Insane Minecraft Texture Hack using Google Translate!

I’m Google translating every texture in Minecraft to make it hyper realistic no matter how stupid it sounds I will bring it to life starting with my friend snotty snot the sniffer realistic sniffer select our word and for our first translation let’s see what happens if I just do it once oh yes the

Bombastic lizard what what is a bombastic lizard lizard PN G oh yes this is beautiful all right we’re in Photoshop with my boy the sniffers sent to him right in the middle and yes I know it looks like a surgeon came along and just butchered him into a million

Pieces but this is the 2D net which will form the 3D model of the sniffer kind of like in art class when they give you that t-shaped piece of paper and you fold it up and it just makes a cube magically then we’re going to grab the

Lizard next the bom which I’m casually just going to strap on the lizard’s back it looks that stupid but obviously this doesn’t quite fit our net so we’re going to need to start cutting this lizard up into lots of little pieces so if we grab like the face here and we’ll

Just cut that paste it into its own little bit like stretch squeeze yep lovely and done I might have used some AI to help me but shh don’t tell anyone kind of curs realistic monstrosity ever created why does his nose have a face am I the only one

Seeing that guys let me know in the comments what what is that bumo he looking th all right what other blocks need to makeover grass block for short blogs KFC by now you might be wondering how does this translator even work see this tool will translate the word to a random

Language as many times as you want and then back to English which often completely changes the original meaning so let’s up it to level five green flipflops how is that even remotely close green flip floppies what what this if this video gets 10,000 likes I will wear this at my

Wedding no joke all right select the subject of our frog slippers mask that very carefully we’re just going to slide our Master there select one now we can move this thing around wherever we want duplicate and duplicate wait even different sizes as well looking good but

We can do more maximum Riz o log translate tree wooden wood honestly this is the closest one so far o log no you can’t be serious why is the first image of Minecraft I need a real one bro just for memes I’m leaving the stock image logo

On this Lo please I stock do not sue me stone my man the Cher the old it’s Sigma who I’m about to give absolute negative Riz by using the beautiful tool known as liquefy right in the stomach oh yep just keep yep keep going yes make a nice and

Moi bro’s got a stomach that now looks like a black hole you got those beautiful little pecs uh just make those a little Droopy just like a yeah they look like eyes his stomach looks like it’s screaming bro’s got a double chin so thick that thanos’s Mom would be terrified

And we can’t forget to name our beautiful hero known as Giga fat with the worst font ever created by mankind comic sense this is literally like everybody’s PowerPoint presentation fun oak leaves kind of rude go away I can’t read that much better KFC delicious now are we feeling a

Little bit Fancy with some Rosemary on the side or perhaps some roast potatoes n this one’s definitely the thickest all right I want to cut this up into lots of little bits all right let’s just uh let’s grab this little side here tasty put the little parts off to the side oh

Wait is this the this the wing or is this the leg we’re going to Chuck it down here and we’re loading in oh no no no I already see it on the side of the M oh no no no the the trees they they are

Sick of you might I mean ooh ice this video is brought to you by IO download now from in description I promise this is not an ad please don’t click off the video uh what else no no what their bellies can the bellies connect for ultimate belly power wait wait wait you

Know what this means every time you’re out you know on a mining trip with with your girlfriend bro the Stone’s going to steal your girlfriend stone is stealing your girlfriend you can’t beat the Giga fat wait didn’t we change like one other texture wait where’s the wait actually

Looks realistic no eyes yeah okay there there are no eyes but look I got I got the bum right you can see Man’s whole bum hole that that’s really making me uncomfortable um please editor blur that out for YouTu but I am noticing that some of the world is looking a little

Too uh normal like this water and my my inventory it’s kind of lame don’t you think water like the English say and this time we’re up in the level Distortion 10 which means the result will be even crazier I guess that makes sense Sonic is blue no no this isn’t

Going to work these are all photos water has like a flowing animation we need like a gift thank you internet for blessing my eyes obsidian I yes FY toilet to make another portal that makes no sense toilet FY Wy coming out of the toilet we need the the average American

Sitting on their toilet on their phone cuz let’s be real I cannot go on the toilet without watching Tik Tok anymore I just can’t it’s it’s not possible all right add some poop in the background and then poop all over he added some serious burritos this day all right he

Just spraying poop out everywhere oh wait will the nether portal now be poop colored favorite Minecraft tool just became a video game for Boomers this is what our grandparents used to play all right on like arcade machines we need a t-shaped version I mean I guess I kind

Of got it right it’s blocky right wait a minute wait a minute this low key might go hard this about to be fine dude that actually lines up so perfectly the handle’s going to be a little bit wet there’s going to be a bit sticking out

That that looks a little it’s a bit sus um let’s move on inventory hot bar old microwave this one might be a bit oh no if we want to actually put a microwave there we need to get rid of what’s currently on the inside all right so let’s just uh take that

Delete and what do you reckon we just Like this is going to look so Jank but it is still realistic right I mean this image of the microwave I got I got this in 4K resolution right there are high pixels going on here it’s just maybe in the wrong places I have officially created a greater artwork than the Mon Sonic for days I clearly do not understand how Minecraft Texture Packs work cuz I I put one giant microwave and there are multiple microwaves there wait what happens if we like suck up the water how broken it’s going to be when we use a sponge wait what what why didn’t those

Ones change what about our tools yo the obsidian yes a million times more yes take me to the skiy toilet Dimension that’s what I need I should have changed the flint and steel as well we’re going do that next time look the Portal’s got brown take me

To the poop ah don’t look I haven’t finished the nether textures yet I promise we’re going to get there but wait oh my gosh look at the actually low key there is that weird little bit that’s sticking out but other than that I mean it kind of looks like a handle in

My head Mojang hi me to the game this this is the best tool I’ve ever created wait why is the top of the pickaxe texture broken bro literally anyone with half a brain cell would say these textures are not realistic unless wait do you reckon that we could convince

Someone else that this is like an official realistic texture pack that someone made surely not it would have to be so dumb so once my realistic texture pack is complete I’m going to invite my friend Ethan to see if we can convince him to believe it was actually made by a

Professional Minecraft artist the real question everybody is asking is how scuffed can we get this translation to be I’m pretty sure we can do a custom value and let’s make it a million integers between 1 and 100 there’s a limit lame take the L boing that’s fine we’ll go Max let’s see what

Happens if we go absolute max level what does this even mean when I woke up this morning this is not how I imagined my day was going to go it’s the meme it’s the meme okay I mean these are funny but like surely we can do something better when and doubt ask

Chad gbt to do your job for you generate an image of Spider-Man as a dumb dumb idiot give it to me I am not sure how to generate image wait oh let me wait bro said he didn’t know how to do it and then gave me an image spom man bow and

Arrow I never thought I’d see Nerf and extreme tactical weapon in the same sentence please this video is not sponsored we obviously need those classic Nerf darts that’s perfect I don’t know what kind of torture machine this is YouTube please do not demonetize me but when I searched up evil bow this

Thing came up apparently did we use this in real life Warfare line it up with the strings looking pretty good and then we’re just going to this is going to look so dumb get rid of that bat that is a weapon not block you guys ain’t ready for this the

First order of business ladies and Gentlemen I am so sorry for Rick Rolling all of you just kidding it it was hilarious please don’t unsubscribe for me where’s my bow oh there it what is look at the Nerf T what oh I forgot to remove the white outline okay and then we can use it to shoot

Spom man the Creeper Creeper Man Creeper Man does whatever Creeper Man does we are so close just a few more blocks and items and I’m bringing Ethan in to see if we can actually sell this to him for real money by making him believe yes it is a professional resource

Pack oh my God she’s going to look like an idiot on the internet Grandpa’s hair I’m sorry Grandpa for taking a photo of your hair and using it for money on my Minecraft YouTube channel technically they’re both just different types of hairs right one’s a Crosshair and one is

Human hair what the scariest mom is baby mioda I’m not sure how to make the literal most terrifying mob ever in Minecraft look like this absolutely adorable cudle pop pie that last one was so good I’m not showing you guys it yet we’re cutting it from the video you have

To wait until the end to see it and this one is we can do it it’s going to be gross though why do our hearts look so gross you know what petition right now for God to change all of our hearts to Minecraft Hearts all right when someone’s doing

Surgery I want to see this inside of them all right we need to like cut this heart in like half okay that we do we’ll just like stretch stretch it out a little nice and you can’t have a health bar without a hunger bar actually maybe

I should not have done this one oh yeah beautiful piece of poop and delete oh no no don’t delete the poop I need the poop I want the poop actually do not keep that in the video get rid of that size that right down I think this is the one

When you’re like half hungry so I don’t know we’ll just like grab a bit there and just like delete it out from ins clouds I totally didn’t just draw this with my finger switch into survival Mode bro those hearts actually kind of looking real juicy though I like it I like it put jump wait there are like hearts behind it did I not delete those hearts I love the eeden texture just like a little bit broke it out wait this whole time look

At the Crosshair it’s Grandpa’s hair is the Crosshair oh and I forgot the Wen guys you have been waiting for this ready here we go it is so cute look at this dude look at him wiggle his head bro’s got ears of for days look at his heart beating though I

Definitely totally did not forget to remove this the salt beating thing but honestly makes baby Yoda look so much more terrifying this is what should have been in the Star Wars move movies oh the clouds the clouds look at H something seems a little bit uh sus about the

Clouds Ethan should be getting here any moment I sent him a text on Discord I I just not get there he is there he is oh he’s right over here hello hello Governor huh this it’s the professional texture pack man this is the most realistic pack you can currently buy on

The internet all right I paid the guy on patreon for this like $500 just to get this texture pack $500 that’s a lot of money for a resource pack dude look at this guy he’s got like you can see the scales and everything isn’t it so realistic wait

That’s actually insane what do you mean wait is this a cooked chicken I just muted there is no way Ethan is actually falling for this are these eyeball flipflop bro you’re just seeing things this is 8k resolution bro okay okay I will acknowledge this is actually crazy

Resolution I don’t know how okay I will sell you this pack I know you love this pack because of how realistic and how high quality is so I’ll sell it to you for just $10 $10 is actually not that much to pay on I mean even just for like

The high res like grass and stuff’s about to look like an idiot on the internet if he buys this from but I can see how this is quite artistic yes $10 is not a bad price to pay actually I don’t mind all of this it’s kind of nice

Right okay okay what the what what is this um I mean this was you paid an extra $20 for this one and I you know just cuz he’s beautiful huh wait and I have a microwave as my hot bar and are those poops or hot dogs as my house and

My hearts are bad tted and there’s a guy taking a dump on my nether portal no no this is just high quality texturing look at the sky do you think clouds that say sus on them are going to convince me that this is actually a good pack it you think I’m that

Stupid please it’s made by a professional artist um Dan TDM Dan TDM bro he a Minecraft Youtuber you’re so stupid you can’t excuse your way out of this one this is a trash pack made me look dumb on the internet sorry I have to post the video I need views no

No delete the video delete that video you look like a fool thank you to all of these guys for making today’s video possible you’re my new favorite ey Mega fans if you want a shout out just click the join button below this video scroll down and click ey megaan