Insane MINECRAFT FINAL PARADOX EP02: First Death!

Welcome back to another episode of PA getting injured by oh these guys yeah dude they’re I don’t like them did you hit shiny fish oh there’s a spawner here he there’s a couple chests down here guys oh yeah yep oh it’s spawning from within that pilot what the heck is this

What the heck is that oh pause I’m sorry oh boy no you’re not meant to do that wait can we what is what is that thing I don’t know I’m going to go ahead and put a torch here cuz I’m pretty sure that’s where it was coming I see a spider

Spawner on this side too I’ll get it I’ll light it h we got booties who needs booties there’s plenty of food here too okay let’s see I I need boots I don’t have anything there we go I’m fully equipped now who needs a cap Etho here I have an

Extra cap thank you PA needs a chest piece need I’ll take some of that food I need a pickaxe same BR I think everybody needs a pickaxe they got a wouldn’t there’s a oh there’s blocks here and there’s more food and swords what kind of blocks sharpness one Unbreaking that’s not bad Jesus

Mercy I’ll take the steaks if nobody else takes them then we can make stuff yeah I feel like I’m not overwhelmed with tons of stuff though right away which is which is good a lot of times you start these maps and it’s like get this get that inventory is full in two

Seconds p is still getting jumped over there why don’t you just keep walking pause we’re going down I’ll give you that I’m I’m going to give you this Le there’s a there’s a torch light under that they all have it for some reason yeah uh look at look in this chest

PA oh my God thank you what’s that what take ARS arrows nice bow boy isn’t that a oh boy I’m more than just a b boy okay hey I see okay there’s a dangerous looking mob here oh yeah we got the armor they’re faster than they look they have no

Knockback it’s called an icy Warrior I’m going to go down and light it icy Warrior all right okay oh look at the look at the ribs that is cool Undead creepers creeper spawners okay what’s in the chest anybody need pants I think I’m fully maxed now okay I’ll grab some pants

Then thank whoa boy there’s a lot of BS remember your bones boys I love that sound oh another one coming all right so there’s probably a spawner in here there was one last time and they’re not really holding back much other than wait is this Cobble minable oh there’s actual skeletons

No ready like ones with bows where ones with bows further down yeah okay we got to have some food I need oh yeah that skeleton is is not a good person Reapers watch out oh god oh Snappers okay things are looking uh difficult did you see these ribs here I don’t want to

Go through it I’m spooked I’m going through it don’t go through it oh they attacked you you got to watch out for those ribs they attack you oh you attacked me no I’m low on health man I was trying to punch the ribs and you walk through I was doing

Okay uh there’s a creeper behind us okay boy I am not healing whatsoever I’m going to see if this guy can actually explode oh two hearts two hearts two hearts all right I I got to eat the big boy food okay I’m going that that dog thing is chasing you

Yeah I’m I’m trying to get it nice there’s a chest out here boys there’s a structure down a little bit further too like a like a building which looks interesting ooh a simple bow power one oh nice get it you’re the Bowman yes sir yes sir oh I see you you dirty

Spawner okay there’s a spawner here ouch I lit it nice I don’t like my secet oh there’s that SP here guys I found a secret okay what’s the secret you guys got to come down to where I am there’s water where you at oh no oh almost first death

Almost first death where you at PA I have no idea I’m coming up I’m coming up okay cuz the way Etho and I were going is not good oh you’re on this side this way Etho is it a behind the waterfall secret more last here oh I

See oh look at all the food yes FKS good job paw you’re unofficial Farm Boy as well as bow boy nice I have used finally so if you just Crouch here wait where are you oh oh turn around be secret Secrets secret secrets are no fun secret Secrets tell no one what your

Did you guys go we’re too secretive oh what is that fresh tentacle oh that is an interesting equip guys I would like to see what you’re doing uh by the waterfall uhhuh there’s like four or five of them but I I see you now I only told you to come over here 10

Times I was busy getting um fish for us oh this is nice what’s the ice for though is it just secret item slippery as a tentacle weak as a tentacle when hand minus 70 Max health I don’t want that all right I’ll take it then you

Don’t want it I don’t know the only time I could ever think about using it is like cuz I’m ranged right that’s true if you want it it’s not like something you hold on you it’s like if you need to catch up with somebody yeah yeah just

Have to put in your off hand yeah oh boy all right yeah yeah don’t don’t use it normally yeah just walks around kill all these fish I’m using it now how does it work how does it feel feels great to be weak ow okay I got some fish

Here nice which way are we going now are we going to continue going down the waterfall are going down the way that I’d say let’s follow the land here yeah careful on the left spider I found like two or three spawners in one spot I bet you there’s something

There okay keep lighting up I guess oh there’s a spawner there and I ran out of torches okay no that’s oh boy that was bad oh blew up right behind oh that’s a trap the creepers oh that was creepers not TNT that was creepers there’s a hardened leather

Tunic here and a worn out pickaxe take take everything we’ll do and then we’ll divy it up later oh my goodness okay yeah yeah there’s a lot of Loot on this map it’s in my inventory it’s mine now sucker I got to make some torches I’m

Out yeah same we got to go back up and mine Some Coal guys pause ow ow ow ow ow ow we got to make a pick like we got to start breaking some of these spawns oh you actually got to you got to fight these little guys after they get knocked off

Sometimes boy I’m taking a lot of damage I think there’s a lot of stuff inside this building oh I don’t think it is a building I think it’s just a wall right uh there were some spawners where was that continue to light stuff there’s a farmer attacking you I’m going to

Die okay let’s keep lighting oh invisible guy invisible guy don’t call pause that I see him thank you dude at least someone sees me still no Cobble or anything can we make pick out of diorite ow oh pause the first casualty well I guess

I’m off the map I’ll see you guys uh in the next series or whatever we do playing hardcore here you know how it exactly oh beef you know I might need your help a little bit oh okay uh go to the front of this wall so I can meet you

There oh you have a gravestone pause oh so does like all his stuff get saved there yeah it says you can recover your items if you uh click it oh these freaking bushes okay kill the little guy okay there’s like some big Skelly guy around to okay a big

Skelly guy or the guy wearing gold armor the gold armor one with the ax he’s not that big well we’re not all tanks like you beef some of us are crummy classes what are you talking about you’re a warrior class or a fighter class whatever but I

Take a lot of damage all right here’s the guy for these guys they have zero knockback so uh an Archer which should be Convenient so where did you respawn PA was it right at the beginning yeah okay you going to find your way back okay too far yeah easier oh it say where my where’s my grave close it says pick up the flower on the tombstone to recover your items nice what the heck that’s awesome

That’s awesome I can’t believe this all vanilla yeah that’s that’s blowing my mind okay should we that’s really nice too cuz in these Maps like you waste so much time covering stuff should we keep moving forward uh oh looks like there’s a path I think we

Do these mobs are just coming out of nowhere I know there’s a lot of them there we go that was um intentional you know we can grow food there’s seeds everywhere freaking Grow you dude don’t grow me why not dude I just keep getting surrounded we’re doing something wrong I think I

Think we got to break the spawners or something well we can break the spawners but it’ll take a while cuz we have oh Jesus mer of all Mighty tiny little zombies like where do these wolves keep coming from cuz they just keep reappearing I don’t know I’ve just been

Lighting a lot of stuff up and now I need to make ouch I totally ouch again got him okay I got to make some more torches you guys have uh coal oh you got to be kidding me coal anybody got coal no we’re okay

Wait yes I have 43 you do have 43 coal yeah nice some of the chests have torches in so we might just need to keep going okay there’s the the wolf guy again chasing you there’s a polar bear a polar bear oh I got poison oh gosh I’m really

Low on health really low on health oh no oh no it’s a it’s a witch that poisoned you use your range paw I got it right I’m dumb oh those arrows D okay is the polar bear aggro or no food here it is it certainly is there’s

Arrows hey you guys are so mean they’re endangered you know take that cap I’ll take everything in here and then we can deat up later when we calm down down pause we’re endangered Etho this cap is better than the one you have on thank you I never thought i’ be like

That oh my goodness this is a little bit whelming in the over sense or the under sense the over sense a uh spawner here oh hi okay took out oh no oh you got to be kidding me whoa that’s not good creeper blew up and made all of that Cobble or

Stone oh my goodness yeah let’s just does this go down this go down over here okay let’s go let’s go where where should we go away from the silverfish I say yeah it’s a good idea oh oh jeez there’s something up there a chest up there there’s a chest up

There did you get it St sword and stone pickaxe take all the oh awesome do you want to start being do you want to be the the the guy the spawner guy spawner guy sure I’ll take if you got the stone pickaxe it’ll probably go a little quicker with

You oh look it’s one of the old bats they updated the bats or they’re going to right Etho they haven’t updated it yet I missed that I haven’t looked at that yet okay cuz they got like new bat models yeah I saw something about it you’re an old

B what you heard me oh he took that one first why because of bat oh no pause you got to take that back I don’t understand dude you’re a cool cat not cool you can’t talk about our M like that my bad uh there’s a spooky skeleton yeah he’s an icy Warrior

He does not have any knockback so be careful with them oh W skull heads here too yeah yeah what’s in this chest a mace repels enemies and deal four HP damage yeah take like pop mace nice well don’t leave your sword uh I have so much stuff in my

Inventory oh we got coal there’s coal here remember the time I was complaining about or not complaining I was saying oh yeah it’s good that we don’t get all kinds of stuff right away now we got all kinds of stuff right away whoa I heard that yeah should read what this does

Swing sideways a hammer that repels enemies and Deals 4 HP damage oh let’s see it oh wow interesting that’s awesome so when you’re surrounded you could just like yeah nice okay let’s mine some of this coal well this is this is actually better for you mad e Smash I’m going to

Give it to you beef cuz you’re like the defense guy that’s like if you’re if you’re swarm kind of got it got it I will use that wisely but you guys better not be anywhere near me when I use it oh Snappers there’s a bunch of creepers

Here oh not anymore okay I see a spawner over to the right here pause you got it yes sir bam okay are we mining coal or we just moving forward uh we probably need coal I’m all out of coal okay let’s get some P has a

Bunch but we’re going to run out quickly guess whose coal that is mine okay know right this guy he really somebody urinated in your breakfast this morning I think that’s the old he hey hey I’m just a prepper okay it’s all mine now got to prepare for the worst

He’s like one of those doomsday survivors you know he builds his shelter and he’s like nobody’s allowed in except for me check out my shelf stable Chef boy Rd good till 2052 exactly okay there’s an icy combatant over here pause arrows what you just walked right by

It what was that oh you have discovered a new enemy modifier bony put the mouse over the text to see more details enemies occasionally throw bones towards a player they cannot be blocked with a shield oh cool that’s really cool so now the the general monsters are going to

Have that ability all of them some of them I think yes sir yes sir oh I just found a stigan remnant what’ you call me that’s something we were supposed to be looking for right I think so I found it it’s it’s here in my inventory we know what that means

Boss no it’s mine uh I don’t think I need any of these snowballs thanks for picking up my garbage Etho really appreciate it okay what is The Stig REM a tortured form of magic it can be used as a catalyst when you forge items in atac’s Forge okay so it’s a forge item

Fine what am I playing Vault Hunters I keep this and sugar yeah maybe for potions oh we’re just leaving coal behind is that what we’re doing now no no no no we’re not we’re going to mine that coal must be nice to have this many torches we’re going to mine that coal

But the next area looks so cool got to got to admit we’re back mining cool because we’re in the snow area actually no get it can you explain that to me like in five please so cool is a term people often use associated with cold Paws and we’re in a cold biome

So it’s like you could say it’s cool here but it’s also like the old hip thing people used to say before cracked and and all that kind of stuff they say now oh don’t pay attention to him PA he has no idea what he’s talking about now

I’m confused okay I don’t know what I’m talking about with the crack thing but like I I know cool it’s from my generation this looks awesome oh yeah awesome but dangerous in uh there’s a frost bear what is that little icon next to his name means he’s friendly that might be

The modifier it is a modifier smashing oh we unlock smashing every couple seconds they Channel a seismic wave that’s what we just saw okay forward that deals damage and slows you down so it’s like a stun okay bro how is this vanilla I know it’s crazy it’s crazy

Oh I got the I saw a spawner I think here yep as be would say it’s very wellmy very Welling there some booties in here good stuff a book I’m going to let beef read this okay where is it okay I got it I got it guys I’ll read the book

Okay let me go ahead and eat some food first before The Long Winter the water from the holy Cascade irrigated the crops and purified our souls but one day the sun was hidden behind black clouds and the ice devoured our village now we’re homeless errands what’s an errant I don’t know but they’re

Homeless a I’ll take that I’ll keep that I’ll I’m getting I’m getting WellMed with the items in my inventory I know there’s so much we don’t have like a home base yet boy I wish I had some TNT right now for this pile of coal the ow oh my God the Nord

Chief oh for a second I thought said chef and I’m like he’s going to cook us something good God every single time I shot he’ shoot him and he’d go backwards and my arrows would miss this still slabs oh this is Cobble this is Cobble oh for real

Yeah oh wow these guys get Hard oh this is good this is going to make life a lot easier for everybody be careful some of them are uh silverfish silver fishes okay I’ll get as much as I can uh there’s some blades here if anyone needs blades what is what do you

Mean blades a sword did you did you hit two with one shot pause I don’t think so I thought you hit one I think I missed them this is all Cobble guys like all of it you’re right yeah I I would love a pick well I mean I’ll I’ll

Try like a a stone pick oh my goodness bers can’t be choosers sir uh it says efficiency five pick boy here there’s a a training sword here which is sharpness two looting one and Unbreaking okay that’s pretty good they’re all turning into these guys now which is not good

Whoever did that that needs to not do that Etho here should I stop doing that I just sent you the pick oh oh I fell in a hole and there’s silverfish oh no I’m in the water I have a feeling the way this map works is that uh after every level we

Lose our gear oh no don’t say that I’m kind of expecting that golden helmets I don’t think I want a golden helmet yes you do more Stone here I think I just saw something spawn right there there’s a lot of These Guys these guys hit really

Hard the Nords got the spawner okay yes they do oh okay nobody’s watching my back what do you mean I just shot one and killed one these little call out though I was expecting a call out if someone was nearby okay hold on let me try to get these silverfish out of

Here oh you know what if they fall in the why is there a stone oh that’s a wooden pick if they fall in the water they can’t really get out I’m go up these stairs Sil fish dude do they can they get out maybe they can

I don’t know oh ouch oh now I’m in the water you about getting out I can’t get out get out good luck stop being alive okay dude that’s so messed up for you to say but they’re silverfish they’re making me angry you think there’s anything with

This Tower it feels like there could be something up there it looks like there’s probably something at the top there or that’s yeah there’s got to be something did you guys check this chest over here on the side I don’t know the Boreal Edge what is it I don’t know what to

Find out it’s a the first attack on each enemy freezes it dealing slight damage and also slowing it for a while and granting you haste three I’m taking it so that you don’t take it just see for one second uh yeah it’s a rare item it’s just an axe a wooden

Axe are we going up we going up I guess so the silverfish is still kind of following us which oh they’re they’re spawning up here oh you know what else is spawning up here no I’m falling the end of the episode thank you all for watching and remember Etho believes that

Spiders grow on trees wait do they they kind of do all right thanks for watching see you next time bye-bye oh jeez oh I’m getting out of here