I need to put on some music I keep [ __ ] Kus hi welcome welcome to the stream I need music where’s my music hello welcome today’s be it’s going to be a weird day I need my music where it I’m gonna lose my Mind come on on for me baby come on please show up please there we go yay it play give it give it a second chat there we go okay hi Welcome it’s too early for this hi welcome um we technically have two chats um is very weird to do but we technically have two chats but I think this is working fine what do you mean to early it’s 8 at night it feels early man it’s too early To get a chat comment like are you a microwave because yeah it is it’s too early this is really weird I’m not used to streaming on two platforms also um this is going to I think I fixed the problem we had last stream with the with cap cuz I think cap Can shop now see without a going Rob about Chris I swear to God if any of you are like oh it’s going robotic now I’m going to I’m going to scream but I don’t I think it’s not a problem also we don’t have to whenever we cut scenes I think It’s a lot better now see look we’re making what was that what was that why is chat what happened to chat chat are you okay chat are you dead chat okay who was concerning chat is new cement uh okay I’m just going to just going to Hide here well you know what would be awesome I need a better like starting screen I’ll make myself really big look at me chat don’t I look so Cool I took over that whole screen this is what you wanted right Chad you just wanted me here this entire time look I’m friends with you chat let’s be friends can you flip Twix so she’s facing inwards oh my gosh how do I flip her oh there we go it’s triggering me you Want you want you want twig to be looking at you like this I can’t decide if it’s twig or cap I like it looks wrong she looks like a different person is that just me she looks really weird anyway um I have to go go on Discord I okay I’m freak I’m why can I not type today I’m live right now oh boy uh I’m live right now um love you Mah and also the Discord uh okay and also the Discord I need to find my Discord invites I have new m um but the thing go through it properly I just found like another loow five beats to study and relax too cuz I was getting sick of all of them so this is a new one let’s hope it doesn’t get old hopefully we don’t get sick of it immediately um where am I hopefully people can hear it uh where Where am I going um invites Um yeah there we go and finally got to wake up all of the late ones have to wake up the late the late babies having twig face that way is unnatural all right who are you to deem what is natural and unnatural Mr tesus I decide that if we’re in a Natural mood today that’s what we are okay everyone you s leave thst is live livest if th wouldest likest to join us pleas uh doest what whatst pleases Thou I could not have been said Better Yay what a what a great what a great live message oh God okay a natural for the stream as normal I will say one thing um this like trying to stream to two uh two channels is really weird mainly cuz my chat doesn’t look the same on on the right side I was So comfortable with how twitch chat looks but now it looks really weird um on the side oh wait sure coloriz author names can I say that it looks so weird I don’t know why it’s like this let me fix it I can add if show avatars I can do That I can make them show avatars that’s so cool oh that looks so much better okay that was annoying hello welcome to the Stream Oh this is weird I feel like an actual streamer this makes me feel weird oh people are showing up ew oh God I feel like I need to play like some really shitty fan game right now all right I had plans to do [ __ ] um I’m just really glad the voice thing Fixed because that was really annoying me um so now twig is back uh I’m I hope permanently cuz thatd be pretty sick I think I’m going to I’ll probably do some drawing today I think I might actually make like a full on piece cuz I haven’t done that in a while I haven’t Drawn a full piece in a while I think I can can stream really late today and I already ate dinner so you got you got energized count this out chat you got energized healthy uh eating food eating my mouth has been satiated today and um I’m great so you’re going To get a full energy high energy Cris who’s going to cry on stream because she has to play later no the Reb that’s not happening for sure okay oh you know what maybe like 15K and I’m just going to be like maybe maybe maybe not also I haven’t raided in a while Which is a weird sentence to say own where is my window capure oh I need to save it a drawing Swit a drawing um wait oh it just automatically puts that in the description huh streaming soart and maybe some game later um yeah also anyone um I know most people Are on Twitch would anyone want to try go on YouTube chat and check if it’s working I just want to make sure are we Gamers here are we Gamers or are we artists I’m going to put myself in gaming we game art the best part about art is the Gaming part of it you know when you have to gun down people or whatever people do in games hi welcome oh YouTube is working that’s cool I got on YouTube that’s good I can’t find it really I don’t think I think there’s not a lot of crossover with YouTube and twitch chat My YouTube’s very different okay all right yeah there we go Yo Chad how did you feel about like the entire page just being Photoshop canvas or do you want it like really small like this to look more artsy and cool or do you want the whole thing do you want it all chat make your stream accessible to parental Control I would rather not have children watch My Stream if you are under uh say 18 what are you doing here I’m kidding it’s fine I’m very family friendly actually I’m like I’m I’m so cool I’m very I’m a sweetheart really I’m like a wholesome streamer hi Welcome welcome to the stream I just need to get my high my voice really high and then people will like listening to my voice hi there you’re welcome but crisp I am a child okay I forgot I made a like [ __ ] 16-year-old my mod for a bit let’s just forget that No this this this uh this stream is exclusively Boomers we only accept Boomers in chat you know like the cool Boomers people who can literally recount War Stories We need those are the kinds of people in want of my stream that’s weird there we go Chris why is in YouTube chat showing Up on the panel is it not showing up on the panel oh I was wondering yep I know what I know what it is I know what it is indeed um oh oh my God I can’t believe I forgot to mention this on the stream God this Isn’t this should have been the first thing okay chat you have two options here all right we can either have twitch chat on stream and all of your badges will be showing on the panel or we can only have have um we can only have uh we Can have both YouTube and twitch chat but um uh twitch chat won’t have the badges anymore and I think I think um the Bots will be gone like the eightball and stream elements and stuff you guys want both cuz I was wondering I I felt Bad because I thought a lot of um twitch Chatters would want their thing back okay I’ll do both then I had it saved just in case I had it saved just in case it’s all good is it going to work or is it not going to work okay uh let’s hope it Works chat to the Sequel I just feel bad cuz I I know a lot of people like like the how chill not chill but like how what twitch chat’s like is it working now I have to see I have to see if you care about uh that much badges you probably a sad Sord bro okay let’s be a bit nicer to all of the the the twitch Chatters geez it’s not showing up yet yeah it isn’t I’m trying to fix it I had it working before I don’t know why it’s being like this okay this is the bout browser Source let see if it works It’s trying to refresh it it’s not working okay okay chat test I’m testing it I’m testing it chill um you should have a technical difficulty stream I did have one when I was very when I was a [ __ ] infant um twitch streamer I had a um twitch chat Difficulties thing but now I don’t it’s okay second it’s all right you guys aren here for my content anyway my annoying Australian voice it should be working my voice say you full engaging commentary I have no bades I cry myself to sleep all right bro oh wait something’s here something showed up that’s Cool I can’t be bothered to sub all right would okay now surely surely is it working yay it’s working okay it’s not working on this scene I put it on the first scene all right chat chat just watch just watch watch give a second yay look you guys are on screen you guys Are on screen isn’t that great aren’t you guys Happy Chad say you’re happy this is the part where you’re like whoa Chris you’re such a genius how did you do that that’s crazy right this is the part where where you’re all like whoa that’s wow that’s Crazy Chris and this is the part where you give me money as well that’s my favorite part of this part of thing for the stream the part where you guys give me money all right there we go yay wow chrisp you’re a genius I know I Know thank you wow that’s a bit that’s a wow CH that’s so nice of you my God it’s like you really thought about um how to say that and you really said it that’s crazy so wor I could have said that the only problem is um y’all no longer have A names so that’s pretty cool I I guess your names are all the same whoa what about that you’re all the same colored [ __ ] it would never work I’m so happy OMG I know I’m crying I’m crying right now it’s crazy okay okay okay all right guys Maybe chill out a little you guys are being a bit you know too excited about top chat you all believed in me right I have to go through every scene and fix it on every scene it’s so annoying all right it really does suck cuz the names Don’t show up though I want I want all y y’all’s beautiful beautiful names to show up right now I need salty ice show with a different color I had such a I had such a weird uh problem when I first started streaming where like I couldn’t tell the difference between people’s names even Though they were a different color like on Twitch they’re different colors but I still couldn’t tell the difference I was the I was the worst streamer that would get confusing names oh the other problem is if people subscribe during the scene on stream on Youtube it’ll be like people will be um Um not showing up I can hide messages can I hide messages I don’t like if people are mean to notifications and on Stream chat’s background audacity chis my internet hates you crisp I hate your I hate your internet too good luck buddy okay right congratulations you received 100 messages today with restream chat oh God if restream just going to send me a bunch of messages constantly being like hi you did this Congrats congrats you streamed today for two hours that’s great Chris PES the internet I don’t hate the internet I hate you all you all Bully me all the time one one day I wish we could have a nice stream where everyone just compliments me and tells me how great I Am and how great of an artist I am and I don’t get um you know I don’t get any insults nobody bullies me my [ __ ] takes you know stuff like that one day that will happen the far distance New Zealand we’re better than you all right New Zealand chill out Buddy little bir thinks he’s better in Australia all right if I did that you’d call me cringe I do I call my chat cringe all the time anyway it’s okay you guys guys are like a good cringe I think there’s a spectrum on cringe as are in most things you know On one end of the spectrum you got the real cringe you know like the like the um like if you’re into cringe content you’d be you’d be uh sculling it down like it’s beer kind of cringe you know like um oh it’s a good example of really bad cringe you know um Oh my God I can’t think of anything that’s pure cringe like just pure like unfiltered no sugarcoating Cringe hey crispy I’m just going to L while I edit my video if that’s cool I I don’t care it’s fine most people do I’m not what do you mean you I’m not pure cringe I’m I’m thinking like something like just pure pure cringe gas station Pizza I’m getting the Feeling you guys are not getting this maybe crisp’s cringe and we’re normal and maybe I’m normal and everyone else is crazy no there’s like a certain level of cringe that’s just unwatchable content that is just so pure so so untainted that you legitimately cannot handle it [ __ ] clones is pretty cringe all Right let’s not let’s not change the subject okay and then I think on the other side there’s like wholesome cringe you know when someone messes up and everyone’s like oh that’s kind of cute though like babies I think babies have can easily get away with you know like babies do Some dumb here the the kids just don’t know they’re going what they’re doing 90% of the time but like we forgive them cuz they’re cute you know and that’s cute cringe this is live now which to choose fan Fox boys are pretty cringe no they’re not Fox boys are hot I’m into it Child in a flower field this is cute Cris choose crisp I’m Crispy you know on the scale of like wholesome cringe to Pure cringe I think I’m somewhere just around the middle but leaning more towards pure cringe I don’t think I get to hold cringe like no matter what I did When I was little I used to get away with a lot of [ __ ] cuz I was very cute um not like I was very uh like oh damn that girl is so pretty cute I was like baby cute like I had very chubby cheeks when I was like in year three and stuff And so people would give me free stuff all the time it it was one of the perks having chubby cheeks when I was little but um as we were older people stopped giving me free stuff and they wanted me to pay for it and I got really Sad I wish I could have just stayed cute forever Nice oh good old chubby cheeks where are you now all gone now the thing is I can’t even get away with getting free stuff on the internet anymore because I don’t have not only have I stopped having chubby cheeks I have this really like I think I have Like a very deep voice I have a deep like Australian twingy accent so now people are even less willing to give me free stuff and it sucks so the lesson is um be an ugly baby if you’re an ugly baby then people will give you free stuff and then when You get older you don’t expect free stuff you know I think that’s the lesson to take away from this situation I think I’m pretty I’m pretty right Here some people tell me I take this the wrong lessons away from things I think there’s people wrong okay do you still have the cheeks no I don’t I lost I have very like I feel like the fat that went into my cheeks like spread Around to the rest of my face and then a bit of it went to my neck oh my God you know the the worst part about like um having God I hate admitting this on stream I hate this part of my freaking face I have a butt chin and it Sucks I hate buttchins on any person on any individual on any human being it looks so bad I don’t know why God decided it was a good idea it looks so bad confirmed Chris thinks All Good People start off as ugly babies I do I I think that’s how it works oh God but chins just look awful on anyone babies freaking babies the cutest kids on the most adorable face on planet big anime eyes I don’t think anyone can pull P off a buttchin tell me someone who can pull off a buttchin I literally can’t name a single person Peter Griffin like Butchin okay I don’t my butchin is not that pronounced all right it’s actually pretty small you oh God dark why do you think [ __ ] P doesn’t have but right now huh cuz I wanted people think I’m a model right now American Dad you think American Dad pulls off Butchin I literally think the handsomest man on the planet can’t pull off a butchin it’s a butt on your chin like there’s not much else to say here you can’t fix that [ __ ] man I feel bad for everyone in chat who has a buttchin who’s just really depressed Right now it’s okay guys I’m with you buttchin solidarity we got to work through the pain together nobody talks about us we have to stand up for for ourselves what if you’re the handsomest man on the planet do you mean like Brendon tws then I’m not sure I had some kid Some piece of [ __ ] kid when I was in memary school he was like they were doing you know how like kids are like boys especially before they go to year seven um like sixth grade boys who are the most insufferable people on the planet he he was so annoying he hated me And I hated him and he did this thing at one point where like he just walked up to me like a nor like it was it was the I can’t even describe it he walked up to me grabbed my freaking chin and he was is like oh butching you got to butchin And he walked off and did it to like six other girls freaking annoying ass [ __ ] yeah dude when you press people’s chins together like that when when you press that together well obviously it’ll produce a but chin [ __ ] you I hate that kid I such a Dead I hope he grows up and gets a Buton some people don’t deserve normal uh flat chins man oh dear it sounds like he gave you an insecurity that’s not true that’s true my insecurities are my own Creations while people have helped develop them ultimately they’re Mine and that’s the fun part of being a human sounds like a Carson are you what’s the random dig at Carson’s man just okay all right just a random driveby against Carson I love when people assign like certain tra to certain names it’s so funny to me like Britney is a [ __ ] even though I think most Britney are pretty chill people I don’t think there’re single parent in the planet who thinks naming their child Sydney is a good idea now I mean Britney I hope he grows up and gets a butt like why do you like freaking there Is no anime character has a bun in how common it is actually let me just draw like a c chis anime characters aren’t the gold standards for attractiveness you weave shut up shut up shut up shut up I will ban the word weave from my chat okay look look look Lookers are usually like meant to be very attactive okay and I will I will use that I will use that standard all Right now this chat is what you call an attractive man this is so bad it looks terrible okay his eyes are all over place okay and I can do this with girls too actually it it works with girls wait I can do this now look at that Look I mean h pretty well but like wait wait I can this this now look gaze upon the hideousness I hate that this is not looking that bad actually he’s kind of pulling it off no no wait and then and Then where’s the onc screen sub count gone it’s gone it just disappeared it ran off the screen it said goodbye no I actually got rid of it cuz it was annoying I try to try to make this guy to prove a point about butchin but he actually does not look off Bad damn it oh wait Chris handsome Squidward pulls off a but let’s not talk about handsome Squidward it’s not the direction I want he looks like he just ran out of printer paper how does he look like that where are you getting it from loyal where legitimately where are you getting that From He looks like he ran out of printer paper oh my God it’s so dark here give me a Second All right I think star is here I think I’m going to work on this piece I think this is a good one I’m getting my chatting now cuz I got to sleep soon do you want me to talk more uh chat quickly give me some conversation topics uh oh boy um dating Um talk to the person like they’re a human whoa that’s isn’t that crazy chat if you talk to the person like a human that you have a crush on then you can go out with them if you try hard enough whoa my great dating advice And um uh uh if you if you um try to be friends with people they might become friends with you whoa that’s crazy crazy I know oh God and also um chat wa isn’t it crazy that like the sun exists like wow I’m so good a great ation topics for Stream this is cute a lot maybe I should go back to bed all right oh does sun exist no way I know I know it’s crazy does sun exist what the hell Chris is the kind of person to blush a bright red like an anime character and they see their Crush no I’m not not like that here’s what I do okay here’s the thing that I do I I freaking because I don’t want to deal with it I just ice them out it’s not very nice I know it isn’t but I just can’t handle it ice them out and like Okay tomorrow is another day and I’m on but chat that’s not what you should do generic dating advice hope you’re enjoying the fresh dough going into your pockets I don’t have fresh dough do you think I’m like some ma ma mination villain who’s constantly like my my my Chatters are watching the The ads again watch all the money going to my pocket look at it morning me chrisp you can’t lock them out who the the crush I can I’ve done it before you wait what you’re telling me I should I have to like deal with my emotions and confront people that’s just A bit too much you know you’re asking a bit too much for me right now when I have to like talk talk to them and like try to make a relationship what that’s Insane did Chris get uh incredibly no I didn’t we don’t give a [ __ ] I can’t blush really I have light I have dark so I don’t really blush it’s funny cuz when I was in high school people would constantly like I had I had one friend who was constantly Like oh my God you’re blushing because of that guy and I’d be like I have I can’t blush I have dark skin I can’t blush man just a bit of Tom food indeed anyway I am very convinced that we can go a staming about normal topics now we can do that We can do that we can absolutely do that absolutely you absolutely can blush no I can’t I I can’t blush I I’ve gone red because of all allergic reactions before but I’ve never blushed really you can blush even with dark skin I have dark skin it’s just harder huh I guess So it’s just I think it’s very hard to see I’m assuming as Well I’m assuming it’s hard to see I don’t know I like seeing other people blush I think it’s really cute blushing is not a white people think you’re racist all right chill Oh he’s a little Smiley boy look at him he’s so Cute okay that’s a bit creepy CH did you like um in your eyes in your p’s uh like okay I should explain this better when you’re born you have brown eyes it’s just like the melanin in your eyes change color as you grow older and it just like develops as you Grow older but we’re all born with brown eyes you guys know that chat did you know that did you also know that that uh flowers uh um flowers also breed and uh they also go sterile when they breed with the flowers that are too different from Them I got brown eyes right now yeah for some people the melanin doesn’t develop correctly or not not not not correctly sorry I phas that badly but like it doesn’t develop and they just have brown eyes and just chill normal this is a normal topic Chad did you know that the Difference between mountains and Hills is um that Hills are uh only like about um uh like uh I think it’s like 500 M shorter than Um mountains did you know that chat And did you know that butterfly wings are uh completely random there’s no genetic component to them they were actually created completely uh randomly I want a normal stream P proceeds to talk about flower breeding it’s like that one panel in that chain in chainsaw man where like uh What’s her name I forgot her name what’s it Assa Assa just talks about starfish with DJI for the entire chapter like it’s a normal thing people do on a date like she researched a [ __ ] ton about starfish and she’s like oh I’m going to impress him so much he’s probably Falling in love with me right now Chris was starting to sound like daily do of Internet yeah I Am Chad did you know that um uh the person who worked on the first Sonic game from America his name is Tommy Taro and apparently his mom is really proud of it also did you know that pens were invented by um by Henry Fountain who made the first pen which was actually a Found and Chad did you know that actually jumping uh only invented uh following the um Mesopotamian era of the Sumerians only afterwards so jumping wasn’t invented until after Samaran era Good Night Magic master have a good sweep I’m having a lot of fun with just spilling weird weird fun facts the Chat Chad uh uh before um Santa his name was actually St Nick is that that crazy like whoa like it wasn’t St Nicholas it was just St Nick man even back then people had nicknames Chad did you know that the the moon actually orbits around the Sun and that the Earth orbits around the not is that that’s crazy am I Right Chris did you know that cows can eat indeed I I’m not out of facts I can come up with more facts okay I can do good streamer content for sure look you make great streamer content while doing art okay you just have to talk about Art with a chat that where nobody really does a lot of art how many people have fact checked this how many people went on Google and fact checked everything Said you’re making me tab away from studying with this false I just want to correct you this is hardly content no it isn’t it’s misinformation misinformation counts as content look if I want to believe that the Earth orbits around the Moon I think should let me believe it it’s extremely frustrating hear these Almost facts all right it’s a bit it’s a bit mean okay Chad did you know that there’s actually a way to um uh like choose the the gender of your baby all you have to do is drink milk the day before you give birth otherwise it’s a 50/50% CH now I hope you remember that fact on the day you all give birth I’m in a goofy mood today I don’t believe anything you say regardless this isn’t anything you you don’t believe have a but in but I I was so honest and open with chat about that We had such an emotional discussion about my but fun fact the moon Rams into the Earth every now and then and that’s how earthquakes nice Exactly I’ve heard that too Chris I don’t even believe you’re a woman you don’t believe I’m a girl what the hell do I need to act like hyper feminine for y all to believe that hi CH welcome to the stream no it’s me being a Child oh my God why I wonder why I should have never told stream how old I was I pretend I’m like 16 and make everyone in chat feel really bad that I’m this good at AR at 16 yeah I’m actually still in high school Chat oh God yeah I was I was only born after the Frozen movie came out there are too many flowers here I think I have to paint over them hi everyone welcome to the stream my name is crispy do you like my content I hope you subscribe for more oh boy how was That I wish people did like streams of like for children’s content too that’d be cool like Mr Rogers if we live stream that’d be awesome I watch the [ __ ] out of that good on Mr Roger live stream okay turd okay it’s not insall my beautiful voice all right Think these too many flowers man I’m already sick of drawing all God damn flowers I’m like I’m done give me easier tow what is the child eating he’s not eating anything he’s he’s not eating anything he’s just looking at the flowers cute and wholesome okay no he’s not okay you’re being oh Bye I was about to say bye chatter byy three missions [ __ ] that was a bit too anti parasal he’s not punching on anything he just do chub cheeks this is mean you’re being mean to my drawing i w tolerate it now I’m getting stuck on thinking like a Mr Rogers themed Stream just Mr Rogers all he does is just stream all day just go around his neighborhood for hours on end and then it becomes like a really creepy thing where he’s he realizes slowly that he’s actually stuck in the neighborhood and he can’t leave and what Is he going to do and then like he find out about chat and like chat helps him to get out of the neighborhood that’s cool I’m surpris people have done uh live stream args yet I feel like they’d be really popular but also I feel like they’d be Very hard to do live stream args cuz you can only stream for a little bit you can’t really stream for a long time gloss is not good to do teared so I’m going to find some zs all right good is everyone going to sleep jeez am I not entertaining enough for you people I remember when we used dinosaur sex and we all laugh about how was those were the days of the crispy Stream I always like what would I do on my my very long stream like on Final stream I ever do on on like YouTube or twitch or I feel like my final stream would be something like um I’d go real cheesy with it I just have like uh very emotional Moments like I have a montage of all my best clips and then I have like a very emotional moment where like I have a huge heart-to- heart with chat about something and chat’s just like whoa and then they they they they spam sages in chat and I’m just like yeah I’m right With you guys and then um and then the stream ends with a very long fake to black and it just be like um uh Cowboy bop’s rain playing in the background very intensely and then I I’d add like rain sound effects as well and rains and just rain just rain on the Front and I at the very very end I’d be like guess I think because I’ve been with you for so long it’s time to reveal my face and then I do a faceal and everyone’s like whoa oh that’s everyone’s reaction to my face reveal and then I end stream and Then I delete OBS cuz it’s annoying and it takes so much storage that’s my final stream final stream I will ever have the World I love the idea of a of that chatter being like holy [ __ ] is that a Butch in and that being final message on my final Stream oh God sounds Awful we have reached the Dark Knight is filling the chat section of the stream honestly I like that section I think it’s cute it’s very Sweet it’s all right you you people are all too busy for me anyway like Let’s ignore the fact I have world class commentary and everything it’s my job it really is a dark night it’s very sweet of though I appreciate it a lot we reach this part pretty quickly Though it usually it takes like two Hours but I’ll be streaming for really long today cuz I can stream for really long today so I’ll be up for a while I’m planning on just eating ice cream on stream as well I’m I’m like I have nothing on today I don’t go to date I Don’t got friends man for my life life like most of the chatter is here really maybe the reason the reason people don’t like my content is because I insult chat too much it’s all right you can insult me right back it’s free it’s free it’s free labor no it’s free it’s free real Estate it’s the deal I made with chat when I started you insult me I insult you and we have fun he looks so sad now I don’t know what expression I should be Given there we Go have a lot of flowers here you know when I started drawing this flower field I thought it’d be a lot easier and now it just it’s pain drawing these many flowers all the time make him a happy camper he’s happy you don’t have to be smiling to be Happy sometimes you’re just happy like um like you can share happiness in other ways than just smiling unless his parents died in the previous scene funny you should say that actually very it’s a very big coincidence actually his parents in the previous SC okay this actually meant to be for my Final film next year I went to um make a little little little story Little narrative and it’s just about like a little boy going on adventures with death like literal death this is meant to be death I thought it’ be cute um I don’t know how cute of people Is wait I was jerking no no yeah it’s a big cool I had an idea uh for like um I don’t know when you you when you finish it you should share it with chat that would be awesome I will I will cuz next year is going to be completely dedicated to it So I won’t really have time to stream so I’m planning to just like whenever I do stream I’m just going to be working on it and stuff that’ be cool I’m going to do it for sure oh God I made a lot of short films when I was Like in high school they all sucked ass you can literally go back watch it right now they’re all still on YouTube them all I put them all purely because I was like well I work a lot on this I worked an entire semester on it so I might have but God damn There will be a day I delete all of them and I don’t want to think about them Anymore are they on your yes they are you can literally go watch it right now I was promised valerant I don’t play or watch valerant but that’s point I said I’d play valerant afterwards okay chill right now this is the best part of the stream where dark not only does Dark Knight fill the chat like the sweet boy he is but I give you incredible wonderful commentary about the world and and politics and not really politics I hate politics but like just general stuff I mean I hate talking about politics stream imagine if you become a big YouTuber and curious people would go to Old the subjects and be like what the [ __ ] Yeah there’s a lot of YouTubers start off really early to right like his old updates were weird I just W welcome B Trinity I’m multi streaming so if you want to watch on YouTube you can go there as well if if you don’t like twitch um but if you don’t like YouTube Either then um I guess you’re just the middle and can’t watch My Stream oh I had Ramen today and I couldn’t finish it cuz I had to run to work and so I left the bowl on my counter with a lid over it um then I came back and if you want to know what it’s Like to eat Ren put a on it um and left just sitting there on a counter for 4 hours and 45 minutes 4 hours like about 5 hours and 30 minutes um it tastes like ass Actually I don’t really know what ass tastes like I think it tastes like it’s like eating eating um like a very soft soft um stale Jelly I wish I had a better example on what it tasted like it’s like eating a jelly fish but like you know it’s a Jellyfish a raw jellyfish that’s the best way to say it it’s like eating a raw jellyfish and you know it’s a jellyfish kind of Deal I’ll will queue with Chris so that we can have an actual demonstration of skill valerant on stream I hate you so much I will say okay how much I played valerant I opened the game I went through the tutorial I played the shooting range and I did so badly I had To like um I had to uh do I had to do easy level like three times to actually like fully complete it and then I played with a few characters on like planting the spike and like diffusing the spike the Bots are like insanely zooted the way I don’t know Anybody they’re so hard to kill the worst part is they were standing still I haven’t played a single like straight any yet I suck at it and I played I’ve been playing a lot of Death Match rounds cuz I think that’s what you’re meant to do you’re playing but you start off with Death match and then you get more and more comfortable until you can do like actual uh Valor game play diffusing the spike and all that junk um yeah I want to play on raid for a while because I’m just really bad uh I’ve never played any shooter Games I think Val Val is like my very very first shooter game I’ve never played anything besides it I had ramen noodles like three thce and two of those were cup noodles so I don’t like it very much oh God I have Ren so much R’s my comfort Food sometimes what agent is your favorite crisp I thought Astra was really cute but she also looks like so hard to use I tried using her and I was just really confused the entire time I don’t know how she worked at all I tried Viper Viper was really F I really enjoy Viper she’s a bit op isn’t she like I think I I I played Viper and then she just makes a giant Cloud um like just an entire Dome around you that like deafens everyone and nobody can see you so it’s like isn’t that really is that just me I Feel like she’s a very easy character Viper is powerful yes yeah like it’s a bit so op um the problem is whenever I play Death Match I mean yeah Death Match um it keeps like giving me and I hate Brimstone and I don’t really know why I Don’t play as Brimstone but they keep giving me Brimstone and I don’t know how to change it I don’t know how to change the character and I spent like a good 30 minutes trying to figure out how I did play with Phoenix I really like Phoenix too Phoenix was really Fun I knew I would like Fenix I just don’t like his old his old’s very lame I don’t I feel like it’s I mean I guess the feel it like you die and then revive again um but like I don’t know it’s just annoying to me Viper pit doesn’t defit you can hear People inside it oh do it just BL them Ren actually makes me sick what a privileged ass Mak no little boy crisp understands the meta to some extent yeah I’ve seen a lot of I saw I watched a lot of valky streams when I was in high school I watched a lot of Them like towards the end of high school so like I know vaguely about how B works and I know and she like Ms uh Viper she plays Viper all the time I think she I’ve literally never seen her play any other Character like Rays looks fun I just don’t like the ones where it’s like oh we have to like we can like put a bomb out and then people will step into the bomb I don’t like those ones they’re annoying I want to be one of the people Who like shoots people you know and then them down and then they’re like whoa that’s so cool crisp you took them down I I want I want that kind of I want that kind of um thing and that’ be cool I’m not overreacting I get really sick Whenever I eat cup Rin it’s really weird I’ve eaten cup Rin so much I never get sick you know what I did actually feel very weird yesterday I’ve been eating really bad food cuz I’m I’m traveling soon so I feel like it’s pointless to cook something cuz what I do is like I Cook a curry and then I let it sit for like a week or 3 weeks and I just eat it um eat it over the course of like 2 weeks and since I’m going to be traveling really soon I was like well I might as well just eat whatever is here and I Bought this like butter chicken from L it’s like a frozen meal and I heated it up I did everything it told me to do um literally everything first bite I ate it it tasted fine the sauce was good and I just like like it just had the weirdest Taste of Metal like really really old metal and it’s like it was like everything was perfect like the taste the everything the sauce is great I loved it to bits and then I just tasted really old metal and I just didn’t know what it was and I was like well I can’t go out Now cuz all the shops are closed um and I’m very tired I have to eat this cuz there’s nothing else to eat so I just kind of was like okay and then I ate all of it I just ate everything what the trick is when you’re eating like kind of spoiled food that Like you can have an inkling that it’s spoiled is you eat it as fast as you can so I just like I sped around that [ __ ] I ate it so quickly ads on my stream ads chrisper rolling in I’m not I didn’t know I had ads I forgot I should have expected It God damn switch guys hard on the ads huh maybe you guys should switch over to YouTu I’m not rolling it in by the way I really am not here is here is my my dream when it comes to Valor though I I hope that like I can slowly progress as I stream it so I can double up on streaming as well as like playing the game and getting better at it so I don’t have to worry about being [ __ ] at the game but God damn I know the beginning will be so bad I Think everyone missed you’re eating metal story it’s okay we have bals for reason I’m not repeating the story I’m equally pissed I have to watch ads and someone happy Christmas getting money a guys I’m happy when I get money too wow that’s crazy that you guys are happy When I get money I think there’s an obvious solution here I’m kidding I’m kidding please don’t donate to me I’m fine I’m literally fine I like streaming I do it for the fun of it guys I don’t do it for um the money I do it for you like I love my community So much that I just have so much fun just like streaming like chatting with you guys like that’s what I’m here about you know I’m not here for you know um like the views or the money or whatever I’m here for you um by the way I’m releasing some new Products that I hope you guys will uh love some you dropping soon yeah we we were selling T-shirts 80 bucks I know it seems really high but we put so much effort into it really really hope that you’ll like it a lot thank you holy [ __ ] Pokémon cookies oh my God Bro that drama was so stupid good Lord if there is if there is one thing the internet will get unreasonably mad over it’s [ __ ] cookies man I seem to not get ads now that I po the stream out as a picture in picture oh that’s smart so that might be a pro trip Pro trip Pro tip a pro trip sounds so funny I’m kind of getting sick of these flowers man I might finish this Later they do look very pretty I think I’ll keep it in a sketch later another thing the internet will get unreasonably annoyed over his Poké another thing the internet will get unreasonably annoyed at is [ __ ] stupid ass drama like good Lord if there’s one thing I do not care about I Used to really like drama content online and like I got so sick of it after a while at some point you have to realize that God damn it does not matter nobody gives [ __ ] the only people who care are people who use the internet and have a Working laptop and at that point you’re like oh so Joe down the street doesn’t care that like um someone’s selling overpriced merch whoa well Okay nihilism it fixes Everything I would never watch a woman on ttch okay bit hurtful all right all right OMG poo haha bad moue oh oops [ __ ] dumpster on stream I know oh my God I can’t believe po haha would do that you know like she she seemed like someone with such great integrity I can’t Believe she went and did That if anything oops should uh dumpster should really apologize to PO haha I think I don’t know what what’s going to happen to their relationship now you know like I’m really invested in this for some Reason bro is summoning an ELD demon one of my favorite bits on you the the like um Jack films made like a really good bit that was like he called it like was it like drama troop or something he made some really dumb bit where he like pretended he he like Pretended to be like Keem star like really famous drama channels it was great I loved it that’s such an old thing though you should make skits again I really miss them really love skit on YouTube I feel like I just kind of YouTube in general feel like the cont nowadays is Really not my thing and it makes me sad like everything’s very um what is it like algorithm based it’s very lame oh God Chad did you see M Beast video about that guy who lived in a grocery store I look I love I like Mr Beast like not I don’t love him but he’s pretty cool dude from I can tell God damn bro so his latest video just make him look like a freaking psychopath like God damn I understand that sometimes he makes challenge a bit too easy and he like needs up the stakes for the video But like he doesn’t have to like I’m not going to lie I kind of feel like it’s it’s more fun content to see dud just get 10K every single day while living in store and it’s just him living his life like you didn’t need to turn off the electricity for you know a Week like you didn’t need to do that bro like you could have just let him live his life in there is this weird you just watch him to feel popular in CLA what do you mean well I watch it now and them it’s usually other people reacting to the videos I don’t actually Watch them on my own wait he did what um Mr Beast he it was like his latest video was like I I made someone um uh live in a grocery store for like an entire for like uh or like you get 10K every day you stay in the grocery Store or something and this guy just like lived his life in a grocery store for like I think it was 50 days so that was like a good a month and a half living there then he like cut off the um he cut off electricity like halfway Through and the poor guy had to like make his own lights and [ __ ] it was like so weird it was just depressing to watch I don’t get why people like content like that it was sad 100 people stuck in space lost survivor when 30 mil yeah it’s very dance kind of Content it’s really not my thing I again why people find it interesting it’s just really really not my thing I would rather watch people scream at FNAF for two Hours I like the hide-and-seek videos because they’re largely up to the contestants yeah like the game show has very fun because you know it’s fuing Mr Beast it’s like it’s weird when they’re challenges like I made some gu stayed in like a skyscraper for a year and then he Did stuff and like he’s traumatized now that’s cool like this is a part where he like brings out like the dude family to the grocery store and it’s like do you want to leave now it’d be great if you could leave now huh it’s like bro Chill I get you’re doing it for Content but Christ bro and also I’m assuming like getting a guy 10K every day the week was probably um not great for His which I do not Deny I wonder if I could ever make like that like the content like oh I did this thing 50 hours and then every every hour that I do this thing I I make this money or like I’m doing this thing for a video like a challenge video kind of Deal I Fe is just torture I don’t get why people like all like why why he bu alive for like a day I like the L A lot more than it’s telling yeah I think Jimmy seems like a nice guy I I don’t have hate it’s just Like it’s not my kind of of cup of te Mr Beast is making loads of money oh for sure he is I I am not doubting that at all he’s he’s probably making more money than I will ever see in my entire lifetime I will ever see I will ever touch I will ever spend 100% he’s so rich it doesn’t matter I think yeah I know but still it’s still like I’m assuming it takes a lot to make those videos too cuz he probably had to rent like not rent he Had to like literally just buy store you know and also like a lot of stuff inside the grocery store like it’s a lot it’s a Chris we just got to get on the Mr Beast grind set oh yeah hell yeah I need to make videos where I’m Saying like I don’t know [ __ ] uh CLA for two hours then people will like my content I need stream where I’m just constantly saying the same thing over and over again or something Mr breast is a strange YouTube story indeed he is indeed he is There we go there she is some randomly that I drew Shee say the alphabet for the length of time it takes a non-eng English speaker to learn the alphabet he I can’t I still can’t this is embarrassing but like I still can’t like say the alphabet in the um what is Without like singing the song there are some people who are like oh what’s uh what’s the letter after X and they can automatically be like y I can’t do that [ __ ] man I need to sing the whole song all the way through top bottom bra to balls I need to say the Whole damn thing a b c d e n g h j k l m n f e q r s t u v w x y n z now it’s we the AC w’t you come and spend time with me I can’t say the alphabet backwards I’m Really afraid if I get pulled over by the PO by the popo didn’t you just know why came after X without singing oh yeah I did huh wait give me another letter i that one was be a bit easy because it’s the very end you know most people know that drawing actually Chad do you think I’m an alpha or a B in a wolf pack do you see me as an alpha a beta or an Omega what comes after l a b c d e f g h i j k l m m m definitely a Signa what the hell does that mean bur Omega Sigma what is Sigma mean well let’s do a little education time children it’s time for Education the official Global of camera and lens that what is sigma I feel like this is a ligma balls joke what is Sigma the 18th letter of the Greek alphabet what it means to Sigma what Sigma male is a slang term used in masculinist subcultures for a popular successful but highly independent and self-reliant man and highly I’m not a man I know what’s up with That well a so-called alpha male is aggressive social the sigma male is constructed as succeeding in life and relationships without actively engaging in social interaction the sigma male is introverted in Shan’s mainstream society yet still manages to be a successful man who popular m this is every like [ __ ] manosphere guys W not only are you introverted but you’re also like hot and successful women God damn have you not heard of being called a single m for being a lonely bastard who doesn’t have any friends absolutely not I I kind of can figure out that’s what I meant but still some people take It really seriously though it’s sad oh yeah I can imagine that this weird so like what about female wolves do they have anything do we got [ __ ] I mean they got like Alpha Omega and crap do we do we have anything as females female wolves uh is there like a female Alpha an alpha female is a powerful and successful woman often in a leadership role Alpha females are described as intimidating by men and women like o is there a sigma female ooh is there a sigma female a sigma is a personality archetype that was created to contrast Alpha and Beta Sigma women don’t care about peer pressure or sdal ones they do what they want when they want to she can be a bit of a lone wolf but she’s charming and charismatic when she wants to be what celebrities are Sigma female oh my God I don’t recognize any of this Woman um I guess I’m like Angela Basset whoever that is whoa oh [ __ ] dude this is like horoscopes isn’t this basically just horoscopes it’s not any different from horoscopes they’re just horoscopes oh my God Omega is kind of just female now I’m sad because people actually care about This gum [ __ ] bro it’s just horoscopes it’s it’s literally just horoscopes it’s nothing different it’s like it’s like horoscop is like personality tests it’s all the same [ __ ] I mean it’s fun I guess but like it’s so dumb oh boy horoscopes and horoscopes are dumb [ __ ] no they’re not okay they’re cool I Horoscop I think horoscopes are are like pretty tight though like sure they’re dumb and they don’t actually like relate to anything in real life and they’re pretty stupid in general like nobody takes them seriously and obviously nothing about it is factual in any form but I kind of like being a Scorpio Okay kind of fun you know the only problem is I hate every other Scorpio I like being a Scorpio I just hate all the other Scorpios like I feel like people who are Scorpios just make their entire personality once they find out they’re a Scorpio so just scorpion thing to say shut Up I feel like I’ve forgotten how to draw people why I canot draw today what’s wrong with me why why is your I like that God damn it I’m not like SCP shut up that’s not what I think oh I like that this actuallyy chrisy say that like every drawing Stream yet you succeed regardless careless for your inner desires and more for ligma my God I’m scared of saying ligma right now [ __ ] you I’m not a ligma I’m a sigma okay I’m an introverted Sigma female according to one Google search I did and Shad telling me I was one I’m a Sigma female I don’t care I just like I’m just doing my own thing and I’m just successful in my own independent cool sick way I’m just so cool like that oh I’ll give her horns I feel like she’s a bro yeah there we go so cute love It good job you just H dog best stop stop baiting me I’m too smart for you all okay I’m I’m I’m a sigma female I’m too smart for you all all right I’m going to know every bait I’m I’m just that smart you know I’m just cool like that you call him baby Chat up dog is weak I’m not falling for your baits I’m not that stupid The moment I fall for a bait I’m going to end all right okay no more crispy stream no more no more great fun stream from uh mommy I have to stop doing that why why does her face look so wrong all the time I just want her face to look Right why can’t you look right stop trying to baade me hence why the stream is a bit uh Choy no I do not know has it been choppy this enti hard time I’m going to actually be surprised you PR tapes or I’m not going to fall for any of them I’m literally Not okay so many people like fell left their like second screen grave and like came back to the chat purely to just bait me I’m not falling for your baits I’m not that dumb okay I’ve been on the internet for [ __ ] 10 years you can’t bait me with anything I literally can’t no I’m not fing for any of these [ __ ] you I know that one too dark knight literally come on chat you can be a bit more creative you can’t just like um you can’t stop ripping up other people’s ones jeez I’m a sigma female I just can’t Fall for all your incessant baits I’m just better than you all I’m going to stick to the sigma female thing for a bit longer than I think a lot of you would wish for me I’m just so cool like that he chat welcome to the stream I’m just like kind Of heing kind of not here right now I’m assum the female oh my God yeah I’m like that what did you expect I just don’t play by the rules I just do my own thing you know sometimes you got to just let go of your emotions and be all Cool Chris saying your Sigma it’s cringe no it’s not cringe okay it’s cool I’m cool all Right validate me chat also you guys are the ones who call me a sigma if anything this is y all y’all’s fault you should blame yourselves Really you know I’m going to change the topic again if Mommy wants to color off a sigma you know the more I stream the more I realize my past streams are not something that people easily get and now I’m absolutely hating being called Mommy it makes me feel so Gross well let’s let go of it huh let’s switch to a cooler name what about Chris is crisp cool can we just call me crisp and move on please I like I like boss call me boss chat don’t forget boss and goddess I’m not no no no goddess please no Make It Stop father no no stop just call me Chris please please this is fine don’t call anything else our under boss this is what you wanted put you off for this I can have regrets okay people change I’m a I’m a sigma female I like I I I unlike the majority of the population I actually like remember my mistakes and I attempt to fix them you know I’m just really unique like that you’re getting it Daddy Jesus Christ so please make it stop oh god oh chat actually I did have something I wanted to talk about today and it’s very important important it’s Very very important all right this is actually a very um emotional moment for me I really wanted to talk about this because um it’s been a while and I just wanted to get something straight you know uh nothing too dramatic nothing will change I just I just really wanted to talk about this All right um you know how we talked about like dinosaur sex last stream that made me think of like Dragon sex like how does that [ __ ] work do you think dragons have sex while they’re like in the sky with their wings flopping do you think it’s something they Do I think it’s something they do I think dragons are kinky as [ __ ] you jumped on that so quickly Dark Knight there a sub of dragons doing it with cars like specifically just dragons doing it with cars damn that’s so specific damn crisp do birds have sex in the sky I don’t believe So that’s actually a good point that’s a good point I guess they don’t do they why is there a subred dedicated to dragons having sex with cars why is that a are we that bored as Humanity that’s kind of funny though it feels like something start J and people actually from It like people actually people actually realize oh [ __ ] I kind of got into it Now Think before you scre think before you scre think before you speak crisp because although I find it funny when you make a stupid statement it could be worse what do you mean it could be worse I feel like Dragon sex would be just really hard like you know what the Other thing is you know the you know Shrek in the Shrek franchise there’s a donkey and a dragon and they have babies that shit’s weird too to be honest that’s one thing I don’t want to know I don’t want to know how the anatomy works there like I’m good I Can live a good long life get married have kids have a family without the knowledge of how donkey [ __ ] that Dragon like I’m good here we go sleep was futile what the [ __ ] oh welcome back to the stream the Lo heart looks kind of bad actually hard O [ __ ] industry super fun how many ads are on Twitch jeez I didn’t know how many there Were this is really stupid but I feel weirdly left out whenever chat gets an ad I feel like well why didn’t I get an ad you know that’s mean I feel actually too I loyal in Another Universe it feels wrong for loyalty on YouTube it’s probably easier for him but Still like you left left the chat man what have you done I mean it doesn’t really matter to me everyone’s kind of just same here I mean no oh Chop’s very unique and different I appre all you individually for sure definitely something I do for sure I wonder if there’s another Universe Right now where like I’m a super popular influencer with like Vlogs and [ __ ] like I’m a fitness influencer I feel there be a multivers I’m like that that’ be cool I probably doing workout and drinking of I can’t even imagine that I feel like I got worst Universe the worst Multiverse Assuming the Multiverse exists that then every version of you is out there there’s another universe or a thir strap symbol but let’s not talk think about that imagine myself Tik Tok like Tik Tok created this word kind of thing ever the worst one is the one where you’re Popular there’s a universe okay chat where all of you are laughing in my jokes and thinking I’m a comedic genius all right there’s a un and I will find it arve one day I’ll find universe and I’ll try there so this one ex exactly everyone says we are in the Worst Universe when I think things are pretty good I think we’re in like one of the weirder universes there’s a universe where you’re funny okay little a bit late there I made I made the [ __ ] joke before you did there’s a universe where crispy watches ustra oh that sounds awful that’s sounds so Wrong I would not watch Chad draw even if they pay me money oh it feels so wrong you’re meant to watch me in my incredible drawing skill YouTube chat is slow yeah it usually is I remember I I tried it out and I was noticing how slow YouTube chat Is it kind of just is like that it’s a real rip on this one so it’s a it’s a real Shade that’s not what the Zoomers say what do the Zoomers say when something’s bad Zoomers in my chat what do Zoomers say when something’s bad are you guys like whoa I hit him With a dab is that what zomer is saying it’s very unb a big oof I feel like Big O died like a year ago man it’s Sly totally un radical I’m not a Zoomer shut up I’m not a Zoomer okay stop saying I’m Zoomer I’m not a Zoomer I don’t count as Zoomer actually Millennial is pretty old now I am a Zoomer every time I say I’m not a Zoomer I have to like come to the realization oh wait I actually am Z and it feels wrong I feel like I should be a millennial but Millennials are in their 30s right now aren they I think every Millennial is in their 30s you’re a Zoomer yeah I am I remember I keep forgetting for some reason I wanted to not be true that’s why what are you then it’s 2003 Millennial it feels like it is isn’t it I feel like Millennials are like I think they’re 2004 or something crisy or Zoomer take it from a boomer but I don’t get skib toilet lore how am I a Zoomer I don’t get it it’s like a toilet and it’s trying to take over the world If I can’t understand that how am I a zoom I like to think that um having knowledge of what ski toilet is is like it’s like required for being a Zoomer I feel like when you stop understanding what gity toilet is about you stop becoming a Zoomer you’re you Just like failed the test at that point it feels so wrong to think of myself as a Zoomer I don’t feel like a Zoomer at all I feel so old that’s gen Alpha I see gen there was like a weird like uh YouTube show that Was like this is what J Alpha is this is the next generation and then J Alpha is just a bunch of dumb kids with like stupid ass Trends gen Alpha is literally just gen Z except it’s different it’s just a repeat of gen Z like nothing’s changed I feel It feels so sad say that but gen Alpha is literally just gen Z like a it’s a reash of J I might be a Zumer but at least I’m not an egotist to cough cough crisp I’m not an egotist egotist could even say it right I’m very Humble if you watch any of my uh Gan streams you’ll see how humble I am truly I’m I’m an individual of character and Poise and honesty I’m nothing if I’m not Honest by the way what’s the lesson today the lesson today um yeah actually the SK toilet one’s pretty good if you Understand skib toilet you are um a genzer if you don’t get it then you’re not you don’t care you’re in that weird amorphous undefined area between Jess and Millennial if you don’t get skib toilet that’s my that’s my Opinion thank you for taking n SE Trinity I feel like a few other people should also be taking NES just a SL mention by the way is theic too loud I feel like the music’s a bit loud I lower it a little maybe a minuscule too loud all right so it is Loud you have to be like it’s a minuscule too loud Can’t take notes I’m on YouTube cringe hate how I said that that sounded so unironic that’s kind of cring you can’t take notes I will let I will know I will let Susan know or sorry Neil was it Neil Neil’s the one taking over I’ll let Neil Know also know ads on YouTube is nice YouTube has ads doesn’t it assuming it’s a bit better yeah can the average person even determine one volume take I have no idea what that means who Neil Neil whatever his face is the guy who runs YouTube right now you know What’s his name he feels weirdly forgettable I can’t remember a thing about him and then raised eyebrows Chad this is how you dra a surprise person this is what they look like oh earrings I forgot Earrings honestly I’m not going to lie Chad the closer we get to the three-hour Mark the more terrified I am the fact that I eventually have to play M I mean not Minecraft Valor Maybe just switched [ __ ] Minecraft was i r the sacred lessons in the sacred scroll using the sacred Former art pen with Sacred Ink mixed with the sacred oil made from the sacred mons old crisps rard what the hell does that mean I I cannot I cannot even begin to understand what it all means what does that mean I need like I don’t I need a Dictionary to define it I need that takes like years of translating whatever can’t wait to see some skills oh Chad’s just so excited to watch me fail miserable this you’re going to I’m I’m going to introduce it being like this is the worst gameplay of Val you have ever seen And I pray that you get through this unscathed we’ll play like one Death Match I’ve never actually I don’t think I I’ve never played an actual game of valerant I’ve just played like the death matches so I don’t know if this is going to end Well I write a paper lesson on how to write paper sacred [ __ ] oh God it’s okay my community is very sweet I’m sure you all will be very nice I hope I hope you all be very nice please be nice to me I beg Thee I I wrot the lesson for today down So we don’t repeat ourselves very good very good very good good young grasshopper you have learned my lessons well makes me feel better Chris but I won’t be paying much attention I’ll be playing my own game that does actually make me feel better hey chat what about This what about you just have me on your second Monitor and don’t actually watch me while I’m playing Valor what about just like just for funsies you know cuz it’s a fun um just for fun why don’t you guys like not watch me play and like Just do whatever you want but I still want the view count to be up what about we do that chat can we strike a deal on it I like that idea that’s what I’m doing exactly keep doing that keep doing what Jan is J right now is the te they’re the model of What you have to do with the Stream chis I’m starting to get an inking you don’t want to play valant yet I’m I’m I’m biing my time all right buddy I don’t mind playing it it’s just it’s going to be a lot of oh she died oh she died Again oh [ __ ] it will be fun I know it’ll it’ll be fun I swear it’ll be fun sorry what I wasn’t paying attention well don’t do it now okay witness look at the look at the I wish you luck oh good lord if back seating has not annoyed me Yet it will definitely start annoying me now for sure I will watch you fail with Glee oh good lord I never played B so like how critique you too much again I’m I’m a huge carot so I’m just going to be doing death matches oh good lord imagine if we played an actual Game the the freaking group chat or whatever chat there is in val would be flaming like hell the thing is Val has like such a cute like art style and stuff like it seems like it would Foster a very cute Community but I feel like they’re one of The more toxic fan bases on online right I just have to make sure it works as well if if it’s any other shooting game communities you’ll be kicked for being a woman real quick if you speak yeah I G be like maybe years I’m not Very well in that I have a lot of girlfriends who play Val not sure there a lot of um people who play Val like on his stream Stu I’m not sure I don’t think so Val like um got advertised to women a lot more now I Think right something woman ban I am a woman a Chris has a girlfriend awesome I don’t I don’t have a girlfriend St I haven’t played valoran but I heard it’s not as bad as other games in terms of misy I think it really is because um A lot of women do play the game and it’s a bit more of a safe space it’s like the more of uh more women play the more chill it is I think you know her eyes are so far now I’m not not made in L okay shut Up I will find a maiden one day one Day ah nose you know what looks wrong noses on chibies I don’t know how people even put them on correctly it looks so wrong on them look on your fluffy little face you’re not meant to have a nose you’re not meant to be breathing you’re just meant to have no Nose you’re meant to look like this or like this no that looks wrong too or maybe it’s like a nose like this nope that looks wrongo do people draw noises on chibies like how do they draw them I remember in high school uh someone was showing me You know how in anime uh like in anime they they draw like the lips like this like here’s the anime character and then the LI the mouth is like this like this is a weird little Gap in here or something and as well as well as that There was like a a girl who looks like this they’ll have like when a character is talking they will look like this and for some reason the the mouth would be open like this like mouth’s here and the lips here for some reason and he told me that he had Like whenever the women talk in the front this is what they look like just a weird flab of skin down there it looks so bad it looks terrifying I don’t they draw it like that I don’t they draw certain anime character so creepy a flap of skin over Here theying a lot of different for sure so creepy that’s disturbing I know but honestly it’s kind of funny Maiden quacking like a duck that’s not true the more you quack the more they come I think the quack is cute most anime women iy don’t exist all right Mr realist okay chill out Little oh enemy enemy actually the freaking ner [ __ ] thanks chatter you really a lot of dis I think they should commit to it I think it looks kind of cool it looks reminds me of Mad n to be okay out of curiosity you ever like have wet clothes and like it dried well enough but it didn’t dry completely and it has that weird like wet cloth smell where it’s like kind of a dirty mop have you ever smelled it on another person and I don’t to be Honest I smell like a wet sock today because my clothes were like drying really slow and I had to wear them for work and like you end up smelling like a dirty sock right so I put a lot of air freshener not air freshener like deodrant and stuff I just put like a Shock ton like a [ __ ] ton all over my clothes and I’m like does that make the smell worse or does it make it as good that’s my question I feel like it makes it worse right cuz you got the dirty sock smell and you also have lavender lavender and Rose scent on top Of it I feel like could get both wash you our clothes I did wash my clothes that’s the that’s the reason I was having a problem okay do you know how Dryer no we have to use the apartment buildings and that’s a [ __ ] the search charge on it is so bad It’s like if you use card it’s a 20 C extra sear charge and to use the the washing machine in the first place it’s like six bucks it’s stupid hell so we were like okay we’re all going to use the cloth line so all three Of us use the CL line that we have try it out crisp valerant time what do you mean valerant time is it that time already did I say I would do valant two hours into the stream I don’t remember make an agreement in my smart Sigma female Brain oh you know what it’s not a wet sock smell it’s a wet dog smell kind a clothline drying rack is much better than an electric dryer I agree honestly it’s just annoying with the smell that comes after anyway I went to work smelling like that and I pray to God none of them smell it on me cuz I was dying it was such a busy day today that I’m like godamn I pray they don’t smell it what’s the expression it’s like putting pig on a lipstick the pig doesn’t look hotter if you put lipstick on it that’s a weird Expression when I think about it yeah who’s the psycho who’s said pig on a lipstick I mean lipstick on pig pig with lipstick were they trying to make the pig attractive I think Pig with lipstick is kind of hot actually I think they’re being a bit reductive there I wish they gave pigs Lipstick pig in a lipstick your opinion is wrong no I’m not I think pigs are hot with lipstick I think the pigs can pull it off I believe in the pigs what what what um inconsiderate person said pigs can’t pull off lipstick that’s mean I think lipstick on a pig Chris lipstick On a pig Jesus all right don’t no need to get so frustrated all right lipstick on a pig Li on a pig I got it I got it anyway yeah I think I think pigs can pull it off are we to judge the pig here a lipstick on a pig is still a Pig that’s such a stupid this is like this phrase is making me so annoyed for no reason like a freaking woman with a lipstick is still a woman you just hate pigs your issue isn’t with the with the [ __ ] lipstick on a pig your issue is with the pigs you just hate Pigs man what the hell pigs were believed by medieval mons to be prototyped human due to biological similarities I believe that I for one welcome our Pig ancestors putting a lipstick on a pig is still a pig that’s just mean to pigs I resent that I think pigs are cute and Fluffy and um fun like yeah they’re hairless and a b bit slippery and weird to touch but I think they’re cute like The Three Little Pigs those shirs were so cool I love the three PS like two out of two out of three of them were really dumb that one pig that One Pig was smart fluffy and hairless all the natural combination don’t lay eggs do they they don’t they don’t they don’t they don’t they don’t I don’t want chat to suddenly go into a floor oh my God crisp you didn’t know that pigs don’t lay eggs I know they don’t I don’t they Don’t they don’t like eggs they don’t like eggs I know I know I don’t know why I thought that for a second if P light eggs that’d be pretty tight though I think that would be cool that’d make them a lot Cooler crisp is D okay okay let’s get all of the crispest dumb comment out of the way please please one by one come on all of you say it let’s get them out of the way now you don’t have to repress your judgment on me mamal don’t legs uh talk to the platypus Janit have you met AR Perry oh this is cute doesn’t count what do you mean doesn’t count the Platypus is a mammal you know mamal meant to be like an animal with four legs and they walk on four legs or like no that’s not right humans walk on four humans walk on two Legs I think aals like they do and that’s Cool poopus is aren’t real mammals have is theing Factor the mammals have tits huh wait then guys do have tits I guess we already knew that do platypus not have TS clai don’t have tits they don’t have tits huh no it’s said they produce milk internally which platypus do but they don’t have Tits also platypus are venous don’t don’t [ __ ] with the Platypus it’s dangerous [ __ ] they lay eggs but also feed their is that something like non-mammals don’t do birds feed their they’re not mammals it’s so weirdly educational stream chrisp you’re talking like I have you have tits I have Tits small but I have tits okay shut up okay it’s six I got to go I’ll see you all next time bye loyal well now loyal is gone now I can finally play Valor without judgment I think I struck a nerve I’m sorry I mean more of the young platus Suckle on mommy crisp keep up sometimes I think about the things I’ve said on stream and I wonder will my children ever see this will my children ever see the things I on stream will they think about who I was when I was in my 20s will they will they see me as like someone to look up to or not and the more I goow older and the more I stream the more I realize the answer is [ __ ] no that was like a be for the love of God R be civil y loyal chill there go Yep all right let’s see how doesn’t look that bad a bad habit of making the eyes go too up for some reason and I don’t know why Chris thinks she’ll have children yeah maybe I don’t know about that far ahead all right here we go Chris you have to remember with Mistakes come learning I think that that is good for you to remember are you telling me I’m going to be Val and you don’t want the moment I match and fail miserably is that why oh God what I so I’m so tempted to bait my uh and be like amazing valer Gameplay as my title I want to do that but I know that like hardcore hardcore Gamers will watch my G just get really pissed off I know it’ll happen but I want so desperately think it’ll be funny BL BL BL CH have you ever thought about like what You’d like to be as your next reincarnation if it turns out that you can turn into whatever animal you want for your next reincarnation I thought very hard and long about this I think I’m chill with being a a dinosaur as actually think have lion there but I think dinosaur is Better and I say one of the the small ones I say one of the bo like the stegosaurus with the massive taals cuz I don’t know if you know about this but dinosaur facts the stegosaurus has big ass tails and Tyrannosaurus Rex are actually pretty small so if the Tyrannosaurus Rex is being a little [ __ ] and trying to eat you you can just Whack Him with your tail and you know the cool part of being being a stegosaurus is that you can just live a chilled peaceful life and just you know end it there there’s like cuz There CU dinosaurs live for so long there’s actually a very low chance I would have I as a dinosaur would live through the part where like they get hit by an asteroid you know I think being a dinosaur is so chill cuz humans didn’t exist and then humans don’t have to like [ __ ] up the entire planet for me to like just be annoyed with them and also if humans did exist I would just like whack them you know I have a giant tail I need whack them with my tail will be really scared of me didn’t really exist during the dinosaur era so I just chilling and walking by EA meals every day maybe I de out with a bunch of Bros and dudes and i’ be like what’s up fun fun wacky time and also capitalism didn’t exist so I could just like not have work all the time you know put effort into Things I really like eat and sleep and eat [ __ ] wow what like probably the crisy just want to have stegosaurus sex that is so far from mind I can’t believe you went there what is that no L rip man I’m Spitting Fire about how I’m going to be a dinosaur when I Die your streams do something to rain okay fair sex is hot I guess no I’m not don’t think that at all shut stop saying that I’m not be a osaurus because I’d be like the and everybody would find it really hard to [ __ ] with me and I just live chill life and not Have to think about anything I want to I want to be a Stegosaurus but really be into like cooking so I could like cook really cool food for all of my friends I mean stegosaurus can’t really cook like I I would I would deal with I’ll make food with what I have you know like I try to I try to spice it up a little every now and then like I add a little bit of garnish like I put a bit of coconuts in and I’d be purely vegetarian you do keep bringing up Dinosaur sex I have t talked for the last 5 minutes about how I want to be a Stegosaurus okay it’s so wholesome stegosaurus don’t have a playable bones well I’m going to like crush him with my giant feet all right stop stop making me think about stegosaurus sex you’re making me ru You’re ruining my dream stop I just want to live in a world where I’m not a [ __ ] twitch streamer I get to be a cool animal and I get to live in a world where where where I don’t have to think about [ __ ] capitalism and like working too hard and having not enough Money and [ __ ] I just want to eat man I just want to out the only problem with being a stegosaurus is that I won’t get cold TV shows I think it went on Netflix and I don’t think people really make comics when you know giant dinosaurs I feel like it’ be kind of Difficult you can live in that world now just stop streaming well I like streaming I’m just being a ditch you know it’s like when uh when Boomer uh when the guys in Boomer Comics are like I hate my wife but like you in reality love their wife I think I think I I hope so you know that hilarious work in Boer comics where like oh I hate my wife and my wife sucks and she makes me miserable that’s one of my favorite B jokes I am a contradiction do with that information what you will right J okay her hair is So big looks like awake right now to the Boomer comic where the guy hands his wife a gun instead of a hair Jesus is that an actual comic oh my God what was up with like B Comics talking about how much they hated their wives like it it was getting to a point Where it was like weirdly concerning you know like where the dude’s okay I don’t think you’re in a very happy marriage maam are the St okay probably is from that honestly CERN of that subreddit just like it’s just it just sounds the the title just like pure genuine concern the Strait’s Okay Gess married people unable to talk about their emotions with my partner it’s so weird the more you grow older the more you realize the older you are probably the Dumber you are cuz you just lived in a generation where everyone just repressed every feeling they Had at least in this generation we we talk a little bit more back then it feels like everyone just stuck to their guns and would not shut the [ __ ] up like the problem did shut the [ __ ] up and they shut the [ __ ] up a bit too much and then [ __ ] escalates and they Start hating each other you know it’s kind of sad actually man I’m starving I need to find something to Eat oh boy I do have something to eat this Oh I have with me some food oh [ __ ] that’s good Oh kind of wish I could draw cuter Stuff Ramen no I that ship has sailed I don’t think I’m eating Ramen for a while you ever get that thing where like you eat something and then you’re really sick of it and it takes you like a good few months to eat it again not really months for me it’s like A week but like like a month I think actually no that’s me with Ramen there’s a point where I get really really really sick Ramen and I con even I really gave it usually it’s nice Then I get that with most food except pizza oh yeah I get it pizza too um the only food that I can kind of stand not having that with is rice I can eat rice in almost any context that’s me with chicken noodles I love chicken noodles for six months and Then hate them for three yeah I could eat pizza every day I literally cannot I I just I can’t I do I I sometimes I don’t think I get craving for pizza very often oh my God one thing that happened was like I remember there was like a a PewDiePie video that came out where he made Swedish pancakes and because of that video I just became so obsessed Al like making Swedish pancakes or just pancakes I have such a I had such a huge craving for it my craving for pancakes so like it’s the Passion that someone has for like a um a one night stand or something like it’s so intense like it comes on so strong for me and then like literally the day after I eat it I’m like I do not want to think about pancakes for like half a year it’s so Weird they made this pizza at um in high school I really really liked it had like the softest bread it was like oh it was so beautifully made and it was like very cheap it was only like five bucks or something and I don’t think I can ever eat it Again I think what I’d have to do is like go into my my high school again and like buy it again but like it’s going to look weird for like a random 22y old I mean 20 year-old to just go in and eat [ __ ] um Pizza you let pre you let predispose Control your diet you really are heart yes exactly at heart not not actually a Zoomer I a Zoomer at heart I’m eing pizza tonight whoa that’s nice tomorrow I need to make food man you know the worst part of being a human you got to eat food isn’t that so [ __ ] annoying you got to like actually do [ __ ] like granted we we have a lot of options on food and like food is actually kind of fun sometimes but good Lord I wish I could just eat for pleasure and not cuz we have to I mentioned this on the stream before But there’s like this group of people called the barians believe that if people just really tried super super hard they can just not have to eat like they can just like people just need to try really really hard and they just like can lose the desire to eat or Something and they’ll just be fine like they believe that eating is wrong or something or we eat because like I don’t know government’s controlling our brain or something those dudes are cool but God damn are dumb as hell like bro if people if humans would have f figured out that Like we can like live exist breathe survive without eating would have figured it out by now it’s been two Millennia like literally more than two Millennia like I highly doubt I highly doubt we we had we we would have figured out if we could like survive without eating by Now by the way chat um give me a just a general statement on how the stream is like technically like has there been a lot of lagging and stuff like um is the tuber the PNG tuber good are we good here come on CH give some give some good Old good old uh review I would like a review that is very nice to me um about my content um and mainly focuses on the technical aspects of the stream any comment that is vaguely mean I will ban you from my chat occasionally it spikes a little but 99% of the time is great okay I was worried it would lag and I think it did lag a little bit but I think it’s fine LS are kind of inevitable occasionally a little choppy but not bad and nice are a thank you j i really compliment if I ask for the Compliment R has been fire today oh I know thank you thank you it’s so good to feel appre apprciate it I think I need to fix some music though at some point cuz good Lord I’ve been I’ve been just searching on Loi beats to put on the background on Streams and I don’t think it’s working out for me maybe I should just cut out the music entirely we are in silence today chat we are meditating if you the music get the [ __ ] out now you got to just listen to this annoying ass deep Australian accent right Now listen to me as I tell you the truths of this world so um yeah we’re having a great stream today uh we’re having a lot of fun so how’s your your guys’s day been are are we having fun yet uh so I I I went to work work today um yeah so Um uh yeah I’ve been starting and watching stream all day oh that’s great that’s great yep that’s great uh yeah so viewers are are great for the stream that’s um I I appreciate it when people watch watch The Stream So I I draw like art and I like art because um Um I I I’ve drawn art for most of my life yeah it’s pretty pretty good yeah I like I like art so oh my God this this like a painful interaction I have with real life people on daily basis you know one thing I’m going to Confess to chat today going to be a really weird thing to confess I am so bad at greeting people like meeting someone for the first time I don’t know how to like approach it I just like stare at them and they stare back at me and I know the normal thing that most People will do in that situation is be yo what’s up and like my name is and the other person will be like cool my name is and they shake hands that’s how you be normal person when I meet someone I just go quiet I don’t know how to deal with It that’s also me IRL oh my God I know I’m so relatable I’m so relatable am I isn’t that right chat or don’t you relate to me so hard do you chat do you relate to me hard enough to give me money please don’t actually give me Money it feels like I didn’t ear it art streamer likes art more at 7even okay bro it’s a bit mean all right wrong Jesus Christ I’m dying here it feels like I’m at a stand up show and I have no Jesus what was that exterity just cheered n Bits bits Thank you for BS tell me what to do don’t tell me what to do honestly I can’t control chat let’s be real here y all are agents of chaos and I’m just the sigma female that puts you all together too late I’ve already given you money no how dare you oh how Evil I can’t handle it I feel like our boobs should not look like this I feel tits do not look like this do they no they don’t I have I should know this yeah tits should not look like this for any chatter who don’t know how Tits work do not look like this just so just so let you know the stream lagged and it sounded like you said Sigma email Sigma email hell yeah oh God it’s so painful without music [ __ ] I got way too comfortable streaming without music people normally put music they usually do right I’m [ __ ] dying here it literally feels like I’m being a standup comedian and failing miserably that’s what it feels like right now please back thank you oh thank God it’s back Jesus Christ now the Zoomers won’t leave oh oh there we go when I when I close it it goes like this Only one person can use Sigma email stop trying to be different blending with the crowd no if you want to stand out in YouTube streaming you have to be exactly like every other uh gamer I have to go on weird rants about dinosaur 6X I’m kidding that’s what I want to Talk about in chat Stegosaurus more like six Asaurus I I was so I’m so sad that I was like legitimately so excited to talk about my life is a Stegosaurus and then chat turned it into something horny you you all perverted a beautiful thing in street today how dare you I was excited to talk about my life As a stegosaur and you all ruined it you all ruined it I Blame You entirely you know one thing I don’t want to be is a worm a worm sucks ass I don’t want to be one I don’t want to look like one I don’t want To like I don’t want to live like one being an animal that like is just on on its like [ __ ] body all the time sucks I feel like like you can’t do anything you don’t even have hands you can’t step on anything you just Slither along you Know like a little water stream it’s so gross twitch chat is a reflection of a streamer no it isn’t shut up shut up with your weird nearly researched random quotes that you probably made up when you were in Vex Trinity this is Revenge for calling me cringe when I complimented you I feel Like you already cat that revenge in didn’t you CH would you still watch crisp if crisp was a worm you guys still watch My Stream if I 100% I doubt that but okay I appreciate the the love I guess mommy well I do something for sure definitely do something oh God okay I think I’m kind of done with art right now oh boy maybe I should switch to Valor how badly is this going to end I’ll draw one more thing I dra oh God I’m so scared I’m so scared to play B okay I got I got this I do this I can do this I will this little I’ll draw this little cat as my comfort animal right Now this is Comfort cat Comfort cat C guide me through valow and comfort C till the very end I like this and this is Comfort cat Comfort cat has a cute little pump pom tail and comfort cat will be with me till the very end won’t you comfort cat Comfort C Comfort all right anyway say goodbye to comfort cat all right let me load the scene it’s a shame I really like the chat I like that it combines YouTube and twitch but my only problem with it is like um it doesn’t show any of the different Colors that’s like that’s all I want I just want different colored um names for all of the Chatters but I can’t get that okay if this lag the stream I feel like it’ll lag the stream but okay okay okay I believe I in us I Believe in Us I Believe in my computer my computer Chris by the way you know I’m serious about queuing with you right no I’m not nobody’s queuing with me you will watch the misery on your own and it will make your own judgments I am queuing by myself and all I’m doing is playing Death matches because I suck at this [ __ ] game wouldn’t it make it much harder it’ll be a lot harder if I play with viewers I feel like bro I can’t handle back seat I’m kidding I mean I can handle it I just I don’t know it’s weird it’s weird there Goes my my my drawing tablet goodbye my comfort cap oh Val is opening up oh boy boy howdy if it laughs the stream I think I might play Minecraft or something maybe a little bit of Minecraft or sweet I like playing s on stream it’s chill I want backseat I actually don’t Care if people backseat I’m so bad at the game that it kind of warrants back seating like it’d be weird if chat wasn’t back seating me CU I’m that bad uh let me update the titles for the streams edit settings the greatest Valor game should I actually go for that Title I kind of want to do that okay greatest valer gameplay you’ve ever seen I’m just gonna put J this jerk oh it’s already lagging a lot JK if you’re a valon ner I’m joking please don’t hurt me hurt my feelings I think oh good lord okay I’ve never played val but I’ve Played other Shooters should I back seat how have you never played val if you played other what that’s so weird to me greatest valerant gameplay ever radiant J oh good lord valer nerds are going to be so [ __ ] mad at you okay let’s let’s pray to God dear God in Heaven FR I play a lot of Shooters but I’ve never touch fellow that’s surprising I’m actually surprised by that how is it hard to grasp I don’t know I feel like Val is just such a big game like literally everyone has played it I’m surprised people who who played First and haven’t played it it’s like it’s like this it’s like playing Roblox and lagging so I guess that’s a good sign okay the audio is let me just open up should I go full screen is it annoying the graphics are really pretty for this game though okay all right It should not be this low God damn wait is Chris playing in Window mode I’ve been mode for the last forever isn’t that easier isn’t it better to play window this is a you can’t hit flicks Beyond angle I have no idea what that means I have absolutely no idea what That means the problem is if I go full screen I can’t see chat anyone want oo can I not like pick like this that means you’re speaking different language I’m getting that’s working just a glitch was just the gun goes out of its way to shoot anywhere else [ __ ] to kill people That’s that’s better I that literally lit not even English to me I’m I’m hearing I’m hearing also can’t you play on red casual for no ranked base match at all or is that it is I’m just like I know people who play unranked also probably do it just to chill Out the chat what do you mean chat BR are you guys still there is it bricked right now was that an 820 f is chat bred are I’m let practice it’s fine okay be my God come on [ __ ] yes we go get we it’s worse than before wait how bad Is the audio right now is it so bad Um okay it I did I is that better does at all wait wait smiley face right wait the appear no wonder they’ve been looking is the better now I want pan so bad F um yeah you’re doing better than I expected I’ve been drawing smiley face on the wall two minutes sure I think these guys are I think it’s [ __ ] you in the [ __ ] thank you 20 you got this you got this bro you got you’re sexy and hot have low Expectations expectations okay I I’m pretty fire right now you think I couldn’t even I [ __ ] oh man I want I want you that should have gone I hate you okay come on bro no did you think like I would or something here way too much when I’m angry okay that was too Easy Chris a gun that’s not the default gun bro I can’t even begin to explain this to you I used every single gun none of them I like none of them I literally like them I hate all of them I hate all of them with burning passion plastic is fine shorty is fine Frenzy I have not actually used yet wait let me try it frenzy can I start did they just give you the oh like oh they all suck at this one’s pretty nice I thought I can switch guns in this game oh have you tried fighting against humans No I I told you I did play a few death so I technically did fight i’ just been doing B uh first B you’re designed to use Phantom or the that’s how designed think the Judge help hi you [ __ ] thank you no no that’s [ __ ] going through come on buddy no lag Rush easy mode come god of the easy mode easy mode freaking are like that chick um crisp in Easy Mode is crazy dog I don’t want to [ __ ] with her can I just get all the guns um you said Vandal right was it Phantom but will you for using L lmgs What’s that mean an lmg what does that mean like [ __ ] loaded ass language for me get that’s fun oh [ __ ] come on buddy die by you [ __ ] oh this really this never mind light machine gun oh that’s what lmg stands for br they freaking paper you shots good Lord kind of fun aren’t they think about you know guns aren’t fun uh until you start using [ __ ] this made for the Phantom you kidding me this is easy I got I didn’t get to now got to 20 need like two shots and they’re dead my good Lord nice 25 Baby lus Media Group all right of course that’s what it means how did I know put two and two together all right I’m going to do a few practice I’m sorry Chad I just I’m real I’m real coward with stuff like this I don’t want the CL [ __ ] off They’re so quick I don’t know any these I’ve done I did a little bit okay look how do you do anything [ __ ] you what man I’m Rusty only 22 medium all right you don’t need a [ __ ] brag all right B the video game I can do one more Ah oh what was that what that that I just did realistically humans don’t just like teleport that was perfect thing what is thing it’s cool it just like do whatever this seem very contr 88 chis down it’s not much let me see what else has brag more Please on the wall now they after a while I’m curious did they disappear that’s smiley face so cute meet your little cat [ __ ] they won’t let me draw my this game is evil game f when you don’t lose all right diffuse diffuse Spike um okay I Had this at medium I think I don’t know why they switch it back to shorty every time I’m enjoying phant though CH this is goingon to you’re going to watch some epic gameplay right here hey look at that look at that I practice here a lot hey I knew it I know how to play the game let’s [ __ ] go to some extent I understand the scenario there’s a bunch of Agents or something and then one side diffus the bomb and the other side diffuse the bomb oh wait they’re meant to break the Bomb and not diffuse it or like they’re me to plant it and make sure goes off and other side has to make sure it doesn’t go off and diffuse it um and basically you just do that for a million rounds until the game ends and everyone’s like whoa you you did it team You won the thing the other who that’s crazy I’m assuming that’s the game okay all right I’m done what the other one the other one was like the like oh yeah this lady is as AA and I think it’s like you can place Stars wherever in the map and you Can how many can you put down before you get shot down um and then well divided what did that do what the [ __ ] happening I don’t know what this is doing do I like what what do I do do I like the [ __ ] is this feel like I’m in an alternate Dimension in practice mode you can put many as you please what is this dup what is it doing you are in lean mode I don’t know what this does I mean it’s pretty can I can I escape how do I leave oh God uh all right so I just did that I guess Um can I shoot it to detonate it or um blocking Vision oh that’s cool must be to play the wall is a massive wall that you can walk through but cannot see or shoot through interesting wait wait that’s press the number blocking Vision conce block Vision I like this oh [ __ ] how do I get off all right just [ __ ] di there I guess all right what’s the next thing I can do um I wanted to try how do I like that’s cool it’s smoke from Rainbow I have no idea that one thing I’m learning about valant Is like you have to practice the game in order to get better at it um which is great for me because I’m so patient that’s one my key characteristics is I’m patient it’s got an add in picture and picture mode so now I don’t know why I don’t get any maybe you’re a Sub so competitive is it’s like some rules as unrated but a high stakes mode where youn in real okay play first to five rounds wins valerant gamepl the competitive where like you can get FL and diamond and [ __ ] right as patient as a cow it is one of my characteristics As a person yes death match one they recommended um they were like yo play Death Match cuz no abilities and it’s just running people and get used to gunning people down sounds fun I guess escalation the in the quick Team Deathmatch mode race through a series of 12 weapons and abilities with your team first team to complete the final level wins okay then team match in this ability enabled Team Deathmatch game mode race to be the first to 100 kills oh my God and then custom game is for if I friends which I don’t have Any I know a few people who play kind of and by saying I know them see them on Discord playing Val and I’m like oh they play Val feels like rainbow and OverWatch had a child it seems so I I don’t know what R is but I have heard of OverWatch OverWatch because of that one song where it’s like maybe I’ll be Tracer Tracer what about McCree already McCree just going I know main is that greenstone jet Phoenix Sage asra I can recruit someone I didn’t want to recruit someone but I don’t know how To Viper y these all seem so cool jet representing her country of Kore J invasive by the way I was looking at death’s thing and I was like wa she seems kind of cool I’ve seen a lot of people pray her found out her big thing like she double Jumps her one special skill is that she just jumps really high I thought that was weirdly cute it’s a very like first character kind of power that’s not her thing no I know it isn’t I just mean like her special skill I’m assuming her skill is actually like important Tailwind so prepare a gust of wind reuse the wind to propel jet she moving if jet is standing so literally me not literally shut up God you know one thing video games have made me desperately want is a double jump double jump has no reason to Exist like it defies logic in games but good Lord I W double jump in real life they just jump away from everything be [ __ ] sick personally I play Cipher who’s Cipher uh cyer did I over Cipher am I oh this is cipher oh this is the guy that toast I Know disg just plays this guy it looks a lot like him uh this guy’s a defensive exp to can lock down areas and watch flanks both on attacker and Defender rounds excuse me hello hello hey it’s Veron welcome welcome to the stream nice to see you I Guess welcome to the the greatest Val gameplay you’ve ever seen I’m assuming is is new he seems new I haven’t seen a lot all right wait I need someone to tell meid not crisy it’s a very sweet way of saying it I think I’ll play Death Match um Can someone please please someone Anyone for the love of God tell me how to switch characters so I can play Deathmatch please I don’t know how to do it I feel like I need to like switch my character but I don’t know how to do that how do I switch how to play this Game can I play You Sage Sage please what is this and no I went to death match I and it just gave me the thing it was just like hey you’re Brimstone now I’m so sick of playing Brimstone I hate him I hate him I hate him so Much Death Match Your character is chosen for you because abilities don’t matter what I don’t want to play is brimstone he’s sock oh [ __ ] this a fuing [ __ ] God all right I feel like I’m watching one of those vtu is inally Clue the sake of beinging [ __ ] you I hate you s much You Val I’m playing Val all right abilities death it’s gting people down it’s not about like abilities so same aun so like this is fancy is this like if I’m really good I can join a team why he looks like a redneck like Dad character I don’t like Him they say never judge a book by cover he looks lame okay he look so generic I hate him I didn’t ask play Val also I mean that with love I don’t think you did actually and I think I said I wanted to play Val and I just never really got Around to doing brimson is generic yeah I want to play some free welcome Contra I did go on a few online stff and it was like oh Raina is very like um it’s great for starter players but she also is very individual she she’s not great for teams or like that It’s going to take a while I’m so scared oh God I think I will end up playing an actual game of ban but Chad please I’m really bad I’m so bad the only thing the only thing getting me through right now is the sugar initiator challenges angles by setting Up their team to enter CED ground and push Defenders away Chris is fine everyone starts off not good at something just read Ross’s squid I have yet to do that I will check it out in sometime guess Chris can I get you to repeat ride ID it’s just Chris Zero desperate for to play aren’t you [ __ ] I’m so scared okay okay it’s badly all right all right chhat time for some Peak Val gameplay let’s go boys the bit after the hashtag oh oh Riot oh [ __ ] yeah I have to go and find that God wait it’s gonna be a It’s going to be such a pain to look at good luck crisp I’m so dead I’m so [ __ ] dead stream’s probably going to lag a little bit because of this man it’s taking forever match found yay I’m not Brimstone anymore thank God thank Jesus I don’t think I’ve ever played this map Before how do I get a cool Banner like these guys do look so oh Jesus [ __ ] Christ be nice to me okay no [ __ ] Cowboy ass what the [ __ ] is this I missed everything missed every shot all right no bro bro TP one you’re only accurate when you’re standing still well that’s a Stupid rule okay we know the drill stick to your rules and we’ll crush it fight this is going to be fun there’s some guy here okay this is a very [ __ ] map I hate this map it’s too open I’m so scared why do we have to kill each other Can we just be together in harmony you [ __ ] you you [ __ ] [ __ ] can you crouch for accuracy and B I think I I don’t know how it works I just want to kill one person I need a I need that in my [ __ ] two people you can Crouch for Wait ah come on come on buddy oh come on that shouldn’t maybe I just run away my fight I’m just some lady from South Korea [ __ ] you [ __ ] it’s actually impressive can I kill one person just one I just want to kill Slaughter one person Please I just need that one thing for my pride day I missed like every shot oh my [ __ ] God I missed every no no no no I was reloading need to respect it can I kill one person today please one one person one person can I build one person that’s all I Need what is this room your control well what’s the [ __ ] law for [ __ ] what’s the what’s the excited law for you seem a bit too that sh people in their head that’s very helpful thank you [ __ ] you [ __ ] man chat I don’t know what’s up with today but I’m just doing so bad 100% Yesterday I was doing just well for sure oh one person just to kill one person oh hello someone joined what was that what the hell was that Dark Knight 64 B just redeem no cursing I hate you I hate you hate you withing passion I I literally I literally do That I am sorry I can’t [ __ ] do that you want me to play this game without cursing do you think I’m a God I’m not not Jesus Christ how self control do you believe I have I kill you please oh I killed them oh my God I killed well I killed someone Though okay I’m so F pissed right now oh what a perfect time to redeem my shitty 10 minutes oh for love 10 kills remaining [ __ ] Jesus Christ heyo that’s a d all right I keep hearing footsteps and it’s like freaking me out do people like five kills Remaining I don’t have to swear I don’t have to swear I I cannot swear I cannot I can I can do this it’s just it feels like it feels really dangerous to to do that I feel like you really need to angle right what I needed to run Away hey that’s a thank you for your Insight that’s a phantom moment right there are you one kill remaining are you trying to guard me I swear to my favorite God May rest in peace in heaven not dead he never he did oh my God I killed one person Chat I want to play a Valor match and like do it so poorly just in the chat being like the most annoying like I think we did a lot today I think we all put something into the team and we all really worked hard oh I earn something what’s the GL Okay thanks I guess Glo spray all right can I do anything with it can I do anything with it okay crisp right ID now you’re so freaking mad kesz chill wait let me is this it no it isn’t I think I I don’t want to open up riot The yeah I don’t think I am I think sorry I’m sorry kesas I’ll give it to you later I’m just like worried about um lagging it’s already lagging pretty badly one kill ass something not the worst possible outcome it’s a good way to look at it I guess 11th Place well I got my birthday right KDA this is like isn’t it kill kills deaths and what’s the a is it assists I did five assists apparently I I will Chad I know you won’t believe me but I actually had like five kills yesterday when I was playing This game so really I think you guys are distracting me here not even the match you’re too nice to me chat oh that’s why you have Auto reject friend requests on oh wait I do um wait I’ll turn it on real quick now chat can be my friend my friend um Oh only allow party requests from Friends yeah sure we not all right let’s do another death match or maybe I should actually try play one of the characters now I’ll do another Death Match let me be let me be a coward for just a little bit Longer first tesus is now your friend oh God so much for my what time I’m aake right now five minutes left on this Cur timer Death Match pretty permanently I’m Asian what does that mean permanently agent can you agent temporary or what used to pay you like it’s it’s pretty that sounds very High gecko fade deadlock Cypher chamber I feel like chamber gives me the ick is it just me he looks like he watches like man TBS or something or he makes them himself breach Astra Soo s s i feel there’s probably been too many twitch Chatters already made that joke But I don’t know what it’s funny to mean s Phenix Jeet Brim ramstone ramstone y Vier ski Renna REO Renee I like Renee Raz amen naon kill kill Joy K Joy K kill Joy kill Joy I like kill Joy KO I feel like is that how you say his Name is it KO or is it Kyo Caillou I like Caillou actually ISO Harbor g g g g this is the great streamer content you all subscribe for isn’t it f f diog match it’s like KO like knock out oh well that makes sense I guess all right let’s see who we got Does it usually take Valor this long for it to load hey oh oh I got sge I got sge among us amongus Ascent Death Match why does it say say Sydney is it like I’m streaming from Sydney or something bangang all right get him Vandal good how good is a Vandal Vandal seems pretty tight oh this is crazy it feels like we’ve been doing this forever anyone else feel like that F okay don’t hold back I thought I was playing sge but okay right okay that was easy sing still well look at that shot I killed someone [ __ ] scared Me wait I swear did not [ __ ] me f me in theing [ __ ] I S I swore I swear God why did I add that reward think going to be funny reward I can add for my chat because it be cute and funny because I like swearing so much but no Just pisses me [ __ ] off and the timer just went off perfect I hate you all let me hit You why don’t they stand still like box what’s up with them [ __ ] you game bul dominating dominating [ __ ] make it for the current game oh my God pie of sh game you I’ll I’ll kill you all you’ll see my wrath God if I play a horror game I’m so screwed Oh God okay okay [ __ ] 10 kills remaining dominating [ __ ] dominating I literally saw the shot why I’m rude that was like traumatic or something five kills remaining bro dominated by whoever’s voicing please [ __ ] I feel like I get like I become like a like scared and I just like hit Everything one kill remaining and [ __ ] that’s not do did I kill anyone why do they get the shot so Right can I kill someone pleasey please I miss genin I miss genin maybe I need to like I killed someone did kill that person no I didn’t I don’t think they killed that person ah where the [ __ ] did you come from okay I can definitely come on that’s [ __ ] yeah that’s half the problem with Death Match oh they just get spawn kill In fairness though generally I’m pretty [ __ ] so which is fair oh my God chat if I play an actual game I’m going to be so bad it’s not even funny hey I’m better than de egg so that’s pretty Good performance killed one person who was standing still so I think I did pretty well 11th again I swear I got n last time okay okay should I go un raided I feel like un raided very long uh not wor I don’t know I’m a bit of a coward when It comes to games like this I feel like Val and like OverWatch and stuff they feel very um what’s it called like a big deal to me cuz I see them so much crisp there what do you mean crisp there oh oh you invited me might as wow God this badly Kiss do you me to go competitive I could completely your tank your rating right now oh wait I can’t control it [ __ ] boy all right guess it’s a Cas stream now let’s see where this goes all PR M must be a little 20 to play in this que get [ __ ] Oh so we are doing Death Match I think I can only do Death Match until later or something I don’t know how it works I think I have to win a Death Match Game maybe maybe that’s how it works I don’t know chis be VC figured yeah don’t go do that I don’t Want I’d rather notas I think I’m goodus get to level 20 already I think I’ll um because I don’t to do voice chat yet I don’t think I’m ready call me a coward if I play an unrated game how bad would it go that’s chill we can still do it’s all right Okay we’ll see where it goes then is now the party leader all right they’re so pretty though do you want unrated or death match I don’t know uh I’ll do one More Death Match I think I feel I’m getting comfortable death match for now ISO K kill Joy nion Amen wait I need to put the [ __ ] curse counter back up I have a problem I think I’m addicted to swearing or something Harbor Co f diad dead look dead look I like dead look Seer cyer cyer chumber I gu a French way of saying it Le [ __ ] a defo play more casual mode yeah I’m kind of dying out here let’s see how good Death Match goes boys let’s see how good it goes the problem is a lot of this takes so long to load though you again I’m going to kill you Dark may the Lord Almighty that was actually everything not named competitive is a casual mode oh Come on buddy hurry up Buddies thank you lus oh this looks like a cute map Lally just heard the name and I was like I’m down man people dying on left and right where are you [ __ ] Mr invisible I swear again I’m going to lose my mind I don’t know how people do This how do people do stuff without like swearing I don’t understand at all you’re not on a team together I don’t know how it’s working I think it’s warmup since it’s War up I think they got randomized oh ah ah and my reaction time is [ __ ] oh boy ruin their Day maybe watch and learn I can’t even hide I couldn’t even run back that was me that took crisp head off Elm I’m glad you’re finding so much enjoyment from this why can’t I hit them when they hit me it’s not fair [ __ ] that’s not swearing this is not Fair I tell what footsteps are mine and what are other people’s how do people play this game it’s like possible crap you didn’t even shoot well I’m sorry a bit stunned at the man holding the gun I’m sorry if that confuses you a little no wonder you don’t hit them okay I get enemy down one that g of excitement that I actually killed someone followed by oh I’m dead is knifing someone very effective got a KN here who was that was there was there there I hear footsteps are those my own footsteps I’m hearing steps are they just my own foot scared by God what I can’t in most shoters knifing is but very effective in specific scenarios there funny they give us if at all I jump that obviously did not work I was going for a gun to blaze and a but I guess that would not work very easily a that shouldn’t hit me you’re Being oh my God bro pulled out his knife specifically okay dominating dominate me Bro dude was waiting for me jeez well I even I did shoot the bullets should have gone through I believe 10 kills remaining I pick that up who is that mystery man honestly same she does sound hot yeah not a single one hit not a single one One bro why can’t I hit you why don’t you hit me five kills remaining well you did that one match found between me and that announcer yes stop killing me you know I’m actually impressed I’ve gone this swearing I’m I’m proud of myself do not Reload the VOD I swear to Buddha if you do that one kill remaining why do we fight War what is it good for [ __ ] you are we done Jesus GG aim then shoot thank you not the other way around but if I don’t shoot then they’ll they’ll kill me Another DM or unrated crisp after you killed me twice um oh this one I am at the bottom that’s what I actually have at the bottom DM or unrated oh God I feel like if I do what rated I’m going to have to use abilities and I’m not great at Abilities I haven’t used any of them oh God I’m so scared actually according to the post match it’s four kills all right great thanks for clarifying get better shooting games boils down to doing that aiming quickly very or very fast un how anyone like you need to be brainwashed into playing like shooting Games like two to get better at it I feel like okay oh God I don’t know want to do unrated I feel like really bad oh God my team is going to [ __ ] hate me but sure we’ll do one unrated I have I think this timer like three times Today DM or unrated unrated I’ll do un I’ll do one red and I’ll probably go back to to death match cuz I get scared hi Chris hi Ross welcome fine to be bad no it’s fine to be bad just like worried they will not hate you they will Probably be just as bad as you are that’s nice and I hope so in fact I hope they’re worse than me I hope they picked up the game like an hour later than I did so I could at least be like like not as bad over if you want to switch to YouTube you can also watch it on YouTube because you can do that now CU I’m a tech genius all right we’re in Q now epic all right what I get up to cool alen naon I I haven’t I feel like I could come with something smarter for Neon match oh wow so quick God damn oh my God she’s so hard though just take a seat I got this for I just hate the British please pick I did pick fun G yeah oh gosh okay all right stream I’ll and learn how the Game kind of it’s weird I don’t know I can play in the gist break sometime got a bunch of uni students here I am so scared do you have how many you buy at the beginning I have this thing where I’m pretty naturally good at games but it Takes me forever to fully learn them to get good yeah same I just like I’m also natural really good at games yeah definitely you know when you think about it gaming is just like eating you just have to pick it up and then you get really good after a While it’s the worst thing I’ve ever said H this thing’s R to load clearly not Crisp that’s mean I resent that well if we’re attacking we have to plant the spike right is that what it means we have to like go down and do the thing and and hope nobody else diffuses It I think that’s right oh wait is the defending team the one who plants the spike or are we the ones who oh God how do you buy anything oh no I have to reload [ __ ] um is the sheriff good never mind I hate it I hate It so much I hate the guns that like so low slow on reload y planting Spike okay okay okay I’m planning the spike all right all right cool cool cool cool revealing area I have the spike there they are Spike down B reloading deploying drone careful now enemy tag Reloading no need to suffer reloading kill someone [ __ ] we where the [ __ ] am I what happening I’m going to just one enemy remaining we won I didn’t do anything I mean I did so much yeah that was them there guys yeah we we did it together let’s Go whoa that was amazing can I not use any of my other abilities is it just one reloading who can talk on mic none of us I refuse I didn’t anything I got you bro do [Applause] anything reloading enemy killed care I died fight planted did I do any Helpful MVP I didn’t do anything literally didn’t do anything okay yeah I’m an MVP boy oh get get rolled cascus get rolled one enemy remaining and I’m still hungry probably best to play as a team I’m such a hater was distracted by stream go away maybe he’s the L I don’t know why I stream can I kill at least one person this time please I want to kill one person deep breath bangang bangang wait look at this guys look at this ring area nobody was looking all right cool that’s do we have friendly fire on here take flight Sho um can we like multiple enemies B why do we keep walk Spike down B oh thank God gun here where is it last player standing SC me one enemy remaining damn it I could have used it KES help her kill someone I’m I hate you all so Much okay chat look this is the goal for the stream I’m going to kill one person okay it will happen I know sounds unbelievable it will happen 30 seconds left you just have to believe clutch oh back hurts everyone’s so heavy magic damn hey guys hey guys guys check this Out need a drop gun here gun here I show them my art skills so I’m I’m that I’m useful oh it’s the by face [ __ ] they H I was so close this time I had 20 seconds left Chris follow KES where is the map’s so tiny Spike down mid Here steing I switch character oh I can do that right enemy spotted Beacon here did you die oh you did die rip last player standing well we died pretty quickly chuz is probably the richest player at least I’m the richest in personality I like to think I like to think the richest in Person which is probably the mostthe thing I could have ever said new fat new tactics keep it fresh yeah Chris buy a rifle plus armor if you have money um I do have money what’s a rifle like a Marshall and shields I don’t want to Use why can’t I buy buy this you better run so far oh I bought two shots of it okay um okay I hate godam there they are Spike drops I have the spike way to go Bud reloading s Beacon here careful now I think that did something Vision are we planning Spike who has a [ __ ] a [ __ ] I actually don’t know if I’m on the attack or defending team so this is going go great for me I don’t know what team I’m on what’s the Q I have to like hold it watch your eyes here theun Begins oh there’s one player left no there isn’t no there is it’s you and me be faster oh that’s not sorry last player standing far out I expected better of them my have a marshall maybe I could try operator let me show you how the fly fire should probably catch up with my Team wait where is KES I keep losing him I feel like he’s the person I meant to be following right now where are you kesas you on all right cool Spott a y we spotted some enemies that’s cool enemy oh well that’s not fun why we play at Spike okay we just see Here reloading last player standing why did you get sniper again uh my genius chatter keskus told me to and I thought it was something he had to do um but apparently not did I miss hear what he said lost um that’s bad luck fellas you know I’m getting more comfortable For shotgun suck rifle oh oh like just rifles oh that makes way more sense all right I don’t want Shields man I feel like I’m being coward if I get right here let’s go watching here be quiet finished Nowhere to Run deploying drone enemy enemy bull down Mid hey kesa can I steal your gun I wanted to use my all the Le okay so this is good open up the so either it’s the jum or the big guy I got a kill yet no if I don’t if I will don’t have to ask permission to Steal from the dead that’s fair that’s fair I mean normally you do I guess 30 seconds left watching smoke pretty good last player standing oh down mid if they diffuse the spike then it’s over right I got Spike 10 seconds left gra is a serious crime Serious I feel like the worst part of grave robbing would probably be the body snatching part you know not at least stealing from the dead but like stealing the body or something why no oh didn’t plant anything I have a Spike oh I have the spike what I do Reloading I don’t know how to plant the Spike oh no I don’t know how to plant the spike does anyone know oh good lord I don’t know what how do I plant the spike bro I literally don’t know how to plant the spike anyone please someone tell me The ring are hold four okay okay sorry I have the Spike spike down mid stay last player standing oh let’s go keskus Rambo it come on bud one enemy remaining hey prep for hell these nuts that was childish on me I’m sorry there’s one play left planted scanning Ahead oh Ser is pretty good huh Le it’s not your problem yeah it’s cuses 8 HP Bud good luck oh my God be the fireball I did play Sur a bit oh never mind it’s a bit cringe cesas is he going to diffuse in time yeah I think so Rip rip on a stick boys well we did good R try I just I just want to use my least once I just want to use my ult once please can I just use it once how do I use the guardian okay it’s a katana no knife it is a CO Knife can you buy knives reloading buy a knife reloading I think like you have to actually buy a KN physically scanning ahead there they are enemy spotted B reloading cing their Vision Dr reloading Captain killed Captain plant a [ __ ] kill one one thing it’s all I want I Just want to kill something I have the spike plant this bike on the righted side swear counter is over at least Spike planted imagine paying real money on a virtual knife I can’t believe knives cost real money that’s crazy there well let’s go CZ one enemy remaining death is called friend Grimstone has abandoned the match and will not be spawned this round oh good snack time only brought enough for me raino rifles okay well the rifles I’m starting to think kind of stuck what did they SMG they do a lot of hits and they go boom bo bo bo bo Boom oh no oh no oh no oh there is no Universe I’m going to kill anyone with this my ready bro well all right guess I’m dead this round oh thank you thank you King you’re the best what is this gun it looks like a gun from like heaven or something careful planted Nice I’m just going to stay with this careful deploying drone careful now well that was quick how does anyone survive last player standing I Believe In You Chris you really shouldn’t we’re 54 right now did we lose again don’t startop resting still work to do my ALS ready I’m going To going to recapture one you can sell the classic gun I think you can get one kill in the game I think you you think too highly of me scanning ahead found them I am the hunter I am the hunter really I don’t know bro oh God I wish I could tell where we are or we really doing that would be helpful I think um Can where is everyone I’m stu okay bro look you disappoint me careful now gun here scanning ahead wait is it up or down okay they’re over there Then how do I get through here one enemy remaining one we killed him that quickly where’s the spike I’m going to stay I’m just going to stay with the spike nice well we didn’t do much but am I not meant to stand near the last round before the switch we lose Everything after this spend it quiet well I guess L round before swap oh wait so is Val rounds we play as Defenders and then we play as attackers or something oh it’s like sports no kind of nope no no there uh okay the Hun begins maybe I should have followed keskus Instead okay it’s not good work it’s you and me what the what is happening to be do what is this last player standing what what was that was I what someone explain in non valerant terms what just happened oh J oh you sweet you will not kill my Allies uh okay so that was something what the what the heck switching sides this is randomly out of nowhere it was like we they demand a fight who are we to disobey uhy I guess we’re doing Sheriff I like ghost though ghost pretty chill um the ball’s Good need a drop I assume you got sucked into a duel you got to duel him is that like what is that one of the the guy’s SS that’s really dumb how did you get up there oh enemy spotted a you know maybe it’s not a great idea For me to just be out in the open are back all right keskus win one for the team buddy you got this bro he’s got this he’s totally got this what a waste of a gun I’m should be easy to Lear go here um press o dash SP planted oh that was Sick last player standing oh Spike’s going off for sure uh I’ll keep Sheriff we have a curveball already I’ll pick a blaze yep what’s up bud requesting ghost I want a v I got you bro oh what’s this oh no it’s just classic Gun okay Raina needs help at house I can’t help you Raina is that the Dual thing what is that was that meant to do anything where is everyone X someone’s there enemy in attacker spawn okay in spawn careful now what exactly are we meant to be doing diffusing Something this is such riveting game play I 20 seconds into a battle um 30 seconds left enemy spot well let’s try it Spike planted last player standing hi which server um uh Australian server I think Chris doesn’t know what planet she’s on I’m not that Clueless Okay I just started the game Give me some space here try aiming at head level thank you Zakaria thank you so much I’m sure be helpful I’m being so mean she’s so showing signs of incompetence why are you acting like I’m some labat single life worth saving I’m human man my El’s ready I want a vandal The Vanda looks pretty should I buy another Blaze I’ll sell this boy I’ll get a cur ball okay one thing to do is be a noob and I just don’t want to be a noob and get shields I know it’s stupid and I Shields if I want to play more than 20 Seconds of this game Enemy spotted mid where reloading Spike down wish it was on a Singapore server oh it’s okay enemy spotted B one enemy remaining oh we won what did we do did we just kill everyone that’s cool that’s cool I wish yeah I killed someone too ready to Stretch I I killed someone I killed someone too um reloading uh yep I definitely killed someone it was uh was epic I’m just going to follow kesas KES knows what they’re doing wow internet really hates me tonight it’s Australian internet we’re kind of we’re kind of boring with It can we see where the enemies are my mobile data isn’t even working what is this elet don’t waste your mobile data crisp you should probably Shield but I don’t want to be a noob how am I going to if I rely on Shields I haven’t died stop talking yeah you got it Bud doing great watching here scanning ahead found them careful now did I make that no I uh uh last player standing night night I just want one kill the shooting gods that I just I want one kill any of the gun Gods if you exist please give one kill I beg the That’s all I want today I just want to kill one person I just one person that’s when we strike that’s when we strike pretty sure BR by shs whatever this is a thousand you know what fine for Content I’ll do it let s this B what does H hands do to throw a Fireball the flare or the takes a living path oh this is the one I should be using where is everyone everyone moves so quickly in this game you don’t have to buy the big Shield Spike down B on my way watch your eyes see you that’s why there’s two you don’t Have to buy the big Shield well the big Shield seems like it doesn’t really do a lot surprisingly well we won thanks can we all join in though our ping would be high not yours reloading um bye stuff King yeah congratulations you received 100 messages today with restream chat I Know um I don’t know man need help okay watching a crisp 180p classic Spike down a spike a can I go to got him out it’s you and me it’s you and me baby oh [ __ ] uh uh uh uh uh that was a mistake that mistake that was a mistake fall back is Everyone that scared me so much what the heck wait did something happen uh 30 seconds left Spike planted Okay one enemy remaining not playing wait the spike was there we didn’t plant until was that important can I know this stops what you draw stream yeah you can join our Discord you oh wait no you don’t have that on YouTube do you you’re still here what Happened I have extra money if anyone needs all right let’s see if I can even do this feel like something happened but the hunt begins oh the hunt began you’re done watching here take Flight oh enemy spotted a prepar for Hellfire enemy spotted A what’s with all the mning are you guys good what’s happening one enemy remaining I think everyone’s in a spike down a spike spotted a a okay that’s how it works right there’s only one person then I can’t imagine being 30 seconds left revealing area there they are Flash oh 10 seconds Left no time oh we won cool the moaning is people dying ELO they thought as a bow string the fight demands it thanks need a drop thanks oh all right I did some stuff I have money if anyone needs a drop thank you thanks need a drop into the unknown Thank you into the Unknown we’re starting here all right that’s quick just going down the Hunter flash careful now is there anyone there here Spike spotted a one enemy remaining freak never come back oh this K is got ni oh my God show to go bro stop I don’t know what any of this means What does an ace mean does it mean like you’re it would have been hilarious if Crystal my Ace there I don’t even know what that means what does an ace mean I’ve seen it a lot and people being like w that’s so cool and Ace is so cool is it like when You kill all of them careful now found them kill kill kill kill reloading Spike down B it means you killed every enemy oh wow oh this makes me scream things that I scream last player standing that’s crazy killing every enemy that’s wild man those are for real sweats Huh wait how do I steal an ace then if it’s like that one person killing the entire team it’s you and me or is it like the Lost person oh God stealing an ace means taking the fifth kill when someone has four oh does that mean you you get the Ace thing or like do you get the big banner that goes Ace or like do you just not get anything cuz the fifth the person Stole Your Ace the other one right keep up need a drop enemy spotted still in sight watch your eyes enemy spotted a no more my ALT is Ready Nowhere to Run last player standing Banner yeah I thought that was how it worked maybe I should be good support oh 1111 y better keep up let me go solo yes daddy I’m not even going to I was going to be like thanks Daddy and then I Realized it’s not no I’m not doing that I’m not doing that today I don’t think they’re coming this way I don’t think they are here deploying drone watch your eyes impressive Spike down b careful now where’s everyone B oh God okay what is that is that a bad Thing last player standing DN should have expected that one enemy remaining T is dying for me right now I need to I’m going sleep have a good rest 30 seconds left good night sleep well dark night it’s like what 12 got a good sleep Match Point what was that let’s go I got things to do I got things to do and these rounds are long so is the idea like people can come from a and people come from B watching here reloading ready for going a revealing area enemy spotted B I am the hunter it’s you and me oh God oh God oh God oh God oh God Spike down B yeah that I didn’t think that would help I don’t think I’m going to kill someone shot I don’t think it’s going to do take flight maybe Wonder day one enemy remaining bro I can’t even aim it’s a miracle if I ever get to kill Someone that sucks thanks Jack sudden death is this the last one need a drop let me S you should I go heavy no I don’t need heavy Shields I to be going a are we not going B we’re assumingly not going B all right I guess we’re all aing aing today boys Here good luck partner okay going B here barrass them I have extra money if anyone needs need a drop on my way whoa people realize really quickly if it’s a orb forgive me on my way enemy spoted the best t no that wouldn’t be the best tactic the best tactic would be everyone Rushing one side and pray that the side doesn’t real like they’re going a or enemy spoted B thank you I got a clean my reaction is someone’s last player standing oh my God attackers win whoa oh God okay I think it’s enough valorant calling it there oh definitely honestly I’m down to stream For a bit longer but I think I’m good on Valor for today didn’t kill a single person I died 22 times and I killed zero people let’s go boys I think it’s just going to be a lot of practice it’s good oh I earned rewards those that’s pretty Cool why does this one look so weird it looks like propably Enda poster I hope you enjoyed the show FKS the show where uh I started off off optimistic and then proceeded to not kill anyone that was great oh God I’ll play off stream though because I game my reaction Time it is really F you’re a good keskus was definitely MVP for sure I was so garbage at that oh God I’ll definitely play off stream it was really fun I enjoyed it a lot H that was really helpful though good I think I can I’m actually comfortable playing Now one day I’ll actually around dies it’s if you go Z and have fun you yeah it was I liked it I missed Death Match Pur because I killed people in this one I didn’t get to kill people I didn’t have time to kill people and that made me sad I think It was literally oh my God that’s the end of the Val P stream I kind of feel like stream maybe I’ll go back to art for a bit or something um oh I I closed Valor but the music’s still playing oh there we go it’s gone maybe I should do some art again I’ll bring twig back welcome back to um what could we do we could do some drawing I think I might go back to art or Minecraft I could do both I haven’t been on my Minecraft server in so long wait let me just test something uh testing Minecraft I just Want to test if I can play Minecraft with my PNG YouTuber because that’s something I always wanted to do Minecraft Minecraft my favor G all right well you made your position clear on this I’ll go back to Art if the music is good if the sound’s good Minecraft so it’s an art versus Minecraft battle we’ll see which one wins we will see we will see Mft S I think the weird thing for me after the after I started like streaming on both twitch and the other one I think the thing that’s going to be really weird for me is the fact that I don’t have to export any videos on Twitch Anymore I mean YouTube the music was really good on Valor though Minecraft thanks to everyone sticking around still I’m actually surprised I don’t know why today’s one of those days where I just feel like streaming for a really long time it’s a rare but it happens good old mean CFT let’s see how it goes um the Uuu let me open it up first yeah let’s Go longest stream so far I think no it actually isn’t my longest stream was like six hours and that was when I um when I played uh not played no I did an art piece and that was the art piece where I had the little girl with pink hair that was so long Ago that was really long ago just I’m from mcraft music tell me the sounds bad just so that you Can I literally don’t know where I am though if I Like The I used to play Minecraft music when I was working at a cafe oh my god when I went France you expect to be it’s like it’s of [ __ ] in all honesty and when we went there uh I thought it was really cool but like there was one point where we went To a restaurant and they were they were playing a playlist in the background and I was like definitely before and then realized it’s cuz it’s like study be it’s like the I think I don’t know if the it’s the OG one the the Beats Loi beats to listen and chill that was It they just they just ripped that playlist from like they didn’t try to find any music themselves or anything unique or interesting and I was like man Paris is just like so lame it’s so inauthentic Minecraft music has always had that aspect of sparking Creative Energy to me my God if you guys keep going you’ll be writing a video essay in my own Chat Where the hell I’ve been Bro is gone does anybody know where my base Gone and stuff G it my beautiful pride and joy it’s just gone Now and sometimes it’s rather inconclusive my audio never Right next to raid Place let me test out something real quick hold pause hold remember you using a shipwreck I I did I did indeed use a Shipwreck I had low latency off um medium stereo enable push to talk huh I don’t think that would help default disabled I wonder what that would do would that fix anything well it said High higher CPU usage I’m just kind of clicking buttons in hope it works seems like it’s still a bit Choppy oh one day I’ll be able to afford a PC where it’s not so choppy oh can’t change that replay buffer all right did that make it better or No need a y or nature God my avatar is a oh bro what am I where am I did I get raid of oh oh what in hard mode what this I just want to sleep please just let me sleep game well I think so too do I go for love of Buddha right Here okay okay okay okay okay why is there so many monsters what the [ __ ] I need a game theory on on why M hell or literally hell I don’t oh my God need to eat are you [ __ ] kidding me I got the wrong thing how do I how do I Get my inventory how do I get my inventory chicken do I have any food I don’t have any food are you kidding me steak how do I how do I equip it stop hitting me you [ __ ] my God I have Arrow now thank you thank you Mister now I’m on page I might as well well okay that was a good not I don’t know how to play Minecraft get up get up get up lost good we’re fine anyway I don’t think you know what I I need I need I need to stop going on adventures Adventures are great but really okay but what we really need to do is to improve the lair and I think the best way of doing that is to um is to see it from far away think I might like I think today we should do some architectural design you know what’s a Home without some architectur even if can’t appreciate a giant house you know I it look like a skull that’d be cool all right should probably get some food first [ __ ] Chad did you know that dogs have qus for penises why does this [ __ ] Die pigs pigs have tails you did know that oh I thought I had a new fact there that was that’s disappointing I thought that was a fact I only KN Chris I Ur you to think about the things you say before you say them why of the many the First dos have penis which I think is pretty cool feel bad for the L duck feel like that would kind of hurt a little likeit how’ that even go in anyway um let’s get some food first oh I have some cooked pork chop and no wood um I need Wood all right let’s go on an adventure to find wood maybe I should take that cook ducks are in a weird sexual Evolution War what does that even mean that sounds kind of cool though a weird sexual Evolution War I want to be in a weird sexual Evolution war that sounds Sick uh where’s the thing there it is do pigs have CS for penises too or it just their tails did I already asked that I was wondering about that it’s kind of we well where we’re set and sail with one pork let’s hope this doesn’t backfire this is how humans used to live Back in the day chat they used to fend for themselves they used to punch trees they thought about all the things they could do one day I think maybe I don’t know do you think caveman thought the memes would be invented that like the computers would come to life and [ __ ] like I think every prediction people have made about the future has been mostly wrong most of the time caveman had gone it stupendously wrong it’s actually kind of sad There we go if you were a caveman back in the day You’ that corn would be you Know which is kind of sad really when you think about it are you new to Minecraft um no I’m very experi I’m very experienc for the is Java the good one she to MC you ch’s name I can’t see ra draft is their name female ducks really don’t want to smash apparently so They evolve maze like designers so male ducks evolve explosive cork screwes to get around it and it’s like a constant back and forth Evolution thing oh man that’s kind of cool what [ __ ] what the hell is this like gender War happening between dogs it’s before Our very own eyes that’s so sick am I the only one who thinks that’s cool what the [ __ ] is this chat um we were discussing how ducks have quk screw penises and we kind of just went from there you’re free to join the discussion if you want To this is people’s normal reaction to my streams I feel like so it’s an evolutionary arms race that’s dope it is that sounds cool but also kind of sad what the [ __ ] is this chat one day we’ll have a normal stream chat oh we got pork chops coming num n All right let’s see let’s see one of the best parts of Minecraft cooking the pork chop for sure oh my God oh my God wait if I wait I need to stop clicking the emote button by accident if I did this and I used this instead of the full Planks would it still make the pork chop oh my God please don’t tell me that is I it would look so dumb oh Jesus I wasted so much food I punched so many trees oh God I’m so dumb all right we’re going on an adventure to architecturally improve our house let’s Go that was such a waste of wood why did I do that all right this is part of the learning this is learning the learning for assist this is how we become better at punching trees it’s all right have to crafting table I have one I have one in my house just need to go and get it and tools I have tools but punching trees is kind of satisfying you smash trees with other wood Mona yeah Mona monkey see monkey to let her figure stuff out it’s funnier that way no it isn’t okay sometimes I Need guidance all right I know I’m like really pro at Minecraft and stuff but I need I need I need freaking that’s not a house great deduction Dro great deduction it is not a house imag actually building like a normal house how cringe wouldn’t you want an epic shipwreck as your house Instead with a bed so small that it looks like your apartment from your uni days isn’t that what you want any box structur a house if you believe it so let her suffer I’m not suffering I’m having a great time game is fun okay and I all the people being like you’re not Playing the game right you’re doing why would you cook all the wood in the pork chop I think I’m playing the game amazingly all right in fact I think you’re all being haters right now f look I have Emerald that’s like one of the hardest things to get in this game And I have it so I think I’m pring playing pretty well much for AR design I didn’t even know what to do to up I need specifically jungle wood I think I think there are literally 12year olds who play this game than me no diamonds are that’s not True oh yeah if diamonds are are like the biggest uh thing in the game why do all the villagers use Emerald H explain that Mr Minecraft genius freaking Minecraft pro over here the best part of Minecraft is doing [ __ ] your own way exactly in my universe I think that Emerald is the biggest Thing and diamond is kind of nothing you know if some think about it this way something is worthless the less of there less of it there is really that’s my Philosophy for example uh dirt is everywhere and dirt is very important to grow plants and therefore dirt is the most value in Minecraft You need 26 sticks for emerald and that proves my that worthless things uh ultimately actually I do need steps I’ll put steps here end the steps here or something B there we go was in the highest regard well now there’s a girl hold emerald in the highest regard I’m taking this Emerald thing Seriously I can Mak disagree but you do you Queen slay I know this is my universe I just need to conquer it I plan on on demolishing this world man I’m going to put I’m going to put statues of myself everywhere but um just me and my dictatorship and my World it mcraft is really all about colonialism I’m going to I’m going to do PewDiePie thing and just have like a giant like flag of Australia freaking Australia Tower there we go all right the Jungle the jungle how do I get do anyone know do we have to go somewhere else for It let’s the ship from jungle wood here God it’s so the sound effect is so like rough you know there is a lot of and also a great value standand because you can make gloss and gloss expensive St you know I couldn’t that like sand um Gloss is made from Sand I don’t know why I can’t wrap my mind around that wait so Stupid at least build a bridge you need to explore no I’m good that was so stupid I forgot to do thing I forgot to make it into like uh planks oh that would be an ugly ship atast I did explore explored last time Dro but you weren’t there for that were you Okay all okay okay okay okay all right most point in exploring everything I have here the thing is last time I went exploring something really stupid happened I walked all the way there right I walked all the way to the Village I got a cat I’m very proud of my cat got a leash for the cat walk around with the cat and then suddenly there was a happening and I was like oh I’m not saying the people because it’s my world and also I’m not enough for that so I walked all the way Out there and was like oh I’m going to go on adventure and I’m going to go real far and I walk by walked by by by I thought I was really making some cool ground I was so excited and then I walked right up over that Hill thinking That I was going to finally like see the new world explore um and then uh yeah so I walked in a circle and then I realized you know what adventuring is kind of lame you know where it’s really at um just staying at home and not doing Anything I’m about to go to a gloss bowling clo you’re joking that does not sound real you’re joking you are not seriously telling me you’re going to a gloss Bing class should I keep the ship like turned over is that where you Like I’m really deciding whether how good I am at architecture right now Okay okay okay okay this start calming I feel like I need to like do some ASMR right now or something nice welcome to the stream everybody today we’re just going to be playing a little bit of Minecraft it’ll just time here just going to be making a Little pirate ship right now hope you enjoy thank you for coming to the stream [ __ ] oh [ __ ] this is the worst platform design I have ever done get off to my own house okay yep there we go all right all right I did that so why is this here my God I feel like I’m only now realizing how bad this house is like what is this dis oh my God there we Go okay okay okay okay okay okay looks from the distance oh no it doesn’t really look like a part ship anymore I feel I can rebuild it over there there and make it really big oh this looks kind of cool I really like this actually I just need a better way of Getting inside the thing oh time for more wood what’s a thing what do you use to kill Tre you need anx ah I go to family feel like such rich kid I was doing the it is actually kind of cool yeah a I forgot what I was coming Here do we have no Cobblestone we don’t have a singles of cobblestone what have I been doing for the last time I’ve been this King any cobblestone on buddy oh God oh God that’s so painful oh well I wish it was true in life if you just punch Cobblestone hard enough Eventually you’ll break through it I wish that was true that’ be pretty cool oh my God yes I’m doing this shut up I don’t want any judgments from any of you okay yes I’m punching Cobblestone shut up I need to save my wood I can’t I can’t afford make a pickax right Now I need to save my wood all all right just crisp all right all right all right I know this is one of the great Minecraft sins but like come on come on we have time here you know we’re just chilling we’re just chilling we’re not in a rush we can punch Cobblestone all right that’s enough oh I didn’t pick any up I didn’t pick any up cuz I wasn’t using a pickaxe I’m going to get a drink of water I gu water you know it’s worth it to find out I do need the light for you at4 right Now oh God these occupy are creepy okay you don’t just like no reason because the game hates you all right it’s unfair it’s unfair how did anybody play Minecraft at the beginning how long did it take them to punch punch Cobblestone until people realize that oh you can’t do that just Like that I’m also learning you know I’m I’m I am in the same fashion learning from my experiences like a good little Minecraft Soldier how do I make a pickaxe I need wood is it getting late I need to punch tree before I go look we all made these Stakes it wasn’t Aist I think harsh word you know I think this is a say it with me now learning experience I’m just broken after I played like bat and didn’t kill anybody this I just draw art look we just don’t do it with a live audience sure pal it is a learning Opportunity when I was very little in like high school oh God I hate that I have to say I’m very little in school I was like in when I was 16 we went to like some debate Camp thing they’re holding it was basically team of three and we were Bad really would start rocking every time I to debate like that’s how bad my anxiety was back then and the tournament they were like very very sweet like the guys hosting they were very sweet and they were actually very car Mato they were really funny um and the thing is they like um People who won went higher up in the tournament people who lost didn’t um and so they were like oh we don’t I want to make it like a losers bracket so we call it the lollipop bracket which is really cute I thought it was adorable especially for kids in Middle school it was just like calling it The Lollipop racket made it sounds so lame like good Lord I think that that made everyone even sadder when they got like put in the Los of bracket oh God and I think that’s what we are today I think we’re in the lollipop rocket you Know cuz we’re trying real hard sure pal stick to what you’re good at I didn’t mean that I don’t mean that I think I’m good Minecraft I’m making all the mistakes that Pro Minecraft players have made Believe at least I think I have I believe I have Make an axe how do I make an axe what age do Aussies graduate high school why do you act like we’re like an alien species we’re just like you guys we are we’re we’re like so similar to America we we graduate the same age you guys do like in most Places all right let’s make a I don’t need a sword I don’t need a sword sword did I just make a wooden axe I need a pickaxe okay I know how to make sticks sticks is like yeah no yeah there we go and then a wooden pickaxe yeah that’s A pickaxe we graduated 17 to 18 can I go outside or is it too rainy it’s a bad idea I think I just need some a graduated and he just turned 16 I want to see oh I think no it isn’t normal is all for school make a deal Primary School Graduation but I think most countries do that right chat look look chat look I’m I’m mining I’m doing the thing that you’re meant to do in Minecraft where you mine isn’t that epic I’m gonna freaking godamn Inland the minimum age is more if you want to am I going in oh Freak freak freak freak freak [ __ ] Freak no no no no no you will not kill me here you will not kill me here I’m just leave no bro bro bro Run please please swim quickly please swim quickly I beg the with all my being please swim my pork chalk and my To the other one getting my pork chop that’s all it takes please I need that’s all I have today drown I was not drown was I drowning I swear I was getting hit by something all bubbles were there oh yeah can I have a bit more like respect in the chat for my Death that’ be greatly appreciated stop stop writing drowning and you drowned yes I’m a drown okay I swear I had all my bub God is there a game I’m good at I need to find this mysterious game that I’m actually good at like build it like this am I Mass what there we Go okay okay okay can I finally build the goddamn I need a pickaxe um and I don’t need a sword I need an axe Block PvP hi hi welcome hello welcome to stream um yeah right now I’m making an axe yeah oh iron ingot I don’t have one yet Do I I need more sticks more sticks you could try a horror game maybe you’re really good at those uh I’d be good at the content for those I think I’d be good at screaming I’m good at screaming I scream at like the dumbest stuff like yesterday Jeremy just Came into my room and I screamed just because of that and nothing else I get scared by the dumb [ __ ] do I need a shovel I don’t need that I need an axe man I need to cut some wood down we’re doing some some home re redecoration I think you’d be really Good at Horror oh my God chat I think I’m I’m starting to think you guys don’t want me to play horror because I’d be good at it you just want me to play horror CU you think it’ll be funny you think I it’ll get a reaction out of me And that you get off and my pain and my jump scared every two seconds should play lethal company good no I’m not playing games for your musement I’m playing games because like I’m a cool Pro Gamer that’s really cool definitely so fast what’s up with that Is that crazy how an axe helps you cut down trees instead of pting them with your hands it’s wild it’s wild and Chris how could you think that of us oh boy how could I truly it’s a mystery it’s a mystery isn’t that why people Like like puds and like uh the other guy the the mark the mark guy cuz they played FNAF and it’s all about the reaction part it is fun I agree I’ll have to see I’ll have to see I’ll have to see I might play FNAF but like oh God the Jump scare for that I think like the the more fun part about the um horror game aspect is like you get to see like people’s real life face when they’re scared which I think is also really fun and uh I’m a PNG YouTuber and unfortunately Beyond I can’t I can’t Emote Beyond this one expression right now I deleted all the other Expressions I had CU I thought they were kind of lame and I just kept this one well now it’s twitch and YouTube chat and no I don’t trust you both uh oh [ __ ] this this chicken just died From like one strike what a what a coward he couldn’t face me chicken I have more kills in this game than I do in valow that’s kind of sad there are a lot of games I haven’t played I could I I never I never had any Games when I was little all I did was play like mini clip and stuff I played like the most like common freeto playay games like mini clip um agario fire boy and the the other one maybe next stream you’ll get a kill in valerin maybe in the backround time over Next month anyway oh you know what chat I’m going to have my anime Arc while I’m on my monthus I’ll have my my anime Arc and I’ll come back and be better than keskus you see you’ll see you’ll see it will be epic I’ll be awesome come on buies okay well uh I Think I’ve successfully killed most of the trees in this province bold claim you sound so offended oh God all right come on [ __ ] I love how dumb the sheep look in this game I’m sure that a million people have commented on this already but I love how dumb they look it’s really cute To me it’s so endearing I’ve been playing valerant for a year and I don’t think I could beat keskus or maybe maybe maybe I wouldn’t beat keskus when I have a drive to do something I’ll I’ll do it to the fullest the thing is with most games for Me I’m like I like get um I get like very excited and then oh wait I get like very excited at the very beginning when I’m like really getting into oh this is so cool this is such a cool concept and then like I think like a month it I’m bored Now I get bored very very easily with games like genin I have not touched that since like I think like a good semester it just be like that sheep get [ __ ] sheep yeah give me that wool noise I think we have I think we have Wood get CH get it because I said I said wood and it has it’s a euphemism for something else do you get it chat do you get my do you get my epic uh stream joke do you get chat do you under do you Get the joke do you get do you get the joke want me to oh God now Wood very immature all right we got a boomer in the chat with the hell you know I feel like you know the okay Boomer joke isn’t it four years old now it’s like four years old isn’t it oh what the hell is this a bridge sapling I Do not want that [ __ ] go home Birch sapling no no no Jen you’re not seeing the full picture get it yeah yeah you’re not you’re not getting the joke it’s wood it’s wood you’re not you’re not getting the joke see if you’re not laughing at it then you’re not getting the Trunk so It Feels So Silent am I the only one who feels like it’s really quiet am I going crazy G to increase the sound because it’s really pissing me off there we go um okay seeds feather I need the Cobblestone but I think all of this wood Is fine quick sampling that buddies can go up there I need this boy I need this boy I need this boy okay okay okay time to do some home Decor now I don’t think it’s funny okay yall y all sense of humor need some more man I need to make steps uh okay okay okay this is the all right I give up the bit has gone on too long I’m going to put this on here oh that’s so much Better um okay I need steps I think what the hell is this why did I add this what’s wrong with me okay I’m going to add steps now I need to fix this all right since it’s facing upwards like this I think we need steps up here so right Here got a little to give okay okay okay quirky design choice I am quirky I’m so I’m very oooo girl quirky corded I have this really bad habit of just laughing all the time I don’t know if people have picked it up on my streams but I do it so much and I’m Going to tell you right now I do it in real life as well and I think it like makes people really feel weird around me cuz I laugh too much I find too many things funny that most people don’t it’s so like weird to people I Think cuz like people will be saying the most innocuous [ __ ] and I would just laugh about like a punchline I made in my own head it’s so weird I don’t know if a lot of people do that I do that too yeah it’s so weird it’s so hard to control too cuz it’s Like uh the joke’s already bit in your head and you’re like oh God what do I do now it’s too late um oh there we go I hope one day I’ll get an explanation for my own weirdness I want to go up to the Gates of Heaven and just Ask God what what the [ __ ] was up with that why’ you give me that man that wasn’t necessary that didn’t help much it could have given me anything else Dude I feel like a lot of people when they get to the Gates of Heaven their first question to God would probably be like Yo dude why did you do so much like why did you allow for so much mass genocide and stuff um I think I’m just Going to ask like why did he cancel so many good TV shows that was [ __ ] up and unnecessary I mean the mass genocides were also [ __ ] up unnecessary but like dude those were some good shows my dad asked me to ask me about it yesterday and I tried to explain it to Him and he was so confused about the Laughing thing yeah I think it’s a thing that not a lot of people get Clover said she sees me do that all the time as well and she’s like it’s so weird it’s like I think it’s only like One it’s like one of the uh a that people have about me that I love like a really random I don’t know it’s like an autistic thing right now all right some steps Buddies I don’t get it no it’s fine I don’t think a lot of people will it’s just one of those things in ah [ __ ] you you stupid game let me build I just want to be a Builder Monster build a monster deat all right time to Build time to time time to build yeah there we go here we go all right CH this is going to look so cool I’m going to make like a pirate ship house oh it’s going to look epic just watch just watch I’m going to become the greatest designer who have ever Lived I’m 100% going to get to a point where like the wood w match and chat will go absolutely insane over how it the wood already doesn’t match chat I want you I want you to get used to it now I know you’ll get annoyed Later uh it’s like you come up with a hypothetical conversation in your head but because I’m so naturally funny what was that random ego boost in the middle of that because I’m so naturally funny like oh my God the scenario I imagine is hilarious and I can’t help but audibly laugh Yeah that’s the same with me I just like laughing I don’t know right folks I’m head to bed miss me good night I’m wondering if I should end stream actually I’m pretty tired as well this is long stream I think I might go to bed actually I’m pretty tired what time it’s 1:38 A.m. okay actually I’m gonna go sleep too ah in bed as well oh my head’s hurt so much all right yeah I think I’m done today I’m pretty sleepy oh I just realized I just realized that the chat is over the thingone thank you so much for joining stream um I really appreciate It um get some sleep y’all I I’ll see you I’ll see you in a bit I’ll see you next time I’m streaming really soon actually I think I’m streaming in like two days I’m streaming literally tomorrow I think so that works out all right well good night then everyone sleep well sleep Well bye Video Information
This video, titled ‘testing minecraft’, was uploaded by crispie _ on 2023-12-09 14:53:44. It has garnered 27 views and 3 likes. The duration of the video is 05:38:58 or 20338 seconds.
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