Insane Minecraft Torture Chamber Build

hi so I’d like to say that it’s been a while I mean it’s been like 2 months since my last upload but then again looking back at like previous intervals between uploads uh 2 months doesn’t even seem that long but still it’s been a while and I said earlier that it was because I had to study for exams but now the exams are done and I can upload except there’s one slight problem uh I I don’t have any video ideas now this problem on its own is n actually anything out of the ordinary I mean I I basically never have any video ideas that’s why all my titles looked like they were made by someone who smoked 12 kilos of crack I mean usually I just come up with something eventually but you know now there’s a slight problem cuz it’s it’s it’s been to months I don’t have time to come up with video ideas I want to upload and after sitting there for like 2 days not knowing what to do I got the ingenious idea what if I turn the fact that I don’t have any video ideas into a video [Music] now who do you ask for advice when you don’t have video ideas AI so I’m going to be asking AI for video ideas and then doing those video ideas very original idea definitely haven’t already done this all right so we’re here in chat GPT I might try different chat Bots just to compare the results um but pretty much I just wrote this block of text basically telling it to give me ideas all right number one launching villagers into orbit ah why does that actually sound like something I do I actually like that idea let’s do that all right now uh how exactly do we send villagers into orbit you know what I have an idea let’s get some obsidian water I don’t know maybe some Redstone like a button as well the idea is that we build like a thing like this then we place water oh no I forgot we okay maybe I should have uninstalled the pollution mod h no it’s probably fine we place dispensers oh sh and uh we hook this up with redstone all right so now that we have this device we just place a villager right here and uh start it oh uh that didn’t quite work as planned you know what I have a solution for this then we test it again let’s add another row of dispensers we need more TNT this isn’t enough buddy and then uh we just H oh uh off he goes into orbit is he is he coming back down uhuh what that’s not what I meant to do hold on off they go you know this is cool and all but it’s not enough we need an actual rocket all right so I’ve installed the advanced rocketry mod [Music] Minecraft wildlife conservation capturing and exploiting rare animals here for the first time on TV we’re seeing this Majestic creature known as orange 53 a newly discovered creature whose distinctive appearance and ability to adapt unique environments have left researchers astounded the space suit it’s wearing can only be assumed to be part of its mating display the reason for this creature only just now being seen by humans is suspected to be its rather a social nature it prefers to isolate itself deep within the jungle and possibly having done so for Generations it appears to have effectively relieved itself of any natural Predators here a group of wildlife biologists have planned to debate in hopes of it coming closer and us getting a better Glimpse at it having stayed isolated for perhaps tens of thousands of years it has developed a unique set of skills which allow it to detect traps like these with relative ease therefore it’s unlikely that it would fall for such a simple bait to give it some motivation to leave the dense Treetops our team of environmental experts have decided to initiate a simulated drought season the creatures hesitant but at last it realizes that it does not have much of a choice food is scarce and so the Trap is revealed This Magnificent creature seen here in all its Glory oh sh what the ah okay let’s find another title what does this even mean existential crisis in Minecraft corrupting Minecraft’s youth torture chamber construction every Minecraft veteran knows that time in a survival playthrough when it becomes obvious that the next step required for progressing is the construction of a torture chamber but what is the most efficient way of building one of these to some especially new players this might seem like a daunting task as their previous experiences in the game may not have left them fully prepared for this essential stage of any Minecraft playthrough the best way to start the construction of your first ever torture chamber is to start simple here are a few starter torture devices that are perhaps easier to understand for beginners number one the water device by using some water some Redstone and a lever you can create one of the simplest yet one of the most effective devices for your torture chamber simply place the subject inside and turn on the water for a couple seconds at a time be careful though as keeping the water on for too long can lead to some undesired consequences most notably death device number two the rod now the downside with this one is that it only works as a torture device about half the time because of an unexplained bug in Minecraft source code villagers actually seem to enjoy this device half the time but if the Villager is enjoying themselves you can always move them to a different device number three the campfire now this one is pretty self-explanatory but you have to make sure to keep them high enough above the fire to keep the process as effective and extensive as possible at number four we have the washing machine rampaging through Villages leaving none standing raising Villages burning pillaging and slaughtering villager extermination eradicating every last inhabitant ah yes an essential part of any survival playthrough these aren’t even video ideas they sound more like book titles hey guys welcome back to my Minecraft 1.22 Survival playthrough anyways today we’re going to be looking at a village because we need villagers for emeralds oh I see a villager over here let’s get some of these villagers um yeah all right I think I saw a villager in here yep there’s a villager uh there might be some more over here [Music] um oh that’s chest garbage hello give me stuff wow great video idea chat [Music] GPT all right we’re in co-pilot I pasted the same block of code let’s see what it does a yes and then at the end of the text it just tells me remember these titles are for entertainment purposes Thank You Bing Minecraft pyramid scheme all right so the only thing I could think of was going to hixel but I’m not sure if pyramid schemes are allowed I mean I’m sure scams are bannable but like do pyramid schemes count as a scam I mean if you think about it technically maybe they aren’t a scam I I don’t know SL rules Hypixel Sky Block rules gamep play that is not allowed regardless of intent player made games of chance Casino Islands gambling ah SMH can’t even gamble on Hypixel there there doesn’t appear to be any rule explicitly stating that pyramid schemes aren’t allowed by the way if any Hypixel staff is watching this I’m not actually scamming anyone please please no ban how do we how do you even start a pyramid scheme we need like pamphlets or something I’m hoping listen if you can’t craft books then I’m done what you can’t even craft books hey would anyone be interested in an allnew insanely profitable business model no no one’s interested listen my strategy is just to Target random people and ask them specifically would you be interested in joining an insanely profitable program you recruit new members who pay you a sum to join the program ooh sorry we assure you that it is not a pyramid scheme you know what I have I have a better idea actually I can go to the Hy pixel Discord cuz there’s always Sky Block players on there in like the voice channels and I can just ask someone to like join my thing hello I have an insane business proposal okay no do you have gifts though or no no I have an insane business proposal basically you pay me a sum of money or like in-game money like Sky Block to join the program and then you you earn money by recruiting other members who also pay you a sum percentage of that sum goes to me and the rest goes to you pyramid ass scheme pyramid pyramid scheme what we wish to reiterate that it is not a pyramid scheme perfectly profitable pyramid scheme is profitable yes well we never said who it is profitable for we just said it’s profitable I want to Su my te down your throat oh well that’s um is that a yes yeah I’ll join man I’ll join I’m in I’m in how old are you L bro how old are you L bro 46 yeah you sound a day over 12 okay we we we got someone I I I think I I think that was a yes it might have then [Music]