Insane Minecraft LAVA TSUNAMI BATTLE ft. Mikey & JJ

The terrible lava tsunami is coming run for your lives or just save yourselves it’s devouring every village in its path take care and we’ll keep you updated uh-oh no it looks like we’re in trouble yeah we’re in big trouble I understand that the lava tsunami is already approaching our village oh

Really oh no not again what do we do Now ah I don’t know just pack up and run away or maybe we can reinforce our house so the lava can’t burn through it and destroy it eh I honestly don’t know I wish we had some kind of Bunker we’ve got a stash of money right here hey shh

You don’t have to say that out loud we don’t want any more trouble from the villagers I can help you hey who the hell are you you look like a Salesman I am for a small fee I can offer you a proprietary design to help you with the

Tsunami mhm can you trust him he’s not a swindler I am that’s your right villagers don’t want to buy from me because they think I’m a swindler all right man I think we can take this chance especially since we got money here but I’m warning you even if

You try to cheat US I’ll find you and I’ll get you that’s funny because I’m not human and I don’t even live here but okay here’s what we’re going to do to you you are going to follow me and I’m going to show you your new presents you’re making me suspicious you

Don’t seem right to me anyway your new gifts are right here he’s watching zombies and an Enderman you’re lying to us because it won’t protect us from the tsunami not true use this potion and then you’ll see for yourself good luck hey man stop what we need to do I still don’t get

It whoa whoa wow that salesman flew a dragon oh my God he’s so right it’s definitely not human it’s some kind of entity oh my god what have we messed with oh okay the most important thing is that we’ve gained something for ourselves but how will mutants help us survive the

Tsunami uh I don’t even know but I feel like we’ve been cheated but I would totally want an Enderman cuz he’s so cool and Powerful hey I’m actually standing here and I want one too I don’t want to fight zombies uh then how do we

Settle our dispute oh I got it uh-uh I don’t have a coin but I do have a rock and paper and scissors well here we go let’s play this game how put whatever you want in the chest and I’ll put it in on the count of three okay Mikey I got

It 1 2 3 it looks like a draw well let’s do it again I’m ready Mikey I’m ready what’s it look like again it’s a draw again oh my God Mikey let’s try it again come on let’s Go I win no I don’t agree with that JJ accept defeat and take the zombie and the Enderman belongs to me now I don’t agree with that I don’t want to walk with the zombies the Enderman belongs to me now oh that’s so unfair why are you

Being so mean to me yes you won but who’s stopping me from taking over your Enderman and owning him now it’s my Enderman now uh no way hey what do you want from me stop doing that oh my god oh no ah JJ help me Jesus

Put me in my place now he made too much noise come with me I’ll help you with your problem wow I didn’t expect to see a talking under me so what can you do for me friend so listen to me carefully your task is to create a huge Square in the

Shape of my head from these blocks okay I got you it doesn’t matter how tall it is it doesn’t matter how big or small it is just create a square I got it I’ll create a square like the entrance to the bunker then what happens magic I’ll turn

Into a bunker and you can survive in it what you’ll turn into a bunker are you ser serous that’s why I was created by The Alchemist so don’t even argue with it and do as you’re told all right still if that’s the way you see it I gave all

My money to that Merchant for all this and the zombie is he exactly the same so good luck buddy oh my god oh no I can’t believe this happened and now you’re my bunker my bunker wow that’s some pretty amazing magic I can’t even believe what’s happening right now there you go now

It’s my new bunker from my old friend Enderman what’s so interesting about it for starters the bunker itself is shaped like an Enderman head I don’t know why it was designed that way but perhaps to intimidate inside the head we have The Descent Into the Bunker itself namely to

The lower floors the lower floors have different rooms I’ll put it this way this bunker looks like a villa for one person I’ve also got entertainment rooms oh my God there’s so much things in here to be honest TV I’ll watch the talking box if I get bored in the

Bunker and then there’s the kitchen I’ve got to cook so this is my bunker and it’s super cool oh no the wave is here well it’s not a wave it’s a tsunami although the tsunami is that huge wave I can see the situation is pretty bad though because it’s actually

Destroying houses in its path it’s a good thing I have a bunker because the next house is probably mine oh my God I need to urgently pack all the most important things for me huh I hope I can make it oh no this can’t be happening

All the doors are open which means Mikey was here he took all the most important things out of this house and took them for himself he acted like a rat but how am I any better he was fair to me in principle but it’s a good thing that

Talking head left and didn’t take the miners bombs with him and this is a serious thing because I had a great idea about how to stop the tsunami not just stop it but just a little pause it to calm the tsunami down a bit and prevent massive destruction I’m talking about using

These huge pits like this to spread the liquid around a bit it’ll give us a little time to pull ourselves together and save ourselves oh I just hope the bunker can hold up and not get flooded with lava that’s how it’s going to be great but it’s not

Enough I need more pits I want to make huge long pits all the way around the house that’s perfect like this that’s good yeah cool I made something like this so that the tsunami would just fall down and couldn’t burn my house down I think that’s great I don’t think so AJ

H hey what are you doing are you a monster you’re the monster and since you threw me in the trash me your best friend that was a terrible thing to do and I will never forgive you it’s your own fault leave my house alone what did

He do to you no JJ you’re not getting away from me for nothing come on out you cowardly coward get down on your knees in front of me and apologize yeah you’re dreaming too big I’m not going going to do that in front of some pathetic creature you’ll regret

What you said this isn’t the end it’s just the beginning you’ll be crying for Mercy I have to get out of here because it’s dangerous to be in this building but Mikey doesn’t know that I didn’t just decide to use the sewers to get out of here this is my secret passageway

Right into my bunker and it turns out I did it on purpose so that only I would know about it so Mikey’s making a big show of himself he’s just being awful and thought he could threaten me yes I may have done a terrible thing but he’s not doing any

Better now because he wants revenge and that’s a terrible feeling Revenge will get you nowhere Revenge won’t bring back what you’ve already lost but if Mikey wants to play war with me I’ll give it to him and then we’ll see who’s begging for mercy and who’s better I’ll show

Mikey where he belongs and where he needs to be so I’ve got a secret I haven’t shown you it’s a secret control room which means I have access to the cameras so what do you do in there Mikey uh-huh there you are come out JJ stop

Hiding like a coward in your own house I’m not leaving here until you come out Mikey you stupid animal you’re about to run out of ammo and he’s standing there shooting pointlessly or else the tsunami will just flood him and then I won’t have to do anything

Oh okay I have a plan and in order to execute that plan I’m going to have to go outside and distract Mikey a little bit a sniper rifle will help me with that it’ll be perfect for aiming at Mikey and shooting him from a distance

So my plan is that I can do a little sabotage near his bunker he decided to take his chance and live in a zombie bunker well clown now you’re going to have to run a little bit I put dynamite in there to distract him then I could stab him in the

Back no I got a better idea I’m going to climb up this Tower and I’ll aim at Mikey until he gets to the dynamite and blow it up waa what the hell is that where did Dynamite come from hm that’s weird I don’t remember putting it in here JJ yeah that was

Me oh no but how no help me ah JJ I will find you and destroy you yeah Mikey of course you are a haaha hey what the hell is this where did the zombies come from oh my God there’s too many of them hey you get out

Of here you don’t get it do you I’m taking your bunker or give it to me right now I’m never going to give it to you for nothing in my life so you can only dream about that bunker loser I’m going to rip your tongue out for saying

That you hear me I’ll get you out of there Mikey enough of this pointless gunfighting we have a real problem and you’re making a circus out of it I just wish he’d realize it so I need to show him where I belong I can’t do this alone

He was smart to hire a zombie to work for him but how am I any worse I’m going to go to hell and hire some pig zombies too they’ll be a lot stronger than Mikey’s I’m going to have to teach you a little lesson if you really don’t want to stop

Like this but in order to build the portal I need to put the obsidian blocks in how am I supposed to hire mutants by the way I’ll figure it out so I’m in this world but I haven’t figured out how I’m going to hire these mutants wa I’m so lucky there’s tons of

Gold in there what if I went over there and picked up the gold they like gold don’t they oh my God why didn’t I think of that before and with that gold I could hire mutants to take down Mikey all right dudes you just stay quiet and

Ignore me oh no I need to think of something to keep myself from being discovered because I don’t have time to go around the world looking for New Mutants right what if I create a disguise well right now I’d like to find a workbench where I can create golden

Armor it would be even better if I found such armor but unfortunately I didn’t see anything useful in the chest just cobwebs and dust Ah that’s right with gold armor they shouldn’t think I’m the enemy I mean the armor is terrible in terms of durability but in terms of

Deception I’m talking a little bit but it’s a good thing there was a workbench in this house now I can build what I need funny that it turns out that I came to this world stole the gold of the mutants and with this gold I will hire

Them it’s free great now let’s just hope my plan works and they don’t find me all right now I got to go well well oh you’re probably going to help me yeah you are you’re the only one making sounds in here hey man I need help I want to hire you and your

Soldiers yeah I’ll give you a lot of gold are you in I guess so great now I need you to go to that portal over there there’s a portal right there and if you’re ready I’ll be waiting for you in the other world ah I hope you understand exactly

What I’m telling you okay go ahead then I’ll be waiting for you in another world all right guys come on follow me all right your job is to defend me and attack Mikey’s team those are some filthy zombies so let’s go follow me and

Do what I tell you guys to do JJ you shouldn’t have come here let the battle begin Mikey now I’m going to get you you shouldn’t have talked to me like that no JJ you’re wrong enough no doubt it’s not even Up For Debate you got to admit

Mikey I’m a lot stronger than you that doesn’t give you the right to do whatever you want what you did was Despicable and dirty yet now you’re doing exactly the same thing so how are you better than me uh no I’m not JJ I’m trying to get back at you revenge is not

The answer look Mikey I destroyed your squad that’s just more proof that I’m better than you run away Mikey I’m giving you life think about your behavior maybe you’ll realize you’ve been no better than me all this time H I heard a very strange noise there must be some kind of Machinery

Around here but what could it mean wao wow it’s a helicopter ah it’s a rescue helicopter and it’s here to deal with the tsunami that’s what I call a hero man man good job buddy what can I do for you oh my god oh no that’s not where

You’re going oh my God it looks like the helicopter has crashed Jay what’s going on here what’s that sound there’s a rescue helicopter crashing let’s go help him oh my God how could this happen come on hurry up is that the helicopter yes Mikey we

Need to find the pilot and help him how did this happen and who is he uh the pilot was trying to put out the tsunami with water but apparently he got carried away and lost control and ended up right here he crashed Jay it looks like the

Pilot’s lying right below let’s go get him no let him stay here but we need medical attention I know there’s a clinic here so let’s get some medicine from there I guess we’re at peace now huh yeah I was wrong so I’m sorry Mikey

I was wrong too I don’t see the point in fighting with you because you’re my best friend well that’s good looks like the Pilot’s feeling better now about the Tsunami we still haven’t fixed it oh my God look at this what kind of monster is that and what kind of

Soldiers are those oops looks like you and I have a new enemy to destroy