Insane Minecraft UHC Team Kweh Survival! #2

All right guys welcome back to part two episode two of uhc with shogun chocobo and tipping frags oh no that’s a slime and there’s spiders on the surface oh my god choco i’m doing like a really oh my god dude but my thirst is like gone i have to do this

I’m about to get so many negative effects honestly choco i’m going to take the risk of just drinking some dirty water i have to i think it’s worth it dude oh no poison like do you lose hearts no but it didn’t work oh god it has to regenerate you have to

Give it time to regenerate no it’s like it’s like going down down down oh my god i’m in like complete blackness choco all right can i like feed you water uh there’s a slime coming towards me choco i’m on i’m on the side i think i’m no i

Had day time for a second now you know that’s fine i’m coming do you see me i’m gonna find the slime yeah kill it i can’t see anything just don’t take damage it’s fascinating i need to go back it’s too late i know but no i can’t see them i’ve got

Blindness all right uh go left okay i can see you now i can see you i can see you okay okay i feel like this is going to be extremely difficult to do well where’s the cave at joko it’s down there oh my god i need to go with my thing choco

Like i legit i’m saying i can only see if you’re like a block in front of me so freaking freaking holy shrimp okay there’s a spider over there come on i can’t just see me uh yeah we can’t we can’t fight that spider choco we just

Gotta go in the cave and block it off i know we’re we’re going we’re going we’re making our way are you sure pretty sure i hope so chuckle where the fudge is the cave it wasn’t by these trees it wasn’t oh my gosh did you lose the

Interest of the cave choco it was it was near here it was like near the spider i came out the spider was like 20 blocks away from it so it should be right here a freaking blind man who could find him but you can’t get down here like seriously block it

Off i’m just like so done right now with you oh my god like legit blindness can’t find the cave back home joko no blindness can’t find cave oh i’m blind too now yeah it sucks doesn’t did you at least block the cave back up no i did not ah

It’s gonna be a long uhc my friends all right that’s both you know what we should do i think what we should probably make a source of our own water down here yeah you could do that but the thing is we didn’t have iron watch out mining chokers don’t come past me

I’m i’m like down the this is like a legit pointless to even mine when you have fatigue like this like you can’t do anything like stair water get in my body and stare at water i’m getting dizzy from seeing this oh yes weakness mining fatigue nausea it’s all going away it’s beautiful

Oh crap that thirst be regenerating so hot yeah because it was kind of op because in the other uhc you could just legit just scoop up the water with an infinite source and drink it so it’s kind of pointless and you only needed one flask but now they have it so

That yeah you know anyway so thirst regenerate so don’t like spam click it or anything choco yeah i don’t know i am gonna make uh i’m gonna i’m gonna make a couple more furnitures though that have uh bottles of water in them so let me just yeah

You’re fine don’t worry about it just i’m just dropping a cobble on you it’s not big just like i don’t want to give this guy to any more instructions he’s already failed in fighting the base listen you’re doing good it was just it was it was a little bit rough because

You took that follow damage and i was just kind of like facepalm but then i remember the uhc new did a lot worse so he used our gold it’s already exploded i think we’re okay do you want to know what he did with our gold last two hc

Uh is that making gold yeah instead of making golden apples literally literally rob flipped his crap like it was it was unpleasant it was it was very scary it was like it was like my god like what’s going on by the way i’ve got some

More uh water down here if you need okay buddy okay i’m actually i just refilled my thing i’m gonna just take another swig uh before night time gets here we should do that also really need to make armored choko this is really dangerous of us not to be like uh

You know like have armor and stuff like that i have uh 12 things of iron do you i have 14 iron ingredients good we’ll just make gear like we need we need pickaxes we need everything the whole nine yards yeah i know but i’m just saying like i

Think that here i’m gonna give you the 14 iron and then i want you to get equipped first and then i’ll work on getting myself geared dad coming up did you just take choco oh my gosh you just took 10 more damage this is not funny joko oh my gosh

Anyways if so if anybody needs the armor it’s going to be you now take the chest plate you dumb bird there you go would you pick yourself a weapon at least i will just relax flipping taking damage and cactus jonesing oh my god joko all right so we need more

Coal in here can you put some yeah i got i got all kinds of stuff we got we have furnaces down there where well we need we have double furnaces do you need any more water choco uh oh i’m actually out here take this water take this water all right i just

Drink i just drink again i’m regenerating okay i’m at like half right now we’ve got one more bottle left to stair water so we’re good all right i’m gonna make some charcoal out of that and then i’m gonna put some coal and all the furnaces up there is

That what you want me to do yeah yeah i’m just gonna go for all the uh all the iron and then the other one yeah cause there was some there’s some gold over here i don’t know where it went to but it was just like over here

Oh there’s oh god there’s skeletons it’s fine i’m blocking you in the furnace see like joko that’s exactly why did you see how i blocked that exit over there yeah like a little strip of uh cobblestone yeah like wherever we don’t know we’re not currently in you have to block

It off because otherwise skeletons will spawn in it and you also want to light it up that’s kind of a mistake that i did but thankfully you went back and lit it up baby you’re a fire did you get all the gold choker i think so nice okay cool how much was

It oh we have four total that’s it ah that’s a rough amount here’s another patch it’s kind of dangerous before you know before uh was that all the iron that we have yeah that’s as far as i have oh yeah it’s fine i found i found a couple more

Iron over here hold on just kind of peeking around okay this is clean good good yeah there’s a bunch more iron over here oh yes oh it’s a big old throbbing patch iron yeah boy all right so i’m going to look at honestly if we can make regeneration potions

If we get full iron choker we want you we might want to consider going to the nether really yeah you want to risk that i mean it’s really risky but trust me the rewards are so worth it yeah but i feel like we could easily get

Screwed just by like random stuff oh no you can you can you have to be really careful oh no you absolutely can get screwed over here you can’t it’s the flipping nether bro like what do you think this is a charity why do we do that why don’t we just

You know like take it easy and just kind of win we because the thing is choco if we get to the nether even if we take damage oh it’s like a big whoop because you can make regeneration potions from the nether you see you know things that i don’t so you gotta explain

These things okay well there’s uh there’s zombies i think near me hold on i’m just gonna block this oh i just made another access corridor to you that’s fine i just i found like oh there’s a creeper down there where it’s down here okay freaking kind of specified chuckle you’re scared

Of the ball wait wait am i even connected to you you should be if you’re where the furnaces are and stuff then yeah oh no i think this is another shaft oh really is it a mine shaft no it’s oh wait mine shafts are really risky to go into but they’re all

Do you make a door did you make like this weird like no you can’t have made that uh can you come over to me why what’s up oh there’s iron or there’s gold over there oh nice would you say what’s next to the creeper and lava well i’d probably say

Don’t go over there hey let me make a sword real quick okay yeah here just oh my god what joko you gotta scare the crap out of me i don’t know how to make it so scary oh my god you are freaking what hello i’m getting jacked buddy that’s all

I’m getting jacked and swag and stuff like that girl oh actually preston where are you there’s more iron cooking up there what do you have do you have any food yeah here take these take these here’s too much from stews watch that cool you’re welcome sir no i’m not honestly

Really big fine with the mushroom stews i think so anyways oh i see what you’re talking about now down here this could lead this could lead to some good stuff though i mean it looks like there’s gold there’s iron yeah oh you don’t need to do real

Just make sure i don’t know about iron actually i think i just made that up well we really don’t need a whole lot more iron actually you know what we do need we need an ant oh the queer is around the lava oh oh nice that’s actually really huge

For us okay yeah by the choker make sure to light up whatever we like you know explore because like yeah i’m leaving a couple torches here and there i’m just i have to make sure that oh no he didn’t really run into it though we could probably easily bait him into

It oh i see the gold you’re talking about oh it’s such a rusty gold though it’s really we know we could do we could honestly just just i’m gonna do this really safe like okay all right go for it uh all right i need to put some more there

I need to get some cobble out yeah but that creeper though that creeper though i’m just gonna i’ll build a staircase down and we can oh there’s two of them oh no look at that why cindy and sally why they’re like legit just staring at me it’s so scary

They’re just like hey there buddy i know i’m down thank you i don’t swing that way creepers i’m sorry oh man i might oh i can legit scoop it up and then just run back up hopefully but there’s a creeper legit right below the staircase joko like

Right below it make golden apples oh there’s two of them right below us oh i hear a zombie too you may want to be careful i don’t hear him i heard a zombie oh god there’s an enderman i hear an enderman too really yeah i just i don’t know where he is

Oh crap i’m hitting it i killed it i killed i killed one creeper from up at this height choco you can hit him oh no this one’s not on the block oh yes yes yeah go up a little bit more creeper come on let me smack you

Oh my god noah craft has found diamonds fudge all right i’m gonna keep on oh wait i need to get oh god oh wait are you okay yeah i took i took some hp though i took uh half a heart of damage you’ve lost nine

Yeah i know i know it’s a bit rough it’s a bit rough that’s fine though it’s fine it’s fine oh check your thirst by the way mine just went down to like almost nothing again did it oh there’s zombies down here too this might just be a bad

Like area yeah i don’t know it might just not be it might just be a bit too risky but it’s okay i’m building a really safe way to get back out if i need to oh dude fyi it’s uh turning into night kind of so you may want to uh

Oh yeah there’s skeleton archers down here everywhere oh my god oh god i just took a skeleton archer arrow oh god oh that was so not worth it dad gumming man ah shoot that takes so much damage okay i’m coming back though yeah but i mean

It’s night time basically yeah i know oh my god no no no no no no no oh god all right weapon blocking this up blocking this up chuckle where are you at i’m i’m coming down ah okay just no no don’t come down because there’s skeletons down there i don’t

Know how they got up wait what yeah the skeletons they climbed my staircase that i made for me because i had to bail because there was zombies and skeletons oh well what the crap man yeah now i don’t know where you’re at uh well this just got a lot harder uh

Huh and i have i have some sterile water so don’t worry about me i’ll be fine until daytime but you need to worry about yourself yeah i should be i should be okay i should be able to improvise we’re fine right now choco right now if you don’t take any more damage one

Golden apple will regen you to full plus give you two hearts well i’m making myself some water ah that was so stupid of me too like i really wanted to go get that gold i really wanted to go get that gold but there was mobs coming in from like every direction

Like i killed those two creepers killed the zombie and then there was two skeleton archers and another zombie and it was just like what the crap like this sounds like a terrible time yeah it was it was not good joko yeah but choco how did you get back up like i don’t see

What do you mean oh there it is yeah i said i blocked the staircase up i know i retreated like all the way back because the skeletons were like chasing like i went to the surface dude okay okay good that’s why i went to the surface like a

While ago because i was i need to get some more water okay do you want to no actually you should take my flash choco why i just i just i just drank no no like okay right now i’m making a bunch so now we’re gonna have like

Uh we have like 10 flasks oh no 13. i’ve got 13 empty ones here go fill these all up it’s night time oh never mind well we’ll fill them up during the daytime joker don’t worry about it i mean if you want me to try to i can’t no no i prefer

Not to have the dead bow okay i’m a team that just sounds like a bad time so we’re running on like four mushroom stews okay can make another one actually hold on what happened all my oh there’s my mushrooms like what happened to mom gotcha mushrooms

Have you seen any more um red mushrooms choco we could check everybody’s hp so wolfels has taken five damage and vic starts taking that’s the team that i’m i’m more worried about than any at the moment i would say okay just because yeah kind of well because just think about it because like

They’ve got 100 hp plus i know vic and rob it’s not that rob is really good at pvp but he’s really good at bowman skills so if he is able to get a bow there’s a creeper back here but there is some resources so i’m just going to kind of poke and prod

You just try to talk it out with him yeah by the way to kill creeper it’s three hits with the iron sword so it’s actually not ridiculously dangerous to do it uh i snagged a new part of a cave yes this is really good too i found a really good cave fine

Yeah i’m looking for uh more mining opportunities no that’s exactly what i just found who come to me come to me there’s this like huge part of the cave that i just secured there’s one creeper there’s there was a skeleton but i guess he despawned so i just scooped up all

This cave for us skeleton was actually morph mod well i i think so man freaking changed himself oh yes this is so good so choco what anvils are is they take a ridiculous amount of iron did you ever make one a battle dome with

Us or no never did all right so what the anvil does is it’s really really good um you make the anvil and you can combine two weapons with the same enchantments and you get like that enchantment times two so if you have two iron protection ones then you combine them in

The anvil for four extra levels and it gives you protection too same thing for swords and bows so you can get power two bows sharpness two swords and protection two gear uh do you have any extra water by the way uh oh joke i found a water source oh did

You really yeah but it’s only oh actually this is fine this is good yeah so my 13 bottles are going to come fill it up yeah right here oh and gold sneaky gold sneaky sneaky sneaky gold gold come here snicker go oh choke almost pickaxed you oh god

Oh my god we gotta be careful about that dude oh dude look at all this gold jungle wrench holy flip there’s so much gold this is a giant amount this is what i’m talking about this is how you play you which we just found enough in this for one

Wow was that nine gold holy shrimp buddy we’re rich we are rich i choco take this gold are you have money fatigue yeah as i say you seem kind of slow here take this gold back choco and take this iron back okay go smelt it for me it’s right above when you walk

I am like legitimately in desperate need of water right now oh are you okay well when you when you walk back up to go cook the flasks why why’d you block it off oh i said okay i see what you did okay i thought you like killed the source permanently

No i was like i was like choco there’s no way no sir don’t do this to me i don’t think we can make this into an infinite source i think we needed another water yeah you need to you have to have two yeah that’s fine though because like

Right now it’s an infinite source as long as we don’t like i mean but i can’t fill it up unless it’s from the source block that is a source block right up there it’s not going to use it it should use it then that’s the source block right

There you should be able to then click on the water down here oh okay never mind no i mean like we’re fine okay okay i thought it worked like uh oh dad god i actually drank one choco what did we just discuss dadgummit i didn’t mean to do it oh my god

Does it mean if you didn’t mean to kill my mother you still killed her choco it’s evil i’m taking this gold off for a moment i have more important things to do ah chocobo oh man but we did find obsidian which is good which means choco we could go to the

Nether oh my god you’re just set on doing this aren’t you oh yeah but the thing is we can’t go to the nether until uh by can you cook those waters because like i’m hurting right now i’m doing i’m doing that right now i’m i’m making all kinds of water perfect

It’s going to be so good um yeah so anyways i’m kind of getting some mining fatigue and i don’t really like it so yeah oh dude there are so many debuffs oh my my recording program is like dying on me right now it’s like please make the stop why what’s happening because the

Recording program is like we’re having to render like weird wavy minecraft please no oh freaking don’t you be hating on minecraft freaking recording software chocobos what i’m just saying man i’m telling your recordings offered chill out bro that’s all yeah so we might have enough to make an

Anvil here very soon i’ve gotten so much extra iron so good i want dad anvil joko i know you do i’m gonna get that anvil uh this is not what you guys think it does exactly what you think this is just preston being weird no it’s not it’s me being true to myself

All right so i’m gonna cook all this iron i’ll split up between these four and eyes you are a cactus that’s right joking you don’t gotta tell me what i already know he has no shame but make full art oh this dirty water which is now stir water

That’s what i’m talking about so okay i was gonna say um before you make the anvil i’ll make the anvil choco but you should definitely you know like kind of clean yourself up as in get some armor because you look a bit naked right now well you know what i was thinking to

Myself i’m going to take this gold here and make some golden armor because it really matches my eyes no joko no but it looks so good at me no you’re not noots okay i didn’t make a crown i want to make an actual golden arrow no that’s that’s just my feather colors

That’s actually worse if you did that that actually like legit be worse than nooch because like newt screwed us over when making a helmet imagine making a body out of it how much gold do we have wait we have enough for golden apples right now do you want to make them

Yeah we have plenty of gold how much do we have we have six ingots so for seven ingots right now and six uh or we should have enough to make uh at least two apples then right i hope so okay good i’m getting some more iron we really need to find some

More gold though and some more apples this should be like our future goal although right now we’re kind of like we should find diamonds like that would be huge diamonds abandoned mine shaft something like that although abandoned mine shafts are really scary in uhc just because of how dangerous they are

Yeah i don’t know i was thinking i was just like i would mine around and look for him because i mean it seems a lot safer well we do have that big ravine right next to our base so we can resurface and go check it out now that we’re actually geared

We’ll just have to make sure we collect everything from this cave and then get back out you know what i’m saying yeah oh man my game is like super laggy right now i’m actually getting that too it might just be the server or the plugin so don’t worry about it

Oh god this is really weird i feel like i’m just super super sick or drunk or something oh god that could be the first joke about no i’m i’m good actually oh okay episode two guys thank you so much for watching this episode we really hope you guys enjoyed if you

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