You want to hear my steo impression I’ve been working on hey guys when Knoxville wanted to shoot me in the head with a 50 caliber rifle I knew we had to take it up another notch and after bam killed his whole family for Jackass 14 I knew We’d have to go wild so this time I attached Dynamite to my ball sack I mean that [ __ ] blew my little boys to Smither I mean for Jackass too I was on crack cocaine I was listening to Metallica in my trailer nonstop on a 24-hour Loop and so when Spike Jones Suggested that I raw dogged his wife I just had to come on man I was filling condoms with poop it’s not bad Right What the hell is hand foot and mouth disease you ever heard of that with babies foot and mouth disease isn’t it it’s just like a bacterial infection I believe it’s like warts or something hand foot and mouth disease if my kid gets that you’re going to kill yourself if Your kid gets sick no oh kill my wife in an elaborate way then I’ll ever be able to catch you yeah I’ll maintain my freedom yeah actually I mean the biggest trick I could do is convince her to kill herself ruin the marriage pretend to Abuse the kid get the kid roped in on it you like this when mommy’s gone there will be no rules you want no rules don’t you there’s too many rules around here aren’t you sick of all these rules in this house this is literally like Insidious designs yeah I know I’m not Going to actually do it either man I was just testing the murky dark Waters of Comedy pushing boundaries I’m going to marry a congresswoman and convince her to kill herself one after another until my militia of well-trained primates can raid the White House lower interest rates this time when IED I’m they’ll Lower the rates convince a congresswoman marry a congresswoman and convince her to kill herself it’s pretty cool easier done than said some people say anybody can do that but to say it now that takes Gusto tell me Black Adams better than the first Pokemon movie like what happened what happened like did Something happen in the movie that I missed like is there like a whole like part of the timeline is just missing like Pikachu is super anti-semitic it’s it’s crazy problematic we just missed it Mewtwo is like clearly Jewish Charizard I think Kyrie Irving might be right already get get all BuzzFeed but Which house which house would you be in in the Harry Potter I would probably I would probably be I don’t uh the uh huffle Hufflepuff yes that’s it yeah you’re going to say yeah yeah I love that house it’s really big and like there got a lot of games in Ites a cur pink yes wa what when they’re pink huffle buff they’re yellow whatever what house would you be in I don’t care I hate that transphobic [ __ ] I don’t want to be in her [ __ ] book she Burns in a house fire not die either like severely burned like it Ruins her appearance and even her loved ones look at her just a little like they kind of oh they don’t want to look at her you know what I mean it’s like that tight burn skin and it’s like pink and she has to wear a lot of lotion cuz It’s she’s like a scar she’s a walking scar that’s just me though man that’s just me that’s the house I want to be in the one that JK rolland’s in when it lights on fire and I get out and I trap her in the bathroom and I stand outside And I smoke a half pack of camel Blues she had it coming yeah I think I’d be Gryffindor come here buddy I’ve been meaning to do this for a long time there you there there there child rest your weary eyes upon my shoulder and the Grammy goes to Louis C he’s having a Little Dream again I don’t care about Cara emissions I mean I want to drive fast that’s my boy talking in his sleep again oh let’s just throw it in the trash I mean it’s a dog that’s my little boy oh I’m late for school okay he’s Back through the wire come on shout out to cotie yeah when Kanye asked me to do the through thewire video I couldn’t say no despite it being my daughter’s first birthday and then Kanye told me to eat [ __ ] and die and that’s when I knew it Was time to spend time with my family although my wife and kids did not recognize me I had the tapes to prove that I was friends with Kanye and then Kanye threw a brick through my living room window and that’s when I knew it was time to reunite with my Brother we were going back on tour we’ve all come such a long way in this life that’s true I used to make people proud I don’t believe that oh yeah for real no I don’t think so yeah back in the day used to do community service used to Take care of my old sick parents you yeah I switched up on them nowadays it feels like you just kind of like take whatever drug people give you sleep through work you kind of lay around you yell mean stuff at people you get drunk and don’t remember it misogynist That’s not it’s not getting I mean you love it when I do it oh wow what the [ __ ] you know what I mean it’s not so bad being a massagist now huh that doesn’t you can call me your dirty little massagist I don’t think that’s a good Idea to go with what just I know I yeah I’m like an artist of the body holy [ __ ] that feels good I’m a misogynist dude I’m starting to hate women this boo boo boo boo Soul crack to a pine tree a barbecue in a swimming pool I walk around with my shoes tied Shoes tied I go to sleep in a shower cap I ate cheex mix for cereal it’s always just saying stuff that really grabs your ear those are all real lines from his songs eating Skittles at a sushi restaurant what sold some Sherm to a fiend look like Phoebe Bridges I put quo It is Young Thug yeah I thought I remembered this like very vaguely but I don’t remember what song it’s on push and P push and P oh he says that on that yeah wow it’s good for him he gets away with a lot well I’m noticing a bit of an issue What’s that Margot Robbie and Will Smith they had an amazing chemistry yeah A Little Too Much Chemistry I worry about some drama in the locker room and Will Smith has had his fair share of problems demeanor wise I understand as my adversary here that you you might try And fill my head with these toxic thoughts but I think the idea of those two having sex in the locker room is awesome the idea of Denzel George and Megan watching maybe while Megan Burns incense amazing what’s that chicken noodle soup yeah chicken noodle soup just the broth Nice it’s good for your homogenius mhm Elton John that’s it that’s all you got to say it’s good for him too he’s said homogenius never seen a person driving a School Bus full of kids and been like oh they’re hot Miss Frizzle Miss Frizzle was hot And like the nothing can hold her back she’s a free spirit kind of way I mean that and she has a huge ass and like tree trunk legs yeah I’m I’m more like about I’m more about like what’s up here are you yeah I’m about what’s up here You know what I mean uhhuh Bobbers B this isn’t me show me those Big Bobs Mommy I don’t feel like myself doing that and I’m sorry to everybody who watches the Magic School Bus and everybody watches H I’m sorry that’s just it’s not Riley that’s not him That’s not me it’s not him I was trying to put on a little act to be a cool guy I hear cool guys say stuff like that and it sounds normal but when I say it you know it just it didn’t come off right and I’m sorry my grandfather survived The Holocaust your grandfather is in the Holocaust yeah he had to dress up like a girl and uh blend in basically throughout the entirety of it yeah your grandfather slayed his way through the Holocaust he slay and sered this is a movie in the god boots girl yeah holy [ __ ] Grandpa gave the Nazis [ __ ] in order to avoid oh my God no I don’t he served [ __ ] to Hitler no dude I don’t think that’s how that went he demon dropped his way out of Berlin [ __ ] sick wow that wig was wigging back rolls you know what I’m saying he was like Eight yeah yeah that kills the fun real quick doesn’t it no he ate I mean oh my God he ate his way out of oswit I hear what you’re saying holy [ __ ] all right grant hon next question I like Helter Skelter that’s about the Beatles it’s like the book Charlie Manson’s gang read I thought Helter Skelter was that blind girl there’s tons of celebrities too just pop a Brad Pit on there come on you know put Alec Baldwin on there I don’t know about that one right now why seems like a bad idea oh yeah put like Dave Chappelle on there or something what Dave Chappelle what are you doing right now I don’t know just put a celebrity on there I don’t think it’s a good idea to put Dave Chappelle on there right now okay Lou CK dude man what are you anywhere it’s like you’re what the hell Man fine put JK Rowling on there jk Are you serious she lives out there now I mean yeah but have you read the news in the last like 10 years fine put Kramer on it Kramer from Sefi dude man hilarious m rich I know but yeah outside Of the show he’s had some controversies yeah okay just put Jerry on it then with his beautiful girlfriend no Jerry Jerry and his beautiful girl on there having a picnic what’s wrong with that my gosh maybe with his current wife but not his like girlfriend he’s a little more known For New York you’re right put the king of Calabasas Kanye West on there first of all he’s from Chicago second of all obviously not right now fine Will Smith and Chris Rock Hand in Hand dude presidents can to be women too just not yet yeah well probably never too and I’m Just saying it’s like it’s not me the whole country votes I would vote for a woman and I did once saying the country as a whole we’ll have a gay Chinese guy as president before we have a woman and I stand on that it’s just the truth also Another thing I’d call a beer give me a glass of Truth I’ve haven’t lied to all week give me a glass of Truth okay here we go nice it’s beautiful I never noticed the Gap in between you know what I mean it’s just a little bit of a gap in between The top lip and the mustache ler you know this one yes oh man you’re going to really pull ahead here fact that you don’t know it is bad see I’m looking at it and I see the mustache now as like the hair on the top of someone’s head Because of that gap between the upper lip you could fit eyes in there I see what you’re doing there you’d have like a little Vietnamese man or something it’s not the time this is just not the time I no is this a bad guy there’s really nothing this is just This is amazing amazing stuff I’m so glad you don’t know it’s not a bad guy just just jot down a little guess and we’ll get it over with you know I hate you guys 3 2 one Martin Luther King Jr Luther vanross how did you guess the wrong Luther You gu Luther vandros for Martin Luther King Jr is he a bad guy depends if you think cheating on your wife is wrong did a lot of good though did a lot of good you should love the Harlem Shake me too for some context uh I was in uh Seventh grade I believe when that came out and they would have a you know little seventh grade dance Shake would come on I would I would be like this is my moment to get attention as I so often did yeah and for context I was in College yikes cool cool cool you used to text me all the time back then you used to go you’re so mature for your age I did not know who you were for further context I was in bed with the CIA let’s go I was handing them Secrets You’re going to get nose mouth and throat what is it hand foot mouth disease foot mouth disease what’s that when you put your feet in your mouth hand foot and mouth disease it’s like the thing that babies get you know what babies get when I’m near them a knuckle Sandwich you shouldn’t punch babies man Bing some people kiss them I punch them knock their lights out very easy to knock out obviously yeah defenseless yeah yeah seems like bad etiquette all around pretty rude spell it ET q u e t t I’m not going to do it okay it’s Will And Grace isn’t it this is Will and Grace I told you just like you were embarrassed to do the geography questions yeah I didn’t want to look like I knew the gay TV show I thought you were to say I didn’t want people to think that I knew what Will and Grace was I watched a lot of Will and Grace it was a great show really really good made me want a gay best friend and I never succeeded on a bait and switch work today I know I’m a little dizzy but sweee I’d like you to meet my grandpa newborn What’s up my name is newborn newborn Johnson newborn Johnson is a good name I’m gonna write that down you shouldn’t write that down you shouldn’t have pictures of it in your phone that’s like no you were going to get I didn’t even think about it like that I thought about It as like like you have a baby and you’re like what do you call that thing newborn Johnson no if you got a laptop full of newborn Johnson you are going to jail for a long time hopefully speaking of Melanie Martinez hey love is love baby that’s what I say you think Burt And Ernie Were Gay you know what I don’t think it matters I wasn’t saying it matters you know what they were puppets I don’t care if they were you think SpongeBob and Patrick ever fooled around it doesn’t matter to me I love them either way you think Squidward Was in al-Qaeda you know what it’s none of my business like that none of my business I watch the show for the show nice man that’s it I got a show you can watch later with me if you want what’s that it’s mess up stuff I don’t want to Watch messed up stuff it’s like Faces of Death I want to watch two possibly gay sea creatures hang out and get into all sorts of hygs with their possibly terrorist friend yeah but this stuff I want to show you he like Faces of Death on steroids I don’t want that I want Nothing to do with that it’s a bunch of Juiced up dudes on steroids dying from weightlifting I want to watch two puppets live together and maybe they bang carts together sometimes but it doesn’t matter if they do it’s just about them their friendship and their rubber duckies yeah if you want to come Over and watch freak stuff with me and my dudes later the other characters you let me know and you know what I don’t care if any of the characters are gay or asexual or whatever it’s a rotating cast of character standing at your house for A couple weeks right 15 plus of them I don’t even know if I’m going to meet some of them I think you will no I mean I don’t know if I’m going to meet all of them you know there’s some of them that I won’t meet and if I don’t meet the gay Byy or asexual ones that’s fine there’s one of them is a Barack Obama impersonator he’s pretty bad at it I don’t judge sexuality but I do not want to meet that person he’s a Mexican guy yeah it’s bad I don’t even know stuff like that exist with a rotating cast of characters You know it’s like it’s a roulette you know yeah I was hoping more for like trap bees artists jugglers right I was picturing that already it’s not oh not it’s just kind of like random people one of them’s got one eye only one of them 15 people one eye you’ve never seen A group like this man I don’t even know why they’re together they’re not like doing a show they’re not like event or like group of Misfits why do they even need to be in my house granted it is a good deal for me like why do they need still don’t get Why it’s a deal it’s a steal so many people three more than a basketball team [ __ ] that’s the short one [ __ ] that one has evolved a little with time he started to lengthen it he started to play with it it’s always going to be the [ __ ] for Me wish he hadn’t said it that way but um yeah you know me too boss yeah know I know who marshmallow is really yeah are you allowed to say no how’d you figure it out oh oh okay yeah was there a struggle he didn’t seem to care or they or She what was that he took a lot of pills and passed out and I took the mask off ugly hot famous like not just for being marshmallow Okay do you know who dead mouse is wait a minute why did they show him doesn’t he always wear a mask too no He’s not a secret anymore he’s not a secret oh okay cat out of the bag chase the mouse away what the mouse cat Mouse is a thing yeah the Mouse is dead the cats out of the bag precisely and name something that you did that you could get Cancelled for if they found out about it which they never will smuggling Egyptian salamanders out of El Salvador so illegal you wouldn’t even believe bro it’s unbelievably illegal they prosecute you in the UN World Peace Court put you on trial and you know who one of the judges is Kim Jong you think he’s gonna be fair no he’s like the Simon cowl of the UN that’s what they call him they put you on a little rock with a big balloon and they float out into the Arctic Ocean that’s worse than being canceled some people would say you go out of Legend though that’s what matters and [ __ ] slick ass salamanders that’s sick where did you put them no let’s go bro two months whoa hey two months they’ll hatch what the [ __ ] two months they’ll hatch and I’ll have 16 that’s eight times more than that were In the wild when I left El Salvador in a way I’m kind of saving the planet but I’m not going to keep them alive for long when they’re babies if you ring them out you guys to plutonium hello you know what I’m going to do with that what smoke It then what happens I don’t know no one’s ever done it before curiosity killed the cat D what the [ __ ] actually I’d kill George Zimmerman for free what am I talking about if if you just said you wouldn’t get away with it and I could sit like four miles away you Could be my SP you said wouldn’t get away with it yeah you could be my Spotter and I have a sniper big 50 cal and I’m like what’s the wind looking like Ben I have a shot am I clear to fire all clear got the silence Yeah it’s the little one let’s do what’s wrong with you for eight oh man oh there’s two Daily Doubles show me your feet fans let’s go what not no that’s not you’re underage audience boy toes hello oh it’s like it’s either get on your feet or show me your hands show me your Hands shut up dude don’t be like a [ __ ] cop ass [ __ ] what the hell don’t be like a [ __ ] copass n [ __ ] bro said show me hands I mean you yeah shut up man he sounded like he’s been practicing to use on people want show me Your feet and then said boys toes so at least I wasn’t a cop oh whatever man I want to see dirty boys toes hard workor and Barefoot men’s feet there’s nothing wrong with that you’re 40 okay years younger than [Laughter] me that song has a lot of crazy Narrative too yeah just the energy of Just Lose It is like that’s always going to like get me excited I had to like pull back some layers to even get into my mom yeah to pull back some layers to get into my mom yeah I just the song no I get it it’s just the cont like we’re talking about M&M’s music here if you remove context is still is like you know we’re not though no one’s going to clip that and post it anywhere I was thinking about this too how old are the Scooby-Doo characters now no when they Were doing it cuz like the idea of 14 through 30 right but like who who’s 14 and who’s 30 Velma is Young I’m going to look this up yeah there’s something problematic going there who was screwing The Jock and the Blondie weren’t they weren’t they [ __ ] who’s the Blondie isn’t Freddy The Blondie and The Jock yes so the Blondie and The Jock are one Freddy that’s Freddy and he’s not really the jock he’s wearing like a sailor outfit yeah but he’s he’s The Jock we all know yeah he’s the hot guy okay he would know about sports like if you were on the Mystery bus and you were like you see the Browns win last night he’d turn around and be like [ __ ] yeah something like that but Shaggy’s the sneaky good screw he’s he’s like a line cook like he’s like he’s like got a line cook Vibe where like he’s not attractive but once You get to know him huge pip he’s tall and he lays pipe and he’s got that skinny sleeps on a floor mattress lays that [ __ ] down by what I’m saying I’m saying exactly he’ll smoke you out too exactly and then Daphne is same kind of dynamic Daphne is like the hottie but Then Velma is the sneaky hot one who covers it up with her glasses I’m a nerd but like beneath all that she got secret Bo you can see what’s going on secret box exactly all right I’m looking up there I’m looking up their ages to see how inappropriate this conversation is Who drove that bus I think it was Freddy Freddy drove I think he was canonically gay lowkey Freddy yeah okay Fred Fred and Shaggy are 17 perfect be is 16 okay velma’s 15 awesome and for the purposes of the series the kids were made roughly The same age 16 to 17 in season 1 and 17 to 18 in season 2 so we’ve learned that if we were talking about season 1 very problematic I think by season three we’re in the clear to have that conversation about the sneaky pipe in the secret Box Co I guess today we solv the mystery of how old all the characters are in Scooby-Doo Video Information
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