Insane Minecraft Safari & Allan Wake 2 Gameplay!

Last stream I got a headache out of nowhere which is annoying but um we’re going to be playing Allan Wake I’ve already played quite a lot of this game so far and it is up there in one of my favorite games so far it is a good game uh let’s see let’s

See let’s see let me change the title all right make sure the sound is good all right yep okay so I’ve already played probably close to 3 or 4 hours of this game um absolutely absolutely amazing game in my opinion well let’s go the hell oh I think I came from this way

Supposed to be going this way I think yeah oh [ __ ] uh about me this performance just gave me the gun so I’m assuming we might have to use it here control over it I knew how utterly lost I was this motion blur is crazy I can’t play with motion blur gives me a

Headache uh okay uh so I think I when I played this before ringing again oh [ __ ] where caller was back at it I had to find hello who’s calling Alan Wake no it’s not him who I am not at all the [ __ ] could I whoa there’s that famous temper lucky thing

I’m not a Paparazzi you keep jerking me around refusing to tell me who you are you remember you oh [ __ ] me Alan Alan Alan listen listen tell me how much do you remember none of it did you visit Parliament Tower did you find anything there yeah Alice is in danger scratches

Reaching out to her and there there’s another manuscript not initiation return I saw the title page I I don’t remember writing it return oh man this is what we’re after who the [ __ ] is this our survival survival of the [ __ ] Cosmic everything depends on this how are you

Doing come to me Ocean View Hotel I left my room key for you it’s right there on the payone remember the dark place the hell you just leaving your key on the pay phone before you [ __ ] weirdo if the waves keep pushing you away you just need to find another way

In we go with the flow of this ocean catch you soon brother that’s kind of creepy the ocean view hotel a suspicious invitation to a shady meeting how the [ __ ] I get there money for the hardboiled genre the whole city with was built upon is that that’s the hotel right

There I literally have my graphics on the lowest possible they can be and it’s still maybe it’s my imagination me see can I go any lower low low low low low oh that can go lower that should be fine all right let’s head over to the

Hotel oh [ __ ] did I pick up the key or did he pick it up automatically he probably picked it up automatically the ocean view hotel my destination oh [ __ ] just plow right in why don’t we oh oh [ __ ] damn door after door after door the [ __ ] a loop that delivered me back to

The street what did the mystery caller said if the waves keep pushing you away you just need to find another way in how the hell we get in then let’s do it again leave it Loops this back around y it’s going to I couldn’t get

Through [ __ ] I guess we got to find a window or something open logic to lead me to the hotel I look to the neon signs for guidance hold on ain’t no way my computer is not able to handle this Um happens if I do that oh looks horrible oh well so let’s see we need to find another way in um I have a grappling hook can I just grapple hook to the top of the hotel what the [ __ ] you want from me get away oh

[ __ ] uh I don’t know if I should be going back here I don’t know about this now oh [ __ ] what does this do oh a flare I’m sorry what the [ __ ] is that that a flashbang the hell we need a flashbang for oh like how the music getting all scary

Oh my God what happened what the [ __ ] that’s kind of trippy um [ __ ] you following me for oh oh my God holy [ __ ] stop holy [ __ ] stoping can I shoot him oh my God I don’t want to waste my ammo if I can’t shoot him that’s [ __ ] creepy what the hell

Words you can’t take the words what the [ __ ] is Slender Man doing to me get away from me Slender Man I need words the [ __ ] you doing SL Slender Man holy [ __ ] blender man’s gotten violent in his old age I don’t know about this will he follow me in the hotel probably

Not wait what’s this room over here oh don’t [ __ ] let me get this the safe room can he follow me in here hope not oh my God I need a breather that was scary him okay let’s try again where’d he go where’d he go where’d he go I’ll shoot you

[ __ ] okay I guess he’s gone how the hell do we get in there look I’m not good at puzzle games so maybe over here no well I guess we do Follow the arrow let’s Follow the arrow and see where it takes me oh yeah this is the [ __ ] is that hello anybody down

Here oh we went the right way I guess Casey holy [ __ ] killer the leader it’s in your Hey look it’s the guy who wrote the video game you got the wrong man it’s scratch there’s no time to lose you’re going nowhere oh my God who shot who did he shoot

Me no I shot him oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] that was dead tired I just okay I got I got time for that cut scene oh holy [ __ ] we killed him looks to be him can we go to the hotel now what changed I don’t see any difference oh what’s in

Here I ain’t going in there oh [ __ ] wait was that there before nope that has the steps let’s see oh but I can’t go up there what the hell uh I really don’t want to go in the bar but let me see guess we have

To the [ __ ] how’ we get up on the roof I don’t know about this is this ever in okay here we go what was the [ __ ] point of going down if we just have to go right back up E I don’t like this music like something’s getting ready to

Happen oh my God what was that what the [ __ ] was that I saw something I saw something over here oh nope guess not and this m is giving me chills no oh [ __ ] get away get away get away get away get away oh my God I don’t think we can go that

Way oh well that was easy oh no dead end holy [ __ ] what the [ __ ] is that what the what is that I’m assuming we need to go through this door yep [ __ ] can I shoot it with the flare gun how do I equip the where the [ __ ] is my mouse there we

Go holy [ __ ] oh my God let in let me in open open open open oh that’s creepy did we just end up right where we started this is where we [ __ ] started the [ __ ] we’ve already been here I’m almost dead oh my God go go go go go go go go go holy

[ __ ] [ __ ] we go from here this a safe room yep let me save the game real quick oh my God I feel like we’re going in circles the [ __ ] I go from here I could see the ocean view hotel I was getting close what the hell do I go how do I get

Down I see the arrow I’m not sure where I go from here me see can I go back happens if I take the light and now can I go the lights affected where the door led to oh oh wait so now I go back right I think that should

Work know when I go through that water to power should be gone yep perfect oh [ __ ] I’m here the [ __ ] is the code I don’t know what it is [ __ ] how do I find it H I might Google it I don’t think I’m going to be able to find it

Anywhere I could use that shotgun oh [ __ ] the bar menu caught my eye where’s the shotgun at oh yeah Cool anything else in here oh wait wa wait I can go into the fire cabinet couldn’t I hold on right now oh what’s this what like a [ __ ] in there there we go that’s what I wanted is that supposed to be the code might be written down somewhere oh [ __ ] oh my God oh my God oh my God oh my God oh my God oh my God holy [ __ ] I missed oh I got him oh another one oh my God that did not work let’s see what uh I’m going to throw a flashbang at him There Is No Escape die [ __ ] holy

[ __ ] where’d he go where’d he go oh my God oh my God oh my God oh my God the [ __ ] holy [ __ ] why did that flashbang not get him I’m going to die I’m going to die escap what the [ __ ] will show you I will show you I will show you will oh

WR [ __ ] hurry up light light light light light [ __ ] [ __ ] ass I’m almost [ __ ] dead do I have anything I can revive myself with no oh trauma pad okay there we go let me Google this cuz I’m not going to be able to find it oh this the um

Price I would have never G guessed that that’s crazy what the hell oh here’s the room I don’t really know if it’s the smartest idea to go in here but the room was empty except for the projector more games was the film a message waiting to be played oh my God man

How many times is this person going to call me damn and Skip Thomas Zan it ended our talk and what felt like a paranoid fit what happens if I lower it even more I had what I needed from him there was another murder site in the hotel to

Guide me further toward my Escape I had to write my way to it oh that’s new yeah why can I not how do I get to that thing oh Whispers from the police radio kept me awake at night the word Through The Ether a murder in the backdrop of a play

Featuring a murder call how medic can you get he said looking knowingly at the camera I could sense The Cult of the word in this and their leader Mr scratch rumored to be Alan Wake the writer who’ gone missing are there stairs over here no theel was a perfect

Setting for a Casey story I was on the right oh this open elevator let’s go I would start at the entrance Lobby nice calming music the entrance hall set the mood where everyone had come in the victim the murderer the detective an idea clear as a vision waited for me

Here I do not like these background noises where’s the oh right here so you were the director of this play yeah that’s me our performance of The Cult was cursed from the pre-show ritual on the cult is an immersive theatrical experience what are we looking for you’re going to have to walk

Me through what that means immersive theater a play where the audience can participate spread across pre- show Ritual we on the same floor we already been here did this go anywhere no that’s the where we came to begin with oh I don’t like that noise [ __ ] were we supposed to be in the lobby The [ __ ] are we looking for the plot board was empty again I needed a new draft back at the beginning but closer to my goal how do we make a new we make a new one oh there we go I changed the story and with that the dark place

Changed so you were the director of this play yeah that’s me our performance of The Cult was cursed from the preure this good the cult is an immersive theatrical experience uhuh you’re going to have to walk me through oh did this work would that mean oh this might go outside

Outside oh yeah [ __ ] now we’re going I’m able to get back in I don’t think oh okay layers upon layers a playable about a murder cult infiltrated by a real murder cult so so you were the director of this play yeah that’s me our per this is I think this is no that

Takes us to the same place I don’t think we be down here oh no this is new W losing the words oh my God oh my God oh my God holy [ __ ] die [ __ ] oh my God there’s more only Two can’t go in there the room at the end of the corridor was closed off it felt signifant busted open something terrible would happened there wait can I rewrite the story to get in there yep open sesame oh that didn’t work the troop were busy building their own

Wicker man where they themselves would be sacrificed The Prop Room had been changed from room 104 to room 225 we get over there oh I don’t have a key to it can I just bust it down oh holy [ __ ] how’d that work invent full [ __ ] uh me use

Something now can oh still full oh well okay that did not make sense how the [ __ ] did this just loop around to this I’m confused now we’re looking for let’s see I don’t think we go in here before it could not be opened on this side oh wait 219 here we go

This is where they gathered before the plan this is where it began another Vision another idea the [ __ ] oh what’s this do you why set up a play in a hotel and why this hotel of the Ain got time for that oh that’s creepy oh [ __ ] wake the [ __ ] you

Want wake I a’t got time for your [ __ ] die [ __ ] we already been in there oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] I ain’t got anything either I have flashbang AER throw it throw it throw it throw it throw it oh my God throw the [ __ ] flashbang die [ __ ] that’s one way to do

It sh have we been down here um empty holy [ __ ] excuse me can I go in here [ __ ] what room is it 209 I don’t have that key wait do I have the master key nope oh where’s this guy the ballroom would be the stage of a key scene in the

Play The Cult in the play was called The Cult of the tree with their deer masks they were the Backwoods echo of the cult of the words Urban horror want I go back here nope the [ __ ] oh there we Go uh what changes when I do that nothing what if I change it while I’m up there Now can I change it nope what the [ __ ] guess we don’t need to do anything in here then this was this is this is new oh Room 101 now me see if I can find Room 101 [ __ ] which way was it uh who the [ __ ] is humming take that humet somewhere else

We don’t need that [ __ ] in here where the hell’s 101 225 wait there’s 225 there’s two of them this game gives me the [ __ ] chills Springs a special place a shifting space what’s up um Anderson I’m doing good how are you oh my God the [ __ ] do you want from

Me I have anything to shoot at it nope [ __ ] oh my God oh my God oh my God get away get away get [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry holy [ __ ] can I go through here close the door close [ __ ] [ __ ] close

It oh my God how what the [ __ ] dude holy [ __ ] oh my God give me give me give me give me give me give me give me give me me me throw the [ __ ] flashbang where’s it at where’s it at where’s it at die [ __ ] die frck out

The [ __ ] Casper the ghost is throwing some wood at me apparently he ain’t so friendly after all how is there another one what the hell leave me alone let me get this [ __ ] ready I’m going to throw it well I guess you can ask me whatever

You want to I might not answer it it’s weird where’d he go is he dead oh [ __ ] holy [ __ ] how many are there oh my God oh my God hurry up reload reload Reload oh I got a head shot oh my God the Shadows were gone we just out of sight scary [ __ ] where’ the arrow go isn’t this the same room already been in here oh this is new can we Crouch no can we jump the arrow is definitely pointing here for a

Reason how do we how do we move that do we need to move it I guess not it was locked from the other side where’s the dam elevator oh already been there oh elevators wait now we [ __ ] don’t we come that way already holy [ __ ] I don’t think I have anything to

Shoot him with nope [ __ ] where the [ __ ] the elevator did it disappear elevator’s this way but they’re not I’m lost I’m literally one in circles wh we ain’t playing that game anymore I’m Stuck H um look when I get stuck in the game I just going to give up I can’t my brain doesn’t work that well right now [ __ ] the Minecraft not launch why Minecraft not launch did I break it is it going to load why did it not open open there we go Oh [ __ ] that’s loud that’s Relaxing is this new Minecraft music I’ve never heard this before for must be New oh [ __ ] okay there was a um what is it what is it let me see what we got what we got what we got Camp Endwood disaster defense rooted together Safari world let’s go let’s do it no I’m not going to apply to become a Marketplace Creator no Thanks ooh what is this Safari World on let’s do the tutorial why not what’s up home girl what you want hi there as part of your Safari experience I would love you to take pictures of all the species of animals out there to do this we give your own camera that you can

Place anywhere to take a photo of the closest animal in front of you when you would like to take a photo place the camera okay I ain’t got time for that let’s start the game oh my God holy crap welcome to Safari world oh my God we have our own little Jurassic Park

Bus do we want the bus or do we want the little boogie I’m going Drive the Bus oh my God holy [ __ ] how we go to third person oh my god oh that didn’t work in third person I lied we’re taking the buggy holy [ __ ] oh my gosh there’s cars in Minecraft no

Way ooh ooh left or right oh my God what is that is that a hippo or a rhinoceros hey you buddy how are you a okay let’s get the [ __ ] out of here before he eats me that is so cool can I run him over back get back here

[ __ ] I don’t think I can run him over nope yeah that ruined all the fun what does that say head to the information center to learn more okay oh God wait I hear the Minecraft music and the I hear double music oh [ __ ] think I should be right okay I have arrived

Ooh what’s up holy [ __ ] that’s a beautiful picture oh my God look at this look at this look s you for $50 um let’s see what these people want can I talk to any of them no oh my God that’s my picture up on the wall oh [ __ ] that is my

Picture that is my picture look at that I took that can we take the spawning no there’s zebras and okai what the [ __ ] is that I don’t know about that hey what’s up um haruk cor Haro Anor Anor whatever however you pronounce your name what’s up oh my God we have a bald

Eagle some of these are just eggs you think that shit’ll eat me if I find it the panther bearded F they could have just C it a bald eagle oh Merry Christmas to you too American horseshoe crab they eat insects like in real life that you did I don’t know about

That there’s insects in the ocean oh we got to find that there’s so many animals eats meat eats fruit well [ __ ] that’s all I need to know let’s go out and explore my holiday was great just sat at home and did nothing absolutely nothing can I turn back on the music

Beautiful what about you what’ you do this thing is too much for me to handle wait is that a I already took a sure that holy [ __ ] oh my God how do I get out look at the D can I feed them the cookie oh my gosh hold on now hold on

Now eat the cookie oh my God I did not mean to hit you I’m so sorry dude I’m so sorry will we eat the cookie just got bored at home oh I just took a picture of nothing lovely what does it look like oh my god look how handsome you look come here

Come look at this [ __ ] look look how handsome you look in this picture such a cutie patootie look at that look look at him looking down at it look at that looks so good oh oh oh my God I’m so sorry well nice photoing y’all I’m going

To go find some other people I mean animals same difference right [ __ ] how many animals we got like 50 I already seen you [ __ ] off um oh what is that hold on what am I stuck on what is this what does this do damn they even hired voice actors for

This oh what is that that’s something else right that’s definitely something else I got two different animals right here wait wait wait wait wait don’t don’t go far don’t go far hold on let me get up holy [ __ ] get a picture of you real quick buddy

There’s 45 animals oh my God I’m going to be here all day taking picture oh good I got a picture of the mountain what would I have done without the picture of that mountain where’ the little porcupine go or whatever it is [ __ ] hurry up hurry

Did I get him did I get him did I get him oh I got him where’ the other thing go [ __ ] no I already got a picture of the rhinoceros there was another animal here I thought oh there it is no that’s just a that’s a rock

Well well might as well get a picture of it oh absolutely beautiful [ __ ] out of here that lightning is like right on top of me all right let’s go see what else we can find a piece a what a piece of favor what what does that mean oh an elephant oh beautiful

Uh you do not look that bad I’m look at he’s running away from how ugly the picture looks look I don’t disagree with you buddy that’s [ __ ] loud holy sh that’s terrifying oh what’s that is that an an eater that’s definitely a new animal a look look at what you look

Like absolutely ugly let’s go I have way too many pictures now H oh [ __ ] now they’re in both hands the [ __ ] we going why are they walking towards me oh [ __ ] is this the Jurassic Park version of it ooh wait wait wait I can feed them protector

Spray I’m just going to walk out without buying any of this you’re welcome can I feed them where’d they go well there’s not that bad oh [ __ ] can we feed him oh my God will eat the apple oh my God so cute come on little buddy you can stop following me now okay

I’ve had okay okay okay I got you I got you I got you cool you can stop [ __ ] following me scary oh my God what the [ __ ] you want what what is that is that a dog holy [ __ ] it’s vicious what is that you want a

Cookie what about some oh my God it just hit me want I get a picture of it at least holy [ __ ] holy [ __ ] holy [ __ ] stop stop stop stop stop come over in front of the camera please let me get a picture let me get a picture I don’t want to kill

It I feel bad but I mean I don’t really have any other option do I have my pepper spray on me I spray it with my pepper spray dude [ __ ] off give you some look I just fed you I just fed you now you’re being all nice

Look why you have hearts on you and then you attack me anyways you know what holy [ __ ] [ __ ] oh my God oh my God it’s coming after me okay look you need to be like the big cat over there and stop following me can I get a

Picture dude I don’t want to have to take you out I will then ooo oh look at you look how cute oh my God I’m sorry look I didn’t mean it I didn’t mean it I didn’t mean it protect me elephant please please protect me

They can’t get me out here I think I’m safe I think I’m safe out here maybe maybe not [ __ ] did I just waste the boat or can I get it back oh there we go let me get back in my little buggy this can of raid doesn’t work is that an actual

Biome I’ve already gotten pictures of holy [ __ ] the [ __ ] are the oh what’s this oh that’s new or no that’s a baby of the big one I got right I’m just going to drive off the mountain oh oh what is that what is that where my camera

Go okay calm down now calm down oh I did not mean to place my boat [ __ ] oh lovely look got a purple line and everything I need my boat back can my car drive in the water I wonder most definitely can oh my God

That’s a it’s a bird it’s a bird it’s a bird can I get a picture of it [ __ ] I got to actually point it that way damn am I not close enough there another one up there hey birdie birdie birdie bird hey birdie birdie birdie bird look at you oh it’s running

Away just trying to get your picture buddy keep putting the camera the wrong way Though right there right there right there there why am I not getting it that’s the one there we go oh beautiful handsome little bird I saw something else I think we already got a picture of that you want some little cookie the [ __ ] you eat see insects what do you

Eat take something fine then I tried oh [ __ ] can my car drive on water yeah very slowly Grandma come grass land this is a nice little map how many more animals we got o That’s I don’t think we’ve been over there oh [ __ ] most animals have their own audio oh that is

Floating oh no that’s a bridge I guess oh [ __ ] oh that’s a that’s a new animal is that a platterpus or platypus hey little platty puss is that what that is oh yeah looks just like one what do y’all eat eat cookies pork chop no oh insects there we

Go oh my God they’re going to make a baby I think oh my God holy [ __ ] look at that that is so cute oh my gosh that is adorable look at that little thing so cute I can’t even see this water it looks invisible did I leave my camera down

There oh [ __ ] oh no oh now I have two apparently what the hell oh oh my God am I stuck what is that how do I get up there can I build stuff yep okay we try and get up there this just a garbage can oh my God it is looks just like

One it’s not very good day for a safari since it’s raining where the [ __ ] does this guy oh my God we’re high up what the [ __ ] how why did they give me a stick what is what is that why did it give me a stick that’s new I’ve never known plants to get

Sticks I don’t even know we’re in the damn Safari anymore we might have just ended up in an actual biome oh my God what’s that is that an animal why are they so high up can I get it from here nope sound of like a sheep though sheep do climb

Mountains wait I need some Dam to get up there hey little sheepy sheep let me get your picture real quick damn not close enough um oh [ __ ] well I’m going to go t take a nap real quick and wait for somebody to get home and I’m going play some games with

Them might live stream it bye