INSANE! I Created My Dream Minecraft Family!

They were playing Minecraft but we have to raise a family now that I’m an adult I have to take care of my children but the problem is that they’re pretty small now our ultimate goal is to teach my child how to play Minecraft let’s try to have 40,000 lights on this video and

Let’s do this I need your help guys I’m here and hope oh no this is our kid tiger hey don’t you hit your dad don’t don’t fired on the couch hey listen I don’t care no it’s important I know – oh my cute if she still plays organisation

No I took the PlayStation away okay I want you to play on the Xbox alright No hey listen up you spoiled ugly looking and it’s creature I’m taking it back get back get back here’s what I want you to do okay what do you want me to just stop playing

Video games and start doing homework alright you need to get good grades at school no listen homework is not for losers homework is for people who want to have a bright future alright yeah I told you you need to get a bright future don’t don’t end up like me okay come to

The library with me alright okay we’re gonna read some books we’re gonna read some books grab your favorite book let’s read it alright this book is pretty nice yeah you see books aren’t too bad okay sorry for yelling at you I shouldn’t be yelling at you I’ve been yelling at you since week

Suz mom disappeared okay anyways Tiger we’ve read the books now it’s time to do some more fun stuff okay there’s a lot more fun stuff then than just being on your phone okay this question this was my good friend Jilly and this was my good friend slow gomen okay so I

Took their heads and put it in my home yeah I know right I know I know I’m gonna teach you how to poop yep finally I know you know how to talk but you’ve never pooped in your life all right here’s what I want you to do open

Up the lid okay now you bump top of it yeah and you look at me and now you poop this is very good and then you you wipe or the toilet paper oh no oh no where’s the paper okay water that’s nothing the paper get in here

Just wash it off okay just wash it off all right yeah very good thank you very much and now get back but go back there and then flush it on the right you pull the lever there we go that’s some nice pooping and tight or whatever you do

Tight put that phone away right now put that iPhone the 11pro max move away okay we’re gonna go play outside what we’re gonna do is we’re gonna go and we’re gonna jump into the the hot spring this is a hot spring caution hot water isn’t

As old as it is so nice and hot oh I love it it’s so comfortable hey don’t drown don’t drown you’re under water you’re under water get up get up get up no your head is literally under water unless you can breathe out of the top of

Your head there we go listen up I’m gonna teach you another lesson tighter water you can’t breathe in water really yeah yeah yeah so be careful be cautious around water I’m gonna teach you how to swim now all right swimming is very important because else you’ll sink to

The bottom and then you can’t breathe underwater you’ll go sleepy no way careful careful okay do you know how to swim I think so no no you’re literally at the bottom no no no go up go up go up moving forward up up and down up and

Down up and down you’re doing it you’re doing it come on Tiger come on come on swim swim swim swim there we go I had to teach to you the hard way but you did it you did it tiger that was beautiful cue and now thank you

We can go backwards we can go forwards we can go sideways this is this is fantastic we’re at the fire plays Tiger got our horses over here remember or really rich we have horses Tiger what I don’t touch the fire first of all the fire is hot

And whatever you do do not open that chest there’s some very dangerous stuff in there I don’t want you to steal my weapons and use them to blow up the house okay okay all right perfect well well I said that I’m just gonna take a nap over here real quick because I’m so

Tired but I trust you all right no don’t use it against me give it back to me give it all back to me thank you no more for you don’t go into the house you have some very dangerous stuff with you tiger don’t I won’t oh my goodness tiger what

Is that what what is that I know what that is that’s an antimatter missile I won’t get any closer but you should know that I have a diamond sword for you you can grab it if you want to but only only if you’re a good boy it’s all Say you’re not gonna get it’s a gimmick get back I’m gonna whoop you I’m gonna whoop you get over here give it all to me give it all to me Tiger come on okay I’ll stop I’ll stop take the armor I’ll take the armor off doesn’t doesn’t look

Good on you anyways well that’s well actually what happens when I smack you on the head tiger go to your room you are grounded I mean nothing you could go anywhere anyways we’re still locked up but a this night this is the pool this is not your room I’ll go away

All right I’ll see you a dinner there’s literally nothing behind me oh my girl where did you find that what I saw you shot it who was that was that behind you it was a god there’s literally no one behind me hey hey stop stop this immediately tiger stop this immediately okay

I’m not giving you for tonight to come back nope nice 512 gigabyte no you’re not getting anything back I’m getting out of here this kid this kid I’m putting you up for adoption I put it up for adoption I’m calling the cops on you I’m calling the cops on you they’re

Gonna take you away no no no no they won’t no you’re gonna take you away tiger they’re gonna take you away have fun have fun trying to cook your own breakfast have fun trying to cook your own breakfast tiger I’m putting you up for adoption all right yes No No

Why did you just change your mind all of a sudden listen Tiger adoption I’m done I can’t I’ll take care of you I you know I cannot take care of you I’m sorry well okay then wait what do you have there tiger don’t don’t I’m gonna do it don’t I’m

Gonna do tiger don’t do it don’t do it don’t do it Tiger Tiger by heart are you kidding me you literally deleted our entire home fun tiger do you realize your fortnight is gone now you just just deleted your playstation you fool it’s time for you

To grow up okay I always wanted to be an adult anyways look I’ve even grown a bit you literally have not grown a single bit okay oh no you just grew okay yet you’re a teenager now that explains why you’re so annoying Tiger now that you’re a

Teenager it’s time for you to learn how to survive in Minecraft okay so you’re also really tall yep there you go yet some seeds on there I got you got you so listen up tiger we’re in the Minecraft world it’s time for us to chop down a tree here’s your

First treat feel free to chop it down yep you’re doing great you just break the wood and thank you very nice and then break the block underneath yeah and then the one above you – you forgot these – now that you have the wood put it together and craft it into some some

Planks and a crafting table Wow good job I can’t I guess that was too easy buddy do you know the best you know how to create a sword that’s not a sword that is not a sword buddy you can do it yes now correct me a sword – and let’s go at

Hunting all right guys I send my son out to go and get some gear at what I got I got some iron already and then I got some tools I want to see what Tiger got Tiger Tiger did you go get yourself some gear I’m really curious to see what you

Managed to get what is this tiger what can you can you give that to me for a second it doesn’t fit you it doesn’t fit you what is this how did you get this well this pickaxe oh my Oh what oh my oh where did you find this

Where did you find this peek at how what do you mean you wish for it you got it well I wish for it Thank You tiger don’t worry let me use it I’m an advanced miner and let’s go and get some gear for you so we can go and fight some bosses

Alright your your head is sick III see them listen these are diamonds but I should be probably already knew these paychecks is really good so oh my okay well that’s a lot of diamonds that’s a you pick the bell the diamonds how many were there three stacks three

Stacks okay let’s give you one stone thank you very much tiger now let’s go into defeat the Ender Dragon all right y’all listen up we’re at the Ender Dragon let’s take it out alright I just need to get up I just need to I just need to dig up real quick alright

There he is the ender trade can I fly I can fly I apparently I can fly in mine obsidian right away you need to break all these crystals I just broke one for you alright I’m gonna break this one ego ah tiger and berry go Tiger listen up

The ender dragon is vulnerable now you can do okay get out I’ll start first so you just go there and they hit it that’s all you have to do oh okay okay let me try let me try right your turn you got it ah wait what how how did you just

Repeat it in one hit Tiger Oh Tiger Tiger listen look it’s a baby under dragon yay now that you’ve defeated the Ender Dragon I think you’re worthy you’re finally gonna be an adult if you enjoyed this video you want to see more crazy videos I think right over here or right

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