INSANE: Cash Broke EVERY Bone in Minecraft! 💰🔨

Oh you’re not spotting me brother help what do you mean help with what no I don’t know what to do oh ow that really hurt my shoulders bruv I don’t understand what spotting means I’ve never done a workout before oh man I need to sit oh

Okay uh so is it my turn now to go oh my God you can’t even Vince the bar me what do you mean I don’t know I don’t know how to do any of this stuff can we maybe do something else uh right here oh okay

No no no no no no no oh that seems pretty easy okay my turn get in boy okay I’m kind of tired oh nice nice okay um that is it for me today bro oh wait so I paid 50 just for that little trading lesson hey bull where are you

Going oh my gosh I just got scammed out of my money I can’t believe I paid that much for that you know what whatever I don’t even know why I’m trying to work out so bad who cares about muscles I’m gonna get a coffee I hope there’s no one

In here oh gosh there’s a lot of business in here hello hello hi there how can I help you today can I just get a um triple syrup coffee with a mocha latte on top and whipped cream and cherries on top uh that’ll be no problem one moment wait she can actually get

That every time I’ve asked her that they’ve always denied me over here oh yeah and anyway you know I was telling the guy he looked at me and he said your eyes are super white you know what I did to the man I killed him oh my gosh it’s

That guy hey hey stop attacking me what are you doing oh I’m just uh imagining again I’m sorry rooster what the heck is going on ah don’t mind him here’s your coffee is he a regular over here yeah he comes in here every day oh okay you know what I’m just gonna

Sit uh far away from them um this is so good you know what I’m gonna drink my coffee somewhere else that’s a good idea oh gosh okay maybe I can send the lobby of here and just enjoy my coffee hopefully no one bothers me now

Ah this is so nice and this coffee is so good wait what who do I hear right now hello oh it’s a kid uh kid there’s no one there uh what are you talking about Wait what Mr Cash help what are you skipping school right now come back to class kid I’m going to pick you to the principal’s office okay wait what oh hey put that kid down sir you’re coming with me sorry kid I can’t really do anything about that oh gosh I

Feel so bad but you know what I’m just gonna leave this place I’m getting bothered by so many people right now I just want to have my alone time Hey kid why are you crying what do you mean what’d you hurt my leg oh are you okay this seems broken no I’m not

I don’t know oh geez well where’s your parents why would they just leave you here with a broken leg wait what osani poor thing here I got some cake for you to make you feel better mama hey how’s it going to help a broken leg oh gosh that kid’s eating a lot thank

You Mama no problem here’s some candy too candy candy I think you should probably take him to the hospital why are you giving him so many sweets what in the blazes is going on around here son what happened to you buddy wait what the farmer is his dad oh my

God did you do this red man no I didn’t do this I was just walking by and I saw him sitting here you’re gonna get a butt whooping no no I don’t wanna hey hey stop all right tell me who did it Hubert it was

It was not me I just walked by look the mom can confirm you better get out of here get away from my son it wasn’t even me oh my gosh what is going on today all right son no I’m gonna get that run more so close Clyde I need your help God

I need your help uh Clyde hello oh hey what’s up cass what’s going on there’s no time to talk there’s this farmer who really wants to kill me I need you to help me oh a farmer that wants to smoke man I’m tired of those ghosts let’s go

No thank you Clyde you always got my back what a head bro come on let’s go uh there’s somewhere around here somewhere uh uh I lost them okay should you just lied to me bro no I swear I didn’t lie they were right here following me and they had a kid man

Whatever I’m not believing any of your lies today no Clyde oh my gosh you know what whatever at least I don’t have some angry farmer trying to beat me up I’m just gonna go back home mama dad more more here’s some diamonds oh son you’re so adorable wait what’s going on hold on

Let me get my telescope let’s see I usually keep it somewhere here oh yeah perfect okay now to spy on these guys here you go buddy here’s some golden apples for you and don’t forget the donuts wait what thank you buy one more give me more oh my gosh this kid’s

Parents are just giving him whatever he wants just because he broke his leg oh my gosh oh hold on you know what this gives me an idea what if I broke some bones to get whatever I wanted to uh Susan I really think that we should be

Concerned with his health what why I mean he’s getting a little chubby there that’s okay he’s our baby oh gosh whatever okay you know what I’m just going home now I’ve heard enough and I know what I must do okay you know what maybe this isn’t such a good idea but

You know what if I want a bunch of candy and cake then I have to break some bones too ah oh ouch okay that kind of hurt but I don’t really think I broke any bones I might have just sprained my ankle I think I need to go higher up to

The top of my house let’s do this okay this is much higher than before oh yeah okay you know what maybe this isn’t such a good idea oh the birds are flying up here what is going on uh hey hey ouch oh gosh no oh oh gosh that bird just pushed

Me off the top of my roof look at you smelly wait what you can talk and I’m not smelly uh whatever I still didn’t even break any bones how is that not high enough yet I need to find a way to get higher than all of these things but

How would I do that oh I have an idea I could build a bubble elevator let’s go do that I just need to go up to my room to get some stuff first okay it should be up here somewhere I think I keep it in my drawers yes this is perfect I have

All the items needed to make my very own bubble elevator okay let’s get all this and now we have to start this at the bottom of my house so I think I’m just gonna do it right here let’s build up on all four sides with stained glass just

Like this and I need to go really high up so this is gonna take a while this is looking good enough okay we’re pretty high above the house I’m just gonna use the rest of my blocks to build a round like this and that’s done okay but now I

Need to place water all up in this thing so you know what let’s just water bucket clutch all the way at the bottom come on yes let’s go let’s play some Soul Sand here at the bottom and then some water going up up to the top okay almost there

I just gotta place a few more buckets here at the top and perfect oh uh wait there’s someone up here oh girls are the same wait what who are you oh sorry why are you sitting on top of my bubble elevator oh sorry I didn’t see it oh

Okay well how’d you even get up here you know I just placed the water and there’s like no ladders I don’t know I just wanted to sit up here and listen to juice block who is juice block just uh one of my favorite artists oh okay well

Um can you get out because I kind of have some stuff to do here I’m trying to break my bones I’m just trying to remember juice block he made such good music and then just died okay you know what it’s fine if you stay oh wait oh

Gosh okay that was not good hey kid did you break any bones kid oh gosh is he still down there hold on I need to check water bucket clutch hello are you there uh I think he’s gone maybe I made this thing too high but you know what it’s

Worth a shot anyways broken bones here I come let’s go there’s no way this height isn’t enough for me to break something and then everyone would give me whatever I want let’s go oh gosh it hurt myself what was that loud thought I just heard that hurt myself come help me

Shady stop eating that food come help me jolly good show cash that was so entertaining wait what you watched that yeah I saw that other guy fall down too oh gosh I think I broke my leg wait what is this well I was trying to just build a bubble elevator

Um for my house and I fell off this is a recipe made for disaster what do you mean I’m just trying to have fun oh it really hurts to walk uh gosh you gotta be careful I will but can you guys carry me to my bed this really hurts wait what

Yeah I just need to be picked up someone please oh oh wait no you’re picking up the wrong person yeah Shady okay just uh Hey move your hands up okay just put me on the couch oh shady I didn’t know you’re so strong let me Whack Him into the door wait no

Ow ow Shady stop stop I’m breaking more bones oh I think I just broke my arm too to be careful I’m sorry you know what because I broke my arms can you guys get me um some food or something of course cash what do you want well I can I just

Have some pie and some cake and cookies please okay I’ll get you all of that but I think you should probably go to the doctor what do you mean no I don’t need to go to the doctor I’m fine guys but I just need food are you sure yeah why

Would I go to the doctor okay I’ll be back all right cash I’ll stay with you and keep you company wait really okay what do you want to do uh we could play Mind Block no no I hate playing mind block I can never see the game correctly

Oh I just beat level one did you see no what you’re playing without me yeah ah this is boring you know what I’m just gonna go to my bed oh I mean uh my legs broken I can’t go to my bed oh it looked like you were perfectly fine there for a

Second but whatever no no I’m not perfectly fine trust me yeah I still definitely got a broken like and a broken arm oh yeah I mean if you feel so bad how about you just stay on that couch and read a book nah I’m good I don’t really like reading books okay can

You just um get me some candy please I thought that’s what Nico was doing oh yeah he is doing that okay well then can you give me some juice juice I guess so let’s go I can’t believe I can make my friends do anything for me just because

They think I’m in pain uh what was that cash oh uh nothing I’m just talking to myself oh okay oh gosh she almost heard me I gotta be more secretive about that stuff little do my friends know I’m perfectly fine I don’t actually have a

Broken leg and arm oh gosh I think I hear Nico coming back finding that owner is gone wait what that is not Nico that is a crab hey what are you doing hey are you the one that’s always climbing around my attic I swear I hear footsteps at night

Um no that is definitely you where did you even come from hey uh don’t worry about it I gotta go bye no no get back here what where’d you go oh my gosh now I have this hole in my window too uh I’ll get Shady to fix that whatever

Let’s just wait for Nico to get back I’ve been waiting for hours Nico what is taking him so long Nico hello Shady oh that movie was great ah that was so good wow Clyde really hooked us up I know it was for free you guys went to see a

Movie ah yeah yeah but you were supposed to get me Cake and Candy for my broken leg wait how’s he walking around yeah what I mean ouch oh yeah it really hurts right now and my arm hurts a lot too are you okay cash you need anything uh yeah

I could have used some food a while ago oh well I have this left leftover popcorn it’s got a couple shells left in it oh shell I don’t want leftover popcorn Shady oh sorry well we can get you some food but [ __ ] you want to watch

Another movie yeah wait what no you guys are not watching a movie you need to care for me come on you need to go to the hospital what do you mean I don’t need to go to the hospital it’s just a couple broken bones oh my gosh catch a

Couple broken boats what if you have broken boots for the rest of your life life I will not have broken bones look listen they’ll heal and just to prove it to you look I could still go up my bubble elevator perfectly fine wait what yeah watch look guys I’m at the top Josh

Be careful what do you mean I’m fine look nothing’s gonna happen to me oh my gosh don’t slip cash I’m not gonna slip Shady what do you mean oh gosh Nico looks kind of tiny down there I know right but Shady have you ever tried to water bucket clutch off here uh yeah

Let’s do it yeah all you have to do is jump off like this and you 360. oh oh ouch I kind of missed it uh I think I just broke everything I can’t even move now told you why did I do that that was a

Bad idea we need to go to the hospital right now follow me okay fine you know what whatever just take me to the hospital Are we almost there yet yeah we’re here you’re so heavy guys I’m not happy Nico you’re just weak Shady can carry me much faster

Oh my gosh well anyways where’s the doctor I don’t see anyone here reception hello hi there what’s the problem oh hey are you the doctor yes I am oh hello wow um what’s her name um Krista uh hang on guys wait what oh

Oh I hurt my leg oh dear I think I need you to take care of me now what your leg is literally fine come on please don’t worry about them I’m hurt Shady oh my gosh Shady’s trying to flirt with the doctor oh my gosh listen I seriously

Broke up my bones look you see how mangled I look oh my gosh how did you do that yeah I don’t know I just fell from a high place so can you help me uh can you tell me exactly what happened I need to know to be able to treat you

Um well I fell off um a tall tower on accident yeah on accident yeah it was definitely an accident nobody passed uh no yeah I got pushed off oh no by who we should reported the police oh um by this guy named Tyler yeah Tyler okay I’ll write

It down but until then be sure to stay in bed all day and be sure to only eat healthy food so no candy no cake nothing like that why not but I’ve been laying in bed all day and candy and Cake makes me feel better

Um Excuse Me Miss Krista yeah uh can you give him a room sure of course just follow me I think the doctor should carry you cash she has big muscles excuse me that was a compliment all right this room should be fine Nico you keep perting me through

These doors ouch yeah don’t be careful well here you go cash well thanks I guess but I don’t want to be in this boring room all day you’re not gonna be this boyfriend we’re gonna get you all patched up yeah okay well okay listen can you guys just sneak in some candy

For me I really want some the doctor said no yeah did I just hear candy no no no we weren’t talking about that at all absolutely none why not you won’t heal oh my gosh I hate having broke good bones yes your heart monitor says you

Are going to die wait what you’re such a hard monitor I’m just kidding guys it says you are smelly no Shady it does not even say that all it doesn’t even have words oh my gosh well gosh I will come back with candy okay oh thank you Nico

Just she could pretend you and me I’ll be back okay well Nico gets the candy I’m gonna go flirt with Krista wait what Shady no don’t don’t oh my gosh now I’m just stuck here all alone by myself this is so boring I wish I at least had one

Friend to comfort me uh wait what uh baby what are you doing here this is my room wait you know my name I don’t understand you what what about this YouTube I don’t even know what that is oh gosh who’s that is that your kid oh my gosh what is

Going on why are people coming in my room this is supposed to just be me alone hey buddy oh look you’re kind of confident I’m sorry buddy I just I just gotta keep my kid in checking on what I’m saying yeah that’s completely fine just please

Don’t cough on me anymore I think my kid likes her YouTube channel uh a YouTube channel I don’t even have one of those okay can you guys just get out of my room please YouTube YouTube oh yeah just okay thanks guy oh my gosh what are my friends gonna get

Back this hospital is super weird knock knock oh Nico is that you I just came with some secret items oh my gosh thank God you’re back listen you know what I don’t even care about the candy anymore I just want to break out of here actually yeah this Hospital’s super

Weird okay then let’s go well we can’t go at the front door super secret spy mission but the doctor will see us don’t worry about it I’m a professional okay fine I’ll just follow you then let me put on a disguise real quick oh I think Shady’s down there too ah this guy’s

Done Nico I don’t think that this guy’s gonna help oh my gosh yeah important person coming through yeah and then uh hey guys it’s just me uh blast and Nico uh Nico his name is Nicholas yeah Nicholas yep uh don’t worry about these guys Krista they’re really cool uh are you

Sure they look awfully familiar no no earlier at all we’re just getting out of here come on okay bye Krista bye Shady that was a perfect distraction how did you think to distract her like that oh well it wasn’t on purpose I was just getting

Your number wait what oh my gosh are you serious guess who’s got dinner plans tonight no way whatever you know what Gosh guys let’s just go back home but wait how are you running oh uh I kind of have a confession to make what I don’t

Really have any broken bones at all are you serious are you serious right now bro I just jumped off that huge thing because I saw some kid get hurt and he got a bunch of candy and stuff so I want to do the same thing oh my gosh sorry

Guys it didn’t really work out anyways because I didn’t even get any candy why what that’s unfortunate yeah oh hey kid you’re the one who broke his leg uh I didn’t actually break my leg wait what you didn’t yeah I did yeah wait can I have some candy do you have

Any red ones no what do you mean no bye yo give me some candy please I want candy oh my gosh hey chaos wait what I can give you some candy oh no I’m good get away from me if you want to watch more videos from us

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