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[Applause] Jeffy what are you doing I’m being a police car well stop being a police car all right well I’m a police officer so give me your license in registration I’m not even driving well I have to do a cavity search so open up your butthole no give

Me give me give me my butt hey there real cops what are you doing here well I’m a cop I can pretty much walk into any house I want not without a warrant a warrant schmorr I had probable cause what was your probable cause I don’t know I smelled like weed or something

I’ll figure it out listen I need your help with what well you see I have a lot of jobs but I’m also a security guard at this kids’s pizza place it’s called Freddy Fazbear’s pizzeria maybe you’ve heard of it no oh shut up I know you’ve played the games there’s a movie coming

Out you’ve definitely heard of it no listen you keep lying to me and I’m going to pop you okay all right so I usually work there with my partner and he worked last night but I haven’t seen him since and I’m pretty sure he just disappeared so I need a new partner and

I was wondering if maybe you’d help me what me become a security officer nah but Marvin you’re the only person I know who’d look good in a security guard uniform well you’re going to have to find someone else cuz I don’t look good in one wait you’re already kind of

Wearing a security guard uniform well I’m actually a police officer wait so you’re impersonating a police officer I could arrest you for that but I won’t instead I want you to come be my partner but I want you to be a real police officer well being a security guard is

Kind of like being a real police officer except you don’t carry a gun and no one respects you and you make way less money you’re basically The Substitute Teacher of police officers well just do it Jeffy yeah you make $11 an hour all right I’ll

Do it for 1 hour because I just want $1 so I can get some v-bucks okay come on all right Jeffy welcome to Freddy Fazbear’s pizzeria can I have some pizza no no no no it’s not your lunch break yet now first I want to show you around

So you know where everything is see right here we have the main stage and these are the animatronics we got Bonnie Freddy and Chica yeah see they don’t work cuz this place got shut down a while back cuz some kid got eaten they never really figured out what ate the

Kid but you know how it is one kid gets eaten and it ruins the fund for everybody so they just decided to shut the whole place down I guess they still wanted to pay for security cuz apparently the the animatronics are expensive and they don’t want anyone breaking in and stealing them but

Honestly this job is pretty cake I mean it’s the same every night I just sit back in the security room any questions while you were talking Freddy scratched his balls no he didn’t he’s an animatronic he doesn’t even have balls I saw with my eyes Freddy scratch his

Balls oh he’s not plugged in you’re just hallucinating come on I want to show you the security office I know I saw you scratch your balls hey he’s moving again no he’s not come on all right Jeffy this is the security room honestly there’s no reason

To leave this room all we have to do is just sit here and watch the security camera where nothing ever happens and just eat stale pizza but you told me I couldn’t have pizza well that was earlier now you can have pizza but first I want to show you all the security

Camera angles see right here this is the hallway for walking and right here this is the kitchen you know that’s where the pizza gets made just kitchen and then right here is the bathroom I don’t really know why there’s a camera in the bathroom at a kids’s pizza place you know what maybe

It’s for the best this place got shut down and that’s the main stage again so hand me some zah wait the animatronics aren’t there no what not the animatronics aren’t there anymore huh yeah they sure aren’t are they I told you they were moving well maybe the security camera’s just glitching let’s

Go check it out okay let’s see what’s going on oh yeah I forgot it’s dark let me get a flashlight whoa hey Freddy I told you he can move oh I see what’s going on here okay it’s your first day on the job and you’re trying to prank

The veteran haha you got me I didn’t move him he moved on his own he can’t move on his own yes he can look just help me get him back on stage okay kid where are Bonnie and Chica I didn’t move them oh my God kid I

Just want to go back to the office and eat steale pizza I don’t have time for this well I didn’t move them okay fine no pizza for you I’m going to go back to the office and check the cameras to see where you hid them all right kid let’s see where you

Hit them not the whole way oh great you hid chica in the kitchen no I didn’t oh great and you hid Bonnie in the bathroom very funny I’m not moving him just help me round them up I can’t believe you hid Bonnie in the bathroom what if he got stained it would never

Come out of that purple felt let’s go get them wa I thought you were closer to the toilet I told you they’re moving they’re not moving come on okay Bonnie’s back now let’s go get chica out of the kitchen so I can enjoy my pizza okay and Chica should be right

There yeah let’s grab her okay they’re all back now now kid no more touching them I have haven’t been touching them well you shouldn’t touch them because if you break one of them you’re going to have to work for free for a whole year because they’re so expensive now let’s

Go back and eat pizza all right Jeffy hand me a slice of pizza oh man I love pepperoni you see Jeffy when you don’t mess with me this job is really easy all you have to do is sit here eat pizza play games on your phone check the cameras every now and

Then but what the hell was that they’re gone and I know you didn’t move them cuz you were standing right here and the static only lasted half a second that’s what I’ve been trying to tell you okay let’s see where they are take a look okay not in the hallway what oh chica’s

Getting a snack okay then I’ll just keep looking oh and Bonnie’s taking a I didn’t know animatronics could take a I wonder how that works okay well oh Freddy’s back on stage that’s good we don’t have to worry about him that helps a lot oh chica’s got a slice of pizza

Well at least she looks happy okay oh and Bonnie’s done I wonder if he washed his hands okay oh wow chica’s really enjoying that pizza huh wait Jeffy do you hear stom like the pitter patter of fox feet yeah I do let me take a look oh close the door close the door

Close the door close the door lock it lock it lock it lock it lock it oh God I forgot about Foxy who’s foxy that’s foxy that’s the one that can move so if you knew that one can move then you should have known that they all can move well I

Didn’t know that but it makes sense now come on let’s check the cameras and see what Foxy’s doing all right let’s take a look here oh the laptop’s out of power what does that mean well it means we can’t look at the goddamn cameras what

Do that that mean well it means we don’t know where they are what does that mean it means they could be anywhere what does that mean it means we’re going to have to get a flashlight and go out there and look Capital that Foxy’s right outside the door well he can’t

Still be there right I mean he’s not just going to stand there all day well I think we should stay in this room all night well that wouldn’t be very much of a video now would it no it wouldn’t so come on all right Jeffy open the door no

You open the door I want to stay here in the room you’re the one that wants you to go out there so bad well I guess you got me there okay let’s see uh well I don’t see him so I think we’re good yeah come on all right let’s take a

Look in here well looks like the power’s out everywhere but I don’t see them oh and great Freddy’s not on stage anymore well let’s go look for him I want to leave no we can’t leave we have to stay here till 6:00 a.m. and we don’t get

Paid and we got to put all the animatronics back on stage and my boss is going to be pissed come on all right Jeffy let’s check the kitchen oh Jeffy I dropped the flashlight could you get it okay uh hey chica well now that I know you can move

I’m not going to carry your heavy ass back on stage so could you just walk back on stage please okay well I definitely can’t make you so I guess I’ll just let you think about it oh the flashlight broke okay just let’s get the hell out of

Here all right Jeffy here’s the plan we’re going to go back to the office and grab my car keys so we can get the hell out of here but first I got to go to the bathroom cuz I’m pretty sure I pissed my pants when I saw Chica and I think maybe

Even a little bit of squirted out my ass I mean it happens when you’re scared and you’re 40 you know yeah I understand I do it for fun all the time yeah see you get it but I I really do need to check so I’m just going to go in

Here oh my God more came out uh hi Bonnie yeah you are really scary but is it okay if I check my underwear please no okay well I I’ll just I’ll just leave you to it then buddy sorry for bothering you okay let’s go to the office okay

Okay Jeffy I’m going to grab my keys real quick look what oh Foxy’s back oh no he’s stretching he is getting ready to run he can run the 40 yard dash in 3 seconds oh no oh no we got to go we got

To go go go go go go go go go go go close it close it close it lock it lock it lock it oh God okay let me get my keys and let’s get the out of here what Jeffy where are my keys I don’t know they were right here well haven’t

See them well keys don’t just disappear Je do you hear the jingling of keys yeah uh Jeffy do you see those big Goofy bare feet yeah I do uh person behind the curtain do you have my keys I’ll take that as a yes oh God I

Know I have to pull the curtain back but I really don’t want to oh and now the lights went out now I really really don’t want to oh and now it’s playing the your music now I really really really don’t want to oh it’s Freddy and he looks

Pissed off uh Freddy can I have my keys No Okay uh Jeffy you know what I say we kick his ass yeah yeah it’s 2v one oh okay yeah I’m going to turn you into Freddy Faz yeah let’s get him get him take his take his suck that these are my car

Keys okay Jeffy I think I think Jeffy I think we spit on him enough we can get out of here Jeffy let’s just get to the car get the hell out of here and never come back to this place ever again does that sound like a plan yeah wait what the hell is

That oh hey Bonnie and chica’s right there oh I see what’s going on here they’re mad that we jumped a boy well guess what Bonnie Freddy went out like a yeah and he got spit on yeah a lot like more than I actually condone so if you see him please tell

Him we’re sorry okay here’s what’s going to happen I’m going to beat up Bonnie you take chica no I’m going to beat up Bonnie and you take chica well see here’s the problem with that I don’t want to deal with that mouth it scares me I don’t want to deal with the mouth

Either okay well how about this not it a oh oh chica is giving us the bird that pisses me off why does that piss you off so much because I don’t have a middle finger so I can’t do that so this is what’s going to happen you go start the

Car and I be both their asses sounds like a plan now who wants them Jeffy but before I beat your ass I want to let you know yeah my body is a dangerous weapon oh hell yeah bumping some tunes drive I’m guessing you lost no Foxy’s chasing me oh

okay Jeffy I think we finally outran him now let’s go get some McDonald’s and go home Marvin how do you think jeffy’s doing at his new job baby he’s doing fine it’s the easiest job in the world he’s not even a cop he’s a security

Officer all to do is sit down all day and look at cameras it’s easy oh God are you going to ask what happened well did you get off your job early well no we were almost killed yeah the animatronics came to life and tried

To kill us so then I had to beat some ass yeah he did wait what well yeah remember that Pizzeria I told you about that’s kind of like Chuck-E-Cheese well that turns out all the animatronics are haunted and they all tried to kill us but then Jeffy kicked all their asses

But then as we were driving away the fox one foxy popped up in our back seat we thought he was going to eat us but it turns out he’s actually a pretty cool dude he just wanted us to drop him off at his cousin’s house oh so is Jeffy

Fired oh no no no no no he’s just not going to go back there ever ever again you know unless this video does really well you know maybe we’ll go back for another night so if you guys just like And subscribe and get on numbers up you

Know maybe we’ll go back with some different animatronics next time like like that puppet boy or the the balloon all right Jeffy here’s your security uniform time for you next night at Freddy’s I’m not going back there it’s scary but you don’t get paid unless you work all Five Nights at Freddy’s

That’s why it’s called Five Nights at Freddy’s not one night at Freddy’s that would be a lame game I don’t care about the money I’m not going back there Jeffy you can’t quit a job unless you put a 2 weeks notice in yeah it would look bad

On your resume I don’t care about my resume it’s scary Jeffy it can’t be that scary it is that scary daddy the animatronics try to kill you no no no no you don’t have to worry about that I went over there this morning and put in

A whole bunch of new security stuff to protect us and besides you already broke all the animatronics exactly why I’m not going back there Jeffy what if I go work at Five Nights at Freddy’s too oh I get it Danny it’s not going to matter cuz

You’re going to try to kill you too Jeffy if I’m working there nothing bad will happen because I’m going to protect you cuz I’m your dad okay so let’s all go work there come on all right Marvin welcome to Freddy Fazbear’s pizzeria I already gave Jeffy

The tour last time so I’m not going to do that again I just wanted to show you the animatronics Jeffy beat up he kicked all their asses sure did Dan cuz they were trying to kill us no stop spitting on Freddy you already spit on him too

Much wait so these are the things that tried to kill y’all yeah but Jeffy beat him up and I’m pretty sure he broke them so they shouldn’t be moving around anymore I really hope they don’t move around anymore although Freddy looks pretty pissed off I don’t remember his

Teeth looking like that last time anyway I’m going to show you the upgrades I made to the security room okay so I made some improvements to the security room and I moved some stuff around like you may have notice the cameras are set to automatically rotate so you don’t have

To keep pressing the button and I brought my laptop charger so the cameras don’t die like last time cuz that was a big problem oh and I also brought some flashlights in case the lights go out now you may have noticed the door is missing I don’t know what happened to

That that was just gone when I got here so if they try to kill us I got this Freddy mask so we can just put this on and hopefully they think we’re one of them and they don’t try to eat us they’re going to try to eat us maybe

What does this thing do oh yeah that that’s up that’s the music box see this 3-year-old girl died here and I guess she’s in a puppet now and she likes music cuz if you don’t wind that music box every few minutes she pops out and tries to kill you wait she’s going

To try to kill you you yeah well who’s that thing oh yeah that that’s balloon boy he’s a total how is he an well he just likes to turn the lights out like he pays the power bill here no don’t you do it you God

Damn it balloon boy turn the lights back on wait a minute we haven’t W the music box in a while let me check oh wind it wind it wind it wind it wind It okay it’s working oh gosh she’s gone oh God this is so stressful well this is stressful I mean I thought all we had to do was look at the cameras but you’re telling me there’s people trying to kill us yeah sometimes but it’s not that hard

You know you just watch there was a camera in the bathroom but I took that out cuz I might want to rub one out if I get nervous that’s disgusting it helps me relax okay oh oh God Bonnie’s gone there oh god oh oh no okay okay we

We got to keep an eye on him okay he’s not in the kitchen okay there’s no one else not in the bathroom that’s good he that’s good oh they’re all G God damn it now they’re all gone Freddy okay not in the hallway that’s good that’s good uh

Oh great chica’s looking at a cupcake and Bonnie’s back in the bathroom uh the cameras are down okay hold on let me turn the lights back on okay balloon boy no more turning off the lights hi what is your deal man I want the lights on hello listen here you balloon I’m

Going to turn the lights back on and I swear to you if you touch that light switch again I will choke you out my guy okay oh do it please do it make my day oh you I’m going to kill you I just turned balloon boy into

Balloon you want me to spit on him no unless you can do it from here huh impressive well turn the lights back on I can’t balloon boy broke the light switch then what are we going to do all I have left is this shitty little flashlight there’s nobody there right

Now well the cameras are still broken yeah hold on I’ll put it on manual so I can check on myself give me a second let see here okay there’s the stage they still gone let me see well there Freddy he’s just hanging out in the dining room

And there’s chica she’s in the hall got to keep an eye on that okay Bunny’s back in the bathroom he must have IBS yes poor guy oh chica’s getting closer and she’s tweaking out what’s that oh God she took out the camera check the hallway check the hallway she’s right there somebody throw

Something I’m going to throw this don’t throw the music box we need that oh great now the music box is in the hallway somebody has to go get it not it not it looks like you have to go get the music box Marvin I’m not going

To go out in that hallway well just put on the Freddy mask they’ll leave you alone if I put on this mask they’ll leave me alone yeah probably okay so if I go out like this they won’t kill me right yeah if they see you they’re going to think you’re one of

Them well can I borrow your flashlight no I don’t want to be in here in the dark I don’t want to go in that hallway in the dark well um I’m trying to save the battery oh wow so which way did the stupid music box go I don’t know I think

It rolled somewhere down the hall rolled down the hall it’s a cube just go get it okay uh guys I I don’t see the music box anywhere um guys the chicken man has it that’s a girl chicken it’s a girl chicken oh you keep scaring me uh can I

Have this back thank you he gave it back he gave it back it’s a girl oh it’s a girl what happened chica knocked you out why well you kept calling her a dude and I guess that pissed her off but hey at least she didn’t eat you cuz of the mask

And we got our music box back actually we haven’t wound the music box in a while I should probably check oh wind it wind it wind [Applause] it good she liked that well turn the cameras back on I can’t chica knocked them out then how are we going to see

We’re just going to sit here for the rest of the night and shine this flashlight at the door who’s that oh that’s just foxy he’s cool yeah I give him a ride home after work sometimes we smoke a Jay in my car he’s skateboarding yeah he wants to be like Tony Hawk he’s

Going to be in the X Gam someday go foxy go follow your dreams foxy doesn’t play by anybody’s rules uh Marvin I do have a favor to ask you and you’re not going to like it what is it I need you to go to the kitchen and get me a Capri Sun a

Capri Sun Wild Cherry please no can you give me a Capri Sun too thanks Marvin I’m not going to go get you guys Capri I don’t want to get eaten oh come on we already know the mask fits you and you already got punched in the face what’s

The worst that can happen now uh oh fine get your stupid Capri son okay you both want Wild Cherry no I want you think cooler I want Wild Cherry okay okay where is the kitchen oh hey Freddy I’m going to go this way I’m not bothering you to go

Faster oh but I really have to use the bathroom never mind I’m just going to close this okay where is the kitchen oh here it is here it is here it is hey chica sorry for calling you a man I know you’re a woman now I’m just going

To get something out of the refrigerator okay Pacific cooler and wild cherry okay they only have Pacific cooler let me get these two oh dropped one oh hey bunny man oh hey chica I’m just going to take these Capri sons and and get out of here see you

Later here’s your stupid Capri son wait where’s my wild cherry they only have Pacific cooler there was no Wild Cherry that’s bull crap I know I saw a wild cherry in there go back I’m not going back out there the animatronics are in the hallway Freddy’s right there well if

That’s true then me and Jeffy need to hide under the table why well you’re the only one with a mask they’re not going to eat you they think you’re one of them me and Jeffy need to hide so you use the flashlight we’re going to be under the table use the

Flashlight okay I’m using the flashlight I don’t see anyone Marvin stop wasting the batteries that’s the only flashlight we have okay I won’t use it I just it’s really scary in the dark I I can’t see anything oh oh Freddy’s there I see Freddy don’t shine the light at me

what this is oh no the purple Bunny’s there too what do I do turn the flash light off your Wasing battery turn it off but now I can’t see anything I don’t know where everyone’s at Marvin Marvin Mar just calm down you have the mask on they think you’re one of them

They’re moving they’re right there they’re right there they’re walking towards me what what what do I do just be cool bro uh what what’s popping slime what’s popping slime Marvin what the was that I’m just trying to be Hipp and cool they’re R bu they’re R bu they’re

Grabbing me they’re grabbing me help me help me they got me well they got Mar but hey least it’s not us right we got to go save my daddy I mean hey it’s almost 6:00 a.m. let’s just sit here and suck on our Capri Suns wait a minute we

Haven’t been winding the music box I got to check oh she’s right oh no somebody help somebody help foxy you saved us hey do you think you can help us save Marvin too okay go get your skateboard foxy yeah that’s right you can be Tony Hawk this is you winning the

X Games go get him foxy help help they trying to pull my head off Foxy’s get Marvin come on Jeffrey let’s go out this exit door someone please take me come on Danny thanks for all the help foxy you’re a real one you need to ride

Home he is so cool I want to be just like him someday I wonder where everyone went oh my God Marvin what happened to you I I I I went to work with Jeffy I told you I was going to be scary Danny what’s going

On oh he just has a little bit of PTSD he’ll be fine hey look maybe if you come with us for the third night you can see for your yourself we’re not going to go back for a third night oh I think we’re going to be going back for a third night

You see that see those numbers see how crazy that is yeah you can’t beat that so if you want to see another video of Five Nights at Freddy’s go ahead and hit the like button the Subscribe button leave a comment saying how you want to see another night maybe even make a new

Account talking about how you won another Five Nights at Freddy’s video cuz we still have plenty of characters we haven’t gotten to you know like uh spring roll or mouse trap or whatever that yellow fucker’s name is hey everybody ready to go back to Five Nights at Freddy’s three of you can come

This time no I’m never going back to that place ever again yeah that place is scary I don’t understand why you don’t want to go back because the animatronics tried to kill us well good news kind of the place burned down last night it burned down yeah all the animatronics

Burned up except for one so I decided to turn the place into a horror attraction oh a horror attraction I want to go sign me up no horror like scary oh darn I was hoping for some good dome what do you mean you turn into a horror attraction

Well kids like haunted houses right so I set the whole place up to look like a big haunted house with security cameras and everything like like you’re really there so I’m going to charge kids $10 to come visit it do do you guys know any kids that would pay $10 to come get

Scared well three in my friends are in that room over there you could ask them three that’s like 30 bucks okay yeah I’m glad we’re never going back oh man guys I love playing the game of life I hate this game why do you hate the game

Because Junior I’m an astronaut and I only make $60,000 a year you’re a pilot and you make $70,000 how does that make any sense I go to space I fly higher than you and I make less money and I live in a studio apartment which I can

Barely afford and you live in a high-rise Penthouse hey T oh hey Mr police officer I got a question this game says you make the same amount of money as an astronaut is that true well I mean I am an astronaut too so yeah I guess that’s true but anyway you kids

Like getting scared like in haunted houses yeah I love haunted houses but it’s November well you can get scared any time of year I live in a dumpster so every night it’s scary great cuz I have a haunted house that might actually be haunted and if you guys pay me $10 each

I’ll take you there $10 each um let me see what I got I only have 40 oh great that’s perfect wait you owe me $10 back well you’re paying for me to go too what if I don’t want you to go well I’m driving you so that’s gas money so come

On all right guys let’s go okay kids welcome to Five Nights at Freddy’s ooh so scary yeah this place burned down literally last night and I just tried to fix it up as best I can but there used to be these animatronics that would run around and try to eat you

But they all burned up well there’s actually one left here I’ll show you so this is the stage wait why is the camera so bad oh they’re just shitty in this one why don’t you get new cameras I’m not going to spend $1 of dollars on good

Cameras I only charge you kids $10 each but I can’t see anything it’s all staticky well deal with it okay so that’s a stage and this is the dining area where you eat scary pizza ooh and this is the scary hallway ooh and there he is the only animatronic yeah I

Actually don’t remember him being here before and he’s a lot heavier than the others but look he’s blocking the exit so don’t try to leave or he might kill you I’m just kidding he’s not going to kill you oh yeah I also put some cameras in the air vents because I’ve been

Hearing this banging noise and I think I might have a rat problem so if you see any squirrels or rats or something let me know there might be rats oh I’m out oh we have our first quitter what’s wrong you scared no I just don’t want

Rabies okay well you’re not going to get your $10 or all this free pizza wait you have pizza yeah mushroom pizza you eat enough of that you’re going to start seeing some scary I promise okay well I guess we can eat some pizza but that’s all we do is just sit around and

Eat pizza oh no not just that you see that red light see camera and ventilation errors ooh so what do you do well you have to reboot it ooh o how do you reboot it well you push this button right here and see it’s rebooting oo isn’t that scary I

Mean this is all we do ooh look how long it’s taking oh ooh okay so I guess hand me some pizza Joseph I got you bro can you go get us like a drink so we can have some drink with our pizza okay it’s still rebooting

This is taking forever I think it fixed I think it fixed itself okay kids I got you drinks all I had was a Coke and a pink lemonade oh damn it’s not a pink lemonade hey I wanted the pink lemonade nope it’s mine give it to me no fighting

Did you get a drink oh yeah I got my big ass chug jug from waterburger I’m good do you want some mushroom pizza oh hell yeah I love mushroom pizza yeah I’m going to I love me some mushroom pizza so all we do is just sit here and

Check the cameras I mean yeah pretty much if you want we can check on that animatronic he should still be there oh he is not there oh I get it when you went to go get our drinks you picked them up and moved them to make this

Scarier how lame no I didn’t I promise who waa kids you hear that in the vents I bet it’s that damn rat let’s see what it really is is oh that that is not a rat wait that that’s animatronic yeah uhoh okay let’s just uh reboot that real

Quick okay uh who wants to come check the vent with me I’ll go with you okay come on I’m going stay here with the pizza and make sure no one eats it all right let’s check this vent oh that that right wait so that’s not one

Of your friends in a suit trying to scare us no no that thing is very much alive and I’m assuming it’s trying to eat us hey hey we’re not going to open this you you might as well just go back and try another way around yeah yeah just just go back that way

Okay let’s check the cameras and see if they’re back okay let’s check the cameras in the vents and see what he’s doing oh good he’s backing up good just go back where you came from that’s right just keep going God damn it I hate these stupid cameras you know what we don’t

Even need these they suck oh we already know where he is he’s in the vents actually I don’t know why he keeps taking the vents he could just walk down the hall oh look it’s Freddy wait how is Freddy here you said there’s no animatronics well there’s not but there

Are a bunch of shrooms on the pizza so we might start hallucinating and seeing start hallucinating uh hey yo big bro who the hell is this oh that’s just chica she’s probably not real either um chica’s awfully close she got my ass it’s okay kid it’s just in your head

Wait she just ate Joseph yeah yeah she did I don’t want to start hallucinating I wish I would have never ate any of this stupid Pizza uh kid can I get a little help here what this puppet thing’s got my face and it won’t let go

What am I supposed to do I don’t know just smack her or something oh okay thank you oh what are we going to do oh no not you you get the hell hell out of here who’s that I don’t what the hell was that I don’t like this I’m freaking out me me

Too man I am freaking out bro I ate way too many of those mushrooms yeah me too wait what’s that it’s the guy from the vent he got out stay back I’m a cop oh he’s he’s actually leaving he must have active warrants I hate that what is that it’s

Just the Hallin ations from all the mushrooms we ate oh I wish they wouldn’t have ate those stupid mushrooms where do you think that guy went I don’t know he’s right there who are you hey there Mr Winkle listen I didn’t mean to kill those five kids and shove

Their bodies inside the animatronics wait wait wait what the hell are you talking about you did what now oh I thought you already knew here’s what happened I opened Freddy Fazbear’s Pizza many years ago and there was this little girl’s birthday party oh my God this is the best birthday

Party ever Emily I can’t believe your parents ran it out the whole place I know it’s cuz they’re rich I want foxy to give me a hug hey foxy give me a hug yay foxy gave me a hug hey I want a hug it’s my

Birthday oh yay I got a hug I want a hug now hold on kids where’s my hug uh you’re the owner not a character oh I can be a character let me just put my suit on then you’ll give me a hug he’s creepy I don’t like that purple man he’s

Weird stupid kids won’t give me a hug unless I’m wearing a suit I’ll show them a suit hey foxy give me a hug no foxy give me a hug see I want a hug to yeah weo foxy hey kids give me a hug Foxy’s so

Fun foxy is the best get the hell out of the way foxy okay kids hug time we don’t want to hug you no you’re scary and we are stranger danger yeah we don’t like you sple the guy I put on this goddamn suit so you’re going to give me a

Hug let us go let us go let us go scaming I’ll tell you shut up shut up I’ll kill you stop screaming oh no what if I died they just wasn’t stop screaming I just wanted a hug oh my God what am I going to do I can’t go to jail

I got hide the bodies I know I’ll put him in the animatronics yeah yeah that’ll work open your mouth Bonnie there you go get in there get in there okay the cops will never find you in there you you can go inside Freddy yeah this is perfect good good and you you

Can be chica yeah this is good good after I put all the kids into the animatronics I got stuck in this one the spring traps malfunctioned and this suit became part of my body well you just admitted to a lot of crimes so put your hands behind your back you’re under

Arrest you really think I’m going to give up that easily I’m going to kill you run kid run Go kid get in the air okay kid I think we’ll be safe in here oh there he is be really really quiet oh I think my wife is

Call oh God damn it yeah I think my wife made pot roast that’s disgusting who even eats pot roast oh no oh no he heard me I was being too loud sorry kid we’re going to die I never thought I’d die in an air vent wait did you hear a

Skateboard I do hear a skateboard it’s foxy yeah kick his ass foxy yeah get him get him foxy wait it’s foxy good oh yeah he’s awesome hey hey foxy foxy can you get us out of here thanks thanks so much for saving us foxy all right kid let’s get the hell out of

Here there’s not much to do in the third game anyway I’m never going back there ever again I’ve heard people say that three times and there’s a fourth game so I don’t even believe that anymore Jeffy good thing you didn’t go back that place is terrifying I know Junior I’m never

Going back there ever again because that place gave me nightmares hey there oh no you can leave we’re not going back to that Five Nights at Freddy’s place oh don’t worry that place has been demolished demolished good because that place gave me nightmares yeah I just came to give

Jeffy his check for the two nights he worked there $3.20 that’s it yeah well minimum wage in Florida is $12 an hour and he worked there 8 minutes the first first night and 8 minutes the second night and that’s $160 a night so he gets $3.20 I worked there the second night

You just kind of tagged along I did most of the work here you go Jeffy yay $320 I’m rich I’m going to go get my Fringe and buy toys okay Cody it’s time for you to draw a card okay oh I don’t want to get jump

Scared yeah oh this gave us so many jump scares hey guys look I just made $320 you want to go to the club and throw pennies at strippers no Jeffy we’re playing the five at Freddy’s board game a Five Nights at Freddy’s I’ve had nightmares ever since I worked there

Then we don’t have to play this game but what are we going to do for the rest of the night oh guys I have an idea we could have a sleepover at my house we can tell scary stories and have pillow fights it’ll be so much fun I don’t want

To sleep in the same bed as you Timmy I do well you and Jeffy can stay in my sister’s bed since she’s at band camp and me and Cody can sleep in my bed I mean we can do that you want to go Jeffy sure let’s go okay guys here’s my

Sister’s room this is where you two will be sleeping where’s the TV oh we’re not allowed to watch TV my parents say it’s the devil trying to communicate with us anyway let’s get to my room Cody okay this room is so boring Jeffy there’s nothing to do yeah all right your assas

It’s 900 p.m. lights out oh man now it’s dark in here I’m scared well I got these flashlights turn it on turn it on oh yeah that looks so cool H let me see it oh my God Jeffy we could be like Ghost Hunters you want to

Go hunt ghost yeah that’d be cool all right let’s let’s go check and see what’s down this way all right okay Jeffy let me know if you see any ghosts okay Junior don’t see any here nope let’s check down the stairs guys what’s going on yeah we

Heard screaming wait a minute you guys are playing peees in the blanket and you didn’t invite us no Cody Freddy’s over there Freddy that’s not possible you just got scared from playing that stupid board game no he’s at the stairs go check okay okay let’s see there’s

Literally nothing why would they lie to us guys quit screwing around guys if you were embarrassed we caught you playing peees in the blanket it’s fine we were going to play it too yeah we just needed to borrow the blanket no Freddy was really coming up the stairs that was

Probably just my dad turning off the light no it was Freddy right Jeff you saw him yeah we both saw him guys just go to bed yeah I can’t believe they’re scared of the dark we’re not scared of the dark Freddy was really there yeah so

Cody what do you want to do wait did you grab the blanket no I forgot it well now we can’t play peees in the blanket a well do you want to go to the closet oh do I want to go to the closet come on you little rascal all right Timmy let’s

Get in this closet oh me first did you just hear them scream yeah I did Junior do you want to go check it out not really okay I’ll go check it out if you hear me scream you call the cops okay uh guys are you okay we heard you scream Timmy

Cody you in here guys what happened Junior there’s another animatronic in their room did it eat them it had to cuz they’re missing now where’s it at now I don’t know it was in their room close the door hold the door shut I am I am okay

We have to get out of here oh Jeffy what are those things on the bed I don’t know Junior oh okay they ran away way wait let’s go out that doorway right there let’s go out that doorway okay Jeffy let’s go down the stairs go this way let’s go this

Way back in the room back in the room hold the door shut I am but what about the other door oh no they have us trapped okay here’s what we’re going to do we’re going to sit here and we’re just going to listen and wait for them

To leave but my daddy says I’m not good at listening okay let’s try to listen if we can hear them walk away then we can escape just listen okay I think I heard the move check and see if they’re still there okay Junior there’s no one there I promise wait

Really I lied I guess we’re stuck in this room forever that sounds like a good idea junior did you hear that noise it sounds like it came from the closet oh no okay Jeffy open open the closet door no you open the closet door you’re the one that heard something

Okay wait a minute that’s just foxy he’s a good guy yeah he’s nice you’re a good guy right you want to kill us run open the door open the door wait there’s one behind this door too Fox is going to get us go go

Go run run run run what is that thing oh no Junior it looks like some kind of puppet hold no the flashlight turned off we turn it back on I’m trying huh honey what is all that screaming isn’t Timmy having a sleepover tonight well it’s time for him to knock

It off rumpus time is over I’m going to go put an end to this boys knock it off with all that yelling before I take my belt off and hit you all right that’s it it’s spanking time for all four of you all right boys who wants her spanking

First it’s the goddamn Easter Bunny what the you doing here Easter Bunny it’s not Easter it’s the goddamn Smokey the Bear what the you doing here Smokey the Bear there’s not a forest fire huh Hank Hank are you okay Hank they have us cornered in every room of

The house we can’t escape you want to try that door again we can try it again come on okay Jeffy I think one of us should stay here and the other one goes and distracts the monsters so the other person can go get help okay okay so I think

That I think you should stay here and I’ll go distract the monsters and then I’ll tell you when when to come out so that you can go save yourself okay and I I’ll go distract him all right okay I trust you yeah so you you you just stay

Right here and I’ll go do all the hard work and and possibly get eaten so just stay right here all right all right right so yeah just just just stay right here okay okay I’m going out he’s in there he’s all yours you’re you you I have to save

Myself I’m almost free I’m almost free I’m almost free the front door hey there I heard a bunch of screaming and thought I’d check it out oh thank God you’re here you know there’s animatronics from the Freddy fazbears Place yeah well they’re here and they’re trying to eat me that’s

Impossible that place burned down and was demolished and it’s also just a video game they’re not even real no they’re inside the house they’ve already ate a few of my friends so you’re telling me if I go in there I’m going to see Freddy Bonnie Chica and Foxy and

They’re going to try to eat me yes if you go in right now you’ll see them okay I’m going in but if I don’t see them you owe me $5 well I don’t think you should go in there cuz they’re going to try to

Eat you n you just don’t want to give me $5 okay come inside but they’re going to eat you okay I will okay be very quiet they could be anywhere okay well first of all it’s dark in here let’s turn some lights on see you look at that it’s like

Daytime nothing bad has ever happened in the daytime except for 911 in Pearl Harbor in the JFK assassination and the Boston Marathon bombing you know what let’s turn these lights back off well no I like them on turn them back on okay if you say so who just turned the lights

Off wait a minute I only know one who likes to turn lights off and it’s a balloon oh you you want to dance huh come here that’ll teach you to turn the lights off I think you knocked his tooth out oh let me see oh yeah I sure did

Look at that maybe I’ll put that on a necklace like a shark tooth you owe me $5 cuz the animatronics are here no I said Freddy Bonnie Chica and Foxy I never mentioned the balloon well the other ones are upstairs well then let’s get out of here before I owe you

$5 well I kind of abandoned one of my friends upstairs with them what why would you do that cuz I wanted to save myself ah the coward’s way out out I like the way you think but unfortunately I am a police officer so I’m supposed to

Protect and serve it’s my job it’s a tough decision do I let a kid die or owe a kid $5 okay let’s go save him okay okay jeffy’s in that room and you said there’s animatronics in here uh-huh okay just be ready Jeffy Jeffy are you in here uh I don’t

See him what if they ate him just calm down there’s got to be something left they wouldn’t just eat them whole Jeffy are you in here he’s under the bed Jeffy hey oh they didn’t eat you no I ran and hid under the bed where’ they go Mexico

Really I don’t know kids let’s just get out of here before they come back did you hear that yeah hide in the closet Jeffy stay there hurry hurry hide okay kid we’re just going to hide in this closet until they leave good Idea okay I think she’s gone oh no she is trying to get Jeffy yeah we should probably do something about that but that’s scary I think we’re safe in this closet what you’re saying Foxy’s behind me oh hey foxy oh no don’t worry about him we’re friends foxy what are you doing

We’re friends remember what are you talking about remember all those good times look at this Montage see friend oh God oh God he’s eating me it hurts so bad oh my God this is a nightmare Jeffy come up from under the bed I’m right here let’s get out of here while chica’s on the ground okay let’s go downstairs let’s go downstairs it’s [Applause]

Freddy I got to get out here I got to get out here maybe this way oh no she’s chasing me she’s chasing me where do I go where do I go I’m cornered I have nowhere to go what’s wrong Jeffy I had a bad dream that all the Five Nights at Freddy

Characters were eating us you just had a nightmare Jeffy yeah and if you’re still scared we’re about to have a sleepover at my house we can all sleep in my sister’s room wait where’s your sister at I don’t know I don’t have my sister’s location uh actually it’s called sister

Location that’s the name of the next one so if you want to see the next one make sure to like the out of this video And subscribe