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oh oh
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yo what’s up crater Sky how are you bud
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oh
oh oh I’m good that’s awesome what’s up
ory demon hey easy I wanted to let you
know you’re an amazing streamer I do not
want you to quit yo Orie Damon yo thank
you ory Damon that was very nice thank
you that was very nice of you
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yo what’s up Lucas that’s what we like
to see
W’s happy Thursday happy Thursday Lucas
Lucas
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[Laughter]
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a oh
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my you put some amazing work into your
videos thanks man I really do don’t
I you’re a great YouTuber keep up that
good work yo thank you the cinat yo
appreciate that man the cinat thanks so
much man the cinat the pollinator like
pollinator right like a bee
be
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oh I sub Yo Tracy Meyer thank you for
the sub man how are you we starting the
stream off good that’s what I’m saying
we’re in a good mood it’s
Thursday it’s
Thursday it’s Thursday oh I got to make
a sign that says no kids allowed hang
on oh it’s thirsty Thursday which means
I’m
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drinking it’s good to hear Lucas it’s
good to hear that was kind of random
but kind of random but happy Thursday
thought Thursday thoughts
huh I got to make a sign that says
uh uh no kids allowed hang on
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no children
allowed
allowed and no children allowed and
no
no bro
Keys
either oh Lucas only lives 3 hours oh
damn that’s kind of
cool that’s kind of
cool it’s kind of weird I actually don’t
live near uh and don’t ask where because
I’m not going to tell you but I know for
a fact that I I don’t live near almost
any of the viewers I I don’t like I I
and don’t ask where I’m not going to
tell you but I actually I I genuinely
don’t live near any of my
viewers I don’t like cuz they tell me
where they’re from and I’m like oh not
from
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there oh I’m going to oh oh
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some well the thing about doctors is
being the thing here’s the thing about
doctors let me let me tell you something
young man being a doctor is easy okay
being a doctor is is easy work man if I
wanted to take the easy route in life I
would have been a doctor I I would have
unironically I would have been a doctor
if I wanted to take the easy route but I
was like nope YouTube live streamer
oh I’m gonna I’m from Florida I used to
fun fact I used to live in
uh fun fact I used to live in Florida
the only thing I remember about Florida
is the palm trees I I remember literally
seeing the palm trees and I was like
what the what are those like
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exactly
Lucas I’m happy to hear
that hm I’m happy to hear that Panama
City Beach uh I never been there but I’m
sure it’s people talk you know what’s
crazy people talk bad on Florida I I
love I I was a child when I lived there
but I like Florida I mean the summer was
awful bro like 110 degrees like n like
the summer was awful in Florida I’m not
even going to lie but the everything
else was awesome I love Florida I’m not
even trolling I like Florida I don’t
know why people talk bad about Florida I
don’t know why I talk bad about
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it
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oh it’s 120°
[Laughter]
yeah I’m sorry man but 120 degrees like
that’s comical like that’s funny right
like human beings aren’t supposed to
exist
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there so he’s like yeah it’s kind of hot
right now
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oh I’m going to I think I’m about
to some laws are stupid overall it’s
good yeah it’s like I don’t I feel like
a lot of people say they hate Florida
but they don’t I feel like a lot of
people say they hate Florida but they
don’t they don’t I feel like the people
who say they hate Florida don’t live in
Florida like you know what I mean I’m
like yeah you’re not even from there so
I live there as a child
so now I don’t even know where I lived I
don’t even remember where like don’t ask
me where in the state I literally don’t
remember I was a kid but
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why aren’t you guys donate why aren’t
these people
donating why aren’t these new viewers
becoming members why aren’t they
donating why aren’t you guys hitting my
like button I only have seven likes are
you kidding
me I have seven likes are you kidding me
are you kidding kidding me I have 90
viewers and seven likes I’m about to
mute the mic bro where are my likes
where are my donations where is my
support where is my support you new
viewers need to step up and
support you need to oh now the likes
just went up to 20 guys I shouldn’t have
to remind you to hit the like button
I shouldn’t have to remind
you you guys need to come in I forgot to
oh my God at least you’re a member I
mean at least you’re a member but like
exactly where’s the support
like I did it I mean I thanks okay we
just jumped up to 25 H where are my
likes this is literally
ridiculous I should be getting literally
thousands upon thousands of dollars
God y’all are some I’m gonna I’m Banning
oh yeah go ahead I’m about to ban you
you’re banned unlucky duckling you’re
banned you’re banned you’re gone unlucky
imagine naming yourself unlucky duckling
what kind of stupid name is that for
that you’re banned I don’t like your
name so you’re banned Everett yo
appreciate that I like the stream thanks
Everett appreciate
it thanks so much man it’s like where
are my
donations where are my donations where
are my sponsorships where is my brand
deals where are my
likes I’m done I’m I’m going to let my
monster
out I’m going to let my monster
out I can’t stand these new
viewers I’m
done God
man demon mode maybe it’s like they
don’t even deserve demon mode they don’t
even deserve that content they don’t
even deserve
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that OA Luffy what kind of stupid name
is that hey what’s up zombie how are you
OA Luffy gaming that’s the dumbest name
I’ve ever
heard what kind of corny name is that
only losers like one piece AKA one pie
one piss AKA one piece of
[ __ ] you guys are losing yo mo mo mo
let’s get W in the chat let’s get W in
the chat let’s get W in the chat Mo
coming in thank you Mo mo mo coming in
with a
$5 let’s get a w in the chat for mo mo
mo mo mo they cannot handle the Florida
man life they are too soft and delicate
the weak must fear the strong mo mo mo
is stepping in with support
support we got mo mo mo mo mo mo mo
coming in with support that’s what we
like to
see exactly they couldn’t handle
Florida these people talk about oh I
want to go to they talk about we should
go to war we should go to war they talk
about we should go to war we should go
to war no you should go to war matter of
fact you wouldn’t even survive in
Baltimore you would have survived in
Philadelphia you would have survived in
LA dog you they wouldn’t survive in
Miami
me they wouldn’t survive in a city bro
like that could never be that could
never be someone such as
myself that could never be someone such
as myself but it could be you no it is
you it is literally
you why is why aren’t you new viewers
why aren’t okay let’s chat let’s have a
let’s have a let’s have a you know all
the other okay
every subscriber equals stop War they
wouldn’t last a second in Detroit these
people wouldn’t last in Detroit bro they
wouldn’t
[Laughter]
last it wouldn’t last in Baltimore La
Philly Miami
Detroit yo we got a $2 from Ashley yo
Ashley thank you so much for the 199
appreciate that man Ashley is coming in
with a 199 thanks so much
Ashley only the toughest guys exactly
only the I hell I hell I would have
survived in
Detroit they would have survived in
Panama
City that’s what I’m saying everyone’s
like talking you know what I’m done with
I am tired of people on the Internet
it’s called I learned I learned this
term the other day it’s called e
thugging you’re e thugging you’re
electronic thugging you’re acting like a
gangster online like but you’re not
you’re not a g you’re not a g these are
the same people that couldn’t go to
McDonald’s right now and order something
cuz they would get scared these are the
same people that get door Dash delivered
to their door cuz they can’t cuz they
can’t talk to they don’t want to go out
and pick it up and order they don’t want
to walk these are the same people that
you know what I mean like they can’t
interact with a human being they get no
girls and you know most of them are my
my viewers are mostly dudes so like
I’m allowed to say that
but God man it’s like but where’s the
Donate I mean we got momomo coming in
Ashley coming in there’s only two
members in the chat why are you guys not
coming in why why are you guys not
coming in with
support why are you guys not coming in
with
support why are you guys not coming in
with donations why yo thank you Macy
5982 appreciate it Macy
do not let them bring you down I know
these losers are trying to bring me down
down to their their dirty little level
and that could never be me but it could
be it could be someone such as yourself
it would never be someone such as
myself it would never be someone such as
myself and now I got to go and now I got
to go ban a bunch of people Philly DC
Baltimore Miami Jacksonville Atlanta
Cleveland Richmond charlon Buffalo these
weirdos would cry if they stepped in
those cities that’s what I’m saying
Lucas thank you yeah these L these yo
Creator Sky I like that chipp Chi ch ch
but they would literally but Lucas they
might survive
in they might survive in Charleston and
maybe maybe Dallas they wouldn’t survive
in most of those cities maybe charlest
maybe they’d be all right in Dallas
maybe yo we got a $2 from Henry he
says Never Back Down never what thank
you Henry for the $2 appreciate that
Henry Henry Henry coming in Henry coming
in Henry coming in Henry coming in Henry
coming
in but here’s the thing and you guys
need to you guys need to listen closely
I can’t St I’m the one guy on YouTube
who’s like I can’t stand most of the my
my new viewers like the random the
randos the random viewers like the ones
that come in and act all like get you
know you know exactly you know exactly
what I’m talking about you know exactly
what I’m you know exactly what I’m
talking about too and don’t act like you
don’t even if you’re new here even if
you’re new most of you guys literally
the thing is most of you guys you know
who I
am and don’t act like you don’t don’t
act like you don’t know you know who I
am yes you
do you know who I
am why is there not 500,000 watching
exactly but um
it’s like why are all these losers in my
in my in my chat right now and it’s like
what’s disuss what’s very disgusting is
of course I know who you are exactly
thank
you what’s up
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brother
but
but yo Chad Ro coming in with a $2 oh
that’s what we like to see hey easy I
hope you have a wonderful day bro Chad
Ryan coming in Chad Ryan coming in with
a two Chad Ryan recommended I write a
book Chad Ryan coming in with it too I
do I do think
uh I do think
um what was I going to say I I should
write a book I’m not even trolling I’m
not even trolling I might write a book
I’m not even
trolling I might write a book
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I think I’m going to call it I think I’m
going to call it get you out of here and
it’s a it’s a it’s an inspirational
man
W yo clany you know what you know what I
need to do more you know what I you know
what the feed the feedback I’ve gotten
more is I need to read the chat more but
the problem is and no offense but like
if there’s a lot of chatters I can’t I
can I can cannot read I cannot read
literally every single message I can’t
cuz it Scrolls by me it Scrolls by me
faster than I can read it but that’s the
feedback I’ve gotten is just read the
chat more uh interact with the Chatters
more but you
know but I’m just sitting here like okay
where is the but the problem is like the
support we need the support to
match and it’s funny because they always
give me they always give me uh feedback
of and what’s funny is I give you know
what’s funny I give my viewers feedback
and they get angry at me they get angry
at me and if you you you people know
what happens if you piss me off you
people know what happens if you make me
angry you know what could you know
what’s going to happen if you piss me
off in your book add your top supporters
that would be crazy that would be crazy
I would have to I would have to announce
it and then people would have to send me
their name and stuff you know what I
mean cuz like I can’t remember the name
of every single no offense but I just
can’t
but but here’s the thing we need to
start getting
more we need to start getting more
donation the the thing is we need to get
more donations we need to get a lot more
donations uh soon and and I don’t want
to rely on the same people every single
time I don’t want to rely on the same
people every single it’s like you know
oh cuz cuz what happens is the new
viewers will be like oh don’t worry the
members will donate oh don’t worry Momo
will donate oh oh um don’t worry Lucas
will donate don’t worry Creator Sky
don’t worry Chad will donate like you
know they’re like don’t worry no no
that’s not fair that’s not fair it’s not
it’s not fair you will play your
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part oh I’m about to
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oh Riley is asking you a question do I
know you hang on let me check let me
check your channel do I know you cuz you
look like a f cat’s Le nah you’re a
troll hold
up you’re definitely a troll oh you’re a
troll account okay uh I’m going to
probably get you banned uh I’m going to
start Banning way more accounts too I
got to start Banning way more people
uh we’re going to go ahead I’m going to
start Banning a lot more people faster
you’re a troll account so we’re going to
get you banned
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Bud yo Cartman archives coming in with a
with the
199 Cartman archives says Alabama or
Mississippi uh Mississippi no doubt
Mississippi is a better State ah
both are trash actually yeah never mind
L never mind luk I take Lucas’s side
never uh
neither neither
[Laughter]
one I one
can I have a shout out uh no no you
never donated before so how come you
expect me to shout you out but you don’t
want to donate to me how does that
work it’s like walking up to me in the
street and being like yo can I have all
your games it’s like what like maybe if
you G let me play some of your
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games oh
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yo we got Cartman archives back with a
199 thank you so much Cartman and thank
you for not getting mad that I said both
of the states where trust what chips are
you eating uh salt and
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vinegar oh I’m going to oh I’m going
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to
oh okay we’re going to get you banned
bud we’re we’re going to get you banned
Bud Riley you keep spamming and you got
no Pro you know what I used to make
people get profile pictures just to ask
me questions I’m about to start doing
that
again I’m about to start doing that
again you have to have a profile pick to
ask me a question
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Bud yeah yeah if you if you copy and
paste uh emotes sometimes it doesn’t
work which is stupid I
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know
oh we got Chad coming in with a
two we got Chad Ryan coming in with a
two that was very generous Chad glad you
checked out that uh DM easy forever oh
that’s what we like to see
Chad oh that’s what we like to
see turn up Chad that’s what we like to
see
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Lyra bird says Hey
Lyra Lyra I’m about to get you banned
cuz Lyra are you a child cuz if you’re a
child I’m Gonna Get You Banned for
that oh yeah I can see in your picture
you’re literally a hey Lyra I’m going to
get you banned Bud because you’re a
child
I could see it in your
picture why do why do you guys why do
you guys just have a picture of yourself
why do you guys just have a picture of
yourself
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like
why exactly exactly can I ask a question
sure why
not exactly Chad Chad Ryan is the only
one who’s asking a good you guys are all
asking stupid questions and Chad’s
actually asking a good question where
where are my donations where’s the do
where where are my
donations where are my
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donations where are my donations
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yo what’s up super anime Fox I like your
profile
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picture where are my donations where are
my donations where are my donations
where are my donations where are my
donations where are my donations wait yo
we got
Cartman oh that’s what we like to see oh
that’s what we like to see we got
Cartman coming in with a five good God
Cartman archive
says you know what you know what I’m
going to subscribe to every channel that
donates how about
that he says am I supposed to carry the
donations I I know Cartman that’s what
it feels like man thank you so much for
the five Cartman I’ll subscribe I just
subscribed to your channel Bud who else
donated hold up who else donated I’ll
subscribe to your Channel right now why
not uh Chad I’m already subbed to you
Cartman I’m sub to you Henry I don’t
think I sub to you I do
now uh and emo Mo I don’t think I’m sub
to him either oh he doesn’t have videos
but oh well hey whatever mo mo mo I sub
to you anyway
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can I have a shout out can I get a
donation or
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no can I get a donation or no
[Music]
why are my new viewers such L bro my new
viewers are losers bro I’m sorry but you
guys are losers dog what you guys are
you guys are complete [ __ ] losers
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dude you guys are losers dude I’ll be
lurking no worries Creator thanks you
guys are are losers
you guys are complete losers
though going to stream Dark Souls on
Saturday oh damn that’s awesome man good
luck man you played it before I think
but I mean you guys are complet a lot of
you guys the ones that are not Dona if
you’re not I’m sorry but if you’re not
donating you’re a
loser you’re a complete
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loser yo
oh my God can we get a can we get a w in
that chat for Cartman archives with a
999 holy crap a
$10 I can’t wait to call Child Services
on all these
kids that’s what we like to
see that’s what we like to
see but I mean we got to step up and and
and and and and and you’re calling us
losers do you want me to unsubscribe I
don’t give a [ __ ] what you do I don’t
care what you do read the sign literally
read the sign I don’t give a damn I
don’t need I got 200,000 to replace you
you guys come in here talk about I’m
going to unsubscribe man I don’t give a
damn did I ask
you God man I didn’t ask you if you were
subbed or not I don’t I don’t
care like don’t give a [ __ ] that’s why
people like me that’s why people like my
channel because I’m
honest I am honest that’s why people
like my content because I’m honest with
people I will look you dead in the face
or the chat and I will say I don’t care
what you think you you mean nothing to
me you are a piece of dust on the chunk
of dirt stuck to the gum underneath my
dirty ass
boots I I don’t care I don’t care what
you think your opinion you’re you are a
stupid you’re a [ __ ] which means I
don’t care about your opinion it doesn’t
matter to me what you think doesn’t
matter to
me how many times am I going to say this
on YouTube I don’t give a [ __ ] what you
think I didn’t ask you what you think I
don’t
care
God I don’t
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care I don’t I don’t
care why why do you think I care I don’t
know I don’t know I’m thirsty
hangler if you’re if you’re an adult if
you’re an adult bottoms up if you’re an
adult but you guys are literally broke
you’re broke you’re
broke you guys are literally broke that
could never be
me you literally broke that could never
be
me that could never be
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me oh my God y’all are broke bro y’all
are y’all are damn peasants bro I mean
y’all are the same losers the same
losers I guarantee half of you I
guarantee half of you I guarantee yo
Chad Ryan thank you so much for the two
Dum Dums exactly Chad Ryan all I see in
the chat and Chad thank you for the $2
let’s get W Chad in the chat please but
all I see in my chat are losers people
with no girls people with no money
people with no job people with no uh no
um uh no intelligence no respect no
manners no
Grace no it’s insane
man I need you guys to donate And
subscribe so that I can get a this was
all a plan so I can get a date with
Sniper
Wolf you guys realize that’s the whole
point of the channel for me to get up to
get closer to Sniper Wolf you know that
right damn man you didn’t didn’t you
guys didn’t know
that we need you guys to so I can get
some dates with these YouTube girls man
and these twitch girls bro I need y’all
I need y’all to help me get up to the
top so I can take over this and I can
ban anybody on the
internet God
man it’s I’m I’m I’m done I’m done
acting like I’m I’m done acting like all
let’s get you banned for that Katie
Katie you’re banned Bud let’s get you up
at oh oh oh why can’t
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I why the [ __ ] can’t I ban people why
can’t I ban people all right let’s get
you banned Bud you’re
banned you guys are not respectful
you’re not you you guys have no you
serve no purpose man a lot of you and
I’m not talking to the the my real
supporters I’m not talking to my actual
supporters I’m talking to these randos I
don’t know you I don’t care what you
think I don’t
care I don’t your opinion is irrelevant
bro
bro I literally don’t I
literally I liter literally don’t care
what you think because you’re not Sniper
Wolf you’re not Sniper Wolf so I don’t
care you’re not uh what’s that girl uh
what’s the uh what’s the um what’s the
hot tub girl or what’s the uh she has
red hair she’s on Twitch what’s her name
the hot tub girl what’s the hot tub
girl’s name she sells the bath water or
is that someone else I don’t know she’s
on Twitch and she’s hot
Bel Deli no is that her name yeah no Bel
deline no the other there’s another
twitch girl there’s another twitch hang
on I’m gonna go on Twitch right now hang
on I’m GNA go on Twitch right now I’m
not going to show it on screen because
I’ll get banned there’s another girl on
Twitch hold
up uh a m am m o a m o u r a n t h a a a
[ __ ] amaran a [ __ ]
yo
oh we got Cartman archives let’s get
guys oh my God we need some more W’s in
that chat for courtman archives with A1
19999 God damn I love supporting your
channel oh my God Cartman coming in
that’s on top of his
9.99 on top of another one that’s what
we like to say Cartman archives coming
in God I already I subbed to your
Channel
matter of
fact matter of fact you guys go sub to
him too hold up here’s his name on uh
here’s his name on uh hi I’m Eddie uh
Subway Surfers his name is this on uh on
um
YouTube exactly Eric Cartman donated 20
he’s the man the donators nobody could
beat him yeah big shout out to Cartman
archives man that’s what we like to say
thank you man and thank you for the that
was very generous support Cartman
archives coming in hot and Cartman is
proving
that yeah he’s not broke like you
guys oh
man oh I’m going to
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[ __ ] what are you looking at what are
you looking at what the what the [ __ ]
are you looking
[Music]
at oh yo we got Chad with the $
two Chad Ryan with a two says chat says
chat says simp but real men upgrade
their women Chad coming in with a two
and Chad is giving out good advice to
all you young men out there and ladies
if if you’re into that
Chad is giving out good advice to all
you people out there you got to you got
to upgrade your women you got to upgrade
it’s like your car you got to get a new
one it’s it’s like it’s like women it’s
like you got to get a new one don’t
don’t buy you don’t buy I don’t buy a
you I’m not going to buy a used
car imagine buying a used car that could
never be me just buy a new
one you don’t buy a used pair of shoes
you don’t buy a used pair of shoes do
you
[Music]
you wouldn’t buy a a used dishwasher you
wouldn’t buy a used uh like lamp you
wouldn’t buy that you just buy a new
[Music]
one my girl hates me man I mean she and
I got to split up she she hates that I
do this on YouTube
man she hates she she is so pissed off
that I
we’re in the kind of a we’re basically
it’s it’s funny cuz she she we didn’t
even break up we’re basic we’re like in
an open it’s funny cuz we’re basically
in an open relationship but we haven’t
even admitted
it we’re basically in an open
relationship it’s funny cuz we didn’t
even talk about it we were like all
right whatever yeah
but yo Chad Ryan with a
two Chad Ryan with it twoo who wants a
used to exactly imagine buying a
toothbrush used you don’t need to save
that
[Music]
money you don’t need to say it’s like
it’s like trying to say yeah upgrade
your women like upgrade your women you
you wouldn’t save money on oh my God
imagine buying used toothpaste oh
yikes yo Cartman archives thank you for
another. 199 uh am I drunk yeah I’m
spending money on bro yo Cartman
archives is is hly Cartman and Chad are
are going
hard Cartman and Chad are going hard
thank you so much Cartman Cartman is
going very
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hard oh I’m going to I’m about to
[Music]
oh okay
who’s all right watch this all right
we’re going to do who’s an who’s a woman
who’s a woman here which is probably
nobody who’s a female and an adult yes
older than 18 if you’re under 18 you
shouldn’t even watch my content anyway
like me I doubt it you’re probably
you’re probably like four you’re
probably like four and you’re just
lying you’re probably you’re probably
like four and you’re just
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lying yo we got Chad Ryan with a two
there’s a yard sale up the road with
four girls from Chad ooh that’s a good
deal the old four for theal four for one
that’s a good deal
man me yeah no you’re not there’s no way
there is no way that females one there’s
no way this many females watch me two
there’s no way this many females watch
me that are adults that’s simply not
true look look now now they’re just
making up look exactly crazy czy CSI
thank you there are not that many women
in chat stop ex that’s what I’m saying
there’s
not thank you crazy CSI thank you like
there’s not that many women like shut
the hell
up like no there’s
not like I I that was that you you and I
were on the same exact page just now
matter of fact I’m going to go look at
my matter of fact I’m gonna go look at
my analytics I’m gon go look at my
analytics right now I’m gonna go see how
many female Watchers I get
I’m going to go watch see how many
female Watchers I got I can I can see
that uh audience not going to show you
guys but
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audience wow that
okay wow okay maybe there are females in
the chat
wow maybe there are females in the chat
guys chat try to guess how many female
what what percentage of my viewership is
fale female wow that’s a lot more than I
thought that’s way higher than I thought
that’s really
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surprising I can’t believe
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68 no hell not that
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many 30 ding ding ding uh 32 it says 32%
of my viewers are female are you kidding
me almost half that’s actually
crazy that can’t be right that can’t be
right it’s it’s 32 it’s 32
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to a
third maybe you guys weren’t lying cuz I
have a 100 viewers and I saw like 20 or
30
people you know what I’m going to start
Banning you
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guys yo we got Cartman we got Cartman
coming in with a $5 Super Chat Oh that’s
oh that’s what we like to see oh that’s
what we like to see Cartman with a five
says I like oil how did you not know
that yo thank you for the oil oil up
thank
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you that’s what we like to see Cartman
archives coming
in oh c Cartman archives coming in with
support that’s what we like to
say I’m going to all right we’re going
to go ahead and get you I’m going to get
you guys banned cuz this is this is this
is this is this is this is this is this
is this is like all right we’re going to
go ahead and get you guys B all right
let’s go ahead and get let’s go ahead
and get a lot of you guys up out of
here all right we’re going to go ahead
and get you B but
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all right let’s start the Banning let’s
start the ban let’s start the great
Banning if you spam L if you spam l in
my chat you’re banned I’m bamming all of
you I’m baming all of you writing l in
my chat you write L you’re banned go
ahead I dare you I dare you to write l i
I completely [ __ ] dare you completely
[ __ ] dare you go ahead and write L go
ahead and write l in my chat go ahead
and write l in my chat I dare
you go ahead and write L all right we’re
banning all of you I’m going to get you
all banned you’re banned hi your band
let’s get you up out of here g g tou
your band
so sop you’re banned Hustler 420 you’re
banned Hustler 420 you’re banned you’re
banned Orie Damon you’re baned let’s get
you ban Bud Isabelle s Pablo you’re
banned your band your band your
Band Yo Cartman let’s get a w in chat
for Cartman with a two I love how people
want to get banned it’s cuz these people
are they’re losers
Cara Cara PR Petty Sarah I don’t even
know to say your name you’re banned
doesn’t matter cuz you’re
banned pixel you’re
banned heart heart MX you’re banned
Hazel Elia you’re banned stop spamming l
in my chat you damn losers I can’t stand
you losers
man tired of you losers I’m so tired of
this I am tired of being treated like
this
man and I got a ad and you guys put an
ad on my music you guys literally put an
ad on my music I’m done I’m done with
being treated bro I’m done I’m done I’m
done n n this is bull this is some bull
this is some garbage man this is garbage
man I can’t stand these new viewers man
I’m done with y’all man y’all are losers
man talk about L this L that L that you
don’t deserve this thank you I know I
don’t deserve to be treated like this if
you’re going to spam L at least
donate I I’m I’m I’m I’m done with this
[ __ ] can’t stand y’all bro yo we got
Cartman with a 199 thank you so much
Cartman archives Cartman archives out
here with legendary support
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oh oh we got Cartman thank you for the
199 man oh Cartman thank you for the 199
that was very oh that was very generous
Cartman thank you so
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much oh that’s what we likeed Cartman
that’s what we like to see but
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oh
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[ __ ] stop calling me a loser stop
calling me a loser you guys literally
crashed the chat you spammers literally
go ahead and keep trying to spam go
ahead and try to spam I’m going to make
make it slow
mode I’m going to make it slow mode for
you losers you damn spammers I’m going
to get you about of here you’re gone
we’re going on slow mode losers stop
spamming loser in my chat stop spamming
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my chat stop spamming loser in my chat
stop spamming loser in my chat stop
spamming loser in my chat stop spamming
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chat stop spamming loser in my chat
can’t stand you losers I’m going to get
you up out of here and I’m going to get
you banned for being a damn D TR you’re
all of you guys are damn all right
you’re banned you’re banned you’re
banned you’re banned Brooklyn Faith
Brooklyn Faith you’re
band rapper cat your band let’s get you
ban Bud rapper cat your band Crocs your
band you’re banned yo we got a 199
Discord hey the uh uh the Discord hey
Cartman go to the channel page my
YouTube channel page at the very top the
first thing you’ll see is the disc link
thank you for asking go to my channel
page go to the very top next to my name
and profile picture and you’ll see the
first thing you’ll see is Discord um
hamster for life you’re
banned you’re banned flame you’re banned
yo Sam YC thank you for the $2
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oh Cartman thank you for the $2 man yo
Cartman archives thanks so much for the
199
bud that’s what we like to see that’s
what we like to see Cartman that’s what
we like to
see oh I got to fix that hang on oh
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my oh you guys crashed my chat
man all right that’s it we’re going on
slow we’re going on slow mode
again I’m going to every time you crash
my chat I’m going to make it slow I’m
going to make the chat slower every time
go ahead and keep spamming you
losers go ahead and keep spamming
losers go ahead and keep spamming losers
I dare you I’m going to get you banned
for that hold up all right let me go
ahead get you losers up let me get you
losers up out of here uh we’re going on
slower
mode I went on even slower mode
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to yeah I’m about to do
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it yo what’s up Creator welcome back
yeah I’m about to uh yeah okay
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yeah yo what’s up aami we’re so close to
the goal dude we’re so close to the goal
it’s
crazy oh my
God oh my God we need to we need to we
need to hit the guys we got to hit the
goal
man we’re so close to the goal
man we’re so close to the goal oh I’m
going to we’re so close to the goal
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get oh my God I am I am
I’m close oh chat I’m close I’m
close oh I’m
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close I’m Chad I’m close we’re so close
to the goal I’m getting
close we’re so close to the goal
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close we’re almost there we’re so close
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uh uh uh where are my donations where
are my donations where are my donations
where are my donations where are my
donations where are my donations where
are my donations where’s my donation
where’s my donation where’s my donation
where’s my donation where’s my donation
where’s my donation where’s my donation
where’s my donation where’s my donation
where’s my donation where’s my donation
where’s my donation where’s my donation
where is my donation I said where is my
donation I said where are my donations
where my donations where are my
donations where are my donations where
are my donations where are my donations
where are my donations where is my
donations where is my support where are
my donations where is my support my
donations where is my support where are
my donations I said where are my
donations where are my donations I said
where are my donations where yo I Torx
creations with a 99 Cents yo appreciate
that man
yo I Torx uh Creations thank you for the
dollar welcome back to the live stream
it Torx how you been yo appreciate that
where are my donations where are my
donations where are my donations where
are my donations where’s my donation
where’s my donation where’s my donation
where’s my donation where’s my donation
where’s my donation where is my donation
I said where is my donation where’s my
donation where’s my donation where’s my
donation where’s my donation
where are my donations where are my
donations where are my donations where
are my donations where’s my donation
where’s my donation where’s my donation
where’s my donation where’s my donation
where’s my donation where’s my donation
where’s my donation where’s my donation
where’s my donation where’s my donation
where’s my donation where’s my donation
where’s my donation where’s my donation
where’s my donation where’s my donation
where’s my donation where’s my donation
where is my donation where’s my donation
where’s my donation where’s my donation
my donation where is my donation where
is my donation where is my donation I
said where is my donation I said where
is my donation I said where is my
donation where is my donation where is
my money where is my money where is my
money
yo let’s get W in the chat for holly
grow Holly Gro thank you so much holly
grow with the $5 how you doing holly
grow that’s what we like to see where is
my donation where’s my donation where’s
my donation where’s my donation where’s
my donation where is my money where is
my support where is my support where is
my support where is my support where is
my support where’s my support where’s my
support where’s my support where’s my
support where’s my my support where’s my
support where’s my support this is why
I’m unsubscribing you’ll never see me
again uh goodbye I don’t give a I don’t
give a [ __ ] if you unsubscribe I don’t
need you I have an army of hundreds of
thousands of loyal soldiers so go ahead
and leave ain’t nobody going to miss you
you’re I already forgot your name and
you’ll never forget easy
gaming where are my donations where’s my
Don
where’s my donation yo we got Z coming
in hard let’s get a w in that chat for
Zay with a $ five shout out to z z z a y
z a y z z thank you so much for the five
Zay that’s what we like to see oh oh
yeah that’s what we like to
see oh that’s what we like to
see oh
yeah oh
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where are my donations where’s my
donation where’s my donation where’s my
donation where’s my donation where’s my
donation where’s my donation where’s my
donation where’s my donation where’s my
donation where’s my donation where’s my
donation where’s my donation where’s my
donation where’s my donation where’s my
donation where’s my donation where’s my
donation where’s my donation where’s my
donation where’s my donation where’s my
donation where’s my donation where’s my
donation where’s my donation where’s my
donation where’s my donation where’s my
donation where’s my donation where’s my
donation where’s my donation where’s my
donation where’s my donation where is my
donation where’s my donation where’s my
donation where’s my donation where’s my
donation where’s my donation where’s my
donation where’s my donation where’s my
donation I’m Banning every one of you
not you freeloading viewers I’m done I’m
done being treated like
this I am done I’m done I’m done being
treated like this man y’all are losers
man I can’t stand being treated like
this
man done with y’all man y’all are some
losers
man ah man y’all are some damn lo I
can’t stand my new viewers I’m easy
doesn’t deserve this exactly I don’t
deserve to be treated like this I do not
deserve to be treated like this where
are my donations where are my donations
where are my donations where’s my
donation where’s my donation where’s my
donation where are my Dons where are my
donos where are my donos where are my
donos where are my donos where are my
donos where are my donos where are my
donos yo Call of Duty Legend yo
appreciate that Call of Duty Legend Call
of Duty Legend that’s what we like to
see Call of Duty Legend coming
in where is my Dons where is my Dons
where is my Dons where are my donos
where are my donos where are my donos
where are my donos where are my donos
where are my donos where are my donos
where is my money where is my money
where is my money where where is my
money where is my money where is my
money where is my money where is my yo
what’s up turtling for Life welcome back
man where is my money where is my money
where is my money where is my money
where is my money where is my money
where are my donations my donations
where are my donations donations where
are my donations where are my donations
where are my donations where are my
donations where are my donations where
are my donations where are my donations
where is my Dono where is my Dono
where’s my donation where’s my donation
where’s my donation where’s my donation
where’s my donation where’s my donation
where’s my donation where’s my donation
where’s my donation where’s my donation
where’s my Dono where is my Dono where
is my Dono where is my Dono where is my
Dono where is my Dono where is my
support supp where’s my support where’s
my support where’s my support where’s my
support where’s my support where’s my
support where’s my support where’s my
support where’s my support where’s my
support where’s my support where is my
support where is my support where is my
support where are my donations where is
my donations where is my money where are
my donors where is my support where are
my money where is my donation where is
my donation where is my donation where’s
my donation where’s my donation where’s
my donation where’s my donation where’s
my donation where’s my donation where’s
my donation where is my donation I said
where is my donation where are my
donations why aren’t you donating why
are you not donating why are you not
donating why are you not donating you
are a broky you’re a [ __ ] loser and
you have no
job God man I’m done I’m I’m done you
guys have been I’m sorry but so many of
my viewers have been nothing but toxic
losers disrespectful absolutely nothing
I’m sorry but so many of you guys have
been you have no job you have no you
have no girl you have no career you have
no insurance you have nothing
bro you have nothing dude
I’m sitting here asking where is the
money you owe me for my incredibly high
quality content where is my money that
you owe
me you owe me for what I’m building
right now you owe me for what I’m
creating
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fact where is my money where is my money
better have my money you better bring my
money you better bring my donos
if if if we’re not if we don’t get a
donation soon the stream is over if I
don’t get a donation soon because I need
you guys to donate to
me I I need you to donate to me I have
bills to pay if you cry about and I got
half you saying no please don’t quit
YouTube no I’m leaving this platform
because these broke viewers always want
my free content all for free and they
never want to click the ads they never
want to buy the merch they never want to
hit the Super Chat they never want to
become
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members you guys it’s like this is why
this is why people are leaving YouTube
the audience is
garbage Matt Pat the game theory the
game theory guy Matt Pat literally quit
YouTube this year and he said the
audience is not good
anymore it is not fair to be a content
creator anymore do you know how hard I
have to work on this do you know how
difficult this is you could never do
this you could never do this you could
have survived this you could have
survived
this you would never survive this do you
know how hard it is I got to I got to
pay bills I got to pay tax I got a tax
bill I got a big tax bill I I owe tax
money this year and I need you guys to
help me pay that
you know how hard it is I got to order I
got to live off uh door Dash and and
GrubHub I got to order food I got to
walk all the way downstairs and outside
to pick up my
food you guys act like all I do is sit
all day dude I got to pick up my door
Dash I got a shower I don’t shower daily
that’s stupid like that’s a waste of
water I’m out here not even bro I don’t
even piss in the toilet I’m a s I’m a
sink pisser I piss in a sink to save
water
save money and water cuz why waste why
flush a toilet why piss in a toilet and
flush it you can just piss in a
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bottle God man I don’t even I don’t even
wash
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plates money does not buy happiness
that’s literally not
true money does not buy happiness you
know who made that up rich people rich
people made that up you never I never
heard a broke person say money can’t buy
happy I never heard a broke person say
that but it’s like I I’m done being
treated like this man I’m done I’m done
being treated like this I am done I work
very hard on
this I work very hard on
this do you know how hard this is
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you could never survive a day in my life
you would cry like a [ __ ] these
freeloaders exactly you’re
freeloaders you’re betas I’m an alpha
you’re a
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beta God man I make very let me be clear
I make very high quality content I have
a very expensive setup right now that
you see I make very high quality content
I’m a good
guy and I’m nice that’s the problem I’m
way too nice I’m way too nice to
everybody I’m I’m way too [ __ ] nice I
give everybody chance after chance after
chance I’m way too nice to everybody in
chat I’m the nicest you can ask any
channel they will say easy gaming is as
nice as it gets there’s never been
someone as humble or kind or calm as
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me
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never there’s never been someone as good
as me you guys are
betas you’re
betas I’m an alpha
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god oh I got to I got to fin I got to
finish something hang on I got to finish
something oh I really got to finish
something
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oh man we we got to we got to get we got
to get more donations up in here man we
got to get oh we got to get more
donations in here
man cuz you guys it’s not fair that you
guys get to enjoy my extremely high
quality
content like
this it’s not fair bro it’s not fair
dog it’s not fair that you guys get to
just enjoy this it’s not fair to me
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it’s like I make some of the best
content in human history
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oh yo yo mik check I hear you I hear you
loud and clear Roger that I’m uh I am
naked and with my club oh I got like a
club ready yep it is hey curly headed
you’ve been spamming for two hours how
you don’t like the content so I I
suggest you
leave uh you’ve been spamming how much
you don’t like me but you’re still here
how does that
work oh did you get all tingly just
now yeah the problem is we should have
had more donations
so you guys are losers and I’m going to
I’m going to call you guys out for that
what what what’s guys chat you guys you
know what I’m about to um I’m going to
go ahead and ban a lot of you I gotta
ban you guys hang on I gotta ban you
guys all
right I got to ban you
guys let me know when um you’re loading
in the game
yeah with
that you guys don’t want the the face
reveal
so why are these people bullying you I
don’t know Alex thank you for asking
that’s what I’m saying like I I’ve been
nothing but kind to these people it’s
like okay but the problem is you know
everyone wants to punch down you
know you know I’m the gaming journalist
so I’m I’m an easy target you know world
is open sweet
ski I’m joining another player so I can
wander guys can can we have a positive
okay you know what can we have a
positive chat can you guys tell me good
stuff yo thank you Cy I’m here to enjoy
the videos thank
you thank you can you why is this chat
going crazy I I don’t I don’t know it’s
it’s I’m tired of the disrespect it’s a
little strange chat they’re like oh well
you said that uh the game uh uh stop
begging for money that’s not I’m not
begging get the demon out of you what do
you
mean where did you hear
that who gave you that
idea there’s nothing good to say well
let’s get you banned Bud cuz there’s
plenty of good things to say yo thank
you djh you’re a great streamer thank
you again I got we got a high quality
set
up we got good microphone good audio
right
now we got good
audio we got the the stuff
release your inner demon do I know you
Ando I feel like I don’t know you but so
why are you talking to me like you know
me children are not allowed here I I
that’s what the sign if you can read the
sign hopefully
you oh right
for you’re not even eating chips I am
eating uh spicy I’m eating nacho cheese
Doritos what you just said is Nach
here’s the bag look
you’re right I lied about eating the
chips that I’m
eating that’s
whye because I would gain from
that I want to see your face we got to
hit the goal like you guys can’t keep
saying when’s the face reveal you got to
we got to hit the
goal how come it’s
can I have some Doritos can I have
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some yo thank you Aubrey you’re amazing
appreciate
that thanks
Aubrey m
do teens count as kids I’m not getting
into the the I don’t care if you’re if
you think you’re too young you’re too
young like to watch YouTube considers 13
or 12 and under a
kid a a a
child I don’t care I don’t care
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everyone stop hating he’s been literally
nothing but nice thank you that’s what
I’m saying it’s
like I I he sniped me with an air with
like a ice Arrow I didn’t even know he
could do
that I got something to say I don’t give
a [ __ ] I didn’t ask you I don’t care
yo W in the chat for sudden destruction
sudden destruction thank you for the
Dollar Man W in the chat for sudden
destruction I didn’t ask you what you
think I don’t
care do a face reveal we haven’t hit the
goal
you guys are it’s it’s it’s nothing but
disrespect
lately there’s a
sa finally someone
useful let me let me increase that all
right got increase that amount
let’s ride to the next Grace oh dude I
love the mountain top of the Giants it’s
so it’s PE after that we’re going to
ride to the next spr
mhm when’s the meat reveal 2,000 super
$2,000 Super
Chat when are you guys going to R when’s
the when’s the wallet
reveal when’s the credit card
reveal when’s the birth certificate
reveal please start an only fans I
already have one you’re not going to
find it
though good luck finding it bud
ah dude this is easily my favorite uh
part of the game right here honestly
just masterful level design like this is
this is from soft firing on all
cylinders bro has an only fans I mean
you wouldn’t have known that if I didn’t
tell you so don’t act like you figured
that
out I love when when you guys
regurgitate information I give you and
you’re like wow I figured that
out that could never be me good luck
finding it and you can’t oh oh and
better luck affording
it I haven’t even checked one in a while
I don’t even know how much my last stuff
uh
performed uh my whole family subscribed
to you yo Bob blo thanks bud and thanks
Bob logo’s
family appreciate that it’s very kind of
you I’m a nice
guy why are you so mad do I sound
[ __ ] mad to
you why are you so stupid how about that
oh I’m sorry was that
mean also your name I already forgot
your name bud
so let’s get you actually matter of fact
let’s get you banned for that
let’s get you B when’s the butt reveal
what you guys are again you guys are
down oh my God you guys are down bad you
guys are losers weirdos and down bad
that could never be
me is this where the katana guy invades
yep yep
okay set my oh my God he’s he’s
he’s all right here we
go oh I of the gra and
happy
bingus watch this
bingus
oh oh he chunking out for
me he’s on my screen he’s like he’s just
going random like it’s a power
point bangus bangus
do you have a GoFundMe uh nope but I
nope but you can hit that Super Chat
button or the membership memberships are
are quite quite the
deal Let’s Get You Banned Bud all right
watch this this is a
ban yo we got 300 viewers why is nobody
donating why is nobody donating why is
nobody donating
yeah that mask is dope we need that dude
that mask is sick please shout me out no
I don’t know
you one more sacred TI use yes sir oh oh
it’s going to oh it’s this
boss no it’s going to it’s going to take
a oh that’s bad man well we’re going to
try it it’s not going to we don’t have
to do it now but do we what do we need
access to uh smithing Stone sevens
now uh I think sevens is correct yes
okay and hopefully we can begin to
access them here I
think um it’s either this or after this
ien into it’s either it’s one of two
things good or bad
either figure out where the grace is um
I I
think I think it’s yeah I found it you
just had to keep going straight just for
a
bit you should survive yep oh oh oh I’m
very familiar with this
gra uh okay why do we have 400 viewers
and no Dons all right chat do you want
me to mute chat do you want me to mute
the
mic that’s not satire you want me to
mute the mic because we’re getting no
donation so we’re going to probably mute
if we don’t get a Dono soon I’m going to
pop some runes so I can level up and not
lose myself St oh facts
um I need I need 10K I need
15K
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15K where’s the Dons folks please come
on come on
perfect dude we’re not even going to die
it’s fine it’s going to be perfectly
fine where’s my donations where’s my
donations where’s my donations where’s
my donations where’s my donations
where’s my donations all right let’s try
something fun because you guys are
losers can I get a first try in the chat
please first try we have 400 viewers
first try in the chat boss fight yo tdd
thank you for the Dollar Man shout out
to shout out to t t tdd t tdd man
appreciate that tdd coming in with a 99
Cents appreciate that let’s get first
try in the chat first try in the
chat yo Janelle Jones thank you Henry by
Byron appreciate
it I can’t J Jr s appreciate that Jesus
is King thank
you oh this is going to be sweet
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[Laughter]
I got I got knock oh that health bar is
something
oh dude I got it dude I got it dude I
got it dude I got it
yeah let’s just do research let’s
research the move set
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oh
no that’s
about maybe 2% maybe I that might be
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1% like those are
different
yeah okay
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again just research research move set
yep what do you do if he’s like he’s
ugly he’s very
ugly okay so he’s kind of do he’s kind
of docile on the
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horse dude that’s so
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fast y he backing up
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okay he’s got to
roll that move is so fast
like
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yeah okay all right kill me bud kill me
bud
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all right wellow oh that was something
else man all right let’s get another
first try in the chat because that that
was not the first
try and where’s the donations guys I
could have sworn I I don’t think I
stuttered earlier I was like where’s the
donations and you guys are not coming
through so you’re lame uh well you’re
not donating so let’s get you
banned let’s get you ban
Bud all
right give me just a moment I got to get
some people
banned wor all right let’s go ahead and
get you guys let me get let me get you
up out of here all right let’s get you
guys banned just a
minute all right uh Jesse Let’s Get You
Banned tdd Let’s Get You Banned Luke
Taylor you’re banned you’re banned all
right you guys are ban all right we’re
good we’re good we banned them all yo
welcome in hey hey who’s the new
subscriber guys who’s a new subscriber
who’s a new subscriber welcome to the
stream appreciate it thank for the new
Subs I I got to be more grateful
apparently even though you should have
already found my channel by
now again it’s not going to make a big
difference but we may have to pop Rune
Arc soon like I yeah I I’m I’m doing
some thinking yeah dude it’s I’m also
going to use Golden vow because that’s
going to take a huge oh it Buffs it
Buffs me too
I was being sarcastic but yeah we should
use it
just I didn’t realize it Buffs both of
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us wait that’s so much
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more let’s get some donos let’s get some
some donos in there let’s get some hype
in the chat where’s the hype where’s the
hype where’s the hype yo tdd thank you
for the 99 Cents bud tdd is carrying the
donos why are you guys not stepping
up oh we can do
this yeah I I I guess it’s the golden
down
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like watch this
Fus uh
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My ATT are hitting
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him wait that’s cheap like that’s
cheating yeah I’m just going to SW they
gave the boss a Dodge
roll except he’s a tower so
o
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oh there we
go dang
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that’s so corny like yeah so like what
are you supposed to do I’m triggering
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it okay he’s
doing oh
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I this nothing
[Music]
I’m crazy I I walked I dodged it
all
that’s insane yeah they did it twice in
a row and the one that hit me was so far
away from yep ah
dude ah it’s
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it it’s bad that was more progress but
like but we yeah we did we did about 25%
of bar
yeah what’s up Anna has bro let out the
Beast no I haven’t let the Beast out but
thank you for asking do you want to play
fortnite uh no I do
not um and you have bad taste for even
saying that we might have to get you
banned for that
but dude let’s let’s look up if there
if we can get we
have if we did this hitless it would
still take 30 minutes in there
it us when we purposely choose a bad
weapon and go I can’t believe it’s g to
take why is it so hard why is this so
hard we’re
only we’re only using one of the worst
weapons in the game what is this game
it’s called Elden ring it’s made by the
creators of the Dark Souls
series you cannot ban me uh I’m about to
right now I got you all right I love
Emmy your ban butd I’m going to donate
$20 I doubt it because if you were going
to do it you would have just done
it who are you talking to this is schme
uh my
co-creator this game is the worst uh
you’re probably just mad cuz
bad I have some I have some bad news
we can’t get them till after it’s not no
it’s it’s it’s it’s good news but it’s
bad news we can get
five from beating the falling star Beast
that we tried
yesterday we might be good cuz we
upgraded a lot
right uh we did upgrade it decently
there’s also a place in kid where we can
get two of them so we can at least
upgrade once
let me find this
place
sounds easy to find I know the falling
star was trash but I feel like I feel
like we
upgraded why can’t
I yeah I say we
uh o okay that’s five and that’s five
where’s the the Don no
guys everybody leave the live stream
yeah but you’re still
here that doesn’t that that doesn’t
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work how many times do I to tell you
people you brokies I don’t care what you
think like your a your insults don’t
work because I don’t care what you think
so it doesn’t matter what you say it
does not affect me I literally I’m the
only honest live streamer I’ll be like I
don’t care
about certain people I do not
care o actually we might be able to find
some here how are we broke because
you’ve been in my stream for two hours
crying about how you don’t like the live
stream so you’re broke you’re you’re
emotionally
broke your insults gross me out I
haven’t insulted any of you I told you I
don’t like you that’s not an insult
yo what’s up yagam Miato raw what’s up
raar XD appreciate that what’s up
everyone raar XD there it is Yo raar XD
we like to
see um going to First Church
America we can definitely get some from
here
sweet and then we can get a couple more
I think I think we’ll be able to fully
do like all the sevens sweet ski yeah
cuz we it’s just not it’s just not
doable like right now now it’s it’s the
problem is we only have we only have
plus seven more I I I I know man like
this is not good like it’s not looking
good it’s
not there’s supposed to be a chair with
a corpse eating pizza let’s
go uh I’ll just venture out for
what maybe it’s maybe it’s like up on
this oh yep it is look at the top of the
rock I can see it up at the
Pinnacle
there guys can we get some positivity I
see a lot of negativity in that chat
goodbye yo take care yam me AO have a
nice night that’s
three wait oh need a total of 12 so we
are one quarter of the day there sweet
ski all right we can get three
more by getting a Golem to break one of
the glowing statues and that’s also kind
of close
by going to freezing
Lake I remember
uh freezing Lake D thank you Mason Dion
this is a w stream these people are just
mean that’s what I’m saying thank you
bud thank you for
that what’s up Avery Austin are
you stop chewing like that uh you’re
right I’ll stop you’re right I’ll stop
definitely all
right just waiting behind the
statue I don’t even care if he just
kills me at the same
time yes yes yes
yes dude that was that was I’m I’m a
beast like that was too easy I was like
I’ll give a bigger
Target okay he’s got hands
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oh
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that
bingus
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bongus you’re one handing your
Club thank you
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to see 5,000 points from the club
yeah oh that’s good all right so we have
six total we can upgrade it twice now
all right let’s get her yep let’s do
it it the table whatever the round table
is the only thing where I cannot if I
press left bumper it doesn’t do anything
it’s not a big deal but I have to
manually scroll to it because it takes
so long to scroll I’m going to give you
another shortcut that you can remember
if you press y it brings up like the
list of sites of Grace and then if you
press X it goes straight to Round Table
oh bety combo y then
X thank you Cory yard all he does is
call out losers and now he just gets
hateful
exactly all right so now we where’s the
Dons
six
more I think two of them we find from uh
there’s a place in Cay we can do it and
then we get five from the falling star
Beast I think that’ll be the quickest
way to do it
but okay so I’ll do placing Caleb
First Church of the plag stop asking for
donations I’m not I mean I guess I am
asking but I’m more like
demanding let’s get you ban matter of
fact it’s in oh it’s at the top
of
Celia I’m going
to Celia
underair dude I [ __ ] love Celia like
one of my favorite places
I’ll never forget Chad knows Chad knows
about
[Applause]
ah where are my Doritos that was
funny I’m still going to get you banned
but that was
funny where are all these oh I see that
where’s the
donos this is a very Hightech setup
I think what we have to
do is go out this
way yeah this way then we have I climb
I’m
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do you like Sniper Wolf uh well we broke
up but I haven’t gotten over it
yet I’m I’m going keep it a h 100 with
you I want to see your face well we got
to hit the go we got to hit the goal
like oh how come it’s toxic when I say
hey guys we need to hit the go but you
guys say oh we want the
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goal we got to hit the
goal yeah you guys don’t even act like
you know Leah I KN I I knew her before
you knew her
so oh I’m done you guys only know her
cuz she’s YouTube famous
okay how do
we got to get more people to subscribe
yo thank you
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Bob we’re supposed to be able to
get up on this mountain I don’t know how
to do
that I’ve done it before I just don’t
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remember I’m going to try to cheese it I
doubt it works in
elderman yeah I made it about there too
I thought I was going to get
it oh hang on oh hang on
hang
on
nope maybe we have to
go all the way out here maybe it’s like
a long yep kind of a long
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way it’s crazy I’ve been up there before
I just don’t
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yep where’s the
donations oh wait can we chees our way
up here stop bringing up my ex
stop you guys are obsessed that’s all
you guys care
about that sucks
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H
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curious yeah this is so corny
like the only other thing I can think of
is to go all the way around the opposite
way through CIA but I don’t
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all right let me get you baned bud I got
you I got you I’m going to get you up
out of here we’re going to get you
banned Bud
uh
uh curly headed curly head Let’s Get You
Banned Bud Let’s Get You Banned all
right curly headed I got you banned Bud
let’s get you out of here
oh that’s awesome I’m in a
corner don’t
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oh oh oh oh meet up here meet up here
meet up to the Yep this is a puzzle we
have to I this is coming back to unlock
this we have to hit three or four uh
towers do you see this watch this yes
okay yeah yeah I remember it’s coming
back it’s coming back okay I’ll go
search for the other
ones oh I’m I’m a beast it it clicked
like so I was like this is just like the
other play ordina or whatever it is
yeah that was super fun all right I’m
lighting I lit the one that’s closest to
the to the door of
Interest please get off the
okay okay lit the one close to the
small sweet and then theep the maybe
that’s the last one to the east
yes I’m a I’m a
monster okay lighting I think this a
seal was broken yep was broken sweet
I got the Cerulean tier
Scarab if you follow the path that I
just did who was that oh I want that I
don’t know what it does but I want it I
don’t
either it’s not it’s howman I don’t I
don’t know what it is oh bet I don’t
care
then all right we
move oh there’s a gra on the
other yo get him Ethan why are y’all
watching and complaining nothing better
to exactly
that could never it could never be me
but it could be you no it is
you I hate the stream so much that I’m
going to watch for hours oh it’s a
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helmet what is it
do slightly increases the recovery
effects of the flask of Cerulean tears
but increases damage
taken look at oh that’s perfect that’s
good that’s a good that’s a good helmet
Chad Chad I need that that’s a good help
that’s a good
helmet there is also a Talisman we can
go get
um in cayb
that it increases a bunch of stats but
it does also increase damage
tap
Roger can we get W in the chat if you’re
awake why is my chat dead W in the chat
if you’re awake W in the chat if you’re
awake W in the chat if you’re awake W in
the chat if you’re awake because you
guys are asleep right now it’s not
moving thank you Bob thank you Luffy so
you are awake thank you crazy
bird thank you Tren the Destroyer thank
you damn thank you Jaden Clausen thank
you
Axel give me this this is where we start
that milence quest line that we couldn’t
figure out the last time we yeah I think
we tried to actually figure it out and
we gave up yeah like we didn’t
even so that’s
good thank you Aiden thank you tayside
so you guys are awake hi Haley how are
you the music kid and streamer King
what’s up bud I love your stream thank
you can I get banned for fun uh Aiden
Baker yeah let me get you banned in a
minute bud I got
you everyone subscribe yo appreciate it
that my myell greens fan thank
you okay and it
says where it say c to the north of the
Church of plague which we’re
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at to the
north allow players to LEAP onto a rock
formation with several corpses lying
around okay we head north there’s a
spirit spring
somewhere there it is
then several corpses lying around proper
on chairs two of them hold SMI
yep SMI St seven smithing Stone Seven
Stone SW key smithing Stone eight let’s
go oh
oh that’s crazy never never in my life
been up here
me all right time for the crystal
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tunnel time for that falling star
Beast you’re using people for likes uh I
don’t know what that means it’s content
so you can interact with it however you
choose you don’t have to be here I don’t
know if that’s news to
you I can’t I can’t force anyone here to
do anything I literally can’t
oh oh believe me you should be happy
that I
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can’t oh this is the one right this is
the the trap chest one yep
sweet good
times I
fell get
splashed it’s swed
bangus
bangus oh the club does work against
these mining
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people please
don’t can I be a mod uh I don’t know you
so no
ch bber ch bber ch Berber ch bber ch
bber ch Berber ch bber ch chat wake up
CH Berber CH let me get CH Berber in the
chat if you’re awake CH Berber CH Berber
CH Berber CH Berber CH Berber CH Berber
mic or chat dies commentary
dies ch bber ch CH bber thank you crazy
bird CH bber thank you America man thank
you Jaden Claus and ch bber ch bber ch
bber thank you so you guys are listen
Okay you thank you Messi the
goat you guys we got to get you what is
this game it’s called Elden
ring these guys are yeah I’m not even
going to fight they’re they’re losers
yep they don’t they don’t do anything
for us all right I think I I’m not even
trolling I think we got this thank you
for the CH Barbers thank
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you oh je running at
me but he didn’t do that much
Dage that didn’t F me
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I I just have no idea what he’s ever
doing yep like I don’t I don’t know what
anything is
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like
okay oh he’s doing a he’s doing the B
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Roger oh my God are you are you good bro
okay like let’s get you
banned that’s crazy
that’s
crazy how did they not hit him
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oh
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that’s you done bro oh my God he’s this
guy cheats hard
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and not no
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short oh yeah oh oh
oh I don’t know if I ever killed that
thing ever
like so I never wanted to he’s just D
it’s such a dumb fight no it is it’s bad
that’s like that’s objectively a badly
designed move set yep there’s no fun to
be had with that it’s like that thing is
a big rock with a kind of a head I can’t
tell what it’s going to do
correct all right that’s the rest of the
plus sevs yeah weener dog let’s get you
baned bud I got you weener dog let’s get
you ban Bud wiener dog let’s get you up
out of here bud I got you wiener dog
you’re banned Bud yo what’s up uh Aiden
I love your streams man keep up all that
good work yo appreciate it
man uh it’s time
to it’s time to make this stick
bigger your oh yes who could forget
Master H hug hug yeah Chad can I get a
big Club in chat
can I get big got some big clubs in chat
thank you for the CH bers what’s up Mary
and me how are you what’s up Juju what’s
up cats cats I can’t wait till you win
the game I can’t wait either till I win
the
game uh so I have one stone eight okay
same where what is that even I never
heard you’re a great YouTuber thank you
thanks Mary why is your character naked
uh because this is the naked uh naked
Stick Run naked with a
stick I beat Elder ring twice nice crazy
bird what build did you
use Jensen I don’t know you stop talking
to me like I know you I I don’t know you
we’ll get you banned for that
bud try the rest the rest of the
smithing Stone eights are all late
game consecrated
snowfield Moonlight
alter moan Dynasty micholas H
tree crumbling
foua so I think that is a do we know how
to get to mwin Dynasty I literally don’t
I’ve been there multiple times but I do
not know how to get there like mn’s
Palace
yeah yeah there’s a transporter in the
consecrated
snowfield that the consecrated snowfield
is where you would go to travel to
Millenia
tree and to do that we would have to get
the two halves of The Medallion
and you have to do all that stuff
so all
right I think we know the music
I think we do know what to do I think we
can go get one more thing yeah
um there is a well first let me ask you
I think it it doesn’t really matter how
much damage we’re taking as long as
we’re not getting one hit because we can
only survive two
hits yeah yeah okay so the the ring that
I’m saying we should get or the Talisman
we should get will increase the damage
we take but I don’t think we’ll die in
one hit it’s going to increase our Vigor
as well sweet
ski we’re going go to Fort fth that’s
the place with all the bats on the
inside oh that’s that’s a good that’s a
good place yo CH bber thank you we just
have to run through and grab it it’s we
don’t have to like fight anyone I think
we should fight everyone we should fight
all the bats yeah what game is this
Elden ring J qlc
you Bobo thank you for the W how are you
doing
Bobo
Bobo I’m doing good that’s good to hear
you’re doing
well CH Berber thank you oh you changed
your name to CH Berber I love
it that’s so crazy I’m already poisoned
y me too okay it’s okay it’s not like
super so that Dark Souls one
poison oh my gosh yeah it’s not toxic
what a
stupid all right we’re going to kind of
have to move and and fight our way at
the same time so just stay close to me
and be ready to like just fight and stay
alive fight and stay alive is my middle
names all right there’s going to be a
couple rats down here there’s a one
small one and a big
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one okay watch out there’s a guy
there crazy no
way oh I can’t fight okay I’m just going
to go and grab
mine
ah CH Berber yo thank you purple ghost
thank you NE neeva scord CH Barber yeah
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I I grabbed it but I’m dead Roger I’ll
just wait for you so you can guide
me yeah so where you died essentially
you’re going we have to jump diagonally
um to a walled off area
mhm and then we just run around the
corner and drop
down into an area pretty it’s it’s will
be end up where my soul solar right
there let’s get poisoned come
on what’s your favorite game mine is
Halo 3
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okay you got to come over here you got
to jump over here
bingus perfect you’re good all right and
just fall down over here and
swaggy swing oh let’s go
yep and uh yeah now
now got a big old rat he probably will
die
here going out like like naked men with
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sticks y Club is dude the club is the
dude the club is the best weapon Club
ain’t too bad did you just say bingus
Yes you heard
me do you play Roblox no
I played this game for 10 hours straight
one time good for you CH Berber what
build did you use what what like type of
stuff equipment did you use we got to
roll out of
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here go ahead spray me with poison go
ahead see see if I
care
bingus all right I’m going to equip that
Talisman uh flame Drake oh I have the
bolt Drake not the flame Drake we need
that flame Drake Talisman oh we’re
funny all right and then I’m going to
put on what we picked up ragon sore seal
yep you’re not you’re not a sigma you’re
right I’m a
ligma I’m a
smma you’re a beta so I think I think we
got this
we we definitely got this we got this
for sure CH we we I believe we have we
possess this inside of the
bag believe it’s within the bag and not
without the bag yo Bobo thanks man I
don’t care about a face reveal I just
like your live streams thank
you well we didn’t even yeah we’re not
even at the goal
so yo what up Max loo Starfield is still
loading for me in
2024 that’s so imagine playing load
field that could never be me what’s up
Mr Wright how are
you imagine unironically buying
Starfield that could never be
me yeah I would never do that guys uh CH
Berber we’re almost at the goal I know
we’re almost at the goal uh need cheese
Berber in chat to power us up CH Berber
in chat CH Berber in chat CH Berber in
chat please write CH Berber I need to
you you’re awake right ch bber ch bber
ch bber ch
bber all right this through all the
cheers czy thank you Michael thank you
neeva thank you purple thank you Serena
I’m your new subscriber yo what’s up
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go
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well
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that’s good movement
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out the corner
please I’m crazy good
roll I’m trying to draw him out like
yeah me too come on man like h
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all
right I’ll See You by
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all right fire
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time
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yay okay I guess it can just do two
combat wasn’t
okay
like dude why is he at sub oh
my oh come
[Music]
on okay going try to trigger fire
[Music]
I don’t like where he
is
yeah dude the snipe is crazy is your a
horse gone or something no
it’s it might be invisible for you but
I’m on my horse oh that’s very funny
yeah
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get out of here
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we are Prett CL
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face dude didn’t touch
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me bro
[Music]
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oh you
won probably
[Music]
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that didn’t touch me I’m dead oh he’s
not even at he’s barely at
50 oh this is bad
[Music]
okay am I dumb I didn’t know that
hitting his
uh his broken foot like the one we broke
the CH on first does so much more damage
than the other oh I did not know that
either yeah so the other one I was doing
about 130 damage each time and that one
I was doing 700
damage damn okay
[Music]
probably going to die so I’m just going
to
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yeah
oh that’s so cool that was so cool I
like we had a height differential and I
was like no I’m definitely safe and it
just bugged and I took damage like
that’s so from his move it the it
clearly didn’t actually hit me even
close but the height just had
me uh
that that
took it took so long I let’s go for his
broken foot like you know yep yep
research that didn’t count chat oh my
horse doesn’t work I love
that oh that’s actually bad yeah we we
we can’t y I think resting just will
reset it
if not I’ll kick you out and yeah come
back cuz that’s that ain’t going to
work yep yep yep boot
[Applause]
me all right you’ll be getting kicked
down that ah that was a long
time that could never be me dude
no not
me all
right my world is
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open CH Berber in chat CH Berber in chat
CH Berber in chat CH Berber in chat CH
Berber in chat CH Berber in chat CH
Berber in
chat all right horsey need you bud
we’re
back with visible horses too
yep okay go for broken foot go for
broken foot yeah let’s literally pick
one foot and only do that Roger so let’s
go to his left leg if we’re facing him
it’s our our right side
Roger our right his left got it
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so right now the leg closest to the air
tree yep r
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that I might I might die dude he didn’t
sip why didn’t my guy
sip Oh my he hit a direct hit on me and
I didn’t take any damage but my horse
took half Health let’s
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go I don’t I accidentally got off my he
did twice oh might have broken it yep
broke
good okay he’s going to
roll y big damage
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now
shooting if I say shooting that means
he’s going to sniper that didn’t touch
me yeah
snip
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jump oh I’m so
mad you’re still alive
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moves just make he just moves so far I
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know okay cooking cooking Evac Evac
woo oh we cooking barely made that
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out oh I
crazy I didn’t know you can do that
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let’s go chat all right I’m I’m letting
the cut scene play cuz need need a
regroup yeah let’s get CH Berber in chat
CH Berber in chat CH Berber in chat CH B
yes sir that’s what we like to see
Michael Jam Moy phase two baby phase
two so do you remember the general
strategy for phase two nope all right is
first that beginning sequence
I don’t know it well enough so I’m going
to say we just can’t get near it Roger
that just literally run away Roger that
then he’s going to crawl and what I
typically do is I
run to his left side and you kind of go
in between his arm and his leg and you
just run around him so from our left
side it we kind of do a circle around
him I’ll just show you Roger that we’re
going to we’re just doing Drive buys We
Do not sit there and and hit him Roger
that Roger
that yeah he’s he’s going to spit fire
around him and he’s going to blow up and
shoot Fireballs everywhere all
right okay I will demonstrate these
strategy or maybe I won’t because he’s
going to make two
bombs is that for you
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I right run this
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way are
spitting yep
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oh he
dude you roll on me I definitely got
this yeah you do
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I’m still I’m living I’m
living I’m living bro I got
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this oh yeah
nice that’s great I I don’t even I I
even know how to I don’t have horse I
don’t think you dodge that Roger yeah I
do not have horse so
oh nice that
okay
oh oh no oh man I I don’t know man
like we should look up if he has a weak
spot similar to like his first phase
like yeah I that does pH to fire giant
have
a and if the only other thing we can do
his left
forearm um but it’s that’s where a lot
of his attacks
are yeah the only other things we can do
I feel our upgrade our our Estus like
that’s the only like that’s legit the
only thing we can do
like yeah in ours this is already like
pretty high I
think
yeah oh jeez it just it takes so long I
know I I like we can do it it’s just
going to take 25 to 30 minutes yeah all
right let’s get in there kids let’s do
one more try and then I yeah and then I
guess oh horse is broken that sucks
that’s
crazy that’s so
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annoying hey what’s up Lily how are you
hi uh what’s up that girl
slay why are you guys spamming so much
weird stuff in my
chat I know how you can kill him okay
tell me CH bber how can we kill the fire
drop tell me tell me tell me how to kill
him bud
what’s up yennefer how are you thank you
for the kitty
cats H this is such a corny fight just
just stay behind him I’ll try that bud I
got
you stay behind him yeah I I definitely
didn’t didn’t die when I was behind him
definitely
well to be fair we didn’t listen to ch
bber
the first time no that’s
true yeah all right CH Berber in the
chat if you’re awake CH Berber in the
chat go just go for his feet that’s a
that’s a very good idea I like that that
is in fact what we were doing chat but
thanks for saying the thing that we
already did yeah I will try to do what
you said but I got you you know what she
Berber I’m feeling first try
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what was
that okay that’s
crazy jumping
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okay he’s
broken for
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here way yep EV back
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oh my God the
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nuke e back
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that one shot me crazy oh that’s awesome
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my guy started screaming when he got
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fried this is so fun like Che oh
cheeseburger says easy you can upgrade
your weapon at the
table thanks
man ah
this is so bad like I don’t
uh I’m just like cuz we we locked
ourselves off from armor Buffs and we
can’t get a better weapon and we can’t
upgrade the weapon anymore for now oh
yeah the only thing we can do is like
consumables and make the like make the
club do more damage oh true let’s look
up weakness
yeah um bleed is definitely
possible ah it’s
just susceptible to both Scarlet rot and
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poison uh
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I’m just so mad
like
yeah uh is there like rock grease is
that yeah I’m going to look uh fire
grease magic Grease lightning grease
holy grease poison grease rot I have rot
grease I only have
one and dragon wound
grease I have lightning grease and
dragon wound
grease I mean we can I know we can we
can make
greases yeah
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I’ll po I might pop a rune Arc just to
give us extra
like I don’t think
we I don’t think we went and got God’s
Great Rune did we we oh I we did I mean
I have it in my top left screen I’m
looking at it
so think I just forgot
this is just so
bad yeah I think if we literally we
could poison him or rot him and then
just run away from him I one one day
he’ll die I that is a good idea I I
don’t think it’s permanent I think it
like has a timer or something like you
have to re you have to
re yeah like so like would it be good
yeah
but we would need literally like we
can’t do a couple we need we need a
comical
amount you’re right
sadly me look at
poison do you know Jaden Clausen no I
don’t know what that is
Bud thank you yennefer I’m sure you’re
an I’m sure you’re an expert
dude you can only hold up to 10 of the
same grades at the same time that’s
that’s so dumb why why is that a thing
like why why put a limit on it that
doesn’t make sense like why let them use
10 and not 100 like
I like well you could abuse it it’s like
well then why put it in the game
then you know how to beat him yennefer
tell me
tell
me we I I don’t want to do it but we
might have to just hunt for more golden
seeds too just to get more I just
like
yeah maybe we cheat for him maybe we
cheat like we get the [ __ ] blood
Spang or
something maybe we just
cheat he like like if we’re going to
cheat it’s on him if we’re going to
cheat it’s on the fire D yeah
no at least someone Che Berber is kind
of right at least use
armor like he’s kind of right assuming
it you know it adds an extra hit that we
can take
he’s kind of
right I I know where we can get one
piece of armor that’ll help us Roger
that it’s in Lindale it will increase
strength Let’s Do
It um so we can definitely do that at
the very least yeah um I am looking at
how to make poison grease CU it is only
two items and one of them I know the
farming location for sweet um and
the other one I’m not exactly sure
[ __ ] M oh that’s all the way
South okay what about what about rock
please r
r
r let me get that when she give me that
rot okay no rot GRE is not an option you
can’t Farm the ingredients
nice okay
so War Master Shack
that and poison
Gloom
where’s where’s
jar all right
we’re going to go get this um this mask
and then we’re going to go the jar
birg
sweet we jar BG and then we’re gonna
hang out at Lakeville in in in B town oh
yeah abdulaziz let’s get you banned Bud
abdulaziz let’s get you ban Bud let’s
get you up out of here you’re gone bud
get you up out of
here isn’t it cool that we can’t use the
the horse here dude it’s
sick such a great decision yeah what’s
up stealth Viper how are you
bud he said at least put some armor on
like that’s
facts
no yeah but yeah that’s a good argument
but
no you make a fair point however no sir
however
considera yep all right there’s a bunch
of slow dead people everywhere that
don’t wor
got go this
way oh no did we did you fall in a sewer
or is that just me no I don’t I don’t
know where you are oh I fell in a
sewer turn the corner and boom I was
like well I’m okay no no we’re we’re
we’re back I see oh sweet
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okay yeah we don’t think we do
that uh up up the
line all right we’re just going to
Sprint into this building Roger that
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all right there’s that Omen out
there we got to kill him Ro
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that oh I pressed the roll
button oh he’s he’s weak
whoa your bamb bud let’s get your bamb
bud and you get the smirk
mask
yep and that raises strength by two so
that’s nice yep let’s go ahead and put
that
on oh sping Stone six need need that
very
nice this is acceptable armor check we
will we will take this this is fine as
long as the cheeks are hanging out we’re
good like that’s all right we’re going
to go to actually now we’re going to
farm for a second
let’s get you baned hey Anonymous we’re
going to get you banned bud I got you
don’t worry you’re spamming so let’s get
you up Anonymous let’s get you banned in
the chat bud I got you give me just a
moment I’ll get you
banned I’ll get you banned butd yo Yari
thanks for subscribing man appreciate
that what’s up Matt Matt’s everything
appreciate that all
all right this is a great build bro no
it’s it’s no my horse is broken
again that’s so cringe uh is it we need
it I need it right no it’s not super
okay I’ll just I’ll just kind of
run I’ll just go get the the gra there’s
a bra
site all right I’m me to get a bunch of
you guys
banned cuz you’re losers and you have
bad taste Let’s Get You
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Banned all right we’re just going to run
over
here and there’s root resin to pick up
we’re just going to do that like five
times r
that yo Naomi thank you for the w
I forgot we to
get probably good after this
one this is probably one of my favorite
parts of the game
definitely
okay that’s enough for root
resin root resin root
resin uh now we want to go
to can we get it from that first
person yes okay we’re going to go get
that church of oh
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all right we’re going to buy craft kit
from
Santa
I you’re an alpha Ohio Gat rizzler Let’s
Get You Banned bud
goodbye Let’s Get You Banned dude
y let’s get you banned for that that was
very
disrespectful all right chat you know
what time it
is it’s time for jarur it’s jarur it’s
funny because I I do not know what this
is so I’m
excited I’ve never been there before Le
I don’t think so
are you actually streaming what is your
question you’re watching a live stream
how does that
work this Chat is dead man you guys are
you guys are it’s like where’s the
donations I’m not even heading towards
marker
4 oh horse
broken all right I’ll I’ll kick you
this is awesome very
very chat you guys are
garbage we got no money I can
tell it’s kind of crazy bro why is Mr
Beast a fraud
uh oh we got a lot of work to
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do I don’t even have time to explain
that
let me guess you think he’s a great guy
even though you don’t know
him you are going to defend a
millionaire that doesn’t know
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you he loves people like you butd
yo we got a $2 from Oliver G thank you
Oliver Oliver G coming in with a $2 Dono
thank you
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bud all right here we
go let’s do this let me get that Crystal
Bud yes sir that CID
cush limb grave
loud limra Loud Let’s
Go that alt is Ash
bro is this
puy is definitely not procedurally
generated
no why is Sniper Wolf your dream girl
are you kidding me she makes the
funniest content of all time she’s she’s
hilarious plus she’s hot
go ahead and say she’s oh isn’t she like
40 who even
better you’re a Sniper Wolf simp you
call it simp I call
it
forbidden you’re a loser you know that
everyone’s saying E’s begging for money
and I don’t even hear him begging what
are you guys taking EXA exactly it’s
when did I beg for money I I literally
didn’t have it didn’t happen but uh I’m
the bad guy and I’m the worst guy and I
killed your pets and I’m evil
ah and I made you sad because I said you
that the game wasn’t good yo Ronaldo
thank you for the two Ronaldo says Su
what’s up Ronaldo how you doing bud
thank you for the two Ronaldo coming in
with a two thank you Ronaldo
Ronaldo coming in with it
too the beast’s eye
Quivers oh that’s what popped up on my
screen nice I’m going to donate 500
that’s not true no you’re not you you
just said that to get my
attention I was just looking for a gray
sight if it was
there aren’t you going on a date with
Sniper Wolf I mean not right now but
soon yeah all right we got to jump on
all these two the
stones this is
awesome bro we get to vacation in
jarur
bingus oh I that was a big
bingus we all right we’re
goodg
sweet smithing stone three let’s
go what is in here Bing b the ritual pop
Bing
Bangbus poison Bloom that’s what we’re
looking for poison BL oh sweet it’s uh
it’s like
pink I
think yep you
right it’s so much bro we’re taking all
your stuffff ooh I’m picking spices
oh this is actually crazy like yeah it
is this
is all right I’m going to reset and do
that a couple
times how many
uh poison move did I
get six oh this is going to be easy this
is
easy this is actually disgusting
this is
disturbing why are you simping why is
this chat sing for Sniper
Wolf have you watched her content it’s
it’s
like it’s to die for it
man yo Ronaldo thank you for the 199 man
appreciate that that’s what we like to
see Ronaldo coming in with a two thank
you bud that was very generous Ronaldo
coming in with it too what if Sniper
Wolf doxes doxes you
what is your
question you like like what if bro like
what if like oh oh I didn’t understand
the question at
first what if insert scenario well then
I guess
scenario I don’t s for her cuz I’m a
girl you’re not a girl no you’re
not that’s not true you’re lying for
attention dude this is actually
hilarious like yeah how many one I’m
just mashing
why all right I’m going to do one more
run through then Rog that and it’s
crafting time dude
that’s what we like to
say hi easy gaming what’s
up easy pick a number 1 to 100 uh 69
obviously you jber kind of lit yep
all right so now it say craft or
something or we just do that in the
pause
menu item CRA item craft sweet dude I’ve
I don’t know if I’ve ever crafted
something
oh this is awesome how do
you oh no we have to either find and or
buy
cookbooks I’m not troll I’m not trolling
I’m not trolling um like a cookbook is
it’s just a set of items you
can this game’s so
bad I think they’re called cookbooks you
will need nomatic Warriors cookbook
8 you find where you can get remember at
Dark Souls when we had oh
wait the crafting is the worst game
mechanic of all
time okay we have to go to the we we got
to make a giant map why so we can fill
it with crafting materials okay but why
do we need so much crafting materials so
we can have a bigger map so we can have
a bigger map
like cuz it’s cuz it’s fun yeah I’m
warping um I’m GNA take a a quick break
and like snack and stuff be like one
minute take your time oh I love this
game
where’s the donation like guys where’s
the
donos thank you Rose Underwood everybody
subscribe where’s the Dons like where
are my donations where are my
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donations for
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a
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all
right ready for the Journey of our
lifetime yeah yeah you know it
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man I love this
game why you have not have for okay
let’s
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just an unmatched open world dude it’s
will revolutionize the
genre I mean while we’re going here we
can pick up some more sacred tear and
possibly golden seeds sweety so it’s not
it’s not like a complete
waste oh
oh can you play Arcane Odyssey uh can
you buy the game for
me shout out to CH Berber in chat c he e
e b u r b e r cheap Berber cheap Berber
with two e at
first I See
You Bing b
you know I I we might need to so let’s
just while we’re here kill the guy gives
us the blood
out
yeah yo thank you Ronaldo I love easy
gaming thanks so much man even though we
don’t have the build for it dude it
might dude it
might I don’t know man like it might
still be decent like
it’s it’s pretty much
fully de oh okay
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okay that
tickles no way this is hilarious
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what up like 800 800 Souls from that yo
what up Creator uh this is called Elden
ring it’s dark souls uh like it’s the
sequel series to Dark
Souls that
was that was
funny I thought we were going to need
help all
right he he hit me so many times and I
was like oh that’s f mostly full
health look at my
stream you were invisible boat mobile
and standing still like standing
upright that’s
so oh controller died so I’m just
walking forward
that all right I’m back
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what something good
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here
St that was
great dagger very nice
Stone obviously got to get the graes
yep
bingus I’m not playing Roblox stop stop
saying that
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it’s just sock
lightting shot let’s
go right I think we’re this way
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yo thank you a girl everybody subscribe
y’all appreciate
that the we keep encounter
enemies
yeah really devastating
enemies nope this just goes back to
where
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hell yeah five
Souls no way
please
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something I probably brought the enemies
it’s
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okay I guess we’re just going straight
for a little
bit the Demi human
Forest very
cool dude it’s literally my favorite uh
oh yeah arterial Leaf bro that’s what we
like to
see F not
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Crystal ooh church that’s that looks
good and bingus that’s a sacred tier and
two golden centipedes
oh oh I found five golden centipedes bro
man yeah
I those are good
bro play lethal company uh
donate donate matter of fact chat who
wants to get banned Bud because we got
to get there’s too many Chatters let’s
get you guys banned volunteer as who
wants to be a
sacrifice who wants to be a
sacrifice step up you got to support
Play Your
Part Play Your Part you guys gota we got
to get you guys banned as soon as
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possible because you guys it’s like a
lot of you guys are just losers and I I
don’t I don’t talk to me all right I’ll
get you banned Taylor Taylor Jagger
let’s get you banned for the volunteer
thank you for your sacrifice Tay
everybody thank you say thank you
Taylor let’s get thank you Taylor in
chat we’re going to go ahead and
sacrifice
him we going get you up out of here bud
we’re going get you out of chat bud
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did you get a popup tutorial for
containers I didn’t no I
did that’s so funny is this
it nothing’s popping up Yep this that
tombs
cave my brother how did you get up here
I just jumped with the
horse oh I made it okay
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yeah Taylor let’s get you bamb
bud Taylor you’re
gone oh flask
oopsy increase amount
replenished all right let’s
ball I feel this will be
yep I feel this will be damn near
impossible can I be a sacrifice uh yeah
I’ll get you banned in just a minute
Rose I got you thank you for your
sacrifice oh I love that we have to do
poison that’s oh yeah
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oh there’s more poison B down here let’s
go
sweety Fus oh no I’m poison
bangus
bangus bongus
[Music]
where can you play SK let’s go can you
play skibbidy Toilet Simulator no what
is this oh dude it’s the Miranda Blossom
bro okay that’s doing damage
actually that’s
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let’s get you baned
bud mirand B
A that was incredible that was a good
fight that was awesome that was that was
a good fight Bud let’s get you up out of
here
bud oh that sucks it’s a The cookbook is
found on a COR somewhere I don’t think I
picked it up I definitely did I doubt I
did there’s one up there how do we get
up
there
um okay okay looking for Pathways up
there’s another pathway over here Ro it
that yeah I didn’t see this before
bingus this will uh what’s going down
that
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good oh I think I found the way Rog
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that I found nomadic Warrior cookbook
eight oh that’s it okay yep it’s it’s
all the way through there it’s a big rat
there was Big R yep
yeah all right I still want to go
through here just CU there was something
over there been nice nice to
get I hope it’s an arteria leaf or
something dude that would be so or a row
of fruit or a Ru ruin
fragment that’ be so hyp here we go here
it is
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dude I you’re going to be
mad oh
yeah that’s so hyp all right I’m down
here that’s so [ __ ] hype
dude going run to the boss why is chat
always mad at you I don’t know I don’t
know why is yeah I’ve never seen a chat
like hate the the person much but still
be here for hours yep it’s crazy it’s
crazy mental health is important folks
and some of you need to get a
checkup need to go to the mental health
doctor need to go out of the
sto I’m back what’s up Rose welcome
back can you guys talk about something
please like can we talk about something
cool like
like you guys just always say like add
me on Roblox uh play this trash
game you know you’re amazing I mean I
love the compliments but it’s like you
got to compliment something I’ve done or
oh easy I watched your bloodborne video
I loved it or I hated it or something
you know give me
something
here ah
H just sitting down after a hard day
work okay so we did all that right to
get to to get poison stuff um but I
think there’s also one more sacred tier
in the we so like might as well Roger
that oh that’s what we like to
see exactly ask them chat why is this
exactly Jack ask them why mad and
they’re not going to answer you they’re
going to
say that could never be me cuz they’re
betas they’re betas the betas flock
towards the alpha that’s how it
works and that’s just the food chain
brother that’s just the food chain
brother shout out to all the new
subscribers we’re so close to the goal
we’re so close to the
goal we get a character pilgrimage dude
I [ __ ] love the Church
of I know it’s crazy man it’s so sick
dude that time that we got an arteria
Leaf oh yeah like
crazy right I’m holding off in a
horse I’m still loading screen
let’s
go all right we’re pretty much heading
directly south towards the air tree or
that the minor air
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tree attack I haven’t even swung
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yet you know what I’ll give it up that’s
why elen Rings goated the drag yeah
definitely
let’s go kill this
guy oh
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no that’s so cool dude
oh the opaline bubbles
here no
ni
T emboldened by the flame of
ambition how do we
can I be a mod uh I don’t know you so no
you could donate and I’ll reconsider
your
offer Spirits spring down
there so many how so many how you guys
like you’re chatting and like you’re
banned so only I can see your messages
some of you guys you know that right and
you’re going to ask wait am
I that’s the fun
part you guys do know that a lot of the
chat can’t see
this oh oh did you not know that
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bingus
woo
heyy five Souls let’s go [ __ ]
yeah right where we
at um okay we need to get
up like this giant Cliff that’s to our
right we need to go
up R of
that like this Cliff like right here
and not not specifically right here but
okay we need to get onto the land mass
that is up
there assuming there’s a spirit spr or
something or maybe we just got to go
forward
and I broke my finger damn sorry to hear
that rley
oh yeah well my fingers are not
broken curious scale
issue yellow Ember
yes oh this is it let’s go
there’s a bunch of rats in here oh
there’s a
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sacer for the alien Village
I don’t have anything else to do down
here I’m just trying to find a place
where we
can might as well
oh got got that
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boy just grab this
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he’s glitching out yeah for me it’s bad
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to it’s just so
funny dude the club is broken Bro Club
is broken it’s so
broken it needs they need to patch this
thing dude
like
beautiful all right we have found all
that we oh dang it someone else is here
oh there’s a gra
Pi all right I’m going to I’m going to
craft 10 blood greas or not blood poison
greases upgrade my glass
all right man all right man I think we
can do
it oh yeah I think we’re
ready all right I’m going to make 10
poison grease
likewise I’m going to make sure I
actually equip the poison grease
yep H all right we’re going to do this
then it’s going to be
try it’s going to be first try CH all
right traveling going to hit the
bathroom yep all right potty break I’m
going to pee and then it’s time
to it’s about
time all right BRB chat and then we’re
going to first try the boss cuz it’s
easy
oh
a where dead chat dead chat W in chat W
in chat W in chat if you’re awake w in
chat you guys are letting the chat die
man I’m sorry but we’re we’re going to
have to go ahead and get you guys banned
cuz it’s like we are just you guys W in
the chat if you’re awake thank you the
king thank you Nelly Thank You London
good thank you thank you Jim okay so you
guys are awake it’s like you guys got to
keep
it you got to keep it
moving you’re like oh well I don’t want
to check okay well then I don’t want to
exactly dead chat
exactly how do I get more easy bucks you
have to watch you have to watch watch
the more you watch the more bucks you
get we we got to get you guys banned bro
we have got to get you
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banned all right chat this poison grease
is going to eradicate the fire giant mhm
it’s not even going to be
close all right if it’s Elden
time it’s ringing time horse please work
okay we equipped a a good amount of
armor yep we we’ve come back stronger
than ever before y we got this all right
let me get first try in the chat first
try in the chat first try in the
chat first try in the
chat all right all right all right let’s
do this
hey why my P
off bangus
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oh that I I can’t believe I’m dead no
way I
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all
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okay I got this
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we were so
close chat give it up to us we we got so
close we literally almost beat it I
can’t believe it we almost did
it okay I’m going to try this
time that was the issue yeah that was
that was the research
I will try this
time all
right no my horse broke again I I like I
was like okay I’m not going to use horse
and well I don’t know what it is about
this area specifically that it happens I
feel like it starts in this
area all right I’m going all right I’m
going to unleash my Beast
I’m going to unleash my
Beast bro if we just got a few more
samples dud I think we’d be fine I’m
going to let my monster out this
time and my
monster the monster don’t want to come
out but it’s got to but I’m bringing it
out don’t be
shy all right all right we got this I
wasn’t trying
yeah I I haven’t been trying for any of
the attempts prior to this yeah I I
wanted a come I wanted a cool comeback
story why did I do that
vas I’m actually going to hold on to my
golden bow
until phase two I think I’m waiting in
phase
one it’s not a bad idea
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that’s crazy how it hits you in the air
yep
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crazy oh
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nice nice okay we can we can break his
Poise after that
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he
back I I was so close to getting
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it okay got a little
nuke okay it’s definitely on you
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going pop
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it
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shooting wait oh you put the poison on
that’s so sick I look down and I see
12,000 I was like no this is dope
oh bro I it’s like that ground shock
wave I I don’t know I jump over it
sometimes it’s it’s good sometimes it’s
not y I don’t know what you’re supposed
to
do
bro sh
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you almost
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got
oh oh okay that was crezy spun around
like four
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times okay
this a
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r this is the
run this is the Run
CH all we have to do is not get hit
mhm all right you ready to go yep I’m
ready all right skip three two 2 one
skip
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crazy that’s
Wild on
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dangerous
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so
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me his rolls are just that’s
yep
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I don’t know if you can poison him in
face too I’ve been hitting him so much
I’ll grease up I’ll see
if yeah I greased up twice
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now oh my the roll got me oh my God oh
God
okay time
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oh no fast faster faster
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faster that’s crazy
yeah that’s
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crazy dude the club is just it’s just
it’s so good like it’s such a good
weapon and I’m really happy with it
really
like I got one more I got one
more it’s fine let’s do it all
right all right horse don’t let us down
and horse
broke that’s awesome
yeah remember me I don’t remember you
George I get literally hundreds of
thousands of viewers sometimes
yo what’s up CH Berber welcome
back yeah we’re still fighting the fire
giant the club is just too it’s almost
too
good H it’s almost too good
I feel like we’re we’re not doing the
club of Justice that’s
fair you know what you know what you’re
right we got this yep see see we should
be doing
that all right I’m going I’m I’m letting
the Beast out I forgot to look at out
chat we’re going to prioritize doing
damage while minimizing damage taken
correct and I’m and and I know it’s a
hot take but I’m all for it let him
cook you just killed my
horse I was not near
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crazy that’s so
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wild I got I’m I’m dead I got one
shotted again oh my God
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back
dash that’s what we like to see I I
can’t do it I just I can’t like
yeah I just can’t and I don’t know what
else we should do I do not know
H the only thing is grind for levels but
I mean it would help but it would take
forever I I also don’t know where to
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farm what a what a good
weapon I love the fire
D it’s so it’s so fun like mhm yep all
right I’m going to hop off cuz this
game’s trash that’s fair all well we we
were so close to the gold guys thanks
for tuning in we were very close to the
go yep all right Deuces yeah all right
talk to you later yep
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