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fat free not today it’s not cuz I’m in
this [ __ ] what’s up everybody Welcome
Back hello hello hello hello
hello hey inspo hi Seth hey Noah Hey
Brother hello hello everybody yo
yo yo Cortez hello hello hello hello
welcome welcome welcome you know what it
is it’s Monday not Minecraft Monday
though they already did that apparently
according to Noah that’s been a thing so
they stole that from us they always take
from us um so tonight is just just
Minecraft the day has
no um it’s not really there’s no there’s
no importance of the day it’s just
Minecraft but hey how’s everybody doing
how’s everybody’s Monday
going uh blah blah blah ready to see my
base yeah yeah I’m ready me
Minecraft I’m ready to see I’m ready to
see what kind of a crazy Creations you
guys have been up to I’m trying to see
uh who’s built what how and why I’m
ready yeah yeah hello Mis hello
H type
[ __ ] I typed it typed
what what you
type what are you guys talking about
build something now I’ll be in the court
yeah yeah we’re going to get in there
let’s just go let’s just go work is so
slow yeah know I’ll wait right I’ll wait
for you to get home you can you can come
through if you’re going to come through
and show us and I’m not going to go and
look at this stuff without you you know
if you if you get on you want to show us
what you’ve been up to I’m more than
happy to see um but we’re just going to
hop in this in the we gong
Gaga yeah guys yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
yeah I’m excited tonight is no uh it’s
no other no other game going play G to
be uh played tonight guys uh I’m not
going to be playing Final Fantasy
tonight uh it’s just Minecraft I’m just
going to Vibe out chill out with you
guys um so again if you guys uh are in
the realm feel free to just join if not
you can just
chill enjoy the stream no big
deal immediately get the Minecraft cave
noise version. 3 cave cave sound
23 immediately as soon as we load it in
this [ __ ] realm is cursed gongaga is
cursed that’s
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it I’m crying you keep smelling the
schuma I’m going to keep you going to
keep coming back you keep smelling the
the what’s it called the moon sugar what
they called the moon
salt for sure no it sounds good
man it sounds s you sound it when you
say big boy like that I read it like rol
from Ed and Eddie so in my head I say
like him it’s on sight Ed
boy oh okay let’s go join this Discord
let’s go say hi to all the The Freaks
and the Geeks in there you beautiful
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people say something now say something
say something I’m in the Discord Con on
CZ is just being shy oh there he
is yep there he is yeah
cuz Big Girls Don’t Cry he said thick
girls don’t cry what you saying Big
Girls Don’t Cry they don’t
man but big boys doity cuz I
do yeah yeah yeah has nothing to do with
you this place is a little too dark for
me my boy it’s a little too dark it’s a
little too dark I still have the
crossbow for gaming if he ever manages
to come through um um it didn’t let me
join hey man hurry up and join hurry up
letting me hey hey no I don’t want to
hear it hey I had those
[ __ ] that new thing on the menu
for Little
Caesars you got it you got to try that
[ __ ] did you try it I already had them I
what do you think what do you think it
definitely depends on the location it’s
definitely a location thing you think so
no cap yeah it really depends cuz you
could either get melted cheese or just
cheese that looks like it’s still cold o
[ __ ] I got the good spot by the way and
it was good good yeah yeah it was
like it was like moist
inside a fire it’s good right kind of
fire I’m telling you little scissors
like for the
price it’s not it’s not not crazy but
it’s not bad
either solid eight
yeah something like that watch the sin
this Jack Cuts in again why don’t do
that to yourself don’t do that to
yourself you’re going to be sad Noah got
me a lot he I think Noah D got me a full
netherite armor set he’s been busy huh
no one’s been [ __ ]
grinding where am I at I should play the
world small yeah play the world smallest
V where am I at where am
I everybody I play the world smallest
violin for Seth he experienced something
traumatic found out that Jack the I was
watching um he uploaded a uh from copper
to Champion or rainbow or some [ __ ] like
that episode I had to make it all the
way through
but that game takes a lot of
skill I seen it like I seen it on my
page I didn’t watch it but I seen it on
my page
mhm got Comet too that’s good there you
go there you go is that all s my
listening too bro
so Jack to S
okay tell him he can grab food you can
grab food from the auto smelter should
be the far left
one that’s what Noah said Noah said uh
grab food from the auto smelter far left
one I don’t even know where I’m at z0
that’s about where spawn is oh
okay you’re in zero no no one telling me
to go to
z0 like around there I don’t I think he
mentioned the other day that it’s around
there it’s not exactly Z but it’s pretty
[ __ ]
close so let’s go see what he’s been up
to let’s go see go to z z man I got ways
to
go yeah if that’s s spawn I want to go
where spawn is yeah I should have oh I
should have taken some more stuff out of
the chest though honestly because I
don’t know
um I don’t know if I’ll be able to find
my way back to be
honest
so we’re trying to get a chocoo to
breed
okay so we’re breeding
Chocos not going to lie H don’t know I
know me and Ace are really close to each
other what the um 85 and
600 what the [ __ ] I’m just going to
go I’m going go towards
you you I’m going to wait for you before
I head out to or you want to meet up
with uh wait did I get
there to me okay my wait then got
Alexander and Ne oh You’ been make some
good [ __ ] progress that is loud holy
[ __ ] yeah they made Alexander way
cooler I’m gonna go for like 15 minutes
I’ll be back though for sure brother for
sure
uh go up dig
up dig up what do you mean I’m
outside
oh
oh I just stream played like 10 minutes
never mind you’re in a whole different
place so close I I’m I’m still around
the area yeah yeah you should be up up
up okay should be this way no stay where
you are oh stay where you are stay where
you
are I’m outside well like that area I
was in there’s a a way that leads right
out like so technically yeah I’m
8485 I’m really close to you I just
don’t see you 84 you’re negative 80
you’re negative
800 what’s your first cord I’m POS
negative 700 700 okay [ __ ] shut up and
then 88 and 479 oh okay okay I see so
let me go towards you then yeah yeah
just stay up there then cuz I’m I’m up
I’m up now we
up I’m I’m coming towards you right
now than I go you he’s level three let
me
break man you’re [ __ ] kicking ass
Seth you’re getting [ __ ] done look at
you get this way leave me
alone
oh I got you let me go just do of the
living do of the living trying to find a
wonderful trying yeah yeah yeah yeah
yeah yeah
yeah all right so let’s start going um
zero this way I guess keep going this
way that a [ __ ] should me in the
back Frost Walker so should we get a a
boat should probably take
a I’m
sh slap this
[ __ ] now turn your ass into a pin
cushion you can see my ice path okay
hello oh [ __ ] they’re still hitting me
oh I see it oh I do see yeah you’re
right I see it as well
whoa who oh [ __ ] that was cool that’s
why my
friend oh I was going to ask you is it
cool if somebody joins want to join like
I I I I I if you’re going to
join um absolutely you can just join uh
long as you don’t [ __ ] with people’s
things yeah you can join
absolutely van okay that’s van the okay
let me
uh
so I’m more
this is cool this is cool I I think I
don’t think he’s in stream so I don’t
think he can hear me I have to type
hello but it’s scary out here so let’s
just keep moving till it’s
safe why you throwing why why are you
bowling what the
[ __ ] yeah you were throwing those blocks
on [ __ ] dir nice
[ __ ]
strike good job oh no that’s the GOL was
it bowling oh it is bowling huh I don’t
know that was golf that was
bowling well
done it’s crazy that Noah’s Little Frost
path still exists even though he’s been
gone I mean I no way he did this just
recently he’s been gone but he running
because it’s the raining it’s raining
night
time doesn’t the sun melt this [ __ ] or
isn’t that how it’s supposed to work I
don’t
know dude remember uh kale the one that
would always pop by when we’re playing
uh Terraria and he said the same [ __ ]
and then just leave and said hello my
favorite Terraria streamer he’s back
never says a word never says a word
after that what up kale my favorite
Terraria stream Watcher we’re not
streaming Terraria right now see you
next stream next not streaming Terraria
right now stream Minecraft but I hope
you been good man I hope you’ve been
good I hope you’ve been right holy
[ __ ] yeah we’re pretty close to z0 it’s
coming down yeah [ __ ]
yeah all right what the [ __ ] do you mean
my head’s out of the water oh [ __ ] I see
it don’t
War I can send the link to your live see
if we can join yeah
absolutely good [ __ ] we made
it I don’t want this [ __ ] no I’m just
going to leave it be I don’t want these
guys messing with the ice whoa holy mole
and I’m buffed this is what he was
talking about about like
um he had his uh his thing kind of
buffed out his whole area what the [ __ ]
happened here whoa oh [ __ ] I tell you
scared the [ __ ] out of me dude the
Netflix show oh yeah yeah yeah yeah bro
the the outfits that the that they had
me wearing I low look lowkey there extra
vibes okay you think so kind of fire I’m
going send you a picture yeah yeah yeah
yeah yeah yeah kind of fire yes sir yes
sir oh that’s what I was going to ask
they’re supposed to show up right did
you get them all
right what the pants yeah yeah yeah yeah
I don’t know
that huh that [ __ ] was bad I got to go
to the store and that [ __ ] oh okay let
me take a look hold up let me get inside
let me get inside somewhere cuz it’s
kind of d who’s that gaming H I didn’t
even see you the right
thing I see you the picture I sent to my
friend
else oh oh all right let me see hey
gaming what’s up you going to play with
us yeah
okay I’m
lonely I don’t know where MJ
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is [ __ ]
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W oh yeah man oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh
yeah is this no stuff man that’s looking
yeah that’s [ __ ] fire bro what are
you going to do with oh so what so they
didn’t fit too well cuz a lot of
honestly that’s why I’m scared of
getting [ __ ] online like that cuz it’s
just like no I didn’t but I already had
like pants
just got to have back up I’m a CH he
told me I’m allowed to snack some gear
yeah yeah yeah yeah van yeah yeah yeah
yeah yeah yeah yeah I mean this is no
one’s know I me this is no’s place I’m
not going to [ __ ] around with this I am
going to appreciate the builds though
this is pretty
insane is better the hobo Hut the hobo
Hut okay I’m sure it’s got your uh your
own kind of flare on it this for the
most part this screams Noah this
screams I play Minecraft it’s got a like
smoke chimy coming out of it what the
[ __ ] that’s
crazy yeah I want to see Robins too I
really do but I want to wait for her to
kind of let me know I don’t want to go
there without her damn that just getting
ready to spit at me I didn’t do nothing
I thought the sword had a fire aspect on
it chill chill chill follow the path to
get to Robin’s house and you’re mine oh
AR fire aspect is Godly for swords
instant cooked meat they know it said
the on the armor stat is for you yeah I
got it oh it nice got it I rolled two
100s in a row let’s go no wait till you
see the
ocean where the [ __ ] is
that where’s the ocean monument look at
this [ __ ] thing this is crazy dude
all right so that’s blown up house what
the [ __ ] oh it’s
humming do I even want I man to do this
in like four days dude he’s been busy
man he’s been [ __ ] busy
I don’t know Seth I
mean I bro I don’t
know I mean you could do it and just say
you’ve done
it look at Robin [ __ ] oh my God follow
this path to Robins yeah this the
path so this got a whole [ __ ] path to
like up so we’re in
Champion oh gaming [ __ ]
died I tried to go to stronghold oh no
look at this this is nuts [ __ ] Noah’s
been busy let’s go look at
Robins apparently at the bottom ofle
there’s nothing I don’t know the C to
oan M when I Jo I show you bet all right
bet this is [ __ ]
nice uhoh go up
here you’re at Robins
cortz
mhm oh holy
[ __ ] holy
moly oh I [ __ ] like this I like how
it’s like it’s got like the moss rocks
in it too so it looks like it’s like
this reminds me of
um that that witch’s kind of Hut from
berserk where she just lives like in the
middle of the forest this is [ __ ]
crazy this is
cool
bro this is [ __ ] you got you got the
[ __ ] leaves like some anime [ __ ] dude
it’s magical is it
not cubby
hole got a bird sitting up there yeah
this is this is on some Disney
[ __ ] got the colorful
sheep bro yeah I’ll never be able to do
something like
this oh I’m scared I don’t want to I
don’t want to go in there bro I’m scared
did you throw a piece of meat at me no
[ __ ] lying there’s a there’s a no it
wasn’t
me I I stepped on the plate and I
thought that she somehow put like a a
sheep meat dispenser or some [ __ ] I
don’t
know oh my God bro what the
[ __ ]
dude thanks man I guess you don’t need
those no
more
no that felt like a whole [ __ ]
experience [ __ ] dude you guys are
incredible this is [ __ ]
nuts I don’t want to hurt the the
animals out here I feel like they’re all
part of
like bro I’m getting out of here yeah
it’s a part of the C part of the
cast dude this is insane yeah the most I
can build is like tutorials off of
YouTube I ain’t
[ __ ] yeah you
guys you guys are
insane you guys are creative you guys
are ins saying holy
[ __ ] damn okay well I I mean we could
just kind of like I don’t know I don’t
want to live around here cuz I’d be
scared because I don’t want like people
like trying to find me find their stuff
and then got an axe I don’t want
people no no it’s not that like
crazy I just don’t know I don’t I don’t
know how I don’t know how people like
are going to react when when they see
stuff like that cuz like gaming you know
like we we will kick you if you do that
that’s why you’re not going to do it but
other people that just like straight up
end up joining down the line like I
don’t know I’m
scared I don’t want people [ __ ] to be
ruined so I’m just going to like get
away closest I have to second monitor
my we should probably stay around at
least until Noah gets on though that way
he can show us that [ __ ] Monument
whenever he gets on
so we just go somewhere out here and
start mining if you want oh I mean CZ
you already got like a lot of like you
know armor and [ __ ] I mean what do you
have left to do
you don’t even need anything
anymore I don’t
know I’m just
here I’m just here for real I’m just
here for
real not going to lie though I’m taking
this [ __ ] with
me hey you got iron on you no dude [ __ ]
you [ __ ] what the [ __ ] did I do what do
you
mean what happened to my
[ __ ]
what you have stone yeah oh I actually
do have stone yeah
here actually do have
Cobblestone oh know what happened I
really got teleported to medo oh wow
[ __ ]
chob what the [ __ ] do you mean what
happened you broke the game you got
teleported
over think I’m going to change my base
slightly look like a meter hitting the
ground just have some magn blocks and
such and while dude that’ be [ __ ]
sick no way if you can get that if you
can pull that
off kind of make that place look like oh
Jay came
through MJ there he is did
you dude why do you have 20
pickaxes I might need them
I might need him
coordinates I uh I hear the Ender Dragon
weak to pickaxes
so I’m going just go straight down BR my
fault
accidentally quick grafted Stone
pickaxes yeah I’m going to take them too
already why are you throwing all the
[ __ ] Stones back at me I joined and I
was half Health
[ __ ] bro just you can throw the stack at
me you don’t have to [ __ ] do one by
one
want he’s just throwing all 64 [ __ ]
blocks one by
one I don’t know what you’re talking
about D oh let’s keep going oh i e this
apple yeah torches what happened to my
torches I don’t know dude I haven’t
played this [ __ ] like a
week I had Tes I had I had a
lot all right for sure kale stay
safe can you stop touching your
microphone he’s fixing it
man
wild he’s fixing it man you know head
headsets fall from time to time dude I
have 19 arrows let’s go he play Mario
Bros we daily what you mean shot by a
piglin are you I would have minded it
bro man [ __ ] all that I’m just going to
start streaming Mario Bros
we what the [ __ ] was that what is that
you hear that
[ __ ]
what are you
done I’ve never heard that [ __ ] noise
in my life what’ you he sound like a
like
a like a villager but it was like a baby
but it was a
zombie yeah like that baby zie Viller
crazy uh you miss iron behind
you yeah grab it Mr [ __ ] Mr netherite
Armor Man grab the [ __ ] grab the iron
you need
it I actually do there’s a lot of stuff
I still need iron Dragon if you want to
fight it together tonight I don’t know
if we’re going to do all that Noah I
don’t want if want to fight a [ __ ]
Dragon sure you do how would you try
to sure you
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do
sure my mission is now to die in every
way possible that’s
crazy you got two ways down now you need
about 40 more to
go cloud is in his gamer chair bro if
the second game rebirth ends like that
I’m going to [ __ ] my
pants Andre you have to die while
escaping I have pickaxes for him as well
hey Noah’s got pickaxes for you
too we’re still by his house too so I
mean if we ever need
anything my loot it’s all gone it’s all
gone my loot it’s all
[Laughter]
done gone I
got I hate Cloud’s gamer CH shs want to
fall
asleep you’re an
[ __ ] it’s called development Seth not
the whole [ __ ] game can’t be crazy
balls to the wall action whoa why not
because there needs to be development
the best type no it ain’t cuz then you
just get exhausted by the end of it he
said [ __ ] the development I’m trying to
see fighing
[ __ ] I’m trying to see like I don’t know
like some Demon Lord versus some
somebody like that against against a
student is that what you’re talking
about magic and muscles is that what
you’re calling is that what it’s
called
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yeah I’m trying to see somebody get
[ __ ]
up I want to get to dis three already
yeah bro you don’t app you don’t app
you’re not a connoisseur of the story
[ __ ] you Seth what it’s like my first
time seeing Ultra Instinct like he’s
getting his ass
be I’m super far away from I’m 1,7 that
has to be like the angriest I’ve ever
gotten like at a Dragon Ball episode the
date I am that [ __ ] pissed me off all
your instinct it
was the amount of times no no was n that
it was just like okay this dude was
suffering the whole [ __ ] tournament
long he finally pops it off and then at
the end he chokes he goes oh cuz he
can’t [ __ ] do the whole form cuz it
what is it like there like blowback to
the form or some [ __ ] like that like
he’s taking like damage cuz he doesn’t
Master it I was like
[ __ ] funny there he is right there
that’s the man that’s the man that’s
spreading the today my dreams have been
crushed in that part didn’t he go see
like four times four different times
yeah yeah and that’s wild you cannot
load up Final
Fantasy you can’t why I don’t know he
doesn’t know how to upate his gra
driver no I do I do my graphs driers
updated I checked twice today I don’t
think we’re in some [ __ ] we’re in some
[ __ ] yeah dude [ __ ] Final Fantasy and
that’s just that’s the first one I can’t
imagine the [ __ ] you need to play this
one oh
God on PC right no no not yet on PC yet
noers it take a while it take a while to
get it on
PC [ __ ] all that give me all of your
jalapeno
poppers mom loves jalap [ __ ]
delicious I’ve never had them I just say
I don’t like them ah bro they’re so good
Dragon Box has great
ones last time I went to dragon
goodes made that too that too I love CR
J J is great
yeah like it’s like the
only I mean I always forget Seth it’s
not exactly you live like right on the
border no you live like in TJ or where
do you live somewhat somewhat near
somewhat near not like really really
close but like somewhat like close like
like a couple hundred miles away oh okay
but like damn [ __ ] look at these guys
even though like there’s only like a
couple dude we went like really far out
me my mom my brother and his wife I
think we all went like really far out
and the only fast food we saw was a
Burger
King a Burg a Burg King a Burger King a
Subway and a McDonald’s that’s all
that’s all we saw yeah that sounds about
right you want to know what we found the
first time I went I got a bacon burger
yeah I love bacon we ate a Burger King
we went to Burger King for some reason
on the way back cuz we went I think it
was that trip that I told you I where it
was like 12 hour car drive oh [ __ ] right
yeah we were going back we we’re leaving
we leaving place we’re going all the way
back and um my brother was like I’m
[ __ ] hungry we didn’t eat anything
there let’s get some let’s get some
Burger because everything else was
closed the McDonald’s was closed the
[ __ ] Subway was closed everything was
closed so it was like I’d rather
starve that’s what I told my brother I
was like I would
rather you know like force myself to eat
[ __ ] than do that cuz like I’m not
eating that no and he was like he’s like
just shut up just just shut up and eat
it I he forced me to get a Whopper I ate
the Whopper I had had horrible diarrhea
next week yeah sounds about right Burger
King is just I don’t know dude Burg King
[ __ ] you up the only good thing they
have is those chicken fries yeah the
chicken fries are good i’ I’ve actually
had those those are good same with the
buffalo sauce their buffalo sauce is
also really good that’s it all they
got I remember because I got a bacon
burger near my at the one near my house
they gave me a Patty with
nothing what the [ __ ] do you mean please
tell me you got your you I got I just
got a slab of meat no cheese no
sauce yeah slab of meat with bread
Cortez have you ever had those [ __ ]
chicken fingy chicken fries from um from
Burger
King yeah they’re pretty good
right yeah yeah I like them a lot where
is everyone you should try their
breakfast I know it might sound bad from
Burger King you say breakfast from
Burger King what do they
offer it’s actually pretty
goodis biscuit I got a sausage biscuit
egg bacon pretty good to be
honest the [ __ ] their biscuits are
pretty soft oh my gosh Burg K it’s kind
of hard to [ __ ] up a
biscuit no it’s cuz usually I go to Jack
In The Box and get a
B the menu yeah yeah that’s true they
did get they did get rid of it but dude
I was just talking about like the
breakfast menu from Dragon they do have
like this little Breakfast Platter that
[ __ ] is actually not bad it’s not bad
there is everyone it’s all right I like
it oh dude yeah I remember that I used
to go to Dragon the walks too to get
like breakfast little Breakfast Platter
same [ __ ] a little pancakes eggs sausage
yeah had IHOP today Noah do you like do
you I think we talked about this [ __ ]
yesterday between IHOPs and Denny I
don’t know IHOP or Denny’s could have
been the day before it was IHOP it was
IHOP because I brought up
you’re all wrong it’s Waffle House
[Laughter]
no dude Denny is so [ __ ] my childhood
what did you would you just get waffles
oh my God
iron people were really nice so so
they’d make me
pancakes I I heard the exact opposite I
went to Waffle House I saw a guy I saw
two people get in a fight and me and my
mom were like dude no it’s like it’s
like in the morning what the [ __ ] we’re
trying to eat breakfast and they kept
fighting and then they ended up like
like almost jumping over the counter to
fight like the the [ __ ] person was
trying to break them up yeah dude why
the what the [ __ ] is it with with
breakfast places dude fights always
break out there I I’ve seen two fights
break out of two different Denny’s one
with my cousins and then one with my
brothers I don’t know what the [ __ ]
happens in breakfast place but people
lose their minds I think it’s because
like they’re so hungry
tired so hungry and tired from waking up
they’re like I’m sick of this start
boxing sorry ctez hit me and my instinct
was to moan this hit me on
one
[ __ ] dude that hurt that hurt
actually [ __ ] Dark Souls
oh love that [ __ ] I love that omet and
pancakes with car oh I [ __ ] love that
thing that [ __ ] cuts off you know what
they did to that part puffer fish rip
dude as soon as they do that they put
him on a [ __ ] cutting board just they
just go to town on him man’s went oh one
second got it don’t got it no sharpness
Unbreaking mending and knock
back oh
[ __ ] there’s a creeper right down there
there’s a creeper right down
there hold up help me he’s coming no
make you got the [ __ ] netherite Armor
he’s going to if I fall down there’s no
way for me to get back up if I fall down
there [ __ ] yeah
that yeah we got burrito for I forgot to
bring it that sucks no but that sounds
[ __ ] delicious oh we’re going to it
down yeah get into
it shake this what enchants iron sword
oh that’s talk about the sharpness yo
culture invite me to the party it’s not
a party it’s um it’s in my Discord
Discord
chat
if you want if you want an invite to the
realm uh culture the invite code is
right there on my announcement page the
code is right there and uh we’re all in
my Discord if you want to I went to the
bathroom chill
out some reason there’s a straight cat
in my bathroom I don’t know
how what were you talking about
yesterday you were like there’s a
straight cat in my bathroom how the [ __ ]
did it get in oh yeah yeah so yeah it’s
the same straight by the way so
basically I think the the way it got in
is cuz our window cuz we have like a
window in the bathroom and it’s like we
leave it open some sometimes we leave it
open when it gets really hot CU you
know it’s hot yeah
oh
and when for sometimes we forget to
close it and I think that’s how it got
in oh that’s how I got in have a tree
outside the bathroom so I I probably
climb the tree jumped from the tree to
the window and got in
there [ __ ] catch a sneaky like that
bro dude literally and it jumped in the
bathroom when I went to the bathroom
yesterday it saw me like it was barely
going to better like jump down it saw me
it just [ __ ] ran off and I closed the
window and did my
business my room I did my business yeah
that’s [ __ ] scary though I would have
Jesus now and then now the little [ __ ]
was in there he was in like the not in
the tub but he was like near the shower
area oh so he keeps coming back
he com back he thinks he freaking give
him food so like you
giveit I have a horrible track with cats
I don’t I don’t want
to I don’t want to seal his fate you
don’t like cats huh cats don’t like you
no down there no shut it’s my garbage
[ __ ] throw [ __ ] down there [ __ ] off go
down there right
now they really don’t
like why that’s [ __ ] up dude my first
cat he was just chilling you know he was
chilling with me and then one day he
just randomly went missing I was crying
for a long time and then I went to my
aunt’s house and he was
there the little [ __ ] left me he left
me with my aunt me he preferred my
aunt try that link to Discord oh what
the [ __ ] I was so mad Dam yeah try that
hopefully that works culture [ __ ] I
forget no you set that up huh
cuz I thought I set that up I was like
how the [ __ ] I didn’t know I
had I was like I didn’t even know I had
a a Discord um command thank you Noah
for setting it up but yeah I don’t know
why does that sh happen don’t you need
like a 24 or is there like a different
code you can put that never expires you
can get it says it never expired but it
it expires it always does son of a [ __ ]
son of a
B I got
cookies I wish I had cookies
[ __ ] the best I’ve had recently who
yelled but your mic topped out that was
faded from existence my bad my bad no I
screamed it’s cuz a [ __ ] baby
villager zombie came up behind me and
try to try to just delete
me I’m try to get theising if I [ __ ] up
I’m a
failure again oh you trying to get the
true ending with no weapons no weapons
honestly so far this has been really
really
easy I mean obviously I’m level 50 Final
Fantasy yeah
bro Seth has been on like he’s been
hooked on Final Fantasy bad oh yeah I
know playing as well I’ve been playing
six as well at the dude I like to
multitask with games I start a
playthrough in a game then I play
another game and then I start that
playthrough and then I just swap between
them I don’t know how you do that I
can’t and then when I get bored and then
when I get bored I switch to another
game and start a play through in that
like a challenge run I [ __ ] love how
Noah’s working and this man is still
here like moderating like and adding
like Discord commands [ __ ] W
Noah W Noah
W oh you gota watch out where you say oh
yeah yeah clearly yeah
yeah yeah
clearly honestly I think the hardest
boss so far is Cletus yeah Cletus he um
is a [ __ ] dude he I remember him just
ah he he likes to shoot you and stun you
a lot because this game doesn’t give you
ey frames this game is very this game is
not nice it’s in both games too they
don’t give you ey frames at
all yeah they
don’t they really
don’t I murdered both of them in Cold
Blood you did
what
I’m [ __ ] I saw a pig and it randomly
just like split itself in half and two
pigs and I murdered both yeah they’ll do
that they’ll do that they’ll just be
sitting there and then you you oh yeah
here look I got you right there’s the
recently lost mine so yipp yeah you told
me to make you one last
time the thing that really sucks about
no weapons is that I can’t like I can’t
grab Queens like the the the Hornets no
yeah that count you can’t be doing that
no
yeah I actually did
um okay so on my first attempt when I
messaged you about it I was doing bomb
collector with no car uh I actually did
without car but then I I ran out of
time wait but isn’t that part of like
the final like the true ending if you
messed that up don’t you just you get I
just reload the save I was I was
like like [ __ ] that bro so instead I did
an x i I reload the save and I
uh what’s it called what did I do oh
yeah I I just got a skateboard and I did
it with a skateboard instead instead of
a
car I barely made it by the way I barely
made
it no hold on I just realized dude your
[ __ ] mask goes up when you put on a
helmet your little aoty head yeah yeah
it’s nice yeah it’s really nice hey oh I
punched you once dude and my [ __ ]
game
froze I don’t know it’s the time up on
your bit you got the what you have a
crafting table oh damn that hurt
uh I got wood
here take that you know what I got a lot
of these here take one of these
too yeah and I love the somersault kick
so [ __ ] good I just yeah I I don’t
know why I never put two and two
together like a lot of the moves you get
in that game are just Street Fighter
moves yeah somersault kick double Lariat
the jump kick kind
of oh
[ __ ] zombie these pups are better
than actual Pizza you told today all the
little y you got those ones yeah snoring
the salt it really hurts yeah what you
think I talking about I thought you were
talking about like that the pretzel
pizza little little pizza with pepperoni
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah talking about
Bagel Bites no they’re not really I mean
are they called B kind of they’re
technically are but they’re call yeah
they yeah pretty much yeah dude I love I
love pizza
rolls they’re like little
bites I remember one
time my mom came back from the grocery
store she brought some those and then uh
I just ate like half the Box on one day
doesn’t matter with you’re gaming you
said you ate half the box and you the
how how the [ __ ] did you do that I don’t
know I just like put a [ __ ] ton of them
on the plate and wasn’t even paying
attention I was just so hungry because I
didn’t I didn’t eat breakfast that
day so I was just like n yeah I feel
that bro like you’re just you’re
something else entirely different when
you’re hungry tell gaming I can get him
another Enchanted
crossbow no one can get you another
crossbow gaming an enchanted
one oh stupid left he died yeah he he he
punched me like six times and then he
left D what yeah he punched you six
times and I just staring at him cuz he
was he was just punching me with his
little like meat he leave the game too
or just the just everything I think what
are
you an idiot
sandwich you [ __ ] idiot what are you
you know what I’ve been
crav I know you’ve been craving you’ve
been craving butter toast with like
sugar and butter toast that [ __ ] up to
like four minutes close enough I’ve been
craving a tuna sandwich is that [ __ ]
weird is that weird like toasting bread
and then you get like it’s just butter
toast why is that like oh I think I
gross Mario out cuz I put too much
butter on my bread the [ __ ] how much do
you put dog no I mean it wasn’t like it
it’s not like it was like an Oreo
cookie I’m like no that ain’t enough no
that Ain enough like I kept no there’s
no way I I did like I did like two I did
two like two two knife two knife like
glaz
overs but I don’t do it often I don’t
I mean I really don’t think I put that
much in
it I know half a knife no I do yeah I do
two half
knives you do one KN so I do one knife
yeah pretty much yeah I do half half of
the whole [ __ ] butter sck what’s the
M with you bro that’s a lot dude I’d to
be careful so you’re not going to I’d be
careful shut the [ __ ]
up yeah
boying
salt make toast put Nutella on
it like need salt for the science
experiment you ever eat your pancake
like my nose hurts i s that hands eat it
hell no dude I I can’t like I could but
I can’t
kind of crazy most of the time that’s
exactly what I do what just cuz I be
gaming cuz I be gaming and then I
obviously you ain’t got time is that
what you’re saying you don’t have time
to to dress it appropriately
[ __ ] I got to gock it
up no just fold a [ __ ] pancake up you
know what’s good though like folding a
pizza up just eating if I can fold the
pizza up and eat that [ __ ] [ __ ] dip
that [ __ ] in ranch oh oh my God stop oh
dude no h pancake I need
I dude pancakes need butter they need
syrup no yep it just tastes like sweet
bread if you have it
h i can have pancakes just on their own
right I can do it but it just I need
milk okay I need milk I can’t or OJ or
something I need milk I need milk
everybody give me milk I [ __ ] love
milk
[Laughter]
dude I do yeah yeah let him know MJ we
dude milk is so [ __ ] good we were in
like I’ll be right back come
back turns turns on the webcam have a
good old milk mustache yep you know what
I just did
yep J BR you like this stuff tastes
funky just oh
[Music]
no what’s the worst cereal old milk
cereal where’s [ __ ] cereal has to be
that dumb bee [ __ ] I hate that
[ __ ] what the [ __ ] did he do
what’s his
nameis you talking about the honeycomb
ones yeah oh the raisin people this
Earth that’s the [ __ ] up part though
is like I don’t hate that cuz like I
like raisins I do like raisins
does anyone eat weat bcks you guys know
about weat bs you say weat oh I
definitely not know no weat
dick [ __ ] is that did you say that what
did you say to me right now you telling
me that s got dicks in it
no no we no
[ __ ] [ __ ] called something it’s
something wheat I forget the [ __ ] it’s
called wheat things
no if you tell me there’s a Ser out
there called wheat
dicks I’m going to leave the [ __ ]
chat we dicks boy oh my God son of a
[ __ ] we dicks you’re dead Jesus [ __ ]
Noah stop you [ __ ] I’m going to die
don’t you can’t hide behind a corner I
can see your [ __ ] shiny pants Michael
Jackson if I the [ __ ] did you
do food fund food
fun Noah donated 20 W Noah you know what
I’m
getting some weak
[Laughter]
di [ __ ] Noah don’t do that a Noah are
you what are you doing right now you
you’re still working hurry up get home
bro Man donated me he donated me 20
bucks is a here wheat dicks money no no
I I think I know what you’re talking
about actually what the [ __ ] yeah I I I
think it’s DX or something W’s in the
[ __ ] dude is a Dix and they’re like
little balls are they not
Dix I swear I’ve heard about they taste
like
air okay I think I’ve had wheat dicks
uhoh bro I think I know where you’re
talking that sounds kind of familiar or
some sort of oh I’m thinking about kicks
k iix that’s a cereal and they’re little
balls I think no little balls yep little
balls y we going to eat for real CU of
[ __ ] Noah W’s in the
sh there a no seral dicks hey
Siri no I’m not going to tell her to do
that actually that’s that’s a bad idea
dick no called we dick never mind good
night Siri good night yeah I’m not
telling her to do
that can’t believe I was about just tell
her to do that I’m going to get some I’m
not getting
cereal what the [ __ ] is it called I’m
think I’m thinking about weedies weedies
the [ __ ]
oh
remember there are wheat thins there’s
wheat there’s a lot of wheat they seral
for sure [ __ ] dog [ __ ] they suck [ __ ]
so mad at the [ __ ] we they’re [ __ ]
dog yeah
horrible the one thing I don’t honestly
thank you I needed that boost one thing
um the what’s that other cereal dude the
uh they’re like dude you you have to eat
them quick otherwise if you pour the
milk in like by the time you even get
like the spoon in and get ready to eat
them no Fruity Pebbles are good they
like dilapidate and they turn to like
dust so like at by the end Fruity
Pebbles PEB you don’t like Fruity
Pebbles no it’s like it’s already so
thin whenever you in the just you got
like two minutes to eat that [ __ ] pretty
Pebbles oh you’re right those those
little thin thin pieces of [ __ ] they’re
like paper you’re eating paper yeah you
got minutes yeah yeah yeah yeah okay no
but you know what that one’s okay you
know why cuz if you eat those [ __ ]
without milk they’re actually pretty
good like you just kind of go in raw I
don’t know if I should use that
terminology to describe
okay all right if you go in with no milk
they’re actually pretty
tasty you going with milk you got to eat
that in T minus 30 seconds otherwise
you’re eating dust you’re coughing out
sand
you where you been taking me I don’t
even know where at man you trust me I’ve
just been over here doing to do this you
trust me bro you know me
bro you thought it was over
H you’re not even a fault me and
your this pickax I got from the ruin
portal is actually good
in what are you talking about MJ what do
you
mean got a golden pickaxe with like the
best enchantments the [ __ ] but Gold’s
not good you can’t do [ __ ] with gold
right
yeah I mean it’s shiny and stuff but
that [ __ ] can’t even break
Diamond I learn I learned that the hard
way can break gold
I don’t like this way I don’t like this
way let’s back out let’s back out I
don’t like this way I don’t like this
way my diamond uh radar is not going off
over there it’s not going off so let’s
go this way oh
[ __ ] I trying to survive where you got
me where am my [ __ ] MJ’s over there
fighting his
demons are you down here yeah I’m down
here down there yeah yeah I’m down oh
you got it you got it Mr netherite you
got it
okay
damn I’m actually gonna die I’m actually
GNA die I got to stand
here [ __ ]
you what do you think about Apple Jack
what do you think about [ __ ] Mr Apple
Jacks is
good Mr Mr worldwide pit dude
um Lucky Charms man I [ __ ] I don’t
like liards oh you [ __ ] you wouldn’t you
wouldn’t of course you don’t okay Seth
you don’t know
what’s man what don’t know what’s good
you don’t know what’s good in life Seth
tell me right now you like red or
blue neither I like purple yeah you
see
purple lurking playing a bit of
OverWatch you’re good Robin you’re good
Robin no I followed Noah’s coordinates
to his place and they also tell me which
direction I head over to see your um how
do I how do I describe your [ __ ] your
your home it’s not even a home it’s like
cool it looks mystical it’s a [ __ ]
what is that block it’s a Wonderland
it’s a whole Disney movie in there
Robin how the [ __ ] do you do
that some cool things I made a big old
tree that I lived in for a while hello I
see that who is this who the [ __ ] is
this who is that who is that speak up
hello speak up culture okay damn y’all
can finally hear me bro I’ve been
talking to myself this entire time I was
wondering I was like oh yeah he had
joined I didn’t hear him yeah I we just
hearing you
now bro I’ve been talking to myself this
entire time bro I’m having like many
conversations bro answering your
questions or [ __ ] bro I’m like y yep yep
yep they’re ignoring
me
no dude were you were you joining in
what was your uh your uh so what is on
with me right now bro uhhuh I got a I
logged into the wrong
account into what Discord or Minecraft
whatever Minecraft oh so you can’t get
it oh no I can oh I just got to log into
the right account oh yeah yeah yeah yeah
yeah come through but were you talking
about cereal cuz cereal is good oh yeah
no I said is actually surprisingly good
what is what did you say raising bra
yeah that’s what I’m saying I like it
too I think you’re just BEC an
old I mean I’m only 22 bro I’m not
really
old he said I think you’re oh help
me get in there hey watch out watch out
I got netherite like as far as other you
got netherite Tores I thought I
dides oh that’s what I was saying like
there’s worst cereal out there like all
over all over I love it I love it I mean
like I’m not hating bro like I got to
try something if I’m going to like not
like it you get what I’m saying sure
yeah that makes sense but off the top of
your head what cereal do you like you I
mean do you have you taste and you’re
like no no you’re like I’m not eating
that [ __ ] I always I’ll be honest bro I
always go after like cinnamon sa
crunch crunch go
hard or Apple Jacks one to two that’s
really it I’m not huge on Cinnamon but I
do like Apple Jacks I think they’re okay
s s i like s hey you know what if you
buy that event tomorrow you are
one is that [ __ ] going live tomorrow oh
[ __ ] me
dude so don’t I mean do what you want
but I I feel the exact same way do what
you want right that would be dumb that
would be dumb yeah I’m not going to tell
nobody how to spend their money but [ __ ]
me hey Pop though po
dude
I’mma let that be I’ve already voiced
mine what Happ dude I played today with
Mari um on her stream for a little bit
bro by the end of it I had to pop pills
like I had to pop [ __ ] acetaminophen
Tylenol headache relief damn damn the
[ __ ] dude that bad dude I I already get
headaches as it is but that [ __ ] that
[ __ ] made my nostrils burn like it it
was so bad bro what the [ __ ] was that
Rob huh I don’t we don’t like Apex oh
yeah well I mean we I mean you know C
popping off you guys play Apex I still
don’t
again but I’m good at
it need the max I need the max we cor be
eing me bro I be trying to play with him
bro bro do
not you ain’t ly you Ain lying it’s just
culture no
uh no look look you do you man it’s not
that I don’t Fu with
you it’s
just you I want to be an [ __ ] you
just can’t play with people like certain
people you can’t play with you can’t
play with me I swear to [ __ ] dude you
you try to play with me and you regret
it like two matches in I swear I hear it
in your voice you can’t hide it you’re
like get on apex with me Ace I’m like
all right three matches in he’s like my
God yeah let’s just say season 20 I take
AIC way too should look at me look look
come here look what I’m telling you bro
huh no he’s s h pick that [ __ ] up
pushing like 5 K is cuz I’m
trash pretty much pretty yeah basic if
you’re not on his level then you’re
you’re
just you got to be on me got to
be that’s crazy as [ __ ] especially
especially
I like the way you said that I’m man
that’s crazy especially for especially
for rank that [ __ ] hurts a little bit
but then you’re not like it’s true don’t
hurt my feelings no it hurts mine being
honest that hurts
mine that [ __ ] never hurts my feelings I
don’t
go I just wish I was better bro that
game [ __ ] no it genuinely does piss
me off cuz you can’t have fun at least
with Battle Royale cuz I I I told oh man
I’ve like I told Mari like earlier I was
like dude I was like this [ __ ] game
like you have to like play it
consistently you have to be like a sweat
it’s not casual anymore like you have to
be like pretty crazy at the game to even
enjoy it and then even then you’re not
[ __ ] Superman like let’s say you win
one fight or two fights what’s to stop
like from another just two three teams
jumping you when you’ve just won so the
victory or the the slight win you just
got for killing a team is just gone
immediately cuz you got killed cuz you
were
weak you me game playing gold smash
Legends matchmaking is so bad you
games against the best players in the
game yeah you see I don’t know clan tags
and skins Clan yeah the [ __ ] when you
see the clan tags it’s over you’re like
all right I’m out of
here J that’s why I like I do like the
gun playay though I do like you know
playing the the modes like Team
Deathmatch and control that’s fun but
batt Royale that [ __ ] um I swear
something happens inside of my head
every time happened I oh [ __ ] help
me spider jockey say it’s bad it’s bad
it is bad wait in your case the Apex
yeah dude I know you’re were telling me
that’s why I told you too I knew it bro
cuz when Mari asked when she asked you
if you wanted to play with her I can
feel it in like you didn’t have to say
[ __ ] bro I’m an empath I can read your
[ __ ] like feelings from here dude and
I’m like this dude does not
want to
he does not want his KD to take an even
bigger cuz we had a [ __ ] up night he
doesn’t want that [ __ ] to take a bigger
hit whenever Mario and alter was played
I dropped down 20
points so I was like bro you got an ALT
hop on that and he’s like oh yeah and
that was it like a wave of Rel that
still piss let’s go I’m back in the
[ __ ] game because I
Wasing me from 200 me away like what
the oh my God bro yo Alejandro sorry
sorry hey Alejandro what’s up how you
doing how’s your night going welcome
signed into the wrong [ __ ] account
bro my [ __ ] dumb black ass all
okay it’s all right man it’s okay no
it’s not it’s not where was The Ram at I
wanted to oh yeah uh um go to
announcements Community post yeah it’s
on announcements and then you’ll see
like I made like a highlighted kind of
post at everybody with the the
it’s in your Discord in your Discord
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah right there all
right bet say say um I was going to ask
though how you been cuz it’s been a
while man since like I think the last
time we played her her talked was uh
Monopoly with uh honest bro Life Is Life
in but I can’t complain yeah
yeah I feel that I feel that a lot I
wish
um I mean I wish I was in like a better
financial situation but like I mean I’m
not like a planet cuz like I’m not like
homeless or nothing like that bro but
you know like pay for everything you
wish you had more money and [ __ ] that’s
really how I am right
now yeah yeah man I be paying off
everything bro on time and [ __ ] Bro
might paying some [ __ ] in
advance it’s scary dude I still feel
broke as [ __ ] it’s it’s just it’s just
it that’s why I tell like cuz we have
like a lot of like kind of younger uh
people here and like in in in the chat
and kind of come by stream I tell them
like dude just enjoy being a kid
like enjoy that [ __ ] cuz H 18 bro when I
turn 18 dead ass I hated it since then
oh so you already hate you you you hated
it out right I got introduced to this
[ __ ] bro when I was 18 bro yeah yeah my
dumb ass thought I hated life since I
was 18 bro yeah I I thought honestly I
was like I need to help around I need to
contribute cuz that’s how everybody
struggling and I did that but then I was
like oh [ __ ] wait I forgot about me oh
damn y got a whole
yeah
yeah
oh [ __ ] oh now I’m scared and [ __ ] I
almost I almost looked them in the eyes
I almost looked them in the eyes I
almost looked them in the eyes just get
away from love oh [ __ ] he keeps moving
dude I don’t look at his
eyes nice it’s tough I got to get like I
got to get like nine to eight kills
every my kid stay the same that’s [ __ ]
up to me dude because your lobby like
nah dude I don’t know bro be a
[ __ ]
[ __ ] but the [ __ ] up part is that you
keep up with it for the most part like
you’re not exactly going to be hitting
that number every every match but you’re
not I signed in to it bro and I’m in
your U whatam call it your realm now I’m
back on to Call of
Duty all right bet dude well you can
just stop by and just play whenever you
want yeah yeah I go back to work till
Friday so I’ll be in for minute yeah
yeah yeah for sure man no no no no
problem at
all I’m [ __ ] starving dude I should
not have come down here without like I I
only have four slabs of meat on me oh my
god of course you got the hook up let’s
go but no I’ll be honest bro Cortez
honestly when I do play with you bro I
be having my bad games or when I be
playing solo BR I be [ __ ] just be
having bad I don’t be having bad games I
feel
like the world be against me bro I
promise to God bro my teammates never do
more than like 300
damage alejandre you got to let it cool
down it’ll be available right now just
let it cool down I swear to God bro I
get so [ __ ]
unlucky dude I feel like that too every
time every no no no no Cortez can can
vouch me on this every time I play with
this man I get ratted on I get sniped
from afar
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah I just or
a whole team is just waiting for me dude
I thought that was just me you know what
I realized I mean yeah I could probably
be better at the game but you you know
what it is too it’s it’s cuz you play
with him and you get matched with his
like sweaty ass lobbies bro no no no no
i’ be used to it I be used to it really
but it’s the fact that it just be so
[ __ ]
unfortunate when I just get camped on
and I can’t fight I can’t do nothing
about it doesn’t that [ __ ] piss you off
doesn’t that sh piss you off my random
or when our random bro just be just
watch me
die or no no I dead ass dead ass when I
got when I got camped on right no when I
got that’s to say not even Camp I got
red on right mm are random really just
watch Cortez just
fight they was just in the corner
[ __ ] sucking their th bro he just no
he would just he just watched and he
ran yeah why [ __ ] help that happens a
lot he just watched and
ran I was like damn I was like corz you
know he left you right he said
yeah
yeah yeah I’m used to it he said I can
hear I can hear the pain in his voice
like yeah you know he left y That’s why
I hit a masters it’s not [ __ ] [ __ ]
all these people yeah like hitting
diamond is no problem but soloing to
Masters I don’t some
[ __ ] I don’t know if that’s I ain’t
going to lie bro I was high plat
one and then my R then my algorithm for
my randoms kept [ __ ] haing me bro
then I Tred to get with people in
Discord bro I just gave up bro I don’t
even care no more I just gave
up I don’t like that I don’t like that c
have you been playing it
like has it not been the same you
haven’t been touching it as like as as
much as youed I’ve been playing Cod ever
since bro I’m just waiting for a new
split like bro I haven’t streamed at all
bro like dead you can check my latest
stream I haven’t streamed in a couple of
days you been taking it
easy oh yeah bro I’m just waiting till
next split bro I [ __ ]
refus like no like dead ass bro my last
I think you can check like my last game
bro or like my I literally bro I went
all my randoms bro literally don’t do
[ __ ]
dude they don’t do [ __ ] bro like I don’t
how the [ __ ] are you in plat bro but you
don’t do [ __ ] and you just rat or you
just get [ __ ] on instantly bro like
what the [ __ ] can I do bro yeah I see
[ __ ] like that to consistently keep
ratting bro that [ __ ] happens I’m
streaming too so like who’s going to
really want to watch that for real that
[ __ ] happens I’m like no you get those
[ __ ] kind of teammates and you’re
like how the [ __ ] did you get here like
you were carried no [ __ ] you were
carried and you just trying to do the
solo Oh [ __ ] I’ll be right back
or like there be some situations bro
like I’ll be having KP cuz I can match
energy bro so it’s like I can get
KP but there be like some people bro
that knows how to like oh yeah let’s
push everything but they don’t know how
to go for placement as well cuz
placement also matters in this
game but they don’t comprehend
that but you know I just be chatting
though I’m just a black man talking
though no realize that
I’m just I just be
chatting I swear every time I talk bro
it be going to run after the other with
the
randoms yes cult even if the games
weren
um oh no 90% of the time I’m going to
I’m going to do but no it gave up it was
horrible I literally got n man no oh
yeah you got n man
yeah that [ __ ] was
tough
I’m I made it to Diamond 3 cuz I had you
know the motivation not anymore don’t
just kill grindon [ __ ]
that know I’ll be honest bro I’ve been
trying to be consistent bro after that
cheater video I
did after that bro I just been getting
shitty randoms bro like if I’m not
getting shitty randoms bro I’m I’m
getting sick six man bro or just
something
else so like it’s don’t I don’t really
matter to me bro I don’t even care no
more I don’t know um I say next play I’m
going try to find a team before I start
playing rank
[Music]
again I if I do I do if I don’t I don’t
I don’t really care but it’s not even
really wor it for
real like it’s not even how I say it’s
not really fun for real you solo que
like that [ __ ] is literally a [ __ ] to
do is like um like or you try to
communicate God forbid you got a Duo
that’s actually a like they actually
play together and you’re in a party God
forbid bro you asked him to go to game
chat
at that point bro you might as well be
talking to
yourself said it bit
crazy oh God that [ __ ] be
crazy but I be the [ __ ] bro when I be
cussing them
out I’m the
[ __ ] h no no [ __ ]
R [ __ ]
bro yeah I got told one time bro
um I need to calm down bro stop yelling
at people and [ __ ]
Bro [ __ ] just sold the entire game I am
cussing this man
out
you just sold the entire game I’m
cussing you out bro like no you’re not
safe I don’t give a [ __ ] how old you
is you’re
right what are you guys talking
about Apex still bro don’t even mention
that name mother [ __ ] in my vicinity
no like I was telling him like I don’t
like I don’t really care about your age
bro like the
game out of
context I didn’t think about
that chill chill chill
chill chill chill
chill like that bro I a even like that
chill h no but they do deserve it
though [ __ ] me I I do think yeah know
it’s true like online dude like man
imagine but like Cortez bro I don’t
really care about like when it comes to
like playing Apex rank bro I don’t care
about your age bro if you [ __ ] up I’m
cussing you out especially if you sell
the game heavily here’s what I’m going
to tell you right
now cont is crazy it it [ __ ] me up I
had a game like back when I used to play
uh like Apex a bit more often um I was
playing I think it was just like
controller maybe was Team Deathmatch
either
way something about my teammates they
were talking I was in team chat I wasn’t
talking to them but I could hear them
and I didn’t mute them but [ __ ] me they
were annoying bro and like jokingly like
you know just to start [ __ ] cuz like
dude I used to play Xbox 360 like quite
a bit I I come from that era of talking
[ __ ] not that I wait not not that I said
something out of pocket but Warfare 2
days yeah exactly but I I think 2009
verbatim I think I said hey y’all can I
I said can you shut the [ __ ] up y’all
y’all mad annoying for real and bro they
got hella quiet like I ruined their day
I was like are you kidding
me I was like dude like nowadays you
can’t say [ __ ]
Yeah [ __ ] be getting butt hurt bro
like i’ be saying hey bro I ain’t going
to like I be like some there be ttimes
like I be talking normally right yeah
and like this like this how I talk to
people 24/7 this how I talk that be like
hey bro I’m be honest with you you I
don’t know why you doing dumbass [ __ ]
right there you think I’m G to support
her dumb assery your dumb
assy you’re [ __ ] Tom
Foolery no I say dumb assy I said it
like that I know like the actual word
and they took you and they took you
seriously even with that word bro took
me
seriously he muted and he unmuted and
saido I don’t like how you talking to me
bro I feel like you trying to like up to
me he said hey matter of fact bro pull
up I’m like I’m like bro like you’re you
want me to support a push out in the
open I am
costic what do you want me to do and it
was
ranked yes yeah you see you have to
expect something you want me to push out
in the open and I am playing costic
it’s like dude if you don’t want to I
don’t get it dud people are really soft
I don’t know just nowadays it’s online
they’re soft I’m playing costic what the
[ __ ] can I
do get in there teleport in kidnap
someone my bad bro I didn’t know I was
[ __ ] someu Ka type [ __ ] bro I got I
got the Boogie woie on me bro like I
didn’t know that I had that [ __ ]
curse technique on me bro yeah bro
honestly you should have uh o
bro I go back in the lab bro I go back
in the
lab yeah you didn’t drop the Boogie bomb
when you were supposed to you uh [ __ ] my
fault bro I didn’t know I had to equip
that bro my fault
I I don’t want to go up there no B it’s
true it’s true man I don’t know like
especially when it comes to ranked in
that [ __ ] game like there’s a point
where you just can’t do it with randoms
I I want to say it’s diamond and on
Platinum you can get you can get
honestly get through bronze and platinum
with with like randoms if you kind of
play your own
game no bro people are so brain dead
right now in PL I mean I haven’t played
while like I’m not even saying like I
can’t like I can’t get through plat
lobbies I normally can I normally and I
can get to like diamond by myself but
this
season they acting like bro oh I don’t
know how to fight I don’t know I use my
R2
button I want to know where the [ __ ]
they went wrong dude cuz there
definitely came a point where people
were just like they weren’t I I it must
have been like a couple seasons ago
where you actually got more points for
ratting or some [ __ ] like that where
like they they actively just rewarded
people for not playing huh I’m literally
getting I’m plat and I’m getting bronze
players that ain’t right something’s not
right there don’t make no
sense
oh spend $700 on our game that don’t
make no
sense getting people that are
bronzey where the [ __ ] did you go where
the [ __ ] did I oh my bad if it’s not if
it’s not people from bronze or are not
in my rank I’m either getting people
that don’t play the
game
selling or what Cortez going through is
getting six man and nine man yo did you
see that too isn’t that [ __ ] bro isn’t
that [ __ ] I’m not bro I’m not going
through that [ __ ] Bro oh my mother I’m
not chess what the [ __ ] did you
go I don’t know this dude got lost in
the sauce I have to find this man pull
out I’m
20 20 50 yeah the first coordinate is –
20 no noga
50
50 J said
yeah did and then dude yeah I saw that
[ __ ] video bro like it didn’t occur
to me that this was ranked and that dude
the people in that like six n Man team
were PRS that was like excuse yes bro
yes there were PRS and they were like
multi like they hit PR for season
they’ve had that account for season I
wonder how not banned like what bro
they’ve been cheating the entire time
bro they not [ __ ] legit what was that
dude’s name that did the hack at the AGS
Destroyer or some [ __ ] like that what
was his name Destroyer yeah Destroyer on
the [ __ ] yeah Destroyer 2009 yeah
damn W to Destroyer I see you he’s quote
unquote 15
sh you mean to tell me a 15y old hack
your main frame yeah oh yeah no [ __ ]
way bro and you know we could work on
that but hold up real fast there’s this
really cool Universe in earland we need
to get you guys to buy it’s only about
like nearly a grand do that first and
then we’ll think about fixing like our
security and [ __ ]
[ __ ] I couldn’t find your dumbass cuz
you’ve been crouching the whole time you
[ __ ] stand up stand up straight when you
talk to me
Cortez who the [ __ ] you think you are
bro who the [ __ ] think you
are
oh oh I was losing my [ __ ] mind
trying to find you
ohte Ain just
SL I found
you be crazy you tring to be crazy stand
up straight when you talk I’m going to
get that L thing smack you that
[ __ ] talking to me crazy I found you you
were such a [ __ ] when you talking to
me bro it’s crazy was so hard to find
you when I was I was down there looking
for you I didn’t see you the only way
the only reason I found you was because
you’re shiny ass
pants [ __ ] was glistening all the way
over here I was like oh yeah he
rich I already got it I
think
oh it’s for tomorrow I gotta get
likez rich bro I tomorrow’s the big
update with the univers [ __ ]
no bro Cortez Rich bro don’t let this fo
yo I’m not going to lie to you he I I
think cuz he’s he’s young I but I think
her is off to a great start as as far as
like money managing goes I mean I know
recently he’s been um like you said
Cortez you’ve been indulging a little
bit on like the McDonald’s and stuff
which is fine treat yourself life is
short a little
bit a little I’m not going to sell you
out bro I’m going leave
it look it’s not about that man [ __ ]
door Dash like about $200 worth of [ __ ]
in a week oh my God in a
week that’s not my business
so with your mouth full what are you
eating right
now bro how many points do you got in
McDonald’s bro yo that’s true that was
so good you know you get ah bro you
should have ordered
this that’s exactly what I was just
thinking bro I’ve had people tell me use
the McDonald’s app you realize you get
points you can get free food for free I
was like what you just get points for
just ordering
[ __ ] look so look G right so when I was
so my mom told me to download a
Chick-fil-A app the
[ __ ] my mother there’s a Chick-fil-A app
us it’s used to me too that [ __ ] create
look create your account I promise you I
got a th000 points in a few days bro how
have play here I forgot I’m just buying
food bro I’m door dashing buying
food but wait I’m buying like I’m buying
like $30 worth of food oh God and then
okay you said you got like a th000
points what is like how much points
would like a chicken sandwich
be
[ __ ] think I’m out here [ __ ] like
looking at points and [ __ ] cuz like a
thousand points s took a lot but what if
like a simple [ __ ] cider fries is
like 5,000
points H let let me let me go to it let
me go to it yeah we didn’t know the
currency here man if we’re talking
business we got to know exact what’s
should play on hold on hold on I’m going
Chill on me Chill on me don’t to
it so a chicken sandwich
is a normal chicken sandwich is eight
800 points oh
[ __ ] that’s a free [ __ ]
sandwich more than a
sandwich bro so right now so right now I
can really get like a medium
fres if I wanted to he’s going to get
right now BR that’s it oh god oh yeah no
bro I had 1300 points bro I wasted that
[ __ ] all
bro yeah what you get 1300 yourself you
got milkshake I wasted Ito I wasted it
on like nuggets and chicken strip oh my
god oh both you got both worth it oh my
God worth
itgs go hard dude oh my mother that [ __ ]
go hard I fight my girlfriend for that
[ __ ] it was I want try to go back it was
a Sunday I I
hated
yeah yeah isn’t that weird it’s [ __ ]
nuts but yeah that’s the thing they do I
didn’t know they were like that I didn’t
know either so so what they do so the
reason why they do that is because it
makes people want to go to Chick-fil-A
more all right so they just lying about
them going to church then [ __ ] no
it’s not it’s like a it’s like a
double-sided like oh what are you going
to say like you’re going to give a [ __ ]
bro you really think bro you really
think there’s a lot of people that work
at Chick-fil-A go to church probably not
probably not half of the [ __ ]
might be
atheist like bro come on bro what’s
[ __ ] for real right now bro half the
[ __ ] might be [ __ ] atheist
like a bar you got a church and a
Catholic School in the back hey [ __ ]
that bro what’s be honest bro nobody
ain’t going to the Catholic School Bro
Other than [ __ ] lesbians and [ __ ]
I was trying to tell Mar where
and
Stu no no disrespect to D profession but
we’ll be honest about
it yeah what’s up what do you want have
you heard about the chinga chicken
chicken problem the [ __ ] did you just
say to me what the fu the chicken the
chicken Fila chicken problem the chicken
fil-A chicken problem yeah tell me about
it actually antibiotics in the chicken
now they’re putting antibiotics in the
chicken are they giving us chemically
genetically modified chicken switching
yeah they’re switching bro how big are
these chickens how big are no How big
these chickens getting but apparently
they run they’re running out of the the
fresh ones I knew it dude I’ve been
telling people for [ __ ] years to stop
eating food like that I mean cuz I’m not
stopping either but there’s going to be
a point where like we just we’re going
to eat all the chickens and cows in the
world bro and that’s it like we’re going
to have to start
like if the chicken is good if
the if that shit’s
good I don’t give a [ __ ] you got you got
to eat mystery meat if it tastes good
[ __ ] it bro if it tastes good GG’s bro
you’re not surviving the zombie
apocalypse’s you’re becoming the zombie
GG’s i
zie g to be patient
Z if it’s cooked just
right here’s the thing biting them
back you’re on your little pinky Arc
while There’s a Zombie apocal y doing
all this for Chick-fil-A come on now no
but what come on now what did you what
did you hear ctez like are they saying
that that the chicken they’re using now
for their stuff it’s like they have a
lot of like chemicals and preservatives
in that [ __ ] or what do you mean I mean
the chicken they using now it’s healthy
it’s real as a completely real so that’s
the I that’s a problem but they’re
switching it that’s what I’m saying they
going to antibiotic chicken you see what
I’m say oh I see so switching over to
the bit to the [ __ ] bad [ __ ] so what
gets oh wait wait they’re switching over
to the bad chicken they’re going to
start using fake chicken yeah so they
going back to the [ __ ] that basically
has a lot of steroids and bro have you
seen that [ __ ] have you seen cows and
chickens that like built on steroids
they can bench press like a house
they’re literally three times bigger
than a regular [ __ ] chicken it’s [ __ ]
dude it’s scary and we’re eating those
guys no you don’t baby I’m
sorry they got go wrestling ring dude
yeah they’re up there with John Cena I
swear I’ve seen them dude it’s [ __ ] up
like and we eat this John Cena not even
that huge bro you know what um John Cena
will beat your
ass gonna
say for sure I would I’m just saying no
I’m just saying as a whole bro he really
not that big in comparison to like to
like let’s say um dude it was [ __ ]
massive uh uh you seen Drew
McIntyre who the [ __ ] is that
dude it’s that big Scottish dude that
motherfucker’s a
giant it’s
scary an one British guy who’s big as
[ __ ] huge no he’s stish he’s he he talks
he talks like this e he’ll kick you over
the [ __ ] head that’s how he talks he
that’s scary
too honestly I’m going to go heat up my
mexic food bro that got in theid bro
good luck good luck surviving this [ __ ]
happens every night we always end up
talking about food and I it just it
[ __ ] it kills me I was I was going to
fast bro but [ __ ] y’all bro oh
God no like I was really going to fast
till like Thursday but [ __ ]
y yeah now you got points you got points
in Chick-fil-A so you got you got you
ain’t doing that [ __ ] he can get a
medium
fries that’s going be my
Wednesday it planned
out
cour [ __ ] I play out my
Mills it makes that day extra the truth
is you still eating chcken that’s true
at this point you’re not they change out
the chicken I’m going to be honest yes
okay okay becom a zombie I was going to
say if even if you’re in California you
can’t you can’t order in and out that’s
[ __ ] up there’s there’s no way you can
have that picked up they don’t do it on
like door Dash or nothing like that I
wish they would though honestly I don’t
know that [ __ ] probably won’t even
taste
did he just growl at
[Laughter]
me what the [ __ ] did you hey I’m M my
mic what did you say oh
no hey yo okay did you guys check out
what I’ve built so far I Robin I did oh
you probably weren’t in in the Stream
when I ice Robin your whole I don’t know
what to call it it it’s it’s too
beautiful for words it’s a whole [ __ ]
Disney movie yeah I saw I Saw the Sign
you had little cubby hole how the [ __ ]
how long did that take you to to
make well I have ADD in the game
so I’ll start doing one area and then
start doing another area so it takes a
long time it it honestly looks like it’s
all like and then I have to go farm
material
uhhuh oh my God no I mean I thought so
we started with Noah’s first and I’m
like okay this is like pretty [ __ ]
crazy it looks cool and then Noah tells
us like oh follow the road it it leads
to your little Providence there we took
it and dude me and CZ were just like
what the [ __ ] I didn’t want to leave
there’s like some random pigs and cows
outside of your area I didn’t want to
punch those things I feel like they’re a
part of the ecosystem I’m like I’m
not that’s F yeah like that it got CEST
singing Disney music and just a song
like that it was just like it was it was
beautiful it was like remember me it was
beautiful exactly exactly Robin it’s
great honestly between you and Noah you
guys have been well the tower I’m
building is actually going to go above
the ground too I had to go explore for a
little while no yeah I can’t wait I I
can’t wait to see it it’s 10 out of 10
11 out of 10 Disney out of 10 it’s
[ __ ]
beautiful beautiful
beautiful are you guys in a hurry to
beat the game no no no one’s already
beaten it apparently I already beat the
[ __ ] yeah donating all that armor to me
yeah I’m like this D’s Rich I only got
four diamonds thank you for reminding me
too I think Noah was going to show me
he’s working on some crazy like water
Monument too I got to go take a look at
it we got to get out of here
CZ uh yeah you got it yeah I just [ __ ]
me let’s go this way I don’t know which
oh that way no nope oh we fell into lava
we got to
I got to go this
way I just demolished a Milky Way
bar damn I feel disgusted with myself
now why oh my God man that is so much
chocolate especially at like
11 I almost fell in the [ __ ] lava pit
I fell in it too but if you get out of
it like you’ll be right what’s your
favorite candy I wanted to ask what’s
going on with the portal thing why why
are we one zombie back somewhere else
yeah Noah was telling me about that that
was annoying him cuz he’ll put a portal
down it’ll work but if you try to I need
to make a path oh yeah I think we
mentioned railroads or something my
water I had a water bot or somebody gave
him the right a do this this culture
right here look at
him wait culture that no that’s not
culture culture is that you that a you
who’s
this I don’t
know I okay well anyways we’re going
out fish
though oh
pickax pick
[ __ ] you joined this
too here for like three minutes F okay
good I’m glad you’re able to find
everything okay um you haven’t seen
Robin’s Place
huh I’m try Rob my own right now damn
all right then I’m trying to get out of
here damn you shut up just [ __ ] [ __ ]
[ __ ] [ __ ]
[ __ ] shut the [ __ ] up now you know how
you sound my house disrespect me where’s
the high where’s the hay where’s my high
huh equality
[ __ ] what the [ __ ] yeah ctez she’s
she’s got a she’s got like a bon pick
with you recently man she’s
uh
yeah I’m trying to get out of here right
now I got to meet Noah we got you walk
in a my TR
okay good your chat
huh walking in my
trash go this way go this
way you have it if you want I guess no
[ __ ] you God damn
it shs over there
fighting I got I got jumped by the
Special Forces now I going to get the
[ __ ] out of this [ __ ] good luck bro GG’s
I don’t want to get the bad ending I
want to get the true
ending I really am glad though that
between like I mean just everybody who’s
been
playing Mar that I’m glad you guys have
been making use of this [ __ ] realm
honestly I want to play more often I
really do want to do some like I don’t
know if I want to do the big ass
Japanese tower I did in Mario’s realm
that took a lot of I want to play
something else you want to do something
else we should do something else I I am
going to farm a lot yeah about stard
dude that’s
true yeah that [ __ ] happened and we need
to like but it’s PC only right now right
I we
have we should [ __ ] do a that [ __ ] by
the way by the way in the same day it
got like four different
patches patches makes sense yeah I
believe that like frame one like I
remember I downloaded it and then I
played for a little bit I got on my old
world that I
have see what I have on that world right
now yeah that makes sense yeah you know
I played it for a bit and I tried the
new one which you’re going to love it’s
like the meal lands where like the you
you mention two chickens for free yeah
the little animal just kind of sanctuary
type of place yeah it’s more farming
it’s more like like animal caring than
um like farming I [ __ ] I love that
dude that’s always my every time I play
um with Mario started like I always just
end up grav gravitate gravitating
towards just like uh grazing chicken and
cows and pigs I love pigs I love the
pigs the pigs the pigs give you a lot of
money don’t they trff making M yeah yeah
making Dino egg mayonnaise and [ __ ] void
mayonnaise but yeah the pigs give you
trou that
yet bro I’m a sty fanatic I I got that
[ __ ] on nearly
everything let’s see uh day one of fall
year two
97,98
3G and 47
hours
get him up she instantly said
rookie 47
hours did you um did you get like the uh
hey bro if a girl say rookie numbers bro
forever rookie yeah not impressed not
impressed even that long not impressed 7
700
Apex I [ __ ] know it’s like
s God man you guys quiet you guys make
my [ __ ] brainer no I was I was trying
to go back to like three different
conversations I forget what we were
talking about something about something
wear a cup
okay I’m married to Harvey
okay she be saying she be saying W’s in
the
chat he was in here for a little
bit he’s young he had to go to bed yeah
he had to go to
bed oh I unlocked the tea sapling that’s
cool
hey who’s T Cham I believe it’s somebody
else that’s in the Discord it’s got to
be um I don’t know
who um aleandro uh yeah yeah yeah
aleandro they also they also added a
little thing in your menu to see like
your relationship and your uh oh with
your animals with your animals see if
you like pet them and how many hearts
they have oh that’s [ __ ] that’s so
useful so instead of having to go to
them like pet
check if you have that’s a huge time
saer too cuz honestly like there’s
points where you don’t have time to pet
and feed them because like you want to
go do something else that day like
exploring trying to get like to floor
100 the skull Caverns bro you need to
like go as soon as you wake up and you
don’t have time to do [ __ ] we did that
without cheating without cheating
without building those staircases I we
got lucky but it it did take us a couple
of tries he knows if he cheat he knows
disppointed in you he’s like you he says
it he’s like he’s like yeah you probably
you probably got here by yourself
without having to you know spam staircas
oh yeah sure sure 100% defitely what an
[ __ ] imagine you do all that and he
just you’re met with that I
don’t he doesn’t give you the prize
that’s true yeah you do that and he lets
you into his casino right yeah yeah yeah
yeah and then you also can uh get out of
the way I’m trying to hit the blocks
behind you I don’t want to hit you hey
watch out D I don’t want to hurt you
watch
out yeah but [ __ ] yeah but [ __ ] Mr Q
what’s his name key
qy yeah
orange
what Annoying Orange Annoying
Orange yeah the [ __ ] CH you un
culture [ __ ] I know exactly who
he is we weren’t even talking about
fruit what the
[ __ ] wasn’t that uh wasn’t it Fred that
did that
Fred yeah yeah yeah like it’s it’s not
it wasn’t Fred but it was the same guy
that did Fred was it not or don’t think
so was it Toby turn who the [ __ ] was who
did the an what’s his name Tobuscus it
was Toby okay was
Tobuscus yes [ __ ] me dude what happened
to that era that thing just disappeared
JJs JJ don’t take tools without asking
yeah remember you got to be nice you
have to be you have to be nice listen if
you’re in the I’m saying it right now if
you’re in the Discord if you’re in the
the realm I need a [ __ ] duck dude we
get we get like maybe one more like
maybe one or two reports of hey this
person’s like kind of messing around and
not doing [ __ ] I’m we’re just going to
kick you just real [ __ ] cuz like people
I hate that [ __ ] I don’t like if it were
me I lose my [ __ ] mind so just be
nice and don’t take people’s things
don’t break people’s stuff and just work
hard for your own [ __ ] yeah just if you
want something ask just don’t don’t do
that uh what Who Am my friends with in
this game not me dude
I’m yeah I’m good friends with
Caroline Oh Seth you’re the one that
always goes after Harvey you like Harvey
yeah I always go after Harvey no matter
what it’s Harvey it’s the doctor daddy
he’s the doctor oh
yeah bro there’s like these enemy mods
that like install like like the eneme I
think did you did you did you happen to
see that when we were playing it with
Mario like live I think I did I made
everybody are attractive and I was like
I don’t know who to even the men I was
like I don’t know what’s going on so God
you mad attractive bro it’s confus shut
the I knew how did I know that was
coming
bro I knew I I know that was coming I
was like I hear it
comes come on your C buddy no but what
the [ __ ] with Jesus
man
I forgot what I was going to say you
[ __ ] um
yeah
anyways no one matters let’s go see
somebody that don’t give a
[ __ ] let’s go we’re going to go what is
this oh you gave me my own pair of
[ __ ] W Noah dude how did you do all
this for president 2020 2025 oh hell no
I’ll pass what are your PR what’s the
first thing you promised to
do I promise you what are you eating
[Laughter]
just you got he spent those points real
quick no I
got oh Mexican food yeah
yeah bro you be suffering come
here mommy be [ __ ] dead bro you not
lying I need me Latina Mommy I do a lot
for
that I don’t like it’s the
food you see that [ __ ] it’s like for a
million dollars I suck it like damn bro
am I
done oh you on that way I ain’t going to
lie I’m not going to lie I like I never
ate cap
cap cap you’re definitely a Munch
culture you yours
you million millionz get your ass
million oh I’m not doing that for I
million dollars is a million dollars do
you realize what you can do with CZ do
you realize how much nugget you can buy
yourself for like a million give [ __ ]
live could live and make Makey house
it’s crazy stop being a [ __ ] bro
get [ __ ] you I literally wouldn’t even
feel like a man anymore like what hell
no that would [ __ ] with you you have the
money but you be like listen listen
listen so if your girl ate your
ass yes I that’s happening never
happening he said yes okay I’m about to
leave
the
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah look
anyways God
visual no no no dude okay that’s what
I’m saying no anyways [ __ ] me oh my God
you guys went on three different holy
[ __ ] Noah we already have a beam going
on dude yeah he [ __ ] I’m telling you
Noah has that maxed out he has it maxed
out he’s been so [ __ ] you know okay
now I’m going to out you know you know
what I did do for him though I think
like day two when we had the real open
he said ace this is [ __ ] and I was
like what he’s like I died the game
ruined like what happened he said it
pushed them off the edge lost all the
electras and I back rolled the game to
like three saves before that happened
and since then this man yeah it glitched
him into the
FL
glitched him into the void but since
then dude he’s been on a mission like I
I back roll the [ __ ] safe for him
what is this he been on this do we have
any mob Farms built no God at least not
that I know of I’m be so
honest yeah I need a girlfriend bro be
lonely I’d say so if you’re talking
about dudes eating somebody’s ass
joking it was just conversation yeah
yeah it
is yeah yeah oh yeah no no no me in
person bro me and two different people
bro no yeah clearly bro the
[ __ ] yo Ace you got something to say
me corz you got something to get off
your chest me me no Cortez hit me
that’s just the noise I make when I get
hit that [ __ ] is crazy everybody can
attest to that I get hit I go yeah know
you do that [ __ ] that shit’s disturbing
I get hit the [ __ ] do you want me to go
ouch that’s smart I’m gonna say the
[ __ ] you’re not actually getting
hit exactly hey when I play my games I
get in all right [ __ ]
you we’re playing Minecraft
you
crazy [ __ ] want me to talk like that
what are you guys doing I don’t know
there’s this ocean Monument out here
playing Modern Warfare 3 I is that what
he’s been working on yeah he um he’s
trying to what did he say yeah he said
he’s going to like close up the whole oh
that’s why he wanted all the [ __ ]
sand he wants to enclose his whole area
up with glass and then he’s going to
soak up all the water inside with like
sponges and
[ __ ] facts all right guys welcome to
Welcome to the sand stream I think
that’s just what that’s going to take
[ __ ]
forever yeah well that is going to take
forever I believe bro I don’t mind oh
[ __ ] no you need you need the sand bro I
get this [ __ ] for you ASAP huh come back
whoa I’m getting hits getting thatter
fish let’s go back let’s go grab um well
you can do whatever you want but real
[ __ ] I I’m going to help I’m going to
commit I’m going
to well hold [ __ ] he’s still going over
he’s smacking the Guardians
up yeah I’m going to go ahead and um
contribute to the cause I want to start
you still need sand right
no of course Raz of course of course of
course I’d say members but we don’t even
have that so if you’re in here yeah
absolutely go ahead Raz there’s the
invite code in the announce if yeah
you’re in my I’m get your whole my
Discord go to announcements and I have
the invite code to the real right there
man [ __ ] it playing Final Fantasy man
[ __ ] it I’m playing I’m playing Blitz
ball
H yeah it’s it’s [ __ ] I’m not going to
lie Blitz ball it could have been done
better yeah it drives me [ __ ] insane
when I try to like to do like the the
stuff for that game you know what
happened you know what happened so when
I like I don’t know what the [ __ ]
wrong with I like shoot the
ball and like the goalie the goalie
cannot catch that [ __ ] like it’s obvious
he cannot catch that [ __ ] but he [ __ ]
catches it it just pisses me off it
makes me go crazy sh in my oh bet I
start start losing it yeah
um I feel like cuz I remember I Googled
it because I I had to do it for like CU
you unfortunately you do got to like win
some of those games for like items and
stuff I think I think there’s some
weapons
um yeah but I mean they’re not crazy but
you know I was just trying to get
everything
CU so I don’t got to win like a blitz
Ball Match to get like Walker’s best
weapon no no no no no you you’ll get
that [ __ ] towards the end of the it’s
missable that’s why I say like for these
old Final Fantasy games just have guys
pull up
because yeah but like I also don’t want
to use a god at the same time they after
theas
laas K oh my [ __ ] god they kill you
Noah they ra I’m sorry besides the
shovels uh is there some meat that I can
grab H hey okay
[ __ ] I laughed halfway through that I
realized how that sounded let me
rephrase there just some meat that I can
grab between my fingers and shove into
my [ __ ] mouth dude I’m hungry I’m
gonna start oh you do making it worse I
got some fitos bro do you want the do
you want the you’re telling me you have
culture fajitas chicken yeah culture
fajitas [ __ ] bro hey man look I am my
name ain’t big man coach
for give me some [ __ ] look where the
furnace are oh bet bro you come to my
crib bro I promise you bro you going to
be fine with food heyo D yeah what do I
summon I want to summon something but I
don’t know which one to summon summon uh
who do you have I got Valor and iFit
Ifrit all right oh my God look at all
this [ __ ] yeah fish
I’m they’re cool especially if if is
sick this man crawls out the
[Music]
ground corz
want you to know man you’re a great man
bro yeah I get
that I was Dam I forgot about the
situation [ __ ] I take that I’m so sorry
bro I’m so sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m
sorry bro I’m sry I get that a lot I’m
sorry
bro I was going to say too like I try to
convince him about that every day I
didn’t mean to like that bro
Sorry’s oh my God bro now I’m so
sorry holy
[Music]
moly crazy
world it is it is it I got so much you
know what here you
go that [ __ ] bro always said the
best oh [ __ ] I don’t have enough for
anything here heyo make you feel better
bro wasn’t at least you wasn’t with
bro at least was was official I was
official of mine so I got all right
moving on moving
on anying y’all ate good today right
yeah oh yeah
we oh my [ __ ] god they killed youa
again dude I they killed youa again like
had you got to use with her she weak she
weak as [ __ ] yeah I don’t like her bro I
always use the main
pain yo Demi hi Demi how you doing hi hi
hi spaming it [ __ ] you game how do I get
[ __ ] I want to get her I want to get
more skills for her how you doing Demi
get that spear grid [ __ ] up do to level
up how
I I have EOD how did I die shovel sh
trash ass game got EOD EOD oh my God
they let’s go let’s go I’m only doing
this because he said it was fine he said
I can take the shovels we’re going to
help with the sand he needs a lot of
glass I’m at Noah’s I’m just grabbing oh
my [ __ ]
God I’m not going to lie to you bro you
going to want to leave me leave me alone
cuz I’m just going to be mining up sand
for a minute for
Noah just mining I just got [ __ ]
sweep I don’t know what I’m
doing man I just
died the weirdest dream is still up in
the sky CRA marel store I don’t know
which one bro like
disability started
running
[ __ ] Ed and
yes what the dog doing [ __ ]
Noah you that easy where’ y go he said
I’m so sorry I’m so sorry F supposed to
know about these
things I
mean I wish I had it I want to see how
that feels
hey I’m not Li dude I’m losing my
[ __ ] mind over here I what
what
Ed bro like honestly bro it’s a sad
[ __ ] thing
honestly you don’t you don’t experience
that I think no like personally I think
I’ll have a better
life what do you mean by that what do
you mean no no because it’s not e that
makes you not want to have sex
yeah I know I know I know listen listen
listen listen
I don’t have to go after my
urges I think the urges are a
subconscious thing not a I needed right
right right right right called self then
I can
learn not very child
appropriate sorry we’re
sorry I keep mentally checking out I’m
like yeah you guys I’m over here trying
to figure out [ __ ]
get hey but we haven’t said like you
know Rob Robin said it you guys have
been smart you guys no I really don’t I
mean a th% I would personally I wouldn’t
mind if I had Ed over there over there
are worst things in the world I said all
right all right in 30 years back at
this sorry guys you said I had a dream
with some crappy marble store and I see
some the black pan mask I’m
holding
that’s [ __ ] scary R do you want and
that’s something like in the dream you
like black panther you’re like I’m not
giving this to that kid [ __ ] that
kid man [ __ ] these kids I’ve been
sleeping all day like I’ll take a nap
wake up again do something and sleep
again taking yeah I swear every time you
you you come in and say hi dami it’s
because you just woke up from like a six
hour [ __ ]
MP and they just awake all night yeah no
that that Monopoly game bro [ __ ] over
bro I would never get married
bro this [ __ ] is still on my dick yeah
um no I’m not no [ __ ] that I’m not going
to here’s the thing and I told Mario
this like okay granted like the
conversations this this get Jesus the
things that we say like in streams and
stuff I’m like this isn’t like a a kid
friend like you know there’s like that
option where it’s like YouTube kids or
whatever this is definitely not that
kind of stream like granted we’re not
going to be talking about like ranted
[ __ ] right but still like I mean you
know yeah they’re going to about this
stuff in
School Educational purpos yeah I’m not
I’m not condoning nothing we’re not
doing anything like that but I’m like
who
cares don’t think in school lie yeah man
I for men no they I no they tell you
watch that video so it’s you’re not
going to learn about in school I you
know what I our high school did yeah we
did no my sex some school I don’t
really yeah they force us
sex what is this [ __ ]
[ __ ] reason like learn you guys need
learn yeah my freshman year in high
school bro um sex said yeah it was like
a requirement yeah was [ __ ] it was um
eighth grade for me before they kind of
like shipped us out to high school oh I
saw I saw the first uh the girl video
what made it funny though I see the next
year bro it was like five girls pregnant
dude no it it it it’s [ __ ] up but they
showed fifth grade for me holy [ __ ] damn
damn that fifth grade that’s [ __ ] they
started you guys early that’s when you
guys yeah did your parents sign that
paper and everything so you learned cuz
my
parents I think I think they forced you
they grabbed you by the head and they’re
like listen you’re going to learn about
this today I had to get my parents to
sign but a little boy told me about the
birds and the bees when I was in the
second grade and it was
ironic because that’s when my mom
decided to tell me when I got home he
told me on the bus so on the way home
from school I learned about it and then
got home from school and my mom sat me
at the table to tell me about it the kid
beat her to the punch no [ __ ] way
yeah and she fumbled and she was just
not handling it well and I laughed at
her this is not funny what’s what
laughing about blah blah blah the little
boy on the bus explained it better than
you did
Mom Dam you like that I did and I got
sent to my
room she’s like [ __ ] it you’re over here
making me try I’m looking like a dumbass
trying to explain to you uh but bless
her for wow would have got punched in
the mouth for that bless her for trying
though dude cuz that’s always like a
tough conversation to
have I don’t think I would have got
punched in her mouth I don’t think my
mom will like actually well I was like
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