INSANE Minecraft Candy Factory Adventure!!

I am a zombie and therefore I will eat your brains because that is what is expected of me as a modern a middle-aged single zombie man oh no so much time and potential man when did horror movies get so existential dude I’m telling you they get scarier and scarier every year right

Well I’m off to bed try and get some rest what Korean what about trick-or-treating we didn’t even get any candy yet tortoise don’t you think we’re a little too old to be dressing up in silly costumes and knocking door-to-door for free candy Oh all right told us now let’s get serious

For a second if we want to maximize our CPM that’s candies per minute we need to carefully map out the locations of each house that generates the most candy from there we can accurately determine the most effective route that would allow us to stuff our

Faces as soon as possible or we can not do all that and go with my plan that requires a lot less work but rewards much much more candy I’m listening okay okay so you know owed me Agito Henry’s house you know or the one on Yama Street

Well rumor has it that he was so obsessed with candy that he manufactured a secret factory beneath his house that generated hundreds and hundreds of pounds of candy everyday with mountains and valleys of every single piece of candy that your buy can imagine until one day even family matches and how did

He die I’m going to guess it’s from all the candy cake we’re not exactly the most well balanced diet ah right so how do you know this is all real because I read it on the Internet here we are odd man Jenga high res place he suddenly

Likes to keep things subtle bears don’t need for subtlety when he had the best Security money goodbye agreein I mean look at this he has obsidian installed in the front of his house surrounding an unlocked door apparently now dang it taught us I knew we should have

Just stuck to my plan we would have had two buckets of candy by now been on our way to mrs. Barnes room she gives out for five daughters oh yeah yeah gran-gran what his name is no kidding buzzer aah ha ha you were right the security here does suck you

Americans have the creepiest children songs I know ah well what do we have another pair of brave and venturous trick-or-treaters after the ultimate big score hey we are brave an adventurous aren’t we I like this guy wait who are you actually ha ha ha why this is it obvious I’m John Jacob

Jingleheimer Schmidt and whenever I would go out all the people would shout out and shelter but I know they didn’t really care about me it was just the candle he so desperately craved you’re just like the rest of them aren’t you well I’ll never share any of my care

Especially not with the likes of you two no one in this town is deserving of my sweet perfected sugary goodness no not since that dreadful day when they all hey where are you guys going I was in the middle of saying something here who walks away like that well someone’s

Talking unbelievable huh oh uh well you kind of just seemed really set on keeping all the candy for yourself so yeah and I wasn’t getting too much of a compromising vibe no no no I can compromise I don’t get too much company down here and I never get a chance to

Tell my cool story why don’t you just offer candy to people who listen then yeah I tolerate it for some candy what this suffice ah yeah yeah that uh that’ll definitely do so uh guys doing anything after this or well do you like scary movies Oh with the entire human race extinct and

All the brains in the world consumed what are we to do now Antonio what purpose do we have anymore we live Moria our purpose here’s to earth neither