Insane Dragoon Skyblock Completion!

Three days ago i accepted a challenge to complete 20 minecraft challenges this is my representation of how it went This is how it actually went there’s a server called hypixel that has an mmo game mode called skyblock there’s a powerful item called spring boots that lets you jump really high that’s all it does but i want it with all my soul to get it i need to complete all 20

Challenges i started by balancing my life with minecraft exercise meditation healthy things and that got boring fast so i decided to grind 20 hours a day and act like a cowboy which really just means shouting yihar at random moment first task complete eight commissions from the dwarf king the dwarves seem

Nice and all but something about their throne room seems evil call me old fashioned but i don’t trust people with 50-foot statues of themselves on fire the king’s first commission was to mine the hardest substance mithra which i am doing in an armor made of mushrooms you

May not like it but this is peak male performance i need 300 000 heart of mountain xp for the mandible anyway why am i doing it here i also have to invent time travel and rig an election if this video gets an even amount of likes i’ll

Do it the next commission is to mine an even harder substance brick turns out mining is really easy if you’re facing the same direction as the wind does it make your pickaxe swing faster no actually it destroys the rock for you beaches are made from wind hitting mountains and breaking the rock into

Small pieces called sand can we stop worrying about climate change and start worrying about wind change apparently the true skill of bingo is getting low play time someone beat all of this with under seven hours of play time so i’m gonna beat that i’ve got four hours of

Current playtime and two out of twenty tasks complete not looking good now the king needs ice for his glass of coke so i’m tasked with murdering ice people for their faces i fought them and look at this amazing dodge how can i be so good and i’m going to do it again

When you think about it the king is kind of a dick my last job for the king is to rig an election i mean raffle i’ll come back to this when the raffle starts i need to make a quick 22 thousand coins for the act but i’m up ten thousand

Carats and seldom actually of dc seven percent of the time and so began the game of swapping lobbies hoping there would be carrots disconnecting checking if the raffles started farming carrots asking if the mandible has been found and selling carrots oh are there gonna be carrots or not there are i win what

Am i doing with my life and then dragoon sank into a deep emotionless state he could not enjoy anything anymore and that’s because he isn’t subscribed to dragoon regain your ability to feel emotion by subscribing after i got all 10 000 carats i had 5 hours playtime and

4 out of the 20 bingo points i may as well try to finish this line the next is burning in fire hello i’m leader of the campfire cult usually cults are a bit more subtle they don’t have cult in the name so i burned like two protons

Smashing into each other if i survive enough fire i will get a badge proving i’m part of the cold i never checked the motives of the person running this bingo challenge why does he want a cult badge what is he up to but i died i don’t have

Enough enchantments on my armor yet so i farmed wheat for a while leveled my minion to tier 7 and sold the seeds to get 130 000 coins i can buy the x from the viking but i need someone to cheer him up first he only sells murderous

Axes when he’s in a good mood could anyone be kind enough to cheer up this viking no you can ride my cowboy horse the viking is only in a good mood after witnessing a sensual fish star did i be looking at this is this allowed on the

Internet i got the axe i can one shot any monster no i’m still dying we will come back to that i promise for now it’s raffle time collecting raffle tickets from the ground is so peaceful reminds me of the days i lived a healthy lifestyle cowboying isn’t too much

Different really instead of riding bicycles and eating kale you ride horses and eat horses and the winner is why are they playing the dragon sound when someone wins why is this following me around i win of course i do this is my dragon sound get rekt that’s eight tasks

Done for the king another bingo point when you start getting five in a row the points really start stacking up i can smell the spring boots i went back to hurting myself for views and got the cultist badge another bingo point and proof that i will follow any authority

That tells me what to do i farmed zombies until it was combat level 12 so i can enter the end the true beginning of this challenge and to men you’re lucky i don’t have my whip on me imagine someone trying to look cool while cracking a whip and then they

Accidentally let go of the whip they don’t look cool and i’m taking my disappointment out on you after 100 hits in the face he finally died although i am lagging slightly just a little i am really behind now so much lag is this me in the past i’ve lagged back to the big

Bang i’m lagging so much i’m about to find out what happened before the big bang everything went black the next day i woke up i do that every day but today i had a new sense of purpose i made the enderman minion to collect the pearls

The next point will be fishing i need 30 sea creature chance which i thought i’d get by fishing for angler armor but there is a group of bingo trihards that found a better way there is a sheep named chicken that will give you extra sea creature chance sometimes you don’t

Question what works next point is 25 fairy souls so i stole time to and make him find him for me but any footage he makes is instantly deleted that explains a lot so i had to do it myself but that isn’t interesting to watch almost everything i do in this game is i’ll

Spend 30 minutes farming week and then instead of talking about that tell you that cowboys were replaced by the telegraph horse travel information wasn’t needed anymore your iphone is a cowboy’s greatest weakness i found your sister’s soul tasty what nothing i’m almost at seven hours playtime next it’s

All about speed complete this race in under 32 seconds i can’t do that i’ll come back later to this i promise the titanic experience bottle made of 153 000 lapis lazuli and three sands the mining expedition required is immense unless you’re a bad boy there is a

Tricky way to complete this task get a titanic experience potion on your main account it’s easy you can just buy it bingo is only hard because you have to start all over again and can’t buy anything so on your main profile you stand at the spawn and teleport straight

Up with aspect to the end then throw the potion while your midair quickly swap accounts back to your bingo account and have a friend warp you back into the lobby so it lands on your bingo character you have completed the bingo talk wait it didn’t work i know i

Shouldn’t make friends or trust other human beings that’s why i made a second account to warp myself back in i am watching myself to play minecraft with myself if you think that’s sad remember that you’re watching me watching myself play minecraft with myself i tried the

Trick but i was too late this time i failed because i forgot to click the apple to change profiles right click to teleport upwards press two to splash then press t off arrow enter click apple alt tab enter okay easy wait minion i will capture you can’t stop me come on i

Think i did it perfectly but i disconnected come on hypixel wait apparently disconnecting is my fault wait it worked if we look at the footage there is a single frame where i was walked in before i disconnected the potion must have splashed at that same moment holy [ __ ] the next challenge i

Can choose to summon the spider boss i can place the boss on my mane then swap over before it finishes spawning i don’t know if this is legal or if i should be recording this strat am i gonna get banned i’m actually on fake pixel i’d never do this really

Everyone does this oh this happened crazier what happened why is this sound even more insane now the bingo chart is looking amazing now this is what happens when you stop living a healthy lifestyle and focus on minecraft i went on a fashion tour and completed another

Challenge and now back to the spider den for the relics i got eight last time now that i have ender pearls i can get to the smaller places here the real test begins here the real deaths begin sometimes the spiders block the ender pearls mid-air and i teleport directly to them now it’s

Raining slimes i can never escape imagine skydiving but it was this slow you’d have to dodge birds i’m taking a small break but we will get back to this i promise see there is a corner club i wanted to join people group up and splash potions that make us stronger

They are untested potions that may have lifelong effects but uh i die every three minutes so that doesn’t really matter one challenge is to get 200 strengths that these potions gives 100 and my ex gives 50. i’m close but i need better armor luckily for me slamdotscam.com also sells steroids the

Potions also gave me extra movement speed so i can finish the races quickly now if i beat this race in another 32 seconds i’ll get a talisman i put the music on for when i want to go fast get a popular song and then eurobeat remix I did it in under 32 seconds good now do it in another 32 seconds excuse me so i put on my even faster music sonic music eurobeat remix i’m going too fast i’m reaching light speed look out i’m going so fast time is reversing i’m going to find out what

Happened before the great yeehaw well that’s interesting i did it race complete wolf poor one time for the next race this time it’s in the end and the winner gets technoblade’s foot i have to do it in under 48 seconds what song could possibly make me go faster

Sometimes less is more this time i need relaxing music and listen to september by earth wind and fire eurobeat remix I’ll play all three zombies at once come on i’m going a third leg to run faster i did it that is 16 out of 17 talismans the final one comes back to poisonous potatoes i murdered zombies for potatoes although is it really murder if they’re zombies they’re already dead i got nine

Poisonous potatoes leveled my potato collection and crafted the vaccine talisman you may not believe it but i only have four bingo challenges left i might actually finish a series i might complete something i committed to but to find out you have to wait until the end

Or just skip until the end and don’t watch the other part it’s right there i’ve even time stamped it for you you don’t have to watch the rest go on bye okay hopefully all the weak links left because in this next part i downloaded a hack client to tell me where the relics

Are and i don’t want them seeing this and reporting me i have set waypoints at all of the relics so they’re easy to find i can do this i will get every bingo point i will get this bread i disconnected hi pixel [ __ ] actually it’s down for everyone this

Time i really feel included with skyblock down i could use this time to start living my healthy lifestyle again or i could start a typewriter conspiracy theory comment which you think i did once they banned all the hackers except me skybox was opened once again so i

Could feed arachnids if i turn my night vision goggles on i can tell there is a secret section up here hell yeah i did this for a long time and i don’t really want to talk about it it was torture after 12 hours and 37 minutes play time

I found the last one and i got 11 more bingo points when did my play team get to 12 hours that’s interesting i forgot time existed for a while there the next challenge to kill ten endermen in eight seconds i have tried and failed this but

I have a new plan to run really really fast listening to my music they’re all in a circle i can pick them off one by one damn it i’m dying i have to be careful i couldn’t do it faster i would have died time for an upgrade mushroom

Armor is good but a better thing to wear is ice do you ever get too hot while fighting why not wear a solid block of ice on your face the low low price of farming ice walkers until you get lucky after 10 minutes our costumer dragoon managed to get the leggings after only

Another five minutes he got another pair of leggings then once he had killed 600 ice walkers he got another pair of leggings he slowly went insane and started shouting that it was worse than getting emeralds he adopted a third-person salesman persona because he doesn’t want to talk about the

Experience candidly after 990 ice walker kills he got the boots and he was done with half of the set the ice helmet isn’t that important anyway hey guys i’m back and i got some better armor i’m gonna try and kill my enderman i gathered them again and died really

Quickly this time the asama didn’t help i hate bingo i went to sleep after that the next morning i’m sure you can get i woke up and i’m back in the corner and this time we are entering the world of the unknown see this this is what came

Before everything this was first now time to get scientific to achieve victory against the enemy we need to do research if we analyze the physiology of the enderman we see that they don’t have any knees they can’t bend their legs meaning they can’t jump so if i stand

Above them they can never reach me unless they use those long arms but i’m sure they won’t do that for no good reason i have gathered a bunch of easy to kill endermen ready to get the challenge done i forgot i had to share this planet with other people i have

Once again gathered them and removed external factors i got them all low health before beginning then accidentally killed one and started going like crazy begging that i had ten endermen here i killed the last one and i did it i also collected ten thousand ender pearls while doing it which leaves

One final challenge obtain any tier 11 minion Wheat more like dead beet after 15 hours of playtime i’ve done it time to buy my spring boots requires bingo rank one i have to use my bingo points to buy a rank so that then i can buy the boots but i only have enough for

Either one well see you in a month for bingo part two