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Hello everybody hello everybody it’s Markiplier no I’m VK shut up poor bu oh I don’t even have you on here today we’re going to be playing oh there’s two of me I just have a clone hello chat hello chat um today we’re going be playing some more Minecraft

Hypixel it was weird it scared me because whenever I went to the YouTube to start the stream it said streaming isn’t available right now and then it just said try again or finish finish in a big big red button that said finish oh no no I’m not finished I’m

BK how’s everyone doing I’m doing poggers so poggers right now I need to make this the right side you’re so POG champ you’re so you’re so skibbidy skibby skibby hello springtrap hello triod dime Mr BK there’s two of them I know this one’s not supposed to be me this one’s

Supposed to be for by and he he lives over there for bias lives in that corner YouTube chat’s being so funky I got to refresh there we go um ah reactive images hey Tim it’s Tim hi it’s Tim need and Nightfall and choice default override no I want to I want this hello

Serge oh there you go now show my my Ram is being silly you know what they say about re stream once shame on me stream twice don’t stream it a second time two bks yeah we got that problem solved now BK is live I’m so alive right now I am

I’m kicking it I’m kicking it that’s what the that’s what the kids say nowadays hey awesome also your birthday’s tomorrow night happy day before your birthday is your birthday Hello I’m a person too you know okay can I be an a person three also happy oh wait I don’t know what railroads online

Is what the hell is that why is everybody why is everybody’s birthday this month um because it’s Christmas time and logically speaking your parents if they’re really smart they know to have you during Christmas time so that way they don’t have they to buy one set of presents your parents one set of

Presents love each other very m for April right now I’m just looking at the server screen I wouldn’t say I’m playing it I’m going to go turn my on so that I can hit the button that makes you stop talking just kidding I’m sorry get the it’s the BK stop talking

Button oh whoa I like di nobody wants that that’s so skibby of you oh wait you can run that’s like this they’re running and you can you run through here hold on it’s a train simulator what happened yesterday uh stuff came up and I wasn’t able to

Stream I kind of delayed it because I thought I would make it but I didn’t oh parkour oh we’re doing parkour now happy birthday it’s not my birthday who it’s your birthday in N days isn’t that like uh birthday is like new days eight days n days everybody is birthday

This month oh my friend joined you’re my friend ah come on checkpoint one I’m so good you reached checkpoint One open this gift oh dude don’t open the gift yeah you already found the present well maybe it should disappear if I already found it you know no no it doesn’t doesn’t have the

Particle effect you got to find the particles hello magic twins there are 10 million million million particles in the universe that there is your mama took the ugly ones and put a mental B nerd sorry I just had it’s not my birthday my birth it’s not my birthday my birthday’s in the

Summer it’s like ant it’s my anti-b birthday right now oh your aunt’s birthday tell her Happ no anti-b birthday I don’t I don’t believe in birthdays I think you just manifest yourself are we in the same thing uh no we’re not on the same thing we got to

You’re my friend now cancel wait I have to cancel this and then I have to I have to add you no shh I got it I got it I got it I got no I don’t want that shops and cosmetics my profile and I go to friends

And then I go go to my profile I don’t know who that person is um oh friends social media I can look at your social media links I can find your ww www. twitter.com invite the party you have 60 seconds to accept the timer Starts Now oh my God he playing Minecraft with us anti I’m I’m Pro BK dude I’m So Pro I’m just Pro in general dude I’m so good at this game I didn’t hit the checkpoint all right oh it’s because I’m not doing the parkour anymore that makes sense anyway do you

Want to like um where’s the game button it’s not my birthday you got it’s not my birthday all right so which ones do we want to do do you want to do like um custom 3D weapons whoa that sounds cool oh there’s only six people playing never

Mind must not be that cool you think people like after playing like the those like brick pixel games I don’t know the ones that are all over steam we got to play the the TNT games what’s the TNT games I love explosions the zombies TNT run totally ODST this guy

Looks like an ODST you’re trying to do that too fast it’s not my birthday not my birthday Mom are you in a Lobby right now oh yeah there you are you’re so bad we accept party invites during live streams generally we just kind of stick uh just kind of stick with the friends

In the in the group yeah oh there you are you won’t get vanished no that’s just because people weren’t making sense they weren’t ask doing whatever ask them whenever being serious I don’t know what the goal is here wait I was trying to go down but you’re not

Oh no you are supposed to go you aren’t supposed to go down uhoh don’t die this is not good um I think the goal is got to run why would they congratulate me I don’t know cuz they’re crazy this is just sple oh double jump you can jump twice

Uh what did you know that like if you thought jumping once was good I think I died is what happened oh why are you flying around I I wasn’t paying attention cuz uh uh oh doing chat things what were they chatting about chats GPT GT G oh I think I know

What happened wait what happened what’s happening well what’s popping my it didn’t my thing tied to the wrong event when I started streaming that was my B rip me riperoni Mr BK well you mean the wrong event I I I started the stream on the wrong thing I’m just GNA have to roll

With it oh because I scheduled it oh the wrong like uh game I uh because restream you can pick the stream or it’ll start a new one and I did not uh I did not pick the right thing no wonder why a few people are sitting in chat wondering what the hell’s going

On like where am I even streaming am I even streaming are you even streaming right now bro you even streaming you I think so you stream bro oh no dude I got seventh place chat bkt yeah somebody needs to summon him I I’m cool no I’m BK I’m

BK I’m so BK right now okay I’m here I’m here hey Tim sorry I I I you guys were in the other in the other stream and I totally like started streaming on the wrong event I’m just smart I’m trying to think like I for Gore all right can we

Leave this can I leave return the lobby teleporting me in 3 seconds that’s so many seconds all right that was kind of boring be honest wait they made a clone of my dude bro that’s so cool TNT tag what’s tag tag TNT tag I’m back back Avid

Players with TNT on their heads they hit you It’s Hot Potato that’s that’s all it is is hot potatoes I need to change my chat very very warm potatoes I am BK maxing Gator no it’s not like the place uhoh I got to give it to someone

Actually Oh no I got to give it to someone get over here get back get back no BK I refuse there’s too many people who are it I got to hit I got to hit them you got to hit somebody you’re running out of time uh-oh I’m so

Slow uhoh all right BK I can’t find anybody they all ran away they all ran away from me hold on I can figure out how to parkour Park oh oh yeah you can run but you cannot hide no he hit me down here that that’s mean hold on I’m going to get Patrick

I’m going to hit Patrick I’m going to hit Patrick dude get back here Patrick oh there we go oh I’m now level six that’s so good that’s so many any levels I’m running no you’re it okay what somebody blew up upot potato that’s what I’m saying Hot Potato you’re BK you’re

Hot potato 11 players do do you get run away I’m running away where are the other people at I feel I should start up here hello we’re doing Minecraft BK we are somebody’s going to hit me some’s going to punch me oh no they’re not going to punch me cuz I’m too good

I’m too good what if you aren’t too good though DreamWorks what happened to DreamWorks more like spammed Mr Sir who all right I’m going to delete the upcoming stream because that’s not happening or people keep on giving you crap for doing the wrong stream no no no

That’s just me I was just I I wanted to clean it up now so I don’t because otherwise it would just continually show that like on my thing that the stream is about ready to start somebody blew up I can’t believe I blew up though Ah that’s

Not even my main goal you’re really blowing up on TNT Twitter right now thanks uhoh I hear explosions I hear noises I’m running away very fast what if I hide oh no no he just ran right past me dude it’s like I’m not even there it’s like I wasn’t even there

Oh he’s coming back he’s coming back I’m going down here I’m I’m hiding down here sure oh no don’t follow me find you uh did you try licking underneath the uh the bed in between the couch cushions oh hide yes Bas I can’t like spectate how do I hello Matt

Settings I spectator Night Vision Night Vision that sounds pretty cool we’re doing full bright here oh [ __ ] I started as it no no I want to give it to you why are you punching me yeah you why are you punching me it’s kind of annoying there

Should be a cool down on like yeah cuz people smacking each other yeah it’s just a one V one and it’s like okay whatever everybody else is hiding cuz you just don’t get a chance there should be like a sec another second another

Second 8 7 6 5 4 3 3 2 two 1 no I blew up oh you’re not even your main goal your main goal is not to blow up I don’t want to blow up and pretend like I don’t know nobody all right well but leaving this was kind of

CR do we have to leave now okay yeah I’m GNA leave now this kind of sucks you bought the BK merchandise I want BK merchandise Saturn made the art iron two mystery dust how mysterious oh I don’t know what I earned PVP we already did p no we didn’t

Do PVP what’s what’s D why do you have a big G on your name B SLE I don’t know why there’s a g on my head how do you get the g off the head hold on I need to figure this out this is important to me

Shop I TNT run shop no no no I want the um clothes I don’t know how to the G the G stands you got the Saturn art hell yeah the Saturn art the Saturn thing wait I found a mysterious portal and it took me back to the main thing how

Mysterious wait wait wait okay so what haven’t We Done Yet Lobby explor all games we’ve played all the games isn’t there like Sky Block what is Sky Block there a lot of people ping Sky Block whoa I think I’ve done I think I’ve done this before wait are you

Here now hang on I’m I’m is is it this is what oh what are my computer specs oh all right objective break a log wait hang on I didn’t mean to actually join uh oh it’s too late it’s too late you’re in here you’re in here no I think you

Can like go on quests though it should be Fe that’s so true that’s so true there multiplayer wait we got to find the multiplayer Sky Block this is the multiplayer one this is the multiplayer one I’m not with you well you got to go

Hold on let me let me tell you let me tell you my computer specs I got a 3060 TI and then there’s like some other like pieces of metal it says follow I got um I think you got to go you’re in the past

Yes oh there you go here look I see you this is the lobby so the lobby is the same I think it’s the one where you got to go on Quest we’re just actually in Sky Block now like it just complet there’s no way to get back what do you mean there’s no

Way to get back you go back we’re in Sky Block we’re not in the we’re not in Hypixel anymore we’re not in Hypixel uh oh no you can go back how yeah that’s what I thought oh no no wait wait wait wait wait wait you can do you can do slash

Lobby yeah there we go I’m so smart I’m so smart yeah it’s just crazy how like you just seamlessly servers they got dropper we never played dropper before oh what the hell is making sounds oh free Diamond seven deliveries that’s a lot of deliveries what the hell is

That daily reward click here dud I don’t want to I don’t want to look at that protans I’m I’m how do we do the multiplayer how do we both have the same Sky Block I don’t think you can have the same Sky Block as per person no Sky Block has a

Multiplayer hang on not the Sky Block what do your lobby did you do Sky Block yeah where are You’ you go I’m in the in the Sky Block Lobby no you aren’t no you aren’t get the hell out of here I don’t see you fast travel sky so you get a private

Island and then there’s the Sky Block Hub and then I don’t know what these are an extra heart ah I’m so confused this game’s so confusing too many blocks travel to your Island where the hell are you hold on SL part party wait there’s a SL parkour parkour wait what’s your what’s

Is your thing still BK yeah think we should just I think we should just do the The Dropper you make BK interactable with throwable objects or something wait uh that takes a lot of work a lot of CPU power hey hey what is up coffee

Cup that’s I have to lean in to read your name I got to lean in like this there’s an Adent calendar yeah I don’t there’s like no yeah I think the I think the only solution is we go back to the lobby I think that’s the only

Solution Boop wait I got a hype Diamond what does the hype Diamond do hype oh wait join instance that’s weird join do I drink coffee sometimes I didn’t drink any today I didn’t need any coffee today so I was EES wa friend I don’t understand this

Hold on get do SL Lobby and we’ll do something cool oh I’m something cool uh whoa you can’t say that you can’t say that wants a number nine a number nine large a number seven we can do the Grinch simulator hold on I want to be the

Grinch hold on wait there are hello steal more presents than any other player before the time runs out this is oh dude this is kind of scary I don’t know I don’t like this I don’t like this texture it looks like a freaking alligator

Man okay I got it oh my oh [ __ ] what the [ __ ] this is the world’s most readable map yeah what where the you might as well just not um so I got to steal the presents oh I found one which one’s mine it made a noise why are the the presents

Are so musical wait is that one up there I want that I want I want that one you can’t get that one that one’s mine oh there’s two in here get the hell out of here there’s so many presents over there’s so many presents uh all right everyone ‘s asking about my online

Presents little do they know there’s presents everywhere I’m going to steal oh we have to wow we have to break into the houses yeah you look for an open window this reminds me of that time when this reminds me of was what’s up everybody this is just like that time

When wait what what the hell happened there I was like on the ground time when like that time when when we when I wish I had we stealing stuff why not yeah what why not uh oh there’s presents up here too wait presents ro oh this house has like 10 million presents

Hold on how do you get into it dude that’s so where’s the entrance at where’s the entrance to this building at dude you got to a there’s one I’m thinking so hard right now I don’t know how to I think I got to go up the door

Oh the doors are locked now you’re thinking now you’re thinking with Grinch oh there’s not as many presents here anymore I got to go hold on I got to go to oh [ __ ] why did I do that no that was a waste all right we’re going

Upstairs uh dude I am I have almost all the wait where’s the no no shut up I just leave some for me okay hold on this way sh how many more seconds left mushrooms okay this wait hold on no this building this one is the one with all

The presents how do you get into this building how don’t you how do you go up oh right here there’s a ladder you got to climb on stuff I’m too there we go follow the path you just got to follow the path just got to follow the

Path you just got to just got to the [ __ ] or down wait just following the path just following the path there we go and I need to go further up I need to go further up just follow the path just follow oh there we go follow the BK

Brick Road oh I missed dude I’m so bad at this game dude oh [ __ ] now I got to go back up go back up dude that’s my favorite holiday I’m ranking like the best ranking here no just need to make it into the house cuz that’s where the presents

Are hold on hold on I got to get into the house the [ __ ] is this map this map is so based what do you mean it’s Christmas oh there’s tons of present in here that’s what I’m say okay hold on check out this jump oh yeah that’s what I’m talking

About that’s what I’m talking about oh yeah uh I got to go into the chimney I am I’m not a protan I’m BK if I had that’s so there so many Proto beans if I had a song dedicated to me what would the song’s name be oh like I

Don’t know I’m BK so like if I had a song about me it would probably have the name BK in it cuz BK oh dude that’s so prophetic it’s so D you know I only speak words I don’t speak Italian how do you get out of the house

Wait I just realized like the problem of like going into the house is like you can get stuck you got to go you the presents in the bathtub there’s so many presents in this building the bathtub what the freude I got so many gifts dude I think I got

First uh I think you did I why is it that hyperlink why the hell did that hyperlink I don’t know all right um BK Grinch simulator you get to be a depressed green thing that the game starts in 10 seconds I don’t want to do this again give me

Out uh oh I think for bias died they probably just muted that’s so smart wait hide and seek I don’t trust like that all right that’s it we’re doing the dropper again because I’m going to beat you I like the dropper that’s one of my favorite games here for real you’re so

Real for that dropper dropper dropper dropper dropper wait you can vote on the map uh geometry and illusion and board games okay there we go close all right Burger King being king of burgers no Burger also what’s up everybody my name is p today we’re going to be playing The

Dropper what’s up everybody my name is we can wait hold on okay we’re going down going down barbecue board gam oh look at all the me when the stakes are high oh get up get up there get up there this was so hard dude there we go that

One was so difficult I’m G to beat you this is so me this is so me this one’s so me how’s this one board games it’s just a singular board game you could like you didn’t even have to move on that have to do anything yeah all right hold

On uhoh oh oh what is this one is this one geometry my favorite this the type of geometry I want like oh Geometry Dash got an update what did they add to it geometry it’s geometry d2.2 oh no dude 2.2 why is it2 come on go back dude dude I’m so

Good at this game dude I’m so good at this B I’m so good at this game oh what do you have to do there maybe you have to go around the sides around the sides here maybe you just got to keep going dude oh no it’s

In the center it’s in the center it’s in the center it’s in the center you got to fall until you can’t fall anymore fall guys get the joke here let me explain that the joke is that we’re guys the joke the joke is that we’re guys and

We’re falling why why why is this so hard no I know it’s like I can’t get the mo oh I oh Fu we have two minutes left two minutes left this one’s impossible dude okay uh it’s not how go down how do you go down how do you go down I did it

How do you mean did it no you didn’t oh there’s water everywhere okay I didn’t realize you you didn’t have to go down the middle oh we’ve done this one before this so easy dude oh did you actually let me tell you let me tell you wait you can skip it

Wait wait uh yeah remember if you fail so many times they just like yeah pity points oh dang it what the hell I mean I mean you’re not going to like win using that [ __ ] uh unless uh let me be clear let me be clear have to be Obama for

Christmas all right I’m going so fast oh no dude oh no oh 30 seconds five players have finished that’s bull crap dude I want to see each one of those players and I want to thank them for service how do you go around the big ass cake in

The way oh oh oh oh oh yeah no get out of here get out of here I’m good at math I have to know what geometry is yo yeah you got to be able to dash I if you failed too many times I’m just going to keep failing gonna keep failing no

Dude I give up oh I gained so much experience Minecraft professional all right now that I could should get the person who made the model Christmas hat on I can do that I’m in I’m in the cheese tags what the hell all right that was pretty fun that was pretty cool you’re

Pretty fun oh I’m PK all right that’s it we’re going we’re going back also can you hear my Shrek impression where is did I miss something how long ago was that which one haven’t we played yet SkyWars that sound SS cool SkyWars the holiday man yeah how do

You play that what the hell oh wait no I need to leave is that is that way they that’s what they do to Santa Claus nowadays they turn him into the holiday man why is he so short wait where are you BK uh hold on we’re doing wait Lucky Blocks I feeling lucky

In a team we’re in a team oh cool you dragged me with you yeah SkyWars laboratory laboratory I don’t know what the goal this is what is Lucky Blocks I don’t know we’re going to find out wait Lucky Block that sounds like uh that sounds like it was I remember

That was like a mod we’re the only two in here I don’t think uh no there’s more people trust me oh whoa it’s loading what if I don’t resource enabled TR enable it enable it wait you can just download resource packs like mid yeah oh it’s always been a

Thing so yeah now it shows the the the lucky blocks cuz they’re lucky you don’t trust like that it’s just pictures I’m dying BK hello chat come say hello to me on my deathbed hello carbon you’re going to lur carbon cool are they a carbon copy no they’re a

Dioxide all right nobody’s coming oh yeah this sucks dude this game sucks why don’t we play something a little more intense uh oh making request 100% un request un request I can’t play I do know the band Queen should check out Media Chat and Discord there’s a personalized song for me in there

All there we go you’re here to watch I’ll check it out afterwards I’m I’ve got so many Minecrafts I got to mine yeah we the Grim Reaper wait that’s not Christmas why is the Grim Reaper and Christmas where are you Angel of Death what the hell I get to open the Grim

Reaper not enough coins what kind of you’re here to watch bktv solo what are we playing wait we can do doubles doubl I’m playing I’m starting the game I’m starting the game here look we’re in a Lobby now what are we playing SkyWars didn’t mean to make based on

What when did you in Mr for bias make our skins for Minecraft this skin is something I made like four years ago cuz I was bored and I found it somewhere online and then I inverted the colors because I wanted to make it mine okay we got to go to the center we

Got to mine resources you have to select the right kit you got to I’m in the default kick all right cross teaming is not we got a mine we got to oh these are my boots okay uh this is my sword what we you can have you can have some of the

Steak okay oh dude there’s some [ __ ] already trying to like come over here oh you got to kick their ass you got to kick their ass forbi they’re already going to try to kick our ass dude wait what the f already already already okay they cheated they cheated they what the

Fre is wait why they started this is the that is the most pay to win [ __ ] I think I might have ever seen they started with butter armor that’s crap what the [ __ ] this game sucks dude 2010s yes so I will check it out afterwards coffee

Cup well I don’t know what happened I don’t know either let’s do a better game hold on there’s so many games kids wait why did we yeah there’s kits but we only had one I I wasn’t able to select a kit I just had a bow

W Wars what’s W Wars whoa watch dog has been 8,000 players in the last seven days Wars there’s only one one all right we’re here unlocked them by playing more but still that was like how could you play more if you could only play two second how can I play more

If I can yeah if I blink and I die W Wars uh what’s W Wars I don’t know what this we’re W Wars wol worth sure hope it’s worth uh we need one more player though well they I know they give you starting gear but like you you move like literally I

Couldn’t even mine one block before those guys came over and like showed me a good time whoa SEL my class round select my class where do I where uh Giga heal I don’t know what how do I select my class yeah there’s no there’s no class selection what

Okay I don’t know what we’re doing oh this is um what is it called Center oh this is like the bridge thing but like no no no it’s um wait they’re going to attack me I don’t want to okay you died you will respond at the next round at the next

Round oh wait so what do what happens here then you just die yes you’re McDonald’s haha yeah no I’m BK spectator settings oh you got to put the wool in there no speed round over I think they they won do you find what does this go to oh oh I have to

Actually click okay you got to click golum the hell was that for wait how did you click oh I’m doing a bar you have to click on him all right instant Health wa this will be aable 5 seconds after the the round start oh I only get oh

No hold on I’m going to go in the middle this like King of the Hill oh oh okay it’s like a oh no they’re they’re attacking me you got to run away dang it dude this this sucks cuz you got to like oh my God they

Have like all right I think I’m too old to play Minecraft you’re too old to play Minecraft too old do we need to do something easier for your for your uh bo Bo mine like uh how do you change your class I don’t know how you change your

Class you go right click on this guy over here oh right here wait no this oh this guy oh he’s gone now he disappeared speed boost dude I’m going to be so fast oh step back how do you how does he have a I didn’t even do any damage I just instantly

Died okay wow ice cream yum no ice cream not yum I’m so BK okay yeah this sucks this sucks all right that’s it I’m done I’m done I need to do something easy for my simple brain to understand I need parkour this the only thing that I can

Do nowadays in Minecraft is parkour all right where is it where’s the parkour man where’s the parkour oh here parkour Duss was that where we did it at play on Bedrock to do PVP is there a Hypixel Bedrock do you have Bedrock I don’t think I have Bedrock that’s like a

Separate game oh uh I have it because um there was like a period where they just gifted you the the windows Edition for free yeah I didn’t do it during the period wait I found a present yippe I found a present one out of three well you’re a jerk wait so what

Are we playing cuz I remember doing it and they were like uhoh sorry you didn’t do it fast enough yes you got to buy it well I didn’t do it because I was like well I don’t want to convert my account yet cuz I like my old account lazy lazy

Let me in took me a while too so there’s W Wars oh okay we’re playing something duels there’s parkour parkour baby oh okay as long as we’re doing parkour I can do parkour yeah I can do parkour brain is small enough to handle parkour cubecraft you want to do

Cubecraft what but that’s on but I have to install and figure out how to play and then I have to learn what do you mean isn’t cubecraft like no it’s a server um I I think it’s on [ __ ] cubecraft is a server I think yeah but I I’m under the that it’s

You’re under the impression that what hold on I’m better I can’t think in in English at the same time why the [ __ ] am I getting launched oh wait I can jump on the Slime what oh wait why can’t I jump on the Slime what type of

Lyrics oh okay hold on let me ask chat bkt that question here in a second hold on well this is going to be 9 minutes and 22 seconds I’m just going to find how the hell what’s it called what’s the word what’s the word what’s the word the [ __ ] am I brain

Dead this should be like the easiest thing what do you mean where you where you at this first part should be so easy I think you’re brain dead I have bad news for you for bias you’re brain dead oh that is a trick the Slime is a trick

Because I’m parkouring and I’m on a server pickle trick on Visual Studio thing opened up I think and it’s on the wrong thing are you opening visual studio so I can have chat pkt boring oh [ __ ] what’ I just get oh oh yeah see all right there we go which

Checkpoint are you on go back let me in please I don’t know why it’s so laggy for me today this parkour I’m at checkpoint zero I think I skipped a checkpoint on accident really no way oh no dude I can’t get up there I can’t see you with your big fat head in

The way hello chat bkt how are you doing I don’t know if I did the right key I I 100% I skipped crashed checkpoint oh [ __ ] I fell you’re back I saw I saw you fall Downs hold on I know I’m sorry ads are uh it’s their

Thing I don’t know if we have chat pkt today I think chat pkt might be dead no uh who’s holding the I almost said Seance D can we hold a seance BK we should learn how to hold a seance what’s that oh I like how I totally skipped the

Checkpoint like a d prot are hard to make skins of somebody made me a proten but I don’t I don’t think I can play it on when I doing multiplayer because it’s a mod I don’t want get banned unless we both have the same all right I have an

Idea yeah but we can’t do it on a server though who what the hell is that thank you for destroying my ears oh it’s chappy KT hello chappy KT how are you doing was that really me or oh CH yeah I think chappy KT is is is [ __ ] today I

Don’t think he’s here I don’t think he’s going to make it oh dude this sucks hold on I’m going to figure out this champ KT I was doing so good yesterday the hell happened to you champ B KT oh wait when was that a thing thank

You for the [ __ ] but I’m not Burger King I’m BK it’s not my name okay why can’t I figured out why I’m killing chat bkt cuz I kept on pressing the key combo that kills chat bkt uh oh I will be afked in 10 seconds

Uh oh was like dude that [ __ ] got angry at me dude all right hold on hold on hello CH BT can you tell us if there if BK got a personalized song what type of lyrics do you think would fit it there we go now he’s now he’s going to talk to

Us the that no okay I think I’m making pretty good progress I feel pretty confident not the time limit no beep boop greetings how do have if I were to come up with personalized Lyrics for song it would definitely have to be something catchy and full of fun here’s a little

Something off the top of my head [ __ ] verse one Burger King the LI stream King making us laugh with silly antics and wacky Vibes on the internet’s behalf serving up laughter and smiles with every juicy M burger K our live stream dream yes Burger [ __ ] Burger King in the spotlight

Lighting up the chat we’re all here to SN ony we love that okay I got a new keyboard that’s totally the issue it’s a wacky live stream show with BK and his PR again friend bringing joy as we go oh I can’t for 45 seconds from pixelated

Games to Tech to you love it all it seems sharing your knowledge and passion fulfilling our wildest dreams your wit and charm unmatched by far from time where K the laugh you bring there’s no mistake Burger King in the spotlight lighting up the chat I make notist I remember with BK and his

Remember I remember Bridge so Sing It Loud BK get the internet sing along we’re all here ready to join your song Burger King King our hearts you’ve surely won with ram to eat and laughter to share let a streaming fun on remember you got the fck Wast lighting up the

Chat I can’t even get past we’re all here to snack on RAM can’t deny we love that beepop beep it’s a wacky live stream show time left again friend enjoy as we go Fade Out did you pass me out hope you enjoy those lyrics Burger King

Oh did you use use the Boost yeah use the Boost I know I used it wrongly well use it correctly [ __ ] oh there we go that’s what I’m talking about baby that’s what I’m talking about he is in fact streaming we are oh no dude [ __ ] I’m so

Streaming right now I’m horrible at this no dude ah chat bkt was spitting bars it was quite a few bars what did chat bkt say oh dude also spinning is disgusting cool checkpoint 17 why does it go so far oh you got it I know I can barely got it

Whoa thank you for the follow protogen logic protogen logic oh [ __ ] what the hell am I supposed to do here [ __ ] [ __ ] ow no no no wait oh I have an idea I got to jump early I don’t grab on the stuff no I can’t fall backwards at least I can fall

Forwards hold on yeah here we go all right oh perfect no dude hello dud finally checkpoint just can’t from four bias stream what do you mean oh came okay I see well welcome I’m BK D this game is is Twitch chat more active right now they’re about

Equal dude how did you get here somebody finished D this thing no I’m supposed to jump dude oh yeah same I I made that mistake no dude yes no dude yes wait I got to go up here on this block oh this is so much smarter no dude I you have to

Hit the jump button to jump thank you for the follow someone chatting [ __ ] whoa car oh yes that’s what I’m talking about that’s what I’m talking why is my jump so delayed now my Shenanigans I’m not doing great dude a [ __ ] [ __ ] my input is getting delayed and it’s pissing me off

You don’t have to storage for Minecraft it’s I’m running I’m running I was running dude no I was BK dude whywe oh why is my why am my keyboard what the hell’s going on oh I know why my keyboard gets so crappy I think it’s chat bkt I think chat bkt must

Perish I think you are lying bye-bye cha Kitt said bye-bye cha Kitty okay never mind he’s not listening to me like you saw that he doesn’t like to listen see the problem with you chat BT you don’t like to listen oh oh yeah now my inputs are actually working so yeah Chad bkt

[ __ ] with my inputs lesson learn um I think you’re just making excuses I’m not dude I killed my child he will return somebody wants him to speak no dude I was robbed there okay we need we need to retry retry let’s retry a different one let’s do a different one

Let’s do yeah okay you find one and I will well you you’re forced to join ready dude watch this dude I’m not watching I’m not watching it I’m sorry I’m sorry D I’m not I’m not watching it right now where the hell’s the parkour one classic SkyWars parkour here we go

Parkour baby parkour this is what I’m talking about this is like the best game bringing me with you you crippling depression I feel I feel that uh I know pathetic it’s okay logic why is how do you accept how do you click the accept button oh click to accept

Yippe we’re friends what is there a what thank you for the follow Kyo K except I can’t see the rest of it because all the different effects overlap each other Yi you have too many effects it’s it’s not it’s very affectionate of me isn’t it somebody quit dude I can’t believe

Somebody quit like that dude on us on me just want to pop in for a second well thank you for joining all right the map is always Castle I’m convinced I’m going to drink some water everyone calm down I’m gon to drink some water calm calm down everybody calm

Down it’s always cast don’t exist in chat that’s fine they can lur there’s nothing I have nothing against lurking or maybe they just have a dude we should play CS s do do you think they have surf on Minecraft B they should do it they should make surf on Minecraft it’s 3:16

A.m. look at you quitting I don’t know but it’s cuz we’re too Pro you mean they’re not watching the stream how am I supposed to tell that how do you know who’s not watching the stream I’m not watching the stream does it have a list of everyone who’s watching like I

Didn’t think that was a publicly available thing I thought that was just for like mods wait what uh I’m a person I thought only mods could see who’s on stream yeah how do you see that apparently it’s a publicly available thing on Twitch or YouTube twitch oh I was thinking YouTube uh I

Guess we’re not doing parkour no why do people not like us I don’t know maybe we just need to find a better Lobby we’re kind of cringe think we’re just kind of cringe oh wait there’s parkour here what do you mean oh I have a best time dude we got to do this

Parkour wait I don’t even know where you’re at never mind I don’t want to do this one anymore par okay I see how it is very close to try you at somebody okay that’s what that’s what you can do is you can at somebody to find out dino

Nuggets are more expensive but dino nuggets are so good PK we should should we should uh make our own dino nuggets for uh New Year’s yeah New Year’s Dino nuggies whoa house uh do you want to do only 54 people do CL well yeah but oh

Oh that’s the same are you in here are you in here with me I don’t know I’m uh let’s go do casual games cuz I’m a casual guy let’s do go hide-and-seek let’s go hide-and-seek Prop Hunt okay or party pooper oh that sounds like fun Netherlands are further away sh I don’t

Know my geography what do you mean what what are you trying to geog geography what BK you’re so smart what’s right next to Germany or very close toy that is in the Netherlands Poland uh Belgium go with Poland I’m going with what Belgium I thought you said Balkan no

Balan is not a country the Balkans is a I was gonna say like I was gonna say that’s Ace Combat am I winning cuot I don’t think so roll Seeker find and kill all the hiders so I got to kill all the special DJ I don’t

Understand so I got to figure out which of these are imposters sus Among Us I don’t trust the Spartan dude no he’s looking down wait where are they all don’t TR that one oh no oh I know the song what is it uh I don’t know the name of the song

No it’s an NPC there’s only one more Hider know where the last person is I don’t know the name of the song Oh no this one it has to be this guy hiders win no hello Oscar welcome who was the last Hider was it you Poland is further away than Germany

Is BK is a new name and that is DK DK no I’m BK all right well that was fun all right let’s do something else yeah we should do it again do it again do it again do it again y yeah maybe [ __ ] parkour oh I can do parkour

Dude I’m so good at parkour get out of the way dude ah dude they’re they’re ruining my vibe dude they’re ruining it VI camp we need to Vibe Camp uh uh there we go hey get out of the way can you move please move person thank you oh my good job

I’ve secured the package wait you already did it now what what do I get what do I get nothing apparently somebody’s mad at me that I got the package really why don’t stop me between Germany and I need to look at a world map here don’t stop me come on come on come

On no I made it dude I made it yippee Somebody’s knocking let’s see wow I’ve already been killed well that was pretty fun I died yeah he found the other two people like right there what the hell I don’t know how to play I don’t know how to play all these game modes

They’re too they’re to um Zoomer they’re all zoomed stop that stop that cubot stop that nonsense don’t bring that around here all right since you died I’m going to go back to the lobby teleporting to the lobby in 3 seconds that’s a lot of seconds in Minecraft you’re Puro I

See party games that’s it we’re going to have a party we’re and you’re invited for bi we’re having a party no playing Minecraft I don’t know who this person is all right what’s Minecraft Minecraft video game Donkey here that’s terrible that’s terrible uh I didn’t get a chance to

Look at a map because I was putting pants on you were putting on pants I was not wearing pants Oh that’s you okay well now I got to stand on the red platform stand on the red platform that’s easy this is like the easiest game this is like the easiest game

Something tells me we have to go hop on a different platform oh no you start off the platform you get a fish the fish no dude somebody fished this is my Hill that I’m going to die upon come on oh no there we go all right

I’m up here I’m up here I’m up here I’m up here I’m up here I’m going to I’m not going to play aggressively people are playing too aggressively they’re playing too aggressively you it’s okay if you stand up here with me and fine with that teamwork Teamwork Makes the Dream work

But they want to get more they want to get more points what do you mean it doesn’t help you get points you’re just hurting everyone else what do you mean you’re supposed to be the you’re supposed to be the most points if you don’t get the most points

You get less points you don’t win BK it’s King of the Hill BK I’m going to be king I’m number two baby number two that’s like the only time ever that I like win stuff kill the animals oh I’m so good at killing the animals do I know Nirvana I do know

Nirvana yes what what’s what’s that what’s path um n what’s Nirvana no I know what Nirvana is oh it’s our favorite I’m so good at this game feel like didn’t we already play this one yeah we did but like on a different mode no it’s the same thing the party oh yeah

We on party Mode no damn it whoa these cows moving at 600 miles and [ __ ] I’m not get any speed yeah you get that 50% once and you’re you’re done you’re screwed dude you’re doneo baby just don’t hit the 50% one there we go perfect oh one star um where I can’t find the button that

Says except for as you are oh oh it’s this one I’m not very good at this one I ran into myself last time it was kind of cringe who go this way am I still alive yeah I’m still alive am I not alive does YouTube say I’m not alive now oh

No BK you’re always alive to me opinion on Breaking Bad Breaking Bad is a good an amazing show Even though like Walter is kind of a piece of [ __ ] and you still care for him that was kind of close it’s gotting kind of close there

Do the paths get longer oh they do yeah it’s Tron my probably send inv get longer when somebody dies uh okay oh a somebody got me got him I don’t know if I can send invites because I’m in the middle of a game but we can stop you now best

Nirvana song I don’t know I don’t know I don’t know Nirvana that well I just know of them so maybe after this game I can go out and then go out with MEK I’ve been asking for forever thank you BK I appreciate it it’s officially oh no did you see

That saw that was tough that was tough that was yeah look at that I got zero stars all right oh it’s my favorite learn how to become a worker all right what do we looking for oh two pieces of iron IR there we go there we go uh crafting table crafting

Table perfect just what I need it so I need to craft gold boots gold boots okay perfect right here one two three four and then come over here craft put it in there take it out boing [ __ ] come on here we go give it give it there we go diamond

Armor what the hell Diamond chest one two three [ __ ] am I supposed to four five six seven eight there we go crafting tables all the way the hell over here perfect and then but there’s already furnish right there one two three well we need to make another one four five six seven

8 over here right click perfect a wooden thing wood axe do I have enough for it there there we go um yeah sure I I’ll just call that good I don’t have enough for a wood axe [ __ ] where’s get out of here get out of

Here get out of here oh I got everything oh I’m second place baby that’s what I’m talking about no yeah you can join I just need you got to send me a friend request even jump keep a good rhym we’re parkouring oh I have such a good Rhythm oh oh oh my

Rhythm my rhythm my rhythm my honor oh no my honor prino there no oh that’s what I’m talking about that’s what I’m talking about oh one two three four dude somebody finished no no no no wait wait wait wait wait wait stop stop stop wait somebody’s going to make it

Somebody’s going to make it oh no it’s so me it’s so me all right I I okay it’s all me come on come on come on all right here we go oh yeah this one talking about give up dude yeah that’s what I’m talking about that’s what I’m talking

About that’s what I’m talking about I’m so trash all right I used to be so good at this you never watched avatar the Last Air vender whato my honor I have to invite you guys yeah but I have to quit the game to invite so the

Game has to finish we’re not yeah we’re not done with the G we’re not done with the game yet yeah I’m pretty sure going diagonal is like the best way to I’m trying that it’s not working have you tried turning it off and on again I don’t know what the

Strategy for this game is whatever the strategy is I don’t have it fig out you got to press W no pressing W doesn’t do anything doesn’t make me faster well that’s a skill issue May you’re not pressing W hard enough like how am I getting so much I

Don’t know how you’re getting so much I’m only at I just hit 300 and you’re already at 350 it’s the best party game no it sucks dude I don’t understand how it that one doesn’t make any sense they should remove that one they should remove that

One that one’s rigged don’t take a bath in the lava now purple play with us does he play Minecraft this is a this is a game I can get behind right you got oh this one I love this one well if you love it so much why don’t you marry

It right there we go I’m so good at parkour I’m so good at parkour I’m so good at parkour I’m so good at not parkour yeah yeah you thought I was going to say parkour as well but I tricked you I’m running out of paths here oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ]

Oh no no no no no no no no hello Skyler third place second place that’s what I’m talking about that’s what I’m talking about baby what I’m talking about um I don’t know if purple plays uh Minecraft purple should play with us oh it’s our favorite I hate this one this one’s so

Stupid this one’s so stupid this one’s so stupid this one’s so stupid this one sucks dude why does it make dog noises it’s so annoying Oh oh come on come on come on come on go down go down go up go up oh no go go in the circle no dude hold on I got it I got it we’re back making my way back making my way downtown way down I’m going to make you

Sandwich go down dude I’m So Pro at this game dude [ __ ] go [ __ ] I missed it I get up and down confused um up is up when it’s up I have a new record fastest time what the hell have I ever watched Dr Who I love this the person in third right

There they’re in third I can beat them well it’s not hung up right now but I had I had a doctor who like post I was robbed I was robbed I was robbed Proto boy no I’m BK all right I got to quit I got to quit now I have to do slash

Lobby to go where where my friends at how do you invite someone protogen logic invite PK invited me I invited you already already invited you you don’t count um I can count um three and then friend and this oh they got VIP they must be important how many people join the party

Okay everyone join the party so now we got to do oh more party games if if if anybody else wants to join in on Hypixel this is the time yippe yippe what is zombies have we played zombies yet um I think we’ve played zombies yeah so it’s

Zombies are these things on um what’s it called okay we’re GNA do zombies hold on party is too large to play Zombies oh how many wait wait there might be it’s a maximum of four okay so we can do Party part is different than like try again in a moment I’m too fast

I’m too fast Dude too fast for you I’m too fast there we go yeah what are we playing player seven out of we’re playing more party games just more party games look at us don’t okay this is my game this is my game right here this is my

Game all right oh this is so me this is so me right now dude I hate it when I double click W do you get this thing where it’s like you start going back back you like run walk run walk yeah it does that sometimes I don’t know why uh

Mine does that quite frequently it’s annoying that sounds annoying just like me no just like me oh [ __ ] try not to fall off holy [ __ ] balls holy [ __ ] balls wow oh I made it dude I’m huge W there dude Mega W I’m getting good much canvas as possible eggs this

Is new yeah my eggs starting to understand why all the Zoomers play this the fact this is all done server side is just crazy to me two baby that’s number two o number three my Lord I’m in the lead I’m in the lead I saw a proten I see a Proto Sho

The moving tget this is a new one too I don’t know if I’m in a good spot for this though they should give us a practice round no I missed dude I’m so bad at this game there we go just going to aim for these guys cuz they’re easy oh I finally got

One come on what the hell oh I got third baby talking about we’re doing good we’re doing good we’re maintaining oh oh this one sucks dude this this world the grass is so screwed on this one I don’t know why the grass is it’s like there’s a big cloud above

Us a large Square cloud I don’t know what the secret to this one is I don’t know what the secret is you got to the secret is to get as much grass as you can I know I know how that’s I know the objective I don’t know

The strategy yeah that’s the strategy if you shut no that’s not the Strate that’s the objective it’s same difference though like the the objective is the strategy dude your objective is to strategize you’re objectively just not being smart right now you’re objectively that’s subjectively objective you know no you’re you know who

Else I’m PK you don’t yeah you get a Pity star you get one pity star that’s what you deserve I do Anvil SLE I sure hope my favorite Duck Session what there’s a protogen remind po game from Crash what is that wait so I need to like

Shift this is the strategy n don’t shift just look up every once in a while and then look down escap oh this sound is so satisfying ding ding ding ding ding D D D D D D D D oh oh almost got crushed there hi BK I am BK mathematically hypothetically speaking also we got 20 minutes until Ultimate Chicken horse all right sounds good this really slow my life flash before my eyes dude this game’s so fun really uhoh that’s it new record 87

Seconds dude they get third dude it’s I’m got third oh wait I think my strategy paid off oh oh no get out of here I did get second though [ __ ] trampoline catch as many coins as he can we getting all the new games tonight trolino what is this when

Did the when did the cool games update drop oh you got to get the coins oh you got to you got to touch the coins I think you can’t just punch them oh again this suffers from the whatever shading yeah so I can’t [ __ ] see this

Must be like it I I wonder if it’s meant for an older version of Minecraft that’s probably it cuz they don’t want to proper resource pack for this people keep stealing my coins how am I supposed to win if people keep stealing my coins what the hell happened I like got

Launched into the air I mean that’s kind of in expected with a trampoline but still oh two stars baby most Hypixel mini games are made for older versions Frozen floor oh oh other players off the map somebody already die I thought I saw somebody just fall down yeah they just

Like wanted to go down the hole already no you ass no I got Target I got targeted dude oh it’s I probably got targeted by one of the people who’s in first or second because they know I’m just too good they’re afraid of me they’re afraid

Of me is what is what it is that’s what happened uh fun fact being I have not played undertale before you’ve never played undertale I never played undertale I know yeah see I got targeted by the person in second this is what happened I am yellow that’s so

True use the fishing pole to get oh this is Hungry Hungry Hippos except come on give me the pigs no how how come on get in there please please do it for BK do it okay oh I figured it out figured it out I figured out the

Meta okay this this stupid wait I got EG I got one give me the baby one yeah this one wants to be in there give me give me give me that one here we go why want oh my god dude this pig won’t are you kidding me I can’t even get it

Past the first level dude come on why can’t I let go of it there we go dude this pig is refusing to cooperate oh do I have to come on get in here I figured out the pig meta okay why won’t my pig actually come here all right

Interesting well that wasn’t working at all that was fun I guess all right yes you want to do a different one different game sure l g done yet and then end before eight yeah because we have a thing creeper attack what the hell is this thing creeper attack uh so basically so you’re

Creeper creeper and you attack a man my favorite is that like perfect Loop somebody made where it just looks like he constantly going that one Discord video I don’t think there’s enough people in here for this I’m going to do something else no it’s uh no it’s

Just starting in yeah five out of six of us are in the same Lobby together so oh yeah okay um I I tell you I tell you one we’ll just do the dropper it doesn’t get better than the dropper who it’s a safe it’s a safe jail it’s not jail time we

Got to find another server like this where there’s more mini gamess more fun stuff and ones that are like actually like not pain in the ass learn how to do so what are you singing a creeper or whatever it’s called creeper Revenge cuz baby tonight all right this

Is it baby oh this one’s easy oh yeah this is the easy one dude oh it’s the easy this is the easy map this is the easy map imagine what’ I tell you what’ I tell you this is this is all mine this is all is like your

Height okay Christmas just a week away can you believe it guys Christmas is in a week how do they fall so fast they press the fall button all guys oh oh dude go back go back go back go back [ __ ] good good good good you can oh yeah this one [ __ ] all

Right I know the Strat now dude [ __ ] I didn’t I knew the Strat and I didn’t do it why didn’t you do it okay time for milk finished all the maps no dude I was robbed there dude who’s this Rob guy you keep talking about stop stop making that joke

You’re not allowed to make that joke anymore you keep talking about him oh yeah that’s what I’m talking about oh that’s the thing from um um whatever it’s called I think I need to go this way oh it’s this one this one’s so easy this one’s so easy oh what the hell this

One’s so hard what the [ __ ] every time I look it’s like a different way all right okay come on all right all right all right all right oh oh come on come on what place did I get number two baby number two get out of here get out of I think I’m like

Emotionally stunted I uh no matter what I do who else can I see oh there it is there it is there it is there it is there it is need able first person I just kept going the wrong direction show why can’t I see everyone else oh oh oh oh oh oh

[ __ ] where’s everyone else invisible why does everyone else suck [ __ ] get out of here the walls are made out of lava whoa oh Hellgate was the fun one that I I couldn’t do oh [ __ ] oh oh number three you got to hurry up you got 30 seconds baby 30 seconds oh

Oh this one actually kind of easy Once you like get the I don’t think anybody from chat has finished it either and everyone from chat is oh yeah did it yeah baby that’s what I’m talking about R that’s what I’m talking about that’s what I’m talking about that’s what I’m talking about black

Yeah still alive just busy dude I’m so alive right now as well do one more round of that and then call it after that sure B Sure Bas all right this is going to be the round this is going be the round where get number I’d be

Married long time ago where did you come from where did you go vote on the map got 12 players in here we’ve got this I’m a motion stunting yes no more remaining boates uh okay Minecraft face Minecraft M Minecraft F Dy remember this map oh yeah this one is a beautiful this

One’s a doozy let me let me see if I can do it without moving yeah he can he just go down this thing yeah oh I think this one you can also do without moving yeah you can do this one without moving oh although I guess technically be towards the edge so you

Take spend less time getting into the portal go back up these are all maps I voted on and I don’t know why I voted for this one again because I remember this one being a huge pain in the ass hold on yeah it’s like oh [ __ ] all

Right cuz you got to get once you get past you have to be in the corner once you get in the corner then it all comes together damn it once you get in the once you get in the corner everything else comes together you’re right it is the corner the corner

Strat I see you learn from oh what did I touch what did I touch I shouldn’t have voted on this one I should not have voted on this one this was a mistake oh it was an error somebody already finished dang it it was a clerical error dude oh no it’s this

One why did I vote for this one oh dude oh dude I almost have the Strat you don’t never once you once you get past that like second that first blue just keep holding W don’t stop can’t stop won’t Stop a no dude oh no no no no go back I keep on going the wrong direction come on there we go oh come on no I’m not skipping I’m not skipping this I am a pro G A that’s what they all say dude that’s

What they all say they want you to bed what the [ __ ] that’s what I’m talking about baby that’s what I’m talking about cage I find that the ones that are supposed to be super hard are actually kind of easy not going to lie dude I’m going to sue you for everything

You own because you impli where the hell is that you’re a pro I made it all the way to the end where was the water at what the hell oh dude I was so close there it is oh that’s not water what the hell was

That oh [ __ ] dude yeah I know it happens to me dude oh okay I think I got an idea no I’m not going to skip where the hell is the water hold on what the hell [ __ ] what what yippe no this isn’t a yippe this is a son of a

[ __ ] son of a [ __ ] you son of a [ __ ] I’m in I’m in what’s the job dude that is my favorite episode of Morty yeah Family Guy yeah yeah that’s the one no totally totally where’s the water at Where’s my water Where’s the water at

Where were you are you on Geometry I was on bird oh I was on the bird up episode where’s the water at there is no water there is no water wait what I was not allowed to play GTA oh it was right there how are you supposed to see that

How are you supposed to see that anyway I’m going to do SL Lobby no right let’s say our goodbyes myself I don’t think that’s how the song goes all right thank you everybody I’m gonna pretend it was hold on where’s where the hell is there we go

Thank you everybody for joining me on this adventure tonight I will catch you guys tomorrow 9:00 p.m. Eastern you know the drill thank you guys that was um it was Minecraft thank you why does it say you can list find a list of all commands there I don’t know

If those commands work L don’t even know which ones I I don’t i’ set that up and never used it but yeah all right see you guys have a good evening bye-bye see you coffee see you I’m a person to you know see you carbon see you

Cubot there’s a gas in my right ear