Insane Challenge: 5 Idiots Take on Minecraft Superflat!

The boys and I challenged ourselves to beat the Ender Dragon in Minecraft super flat as quickly as we could Shenanigans ensued enjoy what we have to do to beat Minecraft in super flat is we have to find lava in blacksmiths in villages Villages are the only thing that spawns

In the entire world so we have to like go around and find all the villages and get either obsidian or lava from the blacksmith so uh it’s very tedious but I think with five of us we can all right let’s go get the village let’s go

Ho oh my God wa slim gobl kill him this guy’s already pretty beat up actually the Iron Golem is like destroying everything he’s been like putting in work that was that was my nickname in college they called me the Iron Golem they called me BW cuz I was Jewish and I

Loved iron I’m going to right what did you why they called me the Iron Golem I mean the Golem is a Jewish myth so yeah wait the what you’re Jewish heritage why yes I don’t P I didn’t even know that I don’t hey can you sing the Jewish theme

Song was that not it them song yeah do do the Jewish theme song I thought that was the Jewish theme song this is the jewi it goes that’s the Jewish themed song so true aren’t the villagers going to get pissed off for stripping their homes no

No they don’t care they don’t as long as their health is intact as long as we don’t damage them they will not care all right we’re we’re like those like white people house renovating shows we’re just going to break all the walls everything’s an open concept oh my God

We’re home improvement yeah everything’s everything’s an open Concept in M [ __ ] wait not not home improvement I was thinking of Extreme Makeover home Edition you know someone in my school once said they were going to give me an Extreme Makeover and then they doused me with pigs blood and they like ha now

You’re dousing pigs blood I went ah you really got me with that one that’s why here wait M the mine the fountain come here we don’t need this we don’t need this they don’t need water and also uh we can okay so food’s going to be a challenge

Like there are animals that spawn but not that many of them I found some food in the chest so I’m all you can’t have it with five people I think what we’re going to have to is you have to kill each other to get food yeah we’ll have

To eat each other I don’t think that gives you food I’m pretty sure that doesn’t give you food no resets hunger but we’ll just oh I I don’t kill the wa just we need to bre kill the cows don’t kill the cows we need to breed him he killed the

Cow well we’re living on M now we have to have each person running like a different cardinal direction just take a furnace with you and like a lot of wood or something there’s no coal en you just kill yourself or like you can just die

To reset your hunger and then take a bed can you help me get the [ __ ] sheep back in the thing help me why do we break the fountain cuz we we were so hungry I’m going to remove this water we ate the fountain we were so hungry I’m so hungry IAT I’m so

Hungry I could eat a f one person will have to be in charge of like making food so that like breed the sheep and the so is this Village going to be like our base of operation this will be the base cuz it’s the closest one to spawn

Wait wait wait wait that’s actually so good we have a Fletcher table uh cuz gravel I don’t think can spawn anywhere so oh Fletcher hell is a Fletcher table uh it allows you to trade basically it allows you to trade sticks for emeralds that’s what’s important yeah that’s what

I’ve been doing already yeah okay I’m going to run south then I’ll basically we are running in a direction until we find a village and then we is anyone gone west yet of the village you mean Westward expans Manifest Destiny Manifest Destiny I’m James pole you’re

Going literally right now use F3 you can uh you can see northwest southeast just challeng oh I found another Village oh that was fast I found another Village it’s about can I use this to cheat 1,000 blocks north well each can each of us role play as a president during this Minecraft let’s

Play what the [ __ ] is happening oh oh my god what have I done oh my God okay um that mod does not work on super flat holy [ __ ] what’ you do uh okay so I have a mod called distant Horizons which lets me like turn my render distance up to like millions

Of blocks and if I turn it on it doesn’t recognize that the world is super flat and it renders the entire like normal world World seat around me oh so you can see all the villages no that’s trying oh wait never mind never mind the normal

Words okay yeah so it’s like I can see like all the stone above me and it looks like I’m just in Hell see where am I at I’m at 500500 right now oh wait clerics are going to be good um the other thing I’m aware of too end pearls from cleric or

They you can but I don’t think we’ll need to because the nether isn’t super flat I’m pretty sure unless they’ve like changed recent version Oh that’s where we go to the warp Forest yeah we can go to like the forest and just trade with piglins like normal and also we can get

Food from the Crimson boys the Crimson boys well this oh this won’t work will it there is you got lava I found two oh nice okay um here can we sleep right now do we have beds yeah do we have bed I have a bed yeah you lost it all over the

Ground I hear so many slimes all over the place they’re just so squishy and weird I I don’t like they sound like w they sound like constant gooning [ __ ] they sound like [ __ ] [ __ ] what is [ __ ] isn’t that a slur I was going to say I

Don’t think you can say that unless you count women withing sloppy [ __ ] you the most horrendous [ __ ] lady okay you are not allowed to talk anymore oh my God what that’s what that’s like the Megan the stallion song it’s w i listen I thought [ __ ] was like a

Slur for Italians or something is it a slur for people who eat it leave this in the video is it a slur for people who eat at Burger King what talking Burger King what now we believe this in this is way too funny Burger King W Whoppers son of a

[ __ ] the slimes are trampling our crops all right there’s one lava bucket down like [ __ ] 20 more to go what what does this make you this makes you a Mason this guy just like looks at a saw and becomes a name Mason what oh yeah the stone cutter that’s that’s for stone

My name was Mason I’d killed myself okay specific that’s kind of that’s kind of really specific what do you mean poor Mason what did he do kind of name is Mason dude dude I knew a guy squished his head in a hydraulic press at school at school at school why you have

A hydraulic press bra for squishing stuff duh oh for for squishing Mason yeah of course yeah Mason put his head in it because he thought it would be a funny joke and he actually squished his head and his brains went all over the walls I was there po Mason deleter no

His name’s Mason don’t feel bad for him what what is wrong with the name Mason what do you it’s such a mason name like this Golem is killing everything all right these slimes are so Nickelodeon pill dude they’re doing I I am like in the kid choice award chamber right

Now put a picture of of Dan Schneider pouring n loading slime all over Mira kow’s feet oh no that actually happened that’s weird [ __ ] V dude V horrible I’m on fire tonight that was real dude I am in the Nickelodeon’s Kids Choice Award chamber right now why are

There so many slimes all over the place what’s happening they’re like plat flapping all over the ground how do you make a fling table again um you find one you can’t get flint yeah two flint at the top now that I should grabb one godamn it oh I can get

Another one if I find one oh my God I win oh my god oh I found horses I found horses and I have a saddle oh [ __ ] yeah oh I that make navigating way easier is this the spawn Village has anyone gotten this there’s no way

Right no I’m in the spawn Village right now wait this one more Village but it’s really close to spawn I’d be very surprised if we not found this I found a village right over here too like right in near spawn oh God it has a book potato what

What I need all my oh my God wait did no one find this actually oh dude this has two oh my God it is stacked it is stacked there are four four obsidians two iron swords an iron chest right yeah this is like less than 100 blocks away from where we spawn off

Screen grinding oh God oh my God and there are furnaces here I think we have enough obsidian to go to the nether now actually oh my God wait we can make sticky pistons I found emeralds for red stone yo who up with a piston sticky tonight so all right kids epic epic

Minecraft pickup lines if you didn’t know epic Minecraft pick lines girl are you a slime ball cuz you turned my piston into a sticky piston yeah I what I’m working okay I can like single-handedly build a portal I just realized let’s go to the ne um here I’m coming yeah come back to

The main base and we’ll all we group up no please don’t tell me I’ve been walking for [ __ ] 30 minutes back and forth for no reason no but we have materials now we have materials now yeah you need you need to your exercise pretend look if you don’t need

It just pretend that this last lava bucket was essential so I didn’t just waste 20 minutes of my life getting it uh we can make a second portal that’s actually very good yay see all right cool glad I didn’t waste a half hour of my life walking back and forth oh dude I

Think I just got daned oh [ __ ] oh my God it was all worthwhile we’re going don’t misplace any of them the nether I should screw okay uh we have this all right um the what you’re going to have to you put like wood there and I put your lava right here like in

That little square yeah and a little set and then it’ll light the wood and then that lights the nether portal yeah cuz we don’t have a flint and steel you can’t get flint and Steels so we’ll just have to wait until it randomly lights I’m pretty sure we can wait for a

Lightning strike I’m going to yeah that’s much faster that’s much faster I’m going to smoke some Newport cigarettes while I wait everyone today’s episode of the chu Channel cigarett no no oh I [ __ ] love Newports oh it that was quick yeah if you’re not blowing should be blowing New

Ports all right uh I’m going to put put all your valuables in this like chest in here that I’m about to make you know what they say if you don’t smoke new New Ports you wear JS Where Are You Blue I’m in the nether right now where are you I’m killing an

Enderman still not got going to make I’m going to make a fungus on a stick so we can go get a St fungus sck I just want yeah you can like tie a mushroom to a string and then you get little guys just little guys little goobers I got a

Mushroom on a stick that track little guys oh my God no stop that’s actually the most awful one you come up with yet because it actually makes sense whatever you say Dan Jesus Christ oh my we are this video is going to have to be like cut down a one minute long sh

Those are my arals those are my arals give those back give those back sorry you’re never going to make it as a child friendly Minecraft Youtuber what is it Fire Res sh magma cream too ohu that much damage dude I’m so low okay I’m not going anywhere in that

Bi can you help me out I have like one heart please I beg you have food no I have no food oh I have F here here’s one bread thank you that will do nothing just just a crumb of food ma’am Soviet Russia be like you did want to divide up the job

So you’re facing the consequences yeah you’re in like a the division of labor you waited in the bread line you got one bread you can refill two and a half hungers [ __ ] I listen to those people on Twitter now I get one bread a day I think I picked the shitty Direction

Actually hang on it’s going to take longer than finding a village oh um okay this is for sure going to kill me but oh well we’re all a little bit butter pickaxe how butter that’s what I call Gold it’s very wacky that’s what sky is Minecraft called gold and he beat his

Wife so God butter I’m going to you just took my gold give me my butter WIP back there is a B I just made like 17 gold bars I don’t have I’m just going to where where did they go what I don’t know I didn’t take them what the [ __ ]

Need help they have like brutes everywhere you literally just pulled them out of your head I literally just saw them uh I don’t know how much like why where did it go where did it go I literally just nothing for weapons are you [ __ ] [ __ ] my ass

Right now what is this [ __ ] oh what I placed a crafting table down and I opened it I shed my inventory again now what I do not appreciate you immediately jumping to accusing me that’s a real you literally held like a gold bar looking object it’s a [ __ ] potato yeah I’m

Hungry okay I’m hungry a gold bar looking object well if you’re Irish then like that’s as good as gold oh it’s just as scarce as gold what do you mean we live on an island you can catch fish no we have to eat potatoes they would rather die on mess than eat a

Fish I’m so hungry I could eat a potato it’s like a w that hungry huh so hungry you can eat an entire potato I’m so hungry an entire potato wow he must be pretty hungry oh whole potato I’m simply where’ you go you I’m up here I’m

Up here I’m up here I’m up top wait a second wait a second wait a second I’m going to turn myself to a gold man give me a second I’m going to turn myself into a potato oh I turned myself into a potato Mar and they can’t get me anymore dude

You’re being chased you’re being chased by worst [ __ ] oh there’s mushrooms everywhere we can make stew so what turn around there’s a big guy chasing you he was literally chasing time chase me no don’t I have to piss him off first no I’m not you’re not wearing any gold

I’m not wear you wear you you have to wear gold or also pisses them off Oh I thought I thought that I thought that was if you wanted to trade with I thought like that’s the this the zombie the zombie piglin uh don’t attack you but the regular ones

Do okay we’re we’re we’re in we’re in we’re in I don’t want to go in the Bastion I’m going to die I don’t know if this a good idea to okay so I have about like two stacks of emeralds right now I’m I’m going to go down here second

There second there two stacks oh oh oh oh oh oh oh he’s think he’s he ain’t happy he ain’t happy [ __ ] they [ __ ] hit like a truck dude gra stuff no well you guys have been suffering I’ve been uh GA gathering my bread so yeah you’ve been you’ve been getting

Bread while we’re stuck trenches daily bread oh my God there’s a [ __ ] Enderman here holding a mushroom where the [ __ ] is the portal oh my God not the mushroom end he’s all shroom maxing the shroom oh I’m getting shroom Jack he’s the shroom Jack he’s the shroom

Jack Okay so The Fortress was this way oh get in there yeah I’m going to get blocks get in the nether okay we’re going here get block and then we go up oh jeez yeah fish we were going all right let’s go let’s what why you have a

Horse he’s going to fall in the lava and die what did you bring it anywhere I’m way I’m I’m on the horse okay fire let’s let’s go okay wait don’t why did you take mine that’s mine what the [ __ ] I literally asked you if I could you’re

Like no I said no I said no that was a you said whatever you literally said whatever I thought you taking it to the to the place where I put all your stuff I said I bring into The Nether arguing about a horse what I where are you tell

Me your cords press F3 I see you I see you okay so it’s cross this well the horse is already Dy dude your stupid like edgy 6×9 skin is so weird the horse is already dead isn’t a douchi know what are you talking about no it’s still alive trust me guys you

Just can’t see it and then you come up here oh my god dude you know how hard I work for that one dude have I have your saddle don’t worry is it oh my God I don’t I don’t even believe that honestly sadd I have the

Sad wor not I don’t even believe that we’ll just buy you a new horse though just buy horse yeah buy one from the villagers coming out what there it is right ahead of got to find new horse this black building is a Bastion that’s not a fortress yeah

That’s not a fortress I don’t know what the difference is cuz I haven’t played this game in half a deade what’s BAS in them uh the fortresses have blazes in them and that’s what we need so let’s just keep going this way then hress you see the Hess yet oh bro that’s

My favorite song uhoh do it at the right time okay right there J Jump and click the boat nothing can go wrong [ __ ] oh jeez we’re I hear a lot of like snarling pigs where are they oh they’re down there uh that was my nickname

Called me the snarling Pig cuz I had the brute force of a thousand baral Hogs what do you mean by that what does that mean the brute force of a th feral Hogs what did he mean by this I I had the strength of a th000 feral hogs in what in what specifically

I’m wheezing right now you’re making me whee can you not make mushrooms Ste with red mushrooms yeah you need red and red and two brown I think isn’t it uh it’s just one red and one brown I think just just one of each while portions have

Gone down since the war oh I found it I found it I found it all right th what we’re going up move yeah we’re going up come on tots yeah let’s break the leg all right uh when we all find the blaze spawner I have something that will make it very

Easy all right think of the content if I off think of the cont think of the content though it’s the content okay the what I have the only tool that we have right now to do this safely so unless you want to be up until cont doing this

Content content cont how about I off instead no no no no no I spent like I spent like 35 emeralds on this armor I will kill you yes where where is it oh watch out watch out look across the bridge yeah it’s over this way it’s over this way the deep deep

Chasm yeah God the deepest Chasm ever deeper than my Chasm deeper than your Chasm okay let’s uh or go around then yeah that’s what I’m doing right now I’m not that oh God there’s another one right here oh yeah there’s a couple of them okay yeah okay uh both of you come

Here get get really close to me get really close to me as close as you can now oh [ __ ] another NE skel ne ne chungus oh so that’s what you’ve been calling stop being a fence Setter and get down here are you kidding me all right we’re

All we’re all fireproof go kill the blazes sweet oh the [ __ ] oh [ __ ] wait a second is that your guys’ bridge out of warped fungus warped [ __ ] warped wood is that your guys’ stuff probably I mean if if I follow the bridge then I could [ __ ] get to you guys are you on

The horse I’m on I’m on my horse yes I am he’s going to ride his Noble Ste into battle if you show up to the nether for Fortress with a horse I’m going to be so upset die you fool I have three now I’m I’m I have

Dream oh I have three too um how many do you have I think I still have only two yeah only two oh well then we have only two we have enough oh all right let’s get the [ __ ] out of here my fire resistance is gone yeah yeah oh [ __ ] all right this is

Going to be kind of annoying until we get out of the we’re we’re going back we already got everything I know what what did you guys your um I don’t know like he needs to escort his 134 right now in the nether I am not getting on your

Horse that is a death sentence you should get all my hor look I’m just saying the hores survived this long by by luck it’s not my luck it’s at four full health right now I swear to God if we get crossb guas Jesus Christ I don’t like

This just keep I’m really scared right now fish think of the content the the think of the content listen I have all of let’s go oh did you actually do it they did but I was like I was over I made sure he was overground oh my god

That actually scared me grabble as you can by the WAYZ why you get gravel no it’s okay do you need it for a flint trading yeah tring have you would you guys eat a spoonful of gravel for 10 bucks no 10 bucks that’s it kill yourself with that but it’s 10 bucks

Though to be fair that’s a lot of money you can buy a lot of is $10 yeah exactly especially in this I’m literally above you guys I’m literally right above you guys I see you look up you [ __ ] oh my God how you there oh wait that means

We’re close hey what’s up I’m on my horse nice horse yeah thank you mind if I come down I just watch the Slime get down here sure horses don’t take fall damage by the way hello hello yes I do what are you talking about oh God he’s going to

Plat me quiet be quiet horses horses are a lot like boats they float okay yeah they just if you jump off a cliff the horse like actually levitates and flies you right to the nether fortress I don’t mean to alarm you but I have the head of a skeleton base

What what are you doing what do you mean never mind carry on on my horse yeah I can see that but like what what are you doing just I’m just watching you kill Enderman being RAC help me you’re watching me be racist I’m just standing

Here I I I thought I was saying the NW in the privacy of my own home but there’s like a guy and a horse behind me listening like you can do that by just leveling him up enough with his initial trades but yeah but that’s like really

Inefficient it really is so I mean there’s no oh [ __ ] one of the Fletchers went into the portal God damn it okay okay I’m got to go I got to go grab him I got to get him I got to get him yeah finally finally do something bring my horse nothing go get

Him a second yeah it’s like the maxed out one too so you you me the Fletcher doesn’t really matter we only just use them for emeralds I mean yeah but like we still need those emeralds oh he went back in he went back in no no he didn’t

He’s where are you going where are you going this is no home for you where’ he go where’d he go he he’s inside the tree uh oh there he is there he is we push him to the portal okay get over here stop forcing around get over there put

Him here yeah all right we have enough no no he’s running he’s trying to make a break for it he’s tired ofing super flatv okay we can maybe trap him in here with the right blocks you live here and give us emeralds live in hell and give

Us emeralds or it won’t let you out what an existence you live here’s your Fletching table so you can still do work work monkey what a terrifying existence [ __ ] I let him out stuck in literal there we go I got him I got him he’s in the wedge

Cage I got him where is he where’s the wedge cage wait a second where is he right there look at this look at this no you didn’t [ __ ] Dam it oh [ __ ] ow ow ow wait a second wait a second wait a second wait a second this

Is my favorite episode of The Three Stooges I love this oneing move it shout ahead oh my god get in [ __ ] boat get in the boat you guys are so oh my God okay he’s in aw he’s in I’m trying to unlock the trade for diamond swords and

Axes dude you don’t have to make an entire ass Castle just put like a slap in front of the port this is very important you have no idea what I’m doing it’s going to be very important work okay this is now open for business here I got to open this up here where

You guys oh I want to see the wage cages this what wow they will never get in but could have just put a single slab and done the same thing how about a couple of like trap doors or something The Boat Boat yeah well well then we wouldn’t

Have gotten the boat mode so I guess it all evens out yeah fair enough if you’re poor [ __ ] you we hate you hey hey I actually I got a fun challenge okay so for everyone in the uh audience who’s poor I know how to make a magic potion

That’ll make you rich okay so take a bucket fill it with a and and that’s the that’s how you make a magic potion that makes you rich editor please cut that out so we don’t get our Chanel taken down from Terror going to try they’re going to try one person’s going to try

That’s all it’s going to take yeah like we’re going to get sued I don’t want I don’t want the chuckle Dynasty to fall because of the what thought people how to make mustard that’s how that’s how you make the potion that cures poor people all right gentlemen we are going in we’re

Going this way all right so we said we’re doing the Left Behind method all right see you then let’s go why Winnie stop winning oh my God stop wait you’re wasted wait wait wait wait we have a finite amount of arrows actually don’t do that no that only the second shot it was

Fine oh I see it I see it oh wow what waa it’s like so high up in the air what uh I guess we should have brought some spare blocks I have a diamond shovel I did not think that would come in handy but oh my God I almost hit the 360 I

Almost hit the 360 on him how many eyes are already in it two two all right where’s the bed right here right there yellow all right all right um let me get that water who’s going first oi your armor is the worst hello all right what is it uh we’re in a we’re

We’re in a a cube we’re in a cube under the ground we’re in a doesn’t mean anything just open go in the [ __ ] portal thought I had it turn who W whoa whoa whoa whoa I’m being attacked by help help I don’t have the armor you have oh a shield wait

Second H those I hit those let’s go uh I think all the crystals are down let’s go kill it I think all right let’s kill this [ __ ] Fu there’s one there one left there’s still one left I see why did you put water going all the way back up why’ you do

This oh [ __ ] why have you done this got it [ __ ] up top up there you are responsible for your own safety did you get it uh I don’t think I was up there what I feel like I’m hitting these perfectly oh God it’s coming down okay get in the middle don’t jump

Or else it’ll launch you what have a bed have a bed can I use the bed the bed I hit it with a bed but that almost killed me in the process oh you already got it I did that all that for nothing hit the head hit the

Head oh my God oh God oh oh I was trying to clutch it with the Slime clch it with a water CL the water bucket I don’t have a water bucket oh you should have made a water bucket I don’t have any iron I’ve had like no iron this entire oh I’ve had

I’ve had two water buckets this entire time now you telling me you [ __ ] yeah it fires smma balls now what the heck smma balls like it shoots it the balls I didn’t used to do that before that’s new all right you need some yeah give me the arrows of the Ancients how

Many do you have a lot it’s coming down it’s coming down get in the middle get in the middle get in the middle all right remember me tell my story oh wait I did it wait how did I do it wait what I thought would blew myself up

Yay I got the achievement I won I got all fish stuff and fish stick was never seen again yeah if you’re poor [ __ ] you O