Insane Minecraft Unlucky Moments with General Haku

Hey people this is a different world and I’m in Creative I was build and stuff if you’re wondering what this is it’s my business see if you take dirt pour water on it it turns into mud if there’s pointed drip Stone under it it turns that stuff into clay and

Clay can be sold to villagers for emeralds yep miniature trading Hall guarded by Yours Truly see yep small stuff Small Stuff how since everything is working correctly I have a voice changer [Applause] on so you know that yeah oh crud huh Can’t really remember the one that does the clay TR H oh crap my battery Do none of my Villages have a clay tree you don’t you don’t you don’t you Don’t huh huh oh here is A what Villager yeah if you’re wondering why the trades aren’t reset yet it’s because for some reason villagers and some yeah they require like a bed to sleep or something you know which is annoying cuz Like yeah that’s my mind it’s guarded by rose bushes because I don’t know I saw on online or something this is the underground base small little Farm a bunker in case someone drops n for some Reason and kitchen yes I’m using education Edition it gives me some extra stuff to work with if you’re wondering what’s in the barrels yeah it’s just every element yeah it’s a starter back you Know with yeah all the essentials even a bookshelf no when you’re reading I don’t know Yeah oh my why [Applause] stop okay now let’s try to escape that naturally okay okay apparently my stuff is not that effective oh what the this is my Bathroom this is my kitchen with some yeah then upstairs we have this little dining table and my room small little house yep that’s the entire world you’re wondering what’s in this it’s just yeah yeah so yeah don’t worry this yeah this video won’t be entirely just yeah not entirely in well creative just

Some finishing Touches not nice touches yeah going to finish up yep just going to finish up and then I’ll go back into well what I’m supposed to be red bed because for some reason reason I F me yeah everyone puts this as red and I won’t disagree on where to What add a roof because screwy looking at the stars am I [Applause] Right H y just a couple [Applause] Touchups Yep this is probably going to look weirdest can you not me where I’m trying to do my Stuff I get it you’re the closest you can be to a villager you know no I’ll kill you with an ender pearl you know teleporting into mobs hurts them which is why I kill you with an ender pearl has to be cruel for Cru truly attacking my Villager like that one Yeah this is awkward isn’t it oh well cuz I never said I an awardwinning Communicator you realize you’re just going to be outside with the zombies you know that right What you laughing [Applause] At [Applause] Okay Look at oh you became a leather worker what around you said you should become a leather Worker there is [Applause] nothing why are people becoming leather workers [Applause] what [Applause] huh got why are you becoming a leather worker oh guess I don’t need cauldron no SC [Applause] no no I don’t want to try I’ll give you to the count of five if you do not become oh thought I was joking huh Quiet who the heck is placing blocks that’s the sound of placing a villager who the who who the heck was breaking blocks this a single player world man Shepherd I don’t want a Shepherd who the heck who the who the who’s placing and breaking blocks sounds like who

The oh maybe that’s one of the villagers sorry for scaring you so got trade them [Applause] up can you stop doing that scaring [Applause] me now I trade them [Applause] [Applause] Iron is that a villager okay that’s a villager But cuz like who up I swear if I turn around and someone’s right behind [Applause] me The the heck [Applause] no a diamond TN Emerald yeah sure that’s totally a good trade on a normal Basis I’m in [Applause] Creative kind of weird My Guy My Girl My Guy still what villager Maybe piure You know the PE the people that sell you meat yep right across from them is a fan fantasy well fantasy other Villers Minds considering they’re trapped in one by one Holes buy huh but just to acknowledge the fact that I eat them because you got to do That yep crap doors all Around okay who is actually breaking blocks there can’t be a villager right you hear that right guys girls whatever you identify as Oh H [Applause] [Applause] why the hell seriously Before [Applause] [Applause] unfortunate I hate when the villagers go into your house and sleep in your bed and then get angry when you punch them like you broke into my house and then they call the iron golem on you because you hit them like like dude you broke into my [Applause] house

Can you can you stop claiming what’s yours villagers no that a your baby why would I want a green villager I don’t do stuff go to sleep what huh what what you’re sad because your bed isn’t in a different composition just sleep dude just sleep just [Applause] s stop claiming [Applause] it

Green like it’s clearly for them see I that to and it’s either that or he’s in some just sleep dude stop claiming it it’s not [Applause] yours yeah still hate it when villagers claim your bed is part of the village that something like dude just know yeah and then they call the then

They call the iron go when you kick them out like dude no this ain’t your place you just barg into my house with my permission and slept in my bed making it so I the owner of the household can’t sleep like it’s one thing letting you sleep over but it’s another take taking

My my Bed [Applause] Yeah yeah sometimes these villager trades made no sense cuz this one vill was asking for raw rabbit but doesn’t even sell legit doesn’t even sell cooked [Applause] rabbit yeah I get it some people I just yeah just still you Know what why did you switch to no switching why they’d rather die than stay their same job like dude not that depressing you like to steal my food all the time but when you have to make it you kill yourself not necessar to kill them just Yeah D dude no just just just be a toolsmith just be a toolsmith God damn it [Applause] you’re an armor I want not You these villagers some many these would rather Stone Mason Stone Mason that’s what my yeah okay I have a shle yeah all right now I’m in survival yeah perfect I named it just why does this mud refuse CH you’re in the egg set look at this exact right Spot oh those are bunnies R like who the [Applause] heck didn’t eat that mon [Applause] jeez my shovels are you Kidding yep it’s threw under how my knockback is so good it’s because yeah for some reason it’s pretty hard pretty damn high in this [Applause] sitation why is my [Applause] [Applause] [Applause] h look let’s watch this stuff dry might not sound interesting oh it’s actually in the wrong spot oh should me up a block oh I’m stupid I thought it just wouldn’t grow I am St yepy turns into clay blocks so I can head over here are you actually kidding [Applause] Me are You this is fine this is fine just murder him are you kidding what huh oh seriously you can’t approach me like a Man why why just a second ago you were fine with me yeah you suddenly attacked me now I’m low HP what are you are you strongest Battlegrounds phandom it’s the middle of daytime what is your [Applause] problem why you Ang your your vill your buddies were dying and suddenly attacked me where the heck did my armor go I had fully enchanted diamond armor no I’m murdering you for that what you get still where did my armor go what seriously th just disappeared what look it’s not it’s

Not it just disappeared in the thin air you see this just disappeared just took my armor and ran I now murdering you for your crime of not being the villager I want CH my hand bro I don’t want a butcher stop becoming butchers what is screaming become a butcher there’s already a butcher No up seriously am I going to have to run through this entire stack of it of spawning eggs what is your problem you’re cool you’re no you’re you’re spawning closer to the tool Smith are area why are you becoming butchers even if I get the toolsmith they’ll just switch their jobs for some

Reason it’s in a new trend to be a butcher What now I’m trapped in here Seriously are you actually kidding get and you’re even block dude dude Out why was I teleported back Just die [Applause] Honestly now this [Applause] I don’t want a black Knat armor what about me no yes [Applause] what what you stu there now I’m out what you know no what station for a stone Mason because I clearly don’t Know I what why am I getting Comboed what is my Lu dude Co Also from where where huh huh huh They usually I don’t act this bad to not being lucky but seriously I randomly get killed by a spider the armor disappears and creepers are suddenly invisible wait Minecraft crap they’re not inable stop getting that common misconception it’s cool and a skeleton me to make the day [Applause]

Worse no you wanted do you wanted do huh huh huh [Applause] God the [ __ ] oh I killed all you spy kill so much spiders that they [Applause] are okay actually what the [ __ ] why huh huh huh let me get this straight I randomly get shot by a skeleton and then I

Randomly ass get attacked by a [ __ ] spider and then suddenly creepers are [ __ ] invisible like you saw me I was just like where huh I looked behind me earlier nothing it suddenly just Boom and then of course I just had to fall in another One and then I got pushed into the [ __ ] berry Bush you suddenly hate Me because you’re acting way too [ __ ] [Applause] It’s the middle of the day it’s the middle of the [ __ ] day did you not get the memo you skit a Fric [ __ ] face God you even have a moment in peace without getting harassed by mob you know what no I am I am shooting you I am making sure you’re Dead seriously though the middle of the [ __ ] day I thought spiders attacked only at [ __ ] night [Applause] well clearly nothing of this is working so I’m blowing this stuff up [Applause] [Applause] ah yeah once I’m done with this I’m going on red breeding or yeah going on red or whatever and

Tweeting Minecraft I thought spiders attacked at night not in the middle of the day that’s what I’m going to treat seriously once I need once I need Creepers they’re suddenly non-existent just a moment ago you’re harassing Me oh you think this get back here stupid I’m Back here I’m not scared to hurt a Child seriously though why the [ __ ] that a [ __ ] shipwreck don’t care I see no creepers just a moment ago you have did they just barely spawn in and they had to spawn right in explosion distance because I did the and then they just suddenly boom [Applause] like Wow I tried to have an authentic Minecraft survival world after just doing some Crea why is this what I get for for not get back here God give me the Fireballs so I can burn the place down can’t have nice things can I thank You great now Minecraft playing the relaxing Music why when I’m actually trying to feel angry yep that’s a vill new but already rans sacked it killed the protector man [ __ ] the wildli get back here stop running [ __ ] come for you [Applause] too thank [Applause] you I beating you all CH death [Applause] [Applause] h [Applause]

I’m leaving you as a soul survivor I’m blocking you from sunlight as the sole survivor of that catastrophe you witnessed stuff in each one of you in a Pit [Applause] h okay can you please give me the charger I’m on