Insane Minecraft Trolling: JJ & Mikey vs TV Woman Santa

Hey everybody my name is JJ Mikey and I decided to play soccer in the winter doing it in the winter is so stupid you know this game is played in the summer when there is no snow just kick the ball into the goal and that’s it stop whining

Mikey and if I slip and fall what would you say then I’ll just laugh at you come on throw me the ball then step away from the gate it’ll make it easier for me to hit the ball kick the ball already I have to protect my goal you don’t know

How to play soccer catch the ball Mike now I’m going to play like Ronaldo oh my God haha your throws are so bad you don’t even know why you stand at your goal in soccer hey kids what are you doing here oh Mommy Daddy hi we’re playing soccer actually JJ doesn’t play

By the rules you know I don’t really care about your games Santa Claus will be here soon we all need to get ready for him actually there’s no such thing as Santa Claus only little kids believe that and we’re all grown up and smart we don’t believe that you’re still small

And stupid get home now you’re you’re making cookies for Santa Claus no one’s going to eat them he doesn’t exist and it was our parents who gave us the gifts all along shut your mouths and go home if you don’t I’ll punish you yeah our parents are really weird they just want

To keep thinking we’re little kids but we’ve understood everything for a long time I don’t want to make any cookies at all hey Mom Dad you’ve got to prove Santa’s real haha we’re not going to prove anything to you then what do you want from us go to the kitchen and make

Christmas cookies you have to make a whole ton of cookies a whole ton are you crazy they’ve really lost their minds while you’re making dumb cookies for dumb Santa we’ll be out and about having fun ha that’s not cool at all JJ we’re still kids help us in the kitchen don’t

Leave us bye-bye losers you know Mikey they like to make fun of us and these are our parents it’s like they’re the bullies at school all right JJ time to make cookies where do we keep all the ingredients for these my mom usually keeps it all in the top lockers and we

Can bake cookies in our oven well it’s not going to be hard to cook for us Mikey I AG agree I molded a piece of dough threw on some flour and threw it in the oven and Santa’s going to eat it somehow ha yeah Mikey we’re going to

Have the world’s worst cookies 2 hours later okay friends we made some really bad cookies who wants to eat them write about it in the comments hey Mikey you want to try these awful cookies they’re so Brown it’s like someone’s poop oh I’m not eating it let Santa choke on those

Funnies this is going to be fun by the way Nik let’s make these cookies even worse and what you want we’re going to put laxatives in these cookies Santa Claus is going to poop while he’s eating these cookies that’s a good idea JJ I know just where my parents are hiding

That laxative from us cool then run for it faster follow me I’ll show you where it’s all located our parents always hid all the fun stuff in this basement I’m scared to go in there maybe you can find a laxative by yourself no no no no no we’re going in together you little

Chicken hey you’re the little chicken it’s it’s just a little uncomfortable in here the laxatives are in here parents think we’ll never find anything in these suitcases I’ve already realized that let’s find what we need and get the hell out of here and here’s our magic potion

We pour it in the cookies and Santa Claus Underpants turn brown serves him right he comes into everyone’s house and eats everyone else’s food this is going to be fun all that’s left is to pour it into our cookies and after that it’s perfect this is the final ingredient like the Cherry

On the cake I’m afraid to imagine how long Santa Claus will poop from this bombastic potion come on come on pour the whole bottle I hate Santa Claus that’s it you can taste these cookies nah thanks I wouldn’t eat that for anything the whole house will be

Covered in poop after these cookies so Santa can just run into the bathroom oh we didn’t think of that at all JJ then we need to make up a joke in the bathroom too oh yeah that’s a genius idea JJ let’s go I have a genius idea to

Make it so Santa Claus can’t poop properly on our toilet what do you want to do when he eats our delicious cookies he’ll have a sudden urge to poop he’ll run to the bathroom do his business in our toilet he won’t suspect a thing yet Dynamite haha that’s so cool but there’s

A mega trap waiting behind him he pulls the lever to flush the poop but accidentally blows up this dynamite Mikey you’re a real genius put that lever over there Santa’s going to be dumb enough not to see the TNT sign this dynamite will blow up that poop filed

Toilet all that species will be in every corner of our house the most important thing is that we don’t get noticed by our parents Santa’s supposed to eat the cookies hi kids are the cookies ready uh yeah but they’re just for Santa well done kids we never doubted you these are

The best cookies ever Santa Claus is sure to be pleased come on let’s go see how you made those cookies we’ve been laboring for a very long time we did everything strictly according to my mom’s best recipe let me eat that yum yum wait wait Dad don’t eat those

They’re cookies for Santa only he can eat them oh I’m so sorry ha honey you are so hungry okay kids you can go rest now you’re doing great it’s done JJ he well we’ll go get some rest then making so many cookies is not easy you know I

Promise I won’t eat them huh I think our dad can be trusted let’s go watch cartoons we’ve done enough for Santa Claus I’m proud of you kids you’re good you guys are awesome kids and remember we forbid you to touch that cookies we’ve gone to too much trouble to have

You eat them don’t you ever touch that that’s it they’re definitely not going to eat them I wouldn’t want my mom to explode sitting on the toilet ha wait there’s no such thing as Santa Claus then who’s going to eat our cookies I don’t know maybe they’ll hire some actor

Off the street I don’t care about that there’s still a lot of waiting to do before Christmas night I suggest we spend all that time on cartoons good idea Mikey and I continue to play with our toys and wait for Santa to try out our trick I can already feel how much

Fun we’re going to have with this JJ look at look at the time it’s almost midnight grab a toy soon and let’s go on the attack can you hear me Mikey I’m telling you about the time and you keep talking about your toys it’s almost midnight so it’s going to be fun soon

Then it won’t be long before Santa comes and finds out what kids pranks are the main thing is to play and not let it show guys look what time it is Santa will be here soon we saw it Mikey and I can’t wait for him already let’s go

Downstairs and get ready and we’ll welcome a guest together we don’t mind we’re good to go good for you guys for not arguing why should we argue we’d be happy to have Santa come to us we can’t miss it JJ come on it’s true it’s a once- in a-lifetime thing is Santa

Really coming cuz Mikey and I are worried of course he will Santa would never forget about you of course he wouldn’t forget or how could he miss such a surprise from us and you know how to say the right words in these situations Mikey so parents when is our

Favorite Santa coming then they didn’t believe now they expect the most your Santa will be here any minute now just you wait we’re waiting for it there’s Santa wow he really came to us with presents what are you all standing around looking at let’s go open the door

I agree with Dad let’s go or Santa will be gone all right children let’s go unveil Our Guest come on Mikey I’m excited to see what presents Santa will bring us all right kids I’m opening up hey guys is this where the kids live who are waiting for me with presents wow I

Thought we were getting a grandpa with a beard Santa himself couldn’t come I’m his daughter and I’m filling in for him great we’ve been waiting all day for you to visit come on let’s get in the hall I can’t wait to give Santa presents it’s true we have a little surprise for her

Before you make me feel good I’ll make you a present first that’s great they have been waiting so long for you with your gifts it’s true we can’t wait to see what you have in store for us I think you’ll like it sure give us presents already here you go it’s your

Present I was told you were on your best behavior thank you so much I’m very happy and I’ve been on my best behavior this year too I know that’s why I got you a present Mikey here you go wow really I thought this was all a joke and

There was no gift I’m Santa’s real daughter and I know what kind of gift you wanted that’s great thank you so much okay wait since we got presents now we want to give you a present too is that true what is it of course it’s true we don’t cheat the livers there are

Really good thank you so much especially since I really love homemade cookies now Mikey this is going to be fun you’re welcome to eat we don’t care eat all you want it’s delicious you’re so kind kids I’d love to eat them our children have worked very hard for you so really don’t

Be shy yeah eat it all up you’ll lick your fingers now the fun is about to begin how do you like your cookies this is delicious thank you so much oh I’m getting a tummy ache the cookies used to be so good but now they’re apparently

Not for my stomach oh we don’t even know what’s wrong the restroom is right over there if you need it I’m sorry I really need it I’ll run I really need to use the restroom now I apologize again I’ll get back to you quickly what a fun funny

Way she ran and what was that just now we don’t even know why it’s like this we’re going to go check on her it worked out just the way we wanted it to JJ it was great now she’s going to sit there and then it’s going to blow up and it’s

It’s going to be a total laughing stock do you hear that sound we got to run Mikey it’s going to blow what happened out there kids what’s that sound run all of you that was awesome JJ very cool explosion and even the cabin didn’t even break down completely that was so cool

I’m very happy now she’s probably freaking out in there it’s true Mikey only now I think we’re going to get scolded by our parents guys what was that why did our toilet explode what the hell was that all about the parents didn’t even realize anything we were

Just making a joke about this non Santa thing look who’s coming guys I just wanted to flush everything and then there was a sound and an explosion she’s all black and I think she’ll be mad at us for it I really didn’t do anything it just went off on its own you really

Don’t understand anything until now do you we put laxatives in the cookies and then put dynamite in the toilet you’re not thinking with your head at all are you you could have killed me I’ll show you what it means to do that oh no Mikey

I think we got to run don’t you think we should run right now JJ there’s no point in you running I’ll punish you for your shenanigans Anyway it’s morning and do you all know what that means hey hey hey Mikey do you know yes I know that morning means a moment when we can play have fun and do nothing wait what look cartoons uh you’re partly right Mikey but it’s not a

Day off oh I think I see where you’re going with this on a day like this you shouldn’t be happy so morning is when we have to go to school oh that’s right School grab your backpack Mikey we got to go oh are we in such a big hurry yes

Of course but why rush to a place you don’t want to rush to hm uh well Mikey you have such a bad attitude about school that’s why you don’t want to go I have a great attitude about school that’s why I’m rushing in oh you’re awake and already so chipper it’s great

Oh how I wish I was your your backpacks for school oh that’s right it’s way past time to go oh aren’t we going to be late unless you’re a little late but it’s their first day of school I’ve already warned the teacher oh okay let’s go I

Hope we don’t get punished it’s not going to happen let’s go get your father I’m a little scared JJ it’s going to be great hm I hope so and if they try to punish you both I’ll punish them all myself you can count on your father I’ll

Punish them with my mighty hand oh so you can worry about nothing and go uh okay uh we’ll help you if you need it nice Mikey you ready I’m just Mega ready JJ I don’t like school but I think it’s going to be really cool and interesting

That’s the spirit I’m jealous how did you feel on the first day of school I can honestly say that I feel extremely excited right in the comments all right I’ll finally here yeah JJ what are you always doing Alone by the car well I’m just talking to myself it’s starting to

Bother me don’t do that but Dad but Daddy no no and no I’m not buying you a Lego toilet don’t even ask but it’s so cool oh what kind of generation is this that their toilets have become cool you better check out this school it’s clearly cooler well we

Should get going yes but first we have to give the kids to the teacher our first day at this big school wow I’m excited aren’t you Mikey I’m rather waiting for the action to start not this snot oh wow your teacher should be here soon it will show you the school the

Classroom where you will learn and more I hope I get to see the pantry uh oh there’s your teacher oh oh you’re finally here I’ve been waiting for all of you hi hello nice to meet you I called you she looks so beautiful uh okay yes all that’s left is to show your

Kids the school good luck to you both good luck yay thank you well it’s time for us all to go our separate ways I can’t wait to see the school when are we going to go look at everything I’m getting tired let’s go all right let’s go inside the school yay we’re finally

Going to school I’m so excited say goodbye to Mom and Dad my darlings I love you bye Mom have a good school day bye dad we’ll be coming for you soon bye-bye I will miss you very much and look forward to seeing you so what’s

Your name my name is JJ and his name is Mikey wonderful just call me teacher okay okay TV teacher tvom teacher no TV teacher sounds easier okay JJ so what is this place this is the lobby wow oh and there are vending machines with goodies

In them cool what’s in there oh it’s a lyan subscribe sounds great yes this is the classroom oh my god let’s keep moving they teach kids to put likes and subscribe to the channel huh nice and this is our library be quiet here so you don’t disturb others from studying wow

There must be some very smart people sitting here uh well yeah especially that pumped up guy he’s definitely smart are the Pumped up ones stupid well let’s move on no they aren’t stupid so now we’ll go to the top what’s in there that’s where the dining room is wow so

Why aren’t they stupid they just have big muscles and that makes it hard for them to hold books oh I didn’t even think of something like that there’s a picture of our school’s founder hanging on the wall here oh my God please respect his personality wait why well he

Did a lot of things for the school like he made it mandatory to have a snack between breakfast and lunch wow this is a really useful and tasty new addition this is the dining room as you can see there’s a huge variety oh my God and you

Can go eat at any time before class is over cool I promise you that I will spend 100% of all my free time here huh just don’t forget to study if you don’t study you won’t eat either yes yes that’s right next we have an equally

Important room oh the gym wow I really love working out H interesting interesting here you can train participate in sports competitions and much more so this is the place for me I love biking too by the way it’s a sport gym visits aren’t mandatory but I think

You’ll have a great time here that’s right I’d at least go throw the ball in the hoop or pull a barbell right now H I want to ride my bike uh well let’s move on come on Mikey okay okay where do we go now next we’ll go to the classroom

Where you’ll be learning cool Ah that’s that’s not what I’m worried about Where’s the restroom Mikey that’s not a very valid question uh how do you get to the restroom follow me now that sounded so much better oh H it’s just that before your words sounded like you were

Interested in everything except studying so the most interesting place for Mikey is right here oh yeah bad impression we share a restroom for both boys and girls so keep it clean uh okay no problem great I’m not responsible for me oh my God so this is where you can leave your

Personal belongings and textbooks very convenient and this is the class you’ll be in oh I want to get in there already Yes I wonder what’s in there then stop by and take any available seats okay okay nice so this is the classroom this is where you’ll be spending most of your

School time looks good I like it all of your classes will also be held here and right now is the very first lesson for you about caring for animals oh take your seats oh my god wow I love animals yeah but before I start hearing about

Animals I want to take a little bite of this banana oh what I can’t study on an empty stomach can I Mikey you can’t do that JJ I’m really hungry Mikey yum yum yum yum oh that was the best banana I’ve ever had in my life oh my God now we can

Learn Mikey take out your trash don’t worry JJ no one will even notice oh my nerves are shot all right let’s go oh JJ here comes that moment when we’ll just sit back and listen to the world’s information wow yeah let’s hear what the teacher has to say already and before we

Start I’ll have some tea 2 hours later all right kids you don’t know how to do anything at all you can’t read you can’t count you can’t do anything boring yeah Mikey I can’t listen to her when is it time to go home today we’re going to

Learn the alphabet I hope you can do that maybe oh my God it’s the scabi toilet again what’s up kids want to have some fun I’ll give you a party what does he want to do school is bad I hate scho how did the security guard let him

Through I hate that teacher too he looks like some kind of criminal or mugger in a balaclava what are you teaching letters you better learn how to rob and steal you don’t know how to do that you’re so stupid I’ll be your teacher there I am let the fun begin no one’s

Going to babysit you JJ she’s gotten kind of mean I don’t like it she’s got that scabi toilet stuck to her all right kids you’re all being held hostage everyone stay in your seats no one is allowed to stand up you got me you’re all under my control Mikey we’re being

Held hostage oh my God am I being held hostage what are you talking about I’m going to tell my mom and you’ll be fired you’re not my boss bye-bye look she’s getting away stop right there you stupid little girl I’ll get you ouch haha Mikey she fell on your banana oh that’s great

It’s like a cartoon everyone stay where you are I’ll find out who’s littering in the meantime I’m going to find that little girl you can’t run far you stupid little school girl I’ll find you Mikey it’s going to be a long time that’s hilarious while she’s chasing her we

Need to come up with some more Mischief a banana peel is just not serious enough what else can we do for her I don’t know Mikey think of something oh I got it we could put laxatives in her mug she’ll drink it and poop a lot she’ll be on the

Toilet all day Mikey that’s Genius of course it’s genius because I’m a genius myself the instructions say to add a couple drops we’re going to pour out the whole bottle of laxatives here’s the laxative itself wo Mikey where did you get that I stole this from the medicine

Drawer at our house Mom and Dad don’t need it but the teacher does okay pour the whole bottle out nothing’s too good for our favorite teacher it’d be cool if she didn’t make it to the bathroom that would be fun Mikey I don’t even know who’s angrier you the teacher of course

I’m angrier I’m the meanest little TV in the world especially since she took us hostage it’s just Revenge we’ll just have to wait and see oh the teacher’s back already what why aren’t you two in your seats I told you to sit at your desks have you forgotten I’m holding you

H you stupid green TV you’re really pissing me off I’m so sorry I’ll throw you out the window I’ll beat you unconscious hey stop it stupid little kids I hate you we’re quickly seated in their seats you’re making me so nervous you’re making me crazy oh Mikey she’s

Really mean we just have to wait for her to drink her tea that goes for everyone everyone stay where you are you all belong to me now she’s going to drink my laxative yeah get your mug already your parents have to bring you the money so

They can take you away do you understand you’re not going anywhere she took the tea she’s drinking it she’s going to poop oh that’s some weird tea they’re making here what are they steep it with uh I don’t feel so good I feel sick oh

God my stomach hurts ow ow ow here we go okay kids I have some very important business to attend to I’ll be back soon Oregon maybe not so soon everyone stay where you are this is an order oh my God I’m going to poop my pants JJ that’s so

Funny to me this is the best prank ever she’s about to poop all over the bathroom walls it’s real she must have left a brown trail behind her that’s for sure let’s go we’ll make fun of her some more come on Mikey let’s make sure the other teachers don’t see us I don’t

Think we’ll be seen as long as there are classes going on all over the school no one will see us and there’s her bathroom yeah she’s going to be here a long time open it quickly it smells like poop all over the school and here’s another prank

For me what Mikey it’s a grenade yeah a grenade a real one take it and throw it in the toilet it’ll make a big brown explosion to the bathroom yeah the bathroom all the poop’s going to be all over the room come on JJ throw it catch

The joke stupid teacher oh my God Mikey there’s poop all over just like we wanted yeah JJ I wouldn’t want to be in the bathroom right now that’s so funny she’s about to run out of the bathroom screaming that’s for scolding me and you you have to be kind people that way you

Won’t be covered in poop from head to toe no no no I don’t want any of this it’s a poop School banana peels pooping I’m out of here oops looks like we chased the toilet scabi out of our teacher he couldn’t handle our hardcore pranks what’s going to happen to the old

Teacher uh I don’t know oh kids why aren’t you in class you’re supposed to be in your seats there hasn’t been a call yet teacher why aren’t you in class I’m feeling really pooped out I went to the bathroom pooped all over the walls I don’t really remember how I got here the

Last thing I remember is some toilet jumping on my back and then my mind goes blank whoo already ringing Mikey we got to go home teacher your class was the last one can we go now yeah go home already I have to go change my clothes I

Smell so bad I don’t want to see you again today bye-bye bye-bye JJ it was really a very funny school day let’s go home now yeah Mikey let’s go home already it was really fun going to school you’re right I wish every day could be this

I am in an orphanage since I don’t have parents and this is my brother Mikey I don’t understand why you’re so cheerful because Christmas is coming we’re in an orphanage without parents and those idiots are still excited about some stupid Christmas tree how am I supposed

To cheer you up I’d be happy for my new parents yes new parents would be a nice Christmas present I’m too sad without my parents JJ but it’s still worth it to rejoice in the little things during such difficult times in life you should learn

From them how to have fun the only thing that would make me happy is a little Christmas present no one has given me a gift in years don’t worry I hear there are enough gifts for all the kids in this orphanage this year that’s good

Last year I was last in line and didn’t get a gift for me huh you’re such a loser Mikey oh look there’s new parents coming in to adopt that girl she’s a very lucky kid do you want to live with us you’ll live in the basement you’ll

Like it for sure ew living in a basement is not cool I’m so jealous of her oh my God are you crying again oh my God we’re going to be adopted someday don’t be so desperate Mikey let’s go to our room you need to calm down I don’t want to calm

Down well you can cry all you want just do it in your room otherwise we’ll be punished again if it’s any consolation I can give you my Christmas present when I get it I want all the presents under the tree no Mikey this is too much even for

You you’ve got a lot of nerve I see nobody’s giving you all the presents you know I’m not giving you my present either oh my God the next day you know JJ I’m not in the Christmas mood I was in last year because you cried all the

Moods out last day Mikey look outside it’s winter it’s snowing it’s like Christmas what am I supposed to do with this snow the only reason people love winter is because of Christmas hey Mikey JJ are you busy I’m coming in hurry up and get the presents out from under the

Christmas tree wow presents now stop talking get in line for your presents I still have a line to stand in stop whining Mikey hurry up and get your present and what exactly are we getting it’s all random okay I like it already we might get a really cool gift I’m glad

You’re finally in a good mood Mikey let’s go to our tree there’s a lot of presents every child in this orphanage will be happy oh I love that since there’s a lot of presents I guess I could somehow get two presents instead of one hi kids let’s start sorting out

The presents yay presents wow there’s a whole bunch of those boxes there’s definitely enough for everyone just please don’t take more than one gift okay all right no of course not okay teacher okay quiet everybody get in line no crowding we need to take first place

So no one steals our present oh ow a don’t push yeah why are you pushing because there’s never enough presents for everyone shut up well these kids are rude these days I can tell they’re already starting to sort through the presents there oh my God we might not

Get ours in time they said there were a lot of gifts don’t worry about it I don’t like the whole thing anyway wait a little while and we’ll get your present wow I got such a cool gift thank you so much and here’s my present there’s not

Enough present left and now it’s our turn I got the last present you guys are such losers seriously no more presents what about us there was a whole bunch of boxes our present was stolen we’ll have to ask the teacher hey I’m sorry but we didn’t have enough presents it’s all

Gone how did this happen everyone just sorted out all the presents we didn’t get anything uh-oh looks like you guys didn’t have any presents are you stupid we just told you that it’s okay kids you can get your gift for next year no need to worry what we have to wait another

Year aren’t you guys crazy Maybe you’ve been misbehaving so you didn’t get a present next time be good children bye-bye losers uh you heard that she called us losers that’s horrible some freak stole our present they stole two presents and no one saw it Oh my God and

Then you started crying again what if I cry too are you going to make me feel better I don’t think so you don’t need this gift they’re giving you some stupid little toy for a baby and we’re grown-ups we can do without unnecessary gifts and I want that present I don’t

Want to anymore can take a gift away from some weak kid sounds like a good plan to me uh or we could write a letter to Santa Claus and ask him for a present this is the person who will definitely give the gift H sounds smart I agree

Let’s write him a letter it’s not cool to live without a gift okay but you’re the writer I have terrible handwriting no let you write it you’re going to write it Santa wouldn’t understand that 5 minutes later well the Letter’s ready now you can mail it where are we going

To send this letter we’re going to write Santa Claus on the address um I hadn’t thought of that what are we supposed to do then you just throw the letter in the air I’m sure he’ll find it and read it sounds like a solid ingenius plan JJ

Okay I’ll Trust you as a professional mailman fly letter fly to Santa Claus and bring us lots of presents it’s spinning strangely fly where you belong stupid letter hey don’t insult the letter it’s supposed to bring us presents forgive my stupid brother uh what are you talking about letters don’t

Have feelings it’s just a piece of paper it’ll still get to Santa Claus you still have to be a little kinder to everything around you I’ll be mad at everyone because everyone treats me badly maybe it’s time to change then everyone will treat you better Mikey maybe you’re right Okay hello I’m Santa’s secretary he’s on vacation I’m working for him okay I’ll have a french fry two Big Macs a medium Coke and a sweet and sour sauce I’m sorry but this is safe Santa Claus office not McDonald’s hey chica let’s go meet up then this is the SK Bey toilet

Oh my God bye-bye I’m not giving you any presents hello Santa oops I mean his Deputy I found a letter addressed to Santa Claus since you’re replacing him now it belongs to you I’m busy hey your job is to give gifts get to work fast

Hey I am actually your boss my boss is Santa and you’re just a substitute get to work okay give me your letter already I’ll deliver a gift to this sender who sends paper letters now when there’s email traditionally the letters were handwritten we are obliged to answer it

Okay all right who wrote this Mikey and JJ from the orphanage it’s not easy for kids these days they didn’t get a present that’s terrible I’ll get to work ordering them right away these orphans will not be left without attention or a gift hey you quickly prepare two of the

Coolest gifts ever is that the least you can do and get me some coffee too and hurry up no coffee you insolent secretary I’ll make the best presents Santa Claus’s elves will try to make the children happy this holiday what do you mean no coffee how Brazen elves are

These days now now I know why Santa got tired of working all this time and took a vacation from them they can’t even serve coffee and I got to get to JJ and Mikey’s never done this before a it’s so cold to walk around outside in such a

Short skirt never mind let’s get to work I’ve never delivered my own gifts to my kids and I’m going to fly to them on this sled how am I supposed to drive it I don’t even have a driver’s license I wonder if you need a license to drive a

Reindeer sled maybe not Santa Claus didn’t tell me that oh these reindeer are smart enough to take me on their own I hope they know where we’re going oh my God that’s so high I’m afraid of heights I’d rather go by car no I’m going to be

Sick 3 hours lat at least in this orphanage we are fed properly Yum Yum Yum Yum of course the food here is delicious it would have been better if we had been given a gift hey what are you guys doing here we’re eating don’t disturb us it’s night time outside it’s

Time for you all to go to bed did you even see how dark it got outside NOP we didn’t and if I don’t want to sleep what did you say you cheated us out of our presence I don’t care care at all go to sleep everyone okay okay okay you are so

Mean aren’t you she told you she doesn’t care about us or anything yeah Mikey living in an orphanage is not easy everyone yells at us and Bullies us you two losers you’re also freaks hey that’s already hurtful if I see you awake at this time again I’ll punish you okay

Just don’t insult us you two stinkers go to bed now okay JJ I realized something and what did you realize our kindergarten teacher is crazy she likes to insult us specifically I figured that out a long time ago Mikey uh-oh that’s not nice oh my God there’s a thief in

Our window no I am not a thief I’m Santa’s helper we have to call the police don’t do this please she doesn’t look like a robber I’m not a robber I brought you presents get me out of here already what do you say to that Mikey we’ll help her besides she brought us

Presents finally hurry up my butt’s freezing come on come on come on come on come on ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow you’re hurting me wait there’s got to be another way we can push you from behind oh no this is a bad idea pull yourself

Up okay let’s move on I I I I I I I that wasn’t easy thank you kid you could just come in the front door they wouldn’t let me in dressed like that I have no idea why okay I’m here for a reason I have a

Present for you you wrote a letter to Santa Claus but he’s on vacation here are your presents wow they found our letter after all such big presents the other children were given small boxes thank you so much lady Santa thank you you are so cool oh what cute babies

Giving gifts turns out to be so nice I hope you enjoyed it yes of course of course the giveaways are Mega cool thank you that’s great then I must get on with my work back out the window H out the window probably not I’ll go through the

Door I hope no one sees me all right good luck everybody Merry Christmas Merry Christmas to you too I hope you behaved well this year and will behave the same way next year bye-bye sweet babies bye-bye Mrs Santa bye-bye thanks for the gifts you see Mikey now we have

Some super cool gifts I can see that I should have whined and been such a bad boy all this year now I’m I’m going to be on my best behavior so I’ll definitely get more presents next time that’s right Mikey but the greatest gift of all is having you around JJ is my

Dearest brother oh I love you Mikey today we are walking with Mikey on the new playground how’s the new playground treating you you like it everything here is so new and cool I would never get off this swing haha and you still love the swings too there are so many other fun

Things to do here too it’s not interesting and you can’t play properly because of the snow there’s always something in the way of a bad dancer Mikey nothing gets in my way because I’m cool let’s go for a walk in the village I’d rather stay here better because it’s

Not that far from home hey JJ check it out something’s going on over there what is it wow it’s Santa carrying a Christmas tree for our village what a big and beautiful Christmas tree I don’t like it you’re never satisfied the tree is gorgeous look how beautifully

Decorated it is how many toys are on it it really is huge the female Santa herself is not unnoticed she is very beautiful what do you say Mikey she’s just great I’d like to get to know her better and maybe even had dinner with her you can’t say that about Santa I

Didn’t see her have a Santa beard so it’s just a pretty girl in that costume now what are you suggesting let’s follow her and see where she lives I don’t think it’s a good idea though you never think of others I wonder how such a fragile girl brought such a huge

Christmas tree all by herself maybe she has magical powers that allowed her to do it there is no such thing as magic JJ well that means you’re not getting a Christmas present keep up or we’ll lose sight of her I still think it’s not okay

To follow a girl don’t be a bore JJ look here she comes what a beautiful day it is I could walk all day well you’re right she is very pretty and now we know where she lives what’s that information going to do for you you’re not going to

Go peeping on her what else could it be what do you mean we’re not going to her house we’ll just go in and take a look that’s not okay Mikey you can’t go in into someone else’s house we’ll go in quietly and come out quickly I wouldn’t

Want to get involved but my curiosity takes over that’s weird the door won’t open it’s really not opening what are we supposed to do now the door’s locked from the back we can’t get in from here why don’t we try again we can stand here all day and nothing will change the door

Is locked so now I won’t be able to see this beautiful girl apparently it’s not our day we can’t get in but I don’t want to give up it’s an impregnable Fortress any Fortress can be stormed and I just had an idea I don’t like it anymore

It’ll be fine we’ll get there over the top you do realize it’s dangerous at the very least come on it’s the best thing to do I’m against it I guarantee you it’s a 100% chance of getting into her house this looks extremely unsafe there’s nothing wrong with that there’s

Even a sign warning that it’s dangerous they write a lot of things on fences too I suggest you reconsider doing it before it’s too late nothing will make me change my mind I’ll do what I’m going to do I think it’s best to to call an ambulance beforehand I’ve done this a

Thousand times follow me I don’t like the whole thing no one will even see us here so stop being distracted it’s like someone’s in the room what is it it’s her she’s walking around her house let’s watch her carefully how beautiful she is I think we’re doing the wrong thing by

Watching her watch in silence don’t distract me but it’s not nice Mikey but you just can’t take your eyes off her that’s what I’m talking about and we have a chance to get an even closer look at her all right fine let’s try to do what you have in mind that’s better I

Don’t know why it took me so long to talk you into this let’s get up on that roof of yours already and try to get things done here we are upstairs you were just more afraid let’s keep going all right let’s do it hope it’s not as

Dangerous as going up on the roof look at the view from here you can’t argue with that you can see the whole village from here now all we have to do is go down what are you talking about jump down the chimney no no absolutely not

I’m not doing this but why because it’s very dangerous and not practical come on JJ J let’s go no you can’t talk me stop messing up my plans you and I are going downstairs right now I’m not jumping in there I value my life for stupid injuries like that then I’ll tell you

Later what I got to see you’re going to do it yeah and there’s nothing stopping me maybe we should reconsider Mikey stop badhead are you okay Mikey answer me is something wrong why are you yelling JJ it’s okay come here I don’t want to stop crying come down all right let’s give it

A shot alop there you go and you were worried it was a little scary so what’s interesting here I haven’t looked at anything yet but it’s not here then we need to see the rooms all right let’s go look for her then she’s got to be home somewhere what a beautiful spacious room

But it’s not here let’s take a look on the first floor then you think she’ll be there well we don’t have any other choice right now anyway you’re right let’s look on another floor we just have to be quiet and careful we can’t be seen well thought I’d say this but I agree

With you it sounded even a little hurtful look at at the renovations the kitchen is huge the house is really big and beautiful but she’s nowhere to be found maybe she’s gone somewhere and that’s why she’s not home but when we went upstairs we saw her home I think we

Found her where she was hiding looks like we’re about to have our long awaited meeting with her oh what a relief I haven’t felt so light in a long time looks like there are squirrels whoo wao who are you guys hello we’re your neighbors you came here to rob me or

Kidnap me we’ve come to meet you then why don’t I know you’re in my house we came in a little your door how did you end up in my house we came in through the chimney chimney so you broke into my house without my permission we apologize

We didn’t mean to scare you how dare you you robbers get out of my house now we better get out of here Mikey before we get in trouble why are you still here should I call the police JJ let’s get out of here she’s crazy yeah let’s get

Out of here as fast as we can and I don’t want to see you 10 m from my house again that’s it that’s it we’re leaving sorry for scaring you you’ve lost your fear you stupid maniacs yeah Mikey this is quite an adventure apparently she

Won’t want to talk to us now and it’s all your fault you came up with such a 100% plan don’t blame it on me it took you a long time to do it and now it’s my fault too come on don’t be so hot let’s

Go to your place and play the new GTA huh it’s not that interesting anymore let’s go play on the computer only I’ll be playing first get home ahead of me first easy how dare they sneak into my house so much for wandering around and if anything was stolen I got out just in

Time well I’ll close the door and they’ll never get into my house again how did they even come up with that idea they had to climb up on the roof and get into the house through the chimney I think they’d make a good Santa though why else would I be praising them I

Should have called the police I wish I hadn’t slipped what motive could they have for that that’s okay I’ll do it now and I’ll never see them again I have to walk carefully I don’t want to fall okay I think the chimney starts here somewhere I need to nail it up real

Tight so they can’t take it apart there’s no way they can get to me time to get to work okay I’m going to nail this one here I’m going to nail this one here and then I’m all set that’s great now I can sleep easy knowing no one’s

Breaking in now we can go home I’m so glad I made it through this 3 hours later hi again we’ve been playing GTA for hours and Mikey still can’t get off the computer I’m not even going to stop playing I didn’t need to build such a powerful computer there’s no getting you

Away from it well what else do you suggest we do why don’t we turn off the game and go outside I don’t want to go for a walk there’s too much snow we’re not just going for a walk but I suggest we sneak into our wonderful friend’s house one more time

So why didn’t you say anything of course I’d go along with a scam like that it was fun to create Intrigue for you you’re crafty JJ you know how to get me out of the house I’ve known you for days let’s visit her again then keep up with

Me so shall we do our home invasion trick again today of course I’m the one who called you I’m more confident about climbing on that roof now then keep up with me I’m much better at this than you are anyway that’s because you climbed that ladder earlier it’s all just

Excuses JJ let’s get in the chimney already I hope she doesn’t think we’ll go back to her place and wait for us I think so too let’s give her an incredible surprise she seems to have prepared for our arrival indeed and nailed it so tightly that it won’t break

I don’t think we have a chance of getting in through the chimney she doesn’t want to be visited again but we’ll figure something out and what suggestions do you have have you thought of anything yet not yet give me some time engage your brain you’re a pro at

These ideas you’re right I already have an idea what is it that you can’t keep your emotions in check now you’re about to find out the key is to act fast so no one sees us sounds like a bank robbery my plan is something like this oh I

Don’t like it but I’m in come on down come on what’s your brilliant plan and it’s simple if you can’t get to the Fortress by air you have to do it underground and this sounds really really interesting okay let’s try to pull this off jump after me there’s

Water I think I figured out what that water is and where it came from you you you that’s disgusting and gross I understand your frustration this place stinks worse than the dump but it’s a Sure Fire way to get in the house I promise you okay well I really don’t

Want to meet any Ninja Turtles here now that’s even funnier well I was trying to make a good joke here we are I told you it was a 100% plan we’re really getting close to the hatch leading into the house well then we need to get up there

And reconter come on look out and see what’s out there it’s clean and uncluttered and by the way we got the best room what kind of room is that come up and see for yourself then move over and stay out of my way that’s it welcome

To the bathroom wow we really lucked out with the room let’s have a little look around I’m all for it it’s the best room ever look at all the fun stuff in here and the hot tub yeah I’d blow bubbles in it what’s that sound looks like someone’s headed this way we need

Somewhere to hide as soon as possible let’s hide behind this shower curtain come on only we need to sit as quietly as possible and not make a single sound I’ll try to sit very quietly counting on you Mikey she’s very close oh I’m so sick right now I

Shouldn’t have gotten shaa from that suspicious stall I’m going to have to run to the bathroom as fast as I can to avoid embarrassing myself there you are my good it’s so good to see you woo I made it we’re too close we don’t want

Her to know we’re here but we can hear and feel that she’s here we have to keep a low profile or she’ll see us and we’ll be in trouble and she’s probably getting ready to go to the hot tub be quiet Mikey I’m so relieved right now what’s

That sound where is it coming from I think it’s coming from outside the shower stall Mikey shut up why are you laughing so loud we seem to have some problems JJ oh my God we didn’t set us up and we had nothing to do with it what

Are you doing here I kicked you out we’re just sleepwalking it’s the truth we woke up here you expect me to believe that that’s the stupid thing I’ve ever heard what are you talking about I studied karate for a reason Kia no not my eyes I need

Them today as usual we woke up early in the morning to go to school we should see what time it is and wake Mikey up oh my God we’re already late we’re half an hour away from the Bell how could we have overslept like that Mikey get up

Quick we got to get out of here soon if we don’t get out now we’ll be late again come on get up why are you waking me and you look at the time and think about why I’m waking you up so what’s the time wow half an hour till the Bell Rings that’s

Why I’m waking you up let’s get ready and go to school since we’re late anyway why don’t we watch cartoons before we go on the other hand I agree with you especially since I don’t really want to go there anyway let’s see a little bit you’re a badass JJ besides how could you

And I miss our favorite cartoon what are you guys watching cartoons oh no it’s the parents coming we have to turn it off before they see it saw what you were doing why aren’t you in school yet you’re already late how can you do that you’re late every time you have half an

Hour to get to school we know Mom but we really overslept today we’re sorry maybe you can drive us today so we won’t be so late well by the way it’s a good idea to do that especially since you and I have a free day today see how great

Everything turned out let’s go quickly let’s not waste time in the end because we overslept we would make it to school in Comfort yeah that’s exactly how it works it’s not for nothing that people say that every everything that is not done is done for the best we won’t

Always be able to save you like this so you guys don’t think like that all right then the main thing is that everything turned out great today it’s true we’ll make a quick Breezy ride today but you guys don’t do that again we’ll fight next time we’ve already realized our

Mistake it won’t happen again we really hope so although personally I’d love to do that every day to get us a ride it’s true much faster and better to get there by car than walking how do you guys get to school be sure to post in the

Comments ments and it’s time for us to go to school all right Dad step on the gas and let’s go learn I’m doing it we have to go fast so you won’t be late drive carefully all right guys we’re here let’s get out and run to class okay

Thank you so much for driving us have a good day at school well Mikey here we are again did you miss this to be honest not really but on the other hand it can be fun too there’s some truth to that you’ll have plenty of time to talk now

Run to school or they’ll give you a warning and we’ll go home and wait for you there after school we really got to run Mikey have a good day study hard see you guys you have a good day too bye bye lucky us Mikey and our parents although

They are a bit strict they are also very kind I agree with that too let’s get to school already we’re already late for sure now to listen again about us being late not wanting to study and the like but we’re a school you can have a lot of

Fun here too this is where I agree with you look at this I can’t help but remind our viewers what they have to do to please us it’s true we will be very happy if you follow the instructions written on the board all right well it’s time to go we’re stopping everywhere

We’ll never make it to class it’s true I wish we hadn’t I don’t want to go there oh come on we’ll sit we’ll study we’ll have fun we’ll have a good time all right let’s go sit down I hope the teacher doesn’t say anything to us so

You two you’re late again how long have you been late do you need to be punished so you don’t do it again I told you this would happen I’ve told you 20 times about the tardiness of every well we just overslept today I don’t care why

You’re doing it I’m very angry with you get back to your desk quickly and don’t disrupt the class sit and listen to what I’m telling here it will be done that’s what I thought it would be you’ve ruined our mood let’s not pay attention to her

We’ll just sit here and go home later and rightly so especially since worrying about the teacher is nonsense today we have already started discussing our new challenging lesson topic let her tell us what he wants and we’ll decide for ourselves whether to listen or not there’s really nothing complicated here

But it’s better to understand it all at once 5 minutes later we still sit and listen to the most educational things in our lives it’s true she’s a very boring Storyteller and in general I’m bored just sitting there let’s have a riot it’ll be so much fun but the teacher

Will scold us badly all right at least you and I will have fun in the moment let’s jump on the table Mikey you’re crazy get off the desk what are you doing you know what I’ll back you up I’m going to jump up and down and have fun

Too look everyone’s starting to follow our lead look at the look on the teacher’s face this is really fun what have you done why did you do that the two of you riting in the middle of class no we just got bored that’s all I will remember your attitude toward me and my

Lesson let her say whatever she wants but look how cool it looks from the outside it’s true I told you it was a great idea to make class more fun now we can do anything jump from desk to desk talking and having fun this is the kind

Of class every child would love to go to and we’re going to be running everyone now if we want to we’ll come up with new things for all of us to do it’s true you made our day more fun Mikey even though we’re going to get in trouble for it

Later we’re going to have fun now let’s not look into the future maybe she’ll realize the lessons are boring and thank us let’s believe in him but now we’re jumping oh my God I’m so annoyed with all these students I hate them so much why are they behaving so badly they’re

So disrespectful to me it hurts my feelings if they don’t care about my feelings I don’t care about theirs I have to make them suffer they’ll realize they woke the Beast and me for nothing law and discipline will be restored to this school it’s time for severe punishments to prevent them from

Escaping Justice I must brick up the doors to the school that’s it now no mouse will go out and enter this strictest School in the world and most of all I hate JJ and Mikey they started all this chaos my wrath will fall on them first he he JJ we’re the coolest guys

Ever oh yeah now this class can be called beautiful these drawings are just wonderful I wish the whole school was covered in our graffiti and the coolest part is that the whole thing was organized by us Mikey we’re in charge yeah JJ and no teacher is going to

Distract us from our teenage activities everybody out of the classroom now oh my God the old chick’s here time to get out of here Mikey yeah it’s time to get out everybody get out now I’ll kill the last two students uh I think she’s lost her

Mind go go go go go go all right teacher it was JJ and Mikey who made us do it hey shut up you tattletail oh my god JJ we’re the last two students in the class here comes the dumbest of the pack hey what do you want to do JJ she said she

Was going to kill the last two students oh my God Mikey is at the end come here you little bullies hey don’t touch Us JJ don’t get too close to her come here you stupid and disobedient student Mikey what do we do we need to get away from

This stupid school you’re not going anywhere from me ha we fooled you easily now we’ll just run out of the classroom and go to our homes you’re so stupid Oh my God JJ we’re in trouble she’s bricked up all the doors uh-oh what do we do now

Now the two of you are trapped there’s no way you’re getting out of my school JJ she’s going to kill us there’s no way out uh it’s time to give up now you’re in for a terrifying punishment for the two of you oh no we’re going to be here

Forever Mikey oh no are you crying that’s it it’s all your fault what am I supposed to do with you forgive me and Mikey for everything otherwise he’s going to keep crying okay I’ll forgive you if you do a complete classroom cleanup it’s very dirty in there I don’t

Care here’s your mops your punishment will be to clean up the classroom M that’s not cool at all I don’t know how to clean it all my mom cleaned everything for me me too I don’t know how to use a mop at all two stupid whiners quickly started cleaning up the

Classroom it’s impossible to be in there after you well let’s go try to clean it up I don’t know if we can do it my goodness we’re going to have to clean up after all the students who littered here yeah we’ve got a huge job to do today

Too bad we couldn’t get away from here Escape are you out of your mind you littered here and I’m supposed to clean it up oh yeah it’s no big deal to you get your mops in your hands and start start cleaning up otherwise I’ll make you both cry again hopefully in the

Future you’ll be nothing but lowly janitors like you are now uh actually I’m going to be a cool rapper it’s not awesome to be a janitor at all it’s such a shame to clean up after all your classmates when everyone in the class littered in general I agree with you

Mikey we need to share responsibilities you want me to do all the work I’ll mop the walls and you mop the floor H okay I’m in let’s get started oh we’re going to be here all day we shouldn’t have been bullying our teacher 3 hours later

Well well well looks like all the work is done I’m so tired I’ll never lit her again it’s so tedious to clean up after someone hey Mikey how’s your work going I’m awfully tired JJ all that’s left is to dust these shelves I just want to get

Home and get away from all this horror you don’t have to clean up the dust the whole classroom already looks clean it’s time to go home yeah we’ve worked hard enough time to get out of here I agree with you oh that teacher’s here hey we’re all done H certainly not a perfect

Cleanup but it’s good for begin cleaners hey we’re not going to be janitors in adulthood stop insulting us all right you’re all free to go well done finally we’re going home to rest and watch cartoons don’t Litter like that again and be good kids uh-huh sure we’re going

To be real bullies hello children hi Mom Dad what are you guys doing here we’ve been in extracurricular activities they’re lying they messed up the whole class there was graffiti a bunch of trash and it smelled like piss oh my god did it smell like pee seriously but we

Cleaned up afterward it’s all clean now that huge mess they’re really bad kids hey don’t tell that to our parents oh looks like we’re going to get punished JJ I highly recommend punishing them children a month without cartoons I’m disappointed in you they shouldn’t even be allowed to watch cartoons hey this is

Too much we apologized I can’t survive without cartoons can you even think with your head why are you littering here because we’re bullies mom because you’re idiots Mikey we are so ashamed of our children this is not how we raised you forgive us we cleaned up and we won’t do

It again let’s go home I’ll beat you with my belt oh my God I really don’t like this what are you waiting for you’ll be punished for sure let’s go home yeah Mikey we’ve got a whole bunch more punishment ahead of us he revenge is sweet guys yeah we got outplayed by

The teacher we lost JJ you’re so stupid and I’m the smartest and most cunning teacher in the world cheer up Mikey hey get over here right now stop hiding in there oh they’re getting even angrier we will get revenge on that teacher but not

Today here we go I got another one of my worst test scores what are we going to do JJ you just pay the teacher a couple thousand and she’ll start giving you good grades right away Mikey but where am I going to find so much money oh

You’re so stupid just steal them from the same teacher she’ll be poor and you can help her out oh my God Mikey how long have you been a dangerous Thief oh you don’t become a thief JJ thieves were born to be Thieves okay it doesn’t matter let’s just go home our parents

Must be waiting for us come on I wanted to play board games with my dad that sounds fun oh our parents aren’t home Mikey it’s just our dad dad he’s out with some other woman I’m so drunk actually looks like he’s cheating on our mom maybe it’s just a coworker eek

You’re a wonderful woman hey Dad hello oh my God kids you should be home right now get out of here why are you yelling at us you’re so stupid Oh my God he he what cute little babies these stupid kids don’t listen to me I order you to

Go home if you don’t go I’ll punish you and beat you oh my God I think he’s really mad at us I’m in let’s go home while he’s still kind I hate drunk people ha stupid kids you got are so funny they are really dumb ah they’re

The only ones who are stupid they walk around with their bottles and yell at everyone it looks foolish I agree with you our father is starting to drink again I think we should tell our mom everything no JJ we shouldn’t do that she might get really upset what are we

Supposed to do just wait for Mom to find out it’s a personal matter for our parents let them figure it out for themselves I don’t want to upset my mom anymore okay I’ll keep my mouth closed too way to go JJ at least you agree with

Me on something okay let’s just go home I want to watch my favorite cartoons already why is this fireplace so hard to light oh my God I’m so tired yeah she’s clearly not in the mood to hear such bad news today yeah we better not tell her

Anything it’s all according to our plan just don’t yell so loud about it Mom Hi how are you doing hi Mommy hey kids what I’m not supposed to know from you do you have any secrets tell me and I won’t tell anyone no secrets we just got home

From school and JJ got the worst grade again today that’s the secret oh my God how awful I agree my brother will have to study harder hey I’m sorry I won’t do it again it’s not a big deal guys don’t apologize JJ go to your room and take a

Break from school by the way don’t forget to do your homework for tomorrow I love you kids we love and adore you so much too Mom I totally agree okay we’re done mom if you need any help you call us all right kids you’re so good I can

Handle this fireplace by myself we never doubted you Mom hey Mikey why did you tell me about my grades because she started to suspect that we were hiding something from her okay young Detective let’s watch cartoons already although you know it was a shame that you said

That about me oh come on JJ no one scolded you for that my dad would have grounded me for that 3 hours later ha now that’s real fun Patrick is so stupid you think it’s funny Mikey that’s really cool JJ but really I think someone just turned on two seconds of

This cartoon that we’ve been watching for hours on end what difference does it make I Like It Anyway wo who’s home so late is it really Dad I think so he still hadn’t come home when we got home from school oh let’s go see him he must

Have come in very drunk we can have a good laugh with him it’s bad to laugh at dad but it’s good to laugh at a drunk I hope he doesn’t do anything bad this time what can he do he’ll just burp on the floor and fall asleep in his own

Burps o that sounds disgusting and very funny ha EK ouch hey everybody I’m home daddy’s home from work he’s too drunk this time what did you say you drunken Pig you’re pathetic and you stink oh my God we got to get him up he can’t be on the floor why let it lie

It’s cold let him lie down he’ll freshen up and get up sober mommy Daddy’s home meet the guests oh my God what happened to him did he get in a fight he’s sick no he’s just drunk on beer we should at least get him to the couch we need to

Call an ambulance right now he needs help I think he’s feeling pretty good right now I don’t think so JJ hey what are you guys talking about what ambulance I just wanted to do push-ups and fell down uh that’s not like you sweetie he was clearly out of it shut up

All of you quickly I’m fine he’s so drunk all right you stupid woman quickly make me a meal man is hungry wao that was rude honey why are you insulting me because you’re stupid you piss me off don’t you say that why isn’t dinner on the table quickly go cook something

Delicious hey calm down Mom’s been cleaning and cooking all day looks like he’s too drunk to listen to you hey you kids go to your room now what are you two standing around for hey we didn’t do anything we were just watching cartoons exactly you’re adults and you’re still

Watching stupid cartoons then you’re both just as stupid hey you’re the dumb one why did you make Mikey cry because he’s a stupid little cry baby oh there’s a plate that accidentally broke please forgive me dinner will be ready soon now he’s going to get mad get over here

Please forgive me so I’m working and making money and you just break expensive dishes with my money but it was an accident please forgive me I won’t do it again you will be punished right now oh God you don’t have to do that D you’re hurting me stop oh my God

He knocked out our mom how awful I didn’t think it would happen again with our drunk dad what about you you want a couple punches in the face too n we don’t want that thanks I don’t want to be beaten that’s it I’m the strongest

One here then I’m the right one oh my God where am I why do I have a black eye it’s your fault you behaved badly we got to get out of here don’t leave me with him get out of here both of you he’s going to beat me again it’s good for you

To behave better we’re not going anywhere then I’ll beat you all up got it you freaks oh my God I’m so sick of this please stop you’re really hurting me I’m your wife take that oh my God it’s so good to hit women they never

Fight back that’s not cool at all Dad we better get out of here JJ should we help Mom you can’t help her she must be punished go back to your room help me please huh that feels good what’s wrong with you get out of here okay just don’t

Hit us and what we should do now our dad’s already gone crazy with his drinking we have to do something to calm him down what do you want to do I think he’ll calm down and apologize to his mom soon it happens to him sometimes now we

Just have to sleep and wait for tomorrow okay whatever you say good night JJ I hope everything goes well good night Mikey everything’s going to be all right ouch enough already I’m going to stab you right now oh my God they still haven’t calmed down time to wake up

Mikey hey wake up it’s time to protect mom get up already oh what’s going on our dad still beats mom then let’s go quickly to protect her let’s go I don’t know what we’re going to do but we need to see what’s going on in there for a

Start oh stop talking already otherwise it might be too late what are we going to do to our Angry Dad he’ll beat us up too we can call the police police she’s stronger than our father okay let’s go see what they’re doing first do you want me to put holes in

Your stupid head you’ll look like a Halloween pumpkin oh my God our father’s gone completely insane I don’t want to please don’t do this I want to live I don’t think you do I have another woman why did he confess it to her we should have told her sooner stop crying already

You’re pissing me off with your noises JJ let’s go call the police it’s time for Extreme Measures it’s about time Mikey otherwise he’s going to stab our mom and we’ll never have a good mom again okay I make a call and you talk to a cop you’re better at that hello it’s

The police what’s your problem hello our father is holding our mom hostage he’s also beating her and threatening her with a knife come here quickly this is awful we’re on our way we’ll be there soon I hope they come quickly they said they’d be here soon all we have to do is

Wait the police will calm our stupid crazy daddy down in no time 5 minutes later so everybody out quickly the perpetrator is armed with a knife let’s act professionally there are hostages in the house let’s go I’m going to cut you now God when is he going to sober up our

Police don’t seem to be in much of a hurry it’ll be too late to wait for help this knife is going to end up in your butt I’ve never seen him so crazy and no one will help you everybody hold up police nobody move Put The Knife down

Faster the house is surrounded nobody gets out face down on the floor freak hey I actually live here get out of here the perpetrator has been neutralized here’s to you for everything you’ve done for our mom stupid drunk thank you all for helping us he was going to stab us

All oh my God is that the police I’ve finally been rescued hey everybody the police are coming just in time I hope no one was hurt where’s the criminal there he lies the drunk oh my God he’s drunk we’re the ones who saved everyone with our call all right put him in handcuffs

And take him to jail they’ll teach him how to live peacefully and lawfully there just don’t bring it back we hate him thank you guys so much he wanted to stick his knife in my butt oh my God that must be unpleasant all right guys

Get him up and get him to the car all right get up get in the car you stinking drunk you’re the one who stinks dummy oh you’ll go to jail for an extra 10 years for saying that you idiot go go go go go make sure I never see him again okay

Boss we’ll send him to a prison he’ll never get out of hey I don’t want to go to jail there’s no beer let me go that’s it you broke your windows a little bit but you can fix them yourself that’s okay we’ll fix it thank you so much you

Saved our mom from our evil Dad don’t thank us it’s just our job he’s the cool one bye-bye bye-bye kids and remember don’t drink alcohol when you’re adults okay all the best bye-bye we’re not drinking that thank you kids for calling them I am always happy to help we

Couldn’t watch him bullying you oh kids I love you so much I hope we can easily live without our Daddy won’t he be back in a couple days no he won’t now we’ll live without daddy in such a small and incomplete family uh what’s wrong with

That he beat you and cheated on you with another woman oh he cheated on me then let him rot in that jail house I don’t feel sorry for him huh glad you’re feeling better mom what we’re going to do now you can watch cartoons while I

Fix all these windows oh I like that go to your room and get some rest it’s been a long long day I totally agree we could definitely use a break mom we’ll always protect you if you get in trouble again thank you my sweet Defenders I love you

Now no one’s going to attack mom with a knife unless she finds a new daddy and he drinks too let’s go watch cartoons enough of this JJ let’s have the kids word that we won’t drink alcohol in the future I give you my word kid I won’t drink any alcoholic stuff I’d rather

Watch cartoons than drink beer in the street now that’s the desire of a real grown man I’m proud of you JJ I won’t drink it when I an adult either good job Mikey we’re so cool you and me friends subscribe to our Channel like this video

Will you drink alcohol when you grow up write about it in the comments Bye-bye a