INSANE Christmas Pub Crawl Build – WBC Lemon Tree

Welcome to another white berum Broadcasting channel program you are watching the annual Christmas pub crew with your host Mr White let’s see where he is today well then we’ve made it to Lyford the famed capital of pubs in whiteb and today we are visiting the lemon tree built by oh hello here are

You already how you manag to get here just faster are you are you connected in some way to the uh the blood that always appears no okay look okay I was just asking I was just asking follow look I’m just having a good time you’re having a

Good time you’re having a drink we’re all having a good time with a drink so we’re here at the lemon tree today built by Goblin and Akira it’s a beautiful building it’s attached actually to the opera house here in Lyford um but it’s it’s their bar out the back now careful

I know it’s it’s a bit do you know having a couple of drinks stumbling out this way really is a spell for really is a spell for uh for death uh right why I try why I try and get back out of here um let me explain the rules so today I’m

Going to go in there the rules the rules um the rules the the magazon oh let me get back fix the road that’s fine uh we’ll leave you fix potholes um like a good Council man um thank you so today I’m going to go in here I’m going to ask

The bartender some series of questions to try and allow him to win one of these the head of the white Berg prime minister gold wow that’s I the first time you’ve sold that in the first two minutes yes uh I I I know it’s been it’s

Been a while we’ve back on the flow of it on uh what I believe is PU number six the uh the lemon tree many more to go I hope so um and I can only win one of those if they get 15 out of 10 on one

Of my questions uh and questions include uh is there a current murder going on uh because apparently the criteria have had to change now anyway I’m writing a magazine for the annual Christmas pub CW Trail which is conducted every year by the Lords um and the Lords only who are six

People to be fair I don’t I don’t think it’s worth you explaining it cuz I think it changes every time do you know what no one knows nobody knows look at these it’s beautiful isn’t it it’s a lovely Palm House I could smell the Palm that’s say

The Pines but it shouldn’t be Pine smell the Palms oil oh look he’s going for a swim or is he just trying to cool off in the in the water yeah and he might have I oh he’s he’s up sir good on him over there there’s a man oh there’s a man at

The bar let’s go talk to that guy there’s also a oh there a very nice statue up there oh that’s a beautiful statue yeah what a beautiful oh no it’s it’s not a statue yeah it is it’s just it’s it’s like good you know a oh oh

It’s an animatron not oh yeah it’s animatronic yeah yeah we’ll go with that oh what are we here for um anyway sorry I was just looking at the very nice naked green man um what we are here for today is to ask the bartender some oh

Here he is hello sir hey hello oh hello um can we can we offer can we ask you a few questions related to the annual Christmas pub crew uh survey that we’re currently conducting for the magazine also called the annual Christmas popcor what’s happening sure um excellent uh

Now it’s down there question number one what’s the distance between the bar and the toilets oh I think there a cute oh the bar and the toilet there’s that one there oh what the fountain the fountain yeah I there’s quite a few people in it already yeah

Seems to be an expedition going on in the mountain y hang on a bit of fishing I wouldn’t fish there you might get some um brown car you don’t want he gone to a different bar oh hello he’s in the Luigi section the Yoshi section of the bar G Yosi what hello

Hello okay so that that’s that’s that’s where the toilets are right middle of the room middle of the room toilets good location um open uh I’m going to give you a four out of 10 for that due to just literally being a Cess pit in the

Middle of the room you’re not talking to anyone oh he’s gone sir come back here he has to man them you hang on you hello hello are you only one are you the only one working here I am right um can we ask you a couple more questions you seem very busy

Serving one person oh hello oh the green man’s oh would you like a drink down there oh yeah there you go there you go oh he’s a lovely little green man um anyway my next question on my list while I have you here sir um do you offer a room to

Stay um you can sleep behind the bar oh oh wow what what no generous offer behind the bar on the island oh how about can I sleep on this island I have found the perfect this is this is a bedroom around here if I ever did see one before exactly look you

Ready yeah it even comes with a free God sleeping B yes yeah wow oh nice what are we walking oh oh there must be must be leaves here it’s winter so they all disappeared oh right okay that’s why look you can actually sleep up there while everyone watches you you can nice

It’s a privileged position it’s a bit Voyer but I’ll go with it um out you’re trapped nice there is a room there’s now no employees here there is a room one um just just the one uh one room so I’m going to give you a five out of 10 for

That there’s a guy jumping on the sofas oh he’s got a bit spritely again I’m surprised seats I know it’s take a seat do you expect quite a busy um busy Ser was the last time he’s gone oh he’s serving the guy again oh okay when was

The last time you you took a seat huh do you know what it’s been a long time um yeah we haven’t ever sat down and just chatted how are you Jamie no no I can’t I can’t okay just it’s too much Sor I I didn’t mean to ask about Dave who I

Don’t know uh anyway my next question bartend um oh where’s he gone um do you expect he’s back here again easier just to St do you expect large numbers of of guests here it it is the the greatest p l i see are you are are you paying business tax oh

Oh potentially get him get him so if you’re not paying business tax there’s a special tool we use to extract it from you what oh that was close and it involves Trident to the face it’s like a carnival game now yeah there now shoot the

Duck I’m not a duck what is this I don’t know what is this in that like is this a creature in here oh it’s um no whatever it is it’s dead why would you oh um anyway um my final question is do you need your pipes bunged

Out um what is happening can I pass on that one oh you can do that I’d rather not oh there’s someone throwing oh what’s he I don’t know what’s happening is he is he having a bit of a Wei a bit of one quite a lot of those those very

Large squares very large flakes of of urine and he’s he’s being pulled around by a by a policeman um right well I think I think we should leave these guys to carry on carry on their sorted activities in here yeah yeah hang on you haven’t had a drink yet

Oh oh that is true actually yes a drink we couldn’t find you at which bar you were at yeah you keep moving around oh oh oh thank you oh that’s lovely wow thank you may I ask you one more question go on then when was the last

Death that occurred in this building um we they tend not to happen regular oh okay that’s the first time you’ve heard that in a little while it’s weird to not be weirded out by that you know uh no deaths currently having a happy little green man count for anything yes he a very

Happy little green man he he seems to be where is he gone he just over there watching just oh yeah oh yeah wow he keeps the streets clean he does well well apart from this puddle here yeah do I mean there’s a lot of blood everywhere

As so there’s blood and flakes of urine yeah um it’s definitely other than that yeah clean it’s a beautiful place so um we’re going to leave now thank you for the beer we’re not going to pay you right okay and I mean I’d appreciate if

You did uh um yeah what are you going to do about it oh well oh there we go that’s how you get free point all right let’s go yeah what are you going to do about it I feel like he could have done something but yeah like released the goats something I

Don’t know lyford’s renowned for why would you say that I don’t know well anyway and there you have it another Pub has been toured by Mr White let’s see where he ends up again tomorrow stay tuned