INSANE Christmas Decorating Collab with KiremaVT!

Thank you Foreign Foreign Foreign Welcome back to my channel I’m your friendly neighborhood alien YouTuber yufo and I’m here with hold on wait I need to unmute I wish why were you beating me up you [ __ ] [ __ ] I was trying to get you into the fight it’s real cold oh oh I I just

Realized I forgot to set up my chat oh no wait it’s okay I could do it really really fast okay check this out I’m I will I am I’m a professional streamer I kind of bring up your chat yeah wait oh I need to bring up yours oh

Uh we were we were kind of thinking about that yeah we’re kind of stressing a little bit before stream but uh okay me yeah that’s okay I had a long day all right there we go wait let me get your chat [ __ ] up there we go okay I was

Stressing last minute to find songs um um for to play uh Karma can attest to this that I was freaking the [ __ ] out okay all right so today we’re gonna [ __ ] we’re gonna go hard in the paint we’re gonna [ __ ] we’re gonna decorate for Christmas we’re gonna have to we’re gonna have to

Spruce things up around here get it Spruce Spruce Spruce it up like a tree like a tree like a tree like like like the wood that our house is made out of yeah I think my yep yep I forgot to fix this yeah I know I’m I’m a genius

Thank you anyway I gotta get my screen around here and make it smaller so if it’s not getting cut off yeah I have to kind of mess with my stuff too okay okay I mean I just did things previously and I forgot to readjust them back right

Yeah it happens it happens there we go that’s better it’s not as cut off as much now also guys please let us know how the audio is yes yes we very much appreciate that because we we kind of we kind of we kind of uh you know we were

Going we were going I mean I was going crazy but we you know this is a little crazy we didn’t have much time to set up it’s a little crazy yeah a little little off the cuff yeah right here but that’s you know that’s that’s the best way to do it Maybe

What are we doing what are we doing what are we doing uh well we should why wait why are there two sets of doors when did this happen double doors there his room has double doors he likes double doors you know I can respect this it’s kind of

Cool though I can too it’s a little annoying but it’s cool I was gonna say that too it’s a little annoying make a ledge across here for the roof no you didn’t I thought I did you did okay what you didn’t you forgot we’re not fixing the the plays we’re

Decorating it we’re decorating yeah we can fix it sitting here with nothing colorful on it yeah it’s kind of [ __ ] up I I it’s shitty lights we need a picture of some sort an image we put on there maybe like do a little a little Christmas tree you

Could put on like the middle part there maybe with some some Blinky lights how do we make lights yeah I was about to ask that is that a thing I don’t know well the first thing I was thinking is that we should make a Christmas tree yes we should definitely

Do that so let’s chop down some trees oh man should we let’s build like a gigantic tree I think that would be cool that’s a good idea that’s a good idea I’ve been listening to Christmas music all day what listening to Christmas music all day well I said listening to Christmas

Trees all day and I was wondering how you do it oh it’s nice that kills you oh yeah be careful oh I just thought about that uh well you know I mean trees some of them are old some of them are wise the grants Grant you some wisdom

Well that’s nice I should talk to my Christmas trees I feel like they might be a little they’re probably a little more active around this time of year you know since sure we have a lot more people talk what the [ __ ] are we talking about

Oh you said you were talking to trees or listening to trees so the voices yeah the voices the voices they never end it’s a constant constant uh actually I hope your audio is good for me it looks like it is you might feel like a tiny little bit loud but I’ll lower

You a little a smidgen a little over myself a teeny bit Yeah but uh someone’s saying the audio is good thank you by the way okay cool cool I lowered myself a teeny bit also I I feel like it’s it’s good it’s good for uh for us to just put this out

There because uh we we both haven’t done too many uh collaboration streams in general right but I I just wanna I should make it a little bit clearer that we might not be so focused on chat but we’re still we’re still watching you so hello Nano and Merry Christmas how are

You doing yeah Merry Christmas Merry Christmas where oh our [ __ ] is still so unorganized what oh what are you in like in the chest room over there yeah while we still have a roof over it our storage still has no roof yeah we’ve made a lot of progress those two

Streams and then nothing well we’ve been kind of busy too you’re not wrong I just finished the semester it was [ __ ] crazy dude You were the only person I know that says uh is it still used occasionally I don’t even no I don’t hear anybody say it but whatever it’s good whatever that’s fun yeah that’s that’s like your thing no it’s my thing that’s your thing now oh [ __ ] I have a thing isn’t that

Kind of weird oh [ __ ] ow isn’t that kind of weird though why is it weird that that like you know like it like it used to be like a more common thing but now because it’s not it’s just your thing now when was it common and it belongs to I don’t know people

Definitely used to say it more because I don’t hear it at all do you have a bed by the way inside the house okay let’s go in the house and go to sleep we have rooms you forget you’re forgetting a lot of stuff right now man no it’s just I had a bed

On me so I thought I was just go inside your house and sleep in your coffee Bay in your room I I think I was exploring you were exploring like 20 feet from the house no how big do I make this tree where would I where do we want to put the tree

Actually it’s gonna be [ __ ] huge it’s it’s it’s it’s gonna be it’s gonna it’s gonna take up the whole world uh maybe like right in front of our house the pathway yeah well the the soon to be pathway yeah we’ll have it go like around it I

Was about to say the exact same thing a little circle around it you go either way yeah how wide we want this thing it’s gonna be two by two yeah can we just do the thing and make a very big one pop up and then trim it down shape

It the way we want no you can’t do that why not no you’re you’re wrong why it’s so much easier it’s so much easier I mean but it’s an instant two by two tree no we have to make it really really big and then we have to manually place all the leaves

Manually place all the leaves yeah that’s why I’m collecting leaves yeah but see but see tree we just collect the leaves from that one and place them where we want them no no no no no no no no no no no no no this this alien over here just wants to

Do things the hard way I’m very stubborn okay yeah I know that we’re gonna we’re gonna make it look really cool I feel like if we try and grow it with if we grow it naturally then we might have a problem because it might it might end up

That we it’s not the way we want it to be so we gotta just destroy it anyway so like what’s the point you know I don’t have all right you’re gonna collect all the leaves yeah I got all the leaves don’t don’t worry about the leaves don’t worry babe korma

Thanks juice thanks juice classic juice What is that you sent juice it’s like a weird demon Pig it’s like a little piggy yeah wait what is it called lead chunk bro that’s such an epic Reddit wholesome 100 moment dude holy [ __ ] Jeremy has no idea what I just said no I

Don’t I don’t know what you did there he said a bunch of words and I just fell and we’re okay though yeah I hate the way my mind works but it makes you you no it makes me stupid you know you’re the one saying it I can’t argue with that um [Laughter]

It’s not funny dude well you’re making it funny um Auto mod if uh as you first chat working by the way I uh anyways I’m finna I’m finna go might come back later peace bye juicy yeah my chat is working sorry I’ve been a little focused on conversation uh but

How how is everybody doing are you guys excited for Christmas I love Christmas wait what am I uh what the [ __ ] why can’t I get out of here what happened wait where are you oh my god oh I’m frozen where are you where are you where are you oh you’re good

You’re good you’re good okay don’t scare me like that you want to let me out well just get out I got it okay we’re good good we’re all set here do we have how much more wood do we have in the house I wonder uh it’s probably all

Been uh turn into flanks if there is any there probably to plank everything so I don’t even feel like closing the doors because there’s two of them just leave them open uh yeah there’s some planks and I think yeah okay so we’ll get a [ __ ] ton more

Actually I don’t think we even need that much wood it’s gonna be a lot of branches and why do you keep falling do you have a shovel with you oh yeah that’s why that’s how I get out oh oh where are you where are you where are

You oh that was close I fell down three blocks worth oh my God you need to be careful um yeah I think I can get out let’s say be careful as I get myself stuck in it I was trying to jump in front of you as

A funny little joke but it didn’t happen it didn’t work thanks I didn’t wait when since when do we have a cave here I didn’t even know that oh I don’t know oh my God just fell into it man I just do not pay attention to my surroundings at all be careful

Be careful get out yeah how do those even work like how do those spawn I don’t even know anything there’s like enough snow on them or something and they turn into it I don’t [ __ ] know man I got no idea um oh how high should we how high should we

Make it should we make it farther away yeah maybe we should move it just a little bit like over here down there yeah because I feel like it’s a little close this will be our landmarks we know where our place is all the time yeah but like I don’t know like right here

Sure sure Okay okay yeah all right and then let’s level this out a little bit so it’s not like whoa whoa whoa whoa wait what you’re gonna level this out a little bit oh okay just so that when we make our pathway eventually Oh I thought it would just go down like

Huh I thought it would just go down I mean that works stupid zombie that’s not nice but okay it’s perfectly fine oh is that Marty in your chat Marty oh look who is Marty I have beef with Marty oh we got we got beef going on I have beef with Marty a beef

Marty is like one of the rudest [ __ ] I’ve ever met oh [ __ ] here we go here we go I talked I talked to him on Twitter and he’s just like insulting me 24 7. shut up small alien shut up you [ __ ] skeleton don’t talk don’t talk to me yeah oh my God

This is not centered there we go so I’m gonna talk to you all I want Marty oh my Shuffle broke in fact I’m gonna welcome you and invite you into my in into my stream chat if you want humble abode I will I will yeah I have no problems with you except when

You’re mean to me so just stop being mean to me oh no oh no look at you with your goofy ass hat and that ugly rabbit what did the rabbit do to you oh wow he’s insulting those cute little rabbit I don’t know I don’t know Marty some

Might be getting a little a little frustrated with the way you’re speaking right now I’m saying I think that this is a happy place right now I think Marty would be okay with hearing that though oh you know what you might not be wrong no no no no no no no no I’m I built this big tower but now I’m scared to come down I’m leveling this whole area thank you wait why are you wait I don’t understand wait what are you doing well we’ll figure it out later just for now okay I just want to level it for some reason

All right that’s that’s good that’s almost good enough how do I get down from here you jump down like a man like a like a like a a super oh my God the [ __ ] out of me I’m gonna [ __ ] kill this bastard oh where’d he go oh my

God that scared the [ __ ] out of me it’s gone right in front of me dude that was literally a Slender Man in real life it really was I have so many snowballs now you [ __ ] yeah I know I need to get rid of these [ __ ] snowballs um see how should we how should we do this start with our base would you look at that I’m almost done here here’s our tree it’s done it’s finished it’s done look

At that it’s a Charlie Brown Christmas tree I actually have one of those you do yeah it’s quite [ __ ] yeah I mean it’s a try my Christmas tree so yeah gonna be [ __ ] I like to I like to put it outside in the snow How long does it take for this [ __ ] to be spawn uh a while okay dude we can have a snowball fight dude oh my God yeah I mean I wish I could just have it Auto refill it is if you walk over it well I mean I’m full of all this stuff

Too though um dude news flash view right now I’m winning the snowball fight so you know dude dude no stop dude stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop you’re cheating you’re cheating you’re cheating you’re cheating you’re cheating you’re cheating stop cheating cheat all I [ __ ] want I

Don’t even know how she’ll do it anyway oh [ __ ] dude dude I’m gonna die [Laughter] nothing nothing quite like having a snowball fight with your pals and then beating them to death [Laughter] snowball where are you going oh it’s getting darker no it was fun to do as a kid

Playing out in the snow at night it was going awesome right here they’ll get tapping monsters yeah that’s true unless we change it to Peaceful no we ain’t doing that we had a bunch of [ __ ] uh speak for yourself dude okay I forgot I had a dog aren’t aliens allergic to water

Old man versus young alien wait who said aliens are allergic to water Marty yeah but like what is that based on that’s just misinformation I don’t know I don’t know but I’m gonna climb up the tree here now sorry apparently not all right I think she saw it in a movie yeah

Yeah I saw it in space Oh my God I honestly I can’t stand it people just people just like see something in a movie and be like oh it’s inside a movie it must be real creeper take him out that was scary ah I got all these freaking snowballs and

Need to get rid of them oh that’s cool um can I just make a bunch of snow blocks real fast or something yeah anyway let’s just do it like that we should replenish our snow on the ground oh yeah because we definitely need to do

That we do it’ll come back on its own don’t worry it’ll it’ll never snow again you are such a Debbie Downer sometimes foreign ER and yeah that’s all that’s all you got that’s all you got yeah it has to happen naturally I can’t just start like like

Saying oh okay yeah sure sure yeah [ __ ] I wish I had more snowballs I can’t screw up now I can’t screw up how tall should we make this [ __ ] tree I think just a little bit more is probably good and we should not we should have a couple sticky out ones

All right like occasionally just so that it looks kind of like an actual tree yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah no you’re right um should we put them like sideways we should put them sideways yeah so they so that they uh yeah yeah so like that

I’ll let him stick out like two or something like that you know oh No that’s too even God damn it ah fell you okay babe fell are you all right I hurt my legs can I kiss your legs make it better no no you can’t it’s not gonna do anything oh well maybe not with that attitude Maybe uh it fell

Why’d I do that why do you keep dropping so much stuff [ __ ] I don’t like this and then done it like that no it doesn’t work like that you don’t work like that I gotta do like this ah there goes another one thank you you’re welcome I only have 17 wood

Blocks left oops that’s that’s a pickaxe not an ax we’ve got that one there’s another one thank you let me do base Jam maybe Space Jam well that’s what he said okay yeah yeah I’m late to the party on that one you’re not you’re simply just not paying

Attention like at all oh yeah it’s that’s completely true which is ridiculous that you would do that yeah what is exactly what I would do yeah yeah yeah okay yeah cool cool we don’t have any any dangly branches on this side over here what do you mean yeah we do no look at

Me hmm it’s all fair radio no it’s underneath I guess you can’t see it though okay okay I’ll put in I’ll put more I’ll put like no but no they’re too close together now are they well I mean no I mean closer to me not to you like oh yo you mean up

There oh okay I feel like it’ll be easier to place it as we add more uh leaves not sure sure that’s the smart way to do it yes but we’re gonna do it however the [ __ ] it ends up happening ow I’m gonna get rid of all this freaking dirt get out of here All right cool Okay I made it good job So what do I do now I don’t know I think this tree needs to be higher hmm I think this tree needs to be higher look at it from far away I think it only needs to be a little bit higher yeah I think it’s looking pretty pretty

Baller if you ask me I think we maybe should have started it one block higher so we could put gifts under the tree okay we can remove the bottom layer then for sure so I can do that without us losing at all you’re never gonna guess but um they broke okay sorry

What’s the thing for shears uh it’s it’s two iron ingots diagonal I am but where are iron ingots I think they’re in the chest closest to the wall like that farthest okay ah okay like wait like oh okay cool back in you go all right

We have to give the trio a little skirt too Peru we use carpet for that though yeah yeah yeah there we go oh good morning Dan welcome yeah that’s better we gotta make it wider though good morning good morning you had to make a wider yeah

Look I can do stuff now because I now have leaves you want some leaves I forgot to ask you I have some here take it I got I got okay okay I’ll take some thank you I should make some more shoes though [ __ ] wait what are the dimensions

Are we adding another one yeah okay wait wait wait wait wait wait wait one two three three one three two three okay yeah yeah okay okay yeah yeah okay cool we good be good it’s not looking so bad so far right so it’s like it goes up and like a cone

That comes back out again goes up as the cone comes back down and goes up as a cone I don’t know what I’m doing I’m just kind of like oh I can’t reach now you can oh my God hey good job you’re you’re a Minecraft Parkour expert dude

Treehouse no we’re making a Christmas tree for Christmas tree house can you believe it guys Christmas just a week away actually it’s a week away not even but so like so you’re doing it like one in each time right uh no not well each time no because then

We run out really fast well no so we go with one each time right and then when we get to the the one around then we go back out three and then go back up one each time Oh you mean oh I see I see

It would have to be like a really really tall tree then and we’d have to do like three layers we’d have to make it even wider I feel like no watch watch watch okay I’m all in my head it’s all in my head and then you do this right

And what you could do also do is we skip one layer and then we start here go three out again skip a letter yeah when you go three out there’s a little space there Or you could to start from this the one layer and go three out I think we should start right after the one layer and go out again yeah give me my fears thank you I think that I can’t do parkour I’m going to make sure that was embarrassing oh no

Where’d the iron go oh there it is it’s in there I put it back don’t say I didn’t put it back I did I never said that ever never not once ever why do I keep opening the crafting table to make sure there’s no use in doing that I actually

Made mine with the crafting table because I thought I had to you so you had to yeah and now you say that I’m like oh wait yeah I didn’t have to do that did I yeah I don’t blame you yeah I did that the first time too it’s

Getting dark it is getting dark dude the creepy Christmas Critters are gonna come out and start killing us we’re gonna have to go to the nether to get Glowstone That’s true or we could just use redstone blocks there’s redstone blocks now there have been has there always been oh wait for a long time oh like I was thinking something different oh what oh okay I’ll be in a second I’m just finishing the way oh [ __ ] dude I left the door

Open oh no they don’t want breaks in and steals our presence the Grinch Maybe the Grinch live action film like genuinely scared me when I was a kid oh yeah I thought it was creepy all right I’m coming I’m coming I left my bedroom door open that’s a bad thing

You know what you know what was really weird about about the Grinch live action film there’s like a scene where like the Grinch like falls on top of some woman I forget who it was and he like face plants into her into her boobs yeah

And when I saw that when I was a little kid yeah I was like wait what wait what just happened wait wait can that happen to me how could that happen to me of course that’s what you question yeah that movie is like weirdly sexual I don’t know why

You know what you’re not wrong I’m not I don’t know it is oddly sexual and it’s kind of weird all right say that looks kind of good right I go out one extra layer yeah that looks that looks nice yeah Mills go up again actually never mind I was gonna say some

Stupid stupid suggestions stupid suggestion oh yeah yeah yeah no suggestion is stupid until we hear it and deem it stupid well you’re not gonna hear it so you can never deem it stupid but I deem it stupid because I heard it so in my head okay I gotcha I’m fine okay I’m okay

Maybe we’ll put one good old-fashioned trauma yeah third old-fashioned little kid trauma I feel like a lot of like movies do that to you when you’re a kid what was one little dramatic The Brave Little Toaster was I never saw The Brave Little Toaster oh my God the the junkyard scene

Wow there’s literally they’re killing things they were killing cars is what they were doing oh my God they all had faces and they were singing and it was it was terrifying oh my God you just you just reminded me Thomas the Tank Engine you know what’s really weird about Thomas the Tank Engine

Like how how do how does how are the laws of the universe like how are those defined because like the trains are alive but there are some trains where they’ll show like they’ll show they’re like out of commission but they don’t have like those those ones don’t have faces

Okay but it’s like it’s [ __ ] it’s really strange because like does that mean does that mean like like they got the like face ripped off or like I don’t even know like what happened to them technically I guess the other faces got ripped off that’s genuinely like really scary to think about

I guess I guess it has a little kitty one thinking that though no but like I kind of was not not about like the faces being ripped off part but like the fact that trains like every train in the top snake in the universe is alive but then they show

Ones that are like dead and out of commission and I when I was a kid I was like wait what wait why did they die like wait what happened you’re gonna have to look that up and find out genuinely kind of spooky the Thomas the Tank Engine universe exactly exactly and hello Kara

Hello Christmas tree time well hopefully more than just a Christmas tree yeah we got a lot to do here we wait till the last minute to decorate our place and now we’re rushing mm-hmm is that why there was a bunch of vodka stored in one of these chests we don’t

Talk about that all right come on Jesus okay I feel like that right now don’t worry I feel bad I didn’t I didn’t get to greet the people who first came into my street because I was doing an intro uh what am I even looking for oh dirt do

We have dirt I Got Dirt I found dirt I love it I love eating dirt dude what I love eating dirt and crawling through dirt picking up dirt putting in my mouth and chewing up dirt I think that Joe Dirt you ever see that movie no God damn it wait are wait are you putting branches yeah every once in a while okay

Like for instance I need to put one right here actually yeah we’re missing a few branches well I don’t want to pull them there I want to put one right here there we go pull one there but yeah dude I love crawling through dirt and eating dirt and sucking on dirt and putting

Dirt in my ears get on dirt yeah I love wriggling around in the dirt wriggling yeah a little wriggling yeah all right let’s put let’s do this over here I love being a worm a little being a worm that’s what I want for Christmas

To be orb I want to be a worm that’s that’s not gonna be a good time it’s gonna tell you that right now would you still be my brother if I was a worm I mean I think I’d have to be okay just making sure yeah okay you guys are

Streaming is a worm is that what’s gonna happen I’m gonna become a worm tuber whatever Taylor all right I mean that’s what you want to do now you go for it you be that worm thank you worm stream worms what would your first worm stream be my first worm stream

Oh I mean it’s pretty obvious based off what I just said let I mean like I said I love eating dirt I love crawling through dirt um so probably some some some dirt mukbang um I’m like that a dirt mukbang dirt mukbang foreign short fill me in buddy fill me in bro

Fill Me In ah I did that then I mean try again you got a noodle arm here we go I’m right here now come on you can do it oh bro wow wow you are horrible nope thank you why don’t you move forward a little bit Jesus Christ I hate this

Well now you’re not getting it at all whatever I’ll drop down right here and take the three that almost got time I was gonna give it to you oh wait I had two more I want my [ __ ] leaves back no you’ll get a bag of mine now um

I need to go up welcome Marco happy science must eat the science Miss science Miss are you like are you denying the existence of Jesus Christ and Santa Claus it wasn’t Santa Claus bioengineered though I don’t give a [ __ ] he’s still real [Laughter] uh well we put on another top of our

Tree big star one two three and then okay so four more one two three four that’s what we want I think there we go because it’ll be whatever and then all right oh I won’t have one I wouldn’t make too many then maybe we’ll knock this one

Down the top one down wait what the heck oh never mind sorry all right look at that look at that yeah we can we can knock off the top and then put some some leaves on the top cool cool tomorrow my presence will will evolve under the science Miss tree oh boy I

Can’t wait science mystery I think we should do this though wait what the heck what’s it look like I don’t know I just I just looks weird with just being on top of it you know what I mean it’s certainly an interesting choice I was thinking we could just like put put

It like right on the top you know yeah it looked weird though well we gotta but we gotta put something on the top you know well let’s just not have it go beyond the one spot then where did wait where did my shears my shirt oh I broke my shears I thought I

Made you wait what happened I thought I could have sworn I made them already I think it breaks so fast what is happening there let’s look like this then we’ll put something on top damn you got presents I don’t okay there we go that’s better yeah that’s yeah

That’s what I was saying and what should we do like like two maybe look at it from far away I mean oh my way back down yeah now we just gotta put some decorations where were you looking from I’m looking from that works I’m over here oh it doesn’t work

You you didn’t get presents because you didn’t you didn’t believe in uh uh uh uh science uh uh uh uh uh okay whatever crap science isn’t real sorry guys hate to be the bearer of bad news but science Miss is not real and it’s actually it’s quite Blasphemous

Um of you to say that white blast uh yeah sorry um yeah you know I’m gonna go to sleep good night oh good idea good idea I’m coming I’m coming all the doors are open all right welcome to pound Affairs hi guys welcome hello eating a presents because he’s so

Many uh-oh because he pronounces Christmas as X-mas that’s right if you say Xmas if you say Xmas instead of Christmas you’re going to hell and also you’re not getting any presents either I think it’s villagers that’s what I mean I think there’s a pillagers outside

All right get up on the roof oh wait I forgot wait oh we can’t get another roof right we came through the storage area wait oh okay do I have arrows I have 21 arrows how much can I shoot them where are those [ __ ] I heard them I don’t know if they’re sticking

Around what the [ __ ] let’s go outside take a peek I’m on a yeah I’m on the roof huh oh I see them where are they they’re on the right side of the house I can only oh there they are okay yep I see him I wish I could zoom in

Oh hey Mark how you doing um uh uh okay I guess I’ll I’ll shoot that then they’re gonna shoot at me though distract them for me and I’ll hit them okay I got I gotta heal oh [ __ ] there’s like four of them yeah there are you targeting me he is talking to me

That bastard I killed one come get me buddy my Shield’s about to break actually oh killed two and I have one more over here okay oh I got I got bad Omen I got bad almond I got him I got him bad Omen for a day no wait that’s an hour I’m stupid

The PC Works let’s go I rebuilt it I think right do a little stress testing yeah don’t push it too far be careful it’ll blow it up did you collect all this [ __ ] I did you bastard I got an ominous Banner oh we should put that up somewhere

Now we gotta get another one to make it even yeah nice all right um do you have the bad Omen too or just me just you because I can’t okay I see I killed one I get a bad Omen though no OptiFine looking okay so I was trying

To install OptiFine before the stream but there isn’t OptiFine for 1.19.3 and that makes me really mad because I want to have shaders this would look really cool with shaders but I can’t [ __ ] do that ah I’m really upset actually melting down before stream he was literally

Melting down I was literally throwing a train I was throwing a tantrum I was throwing my computer like down the [ __ ] stairs I was I was really upset it was uh very very um I don’t know what’s the word I want oh god look how creeper look out get out of there go

Oh you piece of [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] I’m sorry don’t run in there hey [ __ ] hey hey you shot me first you ran into it I didn’t mean to I’m sorry you’re paying attention wow wow I have no food me neither do we have food I hope we have food I don’t know

I don’t know uh we have puffer fish that’s cool that’s great because I want to eat that somebody redeemed the puffer fish right [ __ ] now please thank you you have a fire fish redeem you’re right I mean I do I don’t know how that works for you for YouTube

Uh no I’m talking about your stream yeah too bad I don’t got one of those set that up thanks Mark you crazy [ __ ] I want to make a bunch of bread I’m hungry as [ __ ] oh I’m so [ __ ] hungry for bread oh [ __ ] Jesus with my bread

Cuts to me [ __ ] a [ __ ] spaghetti Jesus look at this guy over here caused me passionately making love like bread oh God your love is bread too much lookaloney good to see you I’m talking about good I’m sorry you came into that um uh yeah I’m sorry that’s all I have to say

All he has to say I don’t know what I’m doing wait do we where do we put all of our our ores and [ __ ] they’re up here right I’m pretty sure that was weird ah I found the goods Oh I thought we had more Redstone than that okay whatever we

Gotta get redstone no we have it it’s fine there’s enough there’s enough is there enough there is enough there is for everything I want to do I I hope so yeah there you go that’s right the best thing to come into I’m I’m glad you think that way I was uh yeah

I get a little I get a little carried away thinking about um bread loves his bread yeah there’s a difference between loving your bread and being in love with your bread I’m okay I’m getting really sick of these [ __ ] Dumbledore’s okay what if I what if I just left one

Set of them open I’m gonna leave one set of them open so I don’t have to keep I think he’s gonna tear them down I should have done that um so I have I have a few lapis and I have a few redstone blocks that we could use to decorate the tree

Oh [ __ ] yeah wait where’d you go by the way where the hell are you oh there you go oh cute archery is looking pretty nice I gotta say yeah not bad and we still and once we decorate it it’ll look even better okay okay yeah cool I only have uh seven lap

Oh hello I only have seven lapis and I have six redstone how does it Glow the Redstone glows I’m pretty sure wait does it [ __ ] it doesn’t glow wait I need to test it don’t don’t place it yet wait don’t play it [ __ ] it doesn’t glow [ __ ] [ __ ] oh we need to Um is there is there a no no we need water for that though Hawaiian bread oh that sounds good no it does not sound good okay never mind no it sounds interesting at least how The Gamers going going good feed man how are you welcome um coconut bro um

Yeah we had to go we had to go to the nether we do wait what the [ __ ] Ferris what what are you talking we gamers are enjoying the story of when you fall uh suckled his toe in self-comfort because he couldn’t install OptiFine before stream that did kind of happen

That didn’t happen wait how’d you is my camera on wait I’m gonna go put this back the lights are oh wait what what one two I called my shoe one two buckle my shoe that was very enthusiastic that’s the that’s the top 10 top 10 hottest uh female Sonic characters yeah

Wait who’s number two I forget who number two was anybody know I do not remember you need lanterns dum-dum lanterns like like if you could use lanterns but they’re not like bright and red like ornaments no they’re not Redstone lamps but I think how do we power wait we need to be able to we need to be able to power it without it being obvious though and that’s one thing that I we could probably put like torches on the tree and then have them like you

Know what that would probably work because that would be like the wire on the Christmas tree it’s something to be red or festive oh no no not using like Redstone wire but like putting like we could put like a torch behind it or put like like a lever like the man said

But yeah your audio sounds so good uh I use a I I use it I use a Yeti X why don’t I have tons thank you for saying my audio sounds good I try I try to make it sound good okay I need food still here here bread bread bread bread

That was a lot of bread I need to make more bread now let me do that real quick um so we can make we can make redstone torches or we can make like a we could make uh levers we could put them behind them

But we have to make the how did how it’s been so long how do you make redstone Lambs ah [ __ ] I don’t know it’s been so long yeah the bgm’s still going for once it didn’t cut out I figured it out I figured out the problem solving I

Figured let’s go dude oh my God constantly play and it’ll repeat we won’t have any more issues for 20 minutes at a time it was so great because I was talking to kirima after that happened because I wasn’t able to watch a stream that night that he was using the bgm

And and we figured out what the problem was but it was like such a such a boomer I think I was talking about it’s called a shitty UI setup as well no because okay well see the thing is though if the UI displayed literally literally everything at once would be way too overwhelming

You wouldn’t be able to find anything anyway but if you right click on the on the loop thing you can have different options and this is just like this is just new new design this is newer types of designs you know UI is like so minimalistic now

Yes yes I don’t see Redstone Lantern anywhere yeah I forget how to make it well tuna Beach show up is one of the recipes it should redstone lamp redstone lamp oh we need glowstone [ __ ] we need glowstone I knew it okay all right let’s go let’s get it go we

Gotta get this going uh yeah uh okay we need anything like partially broken uh portals on our way do you remember I don’t remember but we could just we could just make we can make a we can make a portal okay we’re gonna have to go on a little

Adventure but we have to make a we can do what we can do we have to make one I think we think about lava we seem to find lava yeah easy yeah let’s go to sleep first oh yeah let’s do that all right yeah don’t worry celery it wasn’t

Because you didn’t cross the crippers okay loaded the audio software are you it’s it wasn’t your fault it’s uh it comes with the uh mic and it’s it’s like a it’s like a it has filters um this one I think right now I have a few that I didn’t mean to

Have enabled but um a lot of the filters that I use is um is uh is uh is uh is uh is OBS filters sorry I was I am back well your [ __ ] is starving my chat is starving okay you guys can have bread um

I don’t know how to give it to you but um there you can have that little stretchy stretch I’ll leave I’ll leave that on the ground for you you can have that leave that on the ground for you you’re like a dog you are my pet you’re nothing you’re nothing but an

Animal to me that’s a good stretch oh and hydrate oh well I’ll hydrate I got myself a little Christmasy drink that’s right I’ll take a sip of that I don’t need those it does taste really good oh my gobs went red all of a sudden oh is that okay [ __ ] it I hate that it scares me well good thing though so far that new cable seems to be holding out so maybe I did have a bad cable okay all right yeah I haven’t disconnected yet so I’m I’m glad I’m very glad because uh if it was a problem with the internet

Itself I don’t even know what we would do about that yeah we have to contact the funny thing is that when I swapped over to wireless I had no more issues so I had something to do with the ethernet connection somehow yeah it was one of the two ports or the cable

Dude I have I have a gift for you oh yeah one lapis you do it why you run it are you going ow you [ __ ] [ __ ] leave me alone [Laughter] all right all right we gotta find lava where should we go we should bring a [ __ ] water bucket too that would be

Very awesome we have that cave right below us apparently yeah I don’t know how deep it goes though find out right so oh wait we have iron down here God we need to organize so bad this is terrible this is actually awful oh this shit’s gonna move yeah I’m gonna

Bring like I’ll bring two water buckets do you want one oh we get magma blocks too that’d be good magma blocks yeah the glowy Magnavox oh yeah do you like um do you need me to show you what they look like oh those okay sorry I’m like a Minecraft Boomer

Sorry another old [ __ ] yeah wait what are those used for though what are they used for yeah what do they do they have a purpose or they just look cool I think it’s so cool I think you use it for anything oh okay it’s a glow

Nice I don’t even know what you really did Hmm uh here I’ll go get some water or magma blocks um put this here put that there put that there do they cause fires um no I don’t think so oh okay um why is the water so [ __ ] far away Jesus Christ I have two torches

Oh yeah I don’t have any torches my Shields my Shield’s gonna break next time I get to make a new shot I need to make a new one too oops let me pick it would I grab oh blueberries and you got it you have glow berries I was glowstone

Uh no you can find those in caves oh that’s right yeah yeah and look at that it’s snowing it is snowing it’s beautiful I don’t think it’s gonna snow anymore it’s never gonna snow ever again it’s horrible with global warming ain’t gonna happen ain’t gonna happen how do you make that

Feel let’s see if uh okay I was I was thinking because I’m not I’m like not any expert at I like audio stuff but I’m wondering if like maybe I could do like some sort of tutorial or something I don’t know but um yeah uh filters go quite quite far they

They help with audio a whole a whole lot not even using like an external audio program so swords pickaxe so I think I think we’re good I think I’m good okay yeah gonna make torches um okay should I steal from no oh wait is there cold there’s coal down here I think

You can use this chair dude I love that chair I sit in it every other day this is a great chair it’s a [ __ ] great chair yeah I sit in and I go oh yes yes this is terrifying campfires Break Stuff or burn stuff I don’t think they do do they

Uh no they don’t they don’t they don’t I’m just admiring them that was my good Shield You stupid [ __ ] you stupid [ __ ] you reminded me to make a shield though thank you I need to equip my good Shield Ferris you wanna want some story time with Boomer story time okay one second let me just put that back in there it won’t burn but it ain’t in my inventory anymore

Um let me think do I have any Christmas Christmas stories let me think let me think back on my my many years on this on this on this Earl that’s many years what are you doing I dare you all right back to the story um let me think do I have any oh

This is a winter a winter story I’ll give you that one um so when I was let’s see when I was back in this was Middle School yeah it’s a middle school knows his Elementary School this is Elementary School little baby kirimo a little bit little baby in Elementary School uh so

Uh parents house so they’ve been there now for these towering years I grew up in the same house right now um but the backyard so we it was to our left in the backyard was our where our neighbors were they’re up like up a little bit so they’re like a little Hill

You would have to climb up to to get to the house there might you know our neighbors had some kids too so we were always playing and whatnot and in the winter it was like the greatest little snow Snow Hill to go sledding on and stuff so

You go up to their place it sled down the hill you’d be in our backyard it was perfect turning into any cars or anything [ __ ] like that it was good that’s fun we’ve always anytime it’s snowed that’s where we were it’s going up and down the hill um but uh

At the time so if I was in elementary school my younger brother was probably how many years older am I than him uh almost 10 I think actually well for your age that’s not that much older though what that’s not that for your age right well yeah yeah for age yeah it’s not

That much older yeah I’m just joking wait I’m lost I’m lost I don’t you’re just messing me at me you’re messing me up sorry I was I was making a joke about it how old I am yeah yeah yeah either way he’s considerably younger than me

Um but he was going up and down the hill with us he like if I was in elementary school he was probably he’s not even in I’m not even in kindergarten if that well maybe he was a young kid young young guy young boy young boy

But he’d be going down the hill with us stuff but one time so we’re all going up he’s going up he’s setting himself up to go down and I’m like at the bottom of the hill just getting outside for going down myself uh yeah well he he didn’t wait he

Didn’t wait okay so he goes down the hill balls me oh God and so what happens is the sled hits my legs and pushes me down backwards so the whole stud goes over the entirety of my body oh my [ __ ] god that now these sleds weren’t the the

Blow up puffy ones that are fine if they hit you and stuff these are like the plastic the hard plastic ones that are like the it was like torn up on the bottom because you’re like hitting ice rock and stuff like all grated like like a cheese grater

When it hit me so I fell down backwards it went over the whole body and it it planted the side of my face into the snow and then went over the other side with the sled raspberry the entirety of my cheek on the left side I’m like a pink raspberry

Was a huge ass [ __ ] scab right and I wasn’t a very happy individual at that point I would imagine not very happy it hurt a lot pretty sure I started crying now did you get like a like a really cool Scar from that that goes down inside your face

My face looks normal I’m sorry [ __ ] dude but I had to but I went to school like because I think that was probably over a weekend or something like that and then I had to go to school on Monday and it was just the entirety

Of the left of my face was this giant red scab did you get made fun of um I don’t remember I probably I probably was a little bit make fun of in the beginning but for having a red face for for being like [ __ ] Freddy Krueger [Laughter]

So [ __ ] up Freddy Krueger in real life I’m so sorry this happened to you that’s a Mortal Kombat move okay yeah yeah so he he crushed me it was a good time and then another time another time going down that same Hill and this was years earlier

Maybe like a year or so earlier I think because uh my grandfather would come over and put like a set up a little Garden in our backyard and the garden was like right where the hill was we would go down so the first year we had to like or whatever year it

Was we had to like um angle yourself to the left so you wouldn’t go into the guard he had fenced off with like a freaking uh chain link fence oh boy so it had big metal poles for the corners and whatnot so if you hit that you’re hitting those poles

And one time I went down no I sit down another long freaking plastic such my legs my feet are out in front of me legs out in front of me I’m going down I didn’t angle myself correctly no and ice got close enough to the pole where my

Right leg caught it Square so so the my foot the soles of my feet caught the middle of the pipe Square stalked me instantly locked my leg out and I was out of the commit for like a week because I couldn’t move my God no experienced a lot of trauma

I’m sorry it was the one of the most painful things I can remember as a young kid anyway have you ever broken a bone uh the most I’ve done is like fractured a toe okay that’s not so bad torn in ACL well that was a blast uh I’m sorry yes shell shock resistance

Yep wait so where should we go I went into that cave over there yeah it didn’t go anywhere okay what do we got right there is that going or anything I don’t know yeah I’ve never broken a bone either some people I tell them that and they’re

Like what you’ve never broken a bone and I’m like is that such like an uncommon thing uh Creeper Creeper oh [ __ ] well it’s me so you don’t have to worry nice dude uh all right we need to go deeper down right we I guess we haven’t been in here

Before there’s no torches around oh one thing I really miss about not having OptiFine now is that I can’t just carry a torch and light things up yeah it just did a big UE right there so oh it did oh okay yeah well at least placing torches will help us know where

We’ve been or we haven’t oh What you’ve broken bone can I have a piece you can’t have my bone oh we got something going down here lava oh it’s one of those Divine thingies probably right oh okay yeah yeah it’s on that yeah those are kind of neat oh I got some uh coal did I [ __ ] love coal

That’s disgusting dude I I ordered I ordered a Christmas gift from my mom yeah I don’t really order like a lot of things online but like it came and I guess my mom like immediately assumed it was for it was one of her packages she didn’t look at the name

No she got now doesn’t she no well she she she looked at it like a little bit and so when I got her was like like uh like fuzzy socks and like one one of them has like like reindeer on it and stuff okay and she thought it was like a

Christmas sweater and my cousins and I are gonna be wearing like like Christmas sweaters for uh Christmas day together so she like assumed that that was that but like I was thinking earlier like I should get her I should get her like a bag of coal and be like this is for

Peeking on your Christmas gift you [ __ ] it up and I’m not gonna say exactly that yeah and not give her a gift laughs should I go over wonderfully it will yeah keep going I’m getting cold dude you stole my call cool more like coal we already hit our dead ends here yeah

That sucks we also hit rock bottom bottom button Rock Bottom with jokes okay yeah dude I I really am considering I think probably the best thing that we could possibly do if we want to if we want to entertain everybody is just make a toilet toilet jokes and toilet humor

Related things that that would probably that would probably do it right because everyone loves a good poop joke everybody loves not a piss joke no do PPP also funny but it’s not as funny you know no it’s only poop jokes check this out kill him oh

No no wait no be careful be careful he only wants you oh yeah that’s right okay I didn’t drop one [ __ ] jeez he’s loud intellect’s 100 with that much coal she could use to heat up the house and save money on Energy prices oh that’s a good good point right there we

Actually do have a uh well we have a wood stove in my house but we don’t use it anymore because oh really yeah because we because we really just don’t have like the like the time for like like getting the wood and bring it into

The house and like it’s it’s it’s a lot so yeah yeah we used to use it every winter it was pretty nice where’d you go uh I don’t know where I am I went up somewhere oh emeralds oh my God here’s the exit I got Emerald

Okay I’m going back out I don’t know how to get back though well you better hurry yippee poo poo over here it’s a nothing cave yeah if I if I just if I just make like a if I just say like something funny like uh yeah guys guess

What I just did and then I say I I [ __ ] I [ __ ] haha and then everybody and then everybody laughs and then people like like the video and subscribe and and uh hit the notification Bell you know sweet all right can I be part of that you can

Be a part of that you just have to make more uh poo jokes P jokes um uh uh come jokes and um just say like a lot of like rancid [ __ ] up [ __ ] dude that’s okay gets it you can see now new recipes oh come on I really didn’t it did end

This is great uh where do you live where you can get literal logs of wood can you get them anywhere can hey you just ordered wood what I can get at the grocery store yeah you get at the grocery store I used to I used to stock wood at the grocery store there

You go uh these caves suck they kind of do yeah oh [ __ ] you I hate that little [ __ ] I’m scared to hit him because I don’t want to hit you too there’s two of them oh you get the other one then [ __ ] I’m sorry where is he I

Hate you I hate you on accident because you were right there why is he running away what little [ __ ] ass [ __ ] little [ __ ] what’s with all these on is there it is all of a sudden it’s popping up out of nowhere is there a dungeon that’d be so

Sick ah [ __ ] skeleton what Skelly man two Skelly man three three Skelly mans I I don’t want to die I feel like I’m gonna die you’re not gonna die I’m gonna die in real life die in the game audience laugh track please thank you thank you thank you don’t forget about

Feet jokes have to have to make um you know have to make a lot of references to uh to uh uh foot fetish uh uh uh Vore you know scatology you know gatology scatology catology scatology That’s you know that’s that’s where the that’s where the poop jokes go you know something like that jeez they didn’t know it was so in-depth ah the stream [ __ ] sucks [Laughter] turn this off uh why why can’t we find a cave that goes Super far wait where’d you go oh um

I’m like I’m out I’m at like negative uh 15 right now I’m just kidding oh where are you um no I’m not uh I mean I’m looking down and you’re like nowhere near me you’re like 10 blocks above me not even yeah but how did you get down there there was a way

No I don’t know where where the [ __ ] where the hell are you now You just poof yourself down there it’s called My Favorite branch of surgery using scabs to pray kind of using scabs to pray what the [ __ ] that’s [ __ ] disgusting what I don’t even know ah say the most incriminating and red flag [ __ ] possible that would get you on

A dude I’m already on I’m already on that watch list I’m already on that I’m already on a CIA watch list is bad um jeez is there nothing down here but but if you if you do say Minecraft it does negate a lot of it so like in

Minecraft yeah oh really that’s how it works yeah oh you’re the Minecraft expert so you would know this stuff yeah I’m also an expert at law so you know oh really yeah it’s good to know yeah you could you could ask me anything about law I’ll tell you right now

Yeah like anything anything Oh God damn it well I don’t want to expose you so for what we’re not knowing everything about law I know everything every single thing yeah okay yeah thanks thanks for that so I am forwarding you oh it’s just it’s just I know everything and you haven’t asked me anything so

I don’t got anything to ask I’m going back outside yeah me too this game [ __ ] sucks my dick dude this game [ __ ] sucks my [ __ ] donkey dick dude oh my God you have a donkey dick this game this game [ __ ] shits my ass man I would I’d rather I’d rather I’d rather

Have a a buffalo Take a diarrhea dump in my ear where are you hey hey hey I got I got a question for you about law all right what is it what is it what is it um how could we possibly stage a coup in the U.S and state a monarchy in Annex

Canada in Mexico in Minecraft guilty what what I what explain please that’s it that’s it whatever and say guilty and that’s going to go the way I want well you you need to be a specific type of man to pull something like that off and honestly if you have the power to

Just say one word and and everything is just everything just happens the way you want it to then you you’ve succeeded you know I don’t think that’s how it works that is how it works no no I don’t know also how about maybe this one’s a little easier for you all right ready

What is law thing you gotta do man this is horrible advice you gotta tell me anything well [Laughter] I win you lose bro takes note we need to find a [ __ ] cave with lava oh [ __ ] my shield broke oh that’s not good yeah creeper behind you I know I got a creepy

They all want you they don’t care about me I got a new Shield this is gonna I feel like this is gonna take a while yeah I know this should not take as long as taking also do you still have the coordinates for our house laughs [Laughter] I’m glad I said something

We could have easily had just kept moving and then got completely lost thank you [Laughter] there it is right there okay these coordinates are good enough wait there’s a shortcut to copy coordinates I forget what it is [ __ ] control F no it’s not control F what if I press switches your thing

No wait it’s just F never mind it switches your it switches your hands Control Plus F in chat thanks guys Control Plus F in chat I can’t I can’t [ __ ] get up it’s okay dude there we go okay here I will I’ll put it I’ll put it in the in the in the chat uh three six seven one two six negative 15

81 there perfect we found the [ __ ] okay we gotta go somewhere else now I don’t know what we’re gonna do man we are having serious trouble finding lava we [ __ ] we suck at Minecraft honestly time to do that’s okay I can eat three loaves of bread I should make more bread

Dude I’m [ __ ] hungry oh I wish I had some bread oh they’re like food in the in the ones up here too all my tracks remember we gotta do that we have to bring a track to the to the bond Point okay one thing at a time

Let’s go get some lava okay there’s no food up here obsidian lava city obsidian by the way I have two water buckets two water buckets all right well I’m gonna make more buckets we can carry lots of lava with us okay just stop sucking bro in Minecraft

Thanks thank you very difficult oh [ __ ] I’m dying I fell oh no into the snow I’m freezing it was so [ __ ] cold today it was terrible that’s a bucket okay why do we have to pick the snow biome [ __ ] uh this is ridiculous how many blocks of uh obsidian do we need

Uh one two three four yeah six so ten right we need ten yeah okay yeah I have to yeah two water buckets I’ll make eight buckets then I don’t we don’t need that many we just need one wait what because you pour it on top of

The lava and it turns to obsidian yeah but we have to do the eight times ten times [Laughter] deal with it I mean you’re gonna be the one dealing with it not me waiting for iron no we don’t go to the [ __ ] chest upstairs oh we gotta block okay

Where’d you go I’m gone I’m out of there I’m I’m looking I’m looking for lava I’m gonna [ __ ] Journey what is that by myself yeah you’re a big boy you could you could deal with that that’s fine oh what’s down here yeah Bocce ends tomorrow I can’t wait to watch both episodes at

Once this [ __ ] did not watch last week’s episode because he he was like oh whoa no spoilers no spoilers no spoilers I’m sorry maybe but like I I I I I can’t talk about it with him because he hasn’t seen it yet and I’m mad I’m mad at him

Oh man oh hey hey I’m just I’m playing it smart how long about two episodes to watch and then boom [ __ ] you for being smart I know I know these shows go I know how they try and play I’m gonna play them I mean yeah it was pretty obvious but we

Gotta see we got to see so much other stuff during that episode and you missed out you’ll watch the episode and it’s like nothing happened no dude it’s it’s pretty good promise I gotta watch before I leave for Christmas parties yeah new episode of wait when is it available like probably

By like 12 30 for us [ __ ] really yeah Why why when when do you when do you usually watch it well done that when I usually watch it I gotta leave oh yeah well uh oh my God I might have to watch it uh my phone I’m staying over I don’t want to do I don’t like watching

Stuff on my phone me neither full length episode things but you got to do what you got to do I mean it’s boat cheese I could wait till Sunday night I should be home by then maybe not I mean you could wait or you could watch it when it airs on my phone

Yeah no okay dude I found an unfinished another portal but it’s not big enough oh wait maybe it is where are you I don’t know oh I found an enchanted golden sword let’s go oh my God I hate you right now I was getting impatient I’m sorry I had

To go and find this [ __ ] I don’t see your name anywhere yeah I’m really far away oh my God challenge whoever [ __ ] named these achievements I hate you they’re so bad isn’t it iron pick yeah watch yourself watch it watch it watch the show it’s so good

If you’re watching on Billy Billy you can watch it at like 12 A.M remember you said you were and I said boki but wait okay but but if you watch if you watched any of the show you would hear them say the name wait say it or no more

Likely is that I just forget things like all the time so scared myself so [ __ ] silly is so horrible it’s just am I ever forgetting anything important about anyone I’m sorry I just forget yeah no I feel that though but how could you how could you not realize and forget

How to say about you dude shut up ah why is sitting up here by myself now while I wait for you yep I would like to go into the portal to get some glowstone and stuff yeah well I’m trying to I’m trying to get the portal right now I’m mining right now

How are you do you have a diamond pickaxe yeah I have a wooden pickaxe what yeah I’m mining with the wooden pickaxe I love the clip of keemstar when he finds diamonds in Minecraft and he starts buying it with a stone pickaxe and he goes we did it we found diamonds

We found diamonds guys we beat the game and he’s like mining up the diamonds with the stone figures but every time he breaks one of them it just disappears his mind is like why is everybody why is everybody saying stop why is everybody told me to stop

And then he opens his inventory and he goes wait where the [ __ ] all the Diamonds oh boy that’s so good that’s a really good clip yeah it’s a really good clip I wish I sucked that bad in Minecraft so I could be that funny while playing it

If only right if only God I wish I was funny oh my god um should I get crying obsidian [ __ ] it let’s get the crying obsidian I’m surprised I remember what it was called okay here I go ah I broke it who’s cutting onions that’s so silly that’s so funny getting

Oh foul get it because like crying obsidian and onions and should I get these magma blocks I’ll get them because I because I because I know how much you love them I know I know how much you love these I do love some magnet blocks yeah yeah I know I know

You love these magma blocks you love rubbing them on your face you know you love you love sticking your tongue to them and you know feeling them and yeah I I get it it’s got a nice texture yeah all right I got a I got a good fuel then

I got 13 13 of them can I get more there’s a bucket there’s a bucket there’s some lava should I take should I take the lava definitely take the lava okay I’ll take the lava in a bucket so you so you’re like you’re like making me I built made

All these buckets and now I can’t even use them where you are you can use them I don’t know why you made that many though you [ __ ] oh my God shut your [ __ ] mouth wait I need I need to eat it welcome there is God hey are you fortnite cause balls Obama White

Almost balls are white Thanks for coming by there is God I don’t know what the [ __ ] you just said to me but hey he says Obama’s balls are white Obama bleached his bombs Obama Obama dips his balls in a in a vat of bleach and he goes oh oh thank you no thank you

It’s gonna do something that sentence ruined it I don’t know what I was gonna do now blame it on me sure okay uh Mob psycho series for now he aired earlier this week I have not watched mob psycho I’m very sorry it’s very good it’s very good so I’ve

Heard so I’ve heard it wasn’t phenomenal finale by the way [ __ ] I need to watch it yeah I need to watch chainsaw man too yeah wait there’s a second one now what what nothing all about it’s all about uh I don’t know if I’m saying your name right

I keep I forget how to say your name all the time I think it’s Colby oh yeah she’s great she’s great I forget which one that is is that the one with the black hair or the red hair yes black hair and she’s cute nobody looks nervous all the time yeah like yeah

What was I gonna do you’re thinking too much about anime women okay um what is it oh we need to we need to make uh stockings and and hang them up above the fireplace that’s true yes is true how do I get home I don’t know maybe if you were with me I

Could help you no really this is all we’re gonna say is no no oh wait wait what do I what do I need for what’s that oh clock where is it oh God I’m freezing [ __ ] I thought it was gonna freeze today that’s what I need okay you’re gonna freeze

55 degrees here today don’t dox your location what don’t Dodge your location with the temperature dude big what oh 25 degrees where I am um it was actually it was exactly 55.72 degrees the whole day probably raining like like cats and dogs yeah it was raining for me too Dude don’t you literally live like in my house with me that’s crazy I mean I could yeah that would be really cool where is the Redstone Lantern though where is the Redstone Lantern what do you mean I have to see it on here at all yeah because because we haven’t gotten

Glowstone yet so oh yeah recipes okay yeah it’s a little annoying because you could literally just look it up um on the internet but yeah that’s cheating that that’s cheating I don’t know why I’m like trying to got I never mind I have bad habits of like referencing things that nobody gets

That’s just not funny it’s just not [ __ ] funny and no I’m not so perfect no I’m not so cool jeez uh salvy I’m waiting for snow too I wanted it to be a white Christmas but I don’t think it’s good oh look who’s [ __ ] back hey have you been I’ve been I’ve been

I’ve been uh get get get get getting [ __ ] huh no you weren’t okay getting these from oh no okay so I have 14 obsidian oh we got a problem what happened I can’t put anything on the leaves why not nothing will go on them you can’t put the lamps on them oh okay

Um yeah all right the game’s limiting you it is I don’t like that okay let’s go to bed there’s a skeleton I don’t like him pre-loved [ __ ] what what the [ __ ] you were getting pre-loved [ __ ] monsters nearby did he come into the house yeah I yeah I’m I’m in the house right now

Can’t rest [ __ ] was that that was my monster sound where’s that skeleton I thought I thought you’re gonna hit me I guess he’s gone now he might have despawned yeah I don’t know let’s see okay good night yep okay why okay why why did pharah say something about pre-loved busy what the

[ __ ] what because you said you were golf you’re uh again [ __ ] and he said no it was pretty love [ __ ] oh yeah yeah that’s what happens so if we put I still don’t see the correlation but like that’s okay a rug a green rug on this no it looks stupid

He immediately gave up on that yeah we can make like a pattern out of rugs and make like a really big skirt but the only problem is that oh I guess we could like remove the rug where we want to place things underneath true yeah it’ll do that okay I have the

I have the obsidian for the for the portal where should we put it let’s do that we should make like a portal room and like make it all like dark and dreary yeah I was thinking something cool like that um but I guess for now we can just put it

Up and tear it down later and do that what do I put it in here let’s put it in here for now I guess all right we could do that do that we can move it later you can do it I gotta empty my uh inventory yeah same got way too much stuff

These chats are so [ __ ] all right yeah I’m not putting it down here this stuff’s so full of nasty and shitty a bunch of empty chests we have I’m gonna organize this off stream one day one day one day why is it selling someone’s like blowing bombs up in my [ __ ] neighborhood outside

Sweet do we have Flint To do we have full end oh my God I I have to look through all this you know the answers too but we have we have to right do we have to please please we have to go get [ __ ] uh oh there’s an Enderman in our house why yeah he’s just chilling

All right he can chill just don’t look at him yeah what’s up Zug all right I guess I’ll go get one Flint uh this this [ __ ] Minecraft world is so silly did you check the upstairs chest no I didn’t do that charcoal yeah I saw that I got I got a little

Excited until I focused on it and then saw that it was charcoal yeah we ain’t got none that’s okay I’ll get some right now got it you got it I got yeah I got one one two Kirby is a pink guy oh I almost looked at him he came down the stairs

Dude you cannot look at the Slenderman dude can we like trade blocks with him no that’s disappointing I know you should make it so that way Enderman are friendly and you could trade with them until you look them in the eye oh that’d be fun no no well you just suggested

I don’t like my own idea wonderful sucks okay I got I have this shovel that you can have oh I got that through the door while you were doing that wait wait oh my God this is a good game I like it it’s fun yeah sorry okay flint and steel that

Means we could go [ __ ] another dude holy [ __ ] let’s get that glowstone if we dude okay I’m gonna say this right now if we spawn like in in a void in the sky I would be very upset okay let’s go are you ready yep why’d you back away you’re alive

You [ __ ] yeah I’m alive hey only one of us has to die you okay don’t mind any gold oh [ __ ] we should have worn gold all right let’s go back yeah I could probably do that I always forget about that uh all right where’s our gold shut up Mark don’t give him ideas

Stop playing so yeah we have raw gold we have to [ __ ] smelt it God damn it uh it’s just one thing after the other huh okay gold carrot that does not it doesn’t help unfortunately we have a gold block okay that helps we can make a thing out of that

Uh you wanna make like boots or something yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah are we wear boots are uh uh two uh on either side yeah I got I got sorry I’m really bad I’m really bad at explaining things there’s one I picked it up wait what’s that here you go thank you

My memory is almost broken nice okay we could go now that was fast holy [ __ ] history may repeat itself I’m noticing a lot of YouTubers streaming right now any idea why I’m not sure if it’s related to Christmas all right people of stone I don’t know dudes it’s just the stars are aligning

And just feed Troopers are all in sync and it’s just those blocks too which ones the ones in the in the room things oh those oh we could we got those we got glowstone those are kind of ugly though wow you you you you kiss your mother with that mouth

Yeah and I also kiss yours oh [ __ ] there your son where’d you go I don’t know I’m looking for glowstone that’s easy to access [ __ ] we should we should have brought like dirt but I have oh [ __ ] oh you have dirt oh cool dude and I brought a stack of dirt I love

Dirt okay be very careful I’m gonna break it from right here that no it’s gonna fall down is it it’ll fall said my pickaxe broke I might have to break this stuff first oh oh yeah yeah but where the [ __ ] oh my god look out look

Out look out look out look out look out where he’s always over there okay oh he got me right there why that didn’t have you you [ __ ] little [ __ ] yeah [ __ ] you you [ __ ] another one down there I don’t care I could take them on no problem actually

Yeah not the rack is really easy to get I don’t know why I was complaining about not having dirt I’m worried about that gas down there don’t worry dude he’s not a problem actually he could very well be a problem he very well could be a problem

Look out he’s like coming this way kind of uh he’s fine I’m scared I’m scared there we go okay can I shoot him from over here is that a smart thing to do yeah He sounds so angry I killed him no I didn’t get any of it why don’t we go underneath and like yeah yeah yeah yeah there is there another one hero there is where is he oh [ __ ] [ __ ] they’re like barely missing me [ __ ] shoot at me I dare you you [ __ ]

Subscribing if you let him vent he’ll eventually leave you alone I don’t know about that I need to eat where are these gas at where is he at there’s one way over there that’s shooting at me oh okay dude’s got some distance I know why is

He still like from so far away I can’t even see him anymore he disappeared okay I hope he despawned look at this [ __ ] destruction he caused [ __ ] dick you [ __ ] dick foreign Are in sync with Mercury that oh that could be it I don’t know what any of that means you think I would since I’m like you know like like space and [ __ ] but I’m not that smart guys I’m not sure if you knew that but now

[ __ ] I didn’t get any of that way to go stop being mean to me what’s being mean oh [ __ ] look out Jesus why is there another one it’s another gas what yeah I heard one oh I hate these [ __ ] um I’m gonna kill you you [ __ ] oh he’s

Pretty cool I don’t have any arrows [ __ ] right there Jesus I have no arrows left oh yes he went by he went by You better be careful [Applause] those ones fell all right you know what we’re gonna stop getting these ones that’s probably that’s probably enough honestly all right well I’ll put blocking get up here get up here get up here get up here get up here get up here get up here

Let’s go home let’s get out of here we need more than this what are you talking about how much do you have 42 that’s enough no no we need more I’m pretty sure that’ll be fine for what we’re trying to do at least no we’re doing more than just a tree buddy

What else are we doing oh we gotta do the house we gotta do we do everything we need lights everywhere but those lights are really big oh there’s no problem okay we’re gonna grab some of these boys Yes still around I know I hate that little [ __ ] a little [ __ ] you break these with an ax wait how are you supposed to destroy these I use a pickaxe yeah I use the pickaxe too but I I don’t feel like it’s taking too long yeah I’m a diamond pickaxe but I don’t

Know is this the place where the boys come out and kill you yes so stay in the trees yeah let me get back up in the tree okay yeah there we go yeah the nether got really scary once they added these guys right just not the same anymore you know

Well look the old days they don’t make Minecraft like they used to they don’t make video games like they used to anymore oh actually grabbing some of this red block a bit would be a bad idea either it was like Garland for the tree it looks too scary

What do you mean it looks too scary it looks too scary looks beautiful they don’t make Minecraft PE like that anymore it’s got stuck remember Minecraft PE when it like first came out and it was so [ __ ] and I loved it Pocket Edition uh Minecraft physical education physical education you know

Oh there’s more glowstone oh my God did we just does this shovel I don’t know pick extra shovel seem to go the same speed with this stuff yeah I have no idea what you’re supposed to use uh other glow one somewhere oh there it is right below me okay cool netherwort block

Put another one right there too I think my bgm is making me really sleepy oh no I’m going back on the ground I’m so tired so tired uh yo what’s up man my name’s a little sleepy give me taking a chance we’re on the ground oops I feel really bad leaving this ugly

[ __ ] pillars everywhere but why would you feel bad about making the nether look just as ugly as it always does it doesn’t look ugly come on now it’s not ugly it’s cool I don’t know oh why would you you should say that to the face of one of the Minecraft devs that the nether is [ __ ] ugly maybe I will get in contact with Marcus person himself notch oh he’s not he doesn’t even do it any what are you talking about yeah he

Doesn’t hold it he ain’t part of it no more they freaking like from moving him from everything yeah and he now he has like his big mansion with his giant candy room a giant candy world yeah it doesn’t have a big candy room now in his Mansion it’s

Like a big ass room with candy it seems pretty cool yeah I’m gonna go grab that glowstone over there and I think we’ll be good a more glowstone I just got a [ __ ] ton so I don’t know I’m gonna grab even more okay I also dropped a lot

Now we’re gonna make our way over there not die in the process I’m worried for you you better be careful I’m worried for myself yeah and I’m worried for you look look at all this glowstone holy [ __ ] oh my God by myself that was lucky look

We shouldn’t be relying on luck man are you okay lava out don’t say ow we’re good okay here we go uh I’m worried for you bro bro wait can I can I please just get up this please thank you all right there we go okay where’d you go oh I can

Go up right there odd I have like three stacks of Glowstone Dust by the way that’s not enough what do you mean that’s not enough not enough you crazy [ __ ] no no no no no no no no no no no no no oh I see you over there

Grabbing some more of these blocks and then we go over here these knock off glowstone blocks e they’re kind of ugly you’re kind of ugly you got nothing for that you’re nothing after that yeah that’s what I thought I’ve done nothing to you and this is how I’m treated yeah it happens sometimes I can I I don’t I don’t I don’t wanna I don’t wanna I don’t wanna stream with you anymore oh [ __ ] that’s not good should we end it right now yeah probably a good idea yeah I know I yeah I’m done I think I think we should I’m

Done you’ve no because you’ve done this to me like multiple times now true you can really [ __ ] annoying dude true it’s true it’s not funny I can’t help it it’s not [ __ ] funny kind of is did I get that nope okay you’re right it is kind of funny

I’m not gonna lie it’s kind of funny it is kind of funny because then you just make fun of me for being a boomer and it all evens out yeah I don’t know where I never mind I found our portal okay good because uh I think

I’m on my way back now okay I’ll hang I’ll hang out here if you need the coordinates I’ll let you know what they are is that even the glowstone anymore or was that the ghost on that one oh do we got we gotta come back with like

Looting on a pickaxe or not looting uh fortune on a pickaxe and just mine all this [ __ ] nether courts oh yeah that’s not a bad idea yeah we can make things look really cool and and and bright you know oh that could have been bad are you okay we’re fine

I just almost missed misjumped after you got all that glowstone we just lost all of it Hey Pig boys how you doing yeah I’m wearing gold weren’t you working you know you you’re like a scientist right you’re like you’re like a cool like engineer type guy you know you I saw you you were like working on some on on synthesizing some kind of

Like glowstone in like real life right what was that about it you you were doing I saw you the other day you were like working on something I forget what it was it was like glowy it was like it was kind of like green what you know you you you you were doing

Something I I didn’t quite see what it was but it was like it was like this like green like glowy looking like powder or like like some dust green powdery dust yeah yeah you were working on you were working on something and then it got like it got like all it

Got like all over your hands and your face what yeah I saw it like you had some in your nose you were you were looking kind of I don’t know you were looking kind of like crazy I I don’t know I don’t know what never mind [Laughter] whatever dude

I am actually lost I don’t know what you’re talking about it’s over it’s over it’s over it’s over I have no idea it’s over the bit never happened I know the bit is it was your iconic green dust that you were working on but you never finished it

Yeah that you that you put it in your nose cocaine no it was Green green cocaine green cocaine you could put food color on that [ __ ] right I mean I guess you could make your nose all green oh [ __ ] God holy [ __ ] I’m tired Jesus what the [ __ ] redstone

Still don’t see a redstone lamp I’m making them don’t worry about it how many how many should I make I don’t know I made a bunch of um regular lamp so we can do like multi-color all right well uh I made six Redstone lamps I remember when these first got insert

And introduced into Minecraft they were [ __ ] sick I was like holy [ __ ] dude this is crazy these are real they really added these into Minecraft dude these like glowy oh my God I’m gonna make more I’m addicted to them now huh what what what’s the what’s the recipe

It’s one glowstone Block in the middle and then one uh Redstone Dust on the top bottom left and right any glowstone dust no redstone dust wait so what is redstone not wait what I kind of stole the Redstone Dust from down here oh wait yeah that’s right I I broke into

Dust yeah yeah oh my God yo you know six isn’t enough what I have 14 lamps oh oh okay should we use we can we levers let’s make levers but do we have I’ll do that he’s unlocked recipes unlocked I [ __ ] love the Locking recipes Makes me feel so cool makes me feel like I know what I’m doing you know how many levers should we make then I guess we’ll make as many as we can I guess wait can you put the levers on the lamps wait where’d you go where are you oh you’re out there

All right where where are we putting these oh I’ll get my regular lamps oh my God I’m sorry I’m like yawning Jesus yeah I got regular lanterns but you can’t put those on the tree can you I’ll figure it out we’ll figure something out I don’t think the little

Ones would look that good remember [ __ ] you [ __ ] you [ __ ] you [ __ ] you [ __ ] you how do you like it yeah yeah can neutral on that I just like banged my tooth with my [ __ ] water bottle dude oh [ __ ] I almost shatter my [ __ ] tooth out of existence oh he have you

Ever done jagerball a what Jager Bomb what’s that uh Jaeger and drop it into oh I’ve had one a long time I am two years old yeah buddy you’ve drank before so shut up no I haven’t that’s illegal yeah all right all right buddy you take it you put yogurt in a shot

Glass and you drop that into I forget what it is you drop these toes and there’s another glass with more alcohol I think you drop that into there and you drink them at the same time oh okay be careful because if you go too fast or tilt too high or

Tilt too much the shot glass will bash you in the teeth they can break your tooth oh God so so maybe yeah that’s uh I can’t remember and I went to the code I don’t know I thought I thought people just drank alcohol like straight well that was what I wanted to do

I gotta put leaves back yeah I’m gonna get leaves ah that’s fine actually you know what because then we can put it like that actually yeah that yeah that works space it out so what should we put each one like should we do glowstone first and then do the next

Block so we could see like where we should what do you mean like like instead of placing it because I have the lamps here instead of doing like me working on the lamps like we should both do glowstone and figure out what we should yeah first

And then we can fill in the spaces for the lamps and then so and so on and so forth okay now what if I put one right in front of me right here right right on this one there you go On the insect huh oh dude come on man [ __ ] yeah [ __ ] you hey I’ll do one right uh here yeah yeah yeah I mean to do that Um this is hard I don’t want to put it in a shitty Spot Free is it for the faint of heart I know it’s really not for the quarter one maybe yeah it works there we go any over here do not put one right there that looks pretty good

Nice yeah so I need to get I need to get something to Tower how do you make scaffolding that’s a good idea I’ve never used it before bamboo oh [ __ ] we got that yeah we don’t have any bamboo oh well I guess we could just use we even

Have dirt do we have anything I have a small amount of dirt I’ve seen I found 17. we’re so poor we’re dirt poor we’re dirt [ __ ] poor okay we’ll work on the next layer then uh uh where’s my glow ow [ __ ] um I’m like actually really sleepy right

Now oh no this is bad it is ow you gotta stop falling um I’ll put one right there yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah there you go there you go I want to accidentally align things and make them look too like too good you know well I mean perfect tree is the most perfectly

Placed in the line no they’re imperfectly placed okay whatever we do need one on this bottom right right here and put one right in the corner I think that’s pretty good to go I feel like we’re putting too many though because that’s what the other stuff do don’t worry there’s plenty of

Room for everything and it’s true they are not set in stone welcome to the train Zen I hope your train ride is good yeah he’s on the train nice what kind of train we talking here like a like a like a in an X G 37 500

You know oh sweet dude that’s for sure yeah I I know my trains pretty well so if you ever have any trained questions just ask me you know I don’t know where should like um I’m gonna put one I’m all that glowstone blocks you don’t have any more glowstone what happened oh

I can make some more though falling is exactly what I wanted to do right there don’t worry so silly so silly I didn’t have to go here to make the blocks too I keep doing that keep going it happens it happens it looks pretty good it looks pretty pretty freaking sweet

Dude everybody knows me for my epic Family Guy impression huh um where should this one go put it like right here and then yeah good good let’s look at it from far away ow oh we got a big dirt tower on the way though [Laughter] oh you don’t have a shovel

No I do oh God damn it she looks great thank you thank you thank you yeah we’re working pretty hard it’s pretty good we’re going hard in the pant told you a three-point shooter whatever you can be the pig the point guard I’m going to sleep can I they’re monsters nearby monsters

We gotta go kill them no I don’t have to what wait why can you sleep what the [ __ ] all right I’m gonna try again oh like songs okay rushers okay so now so now what we can do is there’s a skeleton chilling underneath our tree [ __ ] I’m gonna kill him get away

[ __ ] [ __ ] tree [ __ ] oh we dropped a bow God damn okay wait that’s mine that’s my Christmas present not for me all right um a good night Ferris thanks for coming by good night Ferris take care don’t let the the Christmas elves bite don’t let the Christmas elves bite your

Hair oh my God oh my God that could have been a lot worse it could have been certainly could have been [Applause] okay cool God that sucks foreign I hate those bastards Christmas elves nibing nibbling on my toes are a better part of Christmas I would have to agree what the [ __ ] is

This what is happening it’s the tree stand that’s the stand glows okay I feel like our tree is gonna glow like a little too bright that’s perfect we’ll always be able to see it that’s true okay that way when we’re lost and we need to know where to go we could just

Look up into the sky and see our trees and we could I’m just saying right now we could use that as the carpet down below and dig it under one no wow wow that matters yeah I mean I wanna um um um um I want to use redstone

Blocks and put them on the tree you know oh yeah we need a lot of redstone if you want to do that though yeah but we lost a lot of redstone because we used it for the uh the lamps that we haven’t put on yet [ __ ] yeah can we let’s try out let’s

See how we can set those lamps okay I have no dirt anymore to get up I got a little bit oh we’re not coming I can make snow blocks only I could just do that yeah so stupid um okay I don’t even know where I should put

These we put a lot of gloves on blocks that’s fine and we get to put will it actually can you actually place it on the on the leaves yeah it’s just a block oh it’s the box like oh okay you want to see what it looks like before I put on the tree

Yeah and then when you light it up I think I just put it right yeah I could put it right on it can you change you can’t why do I think I remember uh I’m thinking of a polo stream from way back where she tried to make colored but for the color glass

That’s silly yeah I don’t think it worked yeah or kind of worked not that great I wish you could though that’d be really cool yeah um I feel like we’re overdoing it a little bit what if we replace some of the glowstone blocks with the Redstone lamps yeah you

Can do that but I’m just gonna tell you right now with switches being right on top and it looks kind of stupid it does but um yeah yeah wait yeah we could use those as lights on the house because we can easily hide the uh does

This work if I do this does this work hold on not if I oh it does work okay come here look at this where are you oh you’re right here okay so I can put I could put the lever on the tree and then like I could have

It so that way it like goes the lever’s like on the tree and then it it goes and it Powers the thing so you won’t see the lever as well that means you’d only be able to put them on three and two you’re gonna put them on one because there wouldn’t be anywhere

For you to put the yeah but the one wide now yeah all right rather I’ll just do it on the on the two wide ones just the two way okay that’s the two wide yeah all right okay so if you want to replace some of the um we um yeah yeah

Let’s go stone with that oh wait but this can I you can’t place levers on leaves though yeah so how can I make sure that leaves behind it and put it on the trunk because you’ll have the light in front of it oh my God wait no but this part if

That if this block wasn’t here this is a branch if that wasn’t there I wouldn’t be able to do it but I got lucky where are my levers there’s a branch right there what do you mean there’s a branch instead of the trunk but I got lucky oh

Yeah oh for that one I got it for that one yeah for that one foreign there we go this is where this is working out this is fine is there a branch here though there’s no Branch there I could put a branch I’ll just make a branch that’s so smart oh my

God there we go there we go oh he’s had bad Omen for a while yeah I have I have it for 11 more minutes because you know I’m like a hero so yeah yeah so thank me [ __ ] that was scary wait I did I said oh the two white ones

That’s right okay too wide yeah all right you’re doing that I’m gonna set up some lanterns around the house since they can actually attach to walls wait they touch the walls no they don’t they don’t I was thinking yeah I didn’t think so yeah yeah so I need to make some fence posts

Uh actually all the woods up top wow wait did wait what happened to my snow blogs did you destroy them yeah what the [ __ ] dude which one you needed ow oh oh I can’t believe you would do that to me every time I would [ __ ] do it again but again

And again and again um IQ 1000 you better believe it oh that’s why World’s smartest chuba ha ha there we go okay here we go okay I did it I finished did it I finished it did come on Abby I finished I finished it three Daddy I finished it I finished it what is that from nothing I made it up okay okay

That looks good I I yeah I think it’s better with a little variety yeah exactly Coolio [ __ ] yeah I think we should probably put some red uh Redstone torches on this to change the color up too when I read some blocks yeah but they don’t glow they don’t but we have other stuff

Glowing already yeah but the whole tree is gonna be lit up that’s what I want that’s what I [ __ ] want yeah it’s already lit up so if we if we add the redstone blocks it’s not gonna if you guys have any Christmas spirit it’s horrible you are so you’re so [ __ ] lucky that

I put up with you with you you’re so [ __ ] lucky done Mark Mark no don’t say you gotta treat good enough come on some people some people can’t afford the ax to go chop down a tree themselves uh we did that once when I was a kid first place that’s [ __ ] baller TBH

Yeah they used to be a apple orchard that we would go to for helping but when you know Christmas time came around they had a whole area where you just go in cut down the tree you want and drag it away that’s cool that’s actually really cool um pre-genocide

Tree Genesis no dude see the thing is if the trees are good then Santa makes them grow back that’s the yeah so Santa controls trees too yeah dude he’s like God okay okay pillagers pillagers pillagers pillagers pillagers to the left to the left to the left

Can we go we don’t have any we don’t have any ax um [ __ ] it we don’t have any Flint I mean [ __ ] I would make arrows do we have any arrows I don’t know I don’t yeah I don’t think we have any Flint which is a problem but

If we have arrows oh we do have a little bit we have two flint that I just found um so that’s not gonna really help we have TNT we could throw at them that’s not gonna help good place they’re right next to him light it um I don’t know if they’d stay there

Long enough I don’t know only one way to find out we don’t want to destroy our home either our home environment I guess uh we have these bells the Bells there’s bills and Christmas oh yeah yeah we could use the bells for Christmas I found one Arrow that doesn’t help oh my God

Be careful with those pillagers walking around now they’re gone they went the other way oh I’m still making arrows though you do it you do your thing I need to be prepared up at night is it pretty let me see it does need more color I told you we should use the

Redstone blocks we also use the netherwort block we couldn’t use both but I don’t know I feel like it would look weird being inconsistent like that let’s go to sleep I don’t want any monsters approaching us Jesus oh you like this song Sally I don’t know which one’s playing right now

Oh you don’t hear it no well I haven’t I have the same playlist plus one song I think going with my uh okay oh my God selfie hey let’s go oh nice nice oh that’s [ __ ] awesome thank you thank you a merry Christmas I mean yeah Merry Christmas already thank you so much

Much appreciated what are you doing are you like getting into the Christmas spirit yeah getting into the stuff the torque my spirit it’s Darkness yeah the torque Miss I forgot yeah I forgot to make more redstone blocks okay we don’t have enough Redstone to make more restaurant blocks do we I have

40 right now oh you do okay yeah but it’s not a lot it’s four blocks yeah well I have seven blocks in total of redstone You know we could put this stuff we could treat it as like ornaments so it kind of like dangles or is at least like just like being alive and they can be like pull up like that or something ah yeah yeah you don’t like the sound of

That well I don’t know yet we haven’t tried it I’m not the best builder so I can’t exactly like visualize these things so so well um what if I put it yeah I know these are these I definitely want to like just have on the tree instead of like getting

Rid of the the leaves but yeah uh what if I put one just like right there yeah it’s like a little uh red uh red ball yeah exactly do it why don’t you just tell me to do things like that do it do it uh right there yeah how’s that look

America give to the tier one sub to somebody let’s go paid paid selfies give some forward to solving that’s awesome Merry Christmas Merry Christmas thank you Mark thank you you can still but I’m being shot by skeleton I thought it was a Pillager for a second

Scared the [ __ ] out of me if I could get murked yeah you’re [ __ ] around there I just love killing people what can I say don’t say that playing a video game you’ll get in trouble in Minecraft um where can I put this one this game is hard it can be difficult

There we go okay let’s see that doesn’t look that doesn’t look bad no it’s good yeah that’s all right and then we could put one on each every three let every three by three yeah yeah probably just one I don’t want to overdo it but I also want to put I

Was thinking we could put like lapis blocks like yeah yeah like in like the center part like the highest part in each layer yeah but I only have three redstone blocks left uh-oh do you have any I do not we have to get rid of some we do

[ __ ] yeah I thought I put a block over there there’s a [ __ ] ton upstairs wait it is yeah I’m just leave your soothing voice on I’ll thank you thank you would have been cool we only have one though oh Yeah upstairs there’s a whole there’s a whole bunch upstairs not see it no it’s over here it’s over here it’s over here oh but I I took 27 blocks I took those out but there’s still so much in there I want to make some too you want

Something you know you can have some huh okay I’ll do the Blues you do the Reds they want the blues to be on the first tier the one the one by ones or one by whatever yeah but I only have three redstone blocks left so we have to go get some

More Redstone then okay or you know you could swap those out for for for the the Nether wart blocks I want to be consistent though I mean you take those ones out and put another one I want them to all be Redstone Google get some Redstone boy okay okay

All right I’m on my way I’m on my way all right let’s see I should probably empty my inventory first actually are you okay what happened on the one okay okay okay on the one but we should only do like one per each yeah I think like one like one on each side

Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah we need to organize these chests I’m gonna go [ __ ] insane dude bad oh oh it’s bad oh it’s bad I can’t I can’t move around easily anymore nope uh um it’s become a blocked up tree I’m gonna leave some lapis blocks

Downstairs if you want them okay well I got plenty of lab as Vlogs don’t worry I know you do apparently it’s six where is that one over here where was it put it on the end is what I did okay so what we’re gonna do over here oh you’re

Doing what you’re doing two on each layer I guess yeah yeah oh okay that could work I was thinking maybe uh one on each side like four on each layer like that but I think that might work better actually just because there’s not that much space yeah

Okay let me see if I I’m gonna go see if I can find some Redstone actually I’ll go this way hope I don’t run into those pillagers I hope I don’t run into those pillagers Jesus you okay ow I just fell ah I ate all the bread oh we have we have a lot of wheat but we should start a farm sometime soon yeah it’d be a good idea I’ll start ourselves an indoor Greenhouse for all of our stuff yeah

That’d be cute what was that there’s a creeper underground don’t worry about it you’re fine okay whoa okay oh God I see people ignoring coal like they like they don’t want to mine coal they think like oh like coal whatever it’s cold I don’t need coal I literally I

Just I just mined coal and it opened up a whole new cave and I found emerald in it so like all of you [ __ ] are saying like oh don’t don’t mind everything you see oh why would you do that it’s such a waste of time um uh get

[ __ ] get poned you [ __ ] nerds you you absolutely dude get oh my God you are I was trying to come up with some like Reddit insult but I couldn’t think of it I said poem though I got poned in there so he got pulled in there I got I got

The yeah I got pwned in there I did okay it looks nice a couple couple blues in there I think our tree looks beautiful can you hang stuff from Vines no can you color Vines no you can’t this game sucks you can’t do anything seriously I wanted to like put tinsel on

The tree oh yeah oh that would be cute but yeah it’s kind of kind of can’t do that no this game sucks huh I mean we could we could still put vines on there at some point we wanted to I would no that would look no and make our tree look disheveled like

We haven’t taken care of it in years well I mean that’s what’s gonna happen to it eventually no oh we ain’t traveling it now it’s gonna sit there foreign don’t say that well we’re not going to chop it down don’t say that it’s gonna get that way we’ll take care of it

Can we put this on there because that’d be kind of cool it’s gonna work I don’t know how this works I don’t know if you’ve put some anything What are you trying to do okay no you can’t oh okay I mean what are you doing looks like a little oh but yeah I can’t put it on leaves so we can’t do that that sucks but we could put him on the lights yeah I guess I can’t

God this game sucks my ass can’t do anything I put it on the I’m gonna die what the [ __ ] the skeleton just just shot his brother and killed him I love watching let me up siblings kill each other you’re evil I know [ __ ] people don’t seem to understand

That I like I’ve been pretty clear about it but I can only put it on dirt is it is it my appearance is it the way I look uh uh no I don’t think it’s that oh what is it I don’t know I don’t know we’d love to ask them next time uh

You’re being evil and they say you’re evil no I know I’m saying people seem to not like realize that I’m evil oh oh oh oh oh okay yeah maybe maybe it has to do with your small stature I’m gonna wear like stilts I’m like I’m gonna wear a big trench coat and

Still someone I’m gonna be I’m gonna I’m gonna be really tall and then then people take me seriously oh they will oh they will all right I gotta get these these lights on the house up um I wanna um I want to put I want to hang up the

Stockings and then read like a like a like a Christmas story I like that I like that idea yeah um how am I gonna do this I’ll put on my best narrator voice good good do you have a narrator voice uh uh I don’t know no you don’t know

Sure I’d have to start reading a story to figure out if I got anything see how I do it oh okay okay so what do you mean you don’t read you don’t read Christmas Stories on The Daily not really not really no sorry yeah

Okay I wish I could fly yeah I wish I could fly in real life I don’t know how I do the lights though look at that tree I’ll be putting a star on top right oh absolutely okay what I’m gonna do for the star though I don’t know

I was just gonna say yeah I have no idea could do something like one second what do I got I got the wood could do like oh my God this cave just hit a [ __ ] dead end God damn it oh my God oh my God have you have you seen have you seen

Have you seen that have you seen Mobility Mary what Mobility Mary I don’t know what that is this is it’s this woman who like rides around in a mobility scooter and she like rides around the streets and like she’ll like she’ll get she’ll get into situations and she’ll like

She’ll play like the victim card every time she’ll be like oh all these people oh they’re harassing me oh they’re they’re not letting me go by and it’s like it’s just like really funny because she’s being she’s like being a nuisance and like like I get like yeah she has to

Use a mobility scooter but like she’s not being considered to anybody around her either it’s just she’s just like she’s just like kind of an [ __ ] but it’s like it’s really funny because she’ll get she’ll get into situations and and she’ll she’ll get so upset about

It even though she’s like kind of put herself in that situation and she’ll be like oh my God the way she talks no [ __ ] zombos ah oh you’re gonna kill me get out of there oh okay be careful dude be careful I don’t have anything right now like on

The ground so we can see how it looks oh okay I don’t have any wood it’s my torches oh zombie bird made his way in I’m gonna die I’m gonna lock him in the house ah classic mistake I still need food though we have you can make food oh yeah well

He’s in the house you sounded so angry right there opposed to every other sound bite that was exactly the same it sounded this one sound a little bit more angry I don’t know if I’m gonna be able to do this I’m gonna die at least if I die I’m

Right by my stuff so can you wait for him to like despawn no okay where is he I think I’m at the second floor here oh I hear him the angriest zombie ever bruh I love when they read the zombies say bruh oh how do you make it it’s three wheat across wait wait okay I can’t find any Red Zone I’m gonna go [ __ ] insane in this cave dude that’s not good I know okay okay all right zombie Vern zombie Vern yeah

Burn who’s Vern Amy Lauren the actor who the actor for meeting me in the in the um there he is wait what these nuts mini me that’s not seen is that all powers no I haven’t oh my God camera gets so mad at me for like everything I haven’t seen

He gets so pissed off at me it’s like oh sorry I haven’t watched something oh my God honestly you deserve what’s it whatever’s coming to you now Uh what was I gonna do I’m gonna do something I don’t know what it was now you were harassing me about Austin Powers oh yeah okay I was doing that too yes you were oh my God danderman right here by the way our bro’s still here that’s nice I’m glad he’s just hanging

Out he’s a cool guy he’s just hanging so oh my God can I like turn the brightness up on Minecraft can’t see anything I don’t have any torches I mean I should have let’s go this way actually right it’s probably oh you bastard what happened creepers blew up my star ah

You have a bed do I have a bed yeah I have one on me okay let’s look at hell up here sorry I have moved to the other side sorry yuffie what the [ __ ] I’ve been betrayed why why why Zen why my store yeah maybe

Yeah we’re gonna have a go out like this I guess and then we’re gonna we’re gonna if anybody in my chat sees Redstone scream at the top of your lungs please thank you do it in real life so I won’t be able to hear you

Today’s okay now okay I think I need to move on to another cave I’m gonna have an affair with another cave what am I doing right now this looks like [ __ ] what am I doing I can’t make a star apparently why can’t you make a star

It is it’s blocks blocks are making this difficult hmm yeah that’s kind of hard like it’s got to be three with nothing because the only way I get a center block so it has to be three somehow well I mean you could either do that or

Make it like really huge or also we could just like put something on top of the tree to represent a star you could do that I like that better yeah because it ain’t working this is looking like ass ah welcome back Zen it’s okay I forgive

You for betraying me it’s okay I forgive you for your betrayal don’t do it again I don’t know how to get out of here I think I’m lost oh which way did I come from which way did I go away girl now where’d he go I thought you’re gonna I thought you’re

Gonna finish it with Cotton Eye Joe what what why would I fish with Cotton Eye Joe I said where did I come from where did I go oh no I wasn’t even singing that oh I’m sorry I’m not funny oh my God we’re gonna try and ow you make this [ __ ] sorry

I can make snow blocks too I was I was watching but the the the the subject and the and the focus of this video that I’m about to tell you about are not important I might tell you at another date but I was watching this

Video back with my friend it was like a Discord call I don’t know why I just got reminded of this this guy who I haven’t talked to in years was in this recording from like like four years ago and the only thing I heard him say during the entire video

He said this four times was just him screaming at the top of his lungs God [ __ ] damn it and I don’t know where he is now but I hope he’s okay I really hope he’s all right I hope you’re okay dude if you’re if you’re hearing this man you

You know who you are I hope you’re fine he probably doesn’t even remember him yelling that he has no idea where I need another cave arcade luck has been pretty [ __ ] today it’s been pretty [ __ ] in general honestly and everyone oh [ __ ] I’m sinking [ __ ] [ __ ] that looks it looks like a [ __ ]

Person a star or a tree I know look at my freaking huh I made a wood version of what on top of our tree see what it would look like wait I need to look like a [ __ ] little baby with a diaper I just looked at your stream

Yeah maybe we’ll just maybe we can just make something glowy on top of our tree that’s not a star a better idea that’s a better idea that might be better yeah I don’t know how to do a star in Minecraft I’m sorry me neither

It would have it would have to be a lot bigger is the problem yeah that’s why that’s why we’re getting screwed over there but we didn’t we didn’t want to make like a super duper fat tree either and we also didn’t want to make like a really skinny tree so

That way it could have like yeah oh I think we did I think we did all right I mean scale wise this tree is huge it is but it could be a lot bigger that’s not looks like a gingerbread actually it does shoot your friend man it’s fitting actually that’s cute you

Could just make it a glowy gingerbread man glowy man on top of our tree I don’t know dude I feel like that would freak me out every time I walked out of the house tree no no because that reminds me of well um well you know

Don’t I don’t want don’t want any of those people hanging outside my house you know so um yeah yeah is that what you’re saying yeah if anybody guess what I’m talking about I I I feel like I would be surprised I feel like I don’t know I don’t know what I’m

Saying I don’t know what you’re saying either it’s not racism it’s occupationalism does that make sense I don’t know I don’t know you’re talking to someone who doesn’t know anything about that so okay I just don’t want people outside my house to to have the potential to punish

Me for my crimes you know uh I cannot find any Redstone going insane we’re just gonna do a glowy thing a glowy thing yeah um I mean we could make a huge ass star if we want well the problem is though is that because our tree is even with its

The tippy top here we can never make one that’s Center unless we make it ginormous yeah so we’ll make a giant [ __ ] star hey guys it’ll be awesome all right a little higher up I guess yeah we started there Wait Oh my gosh right here I just want Redstone this is the most painful [ __ ] thing ever we started here either way it’s gonna have to foreign like comes out like here you can do it and then we do yeah okay like that I get what the [ __ ] am I doing

Right now what where is that what the [ __ ] oh what the [ __ ] that’s supposed to be doubled up it’s supposed to be doubled up right there okay there we go okay okay I keep finding Emerald but not redstone well stop doing that okay cool cool three emeralds oh okay what they made up

Here all right oh holy [ __ ] oh that goes down and then you have this part come out out okay and then we I should come up one more I guess I should go down one more and let’s go out one more ah damn it my sword is gonna break this is not good

Not good I’m gonna acts like this I won’t let it happen That maybe maybe we do all this doubled up right here that what if we quadruple it up and we make the biggest Christmas star ever I don’t I don’t know okay it starts looking like ass not easy work with blocks it’s not maybe I’ll help you with it when I come back

I’ll get rid of this you look better and maybe put one here let me get rid of this one I can’t find get rid of that one uh maybe we need to put like stair pieces on there so it angles it better oh you could work with stairs too yeah maybe

That’s what I have to do is put stair pieces on it too to like angle it you can also um well I don’t know how to describe it but like not like uh actually never mind that’s stupid I don’t know what I’m saying I’m gonna make some stair pieces that’ll help out

Okay good luck working with stairs yeah such a pain in the ass I hate them I’m about to freaking go on Google and be like Minecraft star no it’s cheating I’m about to [ __ ] do it uh I just heard cave Ambience and it made me like cry while I was laughing just now

Give me that 20. let me there we go okay 32 it’s probably not enough but whatever oh that’s dark again oh you want me to sleep a little bitty by time yeah nice nice I love sleeping my name’s a little sleepy and I love sleeping that star looks bad

Why are you so you’re so you’re so harsh on yourself oh I what I’m making stuff I’m very oh that that creeper showed up right as I was going higher up now he’s just hanging out there waiting for the fall that bastard yeah he knows exactly what he’s doing oh he does

Skeleton just dropped on my head and shot me at the same time scared the absolute [ __ ] out of me the greatest to be fun working with these stairs also I’m sorry uh people watching I got a Discord notification and you were able to hear it I did not mean for that to be

What happened oh no let me go on do not disturb cancel him yeah cancel me you you can’t cancel me he can’t [ __ ] cancel me you guys don’t have the the balls or the power to cancel me yeah if you cancel me you’ll only be doing me good honestly Any attention is good attention then oh okay wait yeah and then all the all the new evil people that I that I uh that I have as my my fans I’ll send them out to take over the world so good luck idiot wow there’s no Redstone I’m actually gonna [ __ ] kill myself

There’s no [ __ ] Redstone in this cave oh no I’m convinced taking care of this if I find diamonds before I find Redstone I’m actually just going to quit done okay not that way not that way you want it this way ow God damn it you okay get up here

And then maybe it’ll work now I mean that’s not horrible it can’t be so bad let’s take a look when I get home Maybe I put it right here instead I’m losing my mind I’m losing my mind you guys look better the problem though is that we do it with stairs I can’t make it glowy you know what I mean uh I put something on it maybe yeah and then any spot that’s not a

Stairs and replace the clothes yeah oh my god oh I thought I [ __ ] I thought I found redstone I did I’m so [ __ ] sad right now yeah that sucks can you can you tell me a funny joke and cheer me up I am not funny though

You tell me funny jokes cheer me up you gonna put me in a spot like this you tell me a funny joke tell me a joke right now how many yolks oh my god oh never mind I thought yeah I thought I saw Redstone again oh okay wait wait

There are four skeletons here what the [ __ ] wait wait what am I what am I doing wrong here there was something wrong here Maybe oh I did how do I don’t want wait is that is that new guy in this in this version of the game

But new guy the the new guy like the scary guy what’s his name oh the warden oh see in this version of the game I don’t want to encounter him I’ve seen him he’s scary he will [ __ ] your [ __ ] up he will [ __ ] your [ __ ] up really like really really like really really

Moon oh thank God but I only found four blocks so I have 23. he is in this version oh but he only spot he spawns like in like a certain um we’ll call it like on certain blocks right oh he’s deep deep okay so I just shouldn’t go super

Deep ow you [ __ ] stop shooting at me [ __ ] that’s just showing you the love shut up whoa um dude that was not funny God damn it my swords are gonna break I like completely forgot how I did what I did previously it looks like ass again

It’s only asked if you think it’s ass it might be ass though we’re done with the Stars we’re done with it no star okay we’re not doing a star goodbye see you later we’re done here okay oh my God oh my God I can’t help somebody do it I’ll help

You I don’t know ow ow ow I don’t like spiders it’s not good yeah there’s spiders down here holy [ __ ] this cave is so [ __ ] huge oh God I’m in the negative X I mean why now that means I could find the Warden you could I don’t want to

But I see but I see Redstone down here I’m getting Redstone I’m getting Redstone hehe oh I don’t wanna gently fall uh what we got for food in this place I ate it all yeah yeah we are in dire need of food yeah we gotta have an animal farm soon

A bunch of watermelon that’s good uh make sure we still have seeds though so we can plant our own oh yeah we got we got no seeds yeah the cocoa beans you can get seeds from the watermelon well these are slices though oh yeah we have four millet seeds

Okay well at least we have four oh we got four more we gotta eat um I want to start a garden in real life oh we had a bunch of shroom light in here already shroom light I probably already have like it’s like 17 of them

Or 11 or whatever it was shroom light wait what are you talking about the stuff I use for the base of the tree oh wait wait how do we get that what oh [ __ ] I probably threw it in there oh yeah stop confusing me I don’t want to excuse maybe yeah well

Yeah if we didn’t get it from the nether then we I don’t know can you find it in a chest I wonder can you like find anything in the chest no I don’t think so not anything that would be a neat thing though put that there uh look at that there all right

Oh wait I was gonna freaking we have food up here I don’t remember probably don’t probably don’t yeah we’re we’re gonna starve to death probably before we can finish decorating our house definitely looking like it we at least have a pumpkin pie we do we do we have a pumpkin pie okay

Okay well I’m saving it so don’t eat it okay uh sure okay thanks I don’t even know where it is oh yeah that’s right iron I like how raw iron and chicken looks so similar yeah it’s pretty neat I like eating raw iron and and Mining pumpkin pie haha

There is no pumpkin pie here I don’t know what you’re talking about there’s one there’s one pumpkin pie here it is yes me no dude don’t eat my pumpkin pie please ow baby pumpkin pie did you no good tell me huh what huh pumpkin pie good pie how do you make it

Oh I forgot uh I might have found that actually probably probably yeah I’m not a skilled Baker would be cool though oh there’s one stake here I’ll take that in one cooked mutton I’ll take that we are so [ __ ] here we are um let’s see there we go I’m full again

And I have 35 no oh I have a stack of of redstone plus 35 because I can’t do math so that’s a that’s a good handful of Glowstone yeah pretty good I’d say you’re doing a doing all right there should I come back maybe maybe let’s see I guess I’ll put

Them like mid there and that’s good one there one there I’m gonna [ __ ] die I’m gonna [ __ ] die I’m gonna die everybody lanterns I’m going to die I have six bread left out me oh no what enough you’re good no I went through like like 30. uh okay

It doesn’t sustain that much health it sounds like you’re in a bit of a predicament I am oh my god oh [ __ ] I’m dead I’m dead oh I’m not dead I’m not dead I’m not dead I’m Not Dead I have I have a heart and a half a heart

And half heart and half heart and half oh my [ __ ] god your mom’s scared Karen was just like he just counting to himself while I’m dying all right I’m coming back yeah that’s probably a good idea I don’t care I’m coming back oh [ __ ] zombie all right that sounded a little wrong

But okay I don’t know why you get out of here bring on zabbo God I can’t see anything holy [ __ ] all right one two three four five six seven eight how’s your uh how’s your oh how’s your start coming along seven and Diamond not doing the star anymore screw that star oh

Gee let’s go Over the place Jesus it’s Christmas it’s Christmas how you doing buddy how goes it uh I think that’s right right there hey I love I love uh Nostalgia Critic did like a is it like a song called [ __ ] love Christmas there’s this line in the song that

Sticks in my head because it just works so well if you ever if you make a song and you start off with the line that like something like what he does like you already have a hit song like it’s gonna it like you’re gonna get people to

Continue listening to it but he starts he starts out this video starts like screaming at some woman and likes like green and red lights are flashing like super fat like I swear to God if you have epilepsy you’d have a [ __ ] seizure watching this [ __ ] but then then

It [ __ ] cuts to him and he’s just he’s in like a Dark Void and there’s a spotlight on him he’s like far off in the distance like a far shot and he’s like really tiny and he goes I’m full of Christmas semen I don’t know what it is but it’s hot

Funniest [ __ ] thing I’ve ever seen you’re obsessed with that line and Merry Christmas Merry Christmas what that’s cram Shamus um guys can we please keep the Christ in Christmas please um it’s kind of bothering me when you don’t I don’t know what the Korean Shameless is that’s got me intrigued

It’s got me worried for for for Jesus and I hope he’s okay sounds like he’s being crammed into something yeah I’m doing okay how are you Jamesy yeah I’m doing good we’re doing good we we have a [ __ ] spider I’ve almost died multiple times now but

Are you back yet or what no I’m climbing out of this cave I’m not even trying to find the exit I’m just digging straight up not straight up but I’m digging a stairway yeah we’re decorating the The mechaboomatopia Fortress here yes for Christmas we got a tree partially done

We need to do it we need the stars on the top I can’t make a star that’s why I’ve determined I might be able to do it you might be able to I can’t I I already tried it looks like a gingerbread man We’re not gonna have a glowing on top of

The tree so yeah we don’t want a big man on top of the tree because that’s I I mean unless we can make it look like baby Jesus then I don’t think I can make it look like baby Jesus yeah it’s not gonna work all the zombie apocalypse trying to survival zombie apocalypse

Right now in real life I assume I can only assume in real life I hope you’re okay man already gingerbread man I mean yeah it was pretty good I won’t lie but it also did just it did kind of look like a baby too

I did say it looked like a baby with a diaper yeah where the [ __ ] am I is that a village I’m going to the Village okay I found some kind of yeah wait that yeah that’s literally that’s a village I’m going I’m [ __ ] I’m going to this Village hell yeah

Should I go up nine this time Jesus I only have nine left one two three four five one two buckle my shoe are those oh I saw a group of cows I thought they were pillagers I think I need new glasses maybe maybe our Enderman but he’s still inside our

Place he’s really just chilling that’s awesome what do you got for me apples yeah and bread holy [ __ ] I’m okay now I have food this guy just saved my life I hope I hope you know that Mr farmer thank you your farmer Mr do you want to go to bed by the way

All right sure give me give me a moment okay uh you know what we’ll do this after let me do this yeah do you have like a go Bag James you’re like a go bag this is real life gonna have a go bag at all times Fanny pack if that could go bad you’re [ __ ] if you have a fanny pack you’re not stylish uh if you have a fanny pack it’s not a go bag that’s all I’m saying what do you mean it’s not go back you put it on you and you go no but you

Can’t hold up in a fanny pack to do anything of the zombie apocalypse so you wear another fanny pack please if you run if you run out of space in your fanny pack you wear another one that’s absurd one fan pick is already too much is too much too much you’re too much

Too much I missed a white Christmas I missed the snow that song is [ __ ] awesome it’s a [ __ ] great song all right anyone who says otherwise is is a is a neanderthal okay whoa dude I’m bringing out the big words To Um express my true feelings on the matter you agree don’t you be careful man that’s that’s like that’s like a lit that’s um I mean I don’t I don’t wanna I don’t want to say too much I don’t want to like I don’t want to get involved just

Be careful be careful what you say man that’s yeah that’s really good I’m gonna go to this one too I’m gonna move in one like it like it’d be fine if it wasn’t on stream you know it just you know just be careful yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

Or or if it was like a video I could like censor it but like this is like yeah well you know Enderman is losing his mind he’s having he’s having a good time he’s having a good time he’s waiting for me to drop down that sucks this sucks you need to make a

Bow and arrow They’re not [ __ ] explode on our freaking get over here buddy get over here uh he just opened up a cave on the bottom of our [ __ ] place cave look outside early he just blew open a cave oh my God we need we need like can I add um something something really really

Really hard to craft but something that’s really worth it we’re like we’re like uh you can you can craft it and it’ll like repel enemies yeah they’re repellent here’s what you’re saying yeah yeah I think that’d be really cool if they did that I wouldn’t know yeah if you could be

Pretty cool they’re pretty cool yeah it’s kind of like uh like a little little when you’re when you’re playing your Pokemons and you gotta get the Pokemon away yeah okay I I know what you’re talking about but I didn’t play much Pokemon it’s like every every day with you I

Played I played Pokemon Mystery Dungeon okay I never played that I don’t even know what that is you didn’t play that no I did not you didn’t play Pokemon Mystery Dungeon you have some dirt on me now dude Pokemon Mystery Dungeon kicks ass I never beat it because I was stupid and

I was stupid little kid but it was so [ __ ] fun what was it for huh huh I was for uh it was for a Nintendo DS okay yeah I think there was one on GBA too I think the uh [ __ ] love those games God are you okay what’s happening

So Jamie said to explore the caves I went down there there’s an emerald there and now being talked about a zombie and it’s not fun I’m being [ __ ] we’re good we’re good just don’t don’t just you get hit by it and not me just be sure not to clench because it’ll make

It worse you got hit by all the excels because you’re in my Excel spot and it wasn’t me it’s wonderful Excel spot yeah yeah well you know it was kind of it was like a little Pleasant it kind of woke me up a little bit oh did it did it now

Yeah you keep going James you just hit them all you want yeah I mean [Laughter] now there’s a [ __ ] creeper there oh my God this is just non-stop there we go right in the head right in the head oh my God it is way up Oh you’re welcome babe I got you oh there’s another creeper thank you thank you thanks guys look at that it’s just non-stop oh my God oh my God oh Oh God damn Jesus I thought you take care of it how you feeling buddy Yeah I’m good yeah I’ll do that don’t do that one two three four five six seven eight dude guess how many redstone blocks I have how many fourteen okay I’m [ __ ] balling in redstone block I’m ballin babe that’s when he knew he was balling I was bawling

There we go that’s right swagging on him with my 14 redstone blocks okay that’s good are you okay fine okay uh where should I put these I’ll put one over here uh and one there oh [ __ ] I’m trapped with two back here my only because I got seven two did I get leanered

Oh [ __ ] did I get neenered what the [ __ ] getting neater [ __ ] why would you say these things to me because because I was playing Minecraft with cat34 and I watched him getting you nerd 15 times One two one two three I didn’t think it was real until it was and I freaked out foreign Oh cute oh my God I just I just saw that nicely done so far we still have some work to do though I’m not gonna congratulate you until you’re done what a little lanterns um look at that look at the the red the Red’s there the red is there it is there

Does it look good do you like it it does yeah [ __ ] look at that tree look at that tree our tree is pretty beautiful if I do say something we somehow get some Redstone torches on there I think it’d be too much I think I’m

Gonna do it when you’re not here I think I’m gonna [ __ ] yeah yeah exactly exactly well this should be seven I have like two three and a half hearts why here do you want some apples I’ll take some apples there you go give me some apples thank you I found them in

A village that I rated oh cool I was gonna kill it now for winter yeah they’re starving I was gonna kill the Golem but I was too scared okay why do I hear noises outside my house I’m scared where’s my dirt there’s my dirt

Oh can we make seven oh my God oh my God three on this set I probably should right do we have any bricks yes where are they went up seven didn’t I I gotta do that again I wasn’t paying attention to how many I was using here where are the bricks

Where do we put them top in the storage area okay thank you yes one two three four five six seven eight nine ten what if we did like can I reach that can I reach that can I reach that can I reach that there we go one two three four five six

That’s fine I don’t know why I thought that would look good all right we’re gonna bring these in a little we’re gonna bring these in a little it’s gonna break this time isn’t nope a break this time though yep there it goes oh uh There [ __ ] then put some along there and we’ll worry about the back at another time because I don’t have enough for that yet I’m all out maybe all I wanted to do these huh I’m trying to make our fireplace look a little cooler yeah a little more festive yeah yeah

Yeah yeah yeah yeah fist of Eve yeah well I’m trying to like change the structure just a little bit too because I feel like it would look better if I could like lower the the fireplace window so we could hang the stockings like a little closer to the fire yeah yeah

We can make leather boots and dye them different colors oh okay yeah that’s fun oh welcome Leon oh pogs thank you thank you thank you Leon says this is a Pog stream and I would have to agree foreign you mean the whole stream because we’re we’ve been [ __ ] we’re making you

Laugh your [ __ ] ass off yeah I know one two three all right one second okay I thought so I thought so okay um that’s actually four over I have leather I don’t know you better [ __ ] have leather we have four leather we can make one pair of boots what the [ __ ]

One two three four there we go okay oh I’m going to find leather all right you go find leather what is it nighttime you want to sleep soon sure sure yeah shoot get rid of that why’d you steal the carpet from my room what you stole

The carpet from my room that took you a while to realize why’d you steal my carpet and same reason I put the logs in front of your door you’re an [ __ ] you’re so [ __ ] funny dude oh man all right so all the lights are up except for the

All the way throughout the steps in the back of the back of the house I mean we don’t have to do the back I didn’t do the back of my house buddy you do every part of the house I ain’t slacking off all right but you’re right I did part of the back

Of the house why is there dirt going up our chimney still I don’t know I didn’t do it it’s ridiculous this is absolutely someone could break into our house just by jumping in through there I’m pretty sure you left that behind I did not do that so you are ridiculous

What happened [ __ ] creeper blew up part of our chimney no I don’t know if I have any more blocks to fix it too there is some brick left but missing a brick one brick that’s it all right one block one block break block there’s there’s some upstairs there’s some brick blocks upstairs

[ __ ] I hate creepers so much yeah dude they make me uh rage they make me hashtag Rage Quit hashtag throw my controller at the wall hashtag choke my mom and kill my family two years why are you so extreme well you know Gamers Gamers will always rage when they when something bad

Happens in a video game uh yeah yeah you’re right you’re right yeah when you’re right you’re right huh I’m gonna die I’m cold why are you gonna die I need food oh yeah we have food we’re better now give me my bricks where my bricks at I

Have three left thank God Brown bricks in Minecraft uh um finally hey no I can’t I gotta go a long way how am I already hungry again I just ate I know right that’s what’s happening with bread It’s what’s happening with me and bread bro I get written for a second I guess it’s just I think certain foods will last longer yeah red just doesn’t last that long what happened Sally you’re freaking out about something I don’t know what you’re freaking out about yeah wait what

Happened yeah I don’t know what’s going on what’d you do what’d you do sounds like something went wrong sounds like um something is um not going quite right I’m gonna close up this by the way okay because I just want to check that I don’t need any freaking

How many torches do I have good with some torches in here too there’s nothing spawn that I need here B almost flew in front of me while I was killing a cow oh [ __ ] and I would have been dead oh autocorrect you know I didn’t even notice until you said that

I still read it the way you meant for it to be right oh yeah I didn’t either like my brain just fixed it yeah keep doing that to yourself so I’ll be keep doing that to yourself yeah uh how should I close this okay we can

We can make enough stuff we only need two stockings oh okay and we’ll just close this in right here like so I don’t know what I’ll do like this what color do you want your stocking to be uh I love for my stalking to be blue I knew it

Mine will be red yeah I need to get a rose a rose yeah a poppy or whatever the [ __ ] they changed the they changed the name of the flower like a long time ago but I still remember it as a rose it pisses me off that’s a fake account ah okay uh sorry

We’re offset then huh that’s why yeah that’s why it um that’s why it uh it auto corrected because I was that wasn’t the same person that makes more sense We need to make a back way into our [ __ ] place yeah it’s completely all the way around the front does that mean that we should ban the other accounts so that way they don’t come because they’re like they’re like impersonating somebody so they should be that’s a good idea we

Should probably do that yeah don’t want to uh give someone like that the opportunity to keep slandering you like this [ __ ] love snow now hold on what ha ha ha here we go okay lapis Julie La peace go over here wait how do you make blue

Dye or how do you dye something blue I thought it was lapis lazuli How to die in blue Minecraft my my hands are like starting to freeze how I don’t know there we go okay so that’s all nice and closed off now um so we got our lights up around the house for Christmas I wish I could use something to make it

Look like they’re connected by a wire but I don’t know when Sarah is watching a YouTube tutorial what’d you say yeah Rich I had something I could use to make it look like they’re all connected by a wire oh yeah that would be cool can you put redstone dust on walls

On walls yeah no no I don’t think so tired yeah this game yet again sucks my [ __ ] ass you can’t do anything shitty ass game pretty disappointing you would think around Christmas that have special stuff for you to use no wait Karma check this out wait do you want to

Hang your stocking I do want to hang myself thank you oh look at that okay which which one which one which one do you want pick it uh ready tidy look at that yeah oh it’s so cute how nice that look nice it looks nice this is great

I hope Santa actually put stuff in my stock hand yeah me too I hope I don’t get cold yeah I might I might I might we’ll see yeah you probably will but I won’t so you know yeah all right buddy what is that supposed to mean are you gonna frame bow at me

Throwing snow at my face oh you missed because yes I don’t want to shoot the painting when you walk over there perfect man wait I want my arrow okay so my snowballs up so I got a couple more yeah we got on this stuff get rid of

These iron should we should we read a Christmas story think we should I think we should hmm which one good idea which one should we read right yeah I think we should just go with the classic one the one that you know everybody knows for the most part

Anyway the Night Before Christmas before Christmas okay let me let me find it okay let me let me let me bring it up here I think I had it up still from the floor okay how are we gonna read it is it gonna be are we gonna alternator or

What’s I guess we could alternate like between paragraphs let me give you one that I have so the same way uh which one do you have split the paragraph the same or not I have this one why are you showing me I sent it to you in Discord okay

Is that the one I have this one yeah okay cool teacher video let’s go yeah okay how do I um I’m not frozen anymore yeah but wait actually let me get uh where is it where’d it go where’d it go there it is and there we go

Okay time to read a Christmas story who’s starting um I guess I can start okay all right you guys so we’re doing a we’re a single or sing I’m not singing anything that was the wrong word I don’t expect that we’re gonna read the Night Before Christmas because it’s uh I’d say it’s

Probably the most classic of The Christmas Stories wouldn’t you yeah yeah it’s cute I like it it is good it’s cute all right I shall go I shall go I shall start so here we go it was the night before Christmas when all through the house and a creature was

Stirring not even a mouse the stockings were hung by the chimney with care and hopes that Saint Nicholas soon would be there the children were nestled all snug in their beds while visions of sugar plumbed danced in their heads and mama and her wait how do you say as

Well and her kerchief an eye in my cap had just settled down for a long winter’s nap went out on the lawn there arose such a clatter sprang from the bed to see what was the matter away to the window I flew like a flash to open the shutters and

Threw up the sash moon on the breasts of the new fallen snow gave the luster of midday to objects below on what to my wondering eyes should appear but a miniature slay and eight tiny reindeer with a little old driver so leveling quick I knew in a moment it must be

Saying it more rapid than Eagles is coarse as they came and he whistled and shouted and called them by name now Dasher now dancer now Prancer now Vixen on comet on Cupid on Donner and Blitzen to the top of the porch to the top of the wall now dash

Away Dash away Dash away all ho ho ho I like a little thing to do on there very nice very nice it’s like I gotta scroll down I gotta scroll down there we go okay okay give me a second get back in all right okay um as dry leaves that before the wild

Hurricane fly I don’t remember this line at all read it okay can I get it look what you’re doing here do it as dry leaves that before the wild hurricane fly when they meet with an obstacle mount to the sky come up to the house off the courses

They flew with a sleigh full of toys is it Nicholas too and then in a twinkling I heard on the roof the Prancing and pawing of each little hoof as I drew in my hand and was turning around down the chimney Saint Nicholas came with a bound

He was dressed all in fur from his head to his foot and his clothes were all tarnished with Ash’s Insight a bundle of toys he had fun on his back and he looked like a peddler just opening his pack his eyes how they twinkled his dimples how merry his were like roses

His nose like a cherry his draw little mouth was drawn up like a bow and the beard of of his chin was as white as the snow the stuff of a pipe he held tighten his teeth and the smoke had encircled his head like a wreath

He had a broad face and a little round belly That Shook when he left like a bowl full of jelly he was chubby and plump a right Jolly Old elf and I laughed when I saw him in spite of myself a wink of his eye and a Twist of his

Head soon gave me to know I had nothing to dread I think I scrolled down too far where am I what the I lost us I lost us uh he spoke not a word but went straight to his word and filled all the stockings and turned with a jerk and laying his

Finger aside of his nose and giving a nod of the chimney he rose sprang to a sleigh to his team gave a whistle and away they flew like the like the down of a thistle but I heard him exclaim here he drove out of sight happy Christmas to all and

To all a good night I kind of messed up the last little bit but it’s okay don’t worry let’s keep your spot the whole time I need to work on my uh my my reading comprehension no my reading skills yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah dude I [ __ ] love Christmas yeah

You think you can [ __ ] hit me foreign I want to watch die hard now die hard I never seen Die Hard oh my God all right all right do you want to watch it up the street I don’t know I don’t know maybe maybe okay okay you can watch Die Hard

Let’s let’s think about it I’ll think about it okay get your face out of my face uh we didn’t do anything about our tree topper by the way we didn’t probably do though before we before we stopped like real quick put something up there what do you want to do

How much gold do we have let me put it on top let’s put a big gold star on top you couldn’t be able to make a star I I can I can make a star all right you make a star I’m a skilled Minecrafter well we can replace certain blocks with

Globe blocks to get it up there yeah wait I hope we haven’t I don’t know if we we do not have enough gold for this um I have one gold block yeah that’s not enough there you go have it uh what’s up there you go it’s not gonna be enough though oh [ __ ]

We could use polished diorite I don’t know I don’t know well here’s the thing like I said well we’ll replace certain we’ll replace a couple of those gold blocks with other blocks afterwards so if I don’t have enough we can still just feel like well this block should go

There instead what if we just use a shiton glowstone there you can do that too okay all right I’m gonna do that and this is that’d be double thick it’s gonna be [ __ ] huge I know okay um it’s a single it’s a double so I know essentially two

And that’s what this is how we’ll end the Stream cause I’m [ __ ] tired holy [ __ ] I don’t know why I’m so tired Oh you mean like okay we don’t have to we could just make it um we just put it in like in the front or

The back it doesn’t need to take up the whole thing no no okay I’ll look at that and I’ll start I’ll be super anal about it the OC deal kick in okay oh [ __ ] you’re going fast boy yeah I’m [ __ ] fast he wants to get the [ __ ] out of

Here I really am tired foreign I hope this looks good because I have no idea how it looks a lot like my gingerbread man wait I might have messed up uh the lower part did I do that yeah I did I made it too high oh [ __ ] but then

I know I hate doing that I I don’t want to run out of Glowstone dust well I mean you’re just gonna get more make the blocks back right yeah but I don’t get all of it back and I think I threw some glowstone into a or some blocks into the

If you have any yeah if you have any more glowstone dust I’ll take it because I only have five blocks left ow I think I put something how does this how does this star look I’m not I’m not there I’m looking for glowstone foreign I think this is literally exactly what you did

I get that baby with the diaper yeah yeah this is this is literally what you did also did my [ __ ] hands my inventory yeah that’s the baby that’s the baby with the baby diaper but you know what it looks it looks better now that’s made out of Glowstone though that’s true okay

Let’s leave it yeah this is good this is good yeah no it looks more like a star because of the color of it now yeah ah do you have a shovel no that was weird that was really weird oh my God it’s snowing too look at our Christmas tree

A picture in front of the tree while it’s dark yeah how do you my view yeah F5 will change the view oh and then you press it again oh my God like all [ __ ] up oh my God I’ll stand next to each other I’m trying I’m trying but

You could stand we could stand next to each other first oh my God it’s Christmas uh we should go up one so we can get the whole tree yeah the stock at the baby the diaper baby the diaper baby there we go and I’ll back up a little bit like that one sec

And take a picky take a little picky with the F2 yep there we go yeah yeah we did it and I take a nice picture of the tree nice picture of the tree in the snow I love that it’s snowing too yeah oh my God I wish I had shaders so bad

Right now foreign Okay okay Beautiful I hear a zombie I I can’t fight with this fov what’s your fov on by the way I don’t even know I changed it I didn’t even change it you never changed it I changed mine to Quake Pro dude oh oh normal the quick Pro oh that’s horrible adorable it’s horrible

Quake Pro I like it oh my God I got so used to it because you can see so much more that way yeah but it stretches like a [ __ ] psycho are you calling me a psycho you [ __ ] I am I am there we go oh that’s so much better oh

Cool we did some good work today we did we did all right is there any picture of the house I’m cold I want to turn on my my heater I didn’t do this mostly because it messes with the audio place in the background but uh yeah yeah there we go all right

All right so uh yeah so yeah so yeah yeah Merry Christmas everybody Merry Christmas yeah happy New Year well I’ll probably see you guys for a new year so yeah probably oh my God I would have I would love so much to be able to do like a like a New Year’s countdown

Thing but I think I have plans with family your head almost fell off [Laughter] yeah oh my God but yeah I hope everybody has a merry Christmas a happy holidays yeah have fun doing whatever you’re gonna do you know whatever it may be I’m excited I’m gonna watch Christmas movies like

Yes all day that’s what I’m doing hell yeah I don’t think I’m gonna be able to watch poetry tomorrow oh I’m still watching I hope I can if it gets put out early enough I’ll be able to do it but I don’t know Yeah well yeah the earliest the earliest

To cut well you can watch it air live at like at like 12 but I think if you want subtitles like 12 30 or something like that yeah probably so yeah think I’ll be home at 12. oh well yep they’ll give me something to watch a Sunday night or something yeah

Anyways do you have do you have anything that anything else you want to say or or talk about before we before we end yeah yeah uh so tomorrow or tomorrow uh next week I am completely off from work so I won’t be doing anything like

That so I mean if I can stream a little more yeah I plan on doing an endurance stream at some point still tossing around in my head what game it’ll be but might be leaning towards a some cyberpunk and we’ll play for as long as I can knock and go how long is

That game oh I don’t know I’ll probably get stuck to the side quests and stuff and stuff like that so good luck yeah yeah yeah that should be fun that should be fun yeah how about you what do you got going on uh I don’t

Know I uh I got a I got a um I got a new temp job that I’m starting on Tuesday so yeah uh that that’ll be fun I don’t so I won’t be streaming that day probably but uh I wanna I I guess I wanna start doing schedules again so maybe expect a

Schedule this weekend possibly maybe and uh I think that’s all I have I I have to say yeah okay cool yeah thanks for playing Minecraft with me yeah same same yeah we made a beautiful tree we did we did it’s pretty nice yeah I gotta figure out where it saved these screenshots you sound very enthused okay oh yeah all right I think we’re both just tired huh yeah I think that’s what it might be pretty much all right then let’s let’s call it and say our final goodbyes do it we’ll do it all right

Hahaha I was about to then he started laughing then you started laughing I was about to say something I don’t know the dead air makes me laugh it’s been here for like two seconds I know I know all right so I’m gonna say peace out you guys it was very fun thank you

Youth thank all you guys to stop by thank you Sally for the for the gift subs thank you James for the gifts though thank you Merc for passing on the gifts of from salvi to salvy which is really funny um and have a wonderful holiday yeah thanks for coming guys happy Holidays

And Merry Christmas peace peace good night bye bye oh I broke the music okay bye Hello Everybody Okay