Insane Encounter in First Minecraft Village – Ep. 2

What the [ __ ] is going on there’s something about loading up Minecraft watching the sunset and hoping you can avoid creepers all night so that you can spend another day building your Empire Minecraft’s one of those games where you will sink so much time into you’ll not notice time passing at all

Welcome to another episode of confused man playing Minecraft good to have you on Board this guy just won’t bro what are you doing what is your goal hello is he drining put of his misy chat cuz I’m a nice guy nice guy ad him so I’m thinking right I’m thinking a little through this gate down here steps down there

Yeah and then around to the left little bit of a hole not too not too far down I don’t want it to be too far down you know what I mean maybe like four or five blocks what are we right what are we right now okay we’re like one two like five blocks

Down this is this is good this is good this is good so now we’re going to build I’m why is there light am I not underneath my home yet oh I am okay so this is where it’s going to be we’ve already got a decent amount of area

Built out so I’m going to go about 10 blocks this way and then come back make a big Square I’m going to need more tools cuz this I’m just this is not going to be enough I also want to upgrade what the house actually looks like cuz it’s not exactly what I wanted

To look like the wood just the wood ain’t the wood ain’t wooden for me if you know what I mean like I said the last one I’m a bot okay I am an absolute bot but I would love some help during the game so if you’ve got any tips

You’re watching me right now and you see me doing something that’s just absolutely tragic do let me know okay cuz this is what this is about this is about me playing a game that I don’t play and learning and I want you to help me okay

I want you to help me and I also stream on Twitch I’ve never streamed this on Twitch but I don’t know I don’t know if I continue to play this and continue to keep liking it I feel like I probably will play this on on Twitch at some

Stage okay let’s get start getting this hammered out I was to go on an adventure yeah pack my bags and hit the road how do I how do I get back you know what I mean like am I able to build can I build

A compass like what do I need to do that how do I build a compass guys is there a way I can do that this is the sort of [ __ ] I need you guys with me [ __ ] Che leading me on so this is the height it’s

Going to be I’m going to keep by this height get rid of the stone like this don’t need another spoon CH I feel like I should make a box where I have like keep all my tools in bro my boxes are just not it at the minute they’re just

Not okay got load of spoons let’s go load of spoons chat I don’t want to make it look stupid big so maybe like one more block back each and then we’re going to stop here I want to have like I have a vision off like a like a huge

Sauna type looking thing with a big long L liver pool what swimming pool get that down there boom is that going to look different to the rest of the room it is okay so this is actually the floor believe it or not this is going to be

The floor but not the floor the floor Bel beneath the floor I’m going to cover it in Birch planks [ __ ] is happening is that that guy back in my pill again okay here we go that’s not big enough at all not piing off at all Jesus Christ okay it’s going to take a Bit hey by the way guys I hope everybody had a good Christmas I don’t know about you right I live in the UK I live in Northern Ireland it is [ __ ] crazing I’d see anyone who cannot remember being this cold in like recent history like

Recent years it is so cold at the minute like nearly unbearable so like what is the temperature like for where you are like where you guys are at does anybody have snow and you guys get the old white stuff did I make ax or pickaxes when I

Was up there I’m a turkey chat [ __ ] wooden one bro these are going to have to be replace bro I I can’t I can’t I can’t work at this rate I can’t work like this chat don’t do it so all we need to do is funnel water water into here right so

I’m I’m I’m pretty sure that if I chop this way for long enough I’ll eventually H water oh no is it that time of the evening we’re all the [ __ ] weird was come out bro get the [ __ ] get the [ __ ] and get back down there and put some stuff in

There put that put the quick move boom boom what the hell’s raw mut I feel like I need to organize my stuff more and I know some people are probably watching me think like the OCD levels are through the [ __ ] roof I apologize I do apologize so oh God the water is deeper

Than what I thought it was is there any way I can make like a bucket or something what would we need to make a bucket chat metal okay so that means I me they’re going to need to dig further down for the swimming pool so that the

Water can flow in but like how I don’t think it’s actually that much is it like I’m already like 6 down maybe if I just you know what I don’t think it take that much we going to try oh no what was That what the [ __ ] is that noise Brother I still think we’re going to need a bucket chat cuz like I don’t think it’s it’s it’s not going to flow enough if you get me like I’m still going to need to get more water in I Assume oh here we go you see what I mean see what I mean it only flows to there what if I what if I go out and what if I remove more of these come [Applause] on It’s still lad enough is it still isin’t enough so what if I go uh what if I take these Away all right so we’ve got water in will I just take all this away is it going to fill up though so what if I was to do this oh [ __ ] okay all right operation bucket it is chat we tried we tried so I’m going to

Need iron I need iron to get a bucket iron would be in caves right is that iron that’s cool is it that’s cool that’s copper I’m pretty sure okay that that was cool definitely okay all right so let’s start mining mine got to be careful though don’t we

What was that I’ve got a funny feeling that was iron gravel I’m pretty sure there was a keave of this way somewhere whenever we were on our Journeys would have been cool to get the water from the sea though and make like a waterfall into the the area wouldn’t

It God damn okay I’m starting to think at this point maybe should have just went to the cave that I where I know is cuz this doesn’t look like it’s going anywhere does it [ __ ] oh [ __ ] there’s a bee up there oh I can get maybe honey for

Stuff okay I’m just going to go over to this little island and see what’s going on over here cuz I genuinely all the time I’ve played this I have not left that one corner I have no yo no [ __ ] way bro I find a village don’t believe

It what the [ __ ] is on on over here then who’s this hello why is he large I don’t think I should hit anybody here this is not my Village this is weird Bro they’re farming bro oh sorry boys my bad my bad my bad I’m I’m new here I didn’t realize sorry any you guys got iron okay so maybe I can go into one of their what is this it’s a brewing stand huh what is the all any of these guys says

Iron got a couple furnaces over there this guy’s got like an outdoor type [ __ ] Barbecue Hut oh my God it’s a turtle oh my God am I is am I technically stealing well I am but like is am I allowed seems wrong bro it seems so wrong but [ __ ]

It you know what I mean the [ __ ] are you doing bro we always trying to trade this Weir these weird pieces of stone I don’t know what the [ __ ] they are bro guys what are they traing there always seems to be a green stone hello brother you got any

Iron in here what’s up here no all right nice well they didn’t have what I wanted but that is a large Turtle can I get on it all right well there’s no iron but we did find a village which is a dub we find our first Village

Sweet if I keep the thing about with the our house is kind of cool right not because of how the way it looks it’s because it’s easy access I can almost see it from everywhere where the [ __ ] oh here we go so no matter what if I just

Stay along the shoreline of this whole entire area I know it’s there you know what I mean and I know the sunrises over there what is that I’m quite scared right now I can’t lie I don’t know why I just feel like there’s a big [ __ ] Minecraft shark about to [ __ ]

Eat my ass what excuse me what the I don’t like I see can I see my house from here then oh yeah we can you know what let’s go over here this looks more like a place where mine could be that looks like it’s covered in snow

Over there let’s not do that let’s go over here there’s a couple Dolphins nice Jesus bro this [ __ ] game’s got at all i f like I could hear something rumble on there did I a I need to find iron what is that red thing over there we need iron need a pocket that’s

How we’re going to fish weing pill and that is the goal get iron get a bucket get water and I got to say it cuz this is what YouTubers do bro is it if you’re enjoying the vid I’d appreciate a like on the video and a sub

And all the good [ __ ] but most of all I hope you are enjoying it what is this is there something I can build that lets me go under water and not die I don’t know what that is I’m about to die I’m about to die I’m about to die

Jesus Christ what is that red thing I’m trying to think what color iron would be because coal is like a it’s going to be in in like Stone isn’t it it’s going to be in stone maybe it’s not maybe it’s its own color like dark color iron cuz

It’s a metal isn’t it oh [ __ ] we got caves bro we got some big boy caves too hello God of course what the [ __ ] what is that what is going on what is all this [ __ ] golden leggings excuse me gold nugget Golden Axe guys if I just found

Like [ __ ] a jackpot just AR not good I’m taking everything I’m taking [ __ ] everything bro if it means leaving all my [ __ ] behind take it all you can take all my dirt you can take some [ __ ] bait root you can take a bread bait root give me your nuggets Flint Flint did I

Find like a good spot or something is that what’s happened here can I put them on I can’t bro look at my trousers chat look at me balling nice and a golden axe too what the [ __ ] is that guys where am I what is this this seems like a magic

Place or something now brother you’re out in daytime why are you out in the daytime oh it’s actually give me what the [ __ ] was that is this gold is this lava going to flow toward me well I think we go down I think we go down we

Got to go down so I’m assuming that’s some sort of little [ __ ] high loot area or whatever right okay we can do this come on down we go just one step at a time Adam damond go there you go nice nice what the [ __ ] is going on I’m well under risk at

All not quite yet though wait is there any way I get down here safe oh my God there’s no way I’m getting down there bro what if I go down in the waterfall is that a thing can you do that I’m about to regret this aren’t

What is this why can’t I hit this I’m so sorry future Adam I’m so sorry oh my God it’s working it’s working it’s working but I’m going to Dr it’s working I’m a genius oh here come the boys with the arrows chat what’s that over there is he Hing up

Oh [ __ ] here we go party Time [ __ ] you bro [ __ ] you [ __ ] you [ __ ] you all look it’s a [ __ ] glowin the- dark Octopus Boys chill I’m going to [ __ ] you up bro I swear I’ve had enough you park we need to get some we need to get some food on board get the health back Up all right so we need to definitely should have brought uh more light down here shouldn’t it go on fall okay he smart like okay I feel like over there is probably a good shot I need to get what’s this what the was that no no no what is that

I don’t know what that is n [ __ ] him [ __ ] it [ __ ] this get me out get me home ow what is that what is It I’m done I’m done I’m no I’m I’m finished I’m finished I don’t need it but I don’t need I don’t need I don’t need I don’t need a swim bro I’m I’m okay with what I I’m okay with what I got what the [ __ ] I bro in the first

Episode I said I saw slander man that’s who I seen in the forest bro this is not the way I oh [ __ ] this not the way I came in is it oh God I hope I’m not going to get lost feel like [ __ ] froo leaving the shower

Chat okay we’re all right we’re we’re okay we’re okay we’re okay know we am that’s our house L up like a [ __ ] Christmas tree over there is it or maybe that’s the village but either way our house is in that in that direction isn’t it okay I feel like

Maybe we just do this closer to home why is it lighting up over there what’s going on over here there’s a Scary World out here bro I don’t know about you this Minecraft there is not friendly the [ __ ] oh it’s the lava what’s up there there’s like four boxes or some [ __ ]

Oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh no oh no Run please a b that cave down there that looks like it could be decent too doesn’t it there’s [ __ ] four of these guys okay I got too much [ __ ] again bro my inventory management just a

It uh Flint what can we get red off here what can we get red off um beet R seeds get rid of that rotten flesh why I got nine pieces of rotten flesh flash you know what I mean Iron Ingot okay I think I need iron ingot into a furnace um it does

Show glass bottle that might that might work I feel like we need to just get more iron at a minute iron and come to Daddy this is the thing like you could just you could just always be one block away from oh for the love of [ __ ] from

Ruining your cave is what what I wasn’t going to say but you’re always one block away from finding what you need I feel in this case I if I suppos to stop now and give up it could be ironing right behind these walls but at least we know

We don’t have to go that deep to find the [ __ ] you know literally find it here CH okay let’s get back to the boat head home what the [ __ ] is this Turtle doing brother should I kill it I feel like I should have done that I

Feel like that’s a a real decade of doing that actually to be honest okay we got some wait did I get iron ingot too just raw iron okay no no Ingot feel like ingot in real life is what you use to make stuff with but you got to melt raw

Iron into Ingot so maybe I do that in the furnace okay so I’m going to obviously I need to fix this this is absolutely travesty here a minute what is this that’s completely filled so how do I let’s put the raw iron in there let it cook I’m going to

Need coal for that I reckon what does Flint do please make ingots please make more than one Ingot made one great I’m getting new recipes oh I can make iron like actual [ __ ] made of iron not sh not iron [ __ ] that would be weird but like swords and stuff or I can

Make flint and steel flinton steel what am I doing that’s fire isn’t it it’s literally how you make fire is it or my am I tripping oh it is oh that’s dangerous oh I do not trust myself with that bro why did I just feel like I hear

Jungle drums right there what the [ __ ] uh okay I’ve got my iron ingot did I just use iron ingot for the well I’ve only got one okay where is it all right either way I’m going to need more I don’t know what the [ __ ] going on

Inside my building right now but I do not want to wait I can make more okay bucket we can make a bucket I don’t believe it we can make a [ __ ] bucket we’ve we’ve made it the pull is coming ladies and gentlemen it said I got to put I got to

Put listen Okay let me let me c let me cook let me cook let me quick what is all this one no wait take boom take half boom pocket and then what I’m a Minecraft Master chat what the hell are you doing brother you’re not mine make

Me milk I don’t I don’t sometimes this game scares me chat and I’m as a grown man I’m I don’t care I’ll die on this hill bro I’ll die on this hill this game of scary there I said it whatever what are you going to do okay imagine this didn’t Work um why is it not working why am I not getting bucket Water BR why is the [ __ ] Buck not working is it because it’s not but do I need to actually go to like a level body of water to to use it oh thank God what the [ __ ] is this place H what is happening here [ __ ] move yourself brother get

Off my property that’s so op that’s [ __ ] speed bro oh my oh my God it’s great it’s beautiful CH it’s everything I ever wanted in my whole life is isn’t there a quicker way I can get up here should I just should I just cheat right now guys

And just kind of like build up from here well guys don’t ruin it don’t ruin it how are you inside you’re not allowed in here you’re not allowed get away he’s coming in I don’t [ __ ] believe it drawing [ __ ] drawing [ __ ] come on [ __ ] you bro coming in here thinking you’re

Someone I’m going to have to I feel like I need to make sure it’s actual even I mean I don’t want I don’t want customers coming to the swim cuz that’s a it’s going to be a public gler Center ladies and gent this no I didn’t let anybody

Know that yet but now now you know okay you know what I mean I’m making money with this you ain’t going building this for them there we go need to get it filled up every all the way around like that all right there we go couple more at the

Corners and in the middle and we are good to go we’ve got our we’ve got our house built we’ve got our pool I’m thinking a farm can I can I do that can I just collect water from here now this is a river no Farm we’re going build crops we

Can build sort of like all different Flor beds and [ __ ] grow food cuz I was I was was sealing back after my Adventures there I’ve seen a couple of little farming areas in the village too obviously with the two guys working away and like this is a good little spot for

It you know I’ll Farm here get this Level D get it Level Playing boom and boom and over here need to fix need to fix this house up a little bit but I can do little things like that off stream you know I don’t want to I don’t want

You guys have to be watching the [ __ ] you know stupid like like that so this is taking longer than I thought it was going to do what the [ __ ] brother the pool is not any [ __ ] oh he can stay the [ __ ] away bro are they come okay here we go [ __ ] get

Away how he not drowning we’re whing a zombie swim don’t you [ __ ] Ru my night you will ruin my night Mr creepe don’t do it you’re better than this I’m going to have to start eating guys I’m going to need to a going need eat my my health is not

Great get that in me get some more bread where’s my bucket it’s finished now I need to replace these walls with stone cuz that didn’t that is not a Vibe looking at that nice I need to replace these pieces just like that uh where’s my torches put that there all

Right great progress ladies and gentlemen progress is my friend bro come if I find a gold [ __ ] axe bro this is Unbelievable all right one more wall to go I do need I do need an actual official way in night of this place you know it’s just not like I need an actual way in and way out not just a random old [ __ ] Grass Hill Grass steps need a staircase in that leads

Directly into the Home I got to do the rift don’t they I can’t be I can’t be having a Mucky Rift oh those [ __ ] St everywhere my gold what’s that my Golden Spoon no way bro of an Al in it did not last as long as I thought it would anyway this place has turned from

Looking all right to a [ __ ] mess just when you think you’re finished eh anyway here we go here’s the final walls so satisfying I don’t know it’s just something about the little [ __ ] blocks getting put down in the position that do something my brain my brain likes it GG’s everyone already

Jesus I’m not going to have enough AR I I’m going to need like going oh there we go 64 more blocks [ __ ] beautiful there we go it’s time we have done it ladies and gentlemen there we go Bop should we do one lap yeah go

Ahead oh my God CH I it’s not even [ __ ] deeper enough for me to swim in it’s for it’s a kids pull okay it’s for the kids everyone just relax can I build a crafting table I’m down here to build some steps out of here sure can

Brother what if I make it like fancy and do this boom boom no no get that off get that I’m about to be sick about to be sick put that here like a little you know one of those so I can go here boom boom am I ruining

It am I ruin it I was going to build like up up there you know what no I don’t think I’m ruing I’m going put more down there okay do the same here trust the process you know it’s one of them it’s one of the I feel like Minecraft is a

Game like that isn’t it it’s like it’s a huge trust the progress type game okay yeah I know what I’m doing I’m actually I don’t know why I’m building double St stairs here let’s not do that OCD is not liking this but it’s also not going to

Like it up here either I feel like I’m going to yeah that up here is going anyway up here is going to get changed anyway so let’s uh let put that down and get rid of that getting changed to like here all Cobblestone all right look got new Stoners God damn okay

So get rid of this get rid of this one K I need to get the out of my face brother before I do you in what the [ __ ] no no no no no no no no don’t do this don’t do this don’t say this oh there we go nice all right so straight

Up and that’s all right flatten this area out and get some dirt put down this does go to Grass eventually doesn’t it okay so I’m hoping this all turns to Grass event let me get rid of this cuz it’s most CDs not liking this at the

Minute I feel like we’ve been kind of blast where we’ve spawned Because it feels like I’m right on the ocean which is great because you get to have Water oh it could have been a lot worse holy [ __ ] why was he even why is he even out prick I don’t [ __ ] believe i’ have just witnessed Jesus Christ and just like that they can all be gone cuz of a couple of psychopath around these

[ __ ] Parts you know what I mean how did he get in how are these guys getting in though and just as soon as I say said I feel like I’m blast I get [ __ ] blown up the cheek the audacity so this part of the video is just me [ __ ] satisfying my

CD you were better than this brother I knew you growing up now look at you scumbag [ __ ] you bro hope you’re rot in hell so I’ve got a sapling right Oaks this means I can plant Uh have I just been attacked by a [ __ ] Eagle what is that I just don’t know what the what’s what the what the what all right guys you know what this is where I’m ending this episode I was going to end it after a sort of that OCD

Stuff out there with the farm the next plan of attacking the next video is to build a farm or try to but this is where I need you guys to help me if you want to give me some tips on how I could maybe start doing that but anyway guys I

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