Insane Clickbait: CHOO CHOO CHARLES – The Ultimate Minecraft Movie!

What up guys blue here look I’m on a hand cart I’m going to meet up with my rainbow friends I’m so excited because it is a beautiful day outside no danger there’s an eagle on the TR oh no what the heck you said that that Charles the evil

Train oh God I’m pumping as fast as I can guys come on you got you some quick maybe you can get me a better train oh ch ch child get away from me please stop guys oh holy moly you guys did it thank you so much for stubing see you later

Turtles I’m smoking them now we’re so fast holy what is all these controls H how do I slow this thing down I’m starting to break a break bre what what in the heck it sounds like I hit something what the orange pay the toll what Co yeah that’s right I blocked

The train oh oh my good I thought I hit you and cracked your egg or something there’s not there’s not supposed to be in the toll on this road there’s an evil train coming I got to get out of here listen man I’m the law now and I say

There’s a toll $1100 shut up look behind you the that grab the weapons we need to hold them off get back you evil Train choo choo charm get out of here choo choo charm you have a flamethrower orange quick grab the weapons have some grenades or

Something I’m not going to be the all this is more important I need to get out of here and save red and fine I got rid of it thank you orange okay I’m going to hold off triy Charles for you and then I got to get the Stu out of

Here show up yeah get out of here you ugly TR is that thing ready to go it is ready okay I got to hop in there orange do you want to come yeah I’m coming I’m on the back oh Jesus okay we hang on tight because this Train’s

Going to be fast all right I got to throttle up right here all right orange he’s got to okay oh God back on the open road so orange why were you having oh my good up I’m going going backwards I hit the wrong button oh jump shoot him shoot

Him okay we’re going fast now he should be tapering off oh J how many miles is that keep been following you oh no I don’t know what the next stop is but you got to call out when the break orange okay where it should be coming up holy

Crap you’re going I got a break you’re going not breaking we made it hop out purple we made it blue get up here quick did you see that evil thing right behind us yes it’s going to be coming any second you got to get loaded up what you know about

Tut Turtles okay yes I’m coming up what is this place anyways how do you oh I see the staircase I’m coming purple do you have weapons up here or something oh I got more than weapons I got rocket launchers ands you don’t have any armor purple oh uh there’s some in this

Chest behind you is there he is don’t Ang him over here you he was going for the train you could have caught him slipping get away from my the C rocket get out of here you stupid ugly train holy SM on the building oh my God

He’s on me he’s got me he’s on the building oh my God I just hit him with like 5 he should be dead where’d he go guys are we can he burrow in the ground or not I I have no clue on that information I need to get

The heck out of here red is my last stop are you guys coming no we have to stay here we have to defend the point I got to set up my tools again I’m sorry I didn’t mean to throw I’ll put that down so you want to

Protect the US Ro that’s not your roof blue blue you could you can take my armor here take it I got to go time I’ll come back for you oh you still in the to he’s not getting no to okay what is the next stop I think after the US

Embassy we actually have Ikea then we can grab some furniture holy moly what do these gauges mean bronze bushed movement I’m a little confused at what that means but we’re going to keep on going we got to go there’s Ikea there we go let’s go to IKEA I been been do Ikea

Ever I heard it was it’s Christmas time at the Ikea hopefully red is still here red there he is oh oh oh I I was just testing some new weapons are you okay you don’t understand the trials and tribulations I had to go to why did you

Want me to come here anyways I was chased by Chu Charles I I wanted you to shop with me wait Choo Cho did you say choo choo Charles yes you know these are Choo Cho Charles breeding ground oh my God take this what is this it’s a new

Weapon we got to we got to go up do you know how to drive train I do just give me a second I got to hold him off or he going to eat the well boom all right well I’m going to help you here get back

You silly train get out of here you know what trains hate the most what’s that they hate stairs I I don’t think a train car do you know what a train dislikes cuz honestly you don’t know nothing until you know well a train is a vehicle so maybe he doesn’t like insurance

Companies hey ch ch Charles is a demon blue we never dealt with something quite like this have we ever tried to talk to him no why would we talk to an evil train I’m sorry all right we run away from it we we we we need better weapons

We got to go to the laboratory that’s the next stop red come on come with me get on the flat car okay I want to drive what I want to drive fine I’ll get the train car I’ll hold him off if he chases us all right rocket launcher

Come on man just floored it did you say Flor it FL it he’s coming right behind us oh my god oh wait wait I think we’re slowing oh that’s the E bra y sorry about that do not hit the break red the laboratory is a long way we have just

Entered the wild get away from me you will never take us it looks like to me he’s getting closer blue I SC him up let’s get him off he’s running into the force hey that’s what you’re supposed to do blue you smashing your bash I’m

Here I fell I fell I to break I had to break I had to break okay okay Red Rod is’s right behind you hurry up I’m trying it fr the tra’s drifting okay multi drifting and Ne I’m going back my I’m going hit him red boom

That was epic all right red oh God just hang on I got to oh where’s the laboratory where’s the I’m coming Miss blue oh God we lost red he’s dead we push on the latory will have weapons to disable the stupid evil train I got to

Keep a clean eye Buffalo watch out I’m coming through Hogwarts Express is on the way to the lb making my way downtown walk the LA sorry next upop hit the break and throttle in the middle that’s how it’s done baby perfect parking job that thing’s running hot all right we

Need to get in this laboratory holy crap it’s destroyed hello it’s anyone there guns yes hello is somebody here where are you upstairs are you the train are you the rescue I’m the rescue party I got your D signal online sir we we need to

Hurry it’s coming back I got a piece of the track look at that can you study that maybe you’re here to save everybody oh Jesus okay he’s right there come come come come quickly down here yes sir there’s a potion you must use it on

The train we we concocted it and it came and destroyed oh my God I’m the last surviving person does that mean he’s smart we should try talking to it no we need to try to kill it right here in this chest s sir take this

Item this potion needs to be used on it okay and it will have no side effects on me who will inadvertedly get probably get caught in it you you will save us all there’s no telling what that potion will do okay that sounds like I’m a die

Let it get on you okay don’t let it get on that’s all I need to hear all right doc you stay back I’ve held him off for like three stops now it’s time to finish this you ugly red monstrosity of demons okay it

Down oh I’m out of ammo oh no I’m out of ammo B baiting baiting and push Doom what have you done what the uh am I going crazy with the train talking CH what did you do to me CH Charles yeah that’s my name what are you

Doing in my train I knew it I knew you were smart listen Charles I don’t know what that potion did but as you’re talking to me maybe I’m the one that’s going crazy hey don’t turn around hey who’s this guy leave the human alone I hate humans I devour

Humans oh specifically that’s good because I’m not a human I’m I’m a r friend don’t eat me I don’t know how are you going to prove it I am hungry but just look at me I’m like I’m like a little blueberry I got a round

Head I got a crown and I’m a diaper what where’d you go uhoh well you didn’t kill me that’s good Jesus yeah you think I’m done with you I can bury the ground listen we can be friends okay uh how about uh in the exchange for you never

Haunting the tracks again I can be your uh your uh your I can be your conductor I conduct myself but I could use a couple people to help me on the tracks that’s true but uh listen uh Cho Choo Charles uh think about the tracks

Right uh people need to go up and down it and you’re killing too many people if you want a nice source of human uh flesh or whatever you got to do it uh somewhere else where your friends I saw you with them on the train I could use

Their help too they’re not going to help you you’re you’re crazy take me to them now or I’ll eat you human or not hey there you are I need you to pay the toll perfect what did you didn’t pay the toll either no you guys are both avoiding

Me Ed is he serious right now and that ladies and gentlemen is how you get out of a toll not bad all right you’re working with me now kid make me a new track line no no wait track line where I want to go to the rainbow friends

Factory no we’re not going to go to the rainbow friends Factory now this is perfect I can lead him into the ocean and then as soon as he’s going really fast maybe I can dunk him all right oh yeah I’m I’m going to make a new track

Just follow me you got 20 minutes I’m going to go regrease oh regrease oh Jesus okay he’s even creepier when he can talk all right break off I got to find a place I can get into the ocean with this track this may save Humanity So the plan is simple me orange

And purple have been working all night on this train track here let me show you so basically what happened we got to have to move the Buffalo before the train comes but we have exp spiraling down this Ravine that we found into a bucket of hold on let me get a better

View guys I’m going to show off the train strikes to the fans this is going to be awesome spiring out of control down this ramp into a liquid hot magma bath going be awesome what your carrots done what get it you actually successfully roasted a carrot yeah come

Come grabb it give here you go all right guys just in case oh also the other part of the plan is we have a grab pack that I’m going to give to my two friends it is imperative that you guys while I’m spiraling down on the train and chuch

Cho following me you need to grab me out of the train before I go spiring down the hill is that a yeah catch out 100% we’ll get you good oh okay let’s do a little test here I have these hand cars all right everyone back up is is going to be interesting experiment

One we shall send the hand car down and be sure to grab me out of it as soon as I start it all right three two starting grab me grab me grab me oh thank Jesus okay let’s see if it if it made it all

The way let me go let me go it worked yeah it worked a little too much your hand was touching my butt all right oh it looks like the car melted it’s working this is going to be so perfect okay Chu chars is currently refilling my

Train down the track so guys get to your stations purple up top orange gray probably to the left I am going to warn CH Charles that we need to get going oh God I hope this plan’s going to work I’m kind of scared guys I need all your

Thoughts and prayers on this one if he survives the lava he’s going to kill us all oh Jesus oh jees there he is still as scary as the day I met him hey hey Choo Chu how it Going hello blue how’s the track to the city going oh yeah you know the the track is doing great it’s just a straight all the way there it’s crazy but it is getting pretty dark so we’re going to have to uh go really fast down the TR time and it’s fun it’s a

Straightaway so should be easy peasy right all right well I’m excited to meet these humans yeah let’s get going humans you refilled the train and everything everything’s good goo absolutely let’s start going I want to meet these guys oh God okay just follow right behind me I’m

Going to kick it in the first gear and then I’m going to go really fast okay hurry up hurry up I’m I’m excited okay oh Jesus oh God how do I drive a train again okay I got to make sure the PE size okay and there we go and I got to

Click this little and flip this lever right here and then hold that button oh there we go we’re going CH Charles we’re going let’s go all right through the for them through the woods this plan better work choo choo Charles is right behind me and he’s going to die

To Lava guys get ready to pull me did you get now I got the train what in the world best that was not supposed to happen hey why are we here this isn’t where you said we were going to be well welcome to the city this isn’t the city this is my home

This is where I was born and raised I don’t like people that trick me oh list well Charles I I didn’t know this was your home I thought this was a listen I’m a rainbow fan I don’t know what humans are I don’t know where the city

Are you lying to me right now I don’t like being tricked or made a fool of nope definitely not lying no not all listen listen chos I know it I know this what it looks like but just in the uh-oh they molded into the my friends oh they broke the train uh guys

Guys we ch ch Charles listen uh we got to go you know lie to me one more time I will rip your insides out where is the city hey he blue I I don’t think this is the city of course it’s the city you’re supposed to

Melt in the lava uh listen Choo Cho we’re going to get what did you sayap take take what are you doing yeah we’re going to beat you in your own we try to you you think you can Tri me watch the lava watch the lava nuclear death get out of here

St oh that man just jumped listen we got to figure out how to get up the track oh my God that is a really I don’t know if my hips can take this my knees are going to start buckling oh the wait that only fits two

You know how slow a hand cart’s going to be going up a 45 degree incline ore See stupid I should have just killed you when I had a chance what happening what’s happening blue yeah you oh why is he in the lava uhoh uh purple oh he’s gone I think he I think we killed him what an idiot going into the lava was that’s

A oh that’s a lot of bubbling what the heck is that he’s a demon now run purple he’s made of lava what the heck is going on okay okay make it up purple you hold them off I’m going I can’t I’m trying there’s so many stairs we can’t no I must face them

Myself get back Jesus oh what happened yes wake up I can’t move purple BL blue can you hear me is that orange over there he’s an egg I crushed him back into his egg and now you’re tied to the tracks no what what for what Train’s

Going to come you mean what for you guys gave me my powers back I can now freely go into the land of the humans and terrorize what the what what you’re a scorpion not a spider I’m many things but I am your worst nightmare believe

Me that was I hope orange I I think I saw orange moving is he cracking cuz the heat he’s coming he w’t crack I super glued him shut you guys are going to stay put and I’m going to go terrorize and eat people stay here I’ll be back no you

Monster he flew away oh he popped his leg out oh you got to crack out if anything come on you got to help us be B Be B again come on you can do it orange break use the heat it’s probably breaking the adhesive of the super glue come on come

On one good push one good push wow okay I did it quick orange unas unas quick me no no no nibbling no I’m biting the ropes idiot okay that’s a lot better thank you orange I think we have literally un hell on Earth so yeah I think we just

Returned to the Rainbow Factory we don’t try to be heroes anymore the humans can worry about that problem for themselves how about that sound guys yeah honestly that’s the best idea you ever came up with what I got what a hand cut let me get on where do

You keep getting these things I don’t know how we’re going to make it up there but I’m throttling hey wrong way wrong way you put it the wrong way other other way other way throttle that way there we go all right the rainbow friends on a

New adventure to to go home because we we we are not the main characters in the human world uh thank I’ve been working on the r work guys maybe we just need more speed purple I need a hero I’m Holding Out for a Hero to the end of the night you can

Literally yeah I was just about to say just jump off stupid I I was scared new plan how do we beat Minecraft what’s the next step in the nether chop wood CH are it’s a g Oh my Jesus oh oh got it nice almost there to the Overworld okay help

Me all right thank God I’m never going to hell ever again that place SS oh God keep going track is broken come on guys to the Rainbow Factory the Hemlock Woods I think it’s like 9:00 p.m. too it’s time for a nap come on let’s go

Find red and make sure he’s okay and then we are going to bed I never want to walk again I’m sorry yep my legs are burning Pilates and stuff oh there’s red let’s say hi hey oh close the door close the door close the door run run quick welcome back to

Big Block City news our Eagle Eye helicopter is currently capturing what appears to be a giant spider train terrorizing the idial pizza resta Frant we urge you to stay away from Big Box city as it’s now level five for an alert wait second can that spider’s train see

The H oh God oh God oh no he going down mayday mayday holy smokes uh that’s not our fault right blue I’m not dealing with this today I it’s my beauty day oh Jesus come on I Didn’t Know Cho Chu would go to the city I didn’t even build the

Track to the city he found it do I’m sorry sorry guys I thought I could make him a friend it’s my bad yeah I got to go I’m going to go watch Desperate Housewives you deal with me fix this problem listen listen oh Jesus I know a guy in the city it’s another

Train we don’t need another train orange what if he’s evil too what if they fought each other and they both kill each other it’s train eater train I’ve never heard of this TR train see train eater eats trains that’s why it’s called train eater that’s genius a train that eats trains that actually

Might help come on we need to go get red go get his train and we need to head to this big block city is that where he is yeah I’m excited are you serious red is a train station yeah come on right this way wouldn’t that mean the trainers are

Going to get easy access to the rainbow map more fun getting rid of them the train what uh orange yeah this is a tiny train so it goes really really fast do you want to drive why is it so small sure I’ll drive okay uh well how far away is this big

Buck City anyways I just keep going straight straight straight well trains can only go straight stupid they have curved tracks stupid straight to the curve all right here we go Choo Cho on the board oh God actually goes pretty fast you’re right orange hang on back there we’re coming up to a

Stop orange okay let me check the map yeah I think this one I’m breaking I’m breaking I’m breaking we’re good we’re good everything’s fine good job this should be it there’s someone there hold on talk to him Do You Want to Build a Snowman oh oh oh hey what are you guys

Doing down here uh no one’s supposed to be here hello is this big block City uh yeah yeah this is uh station 34 I’m on my shift right now about to do some construction you know uh have you seen a man named red he’s uh you he’s red he’s

Well I saw someone walk around outside with that description but I had to tell him to leave cuz I’m closing this down for an hour got to do some cleaning good look we’re here to replace your ship this this is our first day of work if

You just clear the train yard things are going to get a little weird here so if you can just go scattle what’s your name you’re oh corporate oh no oh sorry jeez oh our name is train repair M oh well all right if uh if it comes from corporate I’m not

Going to argue all right here’s the cone as well uh good luck guys make sure you stay safe okay sure Greg get out of here over here all over here what that oh my God I am angry with you guys I mean seriously you made a track all the way

To Big Block City this is the biggest population of people and you’re luring I tried to kill him first I tried to make him go into the the nether maybe you rainbow friends aren’t as strong as I thought you were it’s not all Blue’s fault you say

That every episode and then we end up clutching it out anyway take the r we just got a job purple did you lose them they didn’t want to come because they’re too scared but that’s fine we only need me and orange and maybe you do anything to help

Us with defeating the wait we got to I have a Tracker that we can put on to the beast when it comes here tell them about our plan with train eater okay so apparently this subway system is haunted by an evil train called terrain eater I

That’s what was telling me on the way and then apparently he eats trains so I guess we just kind of kind legal vable Creations yes I’ve heard of this thing this monster it was written about I know everything about monsters right whenever he show up I’ll be here

My next move will be night to E7 dude this is Checkers not chess I’m getting a lot of readings guys I feel like Ghostbusters or something what he just at the train he just at the train hey that’s our prop who are you guys we back up we’re

Monsters too we are monsters called the rainbow friend and you just ate our train that’s our way home rainbow friends I’m not a monster I’m a train eater okay you’re not a monst have you seen the side of your train it’s like a little eyeballs that are creepily

Looking left or right I don’t like this listen we need your help train eer we have summoned you for a reason uh oh you didn’t summon me I I couldn’t live here these are my are you going to help us eat a train or not that’s why to say

Guys y we have the most evilish train of all time that is terrorizing Big Block City your home and you’re the only one that can stop him because you know you’re literally you’re named literally train here what are you what is your red friend doing here to me he’s just

Scanning you for the evil doings which is I can make a rainbow friend out of him I wouldn’t do that uh why should I help you exactly uh because the big box city is your home it’s right above you trust me you would want to no no no you

Know what listen I’m mounted the Beast I’m get going make a don’t make a he’s getting M I’m fling everybody calm down listen if you guys give me this sweet sweet succulent tiny train that is snack sized and perfect for me I will help you trainer we will give you the most tiny

Trains of all time you just have to oh no oh he’s here CH choo Char oh he’s on fire Le him to the city we got to we got to bait him over here hey choo choo charos oh Jesus look who it is Hey listen you need to stop

Destroying big buck City I didn’t make a track here just so you can kill everyone I do what I want to do I don’t need tracks anymore I can use roads now oh my god well did you get off of me did did you want to be like this ch ch

Charles I had no other choice I have an opponent for you an opponent you mean a snack train eater the Eater of trains what this no not not you come on you want to go I’ll eat you I’m the train leer I I know you I’ve heard heard

Of you at Legends get away from me you oh Jesus they’re really fast come on guys we got to help them they wouldn’t destroy like the whole city would they holy Jesus oh get get him trator get him hey guys maybe we should go in the skies wait why

Am I even scared of this thing he can’t even eat me he’s too small he’s huge that’s right Charles you better be scared trainer come on we got to chase some down okay hop in what what wait what get get in I’m not get should I get in his mouth I’m

Kind of scared you’re going to eat me hold on I got the no I won’t okay a little scared oh Jesus hi okay here we go I’m come on where you going okay I think it’s un sanitary in here follow us quick I’m coming use your super feed can you

See anything move over it’s it’s getting cozy in here you stop drooling get him get him we aw away look he’s tiny again he’s losing his power he’s losing his power we just need to hit him a couple times we could get him go we’re not scared anymore I’m

Going on the end oh there is we turn the tables on he ran to the track he ran to the track choo Cho you get get back here there he is he’s r on the tracks wa which way did he go doesn’t he know that loops around we keep pushing after him wait

Greg’s train is here we got to use this okay oh my Jesus I think I just had a brain bashed idea train eater so can you get big if you sit on that track right there we can loop around and then bait choo choo Charles into your big old

Mouth okay I I think I could do that you got to grow though holy Jesus moly okay that’s hey oh my hey come here come here come here if if we get rid of Chuchu Charles how can we trust train eater won’t get us next well

Trainer has been around a long time he isn’t run into any problems trainer if you open your mouth you got to open your mouth yeah I I know there you go okay all right we’re going to take Greg’s train and then okay I think Chuchu Charles might still be down

There guys jump with this back train and try to bait him and let me know when he’s coming he oh he’s coming hey get on the train get thring up thring up you’re fat ugly you look like a caboose blue this is quite fast oh no you’ll never get

Away okay where’s the loop I’m kind of scared why is there a cheah on the Chain tck he’s on our tail wait I see the loop everyone hang on oh the drift King he’s there coming after us oh God guys okay I to I hate to

Warn you but we have to jump out right before we’re about to hit trainer or we’re going to die we’re going to fail oh this is going to be hard I see trainer get ready To oh my god did I get him does it feel like you got him are you digesting I don’t think I see them was that spicy fully digested I can not believe that worked that was intense Wicked s TR was amazing I kind of like you you kind of you’re different the

Train than juu Charles yeah I am I’m a B train de best train eater oh that is true the Eater of trains we are victorious thank guys we saved big block oh oh oh hey uh aren’t you guys not supposed to be down here anymore we sto R I

Quit oh oh all right well I’ll let corporate know