Insane! Mob Invasion in ONE BLOCK Minecraft!

Oh where are we oh my yeah we’re on one block in the middle of the world um look at me and wait are you serious Corey are you this tall with her skeleton uh I think so and yeah I am which means ohms are you this weird spider pig wait what the hell

Why do you always get these weird mobs oh I look so silly I don’t want to be this guy change me oh no oh that’s no oh this works but let’s break the block below us and yup just as I thought it respawns I don’t wanna do this Corey I look so weird

Oh I did not mean to do that I was dancing and I I killed you are you serious Elms whatever just keep breaking the block below us please all right and whoa we keep getting new blocks every time we break it yeah and we can use this to

Expand our base oh yeah baby that’s so cool and we’re gonna make the most awesomest space ever why are you moving like that when you mine what do you mean well moving like what you’re like dancing up and down you’re jumping relaxed up oh my yo don’t make me use my powers

On you uh wait wait you have a power yeah it’s it’s website oh my goodness get this away from me and wait a minute what do I have oh oh my goddess look at my sword you’re kidding you’re actually serious really why do you have a giant awesome sword and I have webs

Ite come on don’t don’t do that why do you always get so unlucky this is hilarious ah string uh string you don’t think it’s cool Corey really dude my Powers suck and I’m a giant but you want to smell it oh what the I do not like the butt indeed what even

Are you we never established that uh I’m a spider two out of kid with a pig and now I’m a spider pig and you’re proud of that yes very Corey because I have super cool powers like Weber oh I went over this ability times and what is this

Gonna do I mean maybe we can use this to like I don’t know floss our teeth oh wait did you say Dad yeah he’s my dad and my mom’s a spider wait you guys like a super duper similar oh my yo I just said he’s my Dad Corey really bro hi Dad

You guys have like the same legs that’s so weird I I just said he’s my yeah he’s my dad oh my goodness oh but I’m kidding kind of hungry I’m not even gonna lie what do you mean you’re getting hungry Cory um I don’t care just like hold your

Stomach I got some yeah I guess but oh look at the sun over there oh it’s beautiful wow oh uh let’s just keep breaking the block you killed my dad you’re gonna die for this Corey I’m kidding I’m kidding I’m kidding because I didn’t kill him I mean hey if

You want him back here you go that’s his me Corey you killed him no no here oh just take it it’s a good breakfast oh my God this is terrible of you Cory you are so so rude no it is not rude he thinks it was totally fine he literally said I

Could do it uh all right whatever that wasn’t really my dad though I was just making a joke really are you serious I thought you were because you look just like him and whoa we got a cow oh it’s my uncle cow uh Uncle cow why do you

Have an uncle that’s a cow ohms you don’t even look part cow look at my butt what color is it uh black and what color is the cow white no Corey my butt is from the cow he’s my uncle no no he has like white spots in him do you see that

Oh he’s so annoying anyways that’s mine he’s still right there like he didn’t even kill like you’re that weak that you couldn’t leave it I got him oh money at all Cory it’s not funny that I’m always weak and you’re super cool and strong and large and strong you know

It is super funny because you know I am such a cool song look at that oh do you literally have super powers uh yeah wait wait let me try this on the sheep and oh oh my yo oh Mario this is Incredible Hulk I’m not playing goodbye why

We’ll have terrible stuff Cory I literally have web web but I mean but you can make like clothes out of this you know like at least that’s a good thing we are like animal things we don’t even use clothes we’re just naked all of the time I mean I guess wait can I

Please share this on you actually not now if you try that on me I’m leaving no no oh please please just one time you gotta try mine on you spiderweb spider web oh yeah you’re stuck no matter how many times you say it or how you say it

It still sounds super lame I’m replacing cobwebs no no it’s cool I really do your giant sword is just shredding through my webs on yup and now let me try this on you and oh my goodness oh I have the Wither effect I wish damage does it do

Five whole Hearts so five Hearts oh my God that is so funny oh um awkward I’m not playing with you anymore Corey I’m leaving no no please only please I’ll leave just playing this is not fair at all it’s fair oh just you know you just gotta believe in it I don’t believe

In it Corey I believe that you’re rude and bad and mean oh my goodness if you respawn homes I’ll let you use my sword for a little bit oh really let me use it let me use it all right there you go just be responsible okay thank you

Now you know how it feels to be weaker no no no no how did you how did you die did your fists do like five hearts of damage too wait really it does that much it’s not even the sword that’s making you powerful you’re just strong wait

Wait what about you try hitting me trying to me let’s tell me what you do like three hearts four maybe come on how much you do half a heart buddy this is this is just not funny I’m so upset right now no no no no no no don’t

Be upset Jose it’s kind of funny you gotta admit it’s not funny at all Corey and what are we gonna do now what do you mean we’re just gonna keep working on our base and expanding and maybe we can make some new friends along the way oh

Yeah like we could have a friend that’s a pig and a spider ah no ohms that’s literally you you’re a pig in a spider yeah but like what if we find another one somewhere uh I don’t know if we’re ever gonna find another one like you you’re pretty um you’re pretty different

Buddy and wow I’m Different huh then what’s that oh wow oh yeah you guys have the same snout really dude no we do not his style is completely different uh yes it is I don’t even anymore uh ohms are you ohms now Corey I’m the one that could do this ah still

Lame what about this uh it’s still lame buddy no my website oh look at that buddy oh yeah no you’re lying to yourself even you know it’s not cool oh my yo really dude are you serious right now that is just not funny at all you’re

So rude to me Corey oh well it’s the true then another one of these guys are you serious father I’ve missed you so much I’m sorry really it’s okay he’s fine he’s not gonna die from that dude that what is like wrong with you can I just enjoy some time with my dad

How many that’s been at least at least like three or four yeah yeah they’re all my dad they’re the same person you just keep killing him and then bring him back to life I am not doing that at home what are you talking about dude you literally

Killed him with your giant sword what’s up with giant sword I don’t have a giant sword I don’t know what you’re talking about Buddy yes you do and oh Uncle cow I’ve missed you so it’s been so long how are you doing okay no time for Uncle cow

Really dude not just like I don’t even like like I don’t know Corey like sometimes oh wait I actually might cry are you about to cry why are you crying yes I might actually cry uh I didn’t laugh I didn’t laugh okay okay I miss you so Corey look it’s my daddy all

Right all right since you seem like you’re about to cry this one will save here let’s just lock him up here so he doesn’t jump out you know oh wait I don’t want my dad to be there no no go back inside don’t you dare don’t you dare die don’t you dare die

My dad I don’t know what’s happening I’m trying to save these guys and that time I literally accidentally killed him yeah because you’re rude I know every time you accidentally kill that Mom uh yeah it’s not really my fault it just kind of happens yes it is 100 your fall Corey

Because you’re super oh Auntie sheep how are you doing sweetheart okay okay oh Auntie sheep you’re gonna go inside this dark pen you are not gonna die on me no you just killed your auntie no no that was you that was it that was you you killed that

Was not me you’re the one that killed on these shoes oh stop killing my family Corey you’re so so so so so so so so so hey ohms how are you even related to the Auntie sheep I mean maybe the cow I get because you know your butt is black and

You know the cow he’s kind of black I guess but the Audi sheep is white so I don’t understand yeah well all she can sing and so can I I’m a singer I like to sing about my voice and this chicken who is also my cousin cousin oh my gosh all

Right cousin cousin cousin chicken you’re the one going in there all right yep go go go and go no ohms don’t kill don’t kill your cousin don’t kill yourself ah he’s running Corey protect him okay okay I’m trying to lock him okay oh yes we going no no back away back away [Applause]

I’m not playing with you anymore my goodness I’m so sorry Elms okay at least you saved your cousin and what were you saying that the sheep can sing so and you could say sheep you can’t sing a two yeah yeah baby boo wait so if I liked it all right you keep going

So he can never finish his sentence uh okay okay okay I’ll talk over you okay okay but what if I can sing to this I mean I’m related to you too Corey don’t you ever disrespect me saying someone like you a baby is related to me a giant muscular man

You’re a weird Pig Spider thing Abomination I don’t know why you exist like I’m gonna have a big oh yeah okay okay but the button but like what’s the point of the butt what can you do with the butt shoot spider webs like that oh yeah I’m awesome I told you a

Million times that is not cool at all wait a minute I just I just I just realized something what what don’t do that you’re so tiny look at you now do that Cory come on don’t don’t say that no you’re tiny you’re like a baby please don’t do that Cory

Come on come on no hey you you want your spider website come and get it okay come on wait you can’t I got it no no no no okay what about this one I’ll just try kicking it without a break any blocks you can’t because you’re fatal [Applause] it’s okay

But I’m already gonna die like a super cool Spider Pig house I guess we’ll build one for you oh yes yes a house somewhere I can live and take over the world what world ohms look at us we’re stuck in one block there’s no world yeah well this world so that

Means I have taken over you Corey so that means you have to do whatever I say what I’m not gonna poop no I’m not gonna poop or outside world spider web all over okay okay fine fine fine there you go wow I I can’t believe you

Just did what wow oh wow okay that was gross so that was your disgusting Corey stop it you ask me me to do that what’s wrong with you I didn’t think you would actually poop why would you poop because I don’t know you seem like really aggressive you kept screaming poop at me

Oh my yo not funny but wait I might make an O out of cobwebs oh and oh for what Ohms oh what about a k why would we ever do that because K stands for Corey who’s core oh wait who’s Corey I don’t know who that is why you forgot your best

Friend’s name best friend I don’t have any best friends I just have my chicken right all right it’s done now he’s done it like why would you say it I know really dude genuinely wait wait okay okay I’m kidding I’m kidding and wait it’s upgrading oh it is it’s bedrock and

It’s operating in 10 seconds oh yeah oh my God all I wonder was we’re gonna get come on give me something good please maybe sometimes keep minding the stone come on come on grab a pickaxe and help me uh I’m just gonna watch you and make fun of your

Giant head and wait a minute do you even have any muscles Cory you’re literally like just bones oh yes I have muscles do you know do you notice your stomach my stomach uh you don’t even have a stomach how do you eat food well where does the food go to

Uh no ohms watch I’m gonna eat this pork chop and I did it see it went through your body uh oh what what the hell oh my god oh stop making fun of me all right I can’t help it if I can’t digest things sorry that was a little bit mean yeah

Yeah yeah you know it’s okay we all make mistakes we all have our flaws like you know at least I just gotta be thinking wait I ran out of labs one more time I was saying at least I’m not a weird spider pig monkey thingy I’m monkey how about even a monkey whale

I don’t know is it like a spider monkey a thing oh yeah spider monkeys are a thing but I’m a spider piggy yeah oink oink oink oh it goes what do spiders make poop oh my God can you actually help me here I’m gonna make you a pink eye sorry buddy

Don’t wanna do work I like it when someone does everything for me yeah yeah at least you have to oh I’m gonna die no no I I give you my iron yes I don’t even hear I I don’t want it thanks buddy oh my goodness with this

Iron I’m gonna become so rich and that I can take over the world but what if I just kill you are you serious why would you do hit me I better die I’m literally about to die you hit me with your sword from all the

Way down there wait no way really I kind of just chucked it and it actually worked yeah yeah it actually worked Cory about one heart right now really dude that’s so funny but wait we got a pen we shouldn’t even Donald how about we name him my second cousin uh all right all

Right all right this guy’s not your second cousin Holmes how could he possibly be related to you look at his otters Corey look at the Otters doesn’t that look like my face I can’t even see it I’m Too Tall and I guess you can see it because you’re kind of short like

Come on dude stop you don’t have to say that you can just be like you’re a little bit not as good as no no like I don’t know how to say it nicely just be nicer okay okay uh ohms you’re like the height of one block which is totally

Okay I completely think that’s super super cool let’s say you can see his others but I can’t because I’m Too Tall oh thank you Corey that was such a nice way to say that I know and I’m looking at it and it’s kind of pain but yeah

Yeah just like me Corey I that’s what that’s what I meant because he’s my cousin oh oh okay I guess that kind of makes sense now really oh we got another one hello Sir Charles so fancy and proper because she’s a billionaire come on Corey you do know

That half of my family is Rich right how are you guys rich what do you guys make money off of um Corey I don’t think I could tell you that no no no just tell me you’re a spider pig what do you do do you make clothes

No we are sell um you sell poop yeah like here this is twenty dollars takes um this is you just gave me you gave me your poop yeah and you owe me money now give me money or die okay okay okay okay are you serious um do you have to keep

Killing me yes I do Corey because I am super strong I died oh my yo this is not a normal zombie yeah I did yeah oh my goodness that is so funny it’s not funny Corey it just it’s not fair you always get the cool stuff and I’m just a little

Baby spider piggy wiggy Iggy I know it’s our world really dude this is not funny at all it’s rude rude rude oh it is not rude rude rude ohms it is true true spider pig with a bunch of zombies here almost oh wait um wait Corey how about no no

You got it you got it you got it I can do it without even trying because I’m super strong here we go easy yeah really um I’m not the enemy ah yes you are look at your forehead that thing is huge no it is not oh my fort is

Not huge and if anyone’s Fort is huge it’s you really dude like can you like I don’t know man like no no no no not a situation I’m done I’m making a wall I’m never speaking to you again a wall of cobwebs why are you doing this because it’s annoying to go

Through and you’re never coming in here I don’t know oh I’m not like short leggings I could just do that Sometimes you might just fall when you get you guys be quiet wait poop on your friends wait don’t don’t you dare don’t you don’t poop on me don’t you dare and sometimes okay okay now he is killing me again all right all right stop with the singing homes here here how about we

Have a truce okay what truce I didn’t even do anything to you you were just murdering me uh um um what is this truce Cory it’s all you killing me never mind never mind never mind I’m just gonna smell my iron like a like a good person okay yeah you

Better or else you’re gonna see some big consequences like my giant myself you don’t have any muscles at all but there’s a bunny behind you oh hello bunny let’s buy ah I’m Corey did you just oh my oh how because it was it was I don’t know I don’t even want to talk

About it Corey oh okay Mr spider pig just keep digging the dirt like like Oh Come here buddy how dare you oh did you just how do you don’t sound I don’t understand how do you keep hiding the Buddies Corey just please stop I don’t understand how to keep dieting buddies

Okay okay I’ll stop I’ll stop geez Louise but this makes me want to break out into a musical okay okay stop stop I really don’t want you singing again but isn’t our base looking absolutely amazing um no what do you mean no yes it does no

Yes I’m a hater now of course everything you do I don’t like uh what Ohms you are so weird but wait you know what that’s it no no let me talk okay what do you want I’m literally gonna comment on your video You’re a pee poo poo head I’m

Gonna Leave a mean comment huh you know what don’t do that oh that’s just super rude no I’m literally gonna do it Corey I’m gonna comment you’re a pee pee poo poo head and you smell like farts what are you gonna do about it out of common Corey you’re super tall

And cool and you know what more people are gonna comment that really dude no everyone’s gonna say that’s a total lie and your forehead is huge and you smell like poop and you literally don’t even have a stomach what what the Yeah well that is so rude cry about it I’m being

Mean rarely are you serious right now I’m being so serious right now not right later right now you are so rooted oh my goodness oh my God your mom do you remember me Mom yeah yeah it’s ohms yeah why are you not losing at me uh I don’t

Think she remembers you buddy what happens to me she remembers me my name is ohms don’t look at it laughs don’t do it don’t do it always please please don’t don’t do it where are you going stop come back you’re making my own one block get away no no no no no no

Why I’m making my own look at this Corey so hey guys welcome to my new one block episode today when we mind this blocking response I can’t oh maybe it’s a good time to stop for today what’s up Corey you are the biggest peepee people had I know all

Right all right this is for another day let’s go and if you want to watch more make sure to subscribe