Insane Minecraft Adventure with Saltea Kichee

Uh hello hello hello hello hello Wella hi hello hi hello the local of all locals of locals of the virtual variety uh virtual Baker um salty hi hello hello hello hello hello hi hi hi hi hi hi hello there Robert I’m a little sleep make it’s like why am I here why

Am I streaming but um we don’t worry about that too much all you need to know is that I’m here I want to stream and you know what I want to play something that I can both talk to talk and play at the same time so here we are playing some Minecraft

Yeah yeah yeah right I’m excited I haven’t played Minecraft in quite some time time so but I have been feeling of like wanting to just play some Minecraft recently I need a nice relaxing and chill game to play so this will suffice um this will suffice very

Nicely all right I suppose we should get right into it yippe yippe uh oh my chat’s gone come back you like at changing my account name to Spectre I mean that sounds like a nice name I don’t know if there’s some meaning behind it but that sounds like a cool little little name

Then you do what you feel is best for you ah my KNE wow have not played Minecraft in quite some time have We excited I don’t really know what to do or what there is to do uh I’m not sure if I showed this last time but I’ve made an expansion to my thing and I now have some little Lovely Pets over here aelott speaking of which I want to go feed

Them I need to think of a better roundabout way of feeding um actually like feeding them but this is all I got right now A got to get a blue one eventually cuz that’s now on the um now on the uh agenda of things to make things to make

Things to get I really really really want to get a uh a blue Axel just because of how rare they are so a blue Axel seems very fun all right let’s see what do we got here on our thing to do pixel art idle item pixel art um Jan statue Sky Hotel excuse

Me you go away all right uh let me turn on some shaders cuz why not I want to make this look nice Mudkip ax yeah there we go all right let’s see um make an island of everyone so I got a I need to make a birch one I don’t have an

Aacha and a snowy H we should make a snowy one it’s almost time for Christmas once it’s December you know we’re going to make some Christmas stuff happened so that’s something that we have to really focus on later so let’s see I think the best thing to do right now we

Are going to make a we’re going to fill out the map we’re going to make a treehouse a snowy Island and uh we might do a Jan statue today too so yeah I do want to check out over here cuz if we do make the Jan

Statue I want to make sure I have enough wool to make such thing uh I actually got to go steal his skin real quick hold on gotta find his skin gotta find his skin uh Jan sugar blue there we go so all right so by the looks of my schematics I have now

Obtained oh jeez why is it so deep fried uh all right I got to find a better in viewer uh one sugar blue show me show me his face show me his skin got it found him Mr Jan all right okay okay so the on the bright

There’s some good news about this um if we do make a statue of Mr Jan he is fairly simple he is uh here let me just pull up pull out his reference all right I’m going to need a lot of white honestly I’m not going to show the reference

Because I don’t feel like showing the reference but I’m going to need a lot of this and I think think if anything I should try to make my way to a Mesa biome as well all right now the question is is just where do we build this where do we

Where are we going to go build said statue yeah it’s one thing to have the idea to go build a statue but at the same time it’s like where would be a good place to build set statue need to go find a Mesa biome though I think that’s going to be the

Best skin tone if we want to use some sort of color all right I got to go I got to go to flavor town I think and when I do go to flavor town I actually got to go ahead East all right all right I actually haven’t built a statue in a

While hate these little babies die you know what that’s even better now he must sustain a permanent and painful uh transformation to a zombie all right I forgot the proportions and size of a Minecraft person but it’s like the head’s fairly big it’s like 8 by8 um the arms are 4X

16 the legs are the same proportion of size and the body is like 8 by 16 so not too too bad uhoh uh oh okay for a sec I was okay I was getting a little worried there for a second I thought something was crashing we’re all good we’re all

Good the proportions I don’t remember myself yeah can’t really ever remember any of that such the proportions they’re very specific Man flying flying in this game is always so much fun I don’t think I could ever get old of it it can never get old for

Me no matter really what any stage of progression is flying is just always just so much fun it’s relaxing it’s just like it’s just kind of like zooming across the Sky nice love it all right so white terra cotta that is the color I think that’s going to work best

For Jan’s sugar um Jan’s skin yeah so let’s make sure we grab a bit of this uh okay oh oh so I I think this is where I was before some trying obsidian I had down all right uh so let’s see if I need let’s

Say for a six sides Cube I’m going to need eight blocks each um Okay can someone do the math for me cuz I’m trying to figure out by surface volume surface area not by volume so if I wanted to do by surface

Area it would be 8 8 * 8 * 6 so it’s 64 6 times oh wait so that if it’s 64 6 times then I’m most likely going to need at least five Stacks because I’m not going to cover the entire surface area with um the skin tone cuz the skin tone

Is going to be colored by other things but I think it’s also safe to say I’m going to need enough for the legs as well so I’m most likely going to say uh you know what I think six Stacks might be okay I think we’ll be get we’ll

Be fine if we get away with six Stacks that should be enough I’m just taking a guesstimation here because I don’t want to come back for more but if I need to I will hopefully we won’t come back hello hi alard yes we are playing Minecraft today it’s just a simple little

Gorilla an Impulse stream if you will so no goal in mind the head is empty and we are just here to just play some Minecraft nothing crazy just having a little fun time you know being a little guy doing my thing and I want to make some statues

Today I’ve already done make I already done made one Statue I made one Statue of Mrs Pippa Mrs sorry she’s not married Miss Pippa so I’m trying to just ever so casually get enough for the new Statue we’re going to make which is going to be of Mr Sugar

Bloom you know it it’s just funny saying his uh his uh his Alias stuff Alias and such like that you know I’m not trying to make fun of his like his uh his name or anything but whenever I hear Sugar Bloom the instant instantly the first

Thing I think of is like that’s a that’s a pony name that’s like a My Little Pony name you know or like a what is it not a pony but like a do you guys know um bug snacks it’s also it’s kind of among that

Line of like a child friendly name for a character that isn’t human I don’t know this kind of FS that Niche you know two for six all right you know what I know I said I want to get six but I kind of want to get eight just to be completely

Sure I want to be 100% West I got to go this way so once I just get this last little column here going to make our way back home making our way back home walking at a moderate pace home making my way down these shaders just make Minecraft

Look so much more fun so much more pretty as well I kind of wonder if I can reach that like Aurora up there but I have the feeling I probably probably can’t still doesn’t change the fact that it looks really pretty I kind of want to try at least but I could have

Died all right that’s statue one right there we’re about to make statue number two just the main thing is about trying to make this new statue that uh that’s the works in my head hole I’m still trying to figure out where should we put this statue cuz you know it’s one thing to

Make a statue but it’s another thing of placement which is fairly important no it’s very important to try and make sure that we put this in a good place just because I just don’t feel like building it again cluckles worth all right so going off my reference

Here I’m going to need a lot of white maybe some light gray uh I actually need a bit of pink I got actually I should actually go get a shulker help me carry all this stuff that we are going to need that’s a lot of

Fish H you know what that’s fine we get in the way too badly we’re going to need a bit of pink we’re going to need two purples two greens we’re going to need a bit of yellow ow I need some pinks uh I’m actually going to need a

Fair bit of black got to use it for his his his uh ears uh I already got enough pink Gray and yellow I need yellow that’s going to be his hair actually yeah I’ll get some yellow but I feel like I should get some sand as well

It might be a better color to this uh pallet I’m going to be working with and I know we got a lot of sand yeah we got a lot of sand all right pretty much have all the materials we need uh where to build it where should we build Mr

Jan where should we build Mr Jan on the little Island area this going be hard I don’t really know where we could build him we build him up I mean it would make sense to put him in the jungle that’s named after him right we did name this jungle after him right

Dangle yeah well I think I know where we’re going to build him then just uh the question of where in particular though yeah I want to build him here but I don’t want to make him look out of place he needs a fit cuz we are going to put his uh

Statue here too I we’re going to make a treehouse here too uh okay I think I got an idea we’re going to make a little Cloud platform for him simply what I mean by that we’re going to make a little platform the smooth Stone and we will make a artificial

Cloud so actually that means I’m going to need some more white wool it’s good cuz I was using I did have a lot of white wool so it’s nice to get rid of some of it ow all right the statue isn’t going to be directly in the jungle area but I’m

Going to build it like okay well I’m going to build it like over here over Yonder within distance but not too close all right and right here all right got to figure this out just like most places just like most things on this uh amazing floating

Island it is going to be elevated on a simple little cloud uh okay so it’s going to be uh one two three four so two three four 5 six there we go uh is that eight 1 2 three four 5 six seven eight very cool okay this looks good looking so far so

Good want to build the base here all right okay let’s actually start working on him from the ground up so funny enough this is actually a perfect little start for his shoes and now we’re going to make the rest of it so it goes a few blocks like this

Is the back no the back is uh okay so then the front it has a white here two here two here two here and one there there we go and now we just need to continue building all right uh okay so I don’t know how many blocks high that is

Uh hold on let me actually open up my art program here I’m going to open up my art program and help use that and that’s going to be helped to be used as a reference point as well so I can actually be able so I can they actually be able to count the

Pixels unsupported file format that makes okay let’s see how long are the legs do that’s what I’m trying to focus on so right now we are at pixel one two three uh uh all right so three one two three off the thing all right cool and from here we need to add a

Another gray ring all right we got his shoes and socks done it’s a good start I got to do a Skin think Le or is that his arms I’m not sure uh okay now I got to add a gray ring I did and I think I need to do three things of this no I think it’s two but on the sides it looks like he has a little

More yeah on the sides here he has like a little few little side side bit I keep pressing the wrong thing all right so on the back he actually has uh two great spots right here and then it goes back to be white all right front going back to the front

Now so that’s the first layer I believe but I’m going to add some more light gray as texture goes up two blocks and then there’s more like Gray all right oh wait did I just do that wrong I mean kind of but it’s fine so that’s

One so it should be three blocks high from his legs yeah I kind of did it wrong but it’s fine hold on let me fix that yeah so it should be one block off the Center yeah and we’re going to start doing his like little outfit texture actually this is where I put the pink I feel like I should use magenta honestly it’s a little bit too pink is that three blocks in between I can’t tell 1 two three it’s three in between okay cool

Okay now I’m just going to build up the gray I have any more gray or is that it I got oh I got plenty of gray H I should probably go to sleep first in the hole that was going to make it we have any more wall I will I

Do I not need it all but it’s nice to just have a little bit of insurance overshot it oh I’m going to overshoot again oh we’re good okay so this is going to be where the other things Are here white skin white thing okay so far so good we’re making a lot of progress oh shoot just going to I’m just going to build a little ladder inside of him got to get inside Jan here got to get in his little head or I guess we got

To get in his body in this sense no you know thinking about just like something at work today a lot of my my fellow co-workers are saying are have been telling me like hey you got say innocent my man and I just I’m so confused when they say

This yeah yeah okay I I don’t get a lot of things and there’s a lot of things that people say that are very questionable I suppose but I don’t want to I don’t think I’m exactly um innocent I think I think people might be a little crazy when they say

That and I was trying to explain to them like saying hey I’m Not Innocent I’m just uncultured and I’m trying to work on that I don’t remember what the context of what we were talking about though of it was oh yeah yeah okay so we were

Talking about like you know why are hot dogs called hot dogs you know it was just a weird thing to start thinking and talking about but I was asking like hey why are hot dogs actually called hot dogs they’re not really dogs they’re not made out of dogs or anything

So I was just like going on and trying to get some small talk started like why are they called hot dogs it’s one of those things do you know we don’t question like why are they named this but being a part of food is like a weird fast ination I get where

It’s like hey you know things are named after a thing for a reason and you know why are hot dogs called hot dogs were they used to made out of dogs um were they used as dog treats and then we we as humans just decided to adapt them into just being for

Us like why are they called hot dogs then they start saying like oh yeah they’re glizzies you see they’re now being called glizzies and it’s like oh yeah that’s what the British that’s what the uh the British people of Brit British land are calling uh hot dogs

Right or is it all or is it the Aussies you know glizzies on the Barbies or whatever it may be but like people who are Aussie call them glizzies right British where British land you know in the lands of where British people exist that is where they exist British land gray and

White like oh yeah glizzies yeah I know what a Gizzy is glizzies are what the people either in the the back or the people of hold on it’s coming to me of British land call them how true is that I’m not 100% sure but I believe that’s what they call

Them all right what’s this back Gizzy is so weird why are Bath goms called bath bombs well I mean bath bombs are a little bit more explanatory cuz they don’t exactly explode yes but they do kind of fizzle out which kind of gives a premonition of they’re exploding you could

Say but not exactly you know they’re just kind of kind of exploding and has somewhat not so fascinating way Great Britain me and my friends impersonate British by use by use of nonexistant shank you think you should be disclosing that on a on Twitch on a twitch and youtube.com stream to

Twink talking about Gizzy we’re not talking about twinks we’re not talking about my dad here uh I got oh I do hope I have enough white wool seems like we’re getting kind of low and I’m we getting kind of worried got to do enough for his

Hair how is your dad a twink he’s 65 we’re not talking about my dad Dad we’re talking about Sonic dad Jee get your mind in the right it’s it should be fine I’m just I as long as I don’t say anything to or say anything in chat I think it should be

Right just don’t say anything in chat if he doesn’t acknowledge my existence I don’t exist uh all right oh Sonic Dad yeah my like real dad my real dad he’s a giga Chad Giga dad two yeah it’s two points out Okay cool so that means one two 3

Four five six s Ah that’s on all right yeah that is that cool Sonic D dad sonic dad is a twink exactly he’s a little twinkie pie no the man is borderline fboy I thought he was a fboy like have you seen the way he draws himself

Sometimes I think he’s a fan booy in denial one two three four five six seven he is a fan booy the best part is is he’s not even able to defend for himself right now so we can call him that as much as we want yeah sonic he’s a fan

Booy what is he gonna do pop out of nowhere and say hi nah he doesn’t do that not my not my dad oh okay oh no he died oh dear oh I forgot I forgot I forgot to get the um the purple and the green the lime green his eyes his eyes all

Right so purple no that’s magenta I’m color blind purple and two lime green it’s going to be kind of weird just to have Mr Jan is on a I missed that have Mr or youan just in my uh home like this it be kind of funny to be honest Sonic could defend him

Couldn’t defend himself even if he was here jeez damn oh man I mean you’re right but jeez you got to say that behind his back Above All Else damn let him at least fight back geez jeez Louise all right Um so it goes three out and it goes up by blocks to there we go we’re almost done already with this thing we just just got to kind of give him hair and we’re all set yeah of course I’m going to give him a bit more texture with his hair and

Such but for now I’m just going to try and do as much as I can honestly I think he’d agree honest if he doesn’t agree he is actually going to be in denial about it once more may I say of have you seen how he draws himself I mean that’s partially the

Reason why I make fun and say like oh yeah you’re a you’re a girl o girl girl girl he draws himself as a fale all the time and at the same time it’s like hey you kind of look like a chick you’re making yourself look like a chick here

How do you how do we not say anything think about that imagine imagine he watches the video and sees his conversation ah you know I’m going to go out and say and say that’s a very very low likelihood but if he does hi Sonic hi he’s probably going to go around and

Try and say this like hey but I made you so you’re a fanboy by proxy and and I’m going to say no not how it works just because you made me does not mean you does not mean you can say who I am it’s like just cuz you make me

Doesn’t mean you control what I want to be you’re not my oh well I was going to say you’re not my dad but he kind of is so well he won’t be able to control me in that regard you know you are n who you think I you

Cannot control who you want me to be I’m my own person I pay my own Rent I pay I pay for my own stuff dad you don’t pay for me anymore get off my back I don’t know what that was I’m sorry all right we just might barely have enough yellow wool here o o man that was I think we’re already

Done which I’m going to say I’m quite shocked oh it looks so weird something about it is so uncanny and I know exactly why it looks like that I got to get shears this is going to take way too long to break in the hole ears

Man I can’t believe this man I think it’s the I think it’s the Bro lime I think it is bro lime yeah L lime L lime wait I can’t I don’t know if that’s bro lime or low lime there’s two of them so I don’t know which one that is but oh

Shoot I can’t tell if that’s a male or female one because there’s two of them either way around it it’s like hm they joined they died and then they leave I feel bad for them oh no girl failure moment I suppose yeah do I have any more yellow hole or is

This all I got no that is pretty much all I got the female low lime is not in the server oh okay whoops and also hi Jan hello so you’ll never guess what I’m building it’s kind of a really funny thing I’m not going to tell you what I’m

Building but man it’s it’s it’s being very very difficult uh he doesn’t he doesn’t he doesn’t Minecraft cringe how do you not play Minecraft and be a vtuber come on being a vtuber and playing Minecraft is like a having having a bread no jelly peanut butter

Nor jelly it’s like it just comes with it just comes with the territory yellow no the wool okay I need to go get more more yellow more yellow yeah I’m so glad that this Factory here has been able to produce so much wool I actually haven’t needed to worry about

Like oh I’m going to need more wool or this and that cuz all this is perfectly just being made from just the factory alone God oh come on there you go I wish I could somehow Implement a better texture here because with all this yellow I’m making him really look like some

Blondie like a disgustingly yellow blonde like a very very obnoxious blonde but I’m not sure how else to fix it here yo that’s the most evil vtuber in existence are you sure I’ve seen worse I’ve seen much more evil in the world missing way too yellow though I really

Wish I could add some more sand texture cuz I think that would complement a little bit more but I don’t believe I have that much yellow nor do I feel like doing it in all honesty I can’t put the commitment for it I’m not ready there we

Go uh and just like most YouTubers I mean most and just like the other Statue I’m going to make sure we give this one up brain uh I think he is very big brain though so we’ll make sure to give him an average sized brain that’s the stem and then we’ll

Give him a very good old wrinkly brain it’s a circle okay it’s also kind of it’s kind of lopsided too it’s missing something but we don’t talk about that all right time to go take an outside view uh okay all right let’s get a nice little facial get a see little face

Here uh okay that looks okay but we need to add a little here hi sprockets hello uh need to go here and then here and I actually need to go over here there and we need to go down we need to go down on this guy we’re up too high I go down

Uh okay so on this one he has hair right here so I’m going to put right here and go like there uh okay there we go just going to actually remove that and put that there to show some sort of depth uh and then I’m just going to continue

There we go look at his lovely man I missed oh I almost died okay I got to remove the little side bangs I decided to give him I guess got to give him a little trim got I got to get him on the sides here a little off the top have my elytra

On I missed there we go there we go that looks kind of better looks a little better um let’s see did I miss anything oh I did hold on they’ll save me some white wool as well all right uh okay so on the back here it’s so looking at his back here he

Has do one two uh uh you know what let’s give it a bit more Dimension yeah just like how I gave pppa some ears I need to give him some ears too he is a very very cool tiger guy the funny thing is you’re not going to even be able to see

Him but the effort shall be made did I make it three wide so it’s one two three did okay uh it’s so dark I can’t see where I’m placing these the shaders is much as much as it looks as nice as it does look it’s also kind of confusing me as well

Well there goes my shears all right and this is where I improvise a little cuz I don’t have any more black wool funny enough there we go wait a minute is that a pink nurse outfit yeah he’s a nurse it’s his thing okay wait that other side has an extra spot here

Right that looks good but I feel like I should put that there but and then I’ll put that like this oh there you go it gives you the little idea that they’re ears right oh almost decided to jump off again right yeah look at that it’s so good though wow I like

That it’s him if I ever if I ever want to see and look for Jan now he’s right there look at him he’s right there I probably want to trim out the sides a little bit but yeah he’s not a cat he’s a tiger which I guess the same difference but

You know you got to watch you got to you got to watch the merchandise well not the merchandise but you got to you got to know who he is and he’s a tiger well specifically a wear Tiger but he’s a tiger still I can’t believe you’re making a statue of him well

Listen I’m not sure what do you expect because if you remember if you would know I have a little salties too board here and I said Drew one Statue and now that’s done no more I’ve done it I’ve made the Jan statue I do actually have to really quickly cut his sides

Here cuz the outside of his hair is kind of protrusive in an obtrusive manner some may think that this is an evil little Fe tuber and such but I think he kind of funny I would go out and say that he what am I doing I go out and say that he’s quite

The fun guy oh I keep missing ah no okay there we go just got to give him a little haircut before he’s all ready to go I got to give Jan a haircut you got to make him uh very very presentable to the crowd uh to his um to

His uh fan base uh to the uh to the to the to the to to to two to minus uh uh um presentable we just need him presentable and I’m just going to give him a proper little trimming little haircuts yeah that looks good yeah want to get a better

View there he is H there he is was so funny it’s so cute look at that ah there he is Jan over I forgot I don’t have my wings Jan at jangle I think that only makes sense right putting Jan down around where the jangle is it’s on brand even one would

Say all right didn’t need I actually ended up not needing that much wool as I thought I’d need but here we are oh oh oh oh hi there thank you for following oh my God that’s a follower on twitch.tv wow hello welcome welcome welcome in welcome in hey I

Definitely will accept the follower I don’t want subscribers no more subscribers until 20 2 for I’m trying to not get that uh I’m trying to not do that um what is it what is it what is it what is it I’m trying to not do that karaoke

Stream desperately don’t want to do it so it’s not going to happen all righty there we go we have we have him there he is he kind of looks like a mouse more subscribers please how about no more subscribers I don’t need I don’t want any more

Subscribers bad no more you all do not need to hear the atrocity of a speaking and singing voice that I have trust me you do not need to hear it let alone do I want to hear it so not only are you hurting me you’re hurting me twice and

You’re going to be hurting yourself so just don’t qu it bad if I could I would hit you all with a paper towel a paper a a paper a a roll up piece of newspaper I mean I forgot about the twitch part but I was already subbed on YouTube damn it unsubscribe

Unsubscribe do your do your do your YouTuber a service and unsubscribe I need less I need less subscribers you know you know sometimes having so many subscribers it gets you know it can inflate someone’s you know it can it can uh it can inflate

Someone’s ego so you know I I I want to make sure that I’m staying as like a saying as like a you know a humble kind of guy uh I don’t need more subscribers at all so you should definitely unsubscribed by any stretch of the imagination I don’t need you to

Subscribe but you can subscribe to me back when it’s um 2024 just stop right now subscribing to me now is one of the worst things to do you want to do it next year which is next month well not next month that’s December but next next month you get it

Right you just don’t need to subscribe to me right now just not yet not yet not yet uh guess I’ll have need to leave a calendar reminder then yes yeah yeah yeah yeah sorry I’m just admiring my work here I’m just it just looks good okay I

Want to appreciate how nicely I made the Statue you know come to think of it in like a normal in a like a trying to be a normal person’s context I have one of my oshi’s in my backyard in a jungle that is dedic at to him something’s not right

Here’s weird something’s off by this uh okay this seems very very sus something is very Among Us here something Among Us sussy here something’s little little weird even Among Us Among Us sussy Among Us Among Us Among Us Among Us hey is that the algorithm is the algorithm happy I’m

Saying Among Us right now Among Us um back rooms uh sus other other words Minecraft very menacing Okay so hello hi waved hello hello uh I guess we can start working on a treehouse that’d be fun we are just fixing up Jang we’re just fixing up the jangle so might as

Well add a little bit more fun there right we got Jan so let’s add him a nice little uh thing over there oh look there he is he’s on the map look at that there he is he’s there buddy all right so now let’s make a treeh house

Yes H the good thing about jungle wood a lot of it so uh soda soda SOA everyone like And subscribe I’m fine with the liking part you can like the video you can like the video but please don’t subscribe please it’s for my own wellbeing and Sanity and I don’t got a lot of that left so I need to try and keep as much

As that as I can please preserve my sanity I don’t you don’t need to hear me sing I’m on my knees I’m shaking and quivering I’m crying in pain please please please don’t make me sing I Will I don’t know what I could do to persuade

You but I I I I genuinely must tell you please unsubscribe I’m not saying we’re going to reach the goal because I’m still pretty confident in the idea that we’re not going to reach the goal but but you see precautions must be made things must be said and I am trying to

Make sure I sway you all to being in my favor you see I understand that you all want to hear um you want to have scratchy scratches in your ears but at that point you might want to listen to ASMR not me singing me singing is the worst thing

That could ever happen to you is not going to help you go to college it’s not going to help you find your divorced um it’s not going it’s not going to help your divorce it’s going to actually probably make it worse please please please please don’t it’s very bad for

You it’s bad for the environment um uh it’s there’s just so many bad reasons there’s so many reasons why you would not want to oh I can see through that there’s so many there are so many reasons to why you just don’t want to it’s bad it’s bad there’s so many

Reasons why it’s bad it’s so bad I can’t even tell you how it’s bad because it’s just that bad all right I want some fences because I’m going to use these fences to make some TIY torches yep hi Jan hi Jan it’s funny okay cool uh my brain cannot process what you just

Said I can’t even remember what I said uh I cannot even remember what I said so I think we’re both in that same ballpark my friend yeah I don’t know we’re talking about I think I was probably talking about like hey unsubscribe and all that stuff in

Between but yeah that’s that’s all I was saying I’m not saying unsubscribe forever I’m just saying at least sub unsubscribe for now all right you can subscribe back later you know you don’t need to do it right now you can do it at another time just like

Right now is just not a good time for it the internet is so warped these days um when you think you’re when you think of a baker you think they got a bakery of a bakery of a dumpy and not the actual place you mean I have a little Bakery over

Here uh it’s a little work in progress but he’s a he he’s being um not he but it’s being um watched over by a villager I think his name is George or something like that I I forgot I forget what I name all my villagers but the basic thing is named something

And he’s watching over what is he watching over I mean what is his name I can’t remember but boy is he watching something dumpy little dumpy just thinking I’m just thinking of The Binding of Isaac Isaac gaming this man think he could get subs exactly I don’t want subs that’s the

Main thing you see I’m not like most I’m not there are so many things that that make me different from other YouTubers and vtubers one of those things being I just don’t want subs right now you can all just not be here and that would be very

Nice stop it get some help don’t sub if you want to help support me and not wanting to be upset with my life and existence uh stop subbing subbing bad I just Dro those don’t drop those don’t drop that uh yeah someone’s going to fall off here

And you know what I think that would be kind of funny so I’m going to continue to leave this to I’m going to let this be a very hazardous dangerous thing intentionally intentionally hazardous intentionally dangerous intentionally Su not suicidal sorry intentionally rigged by Design you will get hurt if you just decide to

Be stupid you will die and fall off so don’t be stupid and don’t die why don’t you want subs all right I suppose I should give everyone everyone a refresher then so I have made a bet with my chat saying essentially hey if we hit I know if we I

Know we’re not going to hit it but if you guys make us hit um what is it 500 subscribers before the year ends I will do the first stream of next year will be a karaoke stream that’s it that’s the only thing nothing else nothing more nothing less

Yet all these people really want to see me sing and it’s like why why why do you want why do you wish such ill will against me why do you all want me to cry on stream you want to see a grown man cry and break down on stream well you’re

Going to see it if we hit 500 so don’t don’t don’t stop stop it stop it I don’t want to sing singing bad above all else it’s just nasty I can’t think there are other people out there that can sing but I am not among those people

That can sing see that’s the thing that makes this all difficult I can’t think he said the most infamous words of internet I know we aren’t going to hit it the internet said oh yeah watch this I can well you know what the thing is we’re still not going to we’re not going

To reach it still I very very very still I’m very much still confident that we’re not going to hit it I mean I haven’t got we would have to get three subscribers a day a day every single month I mean every single day until the month ends but we I haven’t

Even gotten a single one yet today at least at least today and you know what that’s fine I don’t need subscribers I don’t want subscribers yeah you see I’m un I’m not like most I’m not like most YouTubers I don’t want subscribers I just want you I just want your

Attention yeah I don’t want your money I don’t want this and that I just want you to come in and say hi I would like for you to come into my stream I would like you to come here say Hi and then you can leave if you so very

Choose I’m a person of very little I’m a person that is that needs very little in life so if you can at least give me the one thing of one unsubscribe two a comedy fan oh you’re so funny oh you o look at you you think you must think you’re so funny

F O what are you doing that’s not your statue sir that belongs to a cool vtuber friend idiot all right got to kill him how dare they desecrate my Shrine I’m going to I okay I’m going with that now how dare they desecrate my Shrine I

Made you know how people have their Oshi shrines and such I guess guess I I guess that’s my Oshi Shrine now I’m I’m going with it yeah yeah Oshi Shrine there we go okay time to kill how dare they touch it how dare they desecrate such a magnificent Shrine I’m I’m

Sad and above all else I’m mad I can’t get mad I do not have the capacity I do not have the mental capacity to feel angry yet not yet all right I’m going to do a little little H thing here going to be kind of

Cool there we go I don’t even have to uh do a thing to get down there we go that’s so cool uh one two this is very cute is it not I think it looks very nice oh and I okay so even though I said like

Don’t subscribe I still got to be nice I got to be courteous still so you know I I guess you know thanks I guess thank you for subscribing ah you know ah you didn’t need to in fact I was I’ve been telling you know a lot of people to

Unsubscribe I mean you maybe maybe you just can’t read and you know what that’s completely fine however you don’t you didn’t need to do that honest like you should you should actually unsubscribe right now you should you should you should unsubscribe yourself right now unsubscribe yourself from my channel do

It isn’t this cute though I like this love it it’s my it’s going to be the amazing home it’s the get it’s a it’s the home away from home even though that home is like right there the home that the unnecessary home away from home why would you need a home this

Close to your house I don’t know maybe you got robbed and they did then decide to go for your really cool Treehouse that makes sense right uh okay I need like only two more waiver back is now a baker thanks for following ah see that’s more like it

See more of those thank you for your follow I appreciate you following the channel you see I have no problems nor qualms with that just don’t subscribe thank you uh found the stream by autoplay looks better than my building skills oh thank thank you yeah thanks I I

Guess I don’t know I feel bad if if that’s I’m not because I can’t understand it say self-deprecation or not and if so that’s my bit uh we go and uh well I guess I’m just going and uh it would actually need to be there or here H it’s not

Symmetrical okay well it’s fine I’m just going to have to deal with the pain yeah this is very cute though I’m loving this area uh I’m going to make like a little table now too there we go and then I’m going to make a Chair uh yeah so now you can have a little date here it’ll be like really cute and then you can just like stare off into the uh uh well um well over there I guess and like you’d see like oh there’s a there’s a tiger guy there too and he’s

A nurse outfit it’s like ah yeah it’s very thematic to like oh perfect just what I want to see when I’m on like a how did you get there all right well got to kill this man there we go that other guy oh wow that’s much higher than

Expected yeah this is a Skyland or Skyland whatever you want to say Skyland Skyland it’s the it’s the land above the skies it wasn’t obvious enough is the great unknown I definitely want to get some parrots here that’s the next point of business got to get some parrots going

To get some Juke boxes this going to be like a party house you know now I need to make an easy and accessible way up or at least semi accessible there we go all natural all natural could be a little tricky but very very very natural Uh yeah that’s pretty that’s as probably as best as I can do for decoration here uh jukebox I want to go get a jukebox Lefty L hello there hello welcome in hi hi hi welcome to the stream uh okay jle Vine uh the she okay no I need those to go

There and I need the funky blocks the funk block blocks the funky blocks the funk block singular uh I might as well do a little note block as well and I’m going to make sure I get one of these one of those one of these apparently these are really really

Rare I got three of them coin and Nicole some go uh o some candles would be nice um Brewing stands with some non not so conspicuous liquids like health potions it’s very late 04 oh geez 44 a.m. uh in Germany so I will just sleep now have a nice stream thank you cook

Sleep my goodness I appreciate you saying so late but my goodness you should go to get some rest it’s very important for you no all right funny note blocks the breing sand here with the nonso conspicuous liquids uh I’ll put a barrel here just cuz I think it would look nice

Aesthetically and I might as well put some candles around and uh let’s have a random brewing stand there why not actually I’ll put the thing right here uh um I’ll put it right here no okay Co put this here and I’ll put the exra music in

Here and I’ll put the note block right Over there oh I can’t play it it looks cool though there we go what a nice looking area no cute it’s small it’s quaint and it’s a small little Treehouse I just need to get some parrot friends though that’d be nice maybe a cat or two you are really good at building

That’s normal for me I am fine with about 5 to 6 hours of sleep I used to be like that but now I can’t I don’t know it’s I need sleep it’s important for me okay you two need to how do I breed how do I breed these how do I breed these

Guys do I give okay wait hold on I’m going to look it up how to breed parrots in Minecraft it is not possible to breed parrots okay and that’s ironic then cuz it’s uh there’s an achievement in the game called uh the birds and the parrots on

The P bats and the parrots kind of funny if it’s case because that would mean the those two animals are none able to be breed the parrots and the bats breed two animals together but they can’t breed that’s funny yeah that’s kind of funny they can’t be

Breed you what thinking about bread you know what you usually do with uh parrots I mean birds you get them breadcrumbs I know if I feed them a cookie they’ll die but can I give them a piece of bread no okay well I tried it only made it made sense at the time

Uh okay I got to remember or did I put it away already I did um oh yeah let’s go knock that off the things of what we have done already so um Treehouse there it is done build more of the map well that’s just going to be a

Constant work in progress the map is already always being worked on there we go the canopy uh okay how long have you been working on this world uh this is a server I been playing on I was I was gratefully invited here by a friend and uh I think I’ve been working

On this my Island here for at least a few months here let me check real quick I started playing on this world when I was starting to play not starting to play I was starting to play on this world when I started to did the migration from twitch to YouTube let me

Check on YouTube that will show uh all right so I oh wait no okay that was oh that was when I was still uh that was when I was still on a different server hold on let me try and figure this out now um all right so by the looks of it I

Have been on this world for around two months which is funny to think out loud I’ve been working on this entire thing for two months and I’ve made a swamp land I made a nether Island oh shoot I made a nether Island I made a dark oak forest biome

Which I’m going to make into a woodland Mansion biome kind of I made a sheep farm um I’m going to make this starter Island just something else I got a beach desert island I have Farmers Island right here the Farmland uh I got the jungle land here I have the cherry blossom Island

Here I got my villager Island here I got the mushroom oh yeah let me show you my Mushroom Island I worked on I’ve been working on it here so I’ve been working on the Mushroom Island as you can see it has been improved there’s actually mushrooms here and the mycelium is going

To grow a little the Mushroom Island is slowly coming together slowly becoming more shroomy now I just want to try and make a really cool way for get here to there and I’m thinking of doing a Um I want to do a what is it like a sky Bridge I’ll have to try and do the on stream but it’s going to be very hard to try and do and here is my Pinewood forest biome that is also being accompanied by the bakery did I name him yet yo wake

Up he has no name we’ll give him a name eventually we’ll name him George or something you know what let’s name him right now actually okay I haven’t looked at I haven’t looked at chat after comedy fan from saying only Untamed parents can be bred uh you after his message the

Next person to message in chat will be named after that Villager come on someone talk in chat who wants to be named after a villager who’s going to be it who’s going to be that villager in my bakery who’s going to be running my bakery no oh laffy laffy wins laffy

L I’d love to run a bakery well now you get to run my bakery congratulations you have gotten a free job a free job a free job you have gotten a luxury job to where you can eat sleep and do whatever you want for the rest of your

Life but yeah congratul ulations you got a lovely new home and job chickens wait a minute wait why what what do you mean by wait a minute ow ow it’s a very Humane system so don’t need to worry about it you’ll you can the best part about my job the job that you

Work at now laffy you can work as much as you want you can not work as much as you want you can do whatever you want you have you have unlimited break time you get paid by emeralds so yeah you get a lifetime of full

Luxury and I have to go murder some I got to go murder some things need to fix up my stuff here ah yes manslaughter or in this case pig slaughter yeah it would be pig slaughter no they’re not really men they’re not really people so it’s fine to kill them on a

Very industrial manner like this right industrialized genocide isn’t that great it’s just like the okay I’m going to save that joke that’s St ah yes I love manufacturing genocide h manufactured genocide it’s more Humane than any of my Villages well they usually sit in a one by one box just kind of chilling

Yeah it’s better than what most people would give their villagers heck the Villager island is probably the most Humane version of a villager a villager keep because it’s free roome they have all the ability to go do whatever they want and I won’t do a single thing to stop

Them they can get off there has been several instances to where the lads on villager Island had decided to jump off and kill themselves but then they drown and die and they never get to see the light of day ever again so you know you take you win some you lose some

Right and then they are swiftly replaced so hey it don’t matter if there is something I do want to do with some of these islands cuz some of them are just kind of aesthetic I really want to do something with nether island or a little bit more of nether Island

Because you got the little area that was supposed to represent the Wast lands here then you got the Warped shroom biome with the uh the uh adjustable Beacon here so I can turn on and off whenever I want turn it off uh you got the Soul Sand Valley

Here uh you have the uh the Crimson lakes here and then you have the basalt and the underground though I don’t know what to do under here I think I want to try and hide like some sort of ancient cool treasure or maybe get a piglin a zombie

Piglin as um as prisoner that’d be fun too a prison a zombie pris a zombie piglin prisoner oh yeah and then we have uh oh oh wait let me show I need to show you all this cuz he has an insanely long name so his name

Is Sir RI r r Reginald her her B Von W of chicken very long name and he has the he has had the ability to ride on this roller coaster for the rest of his life and he loves it all right and I need to also just uh really quickly check on the

Wool the wool so far getting quite a number numbering a a kind of a good sizable amount of wool the wool profits are always going up always high hi like my depression I got to start doing something with green and red wool being kind of full and blue

Wool I guess if anything maybe I should try to do a statue of mina or Abigail no Abigail I can’t do her she’s pink but n she’s blue so I could do her oh also I forgot I forgot to make my one joke and especially since Jan’s

Here I’m inside Jan in his little I’m in his big old head I’m inside him look at me I’m inside his body I’m like a little little parasite I’m running around in his head and now I’m going to go into his uh stomach yes here we are uh I’m gonna

Give him a little I’m gonna gonna just give his arm a little tickle on the inside you know maybe give him a little carpal tunnel somehow lot of Heat going to heat up his legs the little toies there we go yeah that that’ll show him there silly joke has been acquired all

Right on to back to the board though back to the drawing board uh actually I feel like I should move the drawing board cuz I do want to make a little Pathway to the Jan uh Island here like all the other places to every other Island there’s a pathway to said Island

Except for the Jung jangle might need to fix that so uh still we got to do the pixel iron for so that’s how head Works how headaches work it’s just little people running around in there H you’re not supposed to know that make an island of every biome oh

Yeah I suppose well um before we end off today’s stream we should do one last Island and then it will be in preparation for the Christmas time all right Bruce Bakery aisle uh we need to make go we need to go make christm christas Christmas Christmas aisle

Now so funny enough we actually are going to need a lot of snow I have snow blocks and for snow blocks the best way to get snow is to get a snow golem and then we’re going to make an infinite snow Farm it’s very very

Easy I would go as far and say that it’s nonsensically nonsensically easy like it’s so silly of how easy it is to make one all right we will put the guy under this tree for now you know what I changed my mind we will put our little sa save save

Um we’ll put our little helper for now uh right here he’ll be we he’ll be working for the rest of his life in this little small little cubicle until I let him free no no no no no no come back no okay I don’t want to kill you but if you don’t

Get back in your look away look away do you see the flowers just look at the flowers look at the flowers you didn’t see any of that chat you didn’t see any of that he was just looking at the flowers you know nothing conspicuous happening here he was inspecting the flower he

Sees the flower inspector guy checking out seeing how the flowers are looking nothing conspicuous nothing bad happening he just went on a vacation though so you know going on a nice long well-deserved vacation I just sure hope that he will come back eventually in due time okay and now uh

Well I messed up I think yeah I for Gore because he’s in a hopper so uh sorry sorry chat just look at the flowers look at the flowers okay that’s the second Golem that I’ve killed today oh well you know what they say uh third times a charm

I also got to move this I don’t have enough space Pumpkin Man pumpkin man it’s just it’s just not death it’s Permanent Vacation exactly exactly we’re giving him a nice long long long Permanent Vacation to um God knows where where but uh he yeah he’s vibing right now he’s relaxing he’s

Having a grand old time snow golem things you know once more nothing conspicuous is happening here nothing at all OSHA compliant very very humane anything else that could be said yeah that’s that’s this that’s this uh that’s this guy going to be in a most the the most Humane

Society he’ll never he doesn’t even need to see the light of day I’ve now figured out because he’s just a he’s just a snowman if anything if he saw the sun he would would probably melt so I’m doing him a favor all right anyways here we go yep there we

Go and now I’m just simply going to sit like this doing this for like 20 hours I hope you’re ready here I hope you’re ready to be here for the long run cuz we’re going to be doing this for a while all right it’s been a while there we go that should be

Enough all right um I am going to say this next bridge I’m going to make because I’m going to make a bridge to this island is going to be made out of spru I think that’s the best way to make it out of the best thing to make it out

Of and this is going to be kind of an interesting Island because it’s actually going to be one of the what the only Island that isn’t connected to like a big main island it’s going to be an island that’s separated by these two islands so it’s going to be I’m going to

Put it right here so yeah see figure this out well maybe not because I just now noticed that’s at a lower elevation while this one is at a higher elevation um how are we going to do this well either way around it I think I’m still going to make it in that

Corner but maybe I’ll have it to where it’s connected via this Bruce Bakery Island still to where it just goes over here maybe we’ll see now the question is where do I start the initial bridge I mean yeah I could make it over here but that’s kind of a walk and I

Don’t like that I could just do it over there need a proof of Concepts first or I can do one right here I don’t know got to work on that or maybe maybe know I kind of like this idea that I have in my head the entrance way is right

Here and then you can leave that way yes right okay we’ll make it a few blocks out and this would still be connected over here here uh okay how does this look on the main map I mean it looks fine right now but I

Want to see how it looks like if it was on the map though you know what I’m fine with that actually oh wait I need Island Building Materials we’ll put this Spruce away for now I need the Island Building Materials ah yes free real estate throw this junk in here for

Now yeah I got to get some free real estate here uh I do need some Stone so I got to make sure I take a bit of that stone blocks am I going to will I be able to make this oh barely okay all right start building that should be enough

Want to make this island nice and big because this is going to essentially be the snowy Island now the next Island to make in my agenda of Island making is going to be the snowy biome by proxy since it’s going to be the snowy biome and you know the best time

Of the year the most wonderful time of the year is about to happen it only makes sense to start building this island and making sure we are ready for the oh shoot oh shoot oh I missed okay perfectly calm perfectly calm nothing was going wrong everything was

Going my way nothing bad will ever happen uh yeah so usually when I do make my Islands I should explain like my thought process maybe I don’t know maybe that’s interesting maybe you want to hear about it and if you don’t then you can you’re more than welcome to zone out but

Whenever I make a new island I like to make a base of stone because for some Reon let’s say for some reason for whatever reason it may be you dig down on my Island and you dig down near the center if you dig down you’re going to

Hit Stone and when you hit the stone on an on one of my Islands that’s you’re going indication that’s going to be your best indication that you’re hitting the Bedrock quote unquote of the island and if you dig past it you will fall and you

Will die you will go Splat and hit the ground very hard suggested that you don’t dig straight down it’s also suggested that you don’t dig straight down even if you were to build on this island but at the same time there has been no one that wants to

Build on this island which is quite a shame however I it would be kind of cool if I had a pal friend someone on this island to be with it would make being on this cool floating island a lot more fun like the thing about this floating

Island it’s a little lonely there’s no one else up here and like everyone else that’s on this server is back on the ground level with everyone else which is fine however comma it’s lonely up here it’s quiet I got Birds I got cats and I’m going to get dogs eventually

But I need some companionship I need some friendship up here man it’s lonely i’ be pretty and it’d be pretty helpful too I bet you get stuff done twice as fast h i mean when you put it like that yeah that it would also be nice to get some fresh ideas too

All this building and stuff that uh that is on this island is solely from me I believe I think yeah everything on this island has been purely my idea I mean if you saw what this Island used to look like um it has gone through quite the

Transformation and I was also the person who initially wanted to do a sky base because usually when I do Minecraft and I play a whole lot of Minecraft you know you take advantage of just the space that you’re given because you know you play at ground level quite literally and

Then you build and then once you build enough you kind of go like what do you build next so to maximize to Mid Max the issue um I’m not building on an island I’m not building on a piece of land I’m building the land so

It helps um it helps um helps me to continue my creative thought process because I’m always needing more land and my thoughts behind every project I do has to be a little bit more um conclusive has to be more put together because if I just make a random

Island and I don’t know what to do with it then I just wasted my time there’s nothing I can do with that Island anymore it’s kind of dead weight so I just have a random Island and there’s nothing to do on that island anymore then I just wasted my time which

Is something I don’t like to do such a precious commodity and I don’t want to really waste it at all so want to try and make sure I make the best of my time which is funny to say that and it’s kind of ironic to say that because the first

Island AKA starter island is essentially that starter island is just kind of a throw around Island it doesn’t really have any identity other than this was the first island I made but I do want to build a bit more on it I do plan on uh expanding it I

Want to put a house Hotel there so I want to put a it’ll become like Hotel island or something but if people were to come to this island and maybe they want to stay here for a day you could rent a hotel for like I don’t

Know a penny not a penny but like you know an iron ingot and then you can get service you’ll get food you’ll get room service you’ll get a good set of armor you’ll get diamonds armor you’ll get and there’ll be like treatments like oh do you want the iron treatment the do you

Want the coal treatment the iron treatment the emerald treatment the or the diamond treatment and each one will give you like better better like service like if you get like the highest surface I’m going to give you a free set of armor and then it’s going to be like

A enchanted and all this sort of fun stuff you’ll get some golden carrots even it’ll be a it’s a it’s a plan it’s a really nice little thing I want to make and it’ll be really cute it’ll be really fun and yeah starter island is still starting up

To try and be something but I need to make a hotel first and to make a hotel uh I’m going to need a lot of land for that like a lot of land like an extreme amount of land so as of now I’m not able to really make it

Yet or maybe instead of using iron and coal I should use dirt as my currency because you know how because currency for me in my head if you’re able to trade dirt with me I will give you whatever you want which is funny to say because usually in Minecraft dirt is

The most useless block just due to how abundant it is and it is abundant and I can get a lot of dirt just the main caveat to that thing is that dirt is kind of annoying to get especially for me cuz that means I

Have to go down to the ground I have to go dig up a whole bunch of dirt and then I got to fly back up and then fly back down fly back up fly back down get some more dirt put some dirt down blah blah blah blah blah it gets repetitive after a

While so why why why would I not want that to be my currency it has some actual value for me and also if you want to think of this as like in a capitalist sense um usually if you want to buy if usually if you’re rich you have a lot of

Money I you have a lot of land so if you give me a chunk of land I.E the dirt that’s valuable for some sense because you’re giving me you’re giving me um more more uh things to work with you’re giving me free real estate so thank you for listening to my

TED Talk that is why dirt is the most valuable source for me and uh you should give me your dirt BL blocks give them this is a really small island in the grand scheme of it all this will definitely not do certainly this will not

Do surely this will not do so that’s why I’m now actually going to make another segment to the island okay you could brag that it’s literally Dirt Cheap to stay at your Island too oh I like that oh I really like that it’s Dirt Cheap to stay at this hotel you

Need to give me three stacks of dirt and you’re able to stay at this hotel and you’ll get armor you’ll get room service uh you’ll get everything you’d ever want and more I like that it’s Dirt Cheap quite literally dirt je that yeah if you stay at this hotel I’ll

Give you a free full Enchanted set of netherite boots cuz we’re fancy like that get some get once I get this island set I think I might actually end stream for the day as well because uh I got to go to sleep fairly soon I have to wake up really

Early tomorrow morning for my job going to be a fun time got a breakfast to do some with some co-workers so it’ll be a very busy time got to get as much sleep as possible sleep is for the week not the weekend remember that kids whenever

Someone says that sleep is for the week they’re right but however it is the week not the weekend no never never sleep on the weekends you can only sleep on the week remember kids remember kids smoking is illegal don’t do it or you’ll die imagine if there’s like like a child

Program out there towards like they’re telling you to telling kids to not do these things but instead of trying to be sh coding and like trying to be be like all kid and child friendly and stuff they’re just going to be they just be like really blunt and like

Straightforward with you like okay kids if you shoot someone with a gun they die so don’t shoot people or like um if you smoke cigarettes you die like they’re just blatantly they they would just be blatantly um blatantly uh obvious not obvious blatantly I don’t know what the word is

Blunt blatantly blunt with what they’re saying like oh yeah you see if you do this you’ll kill someone you’ll be deemed as a murderer do you want to be like that do you want you to ruin the rest of your life as you speak as you

Breathe like do you want to lose every bit of rights do you want your parents to be disappointed for you in the rest of your life do you want to actually make sure that you never live a normal life ever again just because you do one thing there’s no there’s nothing there’s

No there’s there’s nothing behind that it’s just like hey we want to make sure that we traumatize our children we want to make sure we traumatize your children so they don’t traumatize other people yeah jeez imagine that hey kids so make sure that you don’t smoke because if you don’t smoke

Your lung will look like a foot of an elephant and then you’ll be killing people indirectly cuz secondhand smoking is a real thing with secondhand smoking you will kill everyone you’ll kill literally anyone who breathes in that smoke they’ll die and it’ll be your fault that’s your blood on your that’s

Blood on your hands you’ve killed you’ve doomed this person do you know what you you know what that means do you know what that means little Timmy do you know what happens when someone dies they don’t come back little Timmy they don’t come back your goldfish that died when

You were in third grade it died it didn’t run away where did it run off to a fishbowl no he went to the big Fishbowl in your in your bathroom so yeah imagine that imagine there was a kid program instead of trying to be child friendly they were they would be

Extremely blunt and tell you like an ex an extremely exaggerated um view of what would happen if you did da d d d du a andc I’d show my kids that if I was a parent I would show my kids that I want to show them the absolute horrors of Horrors horrors of

Life I mean they’re going to have to learn it eventually that’s a joke by the way I’m pretty sure it’s obvious people are obviously able to tell that’s a joke but that’s a joke don’t traumatize your kids unless they’ve killed someone and if that’s the case then you should

Traumatize your kids has your kid has your kid killed someone make sure they get the death sent Okay see this Timmy this is a cigarette look at what happens when you use it shows a picture of a tumor or whatever yeah hey little Timmy do you see your brain cool so you don’t want to know what it looks like what happens when you do like a few things of um

Of a abusive substance oh wait you said you want to try alcohol cuz your friends say it’s cool well guess what let me show you this deformed looking thing that looks like a bean actually it’s a brain this is what happens your brain becomes mush and you see this other

Thing that looks like a wet sock that’s your liver you will die that’s what happens that will look that’s a thing that will look like in your body you will die no one will no one will remember remember you so don’t do drugs jeez that would be such a

Horribly ruthless thing to say to a kid okay so make sure you don’t do drugs cuz no one will remember you oh my God that would be so intense that would be so intense to tell to like little Timmy there like hey there little Timmy no one’s going to

Remember you so make sure you make a big Imp in your life oh jeez exential dread right off the bat make sure little Timmy make sure little Timmy that you make sure you do something with your life because if you don’t no one will remember you existential dread does anyone else

Feel that right now good that’s my intention you should feel terrif ified on my stream this is no longer cozy comfy times this is existential dread time or at least I am going to attempt to make you feel a sense of existential dread because I feel that all the time

Man I could probably be doing something with my life I could be like I don’t know baking more more more baking but you see I don’t bake enough I guess I don’t know I’m not good of existential dread because I can’t explain existential dread I feel like existential dread is

One of those things that you can’t really explain too well it’s just H it’s just like you have to know you just have to know I guess I also just don’t know how to explain things in general so there’s that as well how do you explain something extremely

Traumatic how do you explain the existential dread of the heat death of the universe is the heat death of the universe the end of the universe oh jeez you want to do you want to talk about existential dread okay let’s talk about the end of the universe

Something that none of us will ever experience but it will happen the universe will end everything shall die in a simple and quick implosion of all matter I don’t know and then it will be the most terrifying thing to ever happen in the all of eternity you won’t

Experience it you’ll be dead by then you’ll be very dead by then but just the idea that everything is going to end not even for you not even for Earth but the universe itself is finite isn’t that scary don’t you feel small don’t you feel very very scared for something that

You’ll never experience now good I hope you feel that the existential dread I don’t know you know come to think of it isn’t that kind of like a weird thing to think about in like uh in like I guess context but like is that just a weird thing to think about

Like hey the heat death of the universe that will happen but some people get really terrified and like really anxious in that I’m included but I’m calling it out and saying it’s funny because none of us will experience that none of us will it will be impossible for us to

Experience that because we’ll dead so but that really does worry some people I am so some people by the way I am not I am not making I’m making sure I’m not not part of that group I am part of that group I’m terrified of the heat

Death of the universe the thing will never experience but it’s still like a scary concept I don’t know I think endings are kind of scary and in in general no it’s it’s going to happen billions of years after I’m dead so I kind of ignore it but isn’t it such a crazy thought

Though it’s less of the fact that oh my God everything is going to end but the just the idea the whole idea that something so big as the universe something so expansive and ever growing is just going to end one day like everything in the entirety of

The in the the in the universe will just not exist everything that you think will exist holar quazar black holes Stars pulsars if I didn’t say that already neutron stars everything will just not exist it will be an empty Dark Void of nothing it will be the

Void nothing will be it will be like the Minecraft void under the Bedrock nothing will nothing can exist nothing will will exist and that will be the end of everything that ever will be that’s existential dread right there unnecessary existential dread at that but there you go everything will become nothing and isn’t

That kind of a scary thought to think about no okay let’s not talk about that I think it’s kind of sad no thinking about the end of something that you’re not going to experience let’s talk about something else but still kind of on that subject um so Stars neutron stars hsar

Quazars aren’t they all so cool I remember I really wanted to try to be a oh hi there I really did when I was like really when I was like I guess in first grade or like fifth grade or whatever it may be some sort of like Elementary

Grade school I really did want to be a um a scientist an astronomer AST Astron astronomer as Astron astronomer I wanted to study Stars cuz I thought stars were really really high I thought stars are really really cool the stars in the sky are really cool the sky is really cool the world

That we live in is really really cool but then I kind of realized of oh my God there’s too much for me to study and I don’t understand a single thing and I kind of realized I was not smart enough for that so that’s a lot of

Creepers oh my God these skeletons I hate you that just wasted so many blocks why are you still alive die unexist unexist yourself right now do it H I gotta fill in the hole there you know I am kind of curious though cuz I know I said it a lot during

The beginning of stream today but I was just trying to really make sure I drill in the point of like hey don’t subscribe to me now I know a lot of people when they hear don’t do this they want to do it and they also might want to do it out of

Spite though but I do feel like I I would like to think that the people who do watch the people who do subscribe will actually do what I say do as I say and hopefully unsubscribe and making sure I don’t hit 500 before the end of the year

As I’ve already said I don’t want to sing singing gives me anxiety singing funny enough will make me remember my first my like grade school year cuz during grade school I’m not sure if this is just exclusively in America I feel like it is low key um they well at least

The elementary school I went to um they would force the kids to sing at a concert and it was like the worst experience I imagine it would be to watch and to see but I definitely know that it was the worst thing to do it was I I don’t I remember the

Concerts I had to do and it was the most stupidest thing and I hate it and I hate looking back at it and I hope there’s no videos of it because just felt so weird it felt so uncomfortable un cozy uncomfy I mean some people must have really liked

It going seeing their little kid going like oh look at my little kid they can sing isn’t that so cool but I know a lot of the kids because I was not only was I one of them but a lot of the kids I would talk to they were like oh man I’m

Not so sure about this I don’t I don’t think I want to sing out there tonight night Lads I don’t like to think about it too much either singing it reminds me of fifth grade high SCH of fifth grade high school oh if they did that in high school I think

I would have actually dropped out of high school it’s just so cringy at that point got make sure I light up this world like nobody else yeah it’s an American thing we don’t really have that in the UK well consider yourselves lucky my God it is a lowkey cringe

Fest I don’t know why the teachers want us to try and do something like well okay I understand if you want like a spec a specific small group of kids wanting to do because they’re very interested in seeing and performing in front of people but those are theater

Kids I unfortunately was not a theater kid I low key actually really thought theater kids were really cool and I wanted to be one however comma I was not one and being forced to do something you don’t want to do is not fun I did not like it uh

Okay well I’m just going to now start covering that thing in snow so the best way to cover it in snow is to actually get some snow gos and have them roam around in the area I’m not sure if they’re actually going to melt or not though that’s kind

Of like a curious thought I’m I’m having now will they M or will they just be fine it is snow but it’s uh well I don’t know how to explain it I mean they won’t I don’t think they should melt but like the Savannah here it’s kind of a hot biome it would

Probably melt there but let’s find out all right Snow Golems your your task and your only task and your only reason for existence oh oh yeah they they melt oh yeah yeah they melt your only reason for existence is to spread your snoow do it run free snow up this entire world

Just don’t melt over here or you will die the few se the few seconds of living as you know it will disappear don’t die they’re going to die I’m going to head to bed because it’s getting kind of late for me hope you have a good rest of your day slash

Night he thank you I hope you have a good rest of your day slash night no your night as well have a good night rest up rest well thank you for tuning in and thank you I guess for subscribing I would much rather you follow me but thank you either

Way thank you thank you thank You I mean that is a pretty good time to actually leave at this point because um well we are fairly pretty much ending stream fairly soon I actually do have to remove all this snow though I mean these torches cuz it’s going to melt the snow try to keep the snow no

JY JY free he’s di he he’s been kill no not you two no okay well you know what they’ll snow up the land they’ll snow up the land really good but I think I’m going to snow up the rest of the land later look at it getting there it’ll be

A snowy Little Wonderland in due time and then we’ll have snowland I think I’m definitely going to call it Snowden in reference to undertale because I think this I think that would just be very nice though so singing traumatizes you had no idea no not really it doesn’t traumatize me it

Just makes me cringe on the inside like e it’s like nails on a chalkboard quite literally like nasty makes me sick all right going to get a bit more snow actually you know what nah let’s just end up today’s stream here all right arm my arms really

Crunchy okay uh I’m not in the right area hold on got to fix myself up here uh there we go all right Lads and lasses and people all the human beings out there in the world that mate mate might be watching stream hello and thank you for watching today’s

Stream I’m so happy I don’t have To there’s no one to raid on uh what is it there’s no one to raid on Twitch so twitch crowd you’re not going to be goting anyone you’re just going to be sticking here with the rest of us until it’s over anyways it is over though so we’re pretty much ending up

Here uh H thank you all for tuning in today though today was a he streaming on you if he’s streaming on YouTube I can’t read him because I can’t um I I I don’t have uh I don’t have enough um um um um I don’t have enough

Subscribers I can’t do it because I don’t have simply enough subscribers how do I how do I do it without 1,000 some subscribers cuz that’s apparently how much you need to go raid people on YouTube so you know what here we are going to do ourselves an AR you can do a

Manual yeah okay that’s exactly what I was going to do I was going to do an artificial um raid all right we are going to go raid to one right now there it is that’s his thing and I’m going to make a little thing to S do um salt saled raid no organic

Organic artificial raid and then I’m going to have uh and I’ll get AA CH because I’m Sal all right everyone are you ready for the most artificial organic artificial raid ever here’s our raid message Lads let’s you got to click click that YouTube link everyone let’s get going

We’re going to go raid Mr Jan let’s go let’s go let’s go let’s go let’s go my music stopped stop that no don’t stop that don’t stop that don’t stop that all right anyways thank you for tuning in today’s stream thank you for being here from my impulse stream of

Minecraft I will see you all Thursday night yeah Thursday night be prepared we’re going to be chis we’re going to be getting ready for Christmas so you know what the most important thing to do with Christmas is well the most important thing to do on before well not Christmas

But the most important thing to do during the month of December is to Obviously