INSANE Library of Letourneau Video – Villager Noises Galore!

hear me out here guys it’s been stuck in my head Alanis moris said voice okay what it all comes down to is that everything is going to be fine fine fine cuz I got one hand on my penis and the other one is squeezing my ball sack what do you think I got one hand on my ball sack and the other one’s jerking off to you got to you got to find the right series of words to go at the end cuz I got one hand on my boss sack and the other one is tickling my [ __ ] like this could this could work man I’m soft but I’m gooning I’m hard but I cannot come I’m a shower but it’s frigid baby cuz what it all comes down to is that everything’s going to be fine fine fine cuz I got one hand on my ball sack and the other ones tickle in my [ __ ] there we go there we go they’re running young Sheldon ads on your stream you are so cooked guess what buddy you’re watching young Sheldon ads on my stream I’m getting paid that’s CBS money that’s that Les moonvest paycheck bro that [ __ ] comes on at like 7:30 p.m. on a Wednesday only people watching it have a net worth of like eight figures yeah sure it’s 98% their house but still Bazinga um okay what are we doing today we’re going to do uh the dolls and as you may have heard if you watch Kate’s stream yesterday we are away next week we’re on vacation start starting on Friday I will be gone Friday obviously Saturday Sunday Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday Friday Saturday Sunday coming back on Monday so we’ll be fitting in batro while we can two things oh my God first off I had that ballat run I’m not going to regil you too much with the War Stories I got like 4.38 times e to the 17 how did it happen long story short I’m going to keep the engine um like I’m going to keep it as short as possible using DNA I turned my entire deck into purple seal steel Aces uh and then I had mime blueprint blueprint mime makes every card in hand Trigger again and blueprint copies the effect and it does chain off of itself then I had seven double tags and I skipped a blind that gave me plus three hand size next round so I drew like 24 purple seal steel Aces uh and played four of a kind cuz it had my highest Mt so I had like 21 or something steel aces in hand that each got triggered three times I was running the numbers it was something like it’s like one my my Mt got moled by like 1.5 to the power of 60 is a lot the I don’t know The Malt was like into the billions I think the chips were a little light but the maltt was into the billions I think it was some good stuff have you figured out what e means yet yeah I figured out what it means functionally it means that uh local thunk designed the UI and then people started getting scores that were too high and he figured out he had to get some scientific notation in there e probably means you should go outside but it feels so good when the numbers start popping out of the damn ux when’s it coming out unknown you’ll have to watch every single balatro uh video all the way through I already do let’s freaking go hello oh the second thing no big deal just a new 60-minute PB on The Paton Big Ups to the Adriatic Highway in Croatia nicely little Scenic ride hello hey [Music] 2008 you can hear it right yes oh this is Just Dance no no uh yes it’s Just Dance come on come on come on that’s like that’s too easy bass goes crazy on that I mean I’m not mad that it’s too easy it’s nice that it was easy sometimes you know it’s a song I’ve never heard ooh spin that record baby dance to be [Music] okay okay that’s a good one it’s a good I like Lady Gaga you know I was going to say as much as anybody but that’s not true that’s not true at all lots of people like her more than I do but I like her okay she’s in Joker too oh you mean that joker du play yes okay say say business say business say I thought that was Dynamite by Ty Cruz I had a weird French moment uh when I was picking up my daughter from a Class A Mother held the door open for me and uh I said Thank you and then she kept walking and then she turned around like 3 seconds later and she said paru and I didn’t know how to respond so my dumb ass said nonone like No And then she said uh oh I thought I heard you say Mery and I said oh no sorry and then I was chiding myself I was like why did I say oh no sorry in English she doesn’t speak English and then I remember that she said in English I thought I heard you say mercy and I was just like this is just we got to scrap this one and go again like nothing about this Arrangement worked out at all it was cooked from the G go hey can I tell you another story I think my brain is melting down I swear to you it’s 100% true I had a dream last night that I was eating goldfish like Goldfish crackers uh I woke up and put my Bluetooth earbud in my mouth as if it was a Goldfish cracker and then like as soon as it touched my lips it was like a a jolt of adrenaline my brain went like whoa buddy like let’s get some more uh blood in your brain right now like let’s let’s get the alpha brain waves cooking here you almost just killed yourself by swallowing your Bluetooth earbud and I was like the heart rate probably went up to like 150 I was like and then I was like I don’t think I’m going to be able to get back to sleep 15 seconds later that’s scary man you don’t have like control of your brain when you’re sleeping that that would have been the the worst way to die of all time maybe I wouldn’t die but like I’m sure it’s not good for you it’s all sorts of [ __ ] Plastics and rare earth metals and [ __ ] chubby emu already did the video where someone ate an airpod what happened though they died they died it exploded inside of them I mean it does have some kind of battery in it right their throat got corroded by the battery they presented to the emergency room okay f in chat GPT ass nurse we love eating lithium don’t we people we do we do me swallowing a lithium ion battery and then farting a flamethrower out of my anus doesn’t lithium react with air like on contact I don’t know how much lithium is in a lithium battery but I did do high school chemistry folks I did I didn’t like it and I did not inhale here we are Gamers this is so doable pooku monotypes dual types final Evolutions I’m not calling nine though it could happen but I’m calling easy eight here okay dual type ground Swamper this is our go-to groundw the final evolution of ground in hindsight perhaps should have saved Swamper for this one but ground there’s no shot that Groudon is not ground his his name is an anagram for on ground he has no Evolutions bro he is the that’s the final evolution man ex does not include Pokemon without an evolutionary line then what the hell is Primal bro how you know a tort lawyer made pooku dual type Ghost Pokemon Gengar monotype Ghost Pokemon I’m going to hit you straight up it’s got to be Gastly bro Gastly is not poison is he flying is he ghost flying chck can I get a check here he’s poison he has no he’s purple he’s literally poison gas he’s literally made up for one so he’s literally nothing he’s literarily poison gas maybe there’s nothing literal about him he comes before Gengar sometime they they add in another type bro sometimes they add in another type like charmander’s a monotype fire and then Charmeleon monotype fire and then Charizard they’re like guess what G is flying now you’re right they sometimes do if no one got me I know origin got me when I’m right some people in chat are died in the wool haters even if I’m right they’re like you’re wrong some people in the chat are died in the wool stands they’re like even when I’m wrong they’re like I’m right origin is the the enlightened Centrist when I’m right he tells me I’m right when I’m wrong he tells me I’m wrong that’s my barometer Gastly was just ghost in gen one well well well perhaps a bit more sodium chloride next time no he wasn’t oh well well lies lies in my twitch chat it’s more likely than you think okay dual type fire Charizard we just said it feel like seven was a bit of a throw forget about this like listen I don’t know tyian Hui I don’t know darmanitan gar Zen I don’t know AIS SL SE Shield this is from DOTA um M driis I could have gotten so her ass is purple but not uh poison okay and she flies but she’s not flying sure no problem grud gudon Primal okay I got I got annoyed for a second because I thought that this was this one that’s fine no big deal I did gudon down here that was my mistake gudon Primal least common swub that that’s a tough oh yeah that’s a hey oh why would you say uh swine up mamos swine is an ice Pokemon listen you so and so they had du types in Evolutions all the time what the heck is Basu Legion mail or wormadam [Laughter] Sandy I’m going to be real with you I kind of I’m vibing with uh col osel don’t get me wrong but wormadam Sandy this what is it like a piece of pizza with a bird on it like what is it it looks like a piece of Frozen pepperoni pizza why not regular pizza regular pizza um is much more of an isoceles triangle they almost equilateral is a frozen pizza when you cut a frozen pizza into quarters a pizza that you get from a pizzeria delivered will be more isoceles than this without a doubt sorry I’m just trying to I’m I’m building my uh my first Netflix standup special I’m writing they love the frozen pizza bit they you ever notice how when you get a pizza from the store it’s cut into eights but when you get a frozen pizza you could only cut it into quarters what is the deal with airline food brother I honestly God is my witness I think they’re trying their best I mean they got a lot of things to you know get under control they’re flying an airplane they got 200 people on it they got all their luggage and stuff like that and then people are like oh my Ratatouille doesn’t taste fresh and you’re like brother listen I’m not saying you have to go like thank you for the Ratatouille but let’s at least like you know keep our keep our priorities straight [Laughter] here microwave mac and cheese tastes eight times better well yeah are you buying like 15,000 servings of it a day and then loading it on to like a metal cylinder where 250 people get served by three underpaid individuals who [ __ ] hate you yes all right well I don’t I apologize I wasn’t familiar with your uh with your game I still think like being a flight attendant is like a crazy job it’s like when the plane takes off 80% of your job is being like a server but 0.01% of the time you’re expected to basically be like a a paramedic or I don’t know if you’re expected to sacrifice your life for passengers lives but like if things go wrong it’s like you are not a waiter anymore you are like priority number one project manager for saving as many lives as possible I feel like if if [ __ ] goes down like inside of the Cactus Club Cafe I’m not going to turn to the server and be like what do we do everybody in the restaurant bracing positions happy birthday to you happy okay anyway acted. WTF here we are brother this is too easy I like it when it’s a little a little hard this is [ __ ] Shrek 2 boy Julie Andrews Eddie Murphy Antonio Banderas John C is Shrek 2 my dude it’s Shrek III still good though still good that’s a fun game dude I I got a hang on let me control D these These are good dolls man I love movie dolls I’m sorry it’s BAS basically like we took the sporl movie quizzes that I was doing and then made it so I could not be Cyber Bullied for just playing them you think it’s sporl HQ they’re like scrambling right now we have to release our own doll daily puzzles are popping off did you see the traction New York Times connection is up 11,000 per on social this week reinvent the trivia format and G it on my desk by Friday Brandon stokeley was one of three wide receivers to Total over 1,000 receiving yards on this 2004 AFC South team easy bro Falcons it can’t be the Falcons because the Falcons were they played the Patriots in the Super Bowl and the Patriots are in the AFC 2004 who was Aaron and out in 2004 the chiefs were airing it out in 2004 Trent green was throwing bombs Philip Rivers maybe on the Chargers Drew Brees on the Chargers before that John Bryan on the keys right now okay Chiefs all right wrong who was it Colts Colts are in the AFC South you know Indianapolis is like 10 seconds from the Canadian border and Kanas city is like 400 mil south of that it said AFC South brother bro Kansas City is [ __ ] way more south than Indianapolis bro I don’t care what uh Roger Goodell drew the lines of the [ __ ] American map as in the NFL I’m talking about longitude and latitude brother we hold these truths to be self-evident that’s Jack Black’s head now that face is going to take me a second but that’s definitely Jack Black Black’s head and then the face is the face is a man I’ve never seen before I I’m gonna this is a huge I’m is Sasha Baron Cohen that’s all I can think of is just from the eyes oh Joe manangi anello ye I can totally see Joe Magi and nello oh I can see Joe mani and I could see his eyes man I think you’re right I think it’s Joe Mani andelo I chimed in with you haven’t you people ever heard of closing a gosh darn door is a recurring lyric from the uh song which is called listen I was listening to songs from the Queen Mary at this point um I think it’s called I Write Sins Not Tragedies is that correct yes okay I don’t know if I could name another panic at the disco song until they came out with High Hopes in like 2018 well we recovered a little bit I got to see if you could show me the correct answers it is Joe manelo oh 9 in the afternoon your eyes are as high as the moon you could cuz you care cuz we do the song one of the songs you play once in Rock Band too and then never play again yeah I know what you’re talking about I played it a lot in Rock Band no disrespect where you ass at the virtual instruments your ass really going to play the expert guitar track on 9:00 in the afternoon you could be going nobody going to take my car I’m going to race it to the end nobody going to take my car I’m going o she’s a killing machine she’s got everything you know what like there’s there’s phrases interl there bro you you can’t be wasting your time with 9:00 in the afternoon now I’m not saying you got to go Judas Priest painkiller on this you know you might scare the hose but you could you could at least bring some heat Kansas City and Indianapolis are within are within one degree latitudinally okay simple question which one’s more North and which one’s more south me describing how close things are yeah yeah they’re only off by one degree of latitude yeah they must be really close as soon as you start using latitude as the measure of distance most people would be like it’s a 10-minute walk well within the context of the size of the Earth is pretty [Laughter] small it’s like when I when my daughter asks if our errand is going to take a long time well I’m like in the cosmic sense no Humanity’s only existed for the blink of the universe’s eye in a literal sense on the time scale that’s actually relevant to human beings yes it will be you know I don’t know like 0.05% of your entire life on planet Earth so far but you’re pretty young so you know don’t worry about it too much where Goldilocks is discovered by the Three Bears bed in your face overt losing player in the 2024 Super Bowl 49er that doesn’t make any sense pie jeans material denim ner okay Niner can there we go he was right I was I don’t know why I put numbers in it though I was like 49 ER RS Glide redo tree something a kid might draw with brown and green cray people online be like I just can’t solve these New York Times puzzles these New York Times puzzles are too hard something a kid might draw with brown and green crayons sorry why not losing team instead of losing player well cuz the Niner is not the name of the team a Niner is is a member of the 49ers colloquially chees familiarly most of us have no clue what that would be then maybe no disrespect maybe puzzles aren’t your aren’t aren’t your bag maybe you’d be better off doing like a sodoku or something like that leave the word puzzles to the word cells shape rotators like not everything in the word cell puzzles is going to make sense it’s the same way you show me you know three orthographic projections of a the back of a truck and say it’s simple how many [ __ ] cubes are on it I’m like I don’t know a full load otherwise I’m assuming they’d put more they’re like very cute actually the answer is 51 well actually the answer is you can’t know but we can make assumptions that indicates that the domain means it’s a minimum of 51 and I’m like okay buddy how about you do that I’m going to go do wle today Bulgaria [Music] Latvia aeran h [Music] Kazakhstan [Music] Afghanistan Bangladesh that’s cooler that’s too far I honestly thought you were here which does not make sense Nepal h I thought you were there too to be honest with you T menist Tajikistan kirus is beckan really [Music] delightful H India I’m losing it hm [Laughter] Saudi [Music] Arabia Egypt [Music] [Laughter] h [Music] turkey Syria okay okay Palestine Iraq [Laughter] barin 22 guesses you know what got cooked up here things got very confusing geographically because of the freaking whatever this incredibly important body of water is called the Persian Gulf that’s that’s the Red Sea n bro like this is the Red Sea right cuz like it this gulf caused the geography to not make sense to me cuz I was like how can it be close to like you and you but you’re so far away it’s cuz of the Indian Ocean brother holy it’s not like your ass was coming out with bar rain right off the back like this country like it doesn’t it’s smaller no disrespect I know it has a GP um but it’s smaller and that makes it better than me by the way CU I don’t know I have one but we don’t see her very often um it’s smaller than the distance between uh Indianapolis and Kansas City it’s less than one degree of of latitude in its entirety what about Vancouver to La I’m calling it that’s three degrees right there this no no this is not bad this is like um is this is Latvia bro Yep this is Surinam it’s got to be something on the North coast of South America or said buddy you think I don’t recognize Panama when I see it that’s where the canal goes through right there are you oh maybe you’re in the Caribbean islands okay at the 100th Caribbean where the great ples begin any chance you would be Trinidad and Tobago hay what isn’t Haiti like half of the country that is the Dominic or half of the island the other half is a Dominican Republic what what it doesn’t look it doesn’t look right to me it doesn’t look right to me am I looking at the wrong half this is the West half looks like a damn crab trying to get a piece of Plankton I thought that the Border was like a I thought it was like a straight line just to being honest with you I don’t have a a rigorous knowledge of the regularity or irregularity of all International borders na people be like is true Canada and the US was literally just a line they fought for a long time and then they’re like ah whatever splitter down the middle tell that to Maine okay I will if they take the lobsters out of their ears so true so true what are you going to do come over here and get me it’s a long ass flight bro plus you’re starting in Maine so you probably got to take a commuter jet to like a [ __ ] major airport depending on the airport it might not even fly directly here it might take you like four flights just to get over here you’re not going to be angry by the time you land you’re going to be tired you should be you should get you get some sleep this is cursed I’m sorry it’s the Henry Cav’s haircut man it gets me every time it’s crazy to think that’s what [ __ ] were just looking like in like the 1950s man like you’d be waving to this dude he’d live next door to you he’d be like mowing his lawn or cooking up Burgers on like a a red Charcoal Grill on the front porch and then he would go to his job working for the Department of Defense like building a satellite that could shoot a laser beam from outer space and destroy a city mid-century America kind of crazy I mean look at the haircut bro look at his hair look at his [ __ ] hair you think people were okay back then okay well let’s be realistic we have to get out of Doctor Who rather than get into it okay I mean there’s there’s ways there’s certainly ways out of here Ken Bone was in this movie the the prototypical undecided voter I think that we’re going to go so we’re trying to get the agent Argy simply put agent Argyle has too many people in it for me to narrow it down in my head dude that Matt Matt Smith picture is so funny Chad Hanks was in this H can I just try something let’s let’s learn something okay we’ll go Chad Hanks you got to put a little bit of respect or maybe you feel the opposite you know I feel like Tom Hanks is trying to do right by his by his son right he’s giving him a little bit of he’s giving him a push he put him he put him in Greyhound put him in Larry Crown Bratz 2007 where am I try okay I’m trying to get to Sam Rockwell Sam Rockwell yes delightful Sam Rockwell we go Larry Crown I don’t know [ __ ] about where I am to be honest with you I’m scrolling man okay do do the hard hard work Sam Rockwell match Stickman Nicholas Cage Allison lman JoJo rabbit Scarlett Johansen Tao wititi three Billboards Francis mcdorman woody harelson woody harelson Zombie Land with Emma Stone Emma oh hang on Brian Cranston Little Miss sunsh I got it I felt it crystalized Little Miss Sunshine Abigail Breslin Zombie Land Emma Stone oh Woody harelson match uh uh uh three Billboards Sam Rockwell agent aril we we get there Brian Cranston is in Argy man sorry I didn’t realize we had a chat full of the world’s number one Argyle fans you guys must be super excited for the Matthew Von Cinematic Universe it was on the screen you guys I’m just being honest with you you guys are being disingenuous I bet 10 people in chat remember that Brian Cranston was on the poster and everybody else is like you’re right he was he was on the poster well you don’t realize is that you and me were actually in the same boat sir it was on the screen okay [ __ ] scanning electron microscope eyes having ass I can’t even make out what the [ __ ] this is looks like a a CGI shot from The Flash it’s a pixel by a pixel if you love Argyle so much [ __ ] why don’t you marry it maybe I will I don’t even know who the real agent Argy is if I had the guess I would assume that it’s Henry caval because of that haircut and the fact that he’s 6’2 and built like a like a NFL linebacker it has to be the cat no shot bro that doesn’t even Mak sense he’s built like a [ __ ] Brick House can I say by the way some things are worse than they were 80 years ago one thing that’s definitely better it’s [ __ ] sick to have indoor plumbing bro can you imagine waking up at like 2:30 a.m. and having to walk outside at like -1° C and then go [ __ ] in like a wooden hole on a on a splintered chair with no heating at all I get maybe they just went maybe they just [ __ ] in like a a pan next to the bed but like that’s way worse can you imagine I don’t know if I could do it right like if I’m sleeping in bed with my wife I don’t even like to fart in front of her mostly cuz not like I’m embarrassed I’m mostly just rude or I consider it rude to be like I could go somewhere else and fart but instead I’m going to like fill the area that you’re in with toxic gas but I definitely don’t think I could lean over the side of the bed and like take a dump at 2:00 a.m. and slide it back under the bed and then just go to sleep there’s no way man I don’t I mean back in the day I guess that was the norm but I don’t think I could have done it man oh dude Plumbing is crazy I this is Don’t Starve bro it’s the same as I can see the icons I knew [Laughter] oh man hole in one skull and bones okay we’re wrong in basically every category uh let’s narrow it down let’s pick a game from 2012 how about XCOM Enemy Unknown okay that narrows down the time now let’s pick a firstperson shooter from 2018 how about it’s not 2018 how about Wolfenstein 2 2017 first person single player now we’re cooking something up now we’re cooking something up hi Tomo so it is an adventure we know that that’s necessarily true and it also has elements of these am I crazy to think that there could be a little escape from tarov in here it is a unity game I guess tarov is definitely not single player we know that now it’s not Windows exclusive a shooter simulator strategy Indie Adventure game it’s a little game by the name of rust which which I don’t believe is made in unity but okay it is made in unity at I thought that was like Early Access release but disregard shooter simulator strategy Adventure Indie action survival open world and it’s single player only so I’m like it’s the long dark but it came out four years after the long dark hi Tomo shooter simulator strategy Adventure Andy and his first person I mean I’m just I I’m throwing out a guest that makes [Laughter] okay I really thought that the long dark came out in like 2015 see I no disrespect I dislike buttons like this because does this mean if I click it it goes mute or does this mean it is muted and when I click it it’s now on see what I’m saying bro you see what I’m saying there there needs to be some kind of in I speak for the every man there needs to be some kind of indication of its current status otherwise because sometimes buttons say like on that doesn’t mean when I press the button it turns it on that doesn’t mean that it’s on right now but sometime like anyway well do you hear music well we’ll just wait until we hear Isaac go magic mushroom okay it’s muted it’s a passive item that came out in rebirth it is found somewhere easy an item known as I’m looking around my room H water bottle Coke Zero chocolate milk okay it is found in the item room and it does modify your tears [Music] epora okay all I got to do is think of other tier 2 items even though I don’t know what tier anything is EES mascara wrong it is a black item that affects your tears the silhouette it’s quite simple really it’s little Brimstone well well [Laughter] well he’s done it we will become Silhouettes when our bodies finally go it does not affect your tears um it makes me cry tears of happiness when I get it if I don’t have a lot of damage because you can rely on little Brimstone to car of you for quite some time cigarette tearist stream when well I mean it’s just a matter of time right as I am always talking about smoking I honestly have no I I wouldn’t even know where to start I wouldn’t even know the criteria one would use to evaluate them it’s Vibes based what is it about uh drinking alcohol that makes people talk about cigarettes like they tastes like a Baconator as someone who’s never smoked I what is like the the mechanism for it both are vices yeah but is there like U you know how like you wouldn’t e ketchup by itself but like you wouldn’t e french fries without it Belgian people in chat are like you said ketchup do you mean mayonnaise you should try it I’m not going to start smoking it’s just it’s too late for that and it’s one of the only times I’ve ever said that and recognized it as a positive smoking makes you cooler I’m sorry to be like the ultimate Millennial I really don’t feel that I I I know people say that but I when I look at someone smoking a cigarette I don’t go oh that person’s so cool I don’t go wo like [ __ ] that person either I just go like you know you don’t see that too much these days I in a way I feel bad for the smokers cuz I feel like no matter where you smoke now at least in North America like it’s basically illegal like I don’t know how you could be a smoker and live in a big city cuz you can’t smoke inside and then if you like smoke on your balcony all the people that live above you are going to be like yo bro chill out like you know we’re not trying to partake and then if you go outside and do it you can’t do it like on the sidewalk cuz people are walking by and then if you do it like too close to like an air intake the building manager will come out and like break your kneecaps like I don’t what do you do man how do you do it vaping is even worse I have to tell I’m not trying to make you like feel bad you do whatever you I’m sure there’s lots of things I do that aren’t cool I walk on my toes you know in my head I’m like uh John Travolta from Saturday Night Fever but when people see me they’re probably like what the hell is wrong with that dude’s legs but like I have to say as the Arbiter of consensus vaping looks like really uncool now is it better for you it might be I don’t know I’m not a I’m not Russell Crow from the in The Insider Michael man 1999 but it kind of looks like you said I want to smoke but smoke tastes yucky can you give me something that tastes like a Tim Horton’s donut I’m just saying that’s just me now I’m not saying quit vaping start smoking I’m just giving my opinion on the data points that I see around me no game goes this hard I’ve like listen this is irresponsible of a Critic to do but luckily I’m not a Critic I’m just a guy no game has so obviously been Game of the Year February of the year it came out than ballot show I I almost can’t fathom a game coming out that would beat this for me it scratches the itch so well I played 30 hours of the demo and then when the game came out I was like I wonder if I’m burned out on it nope nope lots of good stuff here there’s lots of good stuff here pal World come on dude said pal World Elden ring n i mean listen if you’re concerned about the legit legitimacy of your take if you’re worried about 14-year-olds online saying how could ballr be game of the year it doesn’t even have 3D models in it then sure you got to do what you got to do to keep your job okay like Elden ring I had a great time with I’m excited for shadow of the her tree but when I finish playing Elden ring my first thought is let’s go eat some lunch when I finish playing batro I’m like I got to knock out all this admin [ __ ] so I can play some batro tonight can really tell Chatters who come from YouTube versus Chatters who come from the librarian excuse me you know what maybe that’s a better delineation than type A type B do they watch youtube.com/ norn lion or the library of laterno it’s crazy that the people who watch me directly are more condescending and the people who who smoke the filtered version are like I’m pogging cod cod cod the people who watch me are like on turn 17 you didn’t have the you had the glass card fourth in the order instead of Fifth and I’m like I know you’re not wrong but like I’m just sick of hearing it that’s not your fault necessarily I don’t know if we can afford the voucher I think I might have screwed myself on that one to be honest with rare Joker sets money to zero bro [Music] sorry no really what do they got one rare Joker in the game don’t you read the YouTube comments you ever hear the expression um you show me the incentives I’ll show you the outcomes probably take me 2 hours a day to scroll through all my YouTube comments and the vast majority of them make me feel bad about myself that doesn’t seem like a good use of my time now it’s you’re well within your rights to continue posting them don’t get me wrong but like you know let’s be real here is it true by the way listen I know people um they accuse me of being a boomer I’m actually like one of the least uh Boomer people my age on the planet it’s true you can you can hate me if you want for saying the truth but it’s true I’ve been reading all the like kind of anilar to the like r/ teachers like complaining that kids are like 5 years behind on their reading level which which may well be true I literally don’t know I’m not a teacher I just entertain their kids after they get out of class I’ve seen posts on Reddit so who knows but they’re from like I’m a I’m a HR manager who has been hiring the first gen Z people that have made it into the workforce and oh boy so none of them know how search engines work they just type one word into Google and then scroll until they get what they want they don’t know how to use the command line they don’t know like how to find a file in a directory etc etc some people were saying they don’t know how to type uh they they type with one finger and then they never use like punctuation mark even in their corporate emails I think I’m I’m putting nuts on the table that’s anti-g Z bias made up by someone online who wants to erode the social contract of the world I don’t believe that that’s true I believe that somebody has made that up and because it at first it appears to confirm your biases and come from a place of Authority you go yeah that seems like it could be true but I don’t believe that it is true or at least not true enough to be representative of the whole generation and that’s not just because one day I’m going to have to rely on gen Z for income okay and possibly to take care of me in a nursing home at some point but it doesn’t hurt okay it doesn’t hurt the oldest gen Alpha is like 10 that’s I I mean I I know or I agree with you I agree with the facts I suppose but it uh that’s why I stand up for Generation Alpha whenever people are talking smack about them on online I’m like you’re literally talking smack about like the oldest gen Alphas in the fourth grade right now bro like cut him some slack they literally can’t fight back every Tik Tok comment is like why are kids these days so cooked I know and I I can’t say it because again I rely on being in the good graces of public opinion in order to like continue to make my income but the like people are like oh the kids attention spans are cooked these days cuz they’re watching like MIT Miss Rachel on YouTube I’m like have you ever seen what the average adult watches on YouTube and Tik Tok is [ __ ] like a a fake lawyer saying like don’t pay your taxes they legally can’t put you in prison and stuff like that lady digging up like a whole M shaft under a house and stuff like that like the the kids are they’re watching mostly like educational content now maybe some kids have too much screen time but like why don’t you look at your media diet bro you’re watching like insane conspiracy theories and stuff like that just Mindless not everybody but a lot of mindless driil out there like Northern lion plays batro episode 91 lovers me Emperor me Empress me and magician me librarian don’t do that to yourself okay don’t say look at that Queen I saw your tweets the algorithm has sused me out and it sused me out properly it said you tend to like tweets by this person I said that’s damn true but now I the problem with that is that now I see your tweets and not all of your tweets are funny clips of me some of your tweets are belong to a very different genre not take not takeable because if it hits ice cream I cry steel always good hanged man nuts on the table move to cut more Hearts from the deck I co-signed the librarian tweet he’s spitting so the wild cards in batro horn you up is what you’re saying like I’m not it’s not me saying that that’s what you’re saying because the wild cards and this is not me saying it this is a quote from you the wild cards remind me of running mascara can we just step through this like I I think that’s Insanity they silence Jesus too that’s huge like Crypt bro energy they made fun of Thomas Edison for inventing the toilet too and now we [ __ ] in one every day bro we’re so early me personally I do like creating cards I want to see standup of you but instead of standing up it would be sitting down and in a room with two-way glass I guess you said one-way glass now that I think about it most glass is two-way glass huh are you calling me you want me to be arrest for speaking the truth Hannibal lecor style how funny is it that they I like I think it’s genius just to be clear that they did this but how funny is it that they had hanab Lector strapped to a [ __ ] hand truck but then they also had that like leather mask like the dude has such an insatiable hunger for human flesh that they were like just having him strapped to the cart is not enough even with him being completely immobilized some human flesh might find a way into his mouth that’s how you know that [ __ ] was not kidding around at some point we’re going to want your ass to be wild I’m sorry to say it it’s simply the honest of goodness truth and then I’m still going to discard you cuz the tarot card is worth more and then we hermit and then we fool and then we hermit and all of a sudden you’ll be ashamed of words and your Deeds when I play a nearly Royal Flush this is a this is a the Earl of flushes re-trigger all face cards this is a very valuable card stop please stop doing Hannibal lecor if he was uh the duet Boomer on Tik Tok human Liv it’s it’s so good human liver dipped in Mama lizz’s chili oil bisexual Hannibal lecor excuse me you haven’t seen the TV show invisible Joker is insanely valuable imagine if it copied sock and buson librarian when he sees a wild card save some money in direct play only one hand type this round should be doable unfortunately you’re not the ideal Queen for us but more face cards is very important 89 10 Jack [Music] Queen it’s the 20th time I’ve done that on DNA what do you think guys what you like our odds on this one it’s going to be tough oh that stings that one stings let’s call that batro 3 it happens it happens playing too fast should have exited and rebooted loser Behavior no disrespect you’re going to take L’s in life shouldn’t be afraid to take them in a safe environment you see all those posts about uh people are starting to catch on to something that I’ve been saying for years endless optimization especially of games has led to decreased happiness for people who pursue gaming as a hobby it’s really it feels like it’s coming to a front in Hell divers too cuz on one side you have people that are like I’m having fun with this game running whatever load out I want and then you have hardcore Andrews who are like if you’re not running a grenade launcher and then the other three best strategems we’re going to kick you off of the squad it’s crazy man I did see people in the tweets under it though someone said this is why I stopped playing chess when I learned it was just a memory lesson for two smart people playing against each other and I’m like you don’t know what you’re talking about you unfortunately you got to 703 ELO and you said this is just a memory test and you’re not you’re not right once you get into the mid game it’s creative thinking and problem solving and long-term planning and it’s all novel okay but yeah if you’re just constantly running into England’s Gambit then I could see how that would be annoying I like to I’m fun maxing man that’s the way I’m choosing to live my life I’m fun maxing like in batro losing that last run was was frustrating for like 2 seconds but then it was funny cuz I can remember it forever or until tomorrow at least get delayed gratification yeah but like have you learned nothing from Rog lights this is like Isaac 2015 over and over again people are like evees mascara is great just get number one and you’re like brother like that’s out of my hands I don’t have control over that roll start at zero no no no not necessary stop talking about mascara sorry sorry sorry this game has so many dopamine triggering events it’s insane it is uh I mean local thk I don’t know if you’re here you knocked it out of the park there’s nothing else that needs to be said they’re here that’s awkward now I hate dude it’s like what I I can relate okay cuz I’m also a big shot I’m also a very important person as you know um sometimes I’ll like go to a streamer’s chat and I’ll just like answer a question and then like 50 people go NL POG and then like the streamer might not even know who I am but they’re like whoa oh whoa NL in the chat and I got to be like hi I’ll shut up I’m sorry like I didn’t I didn’t but now like the opposite is also coming true now squeaks is so goated with it when I go into squeaks chat and I type nobody laughs at my jokes just because I’m the person who told them it used to be like back in the day I’d pop into squeak’s chat and just be like hello and people would be like hello I can’t now I go into squeak’s chat and I’m like I’m typing gold in there and people are just going day one day one like come on man can you sing me the song you sang this morning are you trying to get me demonetized cuz it’s working um you’re talking about I mean I didn’t sing it to you just to be clear I sang it for chat it was uh Alanis Morris that’ss one hand in my pocket and it’s like um I’m home and I’m gooning I’m hard but I can’t quite come I’m a shower but it’s frigid baby and what it all comes down to is that everything’s going to be fine fine fine cuz I got one hand on my ball sack and the other one is tickling my [ __ ] you could see it right hey local dog thanks for the gifted subscriptions thank you good timing on that one thank you new ringtone just dropped are you like a a 19-year-old British kid in 2008 you crashed your bus nah I was getting ready to sell it anyway [ __ ] thank you thank you for your support Jupiter me I can’t take an eternal joker I’m sorry I just it it cannot be done I I would rather run zero mols than take an eternal Joker that I I don’t need hopefully that’s why they call me Mr glass and they do people they do call me Mr glass Donald Trump if he played Mr glass the way ight shamalan originally wanted Bruce Bruce you should know they that’s why they my bones Bruce they’re not good bones they used to be good bones they’re no longer good bones the bones they shatter like glass my skin is like tissue paper it tears is what I’m trying to say Kate I’ve been there many times you’re going to say Ben where well what I thought just happened is you typed kek W and then did autocomplete but then it didn’t autocomplete with the good kek W instead it did like the Twisted Metal kek W it happens in Dan’s chat all the time because Dan is uh I guess he’s trying to sell his own emotes he has his own version of kekw then I pop into his chat I type kek w and it autocompletes to that and straight up I just close the tab I’m like I’m out of here I’ve embarrassed myself same thing happens if I go into somebody’s chat and I type POG and I hit tab enter before seeing what’s going to get played or what what what’s going to get shown I should say and then it brings up the kodo hype I’m like I’m out of here I get it don’t get me wrong I completely understand but I will not be caught dead dropping a kodo hype in someone’s chat it’s just not going to happen it’s good though no komoto hype I hate to say Koto hype is kind of cringe I can consider it kind of cringe you can do whatever you want what if your kid did it yeah this doesn’t make the point that you think it makes though in fact it makes my point easier 34-year-old men with beards doing what my three-year-old daughter does like sharing that behavior that’s [Laughter] cringe that might even be the easiest test if something is cringe why do you have to body that guy listen okay this is not my first rodeo I’ve been taking blows from all comers for quite some time with only one hand we definitely need the re-trigger even though we got the guaranteed flush oh that’s spicy though we come on come on no okay we go again we go again okay how about some score this time hollow hollow a hollow hollow hollow sure we go Hollow We Go Again Banner is a bad pickup okay local thk can you take some feedback from the chat when I’m playing the game and I get a a poly Chrome Joker in the first shop please do not give me uh Banner that’s not fair now okay all right you know what apology accepted they said live patching in chat and they are not joking they didn’t joke in the slightest sure you know what how about two of these Square Boys the problem is now we have to play four cards so we can’t really flush but I think it it’ll it’ll be worth it okay now we should settle down we should have played some high cards on that so no why I can’t take it it it it plays against the rest of my deck and I don’t have the money to begin with but let’s put it on fours well let’s put it on Aces we need steel we got to figure out how we’re getting past the needle that helps [Music] oops funny but I don’t think so ah how delightful appreciate you what you’ve done for me but you don’t help us on the needle this is insanely important especially with the polychromes we’re not we are working with the duo now that I think about it now The Chariot more steel probably beats more malt so let’s buy but not use especially if we’re going long term now do we have two pair yes Mt them steal you whatever just go with the ace bro oh that’s going to mol right my [Laughter] mistake still going to be pretty good son of a gun you know what that’s why I brought my own yo new tech now that we have discards I think there’s no choice you must duplicate this Andrew giving us more tarot cards man refuses to lock in I’m not in charge of the banana bro what do you think I am Dr potassium I don’t have control over that so I’m I’m getting slandered out here for stuff that’s beyond my control we can’t afford the burn at discard I almost always say we can this is like the rare situation where we can’t how about a judgment no judgment I can’t afford a Wheel of Fortune with pure ass in my hand we got to make some bonus cards bro it’s the only way you’re do though all right that’s why I’m not mad at you I made I am of sound mind and I when I made that decision I was not making the decision under Jess my name is twitch.tv/ norn Li I I am in sou I I said the word wrong it would have been a good bit though we go NE we have to go next we have no choice but to go next okay we can only play one type of hand so you’re telling me there’s a chance we we need to get two pair on every single hand and I think we need to get at least one more two pair the problem with playing is straight is that when we play two pair we get 20 Ms * 1.5 * 1.5 * 2 so how many fours there’s three fours three sixes two sevens two eights two NES two Aces godp speed gamers suck me you also can’t because of the boss blind fair enough fair enough bro this boss blind is tough they’re not joking around with this guy this is the one local thk I’m assuming that my um two double tags already I’m assuming that my uh my uh pants are in the mail and also I would say I am owed backdated with penalties and interest approximately three consecutive Wheels whoops three consecutive wheel payouts please watch this come on come on I need some big cards bro I need some Big Boys foil Queen steel Queen Red Seal Ace we take those and a wild Jack polychrome steel I don’t know what to do red seal steel poly okay we have none Jokers right but we got some great cards that we did not draw but imagine if we did hold the ace polychrome 5 that’s also Steel in Mama Liz’s chili oil it is so not over you have no vision hang on guys we might be cooked easiest thing to conceive of is a flush two Ste steel cards hold this is a holdable situation I got one more in me buy some freaking Jokers so there’s a chance there’s a CH I’m making four bucks just give me anything man anything it’s trash it’s trash man I can’t take either I’m not getting a straight maybe I have to go for a straight I don’t know jumbo Arana hope there’s a judgment [ __ ] it bro [ __ ] it guys it’s so doable we’re going to have to play the Queen anyway we’re going to have to play the might as well save it cuz we got to play a queen we got I hate the dumbest steal card I I do I do I do I do but we we got to we got to play it at some point anyway to make the straight oh 789 Jack you [ __ ] you dump them dump them one good straight gets us there I lived [ __ ] okay we literally we can only play straights bro I’m going to be discarding like a madman we can only we can only play Straits you know what sell sell me for two bucks buy the buffoon pack get something better oh brother it’s it’s nothing The Jokers don’t do anything I we’re not going to be able to afford a rare Joker we we got to we got to burn this out man at least I feel like I I can play other hands now but is this hand even going to be close is going to twox our Mt who who freaking cares man 252 [ __ ] that that’s not happening I’m over that one we go next I don’t know for right now we’re comfortable we’re comfortable right now just please do not play Queen cards you are not g Idol and you never will be he’s K-pop pilled I owe it all to my wife honestly I would know very little K-pop if it were not for her and you know it’s not like uh I’m an indiscriminate K-pop enjoyer there are K-pop songs I listen to and I say I like that one feel like Dash by n miix kind of goes crazy let me guess I played four cards yep very simple dump it we literally can’t play oh we can play the king as long as we play Oh but then it plays a flush it is what it is brother this this time this is a genuine intentional oh could could you just shut up for a second with this lock in we’re so back told you okay what was I saying oh yeah I forgot some K-pop I listen to when I say that’s not for me sometimes I listen to it and I go you know what that is for me thought on new jeans probably the most asked question in my chat over the last several years apart from uh why are you breathing so loud pause champ I like them I I’m going to say the same thing I like that that they’ve got the Sega Dreamcast pause music would you eat a 10 piece interesting but not longterm I would eat a 10 piece uh essentially any day of the week wow I would eat them in a car and I would eat them in a bar I would eat them on a plane we should be so lucky I would eat them on a train did you guys like my jeno joke this morning as well I’m I like I I’m sorry to just fish for your approval but uh in response to Wendy’s surge pricing McDonald’s has announced that it’s going to follow suit next year experts expect that an Egg McMuffin ordered at 10:59 a.m. could cost as much as $10,000 I thought it was pretty good surge price again a restaurant end of civilization [ __ ] you know what what annoys me I just think baseball cards more fun honestly me 5 years ago definitely would have been like um yeah but you’re not considering the other aspect of surge pricing that means that instead of paying $599 for your combo you know if you go at non peak hours you might pay like $475 but me 10 years later and jaded I’m like nah man not going to happen that’s that’s not how that’s going to work historically speaking at least we have a discard how droll Niles h 8 7810 Jack queen king di in and Mama lizes eat my [ __ ] oil 710 King please I can’t is I’ve been infected by the Mind virus y you’re cooking me and for what man you really don’t have any clubs left in this deck oh my god there there was one Club left in the deck a level three pair with a spade and a club not quite we have one more hand oh my gosh we have two more hands hang on hang on lock in play it play it play it we can’t not draw a flush four of a kind Andrews no flush is like times 18 Ms the flush the flush is definitely in the [Laughter] building you know what that’s good timing that’s we it it’s a loss but we made it to10 that’s a win man that’s a win okay okay we call it I don’t know it’s like batro 5 let me see if Kate is ready to stream good ballad trolling today she’s live already see you tomorrow later hear me out here guys it’s been stuck in my head Alanis moris said voice okay okay what it all comes down to is that everything’s going to be fine fine fine cuz I got one hand on my penis and the other one is squeezing my ball sack I’m soft but I’m gooning I’m hard but I cannot come I’m I’m home and I’m gooning I’m a shower but it’s frigid baby cuz what it all comes down [Music] to is that everything’s going to be fine fine fine cuz I got one hand on my ball sack and the other ones tickle in my [ __ ] there we go there we go