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Miror armor so he can’t be uh intimidated but that’s not super useful uh and yeah he has some he has taunt to like make it so people have to attack and then just Iron Head Brave Bird just so he can actually attack things himself then we got Arcanine the who’s

Called hot dog uh Arcanine has safety goggles so he can’t be like hit by stuff that affects his eyes or whatever but he but it means he doesn’t take Sandstorm damage which is important cuz you know Tyranitar um and also powders and spores won’t hurt it so there’s a lot of like

Sleep powder and Spore going around the ladder probably so he’s like immune to that um doggles yes he has doggles uh and he has the ability intimidate so when he enters battle he reduces the attack of the opponents which is like super useful everyone is using attacking

Pokemon right now uh and then he’s he’s a tanky boy he’s got Max Health a lot of defense and special defense and a bit of speed just so he’s like relatively speedy and then he’s got willowwisp to burn the opposing Pokémons which makes their attack

Worse um he has SN to like um lower special attacking and he also has extreme speed and flare blit just so he can attack uh and then there’s Pinchy or Chomp Chomp I think his name is in Japanese um yeah Scizor has uh has a

Life orb he does a a lot more damage Sizzle is just a damage dealer he’s just there to punch things and yeah he just punches things and they die that’s the plan with Scizor but because he’s a steel oh yeah and Scizor being a Steel type and corvite being a

Steel type means they don’t get hurt by Sandstorm oh hey thanks so that’s why just resubscribed for 12 month is and kill them it’s not a very complex plan but it’s a plan nonetheless all right there we go in you can’t see the top one but this camera placement is the best what

Am I using here so they have a bunch of psychic ice I think I just go the General Normal lead of Tyranitar Garchomp that’s its name and do I want RM not really do I want corven knite not super a lot in fact I I want

To go lead corvite with G Chomp in the back and then I kind of want Scizor actually yeah okay so the format for Pokémon you get six Pokémon which is the normal amount but you can only pick four of them and then it’s a double battle so it’s two versus

Two oo Flames that’s how you know it’s ranked all right let’s do this my first ranked match let’s go all right it’s okay so he’s got I’ll turn the game down down a little so he’s got Obama snow which makes it snow but then I have a Tyranitar which makes Sandstorm and my

Tyranitar is slower so the so the sandstorm takes precedence the golden hingo I’m not sure what’s he’s going to do I’m going to terize into a fairy and then go for a I’m going to go for a fire punch on a snow not going to terize or anything and then go for a

Tailwind with coronate okay make it rain what the hell is that ah but he triggered my weakness policy on Tyranitar so my Tyranitar has an item that when he gets hit by a super effective move he becomes like way stronger yeah so Tyranitar’s strong now why did he use Aurora Veil it’s not

Snowing oh my God my opponent is throwing okay well Tyranitar is going to [ __ ] murder this guy now okay okay it’s a strong start when you just insta kill one of his Pokémon after that Pokemon does nothing H okay what else do they got kite’s kind of done his job now there’s

Arcanine okay so he’s going to intimidate so this is what arcanine’s used for has the ability intimidate which lowers both of my Pokémon’s attack stats except coronate for reasons um let’s go for a crunch onto golden hingo and we’ll just like we’ll taunt the Arcanine cuz I reckon the arcanine’s

Going to try to willowwisp me or something so I’ll use taunt which means he can only attack with attacks this should just one shot right yeah okay I feel like I’m not playing against the best opponents to start with maybe I don’t know oh it just went for flamethrower okay

O wow that was actually a lot of damage oh okay cuz it crit me I was going to say how the hell did Arcanine one shot me but he got a crit I it doesn’t matter I don’t think I think I still win oh it’s left over’s

Arcanine okay yeah is that the mid game crit I hope they fix the RNG all right well let’s get Garchomp in so my Garchomp is kind of a troll set it has bright powder and sand Veil so when there’s a sandstorm it’s like wow Rock okay I think I might just win here

Uh when it um when it’s when it’s Sandstorm Garchomp has like a only a 60% chance to be hit so he should just miss Garchomp half the time evasion abuser it’s not abusing it I’m I’m using it as intended oh he’s terizing okay yeah sorry I didn’t really explain what

Was happening I kind of just thrusted myself into the ranked matches but this is uh this is him changing his Pokémon’s type you can do this once a match so he made his Dragonite a Fairy Type instead of a flying dragon okay so Dragon C doesn’t do anything but rock

Slide should still do a lot oh did it Miss it missed Dragonite uh-oh okay oh I crit his Arcanine that’s good what’s the Dragonite going to do here Terror blast oh it has a fairy attack okay that’s all right oh into Dragon uh into Tyranitar interesting ooh

Okay well he only has one Pokemon left and I have two so we should be okay yeah so fairy was like really good against both of the Pokemon I had his problem is fairy is really bad against Sizzle so I’m about to win uh and we’ll just

Stomping tantrum that yeah cuz it’s not flying anymore I should just win yeah this should just kill right oh wow it lived well guard chump will kill it yeah there we go hooray actually wasn’t stopping tantrum double effective there cuz the last move failed or did it

Just miss I don’t know but anyway yeah so Pokémon Esports rank stuff is like very complicated I I make sand is the plan all right so I guess I need to win two games in beginner tier rank one so the tiers are from left to right you got

Beginner tier in white Poke Ball tier in red great ball in blue Ultra Ball in yellow and master in purple oh hey thanks Master is like just resubscribed for months what’s Max rank in League Challenger or diamond or whatever it’s like yeah bronze silver diamond gold Etc

That sort of stuff all right and yeah I’m using double battles cuz [ __ ] single battles it has water Veil so I can’t burn it okay oh there’s the other Pokemon I normally lose to as well is garle the top one the the Minecraft looking thing that thing’s like really good against all my

Pokémon okay that’s uh difficult then um he has two electric Pokémon as well and a slacking with the other thing oh Gods okay um who on my team has an ability they can’t copy no one right they can copy can they C copy levitate I don’t

Know ah [ __ ] I think they can copy all my abilities so the slacking is going to be a nightmare so I definitely want to have hot dog so we’re going to we’re going to lead hot dog I don’t think speed matters too much I don’t need

Tailwind I think I’m faster than all his Pokémon so we’ll have we’ll have Scizor and then we’ll take Tyranitar d uh GLE not GLE the other one yeah that one I think it’s a mistake to not take RM though uh we’ll see okay I definitely want to try to intimidate and burn

The the um what’s it called the slacking so so they have two annoying strats on their team that I might lose to here and they’re Japanese as well so I can’t tell what Pokemon they’re using all right slacking and the other finger so he’s going to so the thing on the left is

Going to use an ability to try to copy my abilities but if I extreme speed and bullet punch it I think it will die and it won’t be able to use doodle I think if it protects here I’m going to smash something so hopefully he doesn’t do

That you can’t even see the Pokemon on the left cuz Sizzle Too Tall but if he protects I’m going to be really mad okay okay I think I kill it what how did it use doodle wait what is bullet punch oh it learn intimidate no my attack stat

Wait is bullet punch not high enough priority or is it the same oh my God double intimidate is disgusting oh no I should not have I should have swapped okay yeah well I know it has prankster but like I thought I would be higher priority oh God it’s a disaster

It’s an unmitigated disaster slacking those Fire Punch all right well that’s bad um I think I lose I think I just lose on the spot okay well we’ll send in Tyranitar we have to burn the slacking I think so I’ll try to burn it but Arcanine might get taunted here um I

Could H I guess I just go for the rock slide I don’t really know what to do with Tyranitar I could have protected Tyranitar does slacking know a fighting move if it does I’m just going to lose on the spot maybe I should have protected

Slacking watch it okay I if I can burn the slacking all is not lost oh good God okay please burn don’t miss the willowwisp why did it go first oh dear okay I mean tanatar goes beast mode now oh it killed his own thing okay slacking is quite fast it doesn’t

Look fast does it okay all right well I got the weakness policy this Willow whisp is kind of pointless if I’m just going to actually kill him maybe maybe I should just attack oh no arcanine’s double intimidated isn’t it this might kill no yeah I know slacking BST is

Ridiculous yeah that’s the whole point right so so the slacking Pokemon on the on the right the thing that’s line down like this it’s a really really strong Pokemon but normally it can only attack every other turn but because because he gave he changed its ability it can attack every turn

I think I have to switch Arcanine out into Garchomp uh and then Tyranitar has to just rock slide again tanar should live right I think we just rock slide again yeah okay sounds broken well there’s a lot of strategies like this in there’s ways to counter them I just I thought I

Was going to counter it by killing the thing that changes his ability but I didn’t oh he used to protect interesting so rock slides isn’t going to hit slacking but it should still hurt the other thing a decent amount yeah okay Garchomp avoided his rock slide that’s all

Right is Garchomp faster than wait if I just double protect here hold up hold up hold up hold up if we double protect the thing I’m worried about the garle might use iron defense but if I double protect here his slacking should die to sand storm and

Burn cuz I just stole a turn here I hope the gun akle doesn’t use iron defense ice punch o that would have been bad Rock slides please use rock slide explosion oh my God I double protected the explosion oh my God absolutely predicted so his Pokemon just suicide

Bombs basically I double protected the explosion holy [ __ ] oh my God am I going to win this game dude oh man oh man I might actually win after that turn one holy cow all right all right all right all right I double protected because I was just

Waiting for the slacking to die to burn and sand um right I mean I just win fourheads right like I just yeah he just surrenders just resubscribed for 27 months Josh comfy that was a disgusting turn oh my God it I did not foresee the explosion if I hadn’t have double

Protected yeah that explosion would have killed both my Pokemon quite easily and then it would have been it would have been a very hurt Arcanine versus the other thing and I would not have won that oh man all right I wish I could see their reactions in a double protect yeah holy [ __ ]

Nice yeah if he just clicked iron defense he would have won yeah all right rank two I’m climbing the ladder and I’m getting LP ban incoming for stream sniping oh man I cannot believe that how did he not realize I was going to double protect cuz yeah his slacking was going

To die like my my idea yeah was to just wait for slacking to die to the the residual damage it was taking and then it would have been just the next turn like it was it was literally free dude okay what do we got um we’re

Definitely taking RM this match he has a fire Pokemon a flying Pokemon and a rock Pokemon we absolutely take RM yeah I am in beginner tier I suppose um I think I’m going to I’m going to lead cor Knight and we’re going to try to get a

Tailwind up there’s nothing on his team I really want to intimidate so we’re going to lead Cor knite do I want Scizor uh yes I kind of want Scizor T wins only for like four Turns hello I’m bit I’m a bit early uh but the timer did fail to start and yeah rather than let this game start and then you start watching the start of the game and then me switch hav’t I switch now oh wrong button Hello stretching all right hi um why is that not yeah there we go uh right subs and stuff while I was doing the intro thing thanks dommo for 12 months hello yes it’s that’s a year of apparently dealing with your [ __ ] yes sure thanks for a year of sub Domo

Hello uh thanks Wolf to skull for eight months of prime hello ye and thanks Vol Mento for 27 months of tier two oh my God and a weeber moe to go with it hell yeah imagine actually having josa weeber Moes okay um right need to get rid of

That um I think I’m ready let’s press press the botan uh there’s a few people with weep emotes there you go oh I also need to mute my speakers uh and then you also need to be able to see the game cool cool strong start okay um then this hopefully

Works yeah oh wow I’m in a I’m in a cool place it’s one of the underused places in the game all right let’s start that YouTube intro woo hello YouTube it’s me again with dwam um so in my timeline when this is being recorded it’s just slightly Before

Christmas uh it’s like the 22nd today um and a bunch of people have been telling me in the YouTube comments of the latest one video that got uploaded that it should actually be a PB cuz a bunch of the missions that I skipped were actually broken ones um and I wanted to

Explain the the tracker above my head is like fully automatic now um I think I have buttons to overwrite it but I don’t remember what they are so I was just kind of going along with what it said but you guys are right because because the because the missions were

Uncompletable because I needed mods and stuff there were like three missions I couldn’t do because of mods that I had to skip so in reality that’s actually a PB I don’t remember what the score is now and I probably should have set that up now um but I think it was like

17 was it 18 minus 3 maybe I don’t quite remember but we’ll say that’s the PB was um also this boat spawns in DW that’s interesting that’s that’s actually kind of interesting this is like one of the few boats that spawns oh know there’s a bunch along here oh interesting okay huh

I guess these boats just spawn along here on the world map and not in the main mission script anyway I just learned something new uh 19 minus 4 oh Jesus okay so it’s like wait 19 minus 4 so that would have been 15 right but like three of the missions I shouldn’t have

Skipped I shouldn’t have got a points minus four so it’s actually 19 minus one which is 18 okay well anyway um so we’ll say that’s a PB and I’ll review and update the score eventually maybe or maybe people disagree I don’t know man I don’t know how I feel about the whole skipping

Thing cuz there’s sometimes a mission I passed that apparently needed a mod but I managed to do it anyway let’s get started um let’s uh let’s go let’s not just drive around the entire map shall we uh yeah 3 2 1 go hooray disputed PB yes also a world

Record I should have labeled it like DW speedrun world record right that would have got some views Terror roboda oh actually oh crap I forgot is this with is this with text to speech or not GTA Vice City the pack I’m inside of a bridge aren’t I uhoh oh

Dear I think I forgot to toggle the Tris [ __ ] Cubans blew up the last shipment of drugs yeah okay we had a deal with them but apparently they don’t care okay okay twitch I think I need to redo this this first of all this Mission isn’t going to

Work second of all I forgot about the dwam thing collect weapons yeah yeah this ain’t going to yeah yeah yeah I had text the speech last run didn’t I yeah yeah yeah I need to disable it yeah people people liked the toggling thing so let’s do that um

All right one sec I just need to find the thing uh config edits I forgot about this part enable text to speech false there we go all right cool okay uh right I I’ll do the YouTube intro again it’s fine I didn’t say anything too crazy discovering the boats

Was cool but that’s all right I can live without that uh I need to turn that off don’t I and then that needs to turn on there we go okay I’m in a slightly less cool place this time but that’s fine whatever all right let’s try this again

Oh update PB that’s true yeah I could do that what uh what what did you say it was I’ll I’ll double check I’ll double check um let’s find the latest video it was this one and the score at the end is 174 right okay and I had to skip

Three so it would be my PB would be 16 yeah so it’s 17 minus one my PB isn’t it uh right is it that one this one so 17 – 1 yeah that’ll do okay can we lock all these please so I don’t accidentally start moving [ __ ]

Around okay right all right okay okay thanks thanks chat thank you thank you uh cool uh what did let me find the comments that said it yeah I skipped one Mission yeah okay yeah okay right that’s what they said okay prediction on how far I’ll get during the Vice City Titan

Mod oh I have no idea I’ll I’ll try to play it for a really long time tomorrow um but I have no idea how it’s going to go I I will try to complete it like I can just continue it later can’t I um yeah all right let’s try this again shall we

Okay okay take take two this one’s going to be better with the correct PB and everything I’m going to wave for a really long time just so that oh I need to there’s another thing I need to do the timer yes yeah yeah thanks ven I I realized at the same time you

Did okay okay this is turning into a little bit of a cluster [ __ ] uh randomizer the internal no that’s not it it’s sessions is no it’s [ __ ] session info which is just a Unix time stamp here okay get rid of that okay okay right okay okay this time for

Real I need to add a shortcut to my oh that’s a good idea wait hold on I’m writing that idea down uh uh where is I need uh so I need to write an idea down add short cuts to GTA SA documents folder plus ESS speedrun folder plus essay th folder to

Stream deck essay layout out there we go right yeah I’ve got some spare buttons on my stream deck on my San Andreas layout and I could make them like I could make it so I just press it and it opens the folder for me instead of like

Fa flailing about trying to find the correct folder and [ __ ] all right that’ll do I’m about to explain it Rayman one moment okay oh wow this is a we weird place to spawn in it this is cool all right okay let’s do a big wave so that post edit

Josh sees or post stream Josh sees this when am I going to edit this actually I guess I could do it today maybe I’ll have to figure that out yeah hi YouTube everyone say hi YouTube that’s what this is okay hello YouTube it’s me again um so

In my timeline this is I’m recording this on the 20 22nd of December uh immediately dating the video at the start so when you watch this you’ll realize it’s out of date and stop watching anyway the point is I just uploaded my latest D run uh which had a

Score of 17 minus 4 however everyone in the comments correctly points out that three of the missions that I skipped were broken and I couldn’t beat them like two of them like all I think all three of them required like the GTA United mod that I didn’t have it’s like

Two of of them I was just falling out of the sky and one of them definitely needed that mod so it was like those skips shouldn’t have counted like they weren’t optional skips I had to skip them I didn’t have a choice and in that instance I shouldn’t remove the score so

You quite rightly point out that I should actually be 17 minus one which would have been a PB by one point cuz my previous PB was 15 and zero wasn’t it so I’ve retroactively made that my PB um shame I didn’t do it at the time cuz I

Could have click baited the YouTube video of like DW world record and all that stuff but yeah retroactively PB um and also I should explain the counter above my head the missions passed and missions skipped that’s fully automatic now I don’t choose whether it goes up or

Not so if it if if the missions that are skipped goes up when it shouldn’t that’s just like cuz it’s automatic I think I can overwrite it but I don’t remember what the hot keys are I’m sure parck told me them but I don’t remember them

Anyway now that we got that out of the way also I’m in a interesting spawn here uh now now that we got that out of the way um let’s do D I think this is coming out after Christmas like you’re probably watching this after the GTA Titan mod vice city mod

Runs uh I honestly have no idea but we’ll see all right uh also uh I’m not using text of speech this run cuz I did that the last run I did all right let’s do this 3 two 1 go hooray this is the third time I started this video cuz I

Got several things wrong each time all right War of the World watch out for the hunter okay rocks you have to get away from here or the canes will catch you right take the plane and escape to the plane graveyard also I have six stars oh my [ __ ] God okay uh

You uh okay to the right just random oh God that spawns right in front of me oh and they have very large guns oh okay stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop ow [ __ ] hell well this is a great start isn’t it

Uh how the hell am I going to do this can I even climb this no um right I do have a gun there’s a tank but I don’t think you can steal them right oh Jesus uh I think my best bet is to get into that

Car okay I have to go now [ __ ] who has a rocket launcher what who has a [ __ ] rocket launcher was that the helicopter that’s chasing me maybe a tank doesn’t have a rocket launcher a tank just has like a oh yeah it’s the helicopter okay yeah the tank

Just has an insta shoot like [ __ ] massive gun it doesn’t have a rocket launcher okay right let’s just grab a car just grab anything this this is good all right right just get the [ __ ] out of here open right okay this is probably the safest way to

Go how close to can I get to the airport with this H I can turn left here can’t I yeah okay the pain spray does work that’s a good point actually hold on a second you’re right the pain and spray does work I might be able to cheese this where’s the paining spray again there’s a way into it from here

Isn’t there the pain spray is is like over there isn’t it hey I can see my hat Yeah right okay okay okay yeah yeah yeah yeah good point chat yeah there we go now we’re a cheesing it okay good stuff all right all right all right all right so I just have that one helicopter that’s chasing me now are you serious that gave me six stars again [ __ ] okay

I’m just going to go for it that woman jumping in front of my car gave me six stars again oh for [ __ ] sake oh my god there tanks oh there there’s a Hydra there’s a Hydra if I could just get into the Hydra I’ll be okay oh [ __ ] Christ fly Dude Jesus tactical granny uh I’m not going to go back I’ll try it if I fail I’ll just if I die I’ll just do that again right all I need to do is just get a car oh Christ man all I need to do is get a car and get into the

Thing get into the pain spray and I’ll be all right Jesus ow [ __ ] that one actually hit me oh hey thanks resubscribed for 17 months late congratulations on passing the driving license who gave you the pass 10 Penny eat by law from now on early merry Christmas Josh and late merry Christmas

For the YouTube viewers Groove stret for Life thanks Wan that was a long message I couldn’t really register most of it cuz I’m being harassed by these [ __ ] hydras are they do they like fly differently I guess I could actually like dog fight a little bit okay there we

Go the thing is I don’t know what I’m doing when I get over here I kind of expected him to just [ __ ] off at some point but I guess maybe six star Hydra AI is different to four stars please end the mission okay all right I mean that

Wasn’t terrible like it’s it was an interesting challenge just like it’s very simple idea right start them in Grove Street because of course Grove Street give them six stars and tell them to get to the other side of the map not a terrible idea honestly um but yeah just using the pain

Spray would have cheesed it quite a lot but [ __ ] that damn granny jumping in my damn face oh dear you need a started in Grove Street counter yeah uh the police are trash okay uh kill everyone right okay oh God that guy has like a minigun or something oh he

Died right why are all the police shooting each other oh Christ oh Christ oh Christ what the what the [ __ ] is happening okay so there’s like people spawning on the roof there was health and armor but I wasn’t really ready for it right what’s my plan

Here uh my plan is to not be on the roof where they spawning enemies I think also this Mission takes a very long time to load I guess cuz there’s so many police I might maybe it’s a good idea to jump down and grab the minigun right oh [ __ ] I’m going for

It who are you where did you come from the minigun was definitely a good idea 11 bullets of it left no a [ __ ] sake do I win that’s everyone right go to start points to next s oh God that was only the first wave are you serious there’s another one of these

[ __ ] up here he’s going to [ __ ] kill me and I can’t see him cuz of the tree but he can see me cuz he’s an AI ah [ __ ] okay he’s just no a [ __ ] sake [ __ ] think go with my armor this isn’t very ideal is it Jesus right two stars three stars great

Well there’s no more weapons for me to pick up so I guess I’ll just do this and then get the [ __ ] out of here okay more Health spawns at least okay this is going to turn into one of those missions where the actual police are more of a problem aren’t is aren’t

They nothing happened I walked into that marker and nothing happened didn’t it oh for [ __ ] sake I just have regular fre Stars [Laughter] oh this might be a skip honestly I’m going back up here we’ll see if there’s another hidden marker or something right now there’s nothing man sh oh wait there they

Are [ __ ] you think you’re hard huh this is no [ __ ] G this one of those really missions that I don’t want to skip just because it’s too hard I’ve got to be able to do this if I could just get more minigun ammo I’m fine ah just one of those days in ganton

Yeah like all these other guns are useless if there’s [ __ ] Min guns around right oh for [ __ ] sake I just need to find someone with a minigun you [ __ ] off reload I’m dead all right I’m skipping it’s not impossible it’s just going to be really [ __ ] to do it it’s not worth

It I I just need to get lucky one time and be able to grab a minigun sway it no oh my God car gamer forever right kill Raider this has to be a joke right this was made in 2011 so it’s not a Josh reference it predates me doing

DW okay but yeah I can I can beat that mission it’s just not worth it it would just be so [ __ ] I would just have to get a Minun and just stay at a distance and kill everyone right okay it’s just these guys are just holding up and they have like no Health

Okay okay you know what fine go to the car and enter it a police officer right go to the next checkpoint I didn’t need sweet I don’t know why I waited oh suddenly cop cars everywhere Jesus yep and there’s just a random woman here as well

Yep go to the car and enter it this one I presume kill the person right it’s just Claude claude’s just stood here you want to get fo okay oh it’s also Catalina right Goods [ __ ] hell that was a mission I guess the latest Ballers okay going in

The house found all Ballers and kill where the [ __ ] am I man you did it mute it didn’t mute did it uh do I have a hotkey to mute it apparently I don’t have a hotkey to mute it okay that’s fine I’ll just manually do it okay I’m guess I’m just beating these

Up exciting great I kind of would rather yeah do this good there’s a red marker oh yeah there is a red marker oh for [ __ ] sake well I had to do was get in the [ __ ] red marker didn’t I God damn it all right I unmuted the game

Again [ __ ] sake all right well good spot chat good spot this is a great run so far next sub sad sad sa saber Red County yep welcome to San Andreas Battle Royale watch your surroundings for useful items weapons and vehicles there are 50 enemies in the H

Christ visit all five unique points of interest to unlock all enemies on map right uh uh I mean I would skip but this seems pretty interesting I want to see how they’ve done this oh it’s locked oh my Christ this is as well great uh I mean I like what they’ve done

With the place oh there’s a cone okay oh there’s a weapon okay all right if I have any any kind of weapon I’ll be all right four bullets great that’s disturbing okay uh yep puer stole this idea what this is missions 2018 right how Jesus H if I could find a vehicle that

Was open this wouldn’t be so bad two bullets yeah I’m kind of feeling a skip on this one oh there’s a man he had a sniper great with five bullets exciting yep next assassin onto Caesar pick up a parachute jump down and collect your contract this seems kind of unnecessary but all

Right I’m going to have to open it now aren’t I oh Christ okay well well this is happening I’m having a drink oh it’s over there even I want to go yeah how’s how’s your day chat anything exciting sorry I started streaming an hour

Late but uh I had to go buy mouse traps of all things get your contract pick up your contract get in the car and drive to the position okay yeah my mom woke up early this morning and left her bedroom went to sleep downstairs because she had a mouse in her room

Apparently um but she didn’t have enough time to go buy mouse traps this morning so I had to go do it uh yeah that’s one of the reasons I was late cuz I was setting up [ __ ] mouse Traps kill the target collect your money great okay oh Jesus imagine getting out of Ls just to be sniped you have been marked for Assassination good good collect the money in ganton yeah okay that was a mission I mean it was fine green saber V2 oh this ought to be good go and us it sweeten what the [ __ ] sweet what is this [ __ ] again nothing fancy just some rare stuff you will pay

Thousands I don’t have it now my mother went to do some ironing in F wood go to the garage I don’t even know who is talking like I okay sweeten that’s a new version of sweet how how are there so many different ways which the main cast’s names could be [ __ ]

Up how far away is this not too far I guess it’s where the green saber is right it sweetens the checkpoint oh Jesus okay oh key ten T Penny the saber is something get the saber right how is sweet’s Mother leaving the store go Ahead swim away before she gets to the corner go and hide the car right good good great okay is it just poorly translated polish okay Resident Evil one oh boy Rick Rick where are we I don’t know but I’ll go further okay okay go but be careful

We’ll stay here Rick then you go in I don’t know Morty okay oh hey thanks vascos just resubscribed for 5 months I forgot to renew my sub so there’s that laughing face nice good stuff thanks vasos for 15 months of prime and thanks VRI for 17 months as well earlier sorry you’re

Fined buddy ha you’re fine buddy eat dumb as ha ha yep H someone is asking for help help help help me right what book 14 Mansion attacked by bugs the book is full of blood right ha H you get the picture I’m not doing any more of

Those does it want me to back the way I came I can hear voices oh yeah it wants me to go Backwards okay well I don’t get to do any more HS even if I wanted to so there’s that all right cool harant Vice City oh God I poke my head out of the gutter for one freaking second and fate shovels [ __ ] in my face go get some sleep what

Are you going to do I’m going to reset because this Mission isn’t going to work this is how I avoid the counter going up I just restart the game next I’m skipping that one preemptively cuz it obviously requires the mod and I’m not increasing my score for it people come and

Go hey brother I’ve heard about the Italian mafia is around here some in some place of SF and guess what I started to search by myself and found them near Hasbury in a house come on part 18 go to the backyard of the house in hashbury this does look kind of familiar

Isn’t it it is part 18 oh my words Okay [ __ ] sh [ __ ] uhhuh the house is heavy protected the mafia member must be inside of it go in the front and the heeral side are heavy protected by guards the best way is going by the backyards kill the Gods oh my God all right yeah it’s the the

Hit box is [ __ ] cuz the stairs right okay [ __ ] oh God how is this better why why is this any different from just going through the front I mean I guess they’re not looking but there’s so many of them though oh my God okay where are the rest of them they’re down

Apparently in here enter in the house kill the gods this fairly interesting oh [ __ ] okay having a fight in like a house interior is not a thing you do in regular San Andreas search for the mafia member yo what’s this [ __ ] about it’s easy Amigo just tell me where

Willman is if you love your life I I can’t I don’t know him is him I swear it look fool I’m tired of that answer so tell me before I pull the trigger homie I don’t know homie I don’t know you just said that finish with the mafia guy leave the

House okay I don’t think I’m quite reading all of these correctly but a [ __ ] didn’t want to walk in it okay phone call hey brother sorry for left you alone I’m very tired so I’m taking a break don’t worry about it I’ll call you soon see you

Right leave the place before the police shown right do I just need to get a certain distance away or is it just a timer that’s ticking down or what are we doing here [ __ ] my phone it was just a timer wasn’t it hi who is

This this is a friend of yours I got information concern about Bardock Rick William and you do I know you because that voice sounds very familiar to me that’s what I said it’s what you were doing to say to me and yes you know me since time ago honestly yes I was going

To say that but what do you know about us what is happening come to the Bayside in Marina in the control tower cross the Gant bridge and something something I’ll explain everything to you by now you better come faster I’ll be waiting stev I wish it w’t be a trap see you

There right oh that’s okay I I Was preparing to drive over there but okay I guess find out more in part 19 I guess Resident Evil part three oh good okay take police boat right I guess those are zombies drive to other base yep Cool go check base yeah Leon hi it’s alive go take car fast drive to bridge right okay why is this car weird like the engine the gearbox is messed up drive to San Fiero okay Great go check city [ __ ] you I don’t remember this scene from Resident Evil 3 kill all zombies oh Christ don’t get me to kill all the ones I just missed [ __ ] the zombies it’s in city oh I will kill you boy we will continue we certainly will not okay

Okay you have to [ __ ] all the zombies yeah apparently might take a while defend CJ CJ is waiting for you side of the hospital go and pick him up smoke and Ryder have come along to help you in case you need backup like you encased the backup go and pick up CJ

From hos from he Hospital ripip where is this Hospital right okay it is that one I was thinking it was going to be [ __ ] San Fiero or something there’s CJ you must keep CJ alive Drive till all six Ballers are dead they’ reun to Grove Street why are they in

Bullets and they’re not headshot B okay cool I way they are headshot B oh [ __ ] we really doing this I’m going to die to it exploding aren’t I for [ __ ] sake all right I can beat this one I can beat this one I know

What I have to do I know what I have to do I just need to like here’s the plan I’m going to drive to the hospital I don’t know if the ambulance spawns or not but I’m going to like try to climb on top of the ambulance I’m not going to take my

Friends with me because they’re just going to end up killing us with their m4s I’m going to drive to the hospital ah yeah and get on top of something so they can’t run me over and then I need to sit in place and just shoot them cuz

They are headshot cuz I killed the drivers [ __ ] sake how about we drive to the she hospital this time right is there an ambulance there isn’t an ambulance what’s my plan here on the top of the sign on top of the sign yeah there you go that’ll do that’ll do

It return the Grove streets didn’t even want CJ to get in but he just did we [ __ ] it hello Officer thanks bro you saved my life again okay Ah next Alex’s chores oh god oh no hey Mom hey aie what are you doing I’m going to Alex’s the mission designed by AI it’s a self-insert okay this is just his life isn’t it take your father’s car go home to Alex but I thought I lived there oh God

Ah get out of here Hello Alex how are you this is an interesting house not very good I have some problems what problems and with the Russians nah I have some gangsters I owe them money and I don’t have them let them solve it come with me go to that neighborhood right

Heats [ __ ] it Kill the gangster oh for [ __ ] sake oh wait what let’s get out of here but I only killed but like now I’m getting shot in the cut scene let Alex go home right okay I guess cutscene Alex and the ganger will’ll just fight a minute hopefully Alex doesn’t die and fail the mission

Thanks man we’ll hear from each other go home right part one by the way isn’t Jesus part two of Alex’s work is coming come on chair do what I want you to do okay is there a part two did they ever make a part two chat oh dear next police versus

CJ you have to help the police to capture CJ who is Sheltering in his house go to Grove streets right it’s like another reversed storyline mission I’m actually going to take these guys with me maybe that’ll actually be useful if just bullet Shields if nothing Else I feel like you could probably categorize every single Mission I play into certain categories like the last one was like a a a life self-insert SL remake this one is like a alternate storyline you’re that bad guys Mission the the unique storyline missions are the ones that are actually kind of

Interesting [ __ ] hell does this give me armor it does okay good to know let him shoot me think I just killed Big Smoke that was Big Smoke yeah that’s sweet sweet’s not headshot die [ __ ] I got you shoot man my wanted stars have been disabled so that’s good okay okay oh an AK Jesus enter the house oh hey there’s health and armor here all right this mission’s actually good my gang stength decase though oh right go up to the second floor okay I’m going to kill him with sweets AK kill CJ oh more health and armor sick I got a on watch where you’re going

If he shows shoot neighborhood great ho right you have finished successfully Yay good great wonderful that was great y yeah and of course he had 9 billion Health yeah why would he not have 9 billion Health next the start part two okay go down boom no boom bomb bom [ __ ] I better Crouch and get safer boom [ __ ] I got to escape where’s a window

Um Waring lockdown has done everywhere is locked the streets are dangerous warning it is a world destruction aliens transformed to Mexican guys find a way to the roof to get on the roof I love I love the justification for why they’re the Mexican skins because the alien transformed into

Them a for [ __ ] sake get on the roof mean can I do it from here yeah okay I must save those two and talk to them great the aliens aren’t headshot all but they don’t have much health okay guess it makes a little bit of sense that aliens wouldn’t be headshot B

But let’s get out of here okay [ __ ] no what the [ __ ] are are these things get the hell out of here play next Mission okay great that was a shittier reuniting the families yeah yeah kind of not really I mean it only took part in that interior a little bit comar Sig Z po uh P Edy and yle okay translator just fell over I guess I I Alex year y% action cob cellid decline

Right does anyone know what these words are you lost the wheel to live yet ETO andap Ed K doy 60 right good okay it’s Russian but with written with similar Latin letters yeah okay oh boy PB still a breast of the wall okay Grand Theft Auto how EX exciting and imaginative steel four

Cars there was a frame there where we saw the face that was pretty interesting well that’s one ah all right is this just going to be a mission where I just drive around a whole bunch we get out okay fourth is going to be Grove no no

No no I’m going to have to steal the car and I’m going have to take it back somewhere I don’t know if I’m going to take it to Grove Street though that wouldn’t make too much sense but who knows right where am I taking it

To right okay the the one life’s a beach garage that’s where I’m taking it to yeah so I’m just going to have to collect four cars okay I mean kind of a slow Mission but I’m fine to just drive around for a bit I Suppose [ __ ] it don’t spin out okay Good I mean oh okay that’s interesting oh yeah right this is where I spawned yeah okay okay okay what do we think chat do we think I should complete it or do you think think I should skip it oh hey thanks there only 5 minutes tanic Sinclair just resubscribed for 5 months

Ywam ywam thanks Titanic Sinclair for 5 months of prime hello skip this one is a snoozer yeah well there’s two people saying complete it one of them has an angry Emoji guys I don’t want to [ __ ] with Mark for he’d be pretty pissed if I skipped it apparently

Oh hey thanks yousef’s just subscribed oh this is interesting look look there’s a little roadblock thing that some constructions happening isn’t that interesting there you go wasn’t wasn’t that worth it oh look it’s a Super GT right oh boy driving these are fun right right oh hey thanks uncore uncore

Ray just resubscribed for 21 months see now there’s people chasing me and shooting me see like it’s getting more interesting thanks uses for the prime sub and thanks _ aore Ray for 21 month solo we [ __ ] all right what’s the next car going to be ah [ __ ] come here just down the

Road when I oh this one’s driving look see it’s getting more interesting look they’re driving a bullet and I’ve already successfully stolen ah so close so close that would have been heroic if I had just instantly stolen it well I got the door open at

Least I see to get him to pull over now ah [ __ ] damn it damn it come back we turning you’re breaking no we’re just we’re just breaking okay there’s a nice convenient wall here no okay okay we’re going through the car park apparently that’s fine I guess okay I got

You just need to actually get next to him ah where are we going dudes yeah that’s good stay there hooray okay okay what’s the final one going to be is it going to be like armed guards ESC escorting like an inferus right it’s got to be an inferus the cars have been getting

Better it has to be an inferus the final one is a flying are plane oh [ __ ] the final one’s a yellow marker it’s just down the road interesting oh is it going to be in the police station I reckon it’s in the police car park it’s an impounded vehicle and I’m

Going to have four stars for stealing it yeah that’s what it looks like y yep yep okay okay that’s that’s fairly interesting it’s a really [ __ ] car though it’s the same car I’m driving the car is closed go to the police station and find the key see looking a little

Interesting look see see look see things happens find the key in Warehouse of confiscated items is that spelled right no am I supposed to be able to like break into these rooms where where is this going to be uh uh it looked like that very first

Room I went into but there was nothing in there did I need to break that what the that’s a sound in San Andreas okay good to know it’s not like up here or back here or something no what the ballocks of these Keys h H so uh how about that

Skip skip Skip’s looking pretty good am I right yep I know there’s no time chat I know right I’ve been in this room so many times [Laughter] uh guys I kind of feel like shoot them oh I have a gun what the [ __ ] oh my god I’ve had a gun this whole

Time how long have I had a Gun why was I kicking things okay well it’s not here anyway you think I’ve already picked it up hasn’t told me to go back and the marker to go back isn’t there Oh you mean the gun sorry right yeah I see what you’re saying shoot the safe uh hell who’s that a picture

Of vent in the ceiling H I keep walking into this room I’ll try leaving but that doesn’t seem like it would work oh for [ __ ] chat leaving was a mistake I’m in the wrong one now no wait I’m in the right one but it’s just spawned people in here and the lighting is

Different okay but there’s still nothing in here this hasn’t made any difference I shot the cans I shot the smaller cans on the floor I’ve shot everything in that room Guys try satchels oh yeah right the satchels I don’t have yes my it’s not going to work even if I get into the car the objective is to pick up the item not to not to get in the car read what was put in chat Herz a

Objective 19 find the key in the warehouse of consecrated items pick up model minus two at that location yeah I reckon because I didn’t shoot the keypad first I’ve broken it if you and me would you want to live but like there’s no point getting

In the even if I did have a homie and got in the car it’s not going to progress I’m not doing the mission again I’m I’m I’m not doing the whole mission again it’s over all right well that was a crappy end that’s what I get for not skipping I

Guess all right well that’s that I suppose that was another one of the DW runs of all time oh my God and if another [ __ ] person tells me to I can give get in the locked car when literally I’m the person who discovered that glitch I’m going to

[ __ ] freak all right thanks a lot for watching everyone um I’m done see you next time YouTube bye [ __ ] sake okay well that’s the dwam Run done for now YouTube um right I am going to go check the mouse traps that I have left in my mother’s room um that’s why

The stream was delayed cuz I had to go buy mouse traps so I may return with a mouse I may not one moment for for e oh fat load and nothing all right ouch okay um oh boy all right well that was um that was the DW I was

Doing let’s uh let’s do Minecraft now uh I only have a few hours of Minecraft and then I’m going to have to go anyway hey Josh you could have got a homie to find the key for you yes yes yes yes I finished all of my tasks from yesterday

Yeah but I now have additional tasks that need to be completed so uh layouts OBS uh let’s open the video game let’s switch scene you’re going to play the mission okay have fun chasing the cars I’m rooting for you Yeah there has been a Minecraft since YouTube part three yes I don’t know exactly when that video is coming out actually I do know exactly when that video is coming out it is coming out tomorrow tomorrow at 5:00 p.m. I have not rescued CJ CJ is still

In the hole I I can go and rescue CJ yes all right eventually the game will [ __ ] open oh hey thanks hey uncore just resubscribed for 20 months thanks hey Z for 20 underscore for 20 months hello is that nons revenue or is that specifically for the for the

DW come on game open you can do it there it goes it’s going it’s going it’s happening spinny thing oh my god there it is hooray and then it should capture hooray thank [ __ ] for that all right if we had a mouse chalito would I be sitting here playing Minecraft or would

I be doing something with said Mouse hooray right um God my inventory is so full oh my my MK chest okay um my fov yeah it is all right what was the no game audio oh yep there you go now there is game audio uh let’s see what was my plans for

Today right Minecraft thingies oh yeah I know the first thing I want to do the first thing I need to do is I need to go uh uh make an Ender render yeah all right let’s uh let’s do a YouTube intro first though right waving and start marking hello YouTube I’m back again

Hooray Minecraft look I’m even going to do the YouTuber thing okay that’s enough of that um yeah hi it’s episode five I think think of Minecraft um this the day after me and F killed the Ender Dragon spoilers chat if you haven’t seen that um yeah and now I’m going to spend

A few hours on the server again it is currently halfast 1 let’s say I need to end at like 400 p.m. so I guess I’ve got like 2 and 1 half hours to play um today on the agenda hello with a skull okay today on the agenda I’m going

To go make an Ender Ender cuz I don’t think one has been built yet so it’ be nice if I actually built some kind of farm hello oselot it’ll be nice if I actually built some kind of farm on the server that wasn’t just like someone else built it

Before me um and obviously I’m kind of playing pretty slow on the server at the moment so so my plan is I’m going to take a bunch of blocks what blocks can’t Enderman pick up ah [ __ ] I need to build this out of like blocks the Enderman can’t pick up

Can’t I uh let’s have a quick look Ender Ender Farm uh no endite needed right it needs to be made out of leaves by the looks of it cuz I guess I can’t pick up leaves yeah but don’t I need an endermite what’s wrong with the endermite like that’s fine isn’t

It let’s just do let’s go on YouTube let’s search Enderman Farm 1.9 from 6 months ago sure they’ve just updated the title I suppose yeah I just want the design yeah just a bunch of like Smooth Stone will do it okay right so let’s take uh I’m going to need more furnaces

Than this aren’t I let’s take all this Stone put it back into this chest so that it can get cooked again into the even smoother Stone um let’s go grab a more furnaces they can’t spawn on leaves right okay that’s what I want then so I guess I

Need to grab some leaves to head out there with but can’t they not also spawn on carpet I don’t know um I can go grab some leaves that’s not a problem Oh there’s tools and [ __ ] I have shears yeah plenty of shears um that’s fine now I need to make a

Tree uh God I really need to change the I’m still planning to change The change the thing I’ve got a bunch of oak leaves okay okay maybe I don’t even need to farm any though I might have enough here uh right let’s put this away good okay right uh so wait I need observers why do I need observers oh to get rid of the to get

Rid of the ender pearls but that’s not a problem yeah I can also use carpet yeah do I have carpet I don’t know uh is it animal products I guess there’s no wool in here okay I mean I can go get wool from the town anyway I’ll uh I’ll make a material

List uh figure out what I need to to do exactly and then I’ll go construct the farm um and I’m definitely going to make like another Auto smelter thing here cuz this is way too slow okay right Uh where would the where would furnaces be yeah this organization’s terrible F helped me with it she did like she organized all my chests for me but I didn’t really give her any input so there’s another furnace I need more chests I need some droppers or Hoppers even that should be in

Here uh no okay that’s fine I just need an iron instead uh let’s do this let’s make a few few Hoppers okay that’s hopefully good Enough right so I’m going to want to move this chest annoyingly this is going to suck oh wasn’t that bad so I want this chest to be doubled here I want a hopper here a furnace here I need another lever that there that there so now this starts

Loading with stuff then we want this actually to be on the back Bam Bam and then we want Bam Bam and then we fill this with lava okay and then these should both start going okay I have just doubled the speed of my my furnace array I do need another leather

Though I just need like a stick I’ve got Bamboo Lea hooray but yeah so let’s see so I need a bunch of blocks okay good right let’s just cook this up while I’m thinking um or like researching so I need a ton of blocks I need a bunch of leaves I got that the blocks is going to take the longest

Though if I want to make it out of like fancy stuff but I kind of do want to make it out of fancy stuff so that might take a hot minute um it’s a bucket here I wonder what one of these Hoppers is going to fill up

First yeah let’s just I’ll have to manually do that a little I guess I could just make more buckets couldn’t I is there a crafting bench out here God damn it I don’t have a crafting bench out here Okay um dirt here let’s get rid of that note that’s dirt why did I just pick up so much steak I guess I picked it up from the thing um right crafting bench bucket let’s make a bunch more buckets and also find another crafting bench I must have a crafting bench yeah

Okay right put that outside let’s make a bunch more buckets good Wonder me why am I not using creative mode anymore I used creative mode to design my house but I didn’t like but then I came back into this and made the actual house okay you found the key Herz okay where was

It okay I’ll just put the empty bucket in here okay I’ve got plenty of buckets now if anything I need more lava spawning things now whatever I should have put the dirt there shouldn’t I a [ __ ] inside the large set of boxes you can shoot them enough time to destroy it with the

Shotgun the large set of boxes so the one on the right that’s like a full wall full of boxes [ __ ] okay well rip it’s not my fault the mission wasn’t exactly very clear was it jeez and I’ve never encountered that 777 just resubscribed for two months

Hello Mia Josh Kappa 7 Mia Josh hello sakim thanks for two months what right so I just want to build two stacks of leaves away from the ends okay or you could use glass but I have the leaves okay 9×9 square right with a 3X3 hole in the center okay simple enough

Okay so I just need a bunch of Hoppers that’s fine I I’ll craft those now right see the thing is he’s making he’s making an ender pearl dispenser but I don’t want that I’m going to want to actually keep the ender pearls I think I’ll just had a lot of

Chests but a lever what oh I will need some carpet okay right I need so much iron [ __ ] yeah fa organized all my chests right I’m watching this like YouTube story on how to build the thing I need more chests here I have some wood right surely he’s making loads

Of right okay he’s making a 13 rings okay I need scaffolding right okay and then you build a massive spawning pad okay and then Enderman start spawning on it yeah I’m definitely going to use slabs I think yep okay got it he’s just putting stuff in

Yeah right we do have to put an end Mite in there right we do need to put an endite in oh God okay mhm uh let’s see sorry I know I’m just watching a YouTube video but oh hey thanks XI just re subscribed for 22 months Josh thanks thanks X lowy

For 22 months hello yeah thanks I for the stream was frozen sorry no it’s me uh what was I doing getting wood yeah and then making more thingies uh I have a lot of this wood more chests eight chests eight chests nine Hoppers hopefully that’ll be enough uh let’s go over

Here there’s more lava keep my thing fed good how many blocks we got two stacks okay we’re getting there yeah and I’m going to I might even need more Stone but this is a cobblestone Farms it’s all right um I got a crafting bench okay let’s let’s put all my ingredients

In here shall we so let’s just so there’s there’s all the leaves I’m going to need I shouldn’t need more leaves but I’ll bring some anyway there’s all the Hoppers all the chests um I need carpet or bring the smooth Stone obviously and Scaffolding I’ll need I’ll go I’ll have to grab some

Carpet I need some iron bars I’m going to need some rails a mine cart a name tag I’m going have to get a bunch of stuff okay oh God yeah the endite going to be oh I have everything mine cart rails nice okay Goods okay iron bars good trap doors I need

There two trap doors okay right that’s the whole thing okay that’s not that difficult um one two 3 4 six eight I should need eight trapd doors yeah that should be all the trap doors I need I need a silk touch pickaxe as well

So I can put down and pick up a Ender Chest make my life so much easier and then just stuff my Ender Chest full of shulkers okay so there’s the the rail and mine cart I’m going to need I’m going to need the ender pearls as well there’s the spruce trap

Doors there’s the iron bars um put the steak back in here would you uh smooth Stone okay get more smooth Stone I want them to be slabs so let’s get a stone cutter and wait why am I gra get the stone cutter why would I get to the stone

Cutter how do you make a stone cutter again one iron and three stone okay everything I need out there I bet I already have one where did I put the crafting bench is did I just oh it’s just in my inventory for [ __ ] sake okay okay hooray loads of slabs okay

Good um there’s more lava for Collecting right I’m going to need more Stone so let’s start doing that annoyingly I’m making Cobblestone because I have um don’t have a silk touch pickaxe yet I need to do that do I have music turned on I Don’t oh hey pettes men 420 cheer de 200 Minecraft Bingo anytime soon the problem is with Bingo is that I need to update it because it’s horrendously out of date and that takes a lot of work and I haven’t really had the time for that um

But I mean hopefully in the new year I don’t know actually that might be a thing I’ll be able to do at FaZe place when I’m looking after her I’m going to write that down thank you for that reminder that’s a very good point I might actually be able to do that Uh no oh my God yeah yeah yeah yeah I might actually be able to do that while I’m at Phase place um update Minecraft Bingo yeah okay thanks many use for 200 pennies we’ll see what happens like the my primary goal is obviously to look after fa while I’m

There but there might be a bunch of time that I’m like not doing anything and I’m being productive would be nice but I can’t stream while I’m there so I have a bunch of videos I want to edit including this one this very video I will be editing at phas place um

But uh I need to make another chest don’t I um but yeah Minecraft Bingo updating might be a thing I’ll be able to do while I’m there okay so the materials I need a bunch of droppers a bunch of Ender Pearls I’m going to need fence oh a name

Tag I need to go get a name tag I think I have fences right 49 Oak fences yeah then I’ll do 28 dark oak fences I’ll use regular Oak I think the fences are so I just don’t fall off right like that’s fine Whatever D um Yeah the name tag I’m going to have to go buy it aren I so that might take a minute yeah I’m not going to make an automatic dispenser thing I don’t worry about that like the car so I need to grab carpet and a name tag those are the things I need to

Get I don’t have any emeralds hey why is lapis ined oh Redstone plus lapis okay sure whatever uh I do have emeralds okay I should just be able to buy a name tag then I need a singular name tag but that’s fine I can just buy it I’ve got

Diamond horse armor for when I rescue CJ by the way which I’m sure will happen eventually copium uh I’m going to keep a block of iron in my Ender Chest yes good uh I also need a silk touch pickaxe yeah and then I can just have an ender chest with

Me cuz right now I haven’t I have an Ender Chest here but it’s not really ideal do it now no okay right I should have enough blocks let’s press the YouTube button uh okay so grab this oh refill my thing but I should in theory have enough blocks to do now to do

It uh My Double Wide furnace going give me that right let’s make a ton of slabs okay that should be enough slabs that should be way more than enough slabs uh I do I have scaffolding I yeah that’s fine um there’s the fences I’m going to

Want I might need more end pearls but I can get those in the end I don’t want free Cobblestone uh right let’s go to ion’s place I need to grab carpet from the bowl and I need to grab a name tag from the village that’s the plan and then I’ll

Make a silk touch pickaxe with the XP I get from the Ender render that’s the plan well just tuned in what are we making I’m making a Enderman Farm in the end it’s called the Ender Ender that’s how I know it’s C anyway um it’s basically like a little

Floating platform in the end that tons of Ender spawn on and they get angry at an endite fall into a hole go to one Health and then you kill them and you get a ton of XP it’s like the second best XP farm in the game maybe third

Best something like that anyway here’s the bowl I haven’t shown it in a while have I um here’s the progress on it we have like there’s a little bell over here and a Shuler thing there’s like this big animal pen there’s some bees over here there’s the Sheep

Stuff uh yeah there’s some houses and things there’s whatever this is there’s people flying around of elytra and stuff I like a bunch of bamboo and things my map is pretty complete as well oh is it okay let’s uh stuff from the end feel free to take some to Dover oh

Baby oh hey ender pearls I’ll actually want those uh I’ll uh I’ll y some of those is there a Ender chest around here somewhere I might just y some of those and put them in the Ender Chest maybe later I’ll do that later right okay um okay right let’s yes carpet that’s

What I need okay chat what color carpet should I use for an Enderman farm and why is it black black is the only answer I think purple pink you guys want pink okay fine I will use Pink Carpet uh pink wool which I can craft into carpet okay uh what’s

This what does this say fly and take damage on this block for an achievement false ad I got an advancement oh look it’s the new kind of signs that are in this version okay right anyway so I got the thing uh I got the the thing let head to iron bace

Which is just over the road uh I don’t know what this is about but let’s let’s go this way yeah my fov went super high because of the the beacons I don’t really like it but Jesus yeah there we go now my fov is correct again man if I know I had a

Horse that was to cheat the target block achievement oh okay interesting you guys are all farming advancements right oh there’s a rail system what the could I have taken a cart oh [ __ ] okay okay apparently there’s a mine cart system now this has been there for a week oh okay

Oh okay well here I am at this no mine cart don’t run away it’s uh it’s camels they do be cameling there’s a good thumbnail I don’t know what for not this video uh why are we hanging camels is this the breeding setup breed the camels some cactus

Cactus is in the barrel of the the farm right so I give these two oops I give these two some Cactus and then they breed oh boy and then the baby just plops in there and gets flushed into the hole and then there’s just

Camels I I kind of want to ride a camel I’m going to be honest do I have to tame you you’re already Ted oh boy oh boy you’re slow oh yeah you’d be slow right oh yep okay I think walking might have been faster yeah it can have two people on it

Can’t it yeah okay honey bees and stuff uh right okay well I do look pretty gangster with the camel yes I’m D buying okay I’m just going to leave you here friend if that’s okay you look so cool with your silly saddle and stuff all right name tag that’s what I’m

Here for name tag name tag name tag name tag name tag 20 emeralds Bish bash BOS job’s done here’s a thingy let’s put that in there um oops oh God I hope I just didn’t wash a bunch of stuff Away uh uh-oh I just put some water in a place uh it doesn’t look like it’s done anything bad oh God accidentally just clicked some water in a thing okay I somehow I got away with that all right um let’s put the name tag in here

Oh we need to name the name tag don’t I right I need a an anvil uh uh what do I call the endermite chat we need a name for the endermite what should it be called um H stinky bug Mouse Mighty come on guys mace I like mace to be honest taunus sway

It not an endermite I like not an endermite Andy oh Andy yeah Andy is all right Endy the endermite yeah let’s do that all right we we’ll do that okay that’s what the end of the M’s going to be called okay right onwards

Uh now I have to go to the end uh I think I can get to the end this way it’s bit of a long walk though but I’ll get there Endy definitely not an endermite is its full name yeah all right a bit of a walk here we

Go camel what camel I don’t know what you’re talking about I don’t remember that being a camel I need a drink ah okay here’s the plan I’m going to hold down W and then I’m going to press F3 and T A does that trick only work with left

Clicking okay never mind then hello 6 that’s cool good are you are you Tippy tapping away I kind of I’m kind of like my um yeah left click and right click yeah I kind of like these Browns to be honest I’ve kind of changed the brown switches being what I’m going for

Um just cuz they’re less obnoxious and loud oh I’m on the roof of the nether jungle monkey what Watch the watch the next episode of Minecraft on my YouTube to find out about this it’s not out yet it’ll be coming out on the 23rd I think the next

Episode wait so you’re genuinely playing this and not speedr running it believe it or not I actually like to play video games Yes fun yep yeah that’s fair enough six those are wrong with blues if you’re like I would you I prefer the feel of Blues but it’s it’s just um they’re too noisy obviously so oh hello friend sending you back to hell anyway oh there’s an Ender Chest here okay cool

And there’s a regular chest regeneration potions oh there are iron bars here [ __ ] oh there’s a good bow in here what the hell and some purple stained glass okay um I don’t think there’s much Point setting my respawn point if I oh hello if I die it’s going

To be to the void and I’ll [ __ ] lose everything anyway so yeah yeah that and I’m living in my parents place at the moment six as well so it’s better I don’t have a super loud keyboard and annoy them all right let’s get rid of this crap I just picked up oh

Right my mine cart needs to go in here um some reason that’s there why is this a free wide one just it looks fancy more coal glass what people doing it interesting did we explore the the library is that a thing people did [ __ ] little I know I’m not going to bother

With that now all right end we back into the ends um I need to pick a direction to build the farm in I guess just like 180° this way is probably best right might be be easier to make a path to and stuff don’t I want to go down as

Well I want to go I want to be like as low as possible don’t I for this Farm if I remember right um yeah so I’m not that low up or high down you don’t think so what I thought I needed to be lower down oo dig a path from the spawn platform

That way true I could do that let’s do that yeah I’m making an Ender render six yeah let’s just dig a path um you know I really should have an elytra when I’m doing this yeah oh well yeah I want to be at the bottom because oh well

[ __ ] uh that’s pretty scary um I want to be at the bottom cu the lower you go the more spawn rate you get lava bucket and water after oh will that make big Cobblestone stairs can I go lower now nope okay right oh there it is the void void void void

Void all right well Enderman shouldn’t be able to spawn in here at least did it get changed with caves and cliffs so it doesn’t so lower doesn’t make any difference now I I got leaves here all right let’s do this uh leaves you know what I’m actually going

To here’s the plan I’m going to leave all of my worldly possessions in here um except the stuff that doesn’t matter that much um yeah mean I don’t have that much space do I I mean there’s there’s some chests I can put Down okay right let’s let’s put all my worldly possessions in here okay right uh so if I do fall off I won’t be horrendously upset uh let’s take some leaves oops um one want bu with torches uh yeah let’s go this is low enough I think 49 like

Whatever man so let lava flow down all the way water after and Ladder down that sounds gross I don’t have a lava bucket anyway so um we ain’t doing that I’m sure it’s fine let’s go one 2 three four 5 I don’t know why I’m counting oh I still have a stack of

Steak on me oh well that would be mildly annoying if I lost that but whatever placing the leaves uh leaves don’t despawn if you place them yourself if they’re spawn Naturally by a tree then they do despawn Yes learning new stuff to this day uh it’ be funnier if they did despawn though no no it wouldn’t uh you need shears to get Leaf blocks if you punch a leaf block with a Shear it will drop instead of being Leaf all right there we go that’s pretty that’s far enough away

Right should be able to start placing some stuff um so what does he want me to do so build up that much then make a 9×9 thing of blocks okay I should probably take my water bucket with me look at these Enderman just cling to the side

Uh let’s take my water bucket with me uh and some ender pearls so that I have a chance to save myself if I do [ __ ] up um right and then let’s take some slabs not all of them in case I lose them um I just start making a platform here on build

Limit would you mean what’s build limit like how far out I can go uh uh there isn’t if it’s up and down then I imagine it’s the same as the Overworld yeah height wise right so now I make a 9 by9

Platform so 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 1 2 3 4 5 6 6 7 8 99 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 okay uh and I leave a hole in the middle right

Yeah a free by3 hole in the middle I have to leave okay right and then that’s where I put all the Hoppers okay got It a [ __ ] I don’t have a pickaxe ah [ __ ] oh [ __ ] ah there we go right okay yeah and that’s where I put all the Hoppers okay right let’s go there’s going to be a billion Enderman on that platform isn’t there no not yet okay do they not spawn on half slabs or am I too close huh

Okay I don’t know where’s Fay with 100 Stone pickaxes yeah I know right Hoppers chests I’m going to need carpet to put on top of those I don’t have a crafting table and I don’t have any wood oh for [ __ ] sake that might be important um there’s one like up here I

Can go grab I suppose there like a crafting bench up here here H if I could just pick up my damn Ender Chest it wouldn’t be a problem cuz I’ve I have basic survival [ __ ] in my Ender Chest yeah okay here’s one there’s some dark

Stuff that’s iron Jos um oh there a Sher box with bamboo planks and stuff in it free dragon eggs more iron bars right there’s a bunch of Sher boxes bu of endstone no crafting bench though oh looking at one I’m an idiot um yeah I didn’t need to make iron

Bars I could have just [ __ ] used them from here apparently right anyway let’s just procure this uh what’s this hole about was this oh this is this okay right okay let’s get over there I’m going to be a little bit concerned if the Enderman haven’t spawned on this

Huh oh no okay no it’s fine okay [ __ ] give me a heart attack guys right I needed to bring a pickaxe ah heading back for [ __ ] sake I need a pickaxe to break some of the blocks cuz I don’t want all of Them uh pickaxe okay I don’t need anything else no okay right okay here’s the plan we’re going to have a hopper pointing this way Hopper pointing that way and a hopper pointing that way and then right okay we won’t worry about that and then all these Hoppers pointing

Into that and then Pink Carpet on top of those good and then we need chest here chest here chest here now for [ __ ] sake really oh for I should have done it like that [ __ ] I need to pick up this chest oh oh okay it’s all right I’m just going

To oh for [ __ ] sake okay that one flows out at least all right what’s the worst that could possibly happen let’s just go down here right good and then just uh yeah that yeah yeah this sucks oh I’m drowning oh I’m drowning okay all right okay now I can

Just pick up this chest and it shouldn’t fly out I hope wonderful okay okay all right done you want to be a make an obser a clock that launches them into the void obvious it will lag so hard after a couple minutes right okay that’s why the video

Is telling me to do that I just F like oh I’ll just store them it’s fine but you’re right we’re going to get so many of them all right I mean I can make a toggleable obero clock can’t I I could just make a toggleable clock that underneath this just spits them out

Yeah that can be installed later that is true we won’t worry about that right continuing on yeah okay right so we we put the hoppers down yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes just add a piston with a lever yeah a piston that has the Observer a sticky piston has an

Observer on it that just look goes into it doesn’t it yeah so we make the put the put the put the wool down yep fences I mean I’m not going to worry about that for now right two temporary blocks up okay I need my scaffolding maybe I should just

Be stop being such a baby and move my Sher box over I don’t know why I haven’t done [Laughter] that all right let’s just pick the [ __ ] Sher box up what build guide am I following I am following uh more thingss build guide Minecraft Enderman XP farm

1.9.3 best design all caps it was just the first one I found I don’t really care it’s just a any old Enderman Farm will do right it doesn’t need to be the best one we can build the best one later um right let’s just plon this bad boy down

Like there that’ll do right temporary block and I’m going to need more of this so I want to go so what’s the plan here I also want to have this and this with me I think and this and this and this that’s pretty much everything okay two blocks up

Right okay so so by two blocks up he means fre like that and then plunk that there right so it’s like that so then you build another 9×9 structure okay what am I achieving with this ah [ __ ] [ __ ] you don’t have to name the little

Ender thingy by the way oh what do you mean I don’t have to name it all right okay I see what I’m doing right I’m I’m making a I’m making a thing that the Enderman can’t escape from a little we’re making the the Free by free

Hole but we’re not building it out of solid blocks cuz there’s no point cuz the end are really tall so we’re just putting enough blocks in they don’t despawn in mine carts anymore why what oh well whatever I’ve got the naming thing who cares do I even need to fill this in then

Surely I don’t need to fill this in Right oh I also need oh this [ __ ] song man but they can’t teleport there cuz they won’t fit what I don’t understand I don’t get it because why would I need to have carpet here because if I do this an Enderman can’t it can’t stand here cuz it doesn’t fit so it can’t

Teleport to it right we’ll see I’ll leave it but I’ll have to take down the scaffolding obviously cuz I think they can teleport to that maybe I don’t quite understand why I’m building this big ring because surely I just need to have the tunnel right for the Ender to fall down

I’ll just follow the just because there might be some mechanic or something I’m not thinking about but I don’t know why it’s getting me to do this is this just to increase the chance of them spawning or something maybe that’s what this is I just don’t know watch The shulker Craft build this

Is pointless I don’t know if I want to switch now sh shulker craft Enderman farm from two years ago it’s exactly the same as what I’m doing but just like a slightly different up tube thing right just all this outside stuff isn’t necessary you only need the inner

Tube yeah okay so just the just the inner tube looks different I mean this bit’s necessary because this is the roof of this place to stop them like being able to teleport in here right but and then we’ll need the double carpet on top of this but then this all these tubes are

Unnecessary they don’t need to be this big am I just an idiot and not following this guide correctly oh yeah I’m just an idiot and not following this guide correctly right yeah no I’m dumb yeah okay I’m stupid we don’t need all this yeah this build it seems exactly the same

So yeah so you need the roof just to make sure you don’t get like camped by Enderman but you don’t need the rest of it might be LOL uh that’s fine I’ll just how many times do I need to do this 13 times I need to do this okay got

It right and I need to carpet this as well don’t I I need more carpet than that got a double carpet this the double carpet is such a dumb thing I really wish they would remove this from the game honestly like why is this a

Thing oh my God I need actually way more carpet I don’t have enough do I ah [ __ ] hey hey uh who wants to be a champ and bring me some carpet anyone [ __ ] I might need some more SP stone slabs as well yeah make sure it’s Pink Carpet yeah okay thanks water have fun fixing it when it’s full of Ender why is it going to be full of

Enderman Oh you mean like you mean like now right yeah [ __ ] sake keep messing this up I know how the scaffolding works yeah if I walk away yeah I mean I won’t walk away I’m sure water won’t take that long smiley face Is this right am I building this correct distance Apart yeah two temporary blocks and then that yeah that’s right yeah and I need to do this 13 times okay 13 rings so we got one 2 three Jesus Four five [ __ ] almost flew off the edge then Six 7 yeah I need more spon stone slabs for sure oh my God this song Jesus I’ve lost count as well was that seven I said so this will be the eighth that I’m placing right now so that is the eighth this will be the ninth this will be the

10th why you just turn turn 180° when you can you not see me water as soon as you get in the end there’s a hole in the come on you can find it soon as you spawn in the end you turn 180° around and there’s

A hole with leaves on it and you follow that for a long time you’re you’re below me aren’t you okay now I’ve lost count again uh yeah hello uh I lost count I mean I can just free cam ah [ __ ] a [ __ ] 1 2 3 4 5 6 6 7 8 9

10 okay there’s the pink wool do you have the stone slabs okay okay okay you can make some okay I’ll just pick that up I guess oh okay well [ __ ] that’s 11 that’s 12 and this my friends [ __ ] well I can get more stone slabs now ah I hope I didn’t lose my

Pickaxe ah I didn’t react why didn’t I react in any way my reaction was to try to get into the Rings but literally the entire point of it is preventing you is to prevent you from getting in it so why did I think that was going to work

Ah for [ __ ] sake I had a water bucket I had Shuler uh ender pearls I had so many ways to avoid that ah for [ __ ] sake all right whatever what happened happened let’s go back there I saw some of my stuff fly off into the void but not all of

It oh for [ __ ] sake oh where am I going I need to go this way yeah I could have gone into the scaffolding there was a lot I could have done I was also kind of expecting to survive the fool but obviously I don’t have um I don’t have where the hell is

That’s not the right I don’t have feather falling boots on do I so with with feather falling I would have like survived but yeah there were a lot of things I could have done rip hardcore world oh I would not have taken my [ __ ] feather falling boots off in a hardcore World

Cuz if I fall into the void it doesn’t matter if I lose all my stuff does it why am I going to the Bowl that’s not where I want to go [ __ ] sake want to go up where the hell this this it this is it oh well whatever there’s another staircase Here no cuz that will have 10 billion Enderman on it boy the fox the best idea is to just not fall off you’re you’re all we’re we’re now doing the twitch Chat thing where we’re all like I have a solution to this problem that is preventative it’s just like how about I

Just don’t do the thing I don’t know man yeah I mean I should just not die forhead right well in the worst case I’ve lost my pickaxe right which will be upset but not the end of the world it will just take some time to replace [Laughter] It I don’t want to use elytra elytra [ __ ] if I start using elytra that will mean the death of any ground like Transport Services probably cuz I don’t I can’t imagine any many other people are using it like f isn’t using it I guess but it’ll just turn into like yeah

No more infrastructure cuz just fly their forehead have I run past it or am I okay there it is I heard someone fall down I wonder if it was water who preemptively gathered all of my stuff attempting to give it to me without communicating this facts to me

No my stuff’s there still I’m pretty sure not a lot of it oh yeah this is it yeah I lost I lost my pickaxe y it’s gone ah well [ __ ] that was pretty dumb ah well that was the only thing of value I could have lost I also lost the ender

Pearls which is kind of annoying uh let’s go down hello please don’t push me off okay checking the chest it might have fallen into Hoppers oh that’s true actually I got the name tag and the empty bucket okay well that’s more useful I suppose and those are slabs those are the wrong

Slabs [ __ ] sake oh dear all right yeah I lost my pickaxe that sucks um let’s I think I have most of the slabs I might be able to complete it um yeah and I got ender pearls oh there’s the wool okay ah the era of Shuler boxes has started I suppose all

Right I should have covered it in just like I should have covered it in um Regular carpet to begin with shouldn’t I rails and mine cart oh yeah those have been lost yep bugger let’s just start putting some regular carpet down at least just so they don’t spawn here you bastard

Okay yeah if you could just like move on a bit Ah God damn it that one stood on top of it it must have just climbed up it I have to look at their face oh jeez thanks I didn’t think of that oh I could have put one there I can

Obviously water them away wa actually I suppose I could do that just quickly for [ __ ] sake damn it well I guess that works actually okay no well I suppose just getting regular carpet Down’s more important can we just okay all right all right all right yeah yeah just everybody into this corner [ __ ]

[ __ ] all right [ __ ] sake ah okay hooray one more ah water boarding yes funny when he flows up like that I could actually place it but obviously I have no idea he’s going to do that and I don’t want to do that yeah wait let me just do that

Again I mean I have enough carpet right like who cares hooray hooray God damn it I’m all the blocks I can’t place water in oh dear when when I enter shower and water is hot yeah okay all right all right all right um yeah the the rail the mine cart

And the the rail loss is kind of annoying but I think there’s an Ender Chest over there I think I can craft those again um so I guess I’ll do that water is getting the blocks excuse me friend yeah water’s getting the blocks trapdoor I have it in my

Inventory I can also turn hit boxes off now um yeah here’s an Ender Chest here yeah my precious pickaxe God damn it aggravating turn it one PE meter to the left and now it’s freezing cold water here right I believe there’s an Ender Chest here you can’t turn bone slabs into

Smooth ones oh sick great good fantastic okay um let’s find this out for myself shall we anything burnable here coal Coal’s pretty burnable I also have coal in my [ __ ] inventory nope you can’t cook them cool that’s pretty [ __ ] dumb that doesn’t make any sense at all why what God damn it

Right well I have Cobblestone here so I can cook the Cobblestone oh no don’t place it I can’t pick it back up I guess I can make a cobblestone pickaxe yeah no there’s no crafting bench here [ __ ] sake oh I’ve put one in my inventory stone pickaxe hooray right let’s just cook this

Cobblestone and then I’ll cook that into smooth Stone and then I’ll turn that into smooth stone slabs or I could just go back to my house I guess actually that seems smarter let’s just go back to my house okay GS and now I can just stand here and let this stuff

Cook yeah okay good yeah oops don’t do that it’s 13 in here all right I’ll just wait okay I’ll just chill here um I will go check on the mouse trap and I shall return shortly while the stuff’s cooking obviously for for for okay hi I bring some snacks as well since

We’re just waiting for stuff to cook come on all right oh thanks there’s more um God losing my pickaxe is so annoying [ __ ] okay okay back to AFK while I eat for okay well hopefully that’s enough we’ll see I can always just come back and get more right so

Not the end of the world okay let’s go on another Journey wee um I don’t think I need to bring anything else with me no oh wait I can make the the things while I’m here I just broke all brought all of my rails didn’t I that was pretty dumb

Okay one set of rails one mine cart okay there we go cool let’s go oh it’s this way I want to go isn’t it yeah this way and then over here and then here right okay that’s the route I’m supposed to take I remember now and then up here and

Then that’s the jungle wait we already have a jungle this is the end this way okay fun Le we have cool music Oh I can open my uh Advent calendar it’s the 22nd isn’t it yeah oh it’s a double decker oh hell yeah or a dinky Decker cuz it’s tiny sweet I love double Deckers ah [ __ ] it ah just let me open it thank you [ __ ] yes placing infrastructure and investing in the future is a good idea junko monkey just like how investing in your own future and not watching a man play Minecraft on a twitch stream and procrastinating is a good idea Or I can just put up with the short term and keep running okay G’s [Laughter] dude you clocked off work okay for I’m already pissing about I don’t know I don’t know even about what you’re doing okay right back again for God’s sake why do I

Have a dark oak that must be from my thing all right how many rings one two 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 we need one more oh I need my God this pickax is so slow how does fa use Stone pickaxes I said eight twice you’ve got

To be kidding me 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 [ __ ] off you did the last ring one low oh wait this is too low why am I crouching yeah I shouldn’t be crouching for [ __ ] sake I built this to low haven’t I uh a

Crud all right all right all right my bad this needs to be higher doesn’t it it needs to be there yeah there we go okay all all right right got it got it got it got it cool right that’s better there right then what the 13th ring place my building blocks on

Top 31 by 31 Square after that oh Jesus okay ah [ __ ] no the scaffolding okay building blocks on top of that right okay here we go 31 by 31 Square I absolutely do not have enough slabs [ __ ] whatever that one’s going to annoy me forever but I’m going to leave

It it’s not worth the effort of trying to get it all right let’s just make the biggest spawning platform I can and then we’ll make the the Ender the endermite pit um 31 by 31 right build 13 blocks out okay so I can do that 1 2 three

Four no away from the center wait what hold on a second one two 3 4 five 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 in addition to that 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 that’s how big it needs to be it’s an XP farm Orit one

Two what the one two ah [ __ ] how do I just go around Josh 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 okay 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 I have some more slab I mean I have a

Bunch of slabs 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 there we go that’s how big it has to be okay then what trap doors in the hole yep eight trap doors good yeah I mean yeah all right time for the Ender

Mite build up three blocks one two three does it mean like that yeah three blocks up from that okay right and then place an iron bar on top good carpet on top of the iron bar it’s a good thing I have one okay what we doing on top of that now oh right

Okay right okay okay okay got it got it got it right okay so we need so that’s where that’s going to go and then we make a little thingy here and this is where I need to put the endermite okay so now I need to

Just do this do I have the name tag I do Christ that’s painful H maybe I shouldn’t be doing this without armor oh God this is going to take too long just using steak alone I need to get my Hunger down Christ I mean if I die all my

Stuff’s just going to be in this holes in this things it doesn’t really mad is it regeneration Beacon yeah sure let me just go get a beacon real quick come on this isn’t enough ender pearls anyway is it ah [ __ ] [ __ ] why did that put me on a block no

Water won’t help to reduce the damage G I’ll just have to go get more ender pearls that’s fine I have all my stuff over there I can just go farm more pearls oh wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait

Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait I might have goofed here actually let’s get rid of all that uh I need to [ __ ] let’s just just do that while I’m not here okay yes yes spooky noise okay fun in here I will take a stack More carpet with

Me um I don’t need more rails I don’t need more iron bars I don’t think do I any more iron bars what happens when he actually gets the end of Mite what does he do right do we need to protect it more right then you put a carpet on top of

The end M that’s all you have to do yeah okay right got it okay let’s go I should also put the mine cart down preemptively cuz it might be a pain in the dick to place the mine cart if the Ender mite’s already there oh hey a suspicious stack of golden carrots

Uh right let’s just grab my stuff real quick uh there’s fre ender pearls here um let’s just kill Enderman until I have enough ender pearls um I will use these though wow conveniently half a stack of golden carrots okay let’s get some [ __ ] end pears actually there might be some ender

Pearls over here right ah whatever let’s [ __ ] kill him start farming annoyingly I’m soon going to have more ender pears than I know what to do with ah how about instead of doing baiting them in the boat or any other crap how about I just [ __ ] kill them like I don’t know

Man I’m in full enchanted diamond armor they’re not that scary I look at my health that was two of them just slapping me any yeah the noise is kind of annoying let me just I’ll just uh I’ll mute that a minute do I already have seven okay I have one stack

Ah where’d you go buddy sorry I’ll make it so I can hear it but you can’t whoops oh my God I just threw my [ __ ] sword God those last two didn’t even give me ender pearls [ __ ] ni teleport idiot I one didn’t even drop one I have a looting free sword I mean

The other way I can do this is by going under a little structure like that over there and just looking at them all that would also work rather than just killing them one by one like this then I crit them though which is annoying who built this they built it

Kind of annoying it’s just not quite big enough God damn it this needs like a few more blocks just like here now we’re good right okay here we go hello Enderman I’m looking at you all problem is I’m running out of Enderman don’t I have enough probably to be

Honest all right let’s go surely that’s enough right how unlucky could I possibly get all right I’m going to take everything off except my shoes which should hopefully protect me enough that I sto taking so much damage in before first Pearl yeah I wouldn’t be surprised honestly if you need ender pearls just

Build an Ender Farm Josh oh [ __ ] really H why didn’t I think of that oh no scaffolding precious pre scaffolding left to rot a damn it I needed like ah for [ __ ] sake right uh pickaxe my stone [ __ ] pickaxe dude oh yeah Fe oh for [ __ ] sake are

You serious are you [ __ ] serious no I couldn’t name him he’s already in the mine cart ah [ __ ] are we sure he doesn’t despawn are we absolutely sure that he won’t despawn I don’t know how much I trust that to be honest I’m just going to place this again there’s

Andy yeah there we go whatever that’s fine okay done now I just need to break enough blocks to be a to see what the [ __ ] I’m doing let’s get some carpet I’m deaf Josh right sorry yes yes yes why can’t I put a m a carpet on top

Of this there we go right okay now we’re done this should just work now look the Ender are pissed they’re going that one for some reason isn’t pissed um I have my f falling boots I’ll be fine why are you you not pissed oh have I [ __ ] this up

Somehow why is he not pissed did I build it one too high up but that’s how high he built it in the video now that’s how high he build it in the video right that’s it he just leaves yeah what why aren’t you okay I’m just going to I’m just going to do

This there we go okay right let’s just fill the rest of this platform out I suppose we’ve all all of my diamond equipment with me what could possibly go wrong smiley face maybe I have enough slabs oh God it’s the [ __ ] up music yes yes very Spooky oh no there’s no way I have enough slabs I thought I had more than that [ __ ] it every slab is precious well it’s still pretty good not as big as it should be but that’s okay I think all right let’s see if this works hopefully they don’t I don’t think they can spawn in SC scolding I’m pretty sure they can’t okay and now Enderman fall in the

Hole oh yeah there they go hooray hope you like this sound Precious Precious ender pearls yay that’s a lot of damage yeah this is why I don’t like having Auto dispensers on these because your [ __ ] just gets dispensed into the [ __ ] void there’s not that many this is like a lot slower

Than I was expecting H why is this so slow is it just cuz I haven’t built it big enough or is it because I haven’t built it down all the way H H it should not be anywhere near this slope that was a lot oh okay that’s more like it

I hope I just have to build it bigger and we’ll be all right I rather people in the oh [ __ ] what do you uh what are you doing there friend oh you’re just going to go up my scaffolding are you okay that’s kind of annoying yeah it does seem to be FAS now

Maybe someone was in the ends hello they’re not like getting stuck or something are they I see a bunch of them like running around up there what am I doing I have free cam they’re all just stood there have I just built this wrong is he not supposed to be on a carpet

Maybe but they’re all just stood there look like not looking at it that doesn’t seem right at all maybe I wasn’t supposed to leave the thing let me check the other design no that’s on a carpet on another carpet and it’s the same height what is it just when they spawn there

They just don’t yeah okay we need them to be further away it’s just but they’re spawning too close I think when they spawn further out they instantly run towards it so I just need to make the spawning platform bigger oh God yeah that’s more like it

All so I just need to make the thing bigger not that hard these chests full yet not yet okay let’s go get more smooth stone slabs and I’ll come back and I’ll build the rest of it out I’m almost level 20 uh 30 already yeah so my plan I’ll I’ll bring

A uh I’ll bring a an Ender Chest over or I might already have one right I’ll bring I’ll bring um we’ll make an enchanting station here we’ll bring an anvil and you can just sit you can just sit here and just make I’ll just mute

Them you can just sit here and just make um equipment and stuff easy peasy cuz you just slap all the Enderman get a ton of XP and then then go back to crafting and then you go back and then you slap them again strangely satisfying doing

This you were vibing sorry sorry is that Better how’s that is that Better I’ll also build some walls and other stuff I guess but this is like a very basic bit Enderman Farm is my shovel repaired Yet ow ow oh God oh God oh God oh God oh God oh God all right okay I think it’s time to get out of here let’s go can you imagine if I died then oh my God I would have been so pissed right why do I hear an Enderman

Sound I should not have heard I should not be hearing Enderman sounds oh one was chasing me oh my God one chased me that whole way holy [ __ ] oh my words yikes okay let’s put my equipment back on I got an Ender Chest I got some obsidian

Uh I have a lot of Ender Pearls I have too many ender pearls don’t need Ender Pearls at this point uh imagine if I turned around to check I wasn’t an idiot I was going to keep [ __ ] running all right let’s go get more stone slabs and then and get anvils and

Bookcases and an enchanting station enchanting table and I’ll make the platform form a little bigger and then we’ll be done with it and I can just make remake the pickaxe that I lost why do I hear Boss music here um put that back Cher boxes All right so what am I making we’re making that needs to just keep cooking uh oh there’s more lava but I don’t have any buckets whatever right bookshelves I have a lot of leather and I have a lot of bamboo which could be turned into sugar in vanilla flake

I might already have paper to be honest one paper that’s fine I got six books yeah and here’s my here’s my um silk touch pickaxe I was going to make here’s all the INF thingss for it I just didn’t have the XP to make it I guess I do

Now um I don’t have a spare diamond pickaxe though I have diamonds but I’d rather just go buy a diamond pickaxe with the emeralds did I have a put my emeralds back a did I lose all my emeralds in the void a that’s [ __ ] annoying all right

Whatever um I only have half an hour left I need to get this project done so I’ll make the pickaxe later let’s make some bookshelves um are they in my Ender Chest oh yeah they are sick okay thank you like a ton of books um ton of bookshelves how many book

Shelves do you need I don’t quite remember any more books 15 okay that sounds about right well there’s 13 bit more paper think I had this like random bamboo Farm just going this whole time 15 bookshelves there we go um now how do you make a enchant

In table you need a book two diamonds an obsidian okay two diamonds obsidian I had somewhere didn’t I I think there’s some obsidian out there there might have even been exactly four obsidian if not I could just dig an Obsidian Tower oh no I can’t I have a

[ __ ] diamond pickaxe I’m pretty sure there was obsidian out there um Yeah pretty sure maybe there’s some obsidian I can grab somewhere else I had exactly four obsidian before going to the end right so it must be out there then you can provide the enchanting table oh okay sure uh get it to me quick though cuz I only have half an hour to finish

This um then then yeah I’ve got 15 I’ve got bookshelves I need an anvil um I don’t want to provide too many anvils but I also would like some anvils out there okay one more the hell’s Anvil am I blind oh I’m an idiot right there we go there’s another

Three anvils is surely enough for now God I’m going to run out of iron at some point um uh right anvils bookshelves a grindstone would be good how do you make a grindstone it’s hilariously enough a regular reg stone slab a stick and some planks okay I’ve got sticks I got planks

I’ll use the regular stone slabs that are out out there uh lever I don’t need now um I don’t need the rail um what’s in here that I don’t need anymore yeah all of this stuff pretty much oh Jesus hello uh right and then pick this

Up uh that’s all just carpet I’ll leave that out there um that’s that coal and stuff I don’t need scaffolding I don’t need but I’ll bring it with me just in case uh I’m not going to use the fences um right leaves I don’t need where was here there

Okay um that’s it I think what else did I want to put out there enchanting table anvils Ender Chest oh hey enchanting table thank you um grindstone I’ll make I think that’s it right yeah I think that’s it ender chest is out there I have do I have an one in

My inventory actually I think I put one in that chest didn’t I okay whatever all right hopefully this is enough slabs probably not though no that doesn’t seem like enough slabs at all bugger I’m just going to keep doing this hello toua do you do you bring

Slabs oh my God yay okay thank you oh and a bunch of smooth stone blocks as well hello okay right hopefully that’s enough thanks let’s head back out there okay I’m going bringer of the slabs yes okay cool this way father slabas Yes yes hello all right up with the hill ladder

Of something my poor stone pickaxe what’s that sound that’s a goat horn blue um that’s the end this one okay right n it’s some yahi blowing a goat horn did De De God this is quite a walk isn’t it it’s funny how I can get back instantly but getting out there takes forever a rail would be really annoying though cuz it would have to go diagonally the whole way all right here we go h okay boat slides

Yeah hey there is an Ender Chest here and obsidian I’ll take that anyway rest of the stuff can leave there Okay should maybe make this pathway a bit bigger you just need like if we had four stacks of leaves we could make it free wide now okay I’m here first order of business let’s make the spawning platform bigger yeah Le Leaf railings yeah that’s what we could

Do all right Hello friends don’t mind me I’m just going to do this real quick how was I doing this before this wasn’t the way I was doing it before I’m making it out of leaves because then Enderman can’t spawn on it otherwise I have to like spam carpet everywhere and it’s annoying

The Enderman Le it alone yes get it ha a [ __ ] okay yep pretty much or it they just spawn up here see the Ender might get angry at it and fall down the hole they walk into the hole because it has um cuz it has

Trap doors and AI see trap doors as full blocks because when they’re open they’re like a full block they can stand on right ah oh some just spawned got mad at it the thing with this Farm is that it doesn’t work if there’s anyone else in the end

Because um the Enderman just spawn elsewhere uh you I thought you were coming to here it’s fine it’s fine I don’t plan on using the farm I just need to finish it before I have to leave if I want to do XP farm things I won’t do it on

Stream I’m getting there I’m getting there hopefully I have enough blocks I’m not checking my inventory Almost there okay this side’s almost done I assume the spawning platform is just as big as it can be any bigger maybe they don’t see the end of Mite or they don’t spawn that far away or something but yeah it seems like the ones that spawn next to the hole just

Stand there and don’t actually see the endite you have they have to actually spawn like a bit away for them to see it which is kind of annoying but I don’t know what can be done about it [ __ ] it put carpet by the hole maybe that’s all the blocks seriously

A I still didn’t have enough [ __ ] I need like just a few rows more yeah that’s why I’m I think he or enough we’ll just push them in right oh for God’s sake all right well that’ll do for now all right I don’t have time to finish this oh well never

Mind well there’s a sort of finished Farm you’ll bring more okay but I mean it’s going to take ages right wa what isn’t this a wonderful sound don’t you just love it oh hey someone in the end do you know how I can tell maybe Tod do was coming with the

Things let’s uh start preemptively chucking all of these oh you still just here okay that middle one had more than any of the others interesting all right anyway while we’re waiting for toua to come here with the rest let’s build these little extra things So uh the problem is I don’t have enough blocks so I’ve got I’ve got the anvils that’s easy but where am I going to put the cuz the enchant hunting station needs lots of room doesn’t it oh I know I can here’s what I can do cuz the enchanting oh I heard a

Rocket sound maybe to do us building the rest of it I know he’s just trying to get to me hello just put them in the chat okay that works oh thanks is that we’ll see if that’s enough uh I’m actually going to extend this out a little bit I

Think I do have pink carpet okay let’s just make this a little bigger yeah the reason I’m putting double carpet on is so they don’t they can’t teleport to it cuz it’s like not a legal block for them to teleport to so they don’t why don’t I just build this out of

Endstone that would have been a lot easier this was barely even enough to make this there we go okay well now I can make this bigger yeah I used all the stone slabs making the the bottom floor bigger instead of actually building the [ __ ] spawning platform out whatever that’s fine hooray

Okay um let me just uh make things a little quieter in here that’s a bit better all right um let’s place the things down so how do I make bookshelves get I need to this thing needs to be one block away from it doesn’t it so this needs to be

Here and then this needs to be like here it’s not the corners though is it ah [ __ ] I don’t remember how to place this I can’t pick this up anymore can I I’m pretty sure it’s like I put them here don’t I like this that looks right yeah

Okay that seems correct 30 okay good um right okay then the next thing we’re going to need is anvils oh my God I just pushed T maybe I should have Ro fences oh it’s so quiet uh oh the smooth stone slabs I needed those for the grindstone didn’t I

I guess I’ll go get back and get those in a minute uh I mean I can just put the Anvil here can’t I that works right that doesn’t block anything oh that works okay and I’ll just uh crafting table would be good and then like a chest I suppose okay and then

Like uh yeah that was for I didn’t need that [ __ ] stupid song that was for the enchanting table if I already put down that’s the grindstone yeah that’s everything we need isn’t it more anvils that’s what I was going to put in this chest whoops not my shovel more anvils in there

Delightful so much XP it’s all repairing my shovel okay now it’s not cool okay I guess that’s that then that’s me done here it is the crappy little farm I made oh yeah I have this here so I can go lower I suppose but uh here is the Enderman

Farm we I need to a few more stone slabs free here for some reason so a row of free here here and then a row of two here and then finish this corner and then that’s it so I mean it works fine the way it is um and the scaffolding doesn’t seem

To be a problem either which is nice but quite honestly this seems fast enough so I’m not going to complain too much about it not being exactly perfect or whatever okay cool lots of ender pearls are spilling out and we have a lot of Ender Pearls oh

You you got there and how are you there okay maybe the scaffolding does have to come out at the end that’s fine I’ll remove the scaffolding when I’m done but yeah okay I’m level 40 now Christ okay well anyway that’s me done for today then um got a run was just a

Short stream I got what I needed to be needed done though exactly on time I have 10 minutes to spare so that’s good nice all right thanks a lot for watching um yeah I’ll see you in the next YouTube video bye bye YouTube he’s angry with me now he’s

Dead okay right I’m also yeah twitch stream I’m almost done also done I need to leave so uh that’ll be me done for now yeah thanks a lot for watching guys that was fun um I hope me making a thing was interesting I did try to not just be

Staring at the tutorial video the whole time so yeah all right see you guys later Bye