INSANE Minecraft Parkour with Evbo!!

Hey parkour delivery let’s go my parkour delivery is here now that I’m a parkour Pro I can get Parkour delivered to my house hey did you order parkour construction to this house yes sir that’s me I ordered the uh six block tall slime jump to my bedroom sounds

Good where do you want to build uh let’s see I think this would be a good place for it you think you can build it right there oh sure I can make that happen to think just a few days ago I was a parkour Noob and now I’m getting custom

Parkour jumps installed in my house is crazy this look good yep I think it’s perfect hey thanks man for parkouring all the way out here sure you got my payment oh yeah yeah yeah for sure it was four one blocks in a row right okay

1 2 3 4 there you go thank you very much and my tip your tip really don’t tell me you thought you weren’t going to tip me if you’re a parkour Pro it’s always expected that you tip when you buy something oh I hope I make this oh that

Was close oh wow a 360 yeah you’re good man thanks and like most things in parkour civilization the way you tip is with more parkour luckily I survived that payment for the jump installed in my house if I missed any one of those jumps I would have fallen back down to

The parkour Noob level and my journey to become a pro would have been for nothing but I won’t say it wasn’t worth it because now I can practice slime jumps anytime I want inside of my house and this is how my new life is as a pro in

Parkour civilization no parkour Noob at the bottom level knows what life is like up here except I was the only one to rank up and become a part of Parkour Society to rank up to a parkour Pro I had to be the first Noob and history to

Beat an impossible parkour course when I got to the top I got my iron boots and I was officially a pro I thought I had made it I thought I was at the top of Parkour civilization but that’s when I realized I truly knew nothing about the

World I was living in my journey to getting to the top of Parkour civilization wasn’t even close to being done now I was about to discover what life was like on the second layer of Parkour civilization at the parkour Pro level everywhere you look is a two block

Jump when I was a parkour Noob I thought two block jumps were extremely hard hard but now that I could Sprint I realized they were almost like one block jumps something about the pro level felt different maybe it was the fact that when I was a noob I would see dirt in

The sky but now there’s nothing above me and that’s when I looked back at the parkour Temple there was still a world above me and now it was way higher up but there was something else that was different I was staring down at the

House I used to live in when I was down on the noob level I would look up and all I would see is dirt but somehow on the pro level I could look down and I could only assume that the same goes for the layer above me now that I was

Adjusted to my surroundings it was time to go searching for a place to buy a house that was assuming that life still worked like that up here when I took a look around all I saw were the same identical buildings maybe this time I wouldn’t be getting a mansion but that’s

When I found a building that looked different and it definitely didn’t look like a house when I walked inside the building sure enough it was a shop to buy a new house hey aren’t you the noob who ranked up that would be me oh yeah I thought it was you I’m selling houses

Today choose one you want to buy let’s go it’s time to buy my first house as a parkour Pro let’s see what these prices are I can get one house for a two block jump oh that’s super cheap all right what is this one over here I can get one

House for a 2.5 block jump okay that’s a little more expensive and this last one is one house for a three block wait why are these all the same all of these options are for the same house oops busted I was trying to get a little more

Profit why would anyone fall for that since there was only one house to buy I obviously went with the cheapest option and bought my first house with a two block jump congrats on buying your first house as a parkour Pro let me take you to it let’s go since all the houses were

Identical it was no surprise that I got one that looked like this uh you’re all set to move in feel free to call the parkour delivery service if you want your jumps changed a parkour delivery service let’s go being a parkour Pro is awesome the living room in my house had

Two one block jumps and the entire house itself was three stories tall looks like three jumps to get to my bed on the top floor hey it’s your neighbor can I come in oh uh sure thanks you’re the you’re that EPO guy right you’re the noob who

Beat the course and ranked up uh yeah that’s me I’m the first one to do it I guess I can’t believe you’re my neighbor that’s crazy well you probably have questions about life up here right anything you want to know uh yeah one actually uh what happens when we fall

What is the punishment for missing a jump at the pro level you go down a level if you miss a jump you’ll be a noob and you’ll have to beat the course again okay so I can never fall noted so who are the people above us then what’s

Above a pro it’s probably best I just show you here come with me my neighbors started telling me everything there was to know about parkour civilization he brought me back to the parkour Temple where all the statues were he explained how parkour civilization starts at the

Noob level and at level two you become a parkour Pro then there were the Parkour masters if you were lucky enough to rank up you get gold boots and you become a master my neighbor said that Parkour masters never come down to the pro level

But if they do ever come down it’s a parkour Pro nightmare he said the Parkour masters are ruthless and then he walked over to the largest statue the one with the diamond boots he said that this was the parkour Champion he said that most people down here don’t even

Believe that the champion is real but the stories say there can only be one parkour Champion whoever that was lives at the top of Parkour civilization which means if I was going to make it to the top I would have to become a parkour Champion my first day as a parkour Pro

Was strange for once no one was at my door making me Park core for food but then the question was how do I get food now or what do I even do I saw that there was another Pro going somewhere so I decided to follow him soon after I saw

Another Pro going in the same direction which meant they were probably heading to something important after jumping for a few minutes I saw what they were heading to they were all heading to this massive structure in the distance when I got closer I saw that there was a bunch

Of Parkour Pros lined up for something whatever this place was these parkour Pros were willing to do two block vertical jumps to get here fortunately I didn’t fail any of these jumps and I made it into the line I must have woken up late to whatever this was because I

Was the last one to show up at this point I didn’t know if that was a good thing or a bad thing but that’s when I saw what everyone was waiting in line for there was a dispenser at the end of the structure the pro in front of me

Picked up two items but the only thing I saw them holding was a piece of paper what could be so valuable about that piece of paper that people would wait in line this long for when it was my turn I clicked the button and I got a piece of

Steak so this is how the parkour Pros get food then I received the piece of paper the paper said farmwork equals 15 minutes and this is when I realized how life was different on the pro level of Parkour civilization instead of parkouring for food like the noobs do

The pros parkour for work just like the guy who sold me my house the guards in parkour prison or even the pros that fed me every day they were all just completing their daily task that they got from this piece of paper and now for my first daily task I was assigned to

Work on the farm before this I had never seen an animal in parkour civilization but this is the place they were all kept this place was responsible for feeding all of the parkour pros and all of the parkour noobs and it should be no surprise that in parkour civilization

Even the animals had to do a parkour course my daily task meant that I had to watch all of the animals that did the parkour course oh man this job is terrible now I’m just going to have to watch a cow fall off and die who what

The oh my God this cow is cooking how did he even do that the parkour Pros only eat the meat from the animal animal that complete the parkour course they say it enhances your parkour abilities as for the other animals that don’t make the course well that’s where the meat

Comes from on the noob level and some noobs going to have to eat that wow I cannot say I missed that parkour Pros do their daily tasks for a reason once you’ve completed the task that you got on your piece of paper you take it to the training grounds this place is

Basically the only reason parkour Pros are incentivized to work this is because this is the only place in parkour civilization where you can practice Park core without worrying about falling to the lower level the entrance to the training grounds is blocked by a barrier

And the only way in is to throw in your slip of paper once you’ve completed the work the daily task I completed gave me 15 minutes of practice time that meant for the next 15 minutes I could practice any parkour jump I could possibly think of here you have the ability to build

Any parkour jump you want but with this being my first day as a parkour Pro I didn’t even know what I needed to practice so I just decided to do the jumps that people left here it seemed like a lot of the pros were practicing fence jumps which are jumps I had little

To no experience on but what scared me the most is what I saw over here someone was practicing not one but multiple three block vertical jumps it almost seemed impossible to do even one but if someone was practicing these jumps that could only mean one thing that the way

Up to become a parkour Master would be nearly impossible if I was going to have any shot at ranking up to become a master I was going to have to spend much more time in here practicing ah another beautiful day and I don’t have to to

Wake up to either raw chicken or raw beef even though I’ve only been here for a few days I feel like I haven’t really enjoyed myself yet I mean for once in my life I don’t even have to go outside to parkour for food I don’t even have to

Grab my piece of steak I’ll still have full hunger for days and now instead of being bullied by all the parkour Pros like I was down at the noob level I can just do anything I want and no one’s here to punish me hey you want to come

With me to get our daily jobs I don’t want to be late uh yeah I don’t think I’m going to do my daily task I think I’m going to chill today honestly what what do you mean you’re going to chill you’re not going to get your daily task

Are you sure about that what I mean no one says we have to so what’s the problem I don’t know I just have never seen anyone not do their daily task wow maybe I’m teaching the parkour Pros that they don’t have to parkour all the time

But later that day I realized I made a huge mistake uh what in the world is that sound bro come on I was just trying to sleep who keeps making that horn noise dude hurry you got to get out here now follow me and make sure you don’t miss a

Jump whoo whoa wo what’s going on be late for what wait where are you going I started parkouring in the direction that my neighbor was going and that’s when I saw a bunch of Parkour Pros lined up standing completely still I had no clue what was going on but I followed my

Neighbor and soon I got in line with all of the other parkour Pros no one was saying anything hey can anyone tell me what’s going on dude don’t say anything and look straight ahead why can’t someone just explain what’s happening but that’s when it happened not too far

Ahead someone dropped down from the sky it was a parkour Master one of you was supposed to design a new course but someone didn’t do their task who was it oh no I’m done for why does this have to be me I watched as the parkour Master

Interrogated each and every one of the parkour Pros knowing that sooner or later he was going to show up where I was you what was your task my task I uh I was Selling Houses to noobs on the bottom level someone already did that task prepare for a parkour battle a parkour battle