Insane Minecraft FNAF Roleplay – Bonk A Bonnet!

Hey I’ve been waiting for a half an hour where’s my order what I’ve been waiting for a half an hour where’s my order your order well if you would wait it’s almost done what number are you I number one the only one here I see your

Number it’s on the phone I need some I can’t see it from over here I am not giving you my phone I already know what’s going to happen oh I lost say sorry got shredded oh you know what happened got crushed by a rock sir there

Are no rocks or shredders here I Pro what’s that noise sir why why you giggling like a little child that wasn’t me was that you why would it be me I was staring at you this where’s that coming from Sir is that your ringtone oh hello there

Fox your guys suck your guys suck suck I’m going to cat you losers can you please control that oh dear foxy this your fault how was that my fault I did nothing I watched it Happ you could stopped it you could have been the big boss the big man but no you just

Stood there and stared hey uh by the way you can hear me very loud and clear right now before you had trouble what happened oh it’s coming through the door wall now the door hole see Yoo Bonnie you are the worst at running a business I’m just going to say that

Right now like she literally came in and destroyed things and she made it more lively in here what I’m going for the Dead theme you know what yeah they’re dead fish but it doesn’t mean you have to go for that whole theme of everything being dead we

Lacked a sink here I’ll give you a sink there you go what was that something exped I just gave you a free sink wait hold on something’s happening hello foxy I need you to come here up here right now to the security room okay hey Bonnie I have to leave now

Uh good luck hey don’t forget to pay for your food I don’t have my food wow typical never going to eat ah I got a feeling I know this is going to be about where’s those explosion noises coming from bu it hear you where she is I don’t know

Whatever where is she Vanessa I’m here so long there you are what took you so long well I had to walk upstairs I was downstairs this I could have went up this the ladder to the tattoo shop yeah you could have wait what is that don’t worry about it what what’s wrong

That Bonnet puppet hand puppet thingy annoying creature Gremlin is causing so much Mayhem right now oh are you serious I see you’re on the cameras so you need to put a stop to this here take this I give you two just in case one of

Them breaks oh okay so you got to you got a stop her just maybe like Bonker on the head or something get her to stop okay I got this why you sound happy about that you just gave permission to beat up her and I love this you don’t

Understand I’ve been waiting for this day for a while all right have fun oh wait she can’t know I have these I to put this one away a man I can’t do weld them now oh well wonder if she’s even going to try to come waa were you listening to me

Monologue that whole time you talk to yourself a lot yes I do I get lonely sometimes we multiple players she be hiding right now does she know do you know okay she’s not answering me either that means she’s listening in or she oh there you are are they not going to down

Hey don’t go to the plant store wild oh gosh L bit you’re not little bit foxy I think I’m starting to see things again do you see a little pig Rabbit Run in here and run off yeah how’ you know because uh Bonnet ran in here who bonnet

It oh no it’s going to steal what little plants I have left we have to keep an eye on it I don’t find it Bon is the one stealing the plants Bonny are you robbing this place oh no that’s not me wait but if it’s not you then a ho is it

I I I don’t know if if she’s going to tell us or I’ll tell you you liar I just saw it it took both of these my P oh I’ll find you don’t worry I’ll tear this place apart I heard it I heard it whoa watch out I punched the hole out of

Anger where is she it’s in the back room quick get back there no she’s not back here oh oh wait what the it was you Lefty wait she’s right here you’re breaking everything get out of my store where is she wait what that was that are you sure it wasn’t Lefty wait hold

On Lefty did you just give us give her away there’s nothing up there Lefty wait no there is there’s a hole we got to put Lefty down no why why would we do that oh there she is a not going to Turnal I’m going to get you get over here I’m

Putting a bounty on that squirrel capture it for two sponges no we need to get her in here I need a Bonker on the head to get her out of here she’s going to keep balding otherwise Bonker on the head yeah yeah yeah I have a hammer you need to get her

Back in here act like I ran off oh yeah foxy you go run off in get Bonnet I’ll stand here by my lonesome and and cry oh Boo why are you going so realistic with this hey why is there another pink thing breaking everything oh there it is get over here lock the door son of what was that noise huh frdy don’t worry the criminals can’t get out foxy well Freddy I got rid of her she

Ran we did it we saved the day here’s some weird noises I smack her over the head though oh well I mean you hit her in the head with a giant hammer I mean you know maybe you broke her for good maybe yeah well I mean good riddens I don’t

Like that thing it’s a little Menace yeah but she’s still here somewhere I need actually knock her out she’s up somewhere else it’s not my problem the plants door is closed either way I’m walking by you guys you’re not going to stop me anymore you can’t walk by well you deal

With this maybe there’s something at the salon I to come here to get a haircut right not seeing anything over here here oh hey Roxy I would ask you if bonnet’s been in here today caus you new problems but I’m not sure if you’ve been

Here at all today are you here for a haircut appointment no I’m here to stop a very crazy bunny from causing you problems oh I’m just going to walk hey there I’m here to get my uh ears trimed yeah sure thing come take a seat we go wait hold on AR aren’t you

Supposed to be causing problem in Mayhem right now Foxy look sometimes girls need to get a trim okay we need to look good for our yeah okay exactly okay so only a little off the Tope okay is this actually happening right now oh here you go there we go M I

Like that y good and I’ll do a little bit of shaping right here oh yes yes yes I like a lot is this actually happening are you actually giving her a haircut shut up I’m trying to get a haircut here you loser no this side oh yeah that’s

Great I like this oh yeah all right I did some layers for you so more you enjoy yeah well you know what I say about this get over here get over here you stupid buddy suck you w startop m oh she ran down there hey Roxy you

Good no I’m not yeah I tried to warn you about her yeah uh I’m going to go and catch her now I am sorry about this I did try to warn you just going to give you a heads up on that one bought it what was that noise what is that

Noise where is that happening hello oh hey Dead bear n squirrel did you hear that weird noise oh we talk about you no not me I’m not the oh that noise sounds like an explosion Bonnet who’s Bonn right there Bonnet I saw you go behind there

There’s no way out of that room there’s no way out of that room those got how did I miss how did I miss a pink why there a pink rat in here that’s Bonnet you know who Bonnet is jeez why people forget her cuz she’s not around worse than don’t never forget me

Losers oh now you have a flame who gave to steal put fire here this is very flamable location we’re not going to start move you suck you suck you suck you suck trop’s in here with me now oh crap oh crap let’s talk about this

Sucker hey what are you doing I’m out of here foxy you’re bur I know I’m burning jeez fxy see this is even more reason why I’ve got to go to the Future the past is riddled with danger I’m breaking everything really hopefully they can break everything they want just not the time machine

Oh oh wa hey wa where is it coming from oh she’s up there coming from the ceiling Fox I’m going to call an exterminator oh just wor I’ll breaking everything hey but it’s chill stop breaking stuff all you think I’m going to stop well guess what I’m not I’m to C

Problem I will call your mother ow ah don’t get back up get over here foxy this is your fault I was put up a very big beating with the squirrels but now I’ve got to mess around doing this wait what do you mean I a big mean with the

Squirrels hey look behind you look behind oh crap yeah take that you stupid rat get out of here Apple why did she do it like that oh no even more they went to the she’s she’s she’s over what you mean she went to the toy

Store she went to the toy store what do you mean she went to the toy store she went she she looks like a toy don’t know how to say it oh she living in the toy store Allah ELO huh you understand that no I didn’t understand I wasn’t even paying

Attention to you you don’t even do you even speak English what I I you know I’m just going to go now maybe you hit yourself with a hammer too hard no I’m going to go smack I’m going to go smack Bonnet in the toy store oh Bonnet where did you

Go there you are wait P Panda Bonet ran in here did you see her oh also why is that zebra pooping I don’t know I think fun time FR did that Bonnie I see you look That’s boned that’s not a toy Bonn why you acting up like this hey don’t it my kid block off that door I’m trying to trap her in here they not going to have anything oh you don’t have anything get back no you’re not getting out of this room I’m just going

To break stuff then got stumble wait what’s that you have I’m just going to destroy R why are you acting out well maybe if I had my own room that’s wouldn’t be a problem are are you being serious right now yeah everyone house has a room why don’t I have one yeah

You’re being a big be word well you know what you’re being a b shut up loser loser how do you like that hey guys chill come on come on let’s talk about this ony stop it ow toy sucks chill F okay look I don’t no you’re tiny can you

Just like live in a box or something know how I it kill it kill it shut up look I deserve a room as much as you guys do I live here just like you I should have to live in the fence with a stupid gator

Who’s going to try to eat me by the way I am very very scared of that gat you move away how about you mind your own business you little tiny loser oh no my metal pip what never mind I called it you know what you had a chance to be

His hand puppet but you decide not to do it did you see that hand how disgusting it is I don’t want that well Bonnie you had a choice is that Bonnet my new hand puppet oh crap worry I’m coming you know what I don’t need a room right now I

Really don’t I you know what I we can do a rain check on this I’m out of here bye guys see you later hey goodby you want to Zach she ran off say or ity something about that’s all I heard wait is she friends with Monty no I think she’s want

She was going to sacrifice herself to Monty just to get away from Freddy oh yeah I’m going to go ahead to the food court now because Li has to deal with this anymore no befriending her you hear me I want food really you going to come with me to

The food court can I have a um a Wendy’s biggie bag deal of a a double cheeseburger with fries four piece chicken nuggets and a Sprite and a side of uh bacon it fries and then how much D going to come to thanks Dad we don’t have a Wendy’s here

Anymore the higher ups disappeared or changed I’m not sure why don’t we just use the Freddy hand puppet excuse every single time she comes out and causes problems it’s going to work that would totally work well back here again today don’t see anything nothing good here slices perk up donuts oh hey

Chica hey welcome to the aood stand home of the best ooodles in the city how may I help you today you missed the craziest thing okay Bonnie it was going crazy are you going to order something cuz I have a line um yeah so I would like one large

Noodles please and I put that on Fox’s T would you like that to be normal spicy or extra spicy please okay there we go okay this hello foxy how’s your T girl it was going good I thought you left okay okay yeah thank you thank you I’m going to go give this

Some moning now bye guys wait what don’t do that don’t no no no don’t go give that to Monty no Monty’s gonna get the spicy FS now and his the vents are connected come on well it looks like I’m going to be living in the mall from now on until

Stay here jeez hey um were you going to get anything yeah I was going to get mild oh would you look at that we just ran out are you serious well uh time to close up shop have a great day foxy why does no ever have what I want come on