Insane Minecraft Survival Challenge 🚨100 Days in Medieval Hardcore Mode!

While adventuring in Minecraft I actually found a structure deep inside the jungle biome that I had never even seen before one so weird that I had to go check it out but after pressing a couple buttons and flipping a lever turns out this thing is a time

Machine gosh wa what the time machine it turned into a castle and that’s way better than when we went to the Stone Age and it turned into a dirt HUD regardless though it’s the Medieval Era now the last time we used this time machine we went all the way back to the

Prehistoric period to fight about bunch of dinos if you guys haven’t seen that video linked down in the description but this time we use the time machine to go all the way back to the medieval period because you guys commented down below saying that you guys would love to see a

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Dragon no what bro he just he’s eating the villagers why why is this guy what the freak ow ow ow okay I just got a loot and I got to get out okay I’m dying I’m dying I’m dead there’s another Dragon okay now what what the heck is that dude what

Kind of Ender Ms oh oh my god dude the dragon okay we’re just not going to be near our village we’ve already been bullied out of the spawn Village 2 seconds into the video and we have two running back oh my gosh it’s a time machine wa it’s it turned into a castle

All right yeah anyways we already did that okay this start should be a little bit more chill I at least it seems so far I don’t see any dragons destroying the place yet maybe now we can actually like explore the place you know no no Why why some sort of explosive trap H sounds like they’re guarding something just uh oh there’s a chest strawberry scones bro they were bre they were Brewing up some scones back in the day God damn oh my God I’m in love with these icons like look at the coal and

The strawberries that’s so cool hold on first things first actually I have stuff in my inventory i spawned with stuff uh Quest book that’s pretty cool orb of origin a regular human your ordinary Minecraft experience awaits okay first spawn bag okay so I just basically get some starter GE like some

Apples some torches and a wooden long sword then also a Sweet Berry Creek whatever that is why am I in like pumpkin land why is there so many pumpkins everywhere oh yeah that man’s is that man’s kitted out I assume all villagers are nice oh my God what is

That what are you an iron golem what in the Star Wars villain this Dude Looks So intimidating regardless you know the r Big Ups the V take Everything all right now finally after pillaging pretty much every single house we’ve managed to get some leather booties which we already have on now that I’m realizing it and also a leather cap we already have but I did get a spear so we do have a means of Defense a

Bunch of paper empty Maps don’t want that some nuggies not sure what I’m going to do with copper cuz Copper’s pretty trash but obviously Sil wait silver I thought this was I thought that was iron can I make like a silver sword or something yeah all right cool we take

It why not I don’t know what in the deep fried Minecraft is going on with these faces but I I don’t like that all right day one complete everyone go to bed let’s all march to our beds come on oh a chest now I’m also seeing that in the

Bottom right I do have a hunger bar as well as a a a water bar and an energy bar so I assume yeah you got to just be able to drink some water for water obviously easy peasy bread we got plenty of it right now energy though I think

It’s okay so I can only Sprint for so long essentially that’s what this means however like a wise little hobbit says I’m going on an adventure and I must leave the Shire I don’t want to just sit here at spawn Village the entire time I

Want to do a bit of exploring I mean there’s probably some really cool looking structures out here in the world and it looks like I might have missed a building hold on oh it’s Satan Steve what bro he’s jamming yeah these are my people blasting some music parting

Around a campfire with a tortoise oh what’s that some sort of white temple this is a trap like this is actually just a trap hold on before we open that let’s go down into a cave craft up a wooden pick and let’s get some Stone let’s craft up a cobblestone pick

And mine this ore I’m pretty sure it’s iron oh stumble stumble upon a little dungeon or something what is this what in the what ah ah I summoned a demon was witchcraft what the hell is even that no no no no it’s like a mummy or something

I don’t know what it is he’s got a beehive what he’s the bee God okay well I guess we can loot this chest really fast I don’t know uh oh no no I’m cornered surprise give him the juice does this bee mad at yep that bee is definitely

Mad at me shaon the son of Herobrine oh you talking to me about to catch these hands oh my no no no no I don’t want to die to bees I imagine a lot of people died to bees in the medieval times so anyways back to this Temple thing and ignoring Herobrine’s

Sun let’s go ahead and mine around this thing is this a trap doesn’t look like it purified snake skin what golden carrot a single one and one diamond we already got diamonds game over GG free anyways set up a little base camp I’m going to smelt down that iron then I can

Be able to craft up a shield as well as an iron pick now obviously the main goal here is to try to find a nice beautiful place to live by frankly I think we spawned it actually very nice beautiful place to live um however butterfly I was scared of a

Butterfly ah stin anyways oh my God okay it’s happening what’s a procedure Cal down Just Don’t Go Near that gu’s tree and uh Don’t Go Near The Giant and also uh Don’t Go Near the disease ridden bear okay I think I’m going to head back to the uh the Open

Fields thing about it oh we’re in a seasonal tiger so I imagine living here you probably get all four seasons hi who are you in the man are you lost or is he a traitor oh he’s a traiter endium bean crystals those are beans he just sells iron tools I don’t

Want any of that I can make my own oh my God it’s off brand chickpea it’s not a chimkin it’s a duck oh okay guys comment down below do we go back to the pirate era I mean obviously there were ships in the Medieval Era but do we go back to

The pirate era where everyone was on a ship and that was the only way you could survive in life oh what’s this thing little little drinking well huh oh my God that Bear’s after me no oh I see a bunch of chest I’m frozen I’m also dying ah and

Now we’re back at the uh Village somehow I went full circle mode also this bear is still following what we have is beautiful and you can’t just he’s he’s going to Swit I have an idea for this bear okay that’s not a bear come on bear come on I’m going take you somewhere

Nice since you seem so determined to to get me I got a friend in town actually right here his name’s the Terminator Okay Terminator doesn’t want to fight the faar dude what the hell will no one help me with this thing it’s just like the medieval area oh wait a

Second I think you got stuck all right cool moving on I will say this forest is beautiful whatever this is it’s turning into a giant like pumpkin Grove looking thing and we got the Jammers out here I definitely think this is where we’re going to establish home because cuz I

Want to try to build up my very own castle like anyone would back in the day you grab a grab a little bit of land say it’s yours and you build your own house on it kind of like whoever built this thing all I do know is whatever this

Thing is it’s uh my home now all right I in a dungeon I’m 100% in a dungeon right now okay this this is uh this is a a later project I mean dungeons are just underground castles right I mean that’s all that is regardless though let’s set

Up base camp I’m going to try to build my house not Direct directly on top of the dungeon but not too far away maybe like right over there or something I already pretty much got a vision for exactly how I’m going to be building up our own little castley base thing right

Here want the house to be up here we’ll probably build like a little staircase that’ll go down here and then we’ll have like a nice little farm over here probably some aminals and stuff regardless this is going to need a decent bit of terraforming excuse me Mr

Snake Lether little snack I’m a snake get out of my way that’s what I thought there we go now we pretty much got a nice big flat area where we can build up our own little castle then we also got a nice little man-made staircase right

Here that’ll take us down to where we’re going to build up all of our farm and everything I want to point out that I hate these pumpkins there’s a lot of them and I went through like three axes trying to mine them and now my new goal

For this entire 100 days is to ruin all of pumpkin land after we mow the grass a little bit we can finally start construction on on our base except I want it to look nice I want to H maybe I need a little bit of like inspiration I

Have been seeing Over Yonder I see something right there and then it looks like a house over there as well and then who’s that Pokémon that like a boar in the water I should have plenty enough wood to craft up a nice little boat that we could also I think it’s turning

Winter time I’m getting a little bit worried there’s a lot more ice and then than there was before first let’s uh go on over here how’s it going sir a lift are you friend or Foe I love you oh I just right clicked him and he liked me

All right come on I’ll give you a ride you didn’t get you out nice and safely very carefully there you go come on get on the ice there you go and now let’s go check out those structures that we’re seeing over here in the forest we

Got to be careful on the swamp oh wait ooh is this like a swamp Village think we just might have accidentally pulled up on a a swamp V not another bear now hopeful what the heck demon cow what the cow had red eyes okay now hopefully whatever this is this is friendly and

Not foe it looks really cool I’ll be honest had a demon cow running out of it so I don’t know if this is going to be good or bad let’s just climb up and in it is this like a witch hut or something where’s all the people also why is this

Tree so scary looking oh oh that ain’t no witch that’s a wizard oh my god oh oh it’s like a tracking Fireball wait I see it on the map okay there’s one red dot on the map no way this whole thing is just just owned by this one witch I mean

Wizard what in the Waverly plac is going on here I’m going swim off to the other side what the heck is that oh it’s like a oh blood sigil the heck this is for some sort of Witchcraft some sort of Special Tree over here yeah I’ll just chop it down why

That tree look like it’s happy to see me what the heck there we go called Willow Wood log interesting I don’t really like the way it looks I’ll be honest I chopped it down out of spite oh I hear footsteps upstairs think there’s another witch inside this house

Too M there’s like a trap door upstairs okay hold on we can still just Rob him without him knowing I’ll take this jar too jar looks pretty cool on okay so he left this house and now he’s over there now I can just walk on in here take

Everything oh what is that yink special clothes little blood sigil thing a candle I don’t know what this is but I want it to I was getting robbed didn’t even know it I think it’s time to head back home see things are starting to freeze and it’s freaking me out feel

Like back in the day people just died to hypothermia all the time oh great now I’m sick cuz I drink swamp water oh actually instead of going home I see another building and judging by those cobwebs that this thing is kind of looking oh wait what the heck is that

Some sort of like floating what is this like a valkyrie Island thing regardless thing in front of me uh ooh we got a we got some Graves H I don’t know how I feel about this place anymore I am seeing some red dots on the map as well it’s going to be

A little bit worried I’m not going to lie ow ow ow I’m getting poisoned SP something was that like poison ivy or something what the heck was that oh my God I’m getting poison again okay I hate this place this place sucks here I see some chests over here I want going to

Come over here and loot some of this stuff oh I had a note block oh my God what is that what the heck is that the sickener call them stinkor like mushroom Foods oo a little iron take that bit of Bones why not oh okay so it’s just like a armor

Stand what was that what’s the blowing thing got too much stuff on me skeleton skull enchanting stats oh can I wear it I’m pretty sick now it’s just leather armor why is it always leather I don’t feel like I’m going to die in here I’m scared that like I everything’s got to

Be trapped see that yeah see Redstone right there mhm there’s most certainly traps there’s also a secret passage down there first of all no light in here either come on now oh my God skeleton I’m was so nervous to be here it’s so like narrow and tight ooh some cool

Looking beds and also some armor don’t mind if I do and a lever hold on wait is this iron armor oh yeah it is iron armor is obviously got to be better also i’ like I want to click this lever so bad it looks like it’s like a secret door or

Maybe it’s that light oh there is a secret door somewhere it open this and there’s another what’s that just going to yeah we’re just going to mine into it netherite leggings diamond sword oh hello hello hello wait why am I still holding these pumpkins eating up all my

Inventory space Don’t Mind If I Do got an enchanted diamond St sword with Echo what echo on it um okay put a name tag also in there this place is lit I like it now it’s grown on me why is there such good gear in something like

This rotten flesh don’t want any of that wither skulls is that oh no it’s just bones I assume yep that’s just going to turn into bones as well o big chest though hold on what’s in the big chest uh nothing do I dare go in the basement or even open this Redstone door

Oh oh it’s not red stone mhm mm someone was cooking people in here oh my God I feel like I accidentally walked into a horror movie kind of scared to go down in this can’t open the door of course I can what what am I talking about course I can open this

Door oh I’m hearing there villager in here oh I’m pillagers now record poison Focus oh my God I’m so nervous I don’t even know what what I’m doing down here stall walled helmet I’ll take it it looks cool oh my gosh dude not pillagers I don’t want to fight pillagers right now

And also I hear some other kind of H I’m hearing like villager H and I’m hearing another I have been Chen there’s two villagers here you know what set you guys free look if you guys die that’s on you though oh hi who are you what is

This guy he’s like a little little Goblin guy oh he sells things for apples he’ll he buy apples off me we do have a lot of food he’ll also buy Cobblestone this guy is so cool you know here I’ll sell him my apples here take a little

Bit of raw beef too kind of don’t want this guy to go anywhere look I’m sorry dude what I’m coming back for you the idea of having someone that just buys Cobblestone off you come on I hope he just doesn’t despawn I hope he stays there forever now that we’re back home

Obviously we can get started on building up our new Castle our humble abode also this helmet after I put it on holy crap that is so much armor down here well I ALS I also do have netherite boots as well so um this reliable armor is sturdy

Enough to be passed down for Generations oh my grandkids are going to be so excited fortunately Cobblestone looks nice it actually doesn’t really look that cobbly except I don’t know actually maybe hold on what does what does stone brick look like like I’m a fan of stone

Is that stone brick over there cuz I’m going to be honest if this is stone brick actually looks pretty good too uh yeah it’s stone bricks I’m just going to go ahead and take some of this it’s not like this whole thing needs like a roof over it you know I

Mean it’s just a dungeon that goes all the way down here oh God yo why is that snake so aggro that that me good anyways I mean I can even take down like the all the walls on this thing you know I go all the way down I don’t want

Just stone brick I do also want to mix in a little bit of cobblestone I want it to look kind of like a like it’s little handmade masonry style I’m also going to need to get a bit more Stone Cobblestone I’ll also pick up some of the scor

Stuff I don’t know if I can do something cool with it and make some ooh that looks like some like goodl looking floors or something we’ll see I’ll do a little bit of experimenting I want this base to looks nice Medieval Era architecture is superior o what’s that blue stuff

There’s no way that’s diamonds a fay gem I don’t know what a fay gem is but I know that’s iron right there now I should have plenty of stone to create a nice big outline for this house I’m not entirely certain how I

Want it to look all I know is I want The casty Vibes and I want them to be Immaculate there we go little something like that so we’ll have like kind of a watchtower on this side probably like a covered roof right here that’ll this will then attach to like the actual

Living quarters of the house want to have like some windows through this hallway got a little staircase that’ll go up to the second level of the Watchtower I do need to add like uh some flooring though I want to see how this would look if I added some walls on the

Sides o yeah those actually look oh those look mighty schnazzy now what I wanted to do though is there’s dark oak logs and I think these look way better than regular planks here let’s compare and contrast we got dark and we got regular regular looks pretty good and

Technically we also have whatever this is that we got from uh the Willowwood from the witch house oh I like the texture on the Willowwood there’s more like plank floorings I don’t like that color especially with gray oh that’s it we’re going dark oak changing it up we’re going to live a

Little okay problem we’re running out of dark oak um probably should have done planks for the floor however uh yeah we already used it all and way too lazy to get rid of it and then the trees that I’ve been growing have been regular oak

Trees but I think all the dark oak wood that I’ve been getting it’s actually from the pumpkins and if that’s the case I’m going to have to gut all these pumpkins cuz yeah no I mean that’s where I’ve been getting it all right well operation empty the pumpkins

Begins yeah with the flooring out of the way now we technically have a nice little livable humble abode and obviously as we expand it and build more home then it’ll it’ll get better but for now Watchtower is obviously perfect for uh surviving you however want to add a little bit more

Decoration something like that a little flavor cuz ideally I want to have some windows at least and eventually when I’m not lazy and I actually finish this up I will be adding a roof to it and then we also have a brand new oh I could just I take him with me I

Grab shell dude that’s all I do okay all right now we got toot and Terry over here he’s going to be able to go with us on our adventures come with me Terry we need to mine down a little bit more of this here dungeon walls I know it’s

Scary but uh you’ll be okay you’ll be okay you got poppy here with You I knew I accidentally hit him I I was trying to get rid of the grass I’m sorry okay what do they eat what what does he eat I need to heal him does he want water is that what he wants water oh wait hold on you’re well

You’re not allowed to leave me I mean relax maybe eat seeds huh you want some of this want some seeds if I leave them alone you’ll eat it there he goes come on now out of his shell yeah I think you’ll be all right anyways back to business what I want to

Do is essentially just kind of create the outline for the house portion of this cuz unfortunately this turn out a little bit bigger than I expected I’m going to have to do a little bit more terraforming on the cliff side there we go now we got a nice

Little outline for the house portion of this s and sneak I guess I’m not too worried about moving in just yet honestly I’m getting a little bit lazy and not feeling like building anymore I’ve got this sense of adventure in me sing in your garden catching me a

Mouth oh look it’s another it’s another tortise another torous I’m starting a collection oh they don’t stack oh it says female star tortoise just me and the girls hanging out yeah but now I’ll just slap in the floors any chance do you guys fit underneath a uh half slab

No then you can’t live underneath my floors guys come On oh my gosh we got another tortoise how many can’t collect them all like this Ain Pokémon oh this one’s a male okay so now we got a male with two females you guys could all just live in here all right I’m going to close the door you guys can’t escape speaking of

Doors I need a few more of them door right there place a door right there got to light the place up a bit oh yeah now it’s definitely coming taurise don’t worry guys we’ll build an army anyways now it’s coming along I’m vibing with this going to slap

A roof on this going to slap a roof on this and it’s looking pretty fancy schmancy o and now I also don’t got to sleep out in the wild cuz I can sleep in here with my torties oh with some good proggies on the house what I want to do

Actually is take a little bit of a break and I want to go on a bit of an adventure sure I want to go down into this dungeon I want to scope it out see what our neighbors are all about maybe I ask some sugar plot twist this is

Actually a stronghold okay like I get like the immersion oh there’s iron bars oh I can’t open it I I could open it you got to be careful of traps down here and I also forgot to bring torches here’s Z Bronies is this a rig chest no it’s not

We here in some heavy breathing and I’m not liking it I got a bad feeling there’s going to be some real demons down in here oh nice now I can actually craft up some torches oh and then we also got iron ore M hold on pause wait a minute melting

Down that iron ore real quick so that I can make another pickaxe cuz mine broke and now we very slowly and very carefully continue this exploration I’m a little bit worried about what kind of mobs we’re going to find in here like there’s there’s a painting right here

Like that’s got to be a trap right nope surely some sort of trap I mean I’ll take the painting do decoration for my house why are all these walled off got to be bad news getting a little bit nervous I’m not going to lie what room

Is this like a loom stupid water I don’t know what this is It’s just water awesome oh was an iron trap door I’m an idiot hold on dead end or is it though uh yeah no it’s definitely a dead end over here what about this side there’s a whole lot

Of nothing in here n there got to be something else I don’t believe it I believe it for a second what is this what’s going on in here nothing ooh what is that is that diamond no it’s dust wait what dust to dust lesser F gem wait what what was the

Purple one source gem I thought the purple one was the fade gem from earlier hope I uh I guess that’s it place sucks I guess I could have made this my underground home anyways this looking like we’ be able to smelt down the Lesser Fay things into Fay dust okay

Cool what about these Source gems huh nope can’t cook those and as far as the Fay crafting stuff goes goes it’s uh you kind of just make some shiny rocks with it I’m not interested in shiny rocks I’ll be honest also need to work on a bit more storage wait what Willow planks

Can’t be you got to be kidding me this what sucks cuz ideally I want to try to start getting organized all right guys I’m going to start putting some chests in here don’t mind me next thing on the agenda is I want to try to throw

Together a nice big old farm right here actually we should have plenty of tatoes yeah a bunch of ters that we got from the village I do want to create like a nice big farm right here except I I just realized that I don’t have iron CU I

Can’t quite make a bucket maybe I can find a nice little cave entrance somewhere in the field over here hey I completely forgot about my neighbors what’s up with you guys huh how you been I haven’t talked to you guys in a While oh sorry some sort of weird alter thing right here I feel like I didn’t see this earlier wondering if they’re going to get mad at me for breaking this Limestone Limestone be gone you guys going to see that castle over there it’s that’s that’s erecting don’t don’t worry about it

Um sorry oo this is looking like a mighty fine cave entrance except I only have one torch because I’m an idiot and I didn’t come prepared what the Bro demon cow’s after me he just hit me and ran no okay but what was that a trap there a trap there a trap

Trap I see pressure plates it baited me so hard I fell for it let’s break these I don’t know if they’re going to set anything off there’s like spider we this is literally a trap there’s nothing underneath the pressure plates oh there is uh-huh anyways I’ll take all the

Shinies it all belongs to me now I’ve outsmarted the Trap except this is all like cool and all there’s there’s literally no iron except wait that’s an iron so I have two iron awesome oh three iron there we go technically that’s a bucket Hold on a second some of those ores were diamonds I wasn’t even paying attention I to craft myself up a shovel but like I well make it an iron shovel and then I could be able to use some of these diamonds to be able to craft up a

Diamond pickaxe I’ll hold on to it for now just off to the side I’ll also craft up a diamond axe oh yeah and then I forgot we already have a diamond sword so we’re already in the clear I’m going just hold on to the rest of those

Diamonds but look at this diamond axe thing looks amazing other than that juicy loot it doesn’t seem like this cave is much of anything else of value now obviously we can smelt up our ores which means now I can make a bucket and finally I could scoop up some water and

Make a farm speaking of water I’m a little thirsty I got to figure out purifying water and crap because yeah I’m getting like uh low saturation every time I suck on some water either way Farm time let’s clear out a nice little area set up a couple watering holes start tilling the fields

Uh should be plenty of room for all my taters it’s going to take a little while to fill up this entire field or actually maybe not CU I do got a bit of bones that we could obviously turn into bone meal and expand the potato farm pretty

Quick well this is amazing I could just Spam it on one we’ll just keep growing it over and over and now obviously we got a ton of tatoes I suppose we could also kind of split it we can do a little bit of wheat a little bit of wheat I mean just

That one there we go also want to place down some fences all the way around the farm don’t want any mobs coming in and eating up my food huh I think about I wonder what these Turtles are going to eat we stay hungry we devour tells me I should

Probably feed them considering I’m snatching them up out of the wild anyways enough about the house and the turtles uh I want to go on a bit of an adventure I got this itch in the sense that want to go on better I be eating my crops as I was

Saying I want to go on a bit of an adventure and I do have one particular place in mind definely not going to get there anytime soon I want to check out the floaty sky island but I’m I’m a little confused why these lanterns are all floating right

Here and why that fairy looks a little bit creepy like a like a Annie doll or whatever so now I need to figure out how I’m going to get into this thing I mean it looks amazing I’ll be honest it looks so cool looks like it’s going to be like

Home to the old gods just going to try to find my way up the tallest mountain also for some reason I’m getting like nether sound effects that’s freaking me out like something tells me that this isn’t going to be friendly oh oh wait what that’s like a trading icon that’s

What the goblin dude had inside the jail cell they are friendly oh I think I heard a villager hold on a second oh hi Mark BR they’re villagers living up here like Gods good for you guys some of us are gring down on the floor by the way

This guy buys food this guy buys wool bro I can do all my trading with these guys they’re not even that far well kind of I mean let’s like clear out the ocean of all those leaves oh my God I still can’t get over their faces What What In The Secret Door okay

Whatever pillaging time oh my gosh I thought I pillaged pretty well but we literally gone up like just right here and then over here and then dude oh my gosh this is going to take forever this thing is huge I don’t even know why I’m bothering

Building a castle on the ground what I need to be doing is just building my own Island attached to this thing and then I could live in it Forever uh-oh um yeah that’s not good I hope he doesn’t come his way I don’t I hope he doesn’t come this way um o a saddle now that’s what I’m talking about oh oh he’s here oh my God I turn around and the dragon’s here we got to go boys

I’m sorry got to abandon the cause ring the bells everyone get out Oh no I got to jump it to get to the other side trying to take anything of value and then there’s just all this cool stuff that I want to try maybe the dragon will just stay on that side of

The you know City still attacking it seems like everyone’s fine maybe we’re all Gucci gang now oh yeah no he’s gone I was chilling just did a driveby on these guys maybe the dragon was targeting me I don’t know o an anvil I will absolutely be taking

That my gosh there’s just too much good stuff okay I’m thinking I’m going to have to make a second trip back here because there’s a lot of jobs and stuff I want to take as well does it sound like a huge waste of time yeah however oh

Fortune I I would like that that’s a lot of emeralds how you hold on to that one obsidian oh I haven’t even thought about going to the nether maybe the nether is medievally oh my gosh diamonds too come on there’s too much good stuff oh oh oh

No oh no oh no no no no no he’s way too close oh my gosh see he’s shooting fire he’s shooting fire over here no no I see the flame oh we got to go we got to go we got to go we got to go a dragon can

Smell me from a mile away okay so what my goal here is is I’m going to build like a little entrance right here probably just like a water stream let’s be honest kind of lazy and like I said I’m going to make two trips so that then

We can be able to easily have everything bro what’s up with that tree there’s a whole house in there I see our next objective um also I need to figure out how to get home I think about it several days later and back from trip number two

I made sure to grab as many stuff as possible as far as like Jobs go so then if I’m you know stealing villagers and creating my own village over here which is the ultimate goal I have all the jobs needed now but also I could actually

Just use some of these in the meantime I don’t want them in my inventory and so I’m just going to toss them in the trash over here I also grabbed a few beds just in case you never know I’ll probably yeah I’ll probably make a basement or something and of course can’t forget

About the fact that we did get more diamonds which means I can technically craft up a couple pieces of armor my math is mathing wait no boots are four and then I’m left with three I’m one short from a chest plate okay how about we hold on to the

Diamonds for now I want armor though and before we get back to homesteading one thing I do want to see is there’s something over here that caught my eye when I was clearing out all the Shrubbery going back and forth to the Village thing and that is that I don’t

Know what that is so I got to mow my way through again some oh it’s just another oh what a dungeon so now this one’s an actual dungeon mine was probably like an expired dungeon you know like one that’s no longer a dungeon but this one is a

Official dungeon which obviously we got to go check it out gripstone caves okay okay oh no I’m already seeing some skele Bronies oh oh there’s a spawner in there I saw it I seen two with my eyes de okay okay oh My Glob why these zombies looking so scary

Ow okay I want to place down torches thank you so I can stop the spawning oh no there’s also a zombie spawner in here dang it dang it dang it dang it dang it boom boom bow bang bang okay there’s chests everywhere though holy bro this thing better have the thickest loot I

Swear it keep getting slowed by these stupid Vines though I’ll start looting the wow that’s a lot of stuff um heavy crossbow the weighted crossbow is a damage dealing Menace that’s the way I like it honestly we’re going to go ahead and swap out ours for this one we got a

Bunch of gunpowder I got a key a another key rare drop from Hostile Mobs Dynamo okay I don’t know what that enchantment is but it sounds pretty sick sacred Scroll of regeneration I’m a wizard now and I use Scrolls it’s pretty sick so far the facts are checking out this

Place does got some thick loot I don’t know what this potion does but it’s getting me a little bit worried I want to want to use it forbidden and Arcanist see that makes me not want to use it oh my gosh I got to go through this thing

So slow there’s no way I’m I’m going to be leaving behind all this loot uh chest play with Unbreaking yeah we’ll absolutely go ahead and take that Holy what’s that battle robe the battle robe is worn by the distinguished illager evokers of all arcs illagers Court what

Okay so it’s like uh I’ll look like a distinguished gentleman if I wear it but I got to at least peep the fit though come on now oh yeah no I am a distinguished gentleman right now yeah know armor is super terrible but I’ll yeah I’ll throw it on an armor stand so

It can cool okay I got to run some of this stuff home wait another chest garbage okay this going to be a little bit of back and forth thing and surely there should be something like a backpack or something like that but then I can yeah just easily carry some stuff

Except yeah what these are like special backpacks I don’t I just want a regular backpack apparently I can make some sort of standard Travelers backpack but I need a lot of stuff what the heck okay so first I need glass and iron to make these backpack tanks just try to make

Less trip out of the uh the old going into the dungeon thing so first things first I’m going to need some sand um what the hell is even that why’s the water on fire anyways now let’s just cook all that sand down and now I should

Be able to craft up these backpack tanks which I need two of and then I need leather I feel like I’ve seen like a million leather I think it’s just one of those things I haven’t been keeping oh you know the drill get on the ground you’re joining your friends now if I’m

Not mistaken H yeah they’re there is leather here but uh I don’t know if I want to go in there something about being up at a high place with a dragon yeah no I think I’m good which means that the next best place to getting leather is probably

Going to be spawn Village at least it doesn’t seem like there’s like any cows or anything out here I mean there’s bears in the forest but like cows are okay what’s up with the Fire come on now oh look little raccoons they’re adorable you drop leather that’s a no oh are the Valkyries

Chasing me maybe they maybe they’re here to protect the wildlife I’m almost certain I left some leather behind and some chests but there should also just be some traitors wait what’s your name Felicia Bye Felicia it turns out I’m completely wrong and there’s literally not a single Speck of leather here oh hey I mean technically there are some cows here which only got me two leather but not two shabby guess I am going to have to do it the old fashioned way and do a

Little bit of hunting here’s that bear that was chasing us before maybe you drop leather huh that’s right I’m coming back and I’m coming back stronger ah I knew there’s leather also these creepy looking SPID eyes I’m going to leave those so now technically I got the leather I got gold

At home now I need to craft up a sleeping bag which you need wool for gosh this ending with this backpack why does this backpack require everything in the world I’m not seeing any wool in the village however these guys tent uh looks like looks like they got some wool I’m

Sure they won’t mind just need a few pieces just a few thank you guys so now I should be able to craft up a sleeping bag oh I need one white wool you have to have a white wool for the pillow really well I have an idea for my one white

Wool since I’ve never seen a white sheep in this world yet maybe I could be able to craft up some Wool by combining string there we go so now I can make a sleeping bag which means now we should be able to craft up a backpack B Bing b

Boom how does this work oh I just right click with it and I can just throw stuff in it nice I get to wear it yes I can bada bing bada boom but now that we finally finally got a backpack it is time to head on back over to the dungeon

Oh look at me with this backpack on I’m looking so cute look at me rowing dog I’m rowing so hard anyways back on task uh as we found out there was already a lot of loot in literally just the first two rooms of this thing so I’m sure

There’s going to be a whole lot more got to be careful obviously to plug up all the spawners oh yeah lots that’s a loot I want all of it oh no here’s Ambi okay got another Spawner in here jeez these stupid Vines are the worst

Um I’m sorry ooh a blue bomb Oh what is this Dark Helmet dark armor made in the in the blackest depths of the fiery Forge is worn by the iller royal guard well there’s some of the sickest lore hold on let’s see this helmet gives me

Three armor 32 I think it’s the same it’s just way cooler looking oh yeah know this helmet looks sick maybe illers will respect me now oh my gosh I’m getting nervous I’m leaving the dungeon going into a cave take this purple pretty Rock a little bit of iron too why

Not why not I’ll take that bro wait a second I just realiz I picked up a katana see what that looks like oh yeah oh the swing is fast and does more damage than our diamond sword also yeah it’s looking like we’re running around with the katana okay we’re coming into

What looks like some sort of br in type of room thing another spawner plug that up got a hidden chest in here diamond leggings iron leggings I’m pretty sure we’re wearing netherite leggings Soul boots sure why not it feels like wants to sell me something okay you’ll trade iron ingots

For iron wait that’s such a good deal too it’s one iron ore you only get what that’s perfect sure why not don’t have any apples on me sorry buddy all right little Goblin guys just spawn at random I’m pretty sure we’ve actually gone through this whole thing now it sounds

I’m hearing some stuff going on out here oh that’s a scary looking spider what the I just realized I haven’t even was that Ender bag want it give me that give me the Ender bag okay what’s in it uh gave me ender pearl uh from a spider sure oh my God there’s spiders

Everywhere I don’t even want to be in here all we pretty much ran through this entire thing obviously we got some spawners that we’ve saved so if I need to come back I could be able to easily get some bony boys oh God Mak me dizzy

Staring at that I can obviously get tons of bone meal from that except uh oh what was that thing okay we’re going further down river feel like the adventure just kind of never stops I’m like o what’s that ooh what’s that feeling good now I got my sicko mode Katana oh look a

Little Bridge how peaceful if I’m not mistaken actually the village should be somewhere in this direction this thing is calling my name I’ll be honest oh wait I this is a bunch of string and that looks like wool I think this is a spider cave oh my God my Arachnophobia

Is in the comments oh God I’m not going in this I don’t have Arachnophobia I just don’t want to deal with spiders and cobwebs and dying oh and what the heck is this thing like a little alter Golden Apple golden armor golden nuggies interesting oh we got ourselves a portal

Got a bunch of iron nuggies a golden helmet potion of Mana regeneration well I don’t use man so uh however I will obviously be taking some obsidian since well we don’t really have any and I may be a little curious as to what the nether look like in medieval times I’m

Not going to lie of course got to take some of these Gold Blocks as well update I just discovered that there’s like an actual map button and I can I can like actually open the map and like zoom in on things okay which it’s looking like oh here’s

Our house you can tell by the awesome shape so at least even though I’m far away from home I won’t be completely lost lost oh God I don’t know what that is it’s like creepy couple GRS in the forest that’s all it is why do they look like they

Want to suck someone’s Soul they look evil oh my God their hearts are teardrops okay yeah we’re just going to keep moving on here we go nice little ow ow what the heck what what poisoned me I say here’s my boys jamming out like they

Do oh God getting home’s going to suck I think we went on too far I don’t know what these things are they’re freaking me out sheesh or what if we never go back home what if we build a new home home all right out in this peaceful Forest I don’t think that’s that

Peaceful looking ooh a nice skull though we get a nice little wither Skelly oh god oh no ow getting mauled by a tiger thing aha is this somewhere I can stay for the night oh no this is one of those abandoned houses AKA yeah we could stay

Here for the night cuz nobody living in it my emotion no Dam it uh-oh is he just eating sheep no God please no what did he just eat it was like a giant blue blob okay I think we’re good I think we’re fine I think he’s far enough away

And he’s like continuing to run away I don’t want to fight that oh bro just despawn all right well like I said might as well loot this place see what kind of goodies we got in it I mean this thing had some loot last time and I don’t

Believe there was any Hostile Mobs oh the giant is still over there just going to stay in here think I’m hearing a villager I don’t know where bro is my guess is that he’s probably in the basement because I remember in the other house there was a basement and down here

Was a villager my guess is this time it’s going to be a Pillager oh just villagers again I have been chosen I’m going to leave them that’s not my problem I think we should probably head home too before this giant comes over here and Ms the building and runs me

Over though I a little curious like how much damage does he take you know I feel like ultimate goals in this world is to slay a giant and slay a dragon right got a couple bolts for my crossbow I think I could uh probably make him really mad

Probably be it okay say we go home oh look giant Blue Beetle that’s the thing that the giant was eating the Hostile rer fo he definitely looking at me ah no bye have a great time all we’re fine ah finally home sweet home one thing I’ve been meaning to do at home

Well first of all is finish the house but n we’re going to procrastinate that a little bit longer but what I want to do is put some armor stands inside the base and then put all the suits of uh armor and stuff like that that we keep

Finding just kind of mix match it for now the Wither skull in one why not now with a relatively cleaned out inventory and backpack we are primed and ready to go out on adventure I want to go check out whatever structure that was next to

The witches hut that we saw on the map and I’m just hoping that it’s going to be some sort of structure that’ll give me some goodies oh we definitely got some structures going on is this just another witch thing I think I think it might just be another witch thing oh I

Do hear witches they want to act up they’re going to be getting some stitches No Cap yeah I love the decor oh okay I didn’t mean to oh he sorry okay maybe I’m not so with this switch is head apparently we’re just going to be super strong at we just mow him down

Kind of terrifying though I’ll be honest oh just sitting up there and he got beat like a Piata let’s he cooking throw this eyeball in there oh look I got a literacy bag and it gave me six books wow another witch house with nothing in it you know here I’m going to start

Taking decorations let start getting Petty like that this thing that’s a full on chandelier I want that in my house oh what is that oh crap no there’s a witch it’s saw me what’s up what’s up with it what are you cooking up some wheat

And okay oh it needs one of those like blood sigil things I have one of those at home ah do I dare go all the way home just so I can do some witchcraft absolutely we’re coming home just to grab this Blood sigil thing and hopefully do some witchcraft

Oh my God okay F First Things First witch hut there is undeniable plenty of Beasts for us to slay in this world but something about fighting things out in the water that scares me okay let’s see does this work does this Brew anything okay I need one more piece which I think

Is sugar because there was a sugar thing right there oh it’s Brewing what is it Brewing wa what netherite ingots plus diamonds can make a Warhammer okay but that oh I made a cake I should have known there was there was wheat and then maybe we take this home with us huh

I really I really just went back home just so I can make a cake this is like a whole witch Village is what this one is this place is huge excuse me anybody home yep looking like someone’s home ow why is that poison going to last so long Poison’s lasting forever 34

Seconds holy hold up hold up I think this thing heals me yep it’s giving me regeneration we’ll be fine just going to go ahead and uh never let that happen again also what is this I want this like a globe mine now so far I’m not finding anything too

Special in this place though except holy crap that looks awesome uh-oh Here We Go Round Two ding ding ow he slowed me oh I have no more arrows okay no arrows no problem we got golden apples if things get a little dicey okay he threw his shot he shot his shot

Ow you okay that was fine we’re just got to run it off walk it off been here before said it wasn’t going to happen again that’s all right ain’t no thing just almost died from it it’s no big deal it’s looking like we’re officially done with raiding the entire witch’s Hut

But we definitely got some new goals cuz if this thing’s going to be anything like an rlcraft Tower it means we’re going to be stacked we’re going to get mega rich off of it and that’s definitely going to be a whole project in of itself to do and now that all that

Adventuring is out of the way I figured it’s about time we start working on the base especially before we go raiding that giant Tower though cuz the base has been unfinished for a while and I want to do expand it a little bit more make

It a little bit bigger and a lot nicer first of all so let’s let the construction Montage Commence and finally we are finished with the house I mean our castle that is it’s a sick Castle also it’s been getting wintry and colder I can tell because the grass is literally not green anymore um and also the ocean is kind of freezing regardless though back to the

House of Castle once I found out about these clay roof things game over they look sick Immaculate one could say Obviously the tower we had to make it a little bit taller little more Towery let me give you the rundown Turtles are all still here by the way now the second

Floor you guys know it you guys love it whatever we get to the third floor now the real point of the Watchtower get a nice view a nice lay of the land and if you will this uh door right here that literally led to nothing before now has a nice

Over roofed hallway that will lead into my bedroom which we haven’t set up yet downstairs you guys already know what it is it’s just a living space nothing too special create a nice little pathway right here for snakes nice little Shrubbery leaves that go all the way

Down to the farm the farm I continue to expand as the days were going on and of course you got to add a little bit of foliage to just to add a little bit of flavor to the base make it feel a little bit overgrown man I hate this why is

Winter got to suck like I feel like everything is just so desaturated making me regret where I live but regardless though the base is done I want to go raid that giant Towery thing but I want to make sure I got plenty of food to do it because there’s

Going to be a lot of lot of a lot of [Applause] fighting cuz obviously I feel that the goal in this world is to slay a dragon right like not just the Ender Dragon but a dragon dragon but obviously the first step would be to raid that giant Tower

Thing if I’m able to get a bunch of good resources get a little bit of a level up I mean like we are pretty strong this Crown is sick or we could definitely be a lot stronger and if I’m able to get some good loot out of that then

Obviously we’ get that level up that we need to fight a dragon you know what before we go might as well use these diamonds since I already got netherite pants and I got an OP helmet it’s basically boots or chest plate which I can’t make a chest plate so boots it is

Give me me just a little bit more armor fortunately I do have some arrows so I could be able to use a bow I don’t know what these arrows do and I don’t even know if I can use them I’ll take them with me and you know what might as well

Take this blue bomb never know when you’re going to need a bomb and I was going to say let’s hop in the boat but I uh I forgot the ocean for where’s my boat well I guess this is one way to get there a man the whole thing isn’t oh

What here the whole lake isn’t Frozen so I am still going to need a boat and I have to craft up a new Brown Pearl is there custom boat oh there’s ships oh what bro new goal unlocked hello I can just make a bunch of boats to make a

Supply ship I technically just need to do it like this I get a supply ship can I ride it or is it like just something that oh oh hold on give me a second here and place down in the water I can just oh it place down next to the water and I

Can push it away from me and closer and oh this is awesome place that bad boy down that’s what I’m talking about now how do I get in it here’s a ladder to get in bro what nice oh infinite charcoal glitch hello and food I don’t

Make the rules I didn’t make the game a build tool and Town Hall suggest using the build tool to uh place the schematic this will allow you to adjust the position oh so this is like if I build a kingdom and this is like in My Kingdom

So I can’t necessarily move it however I mooched it for its goods and for that I appreciate it back on task craft a regular little brown Pearl and we set sail hold on a second I just got to the witch hut area oh wait secret chest hello mechanical short bow so I assume

It shoots fast but it’s weak yeah I mean we’ll take all that and then what is this frostbite chest plate that’s pretty sick a quite as good oh okay so anyways what I was trying to say is now that we’re at the witches hut over to the left of the witch’s Hut is

What looks like a village oh wait is it a village under attack what the heck was that just flying right now just something oh terrified but it is a village oh there’s a village right next to us ah what’s happening I hear arrows what is that thing did you guys defend

The village yeah go team now everyone gets free stuff right H oo more bread don’t mind if I do oh what is this little bit of money huh you guys don’t mind if I take this right oh you know what I just realized every single one of

These houses is a tree they’re all just trees that’s actually so sick okay what is this do I put wood in it ah it’s like a stone cutter for wood yeah I’ll take that okay enough with this Village clearly it doesn’t have anything that I’m going to want or need anytime soon

Oh yeah that’s what we’re going to oh my gosh 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 nine levels wait I just missed all whatever now fun fact about me I’ve played plenty of RL craft okay streamed it I’ve never played Medieval Minecraft so I don’t

Know what’s in this Tower but I’ve been in Towers that look like this and let’s just say I’ve died thousands of times let’s hope that’s not what’s going to happen today though Goblin King hold on a second there’s a Boss Bar oh my God okay so I assume Goblin King is inside

This know if I can figure out how to get inside this thing maybe I get in there and I bust his cheeks oh fin the entrance a little bit nervous now know that I’m here okay we got oh got a bunch of levers over here I flipped

One I flipped another one I’m hearing a door open aha open up that door which has a chest in it which I can’t open no no no oh you know what here well first of all is that an emerald block second of all I’m pretty sure

Maybe I have to like flip these levers and then maybe it’ll unlock the chest if this lever didn’t work nope NP okay we’re just going to oh I can’t break it either it’s unbreakable that’s toxic it’s surrounded by obsidian there’s some sort of like Redstone that I can break next to it

Grass Amber battle tower I assume I need like a key maybe that’s what we’re going with so we’re just going to progress I don’t know what to expect and as of right now I’m not seeing any bosses is that it’s butterfly but this definitely feels like a Goblin King’s home I am

Most certainly getting those vibes and I’m getting a little bit nervous oh there’s another hello there hello okay spawners be gone I going let these guys sneak up on me and see there’s another one of these chest things just kind of like hidden assume there’s probably a redstone lever for

This as well okay we keep marching lock of coal don’t mind if I do I will absolutely take that and the next level oh I’m seeing a spawner right there oh we got some like bookshelves it’s like a library I want to get rid of that

Spawner we Ain risking it not one bit also ladders I’m so freaked out this is like a staircase into a secret room I know what this is juke box no thanks but the library is huge another secret chest dude maybe this one’s like a uh like a

Puzzle if I put something on it nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope n Iron Golem kill required H restriction section doesn’t feel very restricted to me anyways oh I see there was an iron golem spawner well I killed him there you go okay next

Level what do we got what do we got this is feeling a little bit Oh I’m hearing some H so obviously we’re getting pretty close if we’re getting mobs now oh there he is ow ow there’s two okay hold on pause wait a minute sir thank you wait no there’s more ow get rid of the spawner easy peasy I don’t even know how many levels we’ve

Gone up already but those the loot in these chests got to be Immaculate like it’s it’s keeping them locked away from me it’s upsetting me my assumption is that I got to kill the Goblin King for it though Library secret little passageway right here it’s just to the

Next floor nothing special keep him moving I’m hearing some H is it going okay A little potion what if I do honey bottle where you spawning in at huh where’s your Spawner in the ground got to be like right here right that was polished Granite where’s that

Spaw there it is ooh more ters Don’t Mind If I Do nice little secret room back here wait I don’t I don’t trust rooms that have buttons like this it makes me think that I’m like and it’s got obsidian around the door frame like I feel like I’m going to hit a pressure

Plate and something’s going to blow up I’m going to be careful it’s an obsidian room come on this this room’s got explosives does have that chest again though and we’re obviously making some pretty good progress I think like we only have like one more floor I swear I

Feel like we’ve been climbing this thing forever already oh I see some daylight so we’re on the second to the top okay now mentally physically I need to be prepared for this cuz if I get to the top of this thing and then there’s a

Goblin King up there I’m I might cry if this dude’s a a behemoth and super strong that’s it for me oh he’s like one of those goblins I do I feel like I’m incredibly underprepared for this I’ll just like drop a water bucket like right

There so if I need to do like a like a great escape at least they’ll have some uh water off this side screw it we’re already on day 77 if this is how the journey ends then uh so be it real quick I’m just going to okay I can’t do

Anything to that land monolith brass Amber battle tower what is what does that mean what are you where’s this Goblin King at clearly this isn’t doing anything that way I just ran up this entire thing for absolutely no reason I’m going to double check downstairs see if there’s anything I’m missing my guess

Is that this is supposed to be like some sort of Pillager Outpost type Tower thing and then maybe the Goblin King based on the mini Map There’s red dots in this direction I’m assuming at this point the Goblin King has nothing to do with this Tower he’s actually somewhere

Over here I actually have like no idea what I’m get oh I’m hearing arrows no no idea what I’m getting myself into how do they see me oh oh oh just laughed at me oh they’re chasing me okay they just got regular bows nothing too special I’m

Only nervous cuz I just don’t they’re so fast oh the one hit I’m sorry I’m also getting some arrows off these guys too so don’t mind if I do oh he fell to his death oh oh oh my God there’s a million of them also the structure kind of

Spawned in a really awkward spot it like is partially Underground you know what we’re just going to get all the little stragglers that are outside bro they are insanely fast except why they’re so weak come here stupid idiot there we go okay so my guess is that this thing is essentially a Bastion

Now if I can just start from the top to the bottom I that’s free dude come on oh found the Goblin King I have an idea can I just like take care of him with one little bomb where the Goblin King go bro’s gone okay how strong are these

Guys ow two arrows three arrows not that strong bro these guys are making all sorts of weird noise hey how strong is that guy okay not strong either okay I’m just like these guys dish damage using bows and stuff bro what is that sound I’m hearing right now oh that dude dropped a

Key I don’t know where the king fled off to Emerald y take that that’s mine now yeah that key I think yeah literally right here ooh I’m seeing some loot down there too an arrow Golden Apple some iron ingots what oh you’re doing oh that’s that’s what I’m hearing huh okay

That’s got me a little bit more nervous considering that bro is 800 times my size okay big boy is it’s a literally Shrek dude what the heck he’s stuck what happens if I just oh ah ah okay well this guy’s on fire I assume big boy on

Fire now yeah how many arrows is this going to take cuz I don’t have very many he doesn’t have a health bar surprise ah and there goes all my arrows okay oh another key oh The Goblin King’s literally stuck right there oh he’s throwing things at me okay hold on give

Me a second I think it’s going to be worth it to go all the way back home to get that TNT and just blow up big boy it’s going to be a bit of a journey and it’ll be a boring one so um it’s a bit

Of movie Magic whoosh there we go now I got TNT but more importantly I got two stacks of arrows because I got a Galaxy brain and I remembered on the way back home that there is a village so I made a Fletching table and for eight whole

Emeralds I got two stacks of Arrow I got TNT and I got myself a flit and steel we’re going to go ahead and light that up we see how this goes how’d that go huh oh we killed the ogre we’re amazing ow oh oh the king’s

On his way the king’s on his way oh yeah I did let the king loose also what’s that that’s a butterfly again stupid oh I killed it awkward okay so now where’s that King at where’ bro go I don’t even know how strong he is either that’s the

Scary part it’s that glowy thing huh I want that I want whatever that is oh god oh oh oh god oh he’s got a magic wand that’s all I know and he’s so fast ow he’s hitting me with magic okay he’s not that strong he’s also not weak oh he’s

Hitting me with slowness oh if he’s giving me random effects this isn’t good there we go yeah you going to laugh at me watch haha boom ow that’s what I thought keep laughing idiot he got bad aim wait where’d he go what the heck oh my gosh dude there’s more goblins

Oh The Laughing is getting me triggered bro I actually just pulled a Vanishing act I don’t know where he’s at bro has got me dumbfounded at this point I’m just going to run around actually clapping cheeks I don’t want I don’t want to know I don’t even don’t want to know what’s

Going on in there or is that the king is that the king oh my God no it was like a goblin in Disguise I was thinking maybe he was like in Disguise or something like that but there he is come here you dumb idiot I don’t care what kind of magic you oh

My God come on come on you’re almost there let’s go let’s go now I get the Goblin Crown oh that look awesome come on now there we go we got a warmup boss out the way know there’s still some goblins outside underground but honestly I’m not too

Worried about them I don’t really care yeah it might be a couple stragglers here and there but we got the Goblin King that’s what really matters it’s time to head back home Victorious poison iy no my arch nemesis no now that that’s all out of the way and we got an empty inventory

It’s time to go back out because I actually just remembered something when we were raiding the uh flying Sky Outpost thing I remember seeing a magical looking tree that had a doorway in it and I want to know what’s inside that doorway also I’m curious to see if

That dragon’s still over here because like I said ultimate goal for me slaying a dragon cuz if that dragon’s obviously still over there then that’s going to be the one that uh yeah we’re going to have to throw hands with oh why is this water pink it’s PA G

Flavor speaking of flavor have you guys gotten yourselves some G fuel there’s no PA flavor however there are a lot a lot of delicious flavors okay so use code PA check out by the way um I don’t know where the giant blue tree was that had a doorway I don’t remember oh T

Confirm yeah dragon dragon kind of owns this village now oh well clearly the dragon’s been here ow stupid dumb idiot I just can’t get too close to the sky village because if I do the dragon’s going to aggro to me like Bros got crazy smelly what the heck is that that’s a

Thicko mode mushroom are you a mushroom house you look like one indeed it is ah ah what just hit me oh it’s a another snake bro dumb idiot I’m hearing piglins in here oh it’s upstairs yeah I’m I’m good I don’t feel like going up there

The hyena what the the what is happening what just blew up super piglin wearing the skin of a mushroom yeah I just don’t want to be involved in that that’s a that’s a a whole fever dream got a uh giant Mushroom House with some pigs living in

It oh this got to be that Dragon oh Jesus Oh that scared me oh my God it’s a fairy writing a bee be real right now what you guys want from me dragon should come back over here and finish the job that’s all I’m

Saying bro oh I see now it’s a giant one of these trees but it’s like right underneath the village and I also got to be very careful of the Dragon do not want to be fighting him right now oh yeah here’s the doorway gold in here

What is this what what no give me that back no give me that back bro yes right what the I take my stuff you know here how about I take your stuff dumb idiot ah scared me oh there’s more gold that’s not worth it I don’t feel like climbing

All the way up there so this is like some sort of fairy Hideout thing oh this has got to be the dragon’s home right everything looks charred wait a second wait which one there’s one right there and then there’s one over there which one’s my Village I’m lost I think that’s

It’s a whole another Sky Island a different one than the one that we were going to I think the one over there is the one that we were going to yeah this one’s a completely different shape okay so there are a lot of those things I just love adventuring in this world you

Just never know what you’re going to see what the heck jum Bing living together joying life these guys know that there’s a dragon over here and finally we’re back home so it turns out the tree obviously yeah you know we get some gold out of it that’s pretty sick and

Actually kind of needed because if I’m going to fight a dragon I know they’re just so strong bro like my gear isn’t that bad but I just feel like I’m undergeared still but I kind of feel like the armor is strong enough that I could be able to survive I mean when I

Was fighting the goblin things I was barely losing Health but I was also being incredibly cautious whereas a dragon um yeah no I mean he’s going to chase me until I die oh there’s a whole another Village thing over there like what there’s so many camps out here that

I didn’t even know you know we’re checking on our neighbors because I mean if these guys miraculously got literally anything that I can use for that’s these it’s the Soul suckers they just give the bad Vib vies we got some more flute boys over here not really blow the flute

Right now though and I recall there being something over here what is this one of the one of the old treasure chests some gold and some gold nuggies and an apple I’ll take that popping boys and now that I’ve met all the neighbors I think it’s about

Time that we actually uh get started on oh wait what’s this some sort of little Treehouse thing that it just some lanterns little Treehouse here prob some sort of special thing oh legendary Discovery okay I mean I didn’t get whatever that was that sucks all right is this the

First sheep that I’ve oh why do they look so terrifying well back at it though going to go ahead and chop down some trees and standing around for a little bit and of course craft up some golden apples and also crafting up a new Shield but now I got a little bit more

Defense me hoping that I can block dragon fire and lastly what I want to do is let all the tortoises out I’ve been keeping them captive for a long time and also if you see the little babies that’s because I accidentally realized that with these tortoise eggs wow I have a

Lot now because they just lay so many eggs but I accidentally realized that every time you click you could spawn a baby so you can say that I’m going to create an army of baby tortoises now if only they could fight for me these guys could help me with the dragon fight but

I figured I’d let them all loose spawn in a million of them because I might not come back from this dragon fight I’m going to be honest well I know I’m not going come back no matter what cuz if I beat him I’m going straight to the

Teleporter and we out hey look you want a kid a couple kids you got to have them in fact you got have you can have all of them and so now we set off on this adventure hopefully the dragon is still there ideally I want to survive to 100 days

Realistically stay 97 I might not Mr Dragon is still there oh God I wonder if like Iron Golems would help you know like there’s got to be an easy method to beat in this thing right I just feel like he’s going to hit me once and I’m

Going to really regret my decisions of trying to slay this dragon is it moves so sporadically that it’s definitely way harder to fight than an ender dragon all I’m saying is bro hits the ground I’m going to give him that Katana real quick like ah stupid poison no

No what the dog doing I’m eating golden apples I’m an idiot I just wasted a couple whatever oh hold on see a little structure super ADHD brain I’m just like wait a second what’s that okay this just a house seems like it used to be a Tavern since abandoned ooh secret chest

And a little bit of iron nothing special o no okay this place sucks okay and then the the dragon can wait a little bit longer because there’s also some sort of castle looking thing over here that caught my eye oh what is that oh my gosh

D why why why is there got to be infinite structures in this game huh this looks like a wizard how how Howard wizard tower oh yeah yeah I got some some knowledge on the way up and then you get to the top and you’re just full

Of knowledge what is that can remove a fixes taking some of them as its own that’s pretty cool TNT TNT TNT TNT TNT TNT TNT TNT TNT TNT was that it I heard a silver fish okay give me this cool book last protection that is some irony at its

Finest huh but for a second there I thought that Dragon got lucky thought this Tower took me out before I even got to fight him a bro that looks sick okay I don’t know what that is but it looks cool we got to go see it me procrastinating

This thing was giving off some serious villager energy there a there’s a big old grizzly bear and also a rhino another building over there another explosive Tower no thanks not interested okay all right all right no more procrastinating let’s get to this dragon that can confirm dragon is still

Up there I did just see his tail yeah no my arrows are definitely not going to reach all the way up there all right that’s it we’re going up our waterfall elevator oh he’s so close to it I was like maybe we fight him up here

I don’t know if I want to do that now I’m getting a little nervous okay okay okay maybe I could cheese him he can’t take damage to a regular bow there’s no way maybe we just do this for a little bit and then maybe he dies and if he

Doesn’t then yeah he doesn’t take any damage for sure are you guys seeing this huh you seeing this yeah something tells me this isn’t how this works oh oh we’re nuts we’re nuts we’re insane of course a bow would just do the damage over time

We save the village we’re amazing I do I pick up anything for this guy I know there’s dragon bones in this game and I know I know it for a fact I know I could be crafting up some sick Dragon stuff let’s see mhm dragon bone sword yep

That’s why I figured dragon armor you could ride a dragon sorry uh oh I guess his bones could have fallen he’s like on the edge yeah do that yeah there’s stuff down there hold on bro was like underneath this one I think was that some Str and AAA stair mhm okay I’m

Giving up on life no dragon bones for me I goofed somehow some way but we did slay a dragon did we cheese it absolutely the Paul G special is what we gave that boy regardless I got a time machine to catch and we’re now officially in spawn Village on day 100

Which means we’re obviously heading back to our time machine to go back where we belong I left the door open looks like no one messed with it ooh actually we got some stuff on the inside here the Primitive one back in the day was terrible um yeah

I don’t know how this works though maybe I just like flip a lever or to oh God okay we’re back in the regular world and we’re back with the time machine guys comment down below what’s the next time period that you would like me to survive 100 days in and if you guys

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