Insane Minecraft Enchant Table Speedrun | Hardcore Mode

Uh hello VOD Watchers we’re back on recording now yeah I really hate myself for doing that V Watchers will have no idea you’ve turned him into a fan booy V Watchers will have no idea as they shouldn’t uh where does this leave me right let’s go to the let’s go to the

Stronghold then imagine we go to the stronghold and there’s like one ey missing we can just go to the Ender Dragon um it’s six I need then I’ve got three spare in case I need any more this why got to watch the stream V watch is

True too true right let’s hope it’s not far let just let’s just go into a nice open space all right uh time to go about a th blocks this way before I throw another one a thank you I love you please skip this song I requested it by

Mistake just it’s because it has a really bad name in it or something so that so J is the name of a Native American Chief so that’s why in The Simpsons movie uh but I was going to call him Marvin for some reason but goes

Jono and then Lisa goes suck J we that makes so much more sense that’s blown my mind never ever got that joke before the more you know real wait we already heard the song is it still this way yeah all right I love the way it just flops out the sky

I had a dream about that woman so recently what woman go I’m sorry I’m sorry I’ll let her listen to it again I’m sorry but Simpson don’t tell him I said that getting two songs play play as many song as you want’s this one it still this way I don’t want it to

Me to snow biome oh it’s going to be a bloody tree oh no it’s not cool all right this is why we get three of them b a boy um what do you you talking about have you not seen Bart’s voice actor hey that’s a banger

Song hey how’s your mashed there I know that that means how are you really weird I know that but I do know that I think it means how are you I don’t think I ever see strongholds in snow biim so I’m kind of just going to go into oh [ __ ]

I bet it’s over there oh this is I’ll throw one on over here so we can [ __ ] me how far away is it I’ve already got like 700 blocks in all fairness this is the song from the move your name I assume you mean movie but I don’t know what that means

Oh my God we’re actually in the Christmas biome how big is it am I Swift swifter swifter oh swifter yeah true if you can see the music video p attention all right it’s a cool scene yeah turn it into a reaction it is a reaction oh that’s interesting ton of

Events why is there a First next to your name it’s because you sub to me on my first month of being affiliate you get something called a Founders badge and only people who sub to me on my first month to being an affiliate uh get that

Uh and you keep it for as many months as you keep your sub up I believe you have so many badges you get oh you get to choose oh blind this is far away thank you why am I supposed to be watching this Tais with video it’s 10 minutes long as

Well is just Coral that’s a lovely color you know also no this is Joseph you know me I’m your boyfriend please For the Love of All That’s holy don’t be on this [ __ ] Mountain you love screaming this song fair enough I can imagine why you are her BF why does no one ever

Mentioned that how [ __ ] big is this biome this is just absurd oh please oh it’s going to be on the [ __ ] Mountain give it back thank you oh it’s going to be on the [ __ ] Mountain this isn’t Coral it’s orange what you talking about please don’t be on the

Mountain just for my sanity thank you oh my god thank you but it also means we’re there thank you so it probably means it’s down here yeah but it’s a pretty biome hot take I don’t like snow areas in games I don’t know what it is I just really don’t like

Them I I get subconsciously like instantly dislike it I see what you mean by the mod now oh yeah yeah yeah it’s still this way oh oh give it back thank you let me write an essay you kept me a secret but oh right sorry what’s that oh it’s the moon I

Thought it was like a villager house or something I love snow uh the capital building in Hunger Games right so it’s over here somewhere I’m getting really lucky that they haven’t all just [ __ ] broken on me cuz I’ve used so many times oh [ __ ] where is it okay I got

It okay I don’t speak Spanish okay it’s right here then basically it must be like right here right cuz I broke that tree okay oh I want the [ __ ] eye back I really want the eye back please no I don’t know how deep it goes I might

XO it just to get it back no I won’t it’s dead though but no well who knows I could just have a they could just have one empty slot and it’s could to be one of the best seeds ever what on the odds of that like one in

Four million or something stupid like that oh oh I should have put water at the top oh all right keep going today is the day today is what’s today the day for oh here we are right I’m in here oh [ __ ] all right I’m in here for the library and nothing

Else but I’ll actually more than happily find something crazy in a chest okay obviously not here or alternatively uh the end portal the day of the one in four million seed if we get it right now I’ll just kill the Ender Dragon right now cuz I could probably do

It well it’ be a bit hard but not impossible actually yeah no I could probably do actually oh the library and a chest H okay that makes up for what I lost cool oh we could find um cool enchant books in here take that I suppose I’ll take the paper

Too uh they usually have one or two or maybe even three chests in here but I’m only seeing one anyone else put silver fish in a water to make a fish tank before you could get fish no but that’s really smart I can’t believe I never came up with

That that’s adorable it’s smart to be fair I think one of the one of the few things that stuck around from very early Minecraft uh that’s still here today is people using signs on the side of stairs to make seats really I mean I’ll take all the books I

Suppose I was kind of hoping like you usually to get like enant books in there so fish not fish good point right we’ll get like two stacks of books then we’ll go home and then this will do me good I I might even get three stacks of books

Just to sa safe keeping to be honest in case we need to make um I don’t know more than one um enchantment table for whatever reason I I doubt we will but you know just for argument sake and then books won’t be a problem ever again which Remains Two problems for all the

Enchantments uh one of them being emeralds and the other one being levels which I’m kind of hoping both get SW out soon do you just [ __ ] off yeah but there is no need is there right okay then give me a panic then why don’t you portable enchantment table naturally of course of course

Indeed right I’m very surprised I’m actually really surprised only one chest that’s really disappointing mogs used ad permit ter blow him you want to see him explode Conor it’s a very inappropriate chat for twitch uh I’m actually going to keep going oh I found another Library okay

Maybe we have another chance to get get enchanted bgs uh I’m going to explore until I find the Portal cuz I want to mine up from the portal so we can get down there easier later when we need to are you [ __ ] kidding me it’s really really common to get

Enchanted books in the library I swear you the ones with the inappropriate Minds okay buddy are you [ __ ] kidding me I have so much paper and I have four ey eye armor trim usually when I look in these chests they have like a good two or maybe even three enchanted books I

Actually don’t believe this I’m not going to gift any more subs no that’s completely okay you don’t feel free to not gift any more stop uh Subs full stop don’t stress yes right well this is a Sur Circle I don’t have to be Pythagoras to fill figure that one out there you go

You’re getting two kittens tomorrow where’s where’s that come from no you didn’t tell me that oh nice less nice I don’t need either of these things at all oh nice oh very I thought it was a god Apple oh that was going to have to be screaming and your dad’s family

Are so is it your is it you or your dad’s family are you both getting it what’s going on I gets my will she’s getting them and leaving me to care for them immediately nice right it’s all dead ends dead ends you’re considering them mine well

Let’s just hope how about you get one and you leave one at home and then you’ll compare sizes in 3 months to see if they malnourish the kitten as well as the snail this is [ __ ] ass what a [ __ ] stronghold sorry very out of pocket what’s down here oh new stuff

Cool iron great Basil’s just a big boy we are making basil too fat no we’re not Basil’s so healthy basil isn’t even anywhere near the max size for an African land snail like genuinely nowhere near keep feeding him as much as he wants don’t bu him that’s what I’m I’m

Saying don’t body shame these are my words check the M okay oh my god oh they’re very cute oh my nice well I’m going to keep it real with you dudes I feel [ __ ] ass cuz I’m so tired I am so tired I think I would love

To do a sleep stream but I I I I I’m not going to lie I’ve got 5050 I I’ve got 56 followers now my followers aren’t coming up I think it’s bugged maybe I had 56 before and I’m just tripping there’s a good chance of that um I

Think I I don’t think Integrity matters all too much for a 24-hour live stream when I have 56 followers so I think I’m going to go to sleep at 4 and come back whenever I wake up which will hopefully be before 10: but if it’s not it’s not the end of the world

If you sleep you won’t say a word normal no oh a chest [ __ ] sake mate what is this Margaret Thatcher you tell the what I did it all that’s not it’s oh I’m here it’s on the end of the world I didn’t manage to pull it off you know

Ow well I don’t know civia rrio song no this is this is nothing what am I missing I think I’ve gone every way you’ll spam call me if I wake up before me that’s okay honestly I just need to sleep I I just haven’t slept

Um for a while now so I’m like oh I should probably go to sleep have I been here this the one I went to no and it’s just as ass is this a different no this is where the creeper came from right great try rapid blinking I think that’ll weirdly make me

Tireder there’s so many doors here there are so many doors here I’m sure there’s probably like some sort of Minecraft speedrun away to know which like like if you’re almost there cuz of the coridor or something were all the mobs that’s a great point to be fair you would have thought there’d be

More this isn’t this is just blocked off right jinxed and stink I’m having crazy Dayja Vu you waed them all too bad there you go [ __ ] I mean this is huge there are so many corridors I have haven’t gone down oh great okay oh no that’s not something all right what’s this

Way oh great cool all we about this way every here that’s nothing and I’ve been this way been that way got the temptation to EXO right now but I won’t for the sake of dignity no that’s the Margaret that actually won we’re back here I know we are you’ll get

Him I’ve been seeing a lot of I’ve been seeing a lot of that recently I don’t I don’t really know how to feel about that if I’m being very truthful I thought this just take on me for a second yeah my followers aren’t coming up for

Some reason because I’ve just got on my phone and I’ve got an email notification for one of them I’ll sort it out before I stream again how hard is it oh I haven’t been this way oh I haven’t been this way too oh there it is let’s work way too soon

Right how many eyes we got one’s all right okay let’s mine up no silverfish cool all right let’s mine up and then I will write down the coordinates one Conor it’s okay it’s okay that’s standard Minecraft luck I didn’t mean to make you so livid I’m so

Sorry I’ve made him cry that wasn’t me oh [ __ ] right I’m going to come back make the enchantment tables how have I managed to end up over here on the the camera I’ve only just looked at the camera and realized where I am it’s like coffee 3 is my

Gamertag I hope McDonald’s is open at half three in the morning and I hope just is still doing drivers on a Thursday night you should have brought Maggie te’s coal out from its hiding place and given it back to the miners that’s I said it was margarth actress

Dude you know she took it all and stashed it away for herself oh there’s too much gravel for my liking oh is this it oh that wasn’t too bad was coordinates oh that’s rough that’s really far away just for no reason right minus 1250 62 877 it is positive 827 all right let’s

Go home this way uh if justy isn’t open you can always try deliveroo true but I always feel like deliver is more expensive opinions on people who say EP I’ve got no problem with them feel like it came out left wing that’s I have to say about it

Really right I’m going to set alarm tomorrow for 10 um I think that’s fair cuz that’ll be probably about 5 and 1 half hours sleep which will be enough uh but if don’t be surprised if I sleep through my alarm cuz I’m exhausted I don’t think I even got like full eight

Hours last night we’ll see but I’ll be back sticking at your I can’t wait for that to come on I can’t wait for sticking out your gap for the risler to come on what does Gap mean you’ll hear the request don’t worry I’m not going for at least another 20

Minutes I got [ __ ] to do I I heard one definition of Gat and given some other convers on Reddit I’ve read through that’s not what Gap means it means ass booty I’ve seen it used to describe some one’s penis before that is kind of sus there we

Are yeah it’s a straight boy so it’s definitely factually accurate fair enough you can always trust someone that gets all their information from Instagram reals that’s for sure oh [ __ ] I’m just really she pinned it hey I say what I said no I like Instagram rules I like it more than Tik

Tok that’s more of a read on MAR wait have I got any bones oh oh my God right you’re not the one you oh you [ __ ] reek mate I know I I like Instagram reals YouTube shorts are a different breed I like YouTube shorts for the uh the podcast Clips because I’m

Not going to watch the whole [ __ ] podcast but when it’s a good bit it’s a good bit but like personally not a big fan Tik Tok can be really good but there’s something about Tik Tok along with most social media that doesn’t click for me I think I think there’s something I really

Like about having one social media to go to rather than swapping between a bunch of them and for me that’s just redit I don’t like that it’s Reddit but I I like the comfort that Reddit brings because it teaches me a bunch of interesting things and I’m really

Autistic so I quite like that and you can’t really find that on like Tik Tok and Instagram reals and YouTube shorts because that is all based on an algorithm trying to figure out what you like but for Reddit I go right I know what I like like and then I join

That that that that brings me Comfort I’m not really with the whole Reddit hive mind I think I was um 5 years ago in 2018 when it was Keanu chungus PewDiePie all that [ __ ] um not So Much Anymore and I’ll admit to that you know

I was 15 I’ve grown up I’ve grown up a lot since then but yeah this snow biome is actually huge it’s I actually don’t believe how big it is that’s my girls I love her well she’s coming on soon never use Reddit fair enough I don’t think reddit’s for everyone I I

Genuinely think the Comfort I find in Reddit is you know it’s funny there are sub reddits that are funny and they make references to Tik Tok and uh Instagram you know the like the viral jokes on there so I can most of the time I can figure out what’s going on and

Also most of the jokes like are funny in that they stand on their own um like if you read it in context of someone making a reference to it in terms of another joke the joke still stands and it’s funny so I can happily reference that joke uh in the same way

One would if they actually heard the original joke on Instagram or Tik Tok um but then along with that I’ve just subscribed to so many informative subreddits and I I don’t know there’s something about that I just love so much I just go scroll through my phone and then something just randomly interesting

Comes up and I go oh wow interesting right how are we doing right the chunks haven’t been loaded off for give you nap time am I the [ __ ] male 52 I I male 52 hate my girlfriend F20 what is this boogie 2988 not the [ __ ] play stupid games

Win stupid prizes that’s my favorite red every it’s so [ __ ] awful it’s so funny uh let’s us get some wood let the me what the [ __ ] happened to my voice there let the meat cake it’s my post are you the male 52 or the F20

20 to be fair that’s going if I have like five of those five six of those stacked up like on top of one each other that’ll be pardon me sorry like two stacks a day which is like 20 emeralds that’s all right if I managed to cure a zombie

Villager which I do have a golden apple for now and I have blaz rods I don’t have Nether Warts though but we’ll figure that out um then all of a sudden it’s it’s one it’s a it’s a pumpkin for an emerald which would be very good why did you kid

Kill that in know spider right we need to stop with this um arachnophilia he didn’t even vent I got bad news you know you know really sucks I’m not going to I’m not going to um turn away from my plans that I’ve already set in terms of getting McDonald’s and going

To sleep and then wake up and continuing streaming but I’ve gone past the wall now I’m not tired anymore Connor wants the spider Gat right then oh [ __ ] I did say it comes in walls but I’m going to go to sleep anyway cuz I’d rather wake up tomorrow morning than

Have like a 12-hour stream where I’m not exhausted the whole time stop saying Gat like that like what gat STI oh sticky you care the rler does see how long this song is I guess we’ll never know it sounds like the same people that did Sweater Weather that’s not how you were saying

It I don’t know what you’re talking about then Gap sticking out your gap for the r i can’t leave him live right now saying this [ __ ] I’m spouting poo gyat what are you talking about I didn’t say that Probably this sounds like a sweater with a song is it was it the is it the neighborhood someone I don’t give know all right no need to cancel me all right okay let’s let’s take a deep breath all right there’s no need for this I think I’ve made way too many

Bookcases I’ve made the perfect amount of bookcases oh it’s in here isn’t it I’m almost tempted to enchant my diamond sword again but I’m level 15 so what the [ __ ] am I going to do how’s this just come on is my is my Q [ __ ] I figured it out you’re so

Cute what was I doing I’m looking for this is is it coming from my Spotify it’s coming from my Spotify how did that how did that even happen what is this you you you put this on just AI oh was that it right that’s the end of the queue funny oh I’ve just realized this song came up as in 1 in 328 on shuffle on the party playlist her voice is sick as well she has got very lovely voice right I am making nothing I don’t know what I’m

Doing what am I here for again oh [ __ ] me this is why I need to sleep oh I need um I want pumpkins and emeralds and where are my Pumpkins I’m trading I remembered I also may need another axe I’m more going to eat my Bunger oh no it actually says burger

Right right call me crazy should I leave Minecraft open while I go to sleep in the farm area to just Farm emeralds that’s a good idea right going to hate my Bunger Bund hey calm it now I think that’s probably a good idea but I’m on Hardcore so I will die of

Hunger so it is a bad idea that’s why that’s why my brain’s huge thank God I didn’t do that cuz I remember now in my old hardcore worlds I used to sit in front of my XP farm and then leave it on but then I went I can’t

Do that cuz I will die of hunger however if you get a beacon and set the beacon up um you can get away with it because the beacon heals you faster then you lose Health from Hunger so you’re actually fine I did not give you my bundo you’re

Gat will you die of bunder I don’t know who that is is that how beacons work uh beacons can do lots of things specifically they can give you uh speed as in like make you run faster they can also help you mine faster which is why people make

Beacons when mining out like a big area because it actually saves time to make the beacon and then do that they can also give you jump boost and then also regeneration you’re slowly becoming gen Alpha nice wig I wish this was a wig it looks awful right now

Um you know what’s crazy to me the oldest gen Alphas are 13 right now they’re actually quite old it’s a really nice wig it’s a nice wig what’s it made out of hair hair and glue is that a surprise you like my wig thank you do I have like followers off or

Something I don’t know I don’t know why they’re not coming up and that makes me feel bad but oh well okay God if someone just like fell on the floor and needed CPR right now I would be ready context of odw Watchers I’m listening to Staying Alive by the P’s um

Would I describe you as a pig and a wig absolutely not give your followers a free wig I don’t have free wigs to give away that’s Rachel I know that’s Rachel I guess that’s kind of like the big thing that clicked in my head when I heard that

It’s like when oh I actually know someone 13 so they are like actually gen Alpha and I could fill on have uh I could F on have a conversation with them Morgan is a pig and a wig I saw her without the wig I’ve got no comments on that I don’t

Think I’m allowed to talk about that oh I’m going the wrong way this is also the wrong way I’m just stupid I know someone’s 13 this is like that scene from the office where he’s like yeah I know loads of 5year olds that’s how you know I’m a white man

Cuz I referenced the office the only other good trade here is the arrow one which is something I will really start taking up on because that is really good oh okay that’s not bad what about you you’re weak how I’ve got 23 right I’m going to I’m actually going

To reinart my axe on level 17 I want to see how far it goes you can bu me to comment um yes okay it’s my friends well sorry it’s my it’s yeah it’s my friend’s sister there you go that’s him office that’s him office the man who references the office actual dark

Ending uh what am I here for I’m um I’m I’m looking for oh [ __ ] it’s Unbreaking I want well I’m just going to get mending first I won’t I won’t need Unbreaking for a while hello what is this oh they got a books on me I’m just

Bugging Rachel is his child Connor had a kid at seven this is this is this is horrifically inappropriate richel is my grandmother doesn’t that sound like a discount teenage mut ninja toe relle where’s a wig anyway this is Unbreaking mending please two will do me nicely thank you

I I feel like we’re being violently cruel to this poor boy no you’re fine I’m just a bit sleepy I do have glow stone now for this to be fair I could make this nice uh I want to enchant these two okay I’m actually [ __ ] like incapacitated I’m actually dying this

Is my brain’s actually f [ __ ] gone he likes it shut up I I hate this that’s three so presumably this will be around about three as well this is the same thing this is also three okay I’m going to make a new Axe and then enchant that first so I don’t need

To level 15 enchant so that’s Stupid I’m I’m shocked that I said that yeah that was a bit too far I forgot my lapis thank you oh an efficiency fire for this bad boy so much right what you got for me that is so [ __ ] weak that’s pathetic I could do it again to be fair

Connie uses lip gloss as chapstick because he doesn’t understand it I don’t understand either of those things either so don’t stress that much if I put these together does it make efficiency three no well I’m not doing it then uh I’ve got another level 15 enchant what’s not going to give that efficiency

Five is it but it might make the diamond sword better n not worth it I can’t bothered there you go so these will stop breaking now as well where does that leave me this sounds like the game on jackb just like monster sinking monster knif War Put the zombie pig and the shovel

Together what’s the beeping is the off fridge Connor it’s not my stream oh it might be the music actually in the air I like monster seeking monster it was funny right we have got something a beginning right I’ve got an idea I didn’t like it I didn’t think he did but that’s

Okay if I set up I’ve got an idea but I think it’s too risky I think if I set up an auto clicker to to hold down right click every 20 seconds and then stay AFK I is that that’s risky right okay Fair Point yeah had L skin in the game oh was

Just just very tired by that point probably knowing me that’s a bad idea right I could wake up especially because it’s going to be like eight hours too I don’t know if I can do It no I won’t do it I won’t do it it’s okay