Insane Ender Dragon Battle – Epic Falafel Life Hack

What kind of bones are they skeleton bones yeah I’ll cast uh fourth level healing Ward on him yeah maybe I will toss toss the D4 off my shoulder there how much health is that um that is 4 7 8 9 14 all right you healed 14 hit points and you’re stabilized all

Right that’s uh think thank thank thank is he is he dead yet I look around he resurrected you just so you can die with all all of us together I’m gonna recommend we do a tiny Hut and sleep this off well first I’m going to check out this sword and

This pedestal whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa who got the killing blow first I’m G to check out this there’s I can’t use it I think Peter with the killing blow deserves a chance to get the sword the killing blow only only allows you to search the guy that

You dropped no I I I vote that eer gets this is checking out the platform for traps and whatnot you you should not have an opportunity to get that does anybody have identify I do well let’s at least see what’s there because this could just be a pretend

Sword hang on let me make sure I can actually do it um we haven’t taken a long we haven’t taken a long rest since since I did it so can you do it as a ritual though um I can is is there a ritual version of it yeah there is a

Ritual version of identify only if you’re an art officer though is it okay if I was an art officer yes I could but no I did then why don’t take the long rest now it’ll still be there then we yeah the sword will still be there yeah I searched the pedestal for traps

Do you want me to roll or not sure investigation that is a dirty 21 there are no traps all right what is on the pedestal or what what is it exactly a rather large ominous looking sword yes okay does it have an Eye of

Ender on it per chance or an eye one of these magic eyes on it it has a glowing orb in the center of it could be an could just be a gem it’s like a like a two-handed sword yes great sword then tur is not interested at all is there

Anything else on it no just a pedestal okay or just a sword on the pedestal all right and it is a pedestal it’s not a tomb or anything like that all right well tur’s not interested anymore he’ll go start looting the bodies did the big dude drop anything I

Doubt it yeah I doubt it too since he crumbled into dust his skeleton dud well Skeleton Man skeleton he did drop his armor earlier so true that should be laying around hey wait a minute can anybody benefit from armor um all right let me get in there

Before you cast it and then this is gonna be the tiny Hut tur you might want to come down up to the ceiling it’s a dome it’s a tiny Hut it’s a dome so there you go good job tiny Hut okay uh long rest um we’ve got this

Giant sword here uh can you walk in and out of that I yes if you let him once it’s been cast people who are in it can come and go as they please but people who were outside it already can’t get in is is the way it’s is rules as

Written yeah can freely move okay all the creatures nope okay I look behind me I reach down this is really big sword uh I prefer something a little smaller generally I’m gonna pick this up all right good to know I me one moment that to find the

Actual thing there we go it’s magical of some sort but because you can’t identify it currently you don’t know what it is MH okay I his armor is this skeleton’s armor is also on the ground right here inside the plate or does anyone want to

Take that what kind of armor is it do you have identifying no no I mean like what style of armor is it um it looks um it’s plate metal with interlocking metal plates yeah it’s it looks somewhat um unsafe we say it’s very it’s very pointy well plate is not going to help

My stealth any so though with a plus 13 it’s not might not actually be that bad but I don’t have Proficiency in it so maybe we should uh take it and sell it I mean if you want to Lug it around with you looks pretty heavy to me I don’t really

Know if I’ve got room for it what would this big sword that I’m carrying does it at least look valuable yes yeah what the criar is a ranger right yes yeah so he’s not proficient in plate either or in heavy no is anybody proficient in heavy armor I can use

Heavy armor but my um strength of 10 I think might yeah I think you 13 yeah well then if you want take it with you and then we can sell it somewhere if we run into any more of those uh wardens we could just start dropping pieces and making loud sounds with

It all right let’s take a long rest and end it here while I will identify everything next round long yes we’ll Identify some things anyway well I only have one identified rest so it’ll be one thing we identify a few days here buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo

Buffalo buffalo this is true that was a complete sentence too who just laughed like a six-year-old I did my my kid came up tickled my neck you have a goat a a goat my six-year-old kid is a goat my kid not my six-year-old who said six you said six my

15-year-old wow those are not even close those aren’t even close you said six no you said six yes Auntie said who just laugh like a six-year-old and that’s what stuck in my head yes you did no I didn’t then who said six-year-old no one said six yes they

Did well there’s two people recording right now go back and check the we’ll go back yeah go back all right so tur will uh use his uh his a telekinesis ring and pull a rock over so we can do the the Captain Morgan’s pose back into my pack as you’re doing

This gentlemen gentlemen gather around it’s uh it’s that time again it’s very important do I have a word with you you may not always have a comfortable life and you will not always be able to solve all of the world’s problems at once but don’t ever underestimate the importance

You can have because history has shown us that courage can be contagious and hope can take on a life of its own it’s a Phil it’s a Phil it’s a philos phos ophy of Life a practice if you do this something will change what will change

Is that you will change your life will change and if you can change you you can perhaps change the world and that is worth 10 hit points 10 temporary hit points save the che huh save the world yeah Phil philosophy this is D and D it’s there’s no philosophers there’s philosophers

There’s Phil philosoph philosophers not not philosophers philosophers okay stare at the stick I make some torches you stare at a stick and then I make torches so I can get rid of the stick I’ll I’ll do some like fancy hand waving and then the tiny Dome will

Disappear can you make tur disappear too oh you know what you know how many times I wish I could have done that unfortunately canot well perhaps if you keep practicing actually if if i m i you know what tur skilled enough he’s going to go and I I could make him

Disappear 26 that’s pretty good it’s pretty good good can we get rid of it’s not not it’s not uh completely invisible but you know it’s not the best he’s hidden and while he’s hidden he’s going to go check out that platform platform that we already checked out did we I can’t remember

Um um it’s better than in you yes that would hurt I toss 10 Vines and 10 Bones on the ground okay if anybody no uses Vines anymore if anybody wants vines or bones they can have them no thank you cckar you want those bones maybe little kind of

Tasty what kind of bones are they skeleton bones humanoid SK D bones human bones I’ll take them guys have we have we explor these sarcophagus yet uh we opened one there’s nothing in it ah okay well they’re not pots Haron calm down okay um I would

Like to investigate I was just about to do that this one over here um I will roll for investigation that would be a four you think there might be something in the bottom but you’re too short to see inside oh okay well it’s empty oh well nothing to see guys move on I’m

Gonna I’m going to start making my way out of here hey wait a minute we got some business to take care of a what yeah I’ve got um um well first off does anybody here we don’t want your Vines no not not not the vines I want to know if you want

These berries and strings berries and strings no where do we get the berries from again berry bushes these are old berries I’m throwing them out along with the three strings oh yeah I mean if you’re just throwing them away I will take your berries and strings three berries and three strings

Okay tur are you laughing oh right tur was definitely laughing about Haron Harmon makes up a tune in his head berries and strings and strings I got a full berries and strings I was asking if anyone has mending I a roll performance Peter are you giving away a twig as well

No I used used stick to make torches ohion not performance okay who are you persuading to do what 17 that’s a performance check a decent performance it’s pretty to listen to his yeah there you go persuading you to listen to my performance in all honesty it was a pretty good

Performance uh I do not have mending if you had told me that before we slept maybe I could have but I do not now okay I I have I have mending oh you have mending I do um is is mending a can trip

Or it is a can trip yes H I have this broken um sword mm do I need to be here for the Broken Sword can can I leave well there is also an unbroken sword is it there are there is there is an un there is a magical

Sword uh but there is also an a n a normal Scimitar that I have which has been broken for a while I can’t restore the magic but I can a magic item okay well hand it here I shall fix it for you I hand him my

Simitar in pieces all right I hold it and I begin a little random tune all right now hand it back it’s fixed okay then I hand him another sword wait no this one can you identify an object without touching it um do not believe um I can identify you for without touching

You I don’t do I have the identify spell I thought I did didn’t I identify something before you I believe you did can you do it as a ritual um oh no that was sorry that was my artifice another campaign wow so I want to say you did identify something at

Some point um let’s see identify magic initiate Bard you can learn two cans your choice you learn one first level and the same list cast so it’s not listed in my yes it is yes it is I can do it once per long wrist okay it’s a level it’s a first level

Spell um I’m I’m looking here you touch one you touch one object