Insane Minecraft Pranks: Friends Forced to RAGE QUIT!

Today we’re doing a security build battle but what derp doesn’t know is that we’re secretly going to be pranking him so derp are you ready to do this build battle oh yeah of course I’m ready to beat you in this insane build battle are you ready to lose uh yeah not sure

About that buddy cuz I’m going to destroy you yeah okay in your dreams buddy all right well I call this side you get that side and start building okay I call this side you can’t no I call this D get back over there fine oh my good it’s already ruining my wall

Okay there okay there you go wait Cory Cory wait come back come back come back what oh my you weirdo so we have to build a security house but I brought along so many items and blocks that will completely prank derp when he explores it but first things first we have to go

Ahead and we have to build ourselves a giant Square so let’s go ahead and do that we’ll go and place the First wall right over here so if we go up and do SL up one we can use some magic wand to set it out of iron blocks and boom that is

Perfect then we’re going to go ahead and we’re going to finish up doing the exact same thing to to all the other side so let’s go ahead and do that real quick boom boom boom boom and boom that is absolutely perfect we now have the base

For the security house now all we have to do is we’re going to have to replace the floor with iron blocks as well along with the roof because you know what we don’t want them just treading on grass that’s not even strong strong at all there’s the floor and there’s the roof

And that is awesome we have now got the base set up so the next thing we have to do is we have to work on the inside of this base because you know this is really really Bland I mean what kind of security house is this so first things

First what we have to add is a giant maze because darp is really really bad at mazes he’s he’s kind of like just not smart that way so this is going to totally confuse him so let’s have him go straight forward first and you know what

We are going to make this go left so first thing first that we’re going to add is we are going to make a giant wall here because we’re going to separate the security house into separate rooms and each room is going to have a different challenge that I know for sure darp

Cannot pass because you know he’s just not that smart and these are way too hard for him and what we’re going to do is we’re actually going to make a giant parkour course right now and we’re going to set the entire floor out of lava oh my goodness I can literally feel the

Heat burning my butt right now and now that that’s said let’s go ahead and start making the parkour but you know what doing it at regular blocks is way too easy instead we are going to grab iron bars so this is super duper hard

You have to be so th to jump on here oh my goodness that’s so scary but let’s set up iron bars over here then we’re going to move it over to this big scary jump across the lava pit and let’s just keep on doing that and derp is not

Nimble at all he’s very very clumsy so there’s a good chance he’s going to fall on this all right let’s go ahead and build a block up and from here we’re going to build straight up like a tower and let’s also grab a ladder and have him do some ladder parkour because you

Know everybody sucks at that oh my goodness he is going to fail so easily okay he gets to the top here and we’ll have him jump to this ladder right over here and for the final jump what we’re going to do is we’re going to grab a

Piston just like this and we’re also going to grab a slime block and now we’re going to place a sticky piston down and place a slime block on top of that and now what we’re going to do is we’re going to grab a lever but this is

Not going to be any normal lever this is where the prank begins instead we’re going to grab a block called a secret lever and the special thing about the secret lever is that when you place it down it looks literally like the block that is placed next to but it’s actually

A lever you know that’s kind of obvious by the name but you can flick this up and down to activate any redstone block so let’s go ahead and we’re going to place that right next to here so it looks like a regular dirt block and now

If I right click on this it is going to make it bounce awesome sauce oh yeah so now what derp has to do is he has to jump click on this block and bounce all the way up here I literally can’t even do it right now okay let me try one more

Time just to make sure it works come on and come on and okay you know what that’s kind of hard let’s just Place one more block for him cuz I don’t want it to be impossible all right last attempt 3 2 one and come on and yeah yeah I did

It baby first things first of course we got to build a giant wall to cut off this entire section so around this length should be good and for this next room what we’re going to do is something very very special it’s going to be a find the button room yes it’s going to

Be so cool and we are going to add a really really funny prank in this one so let’s go ahead and we need to change the floor to a different color cuz having an iron is kind of bland let’s head it to uh let’s head to Grass blocks okay

Awesome and every find the button room needs a theme you know or else it’ be super doer poopy scopy so what we’re going to do is let’s make it h how about a farm theme that seems pretty cool so we’re going to go ahead and let’s grab

Some Farmland we’re also going to grab some hay Bell some Oak Plains and we’ll also grab a ho cuz we got to do a bit of farming so let’s just decorate this baby first we’re going to place a few hay bales around so it looks like an actual

Farm and now we’re going to go ahead and also play some Farmland as well cuz you know every Farm needs Farmland that’s why it’s called a farm right let’s also go ahead and play some season there too cuz why why not grow some on the way oh

Yes it’s very very beautiful but it’s not soiled so we’re going to place some water and that hopefully should reach all of them oh yes that is absolutely beautiful grow my little babies grow and you know what we’re going to use some bone meal to have some extra texture in

Here awesome and you know what let’s actually go ahead and we’re going to add a little tiny house that you know the farmer can live in or the animals live in whatever’s running it maybe the farmer is an animal he could be like a mutant breed or something that would be

So scary but let’s not make it too big or fancy cuz you know derp is going to then want to live here and there’s actually a good chance he might just stay here if there’s some food so we can’t make it too nice but let’s add an

O an oak door just like that and you know what that looks pretty good but now that we got the decorations done we got to work on the most important thing of course the button so let’s go ahead and grab a bunch of stone buttons and now

What we’re going to do is let’s just start placing them everywhere all around over here oh my goodness there’s already so many he is going to have literally no idea what to do once he gets here okay that is a lot of buttons and that should

Be plenty and here is where the next prank begins what we’re going to do is we’re actually going to go ahead and grab an iron door that’s going to lead to the next area and obviously none of these buttons open it but you’re wondering which button does open it cuz

We haven’t actually hooked anything up to it yet well here’s what the prank Happ happens we’re going to go ahead and give ourselves a command block just like that and we are going to place this command block on the other side of the wall like this and what we’re going to

Do is we’re going to set a command that’s going to spawn a button in right next to the door so it’s going to look like derp that to see it when it was right next to the door the whole time and now you’re probably wondering but what’s the actual button that’s going to

Open this iron door right well here’s what we’re going to do inside this house let’s go ahead and we’re going to dig a few blocks down just like this all right that’s a little bit too low we’re now at Bedrock let’s place a block back up and

What we’re going to do is we’re going to go ahead and grab some redstone dust and we’re also going to place a button down here and start doing some Redstone magically so let’s go ahead and we have to build this out all the way over here

And we are going to connect this to the iron door just like that and now when we press a stone button it should open up the iron door awesome but we got to make sure we cover all of this cuz we can’t get anyone to see but the question is

How do we cover all of this Redstone so that derp can’t see that it’s leading here well here’s what we’re going to do we’re going to grab a block called a secret trapo and just like the secret lever when you place it on top of something it takes the shape of that

Block so it literally looks like it’s just a part of it so obviously we’re going to place a secret trap door right here so we can open it and he can see the button we’re going to actually use a secret trapo as well and just create a

Secet layer just like this so if you’re not looking closely it’s going to be kind of hard to see that something about this grass is wrong but knowing derp his vision isn’t very good he’s going to have no idea why this is here and that’s going to be hilarious so now that that

Room is on let’s go ahead and move on to the next room for this next room we’re going to have derp do some combat fighting just to see you know if he can even survive at all but I know for a fact that he won’t be able to you know

Why cuz we’re rigging this 100% let’s go ahead and grab some trip wire and we’re also going to grab some dispensers and you know what let’s also grab a few zombie spawnings as well and what we’re going to do is we’re going to grab one dispenser and just place it at the very

End just like that and now we’re going to go to the front here just like this and we’re going to grab some trip wire Hooks and connect them together with the string okay let’s go ahead and do that nice and now we’re going to grab the

Trip wire and connect that all the way to the dispenser with the Redstone and let’s bring it all the way back around to the second trip wire as well so now whenever we click on the trip wire then the dispenser should activate as well and wait a minute hold up is this not

Working or something wait let me retry this come on and oh wait why is it not working oh my yo it’s cuz the Redstone is just too long for Thea dispenser so what we’re going to need to do is grab a redstone repeater and here we’ll put a

Repeater right there we’ll also put one right over here let’s put one right here as well and now it should work and yep it works oh hi Bas zombie sorry sorry you’re going to burn um it’s kind of daylight wait Mr zombie please don’t leave me bro please if you can survive

Say ski say say ski you Mr Zombie Say ski why aren’t you skiing Mr zombie no no no oh my y bro just died oh bro well I guess it’s okay and you may be wondering uh Cory isn’t one zombie a little bit too easy like I know DP is an

Absolute Noob but but anybody should be able to defeat a single zombie alone well not exactly cuz here’s where the prank is fun because if you look at my inventory what I have is a very special potion called splash potion of chemical x and if you don’t know what this potion

Does it literally mutates the monsters and makes him super duper big and scary so let me actually show you if we place a zombie down and we go ahead and we Splash Chemical X on it oh gosh he started to transform what’s happening do you see all these particles bro and oh

My goodness he turned into a guy a mutant zombie and derp is definitely going to have trouble with this guy I mean look he doesn’t even burn in the sun he’s just that op but let’s get rid of him real quick just cuz we don’t want him attacking anyone just yet and what

We’re going to do is we’re actually going to put a dispenser right above this first dispenser and we’re going to make sure that this dispenser is pointed straight down right where the zombie is going to spawn now what we’re going to do is we’re going to grab some iron

Blocks and let’s staircase this baby down just like this over here and we’re going to bring this all the way down just like that that is perfect and now we’re going to use Redstone to go up and connect this to the dispenser at the top all right that should be good and we’re

Also going to probably need a redstone repeater cuz this line is definitely way too long and let’s see if this thing works now um oh wait it cuts off here okay we’re just going to remove a redstone repeater and now it should be working so both dispensers should get

Activated at the exact same time and now I think about it I don’t even need this part of the Redstone let’s just get rid of this it looks kind of ugly kind of like der’s bomb don’t tell if I said that but now let’s test this out we’re

Going to place a Zombie egg right here and we’ll place a splash potion Chemical X right here let’s make it difficulty easy so the zombie can spawn and now if we step over the trip wire then it should spawn and yep it should splash the potion down on the zombie until he

Turns back into the mut zombie yes bro are you serious right now you just broke my dispenser you big butt face oh my God bro don’t make me gritty on you I’m actually going to gritty on you okay here let’s take this back to peaceful mode and then let’s replace the

Dispenser down but at least we know that it works so let’s go derp is going to have so much trouble with this and obviously I feel like leaving it with no weapons is kind of cool so let’s go ahead grab a chest just like this and

We’re going to place it right above the door right here and let’s fill this baby up with a full set of diamond armor but I don’t even know if he’s going to be able to beat him with this cuz I don’t know the zombie is pretty beefy and

Strong and once he defeats a zombie let’s go ahead and place an iron door right here along with the button and they should be able to move on to the next part of the security house so boom we’re going to make another iron wall and this is going to be the next room

And I have such a funny one for this we are going to put derp through a would you rather and every question that he gets right he’s going to be able to pass but if he’s not going to be able to get it right then you know he’s going to die

And we’re not going to make these just normal questions these questions are going to be super duper funny that are going to make derp so so mad I put one side as orange you know for Corey and one side as blue for derp and the first question is going to be something super

Duper simple who smells worse derp or Corey and on this side we’re going to put Corey just like that and on this side we are going to put derp and you already know the right answer derp obviously smells worse he actually smells like poo poo pee pee so let’s

Place down a door for both and if you choose Cory which is the wrong answer you are immediately going to fall into a bunch a bunch of lava so let’s go ahead and grab some lava and just place a budge right here awesome and if you choose derp the correct answer then

You’re just going to be able to keep going but obviously we can’t just end it with one question so let’s go ahead and keep oh wait no the wall is getting on fire do not set my house on fire Mr lava or else I be very very bad at you but as

I was saying they can’t just be only one question so once we’re over here we’re going to go ahead and make up one more let’s grab the side and put the next question who is pooper okay awesome this side is going to be Corey and this side

Is going to be derp and come on you already know the correct answer derp is way pooper than Cory is so again we’ll make two doors and on this side let’s go ahead and hm what should we do oh wait why don’t we actually line up a bunch of

Dispensers like this we’re going to go back to using the trip wire one more time we’re going to place one right here and another one right here and wait actually no we don’t need the dispensers on the side we need it above der’s head okay wait get dispensers Point down yes

Thank you thank you very much and we’re going to go ahead and build one more staircase okay there we go let’s Loop this baby back around and we’re going to go and connect this to all four of the dispensers awesome now we’re going to grab splash potions of harming too and

We’re going to place a budge right here just like this and when their steps on this it should spawn a bunch of potions of harming on him and kill him let’s grab a Resto repeater so it reaches everything so now when it steps on it yep all four should just splash down on

Him and he will be in for a surprise but on this side the correct side we’re going to go ahead and we are going to place a giant ladder all the way to the tippity top and now derp is going to have to walk around here and bring him

On to the next room and we only have a few more Rooms To Go and these pranks are already going to be so funny I can feel it and actually this next room is probably going to be one of the biggest rooms of all time cuz we are going to

Need a lot of space for this so you know what we’re just going to use the entirety of this giant big portion and if we set this to an iron block and boom this entire part is our next room and first things first what we’re going to

Need to do is grab some water and this is going to be the pranki room of all everything is just going to be pranks for derp here starting from the very beginning so obviously derp is going to need a way to get down and you know

We’re going to go ahead and place some water down there but if you think we’re going to place normal water you’re wrong we’re going to grab a fake water bucket and we are going to place that down right over here and then we’re also going to go ahead and grab a fake lava

Bucket now if you don’t know what these two things are fake water and fake lava are pretty much opposites of each other lava which usually kills you actually heals you when it’s fake lava and water which you know doesn’t do anything to you actually kills you so darp is going

To go ahead and choose this water one but then he’s going to die instantly whereas if he chose a lava one then you’ll literally get fire resistance and regeneration three and now once he chose how to get here here’s where it also gets fun let’s go ahead and we’re

Actually going to void this entire floor so we’re going to dig all the way down and cut all of this and boom now oh my goodness wait this is so scary no no no no no my fake water and lover is literally overflowing into the void

Please stop don’t do it don’t do it no don’t leave okay there we go I contained it and derp gooal is get to the other side and how is he going to get to the other side you may ask well it’s pretty obvious parkour but it’s not regular

Parkour it is going to be absolutely impossible parkour and I don’t just mean it’s going to be super hard it’s literally going to be impossible it’s going to start off with a few easy jumps nothing too hard one block jumps two block jumps any person who’s ever played

Minecraft in their life should be able to do it now we’re going to start getting a little bit harder we’re going to start doing four block jumps which you know are are relatively pretty hard if you’re not good at Minecraft you may have a bit of trouble with this we’re

Going to Loop this back around and here’s where it’s going to get even harder cuz now we’re going to go do some fence parkour oh my goodness yes I know I’m a terrible person nobody likes f fence parkour it is quite literally impossible but we’re going to do fence

Parkour to Loop all the way back around and let’s not make this too hard maybe we’ll add a three block jump in there 1 two three okay yeah that’s that’s hard enough bro and now we’re going to step it up a not because we are now introducing neop parkour and if you

Don’t know what Neo parkour is it’s pretty much normal parkour but there’s always a barrier between you and the next block so you have to go ahead and jump around the block and it is so incredibly difficult seriously if you’re not a Minecraft pro then this is so

Difficult to do which you know obviously I am a pro so it’s not hard for me at all but for derp who’s an absolute Noob it’s going to be super duper difficult so let’s go ahead and build this baby this is going to be the final part to

Get to the other side and we are going to go ahead and use the use of buttons that’s right we’re going to place buttons and pistons along the side of the wall and der is going to have to hit the buttons as he’s jumping on the

Pistons to get to the other side so for reference it’s going to look a bit like this okay jump okay come on jump oh my goodness this is so hard wait let me try one more time Jump J okay no wa there’s literally no time to do this it’s

Literally impossible there jump jump Okay jump jump okay okay and then jump to the final side where you could go ahead and advance to the oh wait this is the wrong room hold up where’s the right room uh let me see which room has not

Been used yet and yo it’s this one okay okay okay then we’re going to go ahead and we’ll place a platform right here for derp to ender pearl on to which you know what that’s a pretty hard deal in a Cell so let’s grab a chest and put a

Single ender pearl on here all right that’s perfect but the prank is not over because here this is where it’s gets super funny what we’re going to do is we’re actually going to give myself a barrier block and what we’re going to do is we’re going to fly down and start

Placing these barrier blocks in a literal straight line all the way to the chest that has the ender pearl so let’s go ahead and build a staircase up here so if derp happens to fall on this straight line that he’s literally going to be able to walk straight towards the

Chest and you know what how about we give him a little bit of a hint because it’s going to be kind of impossible to figure out unless he just accidentally falls on that which is going to be super super low so we’re going to go ahead and

Add a roof and we’re going to grab a gold gold block and here let’s see we’re going to stand right above where this barrier blocks are and now we’re going to just place a straight gold line across here so derp if you literally walk straight across he’s going to be

Able to get to the other side without dying a single single time okay let’s use the magic wand and boom that’s absolutely perfect okay on to the final room of the security house and here is also going to be the final prank for der let’s go ahead and we’re going to go and

Place water down here just regular water no fake water this time cuz I do feel that bad and on this other side of the room we’re going to go and place a chest with a single button that will be the key to exit this room but it’s not going

To be so easy cuz what we’re going to do is we’re actually going to go ahead and grab some turrets and we’re going to place four of them down across the room these turrets are going to be super aggressive because if I grab something like uh here let’s grab a skeleton of

Some sort and we place it down then the sentries are going to appear and start shooting at it and Ashley says no chance at all because these turrets do so much damage and so much knock back oh my goodness Mr skeleton I’m so sorry and the only way to destroy them is to

Destroy the block underneath them so we’re going to go ahead grab another chest place them right over here and inside we’ll place a shield and we’ll also grab a diamond pickaxe let’s Place him in the chest and if derp is able to get to the other side and break all of

These turrets before him dying and grabs a button he’s going to be able to go and open the door to the exit but obviously it’s not going to be a regular door it’s going to be a secret iron door so it looks like it’s part of the Iron Wall

But if you grab a button and you place it right here then it should open but here is where the prank is the worst cuz if you open the door he’s going to see that he’s back at the very very start and he’s going to realize there’s

Literally no exit to the security house he’s trapped in here forever oh my goodness I am so evil this is going to be hilarious but I also just realized kind of how lame the outside looks I mean there’s no decorations at all so before we go meet derp let’s add one

Thing we’re going to go and grab some orange concrete and let’s make a giant K on top of here because you know k for Corey obviously and Corey is way better than stinky stinky derp that K is kind of lopsided but you know what it’s good enough for me welcome to Cory’s secret

House mansion security house thingy I don’t really know a name oh wait but we forgot a door at the entrance actually let’s actually go ahead and place a keypad door and let’s put a password on it hm what should the password be we got to make it something super duper hard

That derp will never ever even think of guessing 1 2 3 4 5 absolutely perfect no way he’s going to guess that ever it is the most complicated password in the world but the time should be up and derp should be ready so let’s go see what

He’s built derp derp you I built mine and it’s completely awesome there’s no chance of you winning this thing oh yeah go check out my Bas please okay let me see and um bro what the heck is this we were supposed to build a security house

Not a dirt block wait you you don’t like it uh no it looks terrible D what kind of security house is built out of straight dirt oh mine is you have a problem with that oh my goodness okay fine I guess what the inside is really

Matters so uh can I go through it yep if you can make it to the the end without dying of course I can make it to the end without dying I’m the best all right let me go okay get out of the way let me see

What this is well good Lu car all right whatever let’s see what this is in the bro you can’t hey you can’t hit me hey I hit me too that’s cheating no it’s not oh my God wait I’m actually going to die D I’m actually going to die rest in peace

Little cor oh my that does not count at all I win yes no no no no I’m back down there okay don’t hit me let me actually do this in wait a minute is this the first level derp it’s literally just a lava room and the parkour is a one block

Jump are you scared CI oh this is so cool good luck why would I be scared derp I can literally just jump over this super easily how are you doing that what do you mean it’s one block jumps it’s that even hard wait no you’re cheating right

Cuz that was really hard oh my yo that was way too simple and wait what is this room supposed to be there’s nothing here yeah well you thought that was easy I had you going up against the scariest biggest baddest mob of them all so

You’re for sure going to die I win wait what I’m figh against the mob oh my goodness do I have any weapons or anything yeah all you have is what’s in that chest right there this chest and what it’s a full set of netherite armor and a sword and enchanted golden apples

How strong is this guy well let’s just say I found him uh in places where I can’t tell you what does that even mean derp oh my goodness okay I’m kind of scared but show me what the mom is show me okay I can’t get too close cuz I don’t want him

To bite me but okay hi little guy oh oh okay oh myness what is this D it’s the scariest mob of them all wait is this like a mutant sheep or something is it going to transform no it’s a sheep and sheep are terrifying ow

I can’t look at it really this is a scary mob that you said I had to be wait don’t let it out don’t let it out don’t let I’m scared D this is a sheep I okay I’m so sorry buddy well he’s dead I killed

Him he’s dead D I just beat him up you killed him how what do you mean oh you know what I’m not even going to argue with that der you so weird okay let me just go to this last one and what is this room why are there two chests you

Have to choose the right exit one will lead to Victory one will lead to Cory’s little death wait really oh my goodness and I don’t have any hints at all on which chest I have to pick who’s the chest that is brown good luck they’re both oh my goodness okay fine let me

Come take a look at this chest then looks pretty wait don’t that suspicious and over here this CH derp are you serious sorry bro this chest literally has TNT underneath it no it doesn’t no it does not that’s not t that’s a carpet it’s literally TT okay I’m not choosing this chest it’s

Obviously this one and yeah look I got all the ladders oh my goodness okay I am out of here bro but wait you have to defeat me I’m going to bring the Sheep back I’m going to bring the she no please please okay you can go you can go this was an

Easiest security house ever what the yo bro I didn’t think so it was really hard to build but I think you’re cheating anyways I’m not cheating and wait there’s a chest at the end here wait is this my reward yeah I got you something nice for all that hard work Cory I hope

You enjoy oh I’m so excited come on time is time is time is it are you serious that is not funny D what Theo you don’t like it no I don’t like it’s dirt I can get this anywhere I want watch this watch this you know what get

This out of here hey I work really hard on getting that but you know what it’s for what it’s a stage so you come up on the stage and you go SK give oh my goodness okay fine fine fine let me try give b b yes yes yes give b b

Wait where are you going D what the yell oh my God stop stop don’t do are you are you serious oh my yo okay well now that I beat your super easy security house come check out mine okay I don’t know what’s going to be my

Security house but I’m ready all right I think you’re going to be pretty excited and come check this baby out it is the Cory security house what the heck Cory this is so oh plain and lame plain and lame you had a dart house and you said

That was B I’ve seen this before first of all and second of all this probably is going to be super easy cuz I’m way too good uh no that’s not true this is going to be the hardest thing ever but first let me go ahead and put you in

Survival mode so you can go through this and let’s see how well you do D there’s no way you survive and the first challenge is you have to guess the pass go to this door and it’s super duper difficult so you can never do it yeah

I’m sure it’s difficult you know I’m a witch right a witch what what the heck am I hearing I’m trying to guess a pass Cod the witches are talking to me okay I think I got it 1 2 3 4 5 how did you the witches The Witches were

Talking to me what the Y how’ you guess that because I’m a vampire you are so weird der you are so so weird okay oh my goodness I didn’t even tell you to go oh my yo der you got to wait for me to explain what is I beat the game Oh so this first room is a lava parkour that is super duper difficult and there is no way you’re going to get past this only a pro can do it oh yeah then what do you call this that was really sad derp go again

You are not a pro you’re a noob oh yeah then what do you call this okay you got the first jump not bad oh Yeah okay bro stop farting try the second jump D it is not you know what here I’m just I’m just going to replace these fences with iron blocks cuz I know for sure that there’s no way you get past this so just retry them der it should be

So much easier did you just fall again D oh okay fine I’ll replace this first one too come on der this is really sad oh my goodness okay start over start over a Co why are you cheating I’m not cheating I just don’t understand how you mess up

On the first few jumps dude this is super simple yeah oh yeah okay okay nice nice oh yeah okay you’re you’re doing it oh my goodness okay there we go nice there it ready ready dude can you stop farting just jump to the other ladder bro wo woah wo

Okay ready one wait a ladder I don’t jump to the Slime box no you jump to the ladder right over there it’s a pretty big jump but you can do do it one two oh and oh you did it okay now okay jump to I I I instantly knew you would fail

Right away D that was not even funny no F that’s way too hard okay okay I’m just going to replace it with an iron block because oh my goodness you’re a lot worse at this than I thought do I jump on the slime block or the white one uh

You got to jump on the slime block derp that’s how it is that’s literally impossible I’m going for the big jump no oh my goodness der you want me to show you how it’s done it’s so easy yeah fine cuz you I’m sure you could do it okay

Okay check this out ready here we go and boom look I did it huh no you raised it look you’re a cheater I did not do you see a lever anywhere how could I have raised it you raised it and you’re trying to make me think I’m crazy I’m

Not wait what how do you do that it’s not raised D I see I just saw a raised no that you it was a glitch it was a glitch cor just tell me how you did it oh my goodness okay fine here first let me teleport you back up here because you

Are not going to survive there and here it is derp you got to click on the secret lever inside of the dirt wait huh okay it didn’t work you fail this level you failed this level okay that’s minus one point automatically what you mean I

Can do it no Cory I can do it I will restart this whole entire course no you can’t you can’t do it you derp what why yes I will why are you going backwards no okay On to the Next Room on to the next room okay derp you may have failed

The last room but this one might be a little easier is to find the button room oh I found it do I win there’s a bunch of buttons you got to find the correct one that opens the door at the end over here I know which one it is let me just

Channel my inner vampire what that you are so weird yep found which one it is sorry buddy uh no that’s that’s not the right the door did not open there are so many buttons how am I supposed to figure it out use your brain D oh wait I forgot you don’t have

One okay use whatever you have inside of your head to figure this out whatever I have inside of my head actually it would be a lot easier than you make it seem it probably this one nope those are all not it ha wait what this house doing here is

It inside this house uh I don’t know derp is it oh it’s not here let’s go to the back over here no idea it’s literally right there what is this why is this look so weird what do you mean it’s it’s grass no the grass is rais and it’s connected to this

House uh no it’s not no it’s not it yes it is all right click everywhere and I sure I’ll find it maybe it’s in the wall wait I found it no way you actually got it bro okay you did find this right here let me open it no I opened it for you

Derp okay thank you all right derp head to the next room where you’re going to find a super scary monster yeah I’m so scared wait huh you set me up against One Singular mob what yeah it’s just one M it’s just one M der oh my goodness you already died okay

Derp look up in the chest above you that’s going to have a bunch of stuff for you yes yes yes D is coming for you you can’t hide in the other room come on put on your armor and fight it like a man I’m trying to he’s so

Scary okay let’s see this come on me zombie get him get him you want to fight me like a man I’m not scaring you okay I’m I’m scared I’m scared you’re not allowed to go hide in the other room I don’t want to play anymore oh my goodness you know what you know

What if you’re going to cheat like that I’m going to let pass you come on Mr M zombie please please Mr zombie Mr zombie oh no no oh I have one heart I have one heart is literally CR slamming you I’m not scared of you die Cory please tell me he’s going to

Die soon I don’t think so he has a lot of Health oh you’re so close to me dead you have to be I’m not scared of you I don’t think so derp he’s pretty strong no he’s not not stronger than me wait you actually got him yes I did it you eat This bro how did you die again oh my goodness come on die die die wait oh you actually got it this time okay good job um derp you might you might not want to do that cuz uh looks like he’s getting back up oh I’ll kill him again please

Wait you got him and is he actually down for this time this oh he’s coming back up okay and wait you might oh you got him I did it I win I win to the Derpy dance to the Derpy dance to the dery dance my good I’m surprised you actually

Were able to kill him but here come over to the next side because this is the hardest one yet all right d hop into the next room and this is going to be a trivia section who smells worse serp or Cory Corey is this answer pretty obvious

Uh yeah it is pretty obvious to me at least yeah you’re right it’s obviously you you smell like poop oh I’m not dying it’s taking forever I’m not how are you not dead taking forever take this but how are you still alive so you’re saying that I

Smell worse uh okay okay okay I got this one um who is pooper pooper is not me the word yes it is it’s just like who’s more pooper you know and come on this is obvious come on okay okay let me ask you this when was the last time you uh wiped

After you pooped uh what do you mean I wipe like every single time so probably like a month ago oh my gosh okay well I wipe every single day so that means that you have to be poop here yeah you’re it was that was supposed to how did it not

Kill you okay hold up hold up that it was supposed to kill you there you go okay so I’m guessing the answer’s derp again whatever yeah obviously and come on you can go on to the next area oh oh okay where do I go next go to the little

Hole right here on the ceiling okay and here you got to choose where to drop in the lava or the water Cory why would I ever jump in lava that’s like Minecraft 101 oh yeah you’re right I don’t know why I put that there silly be okay here I

Go what the heck was that that was not normal water oh yeah I don’t know what happened maybe it was toilet water or something but I guess you got to jump in the lava now so someone to die twice ah wait huh I just took fall damage wait

I’m fine I can swim in it I can poop in it oh my don’t poop in my cor oh my dude just do do this part okay this is this is the next parkour course uh okay this is super easy one two 3 4 oh wait you’re actually doing it good

Job okay I I never mind I didn’t take that back okay let me try this again 1 two come on der you got this oh here’s some fence parkour don’t die oh you’re cheating you’re cheating you’re cheat how am I cheating D I’m just going to

Tell you one thing okay you can get past this course in 10 seconds wait what and I’m not talking about that exaggeration I’m saying literally you can get past this course in 10 seconds 10 seconds if you’re good at the game then you should know how to do it okay shortcut shortcut

Jump shortcut oh jump uh that was a shortcut uh derp that’s not how you do it in 10 seconds yeah is watch Count Me Down ready go 1 2 3 4 5 you know what der I’m just going to wait and watch you I’m going to get this no matter what

No oh my goodness derp we have been waiting for an hour how have you still not done this this is impossible okay fine fine do you want to hit no I want one more try are you sure you don’t want to hint there there’s no

Way you’re going to be able to do this you’ve been trying this for so long okay fine I want the head okay derp the only thing you have to do is look up look up okay I see yellow diamonds and I also see an inry way out wait did you

Say yellow diamonds I mean I see yellow bricks and I see a way out over there yeah I know but did you just fall derp yes oh my goodness okay what did the yellow gold blocks mean derp don’t you notice that is different from everything else yes it

Means Follow The Yellow Brick Road exactly so follow it okay I’m floating on air because I’m a vampire I knew it that’s not what it is d i you could have done this the entire time good now grab the ender pearl and you go to ender pearl up to here all

Right let’s see it and who you fit it perfectly good job what is this que they’re shooting at me well that chest right there is your entry way out but all you have to do is go and break these security turrets so if you take a look

At the chest there’s going to be a pickaxe there and a shield so you have to go and break the block underneath them have to break the block oh I see it okay put your shield on on your other hand okay and now go and try to break

Them come on derp go let’s see it okay here goes nothing you have to raise your Shield to stop getting hit I didn’t know you going do that what are you talking about okay D come on let’s go let’s go imagine this is for your family imagine you’re in a

War this is for my momy your mom doesn’t love you my goodness what do I do I always try to go through I feel it derp you got it you got it okay now go and break the block underneath them I’m going to die just go just go be oh my D

Okay der come on just just go behind them and do it they just TR to look at me okay just just break it out go go oh my goodness I can’t even okay I can’t oh look you did it you wow you did it derp

Job I did it let’s go I’m so good do the vampire dance do the Derpy vampire dance I really did not want to wait another hour for this kid to do it okay whatever you got it there you go go grab grab your key out yes my key is a button

Get it get it button oh my goodness you’re not funny but go ahead and place it on this wall right here wa why would I place it on the wall there’s absolutely nothing here just trust me derp try it okay all right and what that is so cool but you can’t

Come in yep and now you’re never going to be able to leave cuz it’s an infinite Loop wait what about this over here wait I can leave no no no you can’t no no no you can’t do that you can’t do that all right have fun here D for the rest of

Your life no C oh my goodness stop trying to break out you know what here I’m using Bedrock you can’t get out ever but I think my secrety house is way better at you just got pranked son oh I got pranked why would you do this to me

This entire setup was a prank bye Cy come back that’s my friend der’s house and my goal is to build a super big mansion underneath his house without him ever knowing but the problem is he’s always at his house cuz you know he literally has no other friends so this

Is going to be kind of hard but first things first let’s see what derp is up to uh let me see if I can peek through the window and oh there he is what what is he doing if it’s who do together you

Is for you and me and it is for what is that for oh my goodness is D really singing a song right now dude his voice sounds so terrible but we have to somehow get him out of the house so we can start building underneath okay let

Me go ahead and knock on his door uh knock knock derp der hi I was waiting for someone to come knock on my door it’s been so long what do you mean it’s been so long derp I literally saw you like yesterday I know but I missed oh I

Don’t miss you but I just want more friends oh my goodness well derp what are you up to today well I’ve been sitting here since I woke up singing fish for friends who do something okay yeah I heard I heard I really don’t want

To hear it again but uh what do you say you go do something fun with me really you’re inviting me somewhere fun yeah come on let me take you there and uh here you see that giant parkour course over there I built it just so you know

You can hang out there and if you beat it I’ll give you a cookie no way wait I don’t want a cookie that’s lame I’m going home oh okay fine fine fine I’ll give you a billion dollars wait you don’t even have a billion dollars can we

Do something more realistic can I get a full stack of diamonds please oh my goodness okay fine fine fine well go over and try to complete it oh okay well you can fly there I guess I’ll be watching you from uh somewhere okay this is going to be easy peasy all

Right derp is terrible at parkour so that should keep him distracted for probably around like 5 billion hours cuz I know he’s never going to complete it so let’s get started on the house so let me dig down a bit like this and using my

Magic wand I’m going to cut out a giant giant room so let’s select this corner right over here that should be good and now we’re going to go all the way over here and select this corner and boom okay the base of the room is starting to

Get completed we got to make this thing a literal Mansion it’s going to be even bigger than der’s actual house and he’s going to be so surprised if he ever finds it so boom I think this is a good start to it but all of these walls are

Kind of lame they’re just all Stone and coal and all this weird stuff so instead we are going to set it to der’s favorite color orange concrete or wait a minute sorry that’s my favorite color and it’s the one that derp hates the most which is exactly why we’re going to be

Choosing it and boom all of it is done that looks amazing oh c this pocorn is so hard uh how much have you completed so far I made it all the way up to the two pieces of wood that are floating I have to jump on like right before the ladder

Wa I did it okay I’m on the ladder and no oh my goodness derp you should really get better at doing parkour bro you are the worst parkour person I’ve ever seen in my life oh if that’s the case then I’m coming back no no no no no no derp

Don’t you want those uh don’t you want those 64 diamonds buddy not anymore because you’re making fun of me okay okay I’m kidding it’s a joke it’s a joke you’re you’re amazing you’re amazing it’s just going to take some time so come on go ahead and just keep doing it

I want two stacks of diamonds I’m coming home and going to bed the two stacks of bro oh my goodness that’s like my life savings okay fine I’ll give you two stacks of diamonds if you complete it yay all right this is going to be super

Easy oh my goodness I don’t even know if this is worth the prank anymore but we got to keep doing this so let’s continue building the house and right now I am placing a bunch of sofas down and this is where it’s going to be the living

Room is and guys just so you know this is not the whole house this is one room of the house we are going to be making a bunch of series of rooms and tunnels and it’s going to be absolutely amazing so a living room has a bunch of sofas but it

Also needs a coffee table and we’re going to grab some orange coffee tables and just put that down right here and that should be a good amount and now the next thing a living room needs is obvious a giant flat screen TV I mean who doesn’t even want that and you know

What actually I was going to build it on the floor just like this but I thought of an even cooler idea let me go ahead and grab a fence real quick and what we are going to do is we are going to create a TV coming down from the ceiling

Is that not incredible I mean this is the most HD most high tech TV of all time so let’s go ahead and build this baby real quick oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah and let’s go ahead and build a base of the TV too and now we’re going to put

The power on button and you know what this looks incredible oh my goodness it’s going to be the coolest house ever and you know what we are missing a very important thing we are missing the remote of this TV so let’s go ahead and put a placeholder for the remote right

There and now we’re going to go ahead and grab the TV remote and put that baby down right there so now whenever we’re watching TV we can go ahead and yink up the TV remote and now we can press play whatever we want awesome after we got

That done I feel like the living room should have something more uh how about playful so let’s go ahead and we are going to grab a bunch of orange trampolines because what’s better than a giant trampoline in the middle of your living room for everyone to walk by cuz

It’s super duper inconvenient and nobody actually wants that but I’m just going to add it cuz I’m a weirdo exactly nothing’s better than that and I think we should make this trampoline AB absolutely massive so that it can handle any person even der’s mom even though

Like you know there’s a good chance she might break it when she jumps on it but we’ll try our best Cory I finally made it to the second ladder what do I do what do I do wait no way you made it to the second ladder Dar you’re not that

Good okay going for the third and I you’re ly you’re actually ly there’s no way you completed that yep I did it all right now let’s see what’s up uh der what the Y happen did you just f uh no I was screaming out of Joy uh wait then

Why what no no you just screamed that sounded like own business oh my goodness hey it’s a my two saacks of diamonds that you get if you complete it which you know you never are but still oh I wouldn’t be too sure about that and what

Derf doesn’t know is that I secretly set a trap for him at the end of the parkour course so that he’s never going to be able to complete it and uh what are these pressure plates Cory oh uh that’s a surprise I set it for you yeah yeah

Yeah that just completely trust those are 100% safe oh okay I will oh oh my God diamonds thank you Coy I love diamonds yeah I know you love it buddy keep going keep going there’s a very big diamond for you at the end oh my goodness okay thank you there’s not

Actually a big diamond instead there’s a gravity TNT which will launch him 1 billion feet up in the air okay then what’s in the next one a diamond in the next one three diamonds I’m rich no way there’s going to be four four diamonds and you said there’s something bigger

Than this last one yep there’s something absolutely awesome derp okay let see what it is is huh why is there a TNT here you’re not getting those diamonds D bye-bye it didn’t do anything wait wait wait wait what you’re lying what are you talking about it didn’t do anything Cory

I’m in Creative oh my goodness derp you can’t do any c you cheated probably no I didn’t cheat that be so unfair so der you’re say later if I look back at it I’m not going to see you in creative mode cheating what I can’t even hear

Anything right now I’m just I can’t even I don’t think I feel good I’ll be right back Cory oh my goodness Dar but you know what I’m not giving you your diamonds wait what no I’m here please give me my diamonds I didn’t cheat wait you’re you’re back at the house yeah no

But I’m on my way back now oh okay okay okay uh d d don’t come back just yet come on come on just just give me a second I’m coming go I’m coming back to my house cuz I’m hungry okay we covered everything up but the fact that he’s

Coming back is bad we have to somehow get him out of here again what can we possibly make him do Cory I’m leaving now I’m here uh what’s what’s up bud wait what what are you doing inside of my house wait uh what are you talking

About what are you doing uh you know what I I was just watching you through the window you know watching you do your little parkour wait I just realized were you inside my house this whole entire time uh no no no I was off doing uh I

Was fishing I was fishing yeah that’s it fishing you never go fishing you hate fishing you’re a little girl when it comes outdoor stuff that’s not true I I love fishing 100% bro what are you talking about in sack oh my this I don’t want your ink sack here derp this is

What I think about your ink sack hey ew that was you f that smells so bad oh my goodness well derp derp derp how about uh we go fishing together let’s see uh who can catch more fish no I want to go lay down no no derp der

Derp derp no what if we go fishing uh I’ll give you I’ll give you five extra diamonds five extra no no no no okay fine fine fine how about if you catch more fish than me I’ll give you three 100 diamonds 300 diamonds yep 300 Dam come on you

Can’t pass him that offer cor I hope you understand this but I really really really have a hard time believing you because of our history oh my good D just go come on come on let’s go fishing come on let’s go oh fine so 300 diamonds yeah exactly exactly come here come here

Let’s go come on okay I have to someh figure out how to get back to the house while derp is fishing while still tricking him that I’m fishing with him and look derp just for our fishing trip I got us these two giant boats that we can fish on together wao these are

Actually sick how I drive this thing though like this D follow me out into the open see whoa let’s go okay derp uh but we got to fish separately from each other because you know we don’t want all the fish coming to one person so I’m going to sail all

The way over here and fish over there and you can uh fish anywhere you want okay what are the rules what are we doing uh we’re just going to see that who can catch 20 fish first okay uh 20 fish first isn’t that going to take like

A really long time no no no no no it’s fine it’s fine okay stay there derp stay there that’s your area this is my area okay okay all right 3 2 1 start fishing okay let’s go okay I can barely see der from here which means he can barely see

Me from over there so now let’s go back and sneak around to his house and we got to keep working on the Underground secret house okay okay I’m back to the house I think der still has not caught on yet so where was the hole where was

The hole come on where is the secret hole oh wait I kind of forgot where it was uh oh no oh no come on where where’s my secret house and oh okay here it is here it is all right the living room is done but I secretly set up a bunch of

These paintings and these may look like normal paintings but they are actually leading to another room so now what we’re going to do is we are going to build the most important room of them all the bathroom that’s right this is where we’re going to poop this is where

We’re going to pee this is where we’re going to hang out with our friends um don’t ask me why I would hang on with my friends here but it’s just a thing oh I caught a fish Coy how many have you caught uh I’ve caught like uh like three

Derp come on now is your place better I need to come over to where you’re at no no derp stay there that is cheating if if you cheat I’m not giving you a diamonds well you have three fish I only have one no derp derp you got to say where

You are that’s cheating oh fine that was a close one okay let’s grab our toilets now and we are going to need a lot of toilets because when I have guest over I’m going to want to poop with them all together so let’s go ahead and I think

Uh is that enough no we need more toilets more toilets more toilets and uh I think I think uh this should be around good that’s a little bit less than I want but you know what it’s still okay and now what we’re going to do is we got

To make sure we have enough toilet paper for everyone as well so let’s set this entire wall full of toilet papers oh yeah this is awesome toilet wall toilet wall toilet wall okay that is amazing and now what we should do is after we have the toilet wall I think we also

Need to place a line of toilet papers on the floor too because some people just aren’t tall enough to reach these toilet paper walls like derp cuz he’s like three feet in total but now that that’s done I already know that we are going to have so many clog toilets cuz derp takes

Giant poops after he eats his Taco Bell so now we’re going to place a bunch of plungers down as well so anybody can grab one and get to work with them all right plungers are all done H let’s see what else do we have for the bathroom H

And oh I almost forgot we need to add ourselves a bathtub we need to give ourselves a sink a sponge of course some soap along with some towels and some robes and some other towels as well well oh yeah and we’re also going to grab a washing machine of course so now let’s

Go ahead and we’re going to line this wall up with a bunch of open washing machines and let’s Place uh let’s Place towels in front of them and these are all super clean and ready to be washed once they’re used again and now for the ultra Ultra super lit drip we are going

To put a bunch of orange bathrobes over the washing machines cuz this stuff is litty who else wouldn’t want it and over here we’re going to go ahead and put the sinks down because you know we do need to be sanitary and wipe our butts with

The water from here and wait can I can I feel build this up actually uh let me go ahead and grab a water bucket and H wait I can’t even F no oh gosh oh no oh no there’s uh there is not good that is not good at all the water’s leaking

Everywhere okay that was almost bad we almost destroyed the entire bathroom but now it’s one of the most important parts we need to add our golden mirrors lined up so I can look at my reflection oh my goodness I look so jacked and handsome oh yeah okay this is incredible but

Honestly if derp was in here it might give him a jump scare when he looks in the mirror cuz you know he is pretty scary looking cor this fish is boring uh no derp it’s really fun we’re having a great time you and me together wait wait

Cory I see your bow but I don’t see you want it where are you oh um I’m just out of your render distance you know I’m I’m like kind of on the other Edge like so I’m fishing really hard right now don’t worry oh okay how many fish you have uh

I have like four I have five oh oh you’re winning oh no I I better catch up now oh yeah you better catch up are those diamonds are mine yeah yeah yeah definitely definitely okay the bathroom is done that looks absolutely incredible oh my goodness I can’t wait to live here

But now we got to move on to the next room and the next room is also super important because it allows us to actually use the bathroom and that is the kitchen cuz you know obviously after we eat we got a poop so the kitchen is

What makes us all of the food so let’s go ahead and dig out another giant room real quick and boom this should be a good size now what we got to do is we got to make everything orange obviously so boom this should be absolutely perfect now let’s go ahead and grab all

Of our kitchen up appliances okay what do we have to work with here let’s see we need to grab some orange kitchen drawers and then we’re going to have to also grab some orange kitchen sinks along with some kitchen counters as well and we also need some coolers too okay

Let’s get started on this baby up on this wall we are going to line up all of the kitchen sink and the kitchen drawers so that should be good like that we’re going to line up these ones as well and we are just going to keep going in this

Pattern until we reach the end okay that looks absolutely phenomenal now on this left side we need to actually have a place to cook so we are going to line this baby up with a bunch of kitchen counters oh yeah that looks insane now obviously we don’t have a cutting board

Or anything like that so we can cut up our food but instead I went to the village and I robbed these Stone Cutters from them and we can use these to cook and cut all of our food oh my goodness this is the most amazing thing ow ow oh

My butt oh my gosh my butt oh oh gosh okay that was a why did I jump on that that was a terrible idea but on either side of that we are going to place a fridge one white one black cuz that is going to have an awesome color pack

Pattern and now we should go ahead and add some tables so that everybody can eat so let’s go ahead and over here in this corner we are going to have a coffee table and the reason why I’m putting a coffee table down even though it’s so tiny is because some people are

So short that they can’t even reach an actual table like derp cuz again he’s like uh what what did I say he’s like uh literally half an inch tall now and this is the big boy table people that are actually tall like me cuz I’m like 6′ 1

Billion and sit in and enjoyed their dinner so let’s go ahead and do that and we’re going to go ahead and play some coolers need it in case everybody wants to go and grab a fresh drink but now let’s also go ahead and put a picket fence around this baby so that people

Like derp don’t come and interrupt our good dinner okay I think this is awesome oh my goodness is there anything else we need to add to the kitchen besides this oh yeah how can I forget I almost forgot the most important things we need to have some chefs in here to do the

Cooking for us but uh I don’t really have any but you know what does have it the village that derp always goes too so let’s go over and uh hire some of the chefs over there yeah we’re definitely not going to kidnap them oh co I’m at 10

Fish oh that’s awesome derp I’m at like eight and oh I’m catching up oh gosh I’m getting close okay Cory sounds like you need help do I need to come over there and help you uh no no no no no no no no do not come here

I do not need your help are you sure DP do not come over here I promise you I just had like a really bad taco and dude these farts are devious bro you will literally die from the Grimace Shake if you come over here e okay I promise I will not go over

There no worries okay okay good and uh this guy should be a perfect cook so let me go ahead and grab a boat real quick and come on come on Mr villager here hop hop inside hop hop inside the boat let me just go ahead and put oh yes we got

Both of them in okay wait how do I bring them over now uh can I connect the Le thing to him and oh yes okay they’re flying they’re flying this is awesome this is awesome oh my goodness okay come on guys come on you guys are going to be

Our new chefs okay we brought these guys over awesome let’s set them down ch and now we just got to bring them inside of the house come on boys come on this is the start of your first newe day at work and you don’t get paid I mean I’ll pay

Like a diamond maybe every year but we got to break the floor underneath them and get inside boys oh yeah this is awesome I’m going to destroy cor and fishing this is so easy wait why am I getting a call right now uh hello who W relax relax what’s wrong

Jim and Bob got kidnapped okay relax relax I can’t hear you by who some guy wearing all orange what okay relax it’s okay I got you I’ll be there soon bye Cory Cory uh what what is wrong derp what I’m trying to fish over here I just got a call from one of

My Villers saying that two of them got kidnapped oh wa two villagers got kidnapped uh yeah I I don’t know I I don’t know how to help you there why are you telling me this and the guy was wearing all orange ooh uh wow I don’t

Know who would do that that’s so mean I’m just fishing right now Cory you are literally the only one wearing orange no no no derp trust me I’m fishing with you I’m literally with you you know what I’m going to go check your boat right now I

Don’t care what you say oh oh oh okay oh yeah yeah yeah I’ll yeah I’m I’m at the boat trust me trust me oh my goodness I got to get to the boat as quick as possible let’s go let’s go let’s go okay okay okay okay boom okay okay I’m in the

Boat I’m in the boat is derp anywhere nearby where’s derp where’s derp no excuses I’m coming wait what what what’s up derp what’s up uh you’re actually here uh why wouldn’t I be here I’ve been fishing this whole time seriously uh duh what else would I be doing what are you

Talking about capturing villagers that’s not me okay well let’s see I have one raw Cod I have three salmon I have six puffer fish so I win I don’t care if I win I need to go check out my villagers Cory I’m sorry oh wait no no but D what

About the diamonds okay I I won so give you my diamonds wait I no it was first the 20 fish though okay okay well I quit oh my goodness no no derp there’s no need to go check out oh my goodness okay I’ll come with you I’ll come with you no

You don’t need to come with me Cory I don’t trust you no no no D they my villagers too I’m coming and uh we got to go check out Bob and Jimmy wait a minute I never told you who got kidnapped uh oh um it’s cuz they uh the villagers

Actually sent me a text as well and they said Cory please help uh some guy wearing orangey coryy we both know the villagers hate you so why would they text you um you know what I’ve actually made some pretty good friends with them recently okay I’m not hearing all this

Where’s our house at okay we’re almost there oh derp this is the village oh gosh the poor villagers let’s make sure they’re safe right yep and if there’s even one villager missing I promise you we are going to go on a hunt okay okay yeah yeah yeah definitely I see one over

Here okay you check those houses over there I’m going to check these houses over here okay he hey what happened uh-huh wait what do you mean where Point him out wait come back I know you’re up ET villager who kidnapped him Point him

Out to me okay okay I got a plan I need to turn myself into Jimmy the Villager and uh tell derp that everything is okay uh you know we just went on a hike or something so let me go ahead and grab my best villager disguise real quick here

We go and boom I am bro are you serious this is the best disguise I got oh my goodness I do not even look close to Jimmy but you know what we got to work with it we got to work with it so let’s see where derp is she’s probably poking

Around right now and oh there he is there he is oh where’s Jimmy Jimmy uh hello wait huh huh D what’s up buddy how’s it hanging huh um Jimmy what happened to your face uh what’s up what do you mean what happened to my face um

How do I explain this okay come over here um okay do you see Todd yeah Todd I know you see him he’s weird looking right what’s up Todd okay you see how his nose and eyes are connected oh yeah yeah we’re like twins aren’t we what’s

Up buddy no you look like a pigeon wait oh oh oh you know what what you know what it is derp I got plastic surgery uh you know my wife left me so uh I just wanted to make myself look a little bit more handsome if you get my drift yeah I

Don’t think it worked Jimmy but wait is that everyone’s looking for you did you go get plastic surgery and everyone thought you got kidnapped yeah yeah that’s exactly what happened then Bob’s actually the one that did the surgery on me so you know he he’s over back there

You know like helping me do it so yeah okay wait wait wait so why they say that some orange guy kidnapped you guys oh you know what it is here let me show you what it is derp okay it’s my mom got me these new clothes and look look look

They’re all orange you see wait what yeah yeah yeah so you know they thought an orange guy kidnpped that by oh I get it now okay yeah what did you think happened I thought I thought I have a crazy friend his name is Cory he should be around here somewhere I thought that

He kidnapped you guys because I got a phone call saying some guy in all orange came to this Village and kidnapped Jimmy and Bob ah no no no Cory I love that guy yeah yeah that that that’s my slime that’s my gang that’s my number one in

The world Jimmy all we do is talk about how much you hate Cory I mean I hate Corey uh Cory smells like poop right you’re acting really suspicious Jimmy uh uh yeah got to go got to go bye oh bye why was that so weird something definitely wasn’t right okay okay okay

Now we got to change back into Cory okay there we go there we go and let’s fly back over oh wait where’s derp where’s derp derp derp buddy where you at bud sorry oh what’s up derp where were you what happened to the Village well I guess it was a false alarm my

Friend Jimmy he came and talked to me and apparently the orange guy was just him wearing a bunch of orange armor I don’t know it’s really weird but I’m tired and I want to go home oh wait wait D but you can’t go home yet you can’t go

Home why um because your mom actually called me and wants you to go visit her my mom wants me to visit her really yeah yeah yeah that’s exactly it and she called you to tell me that yeah yeah yeah yeah exactly exactly okay okay so

What did she say uh she said uh my beautiful baby boy derp even though I’m very disappointed in you and never proud of you at all I need to come back and visit me no oh derp derp stop I’m not going oh my goodness okay fine can you

Do uh something else for me no I quit no derp derp derp trust me trust me trust me give me my three of diamonds I’m not listening to okay okay listen listen this is a billionaire idea okay F what is it I recently found a treasure map

That leads to gold and diamonds like never before and because you’re my friend I want to give you the treasure map and we can split the earnings what the nah no no no derp derp derp trust me trust me I don’t believe you Cory okay F

Show me the treasure map show me the treasure map okay okay I put it down at your house because you know I was bringing it to show you today actually but no derp derp stop stop stop what I put it in a safe security lock so only I

Can get it and it doesn’t open if you’re around so you got to stay here I’ll bring it to you fine go and hurry okay okay I’m going I’m going oh my goodness okay I got to hurry up and make the treasure B really quick really quick

Okay I need to paint a treasure B real quick so let me go ahead and put the canas down and uh how are we going to make this okay first I got to draw his house oh my goodness this is looking so bad but I’m just got to draw as quick as

Possible okay here is der’s house uh let me go ahead and draw the little window so it’s a little bit more convincing and now we’re going to uh draw a line over here to the giant X okay that’s all we can do for now and now we’re going to

Call this treasure map let’s grab this baby real quick and we got to go make the X somewhere so let’s just put it uh let’s put it all the way over here super duper far and we’re going to go ahead and put the Red X down all right now

Let’s dig down over here let’s just hurry up and dig a bunch out oh my goodness he def get is suspicious Cory where are you it should not be taking this long uh der der der just just calm down just calm down I’m working on it

Okay uh I just forgot where I placed it a okay can I come over there now oh no no no no no no no it’s not open yet and oh look I found it okay okay I’m I’m coming to you now I’m coming okay fine

One two SK boo said a one and two and a SK Bo and then one two SK Boo and a one and a two and a SK Boo and one okay okay I’m back please stop singing that hurts my ears here is this here’s the treasure

Map oh my goodness it’s real wait what this is the lamest treasure map I’ve ever seen it’s a house and then in a little curve shaped line there’s an X yeah yeah yeah that’s your house and that’s that’s the path to the treasure map a okay what’s in the Treasure uh like

Gold diamond blocks so much riches that you can’t even imagine okay let me ask you this is it more than 300 diamonds cuz if it’s not then you’re going to give me my diamonds I’m going to go to my house I’m going to go to bed and

You’re going to leave me alone D I’m about below your mind you ready you want to know how many diamonds there are how many are in there 301 wait 301 are you serious do you promise I promise go for it go that’s like three I take one more and 300 wait that’s

Like uh okay I don’t know what you just said but go ahead and have fun buddy okay I think should be over here okay okay he’s working on it okay thank gosh thank gosh now let’s go back into the secret house we got to keep working on

This where did my villagers go where did they go uh wait I think I hear them over here come on yes okay they’re right here they are right here guys this is the wrong place this is not where you should be you guys should be in the you know

What it doesn’t even matter we’ll just leave them in here for now they can hopefully migrate to the kitchen later but now we got to work on our next room as well and uh you know what let me go ahead and cover this room with a

Painting too just to be safe for our final room what we’re going to make is we are going to make a derp hate room and a Cory fan club room because I mean come on now everybody loves Cory and uh derp is everybody thinks derp is just so

Weird so let’s go ahead and place these signs and make a painting over right awesome and now let’s begin this room and this has to be the most fabulous room of all time in this house and boom I cut the room out and now for this one

We’re going to make it a little bit different half the room is going to be in Orange and half the room is going to be in light blue but if you go into the light blue we’re going to make it so you instantly die so let’s make all of this

Orange concrete real quick and this side we are going to make into light blue concrete so let’s go ahead and finish this baby up real quick and boom that is perfect oh oh it hurts me even seeing the blue in this Rob oh my goodness but

Here is where it starts let me go ahead and I need to give myself the head of derp real quick boom there we go and we are going to line this entire side up with a bunch of derp faces let’s go let’s go let’s go let’s go and we are

Going to put so many here that it’s going to absolutely freak derp out I mean he doesn’t even know how I got all these heads but that’s a secret only for me so there we go we did all of that and now what we’re going to do is we’re

Going to put a bunch of sides here and put these down so on this side we’re just going to say derp stinks on this side we’re going to say derp smells like poop over here we’re going to say derp is short and now we’re just going to

Copy these and just put them everywhere around the room oh my y this is so hilarious he’s going to get actually so bad at me but boom that’s good and now over here we are going to place a bunch of wet floor signs to show that you know

DPed all over the floor and if you go over here you’re going to slip and fall into his PE so there is that one and on this side we’re going to go ahead and grab some diamonds and we are going to make a giant Throne just for Corey the

King of This Server so let’s go ahead and make that and now we’re we’re going to grab another side and right here we’re going to say Cory’s Throne boom that is perfect and you know what I think this should be pretty good but uh wait has derp found the treasure yet I

Feel like I can’t find oh I found it I found it I found the eggs and wait I probably shouldn’t tell Cory this cuz I feel like he’s not going to give me whatsoever inside of this so let’s just start opening it myself let me dig down

And let’s see oh my goodness there really is diamond and gold everywhere yes okay now let going finish breaking the rest of these and I’m going to have all these diamonds and then I’m going to go back to Cory’s house and I’m going to surprise them with all these diamonds I

Got okay let’s go back okay honestly I think this looks pretty awesome for now but I think that’s a good day is hard work we just need to cover this up before derp ends up coming real quick and he still hasn’t found the treasure so he should take a while now let me

Just start covering this baby up hey Cory uh uh derp wh what what are you doing here Cory what is this um this is a dream this is a wa wake up derp wake up it’s a dream wake up wake up okay stop Cory I’m

Not I’m not a child okay so I went to go find the X like you asked and I found a full sack of diamond which by the way actually you’re not going to get at all and second of all I only came here to show you cuz I was happy and there’s a

Hole in my fly okay fine I’ll show you what I’ve been working on I made a secret underground house under your house that you can check it out this is massive wait BR uh oh that’s awkward um this is a friend I met um yeah no he’s

Not your friend this is Jimmy yeah I kidnapped him I’m sorry oh my goodness Jimmy are you okay wait what’s wrong with him what is you are you okay no you’re not okay oh my goodness he’s so mad at you and so am I uh okay well let

Me give you a tour that this is by giant TV flat screen TV and uh here’s a remote you can come and watch you know TV how did you even afford all of this uh I’m a billionaire anyways come over here this is a giant orange trampoline that I made

Uh I mean it’s kind of cool but okay that’s besides the point Cory why would you do all of this under my house because I thought it was funny look look look you think these are regular paintings here come here come here take a look at this if you find your P wait

Why is it why is oh there we go okay there we go now hop in W and there’s a rest of them bom yeah he’s here too but look look at all the toilets isn’t it awesome I mean it looks nice in here but the amount of toilets

Is kind of nasty why would you do this in my house Cory tell me right now because I told you I thought it was funny look look look look look you’re going to enjoy the rest of it okay come right over here this is my uh my kitchen

Area and oh my goodness I really got to do something about these paintings you literally can’t get inside but check this baby out look look look at all of this stuff what the heck are these up here oh yeah I didn’t have cutting boards so I I got these thingies uh

Don’t step on them they hurt your butt what the heck is this a restaurant yeah it’s a restaurant and why is there offence between this short one and this big one oh um because this one’s for like the big boys like you know people that are tall like me and that one’s for

Like babies like for you so I I gave it to you so you can reach it Cory we’re the same exact height stop with that that’s that’s not true that’s not true but yeah that that’s the end of the tour that’s all there is definitely no other

Rooms uh what’s over here uh nothing nothing DP we don’t have to we don’t have to go over that no no I want to see no no no D we should not we should not we should not go in go in here what the heck is this uh nothing we should we

Should not we don’t don’t look at those signs don’t smells like a poop a derp smells like a poop a derp stinks derp is short wait what and how did you get all these clones of my head uh don’t don’t look at that derp don’t don’t don’t do that yeah yeah yeah

Wait what is this over here oh uh’s Throne um nothing it’s a it’s a little chair I made for myself cuz you know I I was feeling okay Cory you know what uh what you are a psychopath get this down right now I don’t want to see this oh my goodness

Are you serious but I spent so much time on this for what the why and why did you kid out my villagers what do they have to do with this oh they were supposed to be my chefs but they’re not really doing any work um so we might have to get rid

Of them oh duh they don’t like you uh well you know what okay fine fine fine I I’ll clean this up right now I’ll clean it up wait what do you mean you’re going to clean this up no no no don’t worry I I’ll clean this up I I will clean this

Up Cory yeah okay Cory what was that oh oh this is uh this is the self-destruct button self-destruct button wait but what about my house is my house going to be okay I’m sure it’ll be fine somehow all wait just just give it one second why are you

Looking up Cory uh no it whatsoever um okay I cleaned it up derp just for you oh my goodness my house don’t worry derp I told you I cleaned it up and I did oh where am I and why is there a weird looking blaze in front of

Me what do you mean why is there a weird Enderman right in front of me a weird Enderman wait a minute hey I’m the Enderman in wait uh are you derp no wait Cory why are you an Enderman oh why are we mobs I came here cuz today we’re

Doing build to survive but somehow we became a blaze and an Enderman build or survive what is that well we need to build a house that would be super duper safe because every few minutes a bunch of strange mobs are going to come and try to kill us are you serious is this

Another prank no it’s not a prank and wait you’re kind of short I just realized look I can literally hit a top of you hey ow what are you doing at least I don’t have chicken legs hey I hit leg day okay look at me I’m doing my

Squats bro no you’re not you’re so skinny it’s don’t make fun of me you know what at least I don’t have what what even are these like 200 arms you’re weird well at least I have oh my oh my oh derp stop derp stop okay you know what it doesn’t even

Matter because we don’t have any time to waste we need to start building right now derp I have no idea what’s coming for us but it’s going to eat our butts if we don’t build a secure house what do we do then can I get in your Square I’m

Scared of mine please no you can’t get in my get get back in your Square okay get back I am going to start building my house right now and you cannot come near me no fair sorry but I’m building mine with orange concrete because you know orange is the

Best color obviously well you know what I’m building mine with blue because blue is the best and blue is for the boys orange is for girls hey orange is not for girls orange is like that is Orange is that is Orange is not that is Orange

Is not for you think you’re funny little bro you think you’re funny you’re not funny okay orange is best cuz it’s like fire and like hot sauce and like orange all the boys know blue is better so all the boys make sure you like the video life blue is your

Favorite color oh my goodness orange is way better comment if you like orange more obviously hey you’re copying me what the yo no I’m not you’re copying me I literally told you I was building mine with orange blocks and look at you building with a blue blocks like are you

Serious how am I copying you if yours are orange and mine are blue you’re just copying me and you know it you know what it’s okay it’s okay it’s cuz you’re short and you just can’t handle it are you scared Cory that I’m going to make a

Way better base than you cuz mine’s going to be way more secure than yours and no one’s getting inside of mine you are not making a better basement you know what you know what yeah yes how did you do that um I’m in Enderman buddy Enderman can pick up

Blocks and you know what I’m stealing your blocks I’m stealing your blocks I’m stealing your blocks Cory stop or else or or else what what are you going to do or else this what the what did are you shooting Fireballs at my house yeah give me one second it’ll catch on fire

Nothing’s happening here D hey how about I burn the whole floor stop stop stop stop okay stop it I said stop it then leave my base alone or you’ll die okay okay fine fine fine okay stop look I can’t even teleport cuz I’m cool like

That well you know what I’m going to be adding some texture to my beautiful beautiful house already I’m adding reinforced stained glass oh yeah now I can even watch the mobs from inside the house like a cool kid well actually I was going to do that first so let me do

That real quick Dar if I turn around and I see you using reinforced stained glass I am actually going to poop on your face oh I’m lagging oh I’m lagging I didn’t mean to do this you’re literally copying me you are literally copying me bro no

I’m not yes you are says who says me oh I’m not and mine’s going to be way better so we’ll see I hate blazes you guys are weird okay Cory how about we do a little contest the person who has the weakest Base by the end of the video has

To do a dare a dare okay okay well I already thought of a perfect Dare for you and I have a better one for you don’t be scared I’m not scared d mine is coming out fantastically awesomely awesome uh my base already looks way better than yours so uh mine is

Beautiful and mine is absolutely awesome I’m giving mine ears look it has ears oh it’s probably good that it has ears cuz uh you don’t have any how are you even hearing me you don’t have ears either what are you saying I guess that is true okay you

Know what we don’t have to talk about that what the why am I survival mode all of a sudden I don’t know but you can’t even get inside your base loser I literally can teleport D what is happening though why are we in survival

Oh I have no clue what did you do oh what the what are these come help me please let me go to your side please no you can’t come to my side what are these guys get out of here get out of here oh gosh oh gosh I think

I make Angry they’re coming after me oh my Fireballs are not working what do I do get him D shoot him I’m trying he’s not doing anything oh God go they’re hitting me they’re hitting me DP I see them Cory made it on no get out of here

Owow okay okay let me go let me go let me go back I’ll go back I’ll go back oh my goodness they’re literally hanging from the trees bro why are they hanging from the trees get out of here they’re coming after me D what do I do what do I

Do what do I do I don’t know kill them but they’re eating my butt right now how do I kill them I’m literally Destro third wait I killed one I killed one I can’t kill any help them help me bro this one is literally stuck inside of a

Wall what is this one doing oh wait actually they kind of like me I think oh this kid is Never B hurting me help me please don’t worry D I’ll save you I’ll save you please please uh I think you accidentally got killed by the drop bears you let me die

Ah no that’s not true oh oh my goodness I died to are you serious all right well obviously both of our houses were not that strong for that first one I mean we both kind of died so i’ say that was a tie I guess you’re

Right we both did die one time that was really scary though and my Fireballs weren’t doing anything yeah you’re kind of weak stop it but as I was saying whoever ends with the least amount of deaths is the winner oh okay well that sounds like a deal get ready to lose um

Meos yeah right buddy I am going to be awesome you know what I’m even going to make the inside of my house even awesome yeah super scary no one cares bored bored ywn yawn don’t ywn yawn my house okay it’s going to come out amazing and

You know what I’m going to furnish it right now and make it awesome and I’m going to make it derp proof cuz nobody likes derp I like derp well you are derp and even you don’t like yourself you smell like poop I do not smell like

Poop okay um I told you you smell like poop and uh what are you building right now you’ll see what even is this did you build an ice cream cone on on top of your thingy lame I don’t need your opinion I kind of

Want to know now what is it what can you tell me what is it it’s an Archer Tower wait an Archer Tower what the you what archers are you going to put up there me since they can’t get me from up here I can even shoot you hey if you shoot me

That’s not allowed we said that’s off limits that is not allowed ah we’ll see we’ll see I make the rules here that is not allowed okay that is not cool we’ll see we’ll see I do make the rules oh my goodness you know what bro this is why

You’re called a pee PE poo poo face take it back right now nope I said it I said it you’re peee poo poo you’re so annoying I hate you you hate me that’s a little harsh dude take it back right now okay I’m sorry that you’re a PE I’m

Sorry you’re a pee poo poo face okay I forgive you I can’t believe you still cry like a baby I need to start building the interior of my house I’ll have one Archer Tower for now oh my goodness stop copying me you always do this no one is copying you look at my

House compared to yours it’s way better mine has an entire interior already done you’re still working on yours you butt face oh it does it now oopsies didn’t mean to do that or that or that chill stop stop or that fine fine you want to play that way

Don’t don’t no no let’s play that way let’s play that way no cuz you’re going to put the fire out I don’t want to get my blocks again oh yeah okay fine fine fine I won’t do that I won’t do that don’t worry hey hey I’m not doing

Anything I’m I’m what are you doing not doing anything if you put one thing down it is war I’m not doing anything bro okay calm down calm down I’m what would I really do something would I really do something Waring you where are you at I’m literally over

Here I think something happened to your house oh my goodness why do you always cry you sound like a chimpanzee um Cory yeah do you know what Revenge looks like what do you mean what get hey you you can’t you can’t be over here you can’t be over here okay fine

Fine you know what just say you’re sorry and then I’ll be okay okay okay I’m sorry I’m sorry okay thank you yeah that’s what I thought why are you laughing I no no it’s okay I don’t fight violence with violence I’m all about peace uh you literally just set my house

On fire no I I know and I’m sorry that was my fault I deserve that I’m not going to do anything to your base I promise you sound really suspicious D why do you keep laughing I no no no really really why are you laughing I’m not laughing I’m being honest it it

Really sounds like you’re laughing buddy and I don’t appreciate it I’m not laughing relax relax I’m going to do something super duper cool with my house right now I just thought of it it’s going to be awesome I going to build a second house on top of my house so I’m

Going to have two security houses well guess what I’m building a whole entire underground layer underneath my house uh okay that’s not as cool as what I’m doing you know what fine I one up mine I one up mine I’m going to make a sky house a sky house house how are you

Going to do that well would you like to know you’ll see it’s going to be awesome but I’m going to build a second house on top of my house and then I’m going to build a sky house on top of my house and the sky house is going to have some

Awesome awesome things inside of it like a water slide and a roller coaster what no that’s not fair you can’t put that in there I don’t know how to do that I can do whatever I want actually fine well guess what I’m going to have four

Stories I’m going to have two Maids I’m going to have your girlfriend working for me and I’m going to have a pool well jokes on you I don’t have a girlfriend yeah that’s not something to okay be wait where’d you go uh where oh are you underground right now yeah I’m

Underground my house oh okay okay well uh you know what I’m going to get started on the on the roller coaster okay good luck yeah yeah yeah yeah don’t worry D wait wait what what does that mean what do you mean why are you laughing like that I’m not laughing at all why

Would I be laughing Cory if you do anything in my house while I’m underground you’re dead I’m not going to do anything to your house bro do you really think I would do something like that again again are you I’m not going to do anything to your house you pinky

Promise yeah well it’s not me specifically that’s going to do something to it what um my roller coaster seem to have failed what was that explosion um nothing hey it broke some on my part too are you serious wait what wait a minute what is that I hear what do you mean

Wait a minute why do I hear digging hey hey hey hey hey stop so much sh yes revenge is always the best sorry are you serious derp I literally blew your house up with one TNT and you blew it up with like a billion well I told you that if you mess

With me it’s war and that’s exactly what I did sorry oh my gosh watch I’mma fix it up in literally 1 second oh my goodness I can’t believe I have to fix all this up bro this is so annoying uh wait a minute derp why am I in

Survival again I don’t know but the last time this happened the mobs came oh gosh where are they where are you at where are they oh Cory look behind us behind us what do you mean in DP what is this e what is this get out of here get

Out of here oh my goodness I think these are set up okay it says I blew up your base come up here come on come on come on come on let go come here over here bro why are these guys so strong they’re literally eating my butt

Oh my God wait wait they can jump and CRA they can jump they can jump they’re jumping on top of my base get get oh my goodness oh my goodness they’re doing so much damage they’re doing so much damage oh my goodness what do I do what do I do

Wait wait wait yeah shoot them shoot them with your Fireballs I am I am I am it’s working okay wait I have a good idea here let me go ahead and drop this TNT on them go go go go go here I’ll I’ll blow it I’ll fire it help me are

You serious you just blew me up wait I have one more piece of TNT please come here come here here set fire set fire set on fire no he blocked it oh my God go go go set over I’m dying I did I did I did come on come on come

On yes we got one of them get this other guy get the other one okay okay okay yes we did it we did it wait there’s so many more come on der get him let’s go to your house your house your house come on

Get get out of here bro get out of here ow ow they’re eating my butt they’re eating my butt just can’t you why aren’t you literally a blaze uh um well I didn’t really um learn how to fly yet I didn’t choose to be a blaze oh my gosh

Okay well we got most of them is that oh my there’s so much more no there’s a whole bunch over here there are so much more come okay kill them kill them there get out of my house oh my they’re they’re eating me they’re eating me

Again ow they’re eating me too I kill him I killed him I killed him okay last one I did it I think we’re good I can’t believe I just saved us all I’m a hero what huh I’m the one who saved us what are you talking about bro I literally

Saved us all oh my I killed more no you didn’t there’s caves that legs everywhere but did you even die a single time no that means that I’m up on you two to one ha yeah yeah sure buddy sure but uh at least my house is kind of back

To normal after you blew it up with a billion TNT you know what derp how about we say a little truce for now no blowing up each other’s houses okay come shake on it meet me in the middle right now okay what which which hand do I shake my

Middle right one the third fifth one middle right they’re all circling okay stop circling your arms stop it okay it’s not stopping how about we just head butt ready 3 2 1 ah there we go okay okay I just farted on your head uh Cory

What I have a new addition to my base you want to see it before it happens uh sure what is this I have my own security guards okay a few grizzly bears let’s do a few crocodiles those are not allowed what then we have a kodo dragon a we

Have some monkeys oh they’re so cute no no man R get up wait uh it looks like they’re kind of fighting each other D no they kill all my monkeys they kill all my monkeys no I need to room just for my monkeys right here okay wait wait watch

This Cory okay this is not an arrow Tower anymore it’s a monkey Tower full of my monkeys a monkey Tower okay ready so we’re going to put a monkey right here oh they coming come here come here come in here come okay monkey this what

I want you to do no where are you going come back here now I don’t think the monkeys like you buddy no uh that was actually so sad D I hate to break it to you but uh no animals while we’re doing a build competition what what do you

Mean can I have the monkey at least it’s this one right here this one my best friend now yes yes look at him go this one’s so cute this one’s so cute Hulk smash why are you hurting my monkey uh this one too uh okay just this one no no

Hulk smash H Hulk smash why are you being so mean to my monkeys because you’re not allowed to have monkeys you know what at least I still have these guys down here what the heck uh I don’t know what happened there um just something something very bad

Happened I I don’t know what it is my God what are you doing it it wasn’t me it wasn’t me okay get back to your building house no no no Cory just real quick come here come here right in front of me no come here right now what I

Don’t I don’t want to go I have to tell you a secret Crouch down okay it’s War it’s it’s what did you just whisper in my ear that it’s war no no no remember what I said last time we literally had on the lights we literally headbutted on

It we headbutted on it and you killed all my animals so guess what I’ll say what I said last time it’s okay everything will be okay I’m not going to hurt you I don’t fight violence with violence right Cory okay buddy okay last time it took me like a billion years to

Rebuild my house so I would really appreciate it if you just didn’t and I’d really appreciate it if you didn’t kill my animals but they’re gone now that wasn’t my fault how do you know the lava was spawned by me okay but when your house gets blown up in OB pieces it

Won’t be my fault either oh yeah yeah sure sure buddy actually there’s one way we can fix this if I can have two monkeys I won’t hurt to okay okay fine you can have two monkeys but I get to name one of the monkeys what do you mean

No if I can have three monkeys you can name one okay fine fine fine this one is going to be wait he’s lying down oh that’s so cute get what do you think this is playtime hey what did I tell you okay okay okay fine I’m sorry let me

Just remind you you know what this is right here Cory huh what what is it it’s what blew up your whole house other time I can’t even see your hand like I don’t know what you’re holding since you punched my monkey I get to have two more

Oh my God okay what is your obsession okay keep the monkeys keep the monkeys monkeys arise well guess what I’m adding to my house what are you adding to your house well you got to I just said to guess you why would you ask that question um you’re adding a a leaf

Blower no not leaf blowers look at what I’m putting on the roof of my house you know what I’ll put four of them right here too on the other roof of my house what what are those these are I thought you said four monkeys derp oh

They had babies they had babies oh my God this so cute so you’re saying that these monkeys just mysteriously appeared because they had babies I innocent they were Ming and I was gone this was not derp doing derp is a free man but since there’s so many of them they might as

Well stay so you’re saying you didn’t spawn any more than four and they just all had babies with each other and created like a billion more yep I’m innocent what did you do you lied to me it has it has to be done that’s it no no

No no no no no no no I’m sorry I’m sorry okay okay fine fine fine you okay fine fine fine you can build your monkeys again you can have your monkeys again bag I want you to bag I’m sorry I’m sorry Sor I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m I’m

Sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry you can have one monkey one monkey one monkey and leave me alone go leave me alone when I turn back around I better not see a billion monkeys again no not going to why are

You digging a hole because I told you I’m building my underground layers okay okay fine fine fine let me just work on my sky based Treehouse thingy I guess oh wait uh Cory how long do we have until the mobs come I mean I don’t know the

Exact time but like it shouldn’t happen anytime soon because I really don’t want to get like killed Again by all the uh derp no Cory Cory not again did you just get put in survival yes but wait does that mean that the mobs are coming oh

Gosh I think so I think so and oh my goodness what is that bro what are these wait I think the mobs are attacking each other right now what what what wrong G what what come here please uh we have kind of an issue oh what’s the problem I

Need protection what know how you said I could have one monkey yeah but you gave yourself two really yeah um Cory I gave myself 200 and I don’t know what to do with them now are you are you are you Ser are you serious Cory come down why

Are there so many oh oh my goodness you know what D I’m not even focused on this we got to we got to kill these guys that are coming to attack us and but what about my monkeys oh my goodness oh gosh oh gosh come out here come out here Dar

Right now A they’re attacking me oh my goodness oh oh oh gosh D tornadoes are attacking me hit them hit them what do I do what do I do oh what the what is that oh my goodness oh oh gosh oh sorry sorry what what does it have oh my did you set

Me on fire bro did you really just set me on fire I’m so sorry oh what is that Cory it’s your mom it’s your mom that’s not my mom oh my goodness his head is so long it’s like a giraffe it’s like a weird giraffe I’m die I’m going to die

I’m going to die oh no don’t die don’t die don’t die don’t die oh you died one time somehow I don’t know how that happened okay you have one death said you killed me no I I did not kill you that’s not true that is not true at all

Yes you did you cheated I did not okay can you help me kill these guys it is not fair if I’m doing all the work why and wait why are my turrets not doing anything turrets shoot them I’m not doing anything okay maybe I need to

Bring them closer to my turrets here I’m going to place like two more yes yes yes get them turrets yes yes start attacking them get up turrets get the little sandstorms get up turrets get up yes yeah awesome awesome get him T get him what do you

Mean get him I I going get the get these guys get these guys over here no no you’re a liar ow derp help me there’s a few more come on we need to kill these guys derp nope good luck okay well you know what fine I get an extra point

Because I did all the killing this round I’m literally fighting against your sister and I and I’m doing all of this don’t say that about my sister sister your your sister what derp are you floating in the air I learn how to fly I can fly I literally ow you can’t you

Know what derp okay I’m I’m coming for you you going to do what are you going to do come here what are you going to do sorry sorry come here yes I told you you could F okay yeah truce Tru truth okay I want to show you something yeah you’re

Monkey wait did you just die by my turret Cory look at this I want to show you something about Brotherhood my monkeys will never ever do anything to hurt me like you should be able to so I’m going to do is pet this one right here should be good wait okay wait wait

Wait stop it stop it it looks like the monkeys are killing you buddy you were pummeled by your own monkey how how does this happen how how does that happen you know what I’m done with these stupid monkeys kill them all kill them all okay

I’m trying to oh my goodness they did so much damage they did so much damage and I died kill them all are you serious yes it killed you all right all the monkeys are gone the Arena’s cleaned up let’s keep building and I think the score is

Like three deaths to three that’s now we should be tied up yeah I think we’re tied yeah uh how’s your monkey problem going uh I got rid of all of them you got rid of all of them I don’t like them anyways I never claimed I did you

Literally said let me show you something about Brotherhood that wasn’t me that was an old derp that was you derp that was literally you that was you 3 minutes ago that was you 3 minutes ago uh whatever you say liar okay I’m not lying but I’m building a treehouse right now

Dude you’re base literally looks exact same from before look how mine looks it’s awesome I wanted to build an animal thing uary but you wouldn’t let me but I said you could have a few monkeys and you spawned in a 100 billion and then they attacked you and ate your butt I

Love my monkeys though I want more oh my goodness you just killed them all bro but I’ll do it later when my base is done okay okay fine I’m currently building a super awesome Treehouse though I mean this is coming insane like this is so awesome you can come visit

Maybe later if you want but like you’re going to have to sleep like outside of the house cuz this house is only for cool people and uh I’m not sure if you’re kind of cool yeah well guess what I don’t want to sleep in there anyway

Because I’m way cooler than you so that means that my house is a cool house loser you are not Cooler Than Me darp I am literally quite the coolest in the entire cool world oh yeah sure buddy anyways we’re tied 33 and that means that um wait we’re tied 33 but you

Cheated you killed me it’s be 32o wait what do you mean I I did not kill you okay are we just going to ignore the fact that you killed me too well I didn’t kill you what do you what do you mean your monkeys killed me which don’t

Count cuz you spawn them in so if we subtract that so that that means you have two and then you kill me once with your turret and you kill me once with your hand so that means that the score is 21 nope it’s 22 no it’s 3 three dummy

Okay oh my goodness no it’s 3 three Okay it’s 3 three fine it’s 3D you Baldo I’m not bald look at the top of your head buddy you are bald your hairline is receding what no it’s not well let’s see you come here Mr Enderman look at you I

Can snap your legs with one little pick and guess what I have hair I have check this out boom boom there’s my hair that’s my hair uh yeah no what just said fire to my hair it wasn’t your hair oh my goodness are you serious fine fine

Fine fine I’ll admit it I’m balding too okay but you know what it’s just because I’m an Enderman if I wasn’t an Enderman I wouldn’t be balding at all okay now I’m adding Furniture to my house you’re still haven’t added Furniture bro check my house out oh my goodness this

Treehouse is amazing you know what though I got to add something to it what should I add oh you know what I’m going to make I’m going to make a petting souer that’s going to be awesome oh my goodness boom Mr monkey man he’s going

Right there and over here let me I think I’m going to put a bird or something yeah yeah this this is coming along well this is coming along really well okay we got a bunch of hummingbirds in there perfect oh you’re not going to know what I’m building right now why are you

Laughing why are you giggling like a little girl uh you know because um I’m building something really really cool what does that mean can you tell me what that means let’s just say I’m an Entertainer you’re an enter what does that mean I’m an Entertainer what what

Do you what do you okay Cory just stop asking questions focus on your own base and I’ll show you later okay okay I’m building my animal petting zal right now okay wait what huh what do you mean huh so you’re allowed to have pets but I’m

Not but you killed your pets and I only have like a few of them you had like a thousand why aren’t these hummingbirds moving what oh oh god oh no they escaped oh gosh hummingbirds stop stop oh no oh my no oh uh uh what did you do Cory

Nothing I definitely didn’t ask accidentally kill my hummingbirds you killed more animals no no I don’t what do you mean more animals you’re the one that killed all of them huh I didn’t kill any animals you know what now that I’m done with this let me actually go

Ahead and I’m going to drink a potion of of invisibility real quick let’s just drink this up and now derp shouldn’t be able to see me okay let’s go over and see what he’s building so let’s go ahead and see what he’s up to and uh what the

Kill Corey die is that my head what the Y okay you know what what just stay calm let’s just ask him what he’s doing derp how’s your build going buddy um it’s going good I’m just building um you know uh why like I said you can’t see are you

Sure you’re building something that’ll defend your house or are you building something weird no no no no I’m building something that will defend my house are you sure about that der yeah look come on over okay okay um I guess I’ll come on over let’s just sneak out okay buddy

I’m over here what what’s up what what do you got to show me oh there’s a bunch of seats right here uh-huh this is the main stage it’s still a secret but um this is what I’m working on right now but it’s going to be really really cool trust me

Okay what are you working on a show a show you’re working on a show yes oh this is wait what’s this room over here nothing wait what do you mean what is this derp this was not me this was not you this was not you okay okay let’s see who else

Is on the oh nobody else is on the server it was um it was the monkeys it was the monkeys look look at them I told told you yeah look it was this innocent baby monkey along with the mommy monkey I don’t know how guy here why is the

Baby monkey dancing on my skulls and why is he laying down now uh derp are you blocking me in you see too much I have to go I’ll come back later all right all right all right here here don’t worry here let me help out with this let me

Let me just go do that real Quicky what are you doing nothing nothing all right get back to your building your thing Cory hey I was just punishing the baby monkey like you wanted you blew up my base again uh no I blew up the baby

Monkey like you asked me to no no no you blew up my i b again and guess what Cory it’s officially War again no no no no no no no please please please please you’re sorry right now okay I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry let’s let’s not blow each

Other’s bases up well guess what I just added too D I added a lava boat against mine oh yeah that’s so awesome a what a lava moat what what is that it’s a moat made out of lava what else could it be look how amazing it is what is a moat

It’s like a river thingy but what’s a river how do you not know what a river is a river is a river oh my gosh sounds lame boring it’s not lame and you know what I actually like your idea of security guards let me add those real

Quick if you put any security down I’m going to kill them because you wouldn’t let me have mine uh you can have your security guards you’re the one that killed them but oh yeah oh my God you know I got to name These Guys these are handsome handsome what what do you mean

Handsome I mean handsome I mean this one is going to be named Bob and this one’s going to be named Bobby okay perfect what what what how did you get these here what do you mean they’re my they’re my security guards they’re security guards huh yeah hey hey hey hey

No Bob bye Bobby the lava are you serious derp told you pay back with herur uh you know okay fine fine I don’t even care I don’t even care cuz you know what I’ll just get more I’ll just get more of them come come back here guys

That’s fine that’s fine they can stay there for now why is this one so much bigger than this t wait hold up this is like a baby gorilla get out of here I don’t want you bro I need a big one there you go hey what are you

Complaining about why did you just kill them that wasn’t me bro because I need big security guards so they can beat the monsters obviously Cory you know what I don’t like you anymore why not cuz you’re bald it’s better than me skinny little little shrimp it’s better than

Having no arms or legs or having too many you don’t even have a mouth you don’t even have a mouth I don’t want a mouth uh yeah sure you don’t bro and you smell like poop and pee ha that is not true that is not true whatsoever that’s

Why you don’t have a girlfriend you don’t have one either D yeah I do no you don’t yeah she’s right here that’s a monkey no it’s my girlfriend huh babe I stop hit my girlfriend one more time I’m blow up your whole entire house okay I’m sorry what I thought okay well your

Girlfriend’s a monkey I hope you know that she was a human but then I meant a witch and she like tried getting us rich but we had to sacrifice something and now she’s a monkey what are you even I I don’t even understand what you’re saying

Der is something about a witch yeah okay well you know what your Witch is lame just like your girlfriend say that one more time uh say it one more time one more time call my girlfriend lame again okay fine your girlfriend isn’t lame your girlfriend isn’t lame then what is

She she’s a monkey y that I to do it well guess what while you were talking with your girlfriend whatever I don’t care about it look listen about this look my show is officially done so um I’m going to need all the people that

Live here um to come watch my show is it just me and you here I I I would L to your show after you look at what I made look I made a literal machine that recreates your powers what yeah yeah that’s right okay let’s see let’s see

Your lame show now all right everybody um I made a tweet on Twitter telling everyone to show up but where’s everyone oh yeah they’re they’re probably coming soon you know literally the only other person here is your girlfriend yep thank you babe okay so all right I’m ready for

Your show this is so boring nothing is happening at all your girlfriend monkeys here all right so this is the show um der does your show have something to do with our hearts becoming available no why am I in survival I don’t know derp oh yeah look behind you what do you mean

Behind me what is yeah a spider pig oh I me a spider pig yeah oh my goodness oh my goodness wait did you just call my grandma no no uhuh okay oh oh gosh wait wait D these ones are actually strong oh my he’s jumping at me he’s hitting me with his

Butt oh yes they’re on fire I’m on fire yes B get oh gosh I’m going to die I’m going to no I died I died yes I’m up 4 to three oh no oh they can crawl they can crawl they can climb I mean they can

Climb of course they can climb oh my goodness Bobs Bobs do something I’m going to die they P SP okay my security guards are literally not doing anything I’m summoning my actual security guards cuz my my gorillas aren’t doing anything come here die die I told you they wouldn’t doing anything look they’re

Shooting webs at me they’re shooting webs at me oh gosh they’re shooting webs at me too oh go oh my I’m I’m going to die again I’m going to die I’m going to die I’m going to die how are they flying wait what do you mean they’re flying

They’re like jumping at me look at them look at them I don’t know what you’re talking about what like jumping at me they can’t come all the way up here can they get him get I’m I’m trying to kill huh I’m going use my H camer die die oh

Gosh oh gosh derp der oh my goodness yes it’s 5 to four I’m up oh my goodness I keep D this isn’t fair you can literally fly they can’t get me they can’t get me get him get him D kill them right now kill them I’m trying oh my goodness

There’s so many bro what oh my why did you bring your entire family here your sister your cousin your mom huh wait what what what do you mean uh I’m saying why would you bring them here take it back now take it back now hey that’s not allowed this is not

Allowed I’m up six to four you can’t kill me yeah I can I’m up 64 that’s not allowed oh my girlfriend’s still safe yes none of the monkeys got her did you just die to the Sentry no oh yeah you did you did you did okay okay well you know what

Uh you that’s it that’s the last show I don’t care anymore no no no no it’s fair now it’s fair out it’s fair it’s fair that you blew up my house ow the scors are killing me yes yes C get him I’m running away forever you’ll never find

Me okay okay fine fine fine here we’re done okay what’s the score 65 yeah sure okay I’m winning wait oopsies uh wait what did you just do where did I just hear an explosion from you didn’t D what did you do nothing you pull by animals free be

Free Little Hummingbird oh like I see them look at them they’re flying all free oh my goodness okay fine fine fine here can we actually watch our show now I’m still kind of interested yep okay come on let’s to the show okay I’m I’m here let’s see your show now welcome

To the annual derp show yay nobody else is here besides me but I guess it’s cool I see them you just don’t see them cuz you’re an Enderman okay so I’m going to need you to turn around why just please for the show and don’t turn around so I tell you

This is a magic show okay okay okay um what all right don’t turn around yet yeah yeah I’m not looking okay Al Al is Boom turn around der I literally saw you spawn them in it’s the monkey show it’s the monkey show I saw you spawn them in

It’s the monkey show no it was magic I saw you it was magic I saw you I saw you okay you know fine fine fine fine fine then let me then let me do my magic show come on dragon show come on get him get

Get him guys get him come on a look they’re friends ha wait why are they attacking each other oh oh my god get him mon get him no no more K Dr get get him more monkeys more monkey powers magic no no no no get him get him

Kodo dragons get him yes monkeys get him yes oh my goodness D why do we always have monkeys in your house okay we’re done with the monkeys why cuz you always end up kill I’m killing them all I’m killing them all no no more no more

Monkeys all right I’m just going to get back to building my base and oh my goodness there is so much how does this much fire get here I think that was probably me sorry I really bad at in oh my my goodness I told you to watch where

You pee bro wait what huh wait what I didn’t pee wait what I thought you like letting out Fireballs was like you peeing no it comes out of my all right I yeah I don’t really I don’t really want to know anymore anyways you know what’s

Funny Cory your dumb girl is didn’t do anything so now they will be punished M stop okay you know what actually they are kind of useless I’ll just I’ll just kind of push them in with you yes all right well you know what to honor the

Greatest person of all time I think I’m going to build a statue of what me no of myself you’re so self-centered I am not self-centered okay I am just no I’m not no I am not because this even your mom says so when did you talk to my mom okay

That’s not important anyways yeah that you would be great uh what when did you talk to my mom you’re being really mean the other day so I want you to go snitch on you is that why she took away my Kool-Aid um another thing I told her

Where you stash all your money is that you uh you know were scamming the other day der der der please tell me you are kidding right now D it’s broke on we don’t tell each other’s moms what we do you weirdo sorry you’re piss me off yeah

You know what DP I would talk to your mom except guess what guess what I killed her what I’m just kidding I didn’t kill her that would have been really scary Cory the reason I did this is because I don’t like your pranks on me anymore okay when have I ever pranked

You um all the time that is not true I don’t know a single time I’ve ever pranked you in my life before I think you’ve uh you’ve pranked me so if I go to our videos and look back I’m pretty sure you’re pranking me almost 24/7 that

Wasn’t me that was like Skiby toilet and like Titan TV man like well they they work with you I know they real you know they would they wouldn’t prank me it was probably just an accident yeah yeah yeah sure I know that they work with you no

They don’t no they don’t they they they don’t that that’s not me you know what thp I’ve been working on something very recently just just for your mom actually I’m sureal love it I’ve been taking singing lessons wait what I’ve been taking singing lessons and I wrote her a

Love song oh my goodness what are you saying right now you know that my mom has a husband well guess what I’m going to be her next husband good luck with that buddy um she doesn’t date little ugly boys I am not an ugly boy I’m a tall tall handsome tall man right

Anyways anyways do you want to hear my song I made for her or not oh fine make it quick though because I don’t want to cringe okay okay here we go here we go sorry warming up my vocals okay sorry I’m still warming out my vocals sorry sorry okay okay okay I

Think I’m I’m ready I’m ready I’m ready you ready yes are you ready for my song are you ready oh my gosh let’s go before before I blow up your house again okay okay okay okay okay tp’s mom is so handsome handsome she reminds me of a

Gorilla wait what she is so cool and strong kind of like a gorilla wait huh I hope she buys me candy and makes me beat up der at night his der is a little poop face and I hate to see you cry okay okay Cory

Stop stop stop this canot be T of my mom so get so mad that’s the plan you’re going to get me in trouble you know she doesn’t like any of that stuff well that’s that’s what you deserve that’s what you deserve there well you know

What I made a song for your mom too uh no you didn’t yeah you want to hear it no you’re just copying me you’re just going to copy me like you always do no no no no you’re just you’re just going to copy me you’re just going to copy me

No okay do you want to hear the song or not fine fine fine I bet you it’s worse than mine I bet you it is worse than mine chear Cory’s mom you are the bomb what so I made this song for you what what are your son does a lot of bad

Things hey hey hey and he hid from you hey hey hey don’t snitch it Cory last night snuck out of the house and went to the bar and went out and then he did some bad things with a girl no I didn’t sorry I didn’t mean to ruin your world

No I didn’t no I didn’t I did I didn’t Cory stinks Cory smells he farted his pants he pooped in his pants he P it f his pants if you’re hearing this that’s not true I did not sneak out yep and actually I’m going to go to her right

Now if you don’t stop oh my God okay fine fine just don’t tell my mom I built a statue of myself it’s perfect I think my base is absolutely phenomenal um and I built something to protect myself from the most dangerous mobs uh what did you

Even build we’ll have to see wait what what are you talking about I have to see just tell me what you built well how do I put this let’s just say there’s a lot of monkeys in This Server oh my goodness of course there’s more monkeys but look

At my base compared to yours I I have a treehouse I have my base I have Fireball dispensers and I have a statue of myself most importantly well I had a sacrificing room that you destroyed I have a whole entertainment room just for the mobs so that’s why mine is better

Than yours and also I have four deaths and you have four live okay well you know what I’m going to be preparing myself this time I’m preparing myself cuz last time I was uh derp Cory where are you where are you right now look at

Me uh I’m on top of my base did you just go to survival mode yep I did I think it’s time oh gosh wait I’m coming over oh gosh okay I think the deadliest bombs are coming cuz this is the last wave oh

God oh no oh no it’s okay I have a bunch of armor on but I hear them what are they oh my goodness what the hell are these oh my goodness Cory gy I have a plan I have a plan are these mutant zombies and what are these oh my

Goodness they look so scary they look so scary oh my gosh oh my gosh Cory I’m going to save us right now I’m going to save us okay wait what are you going to do what are you going to do I’m going to save us don’t worry about it what how

Many monkeys did you bring oh no they’re killing me they’re killing me they’re going after the uh derp I thought they were supposed to be on our side they’re all on our side we just have to make them attack them okay okay kill these guys come on oh my goodness

They do so much damage oh my goodness they’re after me get them monkeys get them I’m killing them come on D come here and help come here and help D this is not going to plan yeah I know I’m sorry I thought the monkeys were do something but they didn’t do anything

They’re not even attacking them okay okay we got to somehow make the monkeys attack the mobs how do we do that how do we do that um make the mobs attack the monkeys first wait wait yes yes yes it’s working it’s working kill them kill them

All is it I don’t know actually oh my goodness it’s not we’re by ourselves oh gosh oh oh oh gosh they’re throwing me against the roof stop stop I’m trying to help you yes he’s on fire yes you died again yes perfect perfect so it’s TI 5

Five the next one is die loses oh gosh yeah you’re right you’re right you’re right come on I just have to not die I just have to not die come on come on oh no oh no I can fly oh my goodness wait wait you know what you just have to die

First here come here come here how about I kill you then you can’t do that you can’t hit me can’t die yes I can oh my goodness stop Flying and come down here you coward you’re going to have to hit me I’m going to make you come down come

Down here you can’t make me come down wait ow ow ow hide hide hide no I got monkey monkey this means I win I win I won the challenge I won the challenge fair oh yeah I’m the best I won I won come here where are you take

That D your little stingy pants that’s why you’re so short a fine you won but I’ll win next time yeah we’ll see about that buddy and if you want to watch more click any of them on the screen right now and also B TR to subscribe subscribe I’m killing your monkeys wait

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