Insane One Block Challenge with Niko Variance! 😱

A The A He I Conf I’m doing pretty [ __ ] good how you doing I don’t know what you been up to I haven’t seen you forever how are you how are you hi welcome everyone welcome to the one block challenge I’ve never done this I do want to play Minecraft oh [ __ ] well get

On no I wish I had a server and everything but I don’t have a server right now uh eventually I will have a server maybe possibly I don’t know we’ll see one day we we shall see we shall see I I don’t [ __ ] know yet okay sorry for

The black screen it should be up eventually but actually I’m going to turn the music off in the in the game um sounds and music music off so that way we can have my background music yeah because it’s not going to play I don’t think the music is

Going to play in the game anyway uh single player this is M this is it blah blah wait no this is it this is it right here the one block challenge what is the one block challenge you may ask uh well it’s where you spawn in Minecraft and there’s one

Block and you have to rely on that block this is all I got this is it this is the game Welcome to The game everyone oh my God it’s one block we just sit here for the rest of Eternity no yes I got my first block no my dirt okay well that

Sucks um I forgot how to crouch can I even Crouch it’s supposed to be just control right hold on where’s my controls at uh music difficulty no put on hard uh sh is it shift no it’s not shift shift is for running control is run no wait why is it like that that’s

Kind of dumb hold on can I switch it I don’t know if I can switch or not controls uh sneak hold oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] okay well I guess you guys are right um why I always had it as control dude what the [ __ ] well I want wait until maybe I

Like get something else eoma is very happy to uh to announce something what’s the what are you happy to announce you can switch it there okay okay well I’ll switch it there in just a second as soon as I get a different block other than a dirt block cuz I

Would rather get some [ __ ] like a maybe like something to let me know hey this is the block that I need to to kill you know to get in order to get anything else come on give me something else set of dirt got a dream roll as um as an as a

Little Creator what what what’s that you got your dream roll what is that like exactly what is it hold on I want to [ __ ] um hold on let me put this log right here got my first one let’s [ __ ] go okay keep her going I need something

Else more stuff and Moss I’ll take that oh more wood hold on one day I will be able to also make myself an axe that would be sick no but for for real I want to build like a uh I want to build a shrine I’m

Going to build a shrine to the almighty block oh but the almighty block the one block to rule them all also you guys got an ad coming up in like 10 minutes by the way so be prepared for that okay now what’s the dream roll as a

Creator like creator of what I’m kind of curious I I don’t know at least now we can actually start to build our block a little bit and Friends made a YouTube channel and then uh talked about your friends with it we’d like to make vids and released our fourth live stream nice

Congratulations that’s what you mean okay okay gotcha gotcha okay so in between all of these in all of these there’s a free Diamond at the at the bottom no way I don’t no I’m not going to trust you I can’t trust you there’s no way there’s no free Diamond [ __ ] no no

There isn’t lying to me [ __ ] lying ass you can’t make me jump I can’t jump I’m not dumb trust us sneak you I’m not going to trust you okay whenever whenever like a streamer trusts chat there is no good that comes of that never there’s never

Any good that comes to that [ __ ] you guys are not to be trusted I’m sorry I I just can’t what’s going on Cassio how you doing today bud n the uh trust them I can’t no there’s no way you’re [ __ ] lying to me we’re like a squad and we like uh

Make an online Fight uh like show of people think we like breaking up with the with the squad oh okay cool cool come on I’m just getting a [ __ ] ton of moss I don’t want any more Moss damn it I want to build my little world oh also

[ __ ] you [ __ ] you I don’t know for throwing [ __ ] where you weren’t even even able to see you couldn’t even see me you dickwad now you’re just being mean [ __ ] you you want to fight [ __ ] all right all right you know what think I don’t know wants to [ __ ] fight catch

Me out outside [ __ ] how about that godamn damn that hurt like a [ __ ] man there’s too many it’s too much look at the [ __ ] spam oh my God I need to put a like a I need to put like a timer on that who spamming the squad with epic music songs nice

Nice I might need to put like a a short timer on that so it’s not able to be spammed that badly that’s all I see I don’t see any chats anywhere it’s just nothing but I don’t know open your inventory with e why is it not I what the [ __ ] okay well

Anyway wait wait wait oh [ __ ] I can make myself stuff okay yeah yeah yeah let’s do that okay make myself some planks uh make myself a crafting table yes so far so good I don’t know where do we want to put this crafting table anyway

Uh we’ll put it right next to our all holy block wait there we go it wouldn’t let me do it for a second inventory being e and Crouch being shift are probably the two most confusing yes dude it’s ridiculous it’s like it’s like what if I

Forget what if I’m like trying to run away from a mob or something and I’m like holding shift down thinking that it’s going to make me like Sprint but it doesn’t do anything and I just die because of the [ __ ] mobs M Kitt welcome dude all right

Um see how do we want to do this oh wait a minute how do we want to do this oh we need sticks hold on a second we do need some sticks though me grab a couple sticks cuz I want to at least make a

Shovel I want to make a shovel so that way we can go a little bit faster just a tiny bit just a tiny bit and also what if we run into like a um what if we run into something else like a oh God damn it I need an

Axe what if we run into like some uh uh what are those called again oh my God some ore yeah what if we run into some ore wait wait I put the pickaxe instead of just a regular [ __ ] axe whoops my bad right there done okay now I have all

My tools basically I need an axe shut up shut up sh happens okay I need make myself like a tree or something shovels good at least on now I can break [ __ ] a lot quicker yeah everything’s a little lonely here it’s pretty lonely on this

You know uh wait how big is this now one two three four five uh five by one two three four 5 by five hey yo I am below you I have the free ers you are below me huh okay okay I got you I got you all right I’ll come visit

You in just a second okay I just need to make sure that I get everything else going there’s so much in here I want to run into my oh my God a [ __ ] Village let’s go one block Trader what you got for me bud oh [ __ ] uh I don’t have any of this

[ __ ] oh dude this sucks I don’t have any of that wait no I do have I do have this yes I’ll take that one thank you wait so yeah I got a [ __ ] villager now does it reset I don’t think it does uh I’m not sure if he’s able to

Be able hold on I don’t want to push him off but I don’t want him like running around anywhere either come on move back [ __ ] little bit God damn it don’t fall please I don’t know if I can like get him him back if I lose

Him okay cool we’ll just keep going do not die please do not die got a question do you want to know uh the bad news what’s the bad news I actually prefer not to know any bad news I rather only hear happy news only happy wait what the [ __ ] was

That what is this hold on oh it’s mud do you think it’s like mud he’s going to die no he’s not going to die don’t no no no don’t don’t jinx it bro just don’t jinx it please anything but that eat the mud eat the mud should I eat the wait

Can you eat the mud you can’t eat the mud dude you can place it I can’t eat it though wish I could I mean I ate thermal paste on accident you know I could always like take some mud right cheeky laugh how dare you don’t you dare to

Laugh at me in such a manner you sir are the epitome of what I hate cheeky [ __ ] yeah no I accidentally I accidentally ate thermal paste like um the other day I was trying to do my computer right I was trying to make sure that I get everything done on my

Computer so that way it’s all nice and ready to go and something happened and I couldn’t like do anything about it right and I accidentally was I was taking my um my CPU out and and um over and over and over and it just turns out um I

Accidentally had thermal paste on my finger and I um and something happens to where I accidentally cut myself it was a really bad cut too I still have the scar on my finger actually it’s not really scarred but I still have the um I still have the cut slightly on my finger you

Can still like see it and I put my finger in my mouth to stop the bleeding and then after after that um I was wondering why my mouth burned I was like oh [ __ ] what the [ __ ] on Henry Kissinger’s death I have no idea I don’t care either not really

Uh not really a uh what is it um a political guy I’m not poit I’m not into politics ni that is secret from you I ate ink at school oh yo hey we’re like besties then we’re like buddies at this point then you ate ink I ate thermal paste we’re basically the

Same n but Henry has D no idea don’t care either um adding thermal paste eater to my notes [ __ ] off not a thermal paste eater it was an accident bro you ate glow stick how the [ __ ] did you do that that’s got that’s on purpose though there’s no way you did that [ __ ]

On per on on accident no yeah cuz there’s wait hello visiting tra hello where’ this dude come from what’s up my dude how you doing how you doing you want some dirt dude I can get him some gold for some dirt oh dude wait I want I want the tree

I think I might want this tree that are some carrots wait what’s my Hunger like I’m so good I’m not good I’m I’m not going to go hungry anytime soon bamboo [ __ ] man want some diamonds wait why would you trade 11 diamond for cow you can you can have like a straight

Up cow egg that’s sick I’m getting all sorts of [ __ ] already guys have an addiction to fboy heyo I know a fboy you might have an addiction to uh the difference is that ink is is poison no [ __ ] isn’t isn’t thermal paste poisonous too I’m pretty sure it is

Isn’t it I somehow don’t think that sound worked wait what sound oh [ __ ] no I okay yeah don’t don’t don’t use any of the sounds please I I need to um I didn’t realize that it had stuff in there I didn’t realize that the um that

They all were going to even use sounds rip my bits I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m trying to I’ll get it to work later okay yeah don’t use any sounds um I’ll make sure to get that all fixed up cuz I’m still not really used to streaming on

Twitch so I got to fix everything else um I managed to get everything else oh wait wait wait oh I almost forgot I almost forgot my vream stuff okay now I’m back um sh I don’t know what to buy dude I don’t have any gunpowder you’re going to be my cheeky

[ __ ] what don’t call me daddy that’s [ __ ] weird uh [ __ ] it I’ll just give him some Spruce um I’m not going to give you any more dirt though I need that I need that dirt okay bud uh so have some I’ll take some carrots though there we go just in

Case I start getting a little bit can you [ __ ] off can you stop looking at me I’m working my dude so I have a Trader and I have a um a visiting Trader now so we got two is he going to stick around does he

Stay around I don’t know if he does or not it’s [ __ ] weird K if anybody calls me Daddy it’s kind of weird to be honest I think it’s kind of weird I feel it makes me almost feel uncomfy feed him thermal paste he’ll stay oh no way okay well um wait wait

Wait you like mud do do you like mud sir you want some you want some mud There’s No Escape you can’t escape from me there’s nowhere to [Laughter] go throws up wow stop throwing [ __ ] in my face bruh I’m sorry okay I’ll fix the

Sounds my dude can you not get in my way I already punched you once I don’t feel like punching you again my dude ah [ __ ] all right um what oh my God he’s starting to get in the way dude [ __ ] chill I’m about to kill you I’m going to straight up murder your

Ass can you imagine if you accidentally punch him off oh my god well I already have one traiter he’s just a visiting Trader so I don’t know if he really needs him trap him with mud yeah I’m going to have to I’m going to have to

Get your ass over there get over there get over there you’ll be safe no yeah yeah just keep going that’s right [ __ ] all right now we have two villagers trapped with mud or not really with mud but with dirt do need to expand myself a little bit okay well um I’m

Going to expand a tiny bit I’m a little bit scared that I’m going to going to let go of shift though you broke my Crocs no what bro why you breaking my [ __ ] Crocs are my prize possession I love Crocs my dude I don’t care what you guys think uh

Crocs are the greatest thing to known to man okay I don’t care if they were in a movie that was made for idiots I don’t give a damn because you know why Crocs are [ __ ] comfortable Nico kidnapping they came to me okay I did not kidnap them I’m wholesome I’m innocent in this

Entire thing what the [ __ ] uh what’s up dude dude I got a third one hey what’s up bud I I don’t know what to do with you I haven’t gotten an animal yet either uh wait what do you sell he sells different [ __ ] dude they all sell different okay

Okay okay well then well then uh this is a very nice development I think I’m going to go ahead and keep on with this because did this [ __ ] sells cooked chicken bro I got a chicken man and I got eggs too but I don’t have any Cobblestone yet he’s got a [ __ ]

Bucket of water wait wait wait okay is there a kill floor in one block cuz like I could straight up I could go I could use the bucket of water and then I could like I could just ride the water I could just go all the way

Down hello what’s up egg how you doing buddy egg a death bu instead of bed oh no hello death bu death bu egg yeah I don’t know is there a kill flow or anything cuz like I don’t want to like oh [ __ ] that would have sucked if you

Fell um I don’t even know if he’s still there cuz I saw Instagram reals oh no Instagram res that place is toxic bro stay away from there you have a bad memory with uh with d when he put me in a in a hot bowl oh

No what is dy doing putting hot bowls people in the hot bowls these days what the [ __ ] I thought he was a chill dude you know I thought he was like one of those guys that what the [ __ ] maybe I should punch this [ __ ] and he’ll start running around crazy

Like and then uh I could trap him over here uh [ __ ] I don’t know I don’t know what am I going to do with you [ __ ] it get over there what the [ __ ] yeah get in the hole with everybody else my dude yeah do that no [ __ ]

[ __ ] get over there get over there go that way oh my God he’s not doing it you can like oh okay that’s perfect just don’t die oh wait I can actually uhoh uhoh okay well um I have one traiter now I didn’t think he was going to [ __ ] die what the

[ __ ] okay well that sucks I’m going to put this here so I make sure that you don’t go anywhere come on come on go go back go back that way go go go go over there go go that way I don’t want you to die

[ __ ] no no no no no no you no come on dude dude seriously you know what go get over there come on go you know you know you want to just just it’s your home it’s like you got a little mud hut bro you have a home before I even

Have a home that’s all it is well [ __ ] dude get your ass over there can I just I want to push him more wait wait come on come on you can do it come on go go go yes oh okay we got it now he’s in a one by one and he’s not

Going anywhere he’s in my little buying hole a cool I can actually like move some of the [ __ ] out of the way now he’s going to fall through this floor somehow no way no he’s not going to it’s impossible it’s literally impossible especially when that goes

Like a girl and um with a disability and then like uncontrollable mouth jaw thing and top comment is FNAF Bonnie jump scare what the [ __ ] oh God that sucks my God I got uh called it he thought shut up okay you didn’t call [ __ ] you didn’t

Call nothing right he didn’t die he just he just decided to not exist anymore he’s just he just became ethereal that’s all it is he’s he’s still around here somewhere it just can’t see him it’s like Santa Claus can’t see him all right get this one my God this constant

Switching no the Bonnie uh the Bonnie jump scare is a scream thing that opens up mouth yeah yeah know I know what that is like I’ve played FNAF before and I kind of want to go and play some more FNAF at some point in time I want to go

Play through some of them I just don’t know when I want to do it or cuz I there’s a lot of other [ __ ] that I need to do still I still need to do like a Koke I still need to do a 24-hour stream I still got to do a whole bunch he’s

Going to despawn is that what happens why the [ __ ] do they despawn man that’s some [ __ ] that’s [ __ ] I I don’t want that to happen you stay as long as I can possibly keep you okay like Pro preferably forever preferably forever I need to build like a basement or

Something one day I will have my one one block challenge um basement at some point in time we’ll make it we’ll make it one of these days actually I can make it a little bit because wait no no I can’t [ __ ] okay never mind question who’s your favorite character

In Greek mythology oh [ __ ] um [ __ ] I don’t know I don’t [ __ ] remember uh who’s all the Greek gods I know there’s uh I think Athena is one of them um see y’all later have a good one egg thanks for so much for stopping by bud I

Think there’s like uh who else is there [ __ ] I don’t remember if you ask me Norse mythology then I can tell you cuz if you’re if you want to know Norse mythology uh my favorite character in there is Fen reer I I don’t really know jack [ __ ] about Greek mythology to be

Honest f f what then eat the homework what the [ __ ] wait what the [ __ ] who are you responding to you got to go your homework is oh okay I see I see I got to go my homework is eating my dog sorry it’s okay no problem have a

Good one egg we see you later my dude there’s tons yeah but I just don’t know AF Athena de Hera oh Hera wait isn’t like Hela something isn’t it like Hela who’s like the uh Greek mythology uh Queen of the underworld or some [ __ ]

Like that I know it was one of those I can’t remember who it was cuz or was that um wait who’s the one with Hades which one is Hades I don’t remember is different between a female and a fboy what’s it a penis that’s the difference penis and

Boas zagas zagas zagas who the [ __ ] is zagas I’ve never heard of that one actually oh [ __ ] wrong one zagas is not one that I’ve actually heard of Hades is the god of the underworld okay for that’s Greek mythology who the [ __ ] is Hela then cuz

I used to play Smite Ray a long time ago and uh Hela was one of the people that was actually kind of cool and I I liked her yes a penis and a busy yeah most people used to call before 2020 people used to just call those butth

Holes but now apparently they’re called busies as long as you’re a feble I guess but um yeah back in my day you know old man ni time we used to just call those butth holes we didn’t used to call them bushies I don’t know when the hell that came about I don’t know

Why hella isn’t from Odin yeah that wait is it like Thor and yeah that one I believe that’s it no that’s not right wait is wait wait wait is Hela Norse oh [ __ ] it might be Hela Norse mythology [ __ ] okay that makes sense that makes sense yeah

Because Thor is Norse mythology and Odin oh my God Discord oh my God yeah Discord wait not Discord this is vream yeah no we’re this is totally um this is totally Discord I don’t know what you’re talking about rder you must be like really confused it’s just getting to you in your old

Age you need to uh you need to take a step back maybe remember to take your pills and just remember that this is Discord what what it’s Discord my bad it made me log in through my Discord no that’s how it is that’s how vream is honestly so if you’re

Getting on vream or anything like that it’s going to make you log in through your Discord um that’s just how everything is set up and how all the accounts are done you used to call them [ __ ] I mean you guys are all [ __ ] every last one of you in chat especially

Rder yeah I it’s weird it’s weird but I mean I guess that’s how it is um so I mean unless you have a uh unless you have an ALT account for Discord I guess then you can’t have an ALT account on vam posidon oh my god dude Poseidon is

My [ __ ] okay yeah if we’re going to go with um Greek mythology Poseidon is a [ __ ] badass I love him he’s also kind of a dick so that’s the one thing I do remember about Poseidon he’s kind of an [ __ ] I don’t know what it is uh I

Think it’s like is he isn’t he like [ __ ] jealous or some [ __ ] about Zeus can’t remember [ __ ] man I’m about to lose my axe bro I don’t like this I don’t like this I need my axe without my axe I I’m nothing and if I can’t and if I’m

Nothing then who will watch me I I don’t know scared guys hold me my my axe is about to leave me I’m going to miss you axon axon was my real true friend all these other other all these other tools it don’t mean anything to me especially this one you know what get

Out of here I don’t need you okay I know I I do need to make something but I’m actually going to make something better there we go beautiful D we’re advancing look at that [ __ ] we’re getting smart we’re not caveman anymore goodbye axon I’m going to miss you

Axon wait wait oh yeah I do need a shovel don’t I I was thinking about like sword for a second it’s okay axon’s back oh my God this is The Reincarnation of axon he’s like he’s [ __ ] Stone now ain’t that that’s that’s some sick [ __ ] dude I didn’t know axis could

Evolve oh my God this to make things so much quicker dude the middle block it does break pretty quickly though regardless if you have like a tool or not but um this is just like there was a block there I would have never have guessed I don’t know how many more like

Blocks I can really get out of this though as far as like um I don’t when are we going to level up that’s what I want to know that I want to know when we’re going to level up but I guess we should go ahead and

Expand now cuz I mean it would be nice to actually have a nice little house like look a little cottage on here good old nice Cottage you know cozy fire maybe um maybe we can let out the uh the Villager for a little bit we have to protect them though he’s kind of

Stupid you got to protect him from himself it’s like it’s basically like you know on on the okay we’re on suicide watch because we don’t want anything to happen to our little buddy he’s since there’s nothing around here he’s a little bit of that wait what you got for me he’s got bone

Meal oh he ain’t got [ __ ] out okay never mind he just he just whips out the bone meal because I got dirt in my hand that’s all he wants for me he just [ __ ] wants the dirt what a dick since when is Hercules Zeus’s son I don’t know okay so it’s kind of

Like um I guess it’s kind of new found land dice it’s kind of like everything else you know like uh Zeus is like a demigod did he actually come from Zeus’s nut sack though that’s what I’m kind of wondering like did Zeus come down [ __ ] a girl and then just like dip

Out so what you’re telling me is that like Zeus is kind of like a Deb be Dad it’s like hey yo um you know it was nice knowing you and all that kind of [ __ ] uh good luck with the pregnancy I’m out I’m out okay I’ll see you guys

Later question who didn’t come back come from Zeus’s nut sack true are we all of Zeus’s nut sack are we all his children oh my god dude I think we just reached the highest level of epiphanies holy [ __ ] dude we’re all Zeus’s little sperm let’s go I want always wanted to

Shoot light me bolts out my dick that would be sick no okay so have you guys ever played DN D I was thinking about that a second ago uh I really want to play D and D again and I have somebody who is going to be doing a uh he’s going to be

Doing a campaign pretty soon and I’m trying to decide exactly what I want to do as far as like a character goes Y what do y’all think I should do cuz honestly I was kind of thinking about going ahead and um making like the uh sword the storm the Stormborn wizard no Stormborn

Um I want to do like a dragon born no I don’t I don’t know if I want to do a dragon born actually I used to be a dragon born before they were cool Percy Poseidon [ __ ] if I know um but I was thinking about I love

Lizard people yo okay so they were pretty cool I didn’t know how to [ __ ] play it though it was weird oops my bad don’t go away from me dirt thank you I have one friend he’s never leaving me the other two killed themselves I can’t have this guy killing

Himself I’m sorry it just won’t happen not on my watch you’re not going anywhere buddy okay I I for almost [ __ ] up I almost went in the dirt hole with him but we got to make sure that this villager stays alive cuz I don’t want to

Be lonely okay it sucks being on this massive pile of dirt with nobody here except this one guy or girl or whatever the [ __ ] they are I think the I don’t I don’t think I think it’s they right I’m pretty sure yeah villagers are not binary so I guess it doesn’t really

Matter he him whatever Hershey Hershey speaking of Hershey where’s Hershey at Zeus married his own own sister hair oh my God okay well that’s kind of weird but I guess uh I guess it’s uh that’s all Greek mythology for you wait I need to plant my trees um

We’re going to put one over here we’re going to put one right uh right there you know we’ll put one right there and then we’ll put another one on the opposite side like right there you think that’ll grow I oh actually I kind of [ __ ] it up

Up um we’ll put it right there oh [ __ ] almost fell yep perfect that [ __ ] grow right a dude I can’t wait to put a door oh I need to put a door down hold on a second I need to do that [ __ ] um I think a trapo would actually be better right

Wait wait wait oh no I’m stupid there you go he’s got a true mud hut what’s up dude how you doing how you doing we don’t need no door we just keep him here yeah that’s perfect see this is my real this is my Trader isn’t he

Awesome wait I want to build something for him though um I’ll put mudy on top of that too oh [ __ ] I’m just working with what I got my dude hey I’m here I see you’re open for business I see the open sign right there that totally exists so what

You got for me me I need more I’m all I’m all gone they’re all gone this sucks wait what is that again oh wait if I did this without a pickaxe do you think it would still stay around I mean it is one block right one block

Challenge let was this true love and she gave birth to Apollo and emis God damn I think all this kind of stuff is like really [ __ ] up to begin with anyway especially in back in those times cuz that kind of stuff back then was really really common you

Know I mean isn’t wasn’t there also a time um didn’t Spartans okay so this is a thing that I heard a long time ago somebody told me that Spartans used to suck each other off to get protein it’s like yeah we got to suck each other off to get proteam Before the

War I don’t know if I would do that my dude I don’t know if I would suck my homie off to get protein I I know I don’t want to go to like the gym and [ __ ] like that and be like hey um so uh

I forgot my protein shake you mind if I uh you mind if I GG on you a little bit that would be stupid I wouldn’t do that I don’t know I’m not judging anybody that would but me personally nah nah nah I don’t think so I don’t think

So he got a house he did he really did dude this sucks man the villagers even though they’re like basically uh in my indentured servants they are um living better than I am right now me I have to build the entire world I’m basically [ __ ] God

Right like this is my world I’m the king here I’m the ruler and this yet this [ __ ] has a house God damn it I need to fix that I really need to fix that mine needs to be bigger like way bigger don’t worry guys we’ll make sure

That we build ourselves Like a Stone House at least cuz I don’t know um I don’t know how well is this going to go with the um whenever I get an enemy I might need to make a sword I should I should probably go ahead and make a sword real quick just in

Case because you never know and what you don’t know may hurt you okay sword has made protection has been acquired and I still can’t make any armor oh this sucks dick also does my health or not my health but my um does my food go down at all I don’t think it

Does I guess I just don’t really need to worry about like food and [ __ ] like that cuz it doesn’t seem like it goes anywhere watch watch it actually start dropping rapidly as soon as I acquire my first piece of food that would suck wait no actually wait I have carrots mother [ __ ]

Okay man now I’m lonely again well I guess this is my [ __ ] house now all right whatever cool I got a house wow this is awesome I’m going to just make it out of dirt for right now I guess man I’m sad now man we were so cool we were like

Homies that was that was like the best friendship I’ve ever had it was like the only friendship I ever had now he’s gone just like all my other friends I need to find I need to find my other stuff it’s G it is bro he’s [ __ ]

Dipped bro just straight up dipped out I don’t I guess it just despawns man that sucks though why does it got to despawn I wish I could just like keep him here and have him be my pet or some [ __ ] like that okay do not fall [ __ ] him if he doesn’t like his

House that I made for him you know what I don’t care I don’t care cuz you know what I’m going to go ahead and make my own house got to name them to keep them around oh really a that’s some [ __ ] okay well that’s fine I guess yes I’ll

Make sure that I name the next one if I get another one cuz I doubt I’m going to get another one I’m going to need more dirt cuz I don’t want this I don’t want to fall I don’t want to like roll over my bed and then just like uh forget that I

Have uh no wall and die I that would not be cool and this one right there also what if a [ __ ] skeleton or something takes over my house before I’m even able to get in there and that looks okay that looks pretty good yeah so far so good can’t

Get on top anymore so that’s kind of disappointing cuz I want to go at least one more I don’t really like to have a low ceiling cuz if it’s if my ceiling is only two blocks tall that feels so claustrophobic from with me I don’t know

If you guys are like the same way or not um but I don’t know it just feels weird E’s going to cry I am I’m crying dudee I’m I’m more than just crying I’m am completely dis dismayed right now I have I had no um idea what I’m going to do

With my life like I know we have barely a life we barely have a life yet but you know we’ll get there eventually right we’re going to grow this Kingdom you have Mom perss on YouTube oh you do wait oh [ __ ] I did add you then

Yeah I didn’t think I added you to it because like I guess maybe I looked you up and then it was um and then I saw you but I I couldn’t remember so congratulations oh my God you have a wrench so on on um which one do you like

Better would you like a wrench or would you like a um a sword because honestly I think it’s funnier to throw a wrench at people if somebody’s acting up on YouTube you could just tell them you could just like threaten them with uh smacking them with

A wrench see on swords are cooler not going to lie yeah but but think about it okay like it’s that I mean you could uh I well yeah I guess you’re right I mean wrenches are more like a blunt thing but you could sharpen it you could like

Slice off oh not really slice off you could um somehow like get one side off you know you could like uh oh yeah yeah yeah get one of those bolt cutters right and cut off one part one side of the wrench and then sharpen that side of the

Wrench and then boom you basically have a sword Wrench It sharpen the wrench and it becomes a sword exactly see it would be a sword wrench easy you can make a sword out of anything really bid is in love with Medusa no way wait is that actual Cannon yo imagine

Like we’re just talking about [ __ ] uh Greek mythology and whether something is Cannon or not like hell yeah that dude’s not actually their kid they’re actually uh something uh completely different they uh they were only their child in that Side Story that’s all it was it it the Side Story is not actually

Cannon what my dude you’re back man I need to get a dog tag or something for your [ __ ] ass bucket of puffer fish I don’t know what I’m going to do with that bro wait I can get a [ __ ] camel man I kind of wish I had that now

I kind of wish I had those gold bars cuz that one Trader had gold on him but I couldn’t do anything with it anyway um oh is visiting Trader I don’t know if they stick around I don’t think I don’t know well they don’t cuz I had a visiting Trader earlier and he

Disappeared right after the other guy so I I was lonely after that I think they cycle oh okay okay I mean I think it’ be cool if I could actually you know really keep people with that o wheat seeds I don’t think I really need those though cuz my

Hunger bar has not moved at all Crimson fungus dude I don’t even have enough for any of this [ __ ] wait wait wait I can’t move it anyway all right get the [ __ ] out of here get the [ __ ] out of here I got a sword [ __ ] get the [ __ ] out leave I can’t use

You there’s no reason for you to be here anymore cuz I know you’re going to leave me anyway [ __ ] I’m just going to kill him before they leave me I’m totally not a toxic boyfriend right it’s totally not my it’s not my toxic tradeit or anything it’s

Not it’s not me it’s them it’s always them what are you talking about that Canon said they say uh sex in Athena’s Temple and then what is it uh yeah they cycle around cuz they they came over before um but I don’t know if he’s going to come back [Laughter]

Now the next visiting trailer that comes in he’s like you you push my friend off I don’t know if I could trust you when it comes to uh making sure that I Stay Alive by the way guys y’all uh guys on Twitch you’re about to have an ad in

Like 40 seconds so uh brace yourselves don’t worry one day one day hopefully one day soon I’ll um by the way guys uh say hi to rder rder is the one imagine having as I know it’s crazy but say hi to rder rder is the person that is helping me with my character

Sheet character sheet for the new me by the way we we talked about more lore earlier too um we were I was in a voice call with hea earlier and we were just trying to like decide like exactly how the [ __ ] do we want this you know but I’m so excited dude it’s

Looking so [ __ ] good even it’s even it’s it’s just a sketch right now you hear they want to revamp twitch Prime and basically get rid of really no way the [ __ ] dude I’ve always had twitch Prime though you think I’ll have you think I’ll get grandfather Den as long

As I’m grandfather then then I don’t have any issues [ __ ] everybody else that came after me right I’m the only one that matters more Cobble are those trees going to grow if they’re too close I feel like they might be a little bit too close I might have to bring them out a

Little bit God damn it I hate switching yeah they’re moving twitch Prime and changing it to something else or something because it’s not it’s not profitable makes sense uh it does make sense but at the same time um I mean most of my money goes towards Amazon

Anyway so I don’t know I’ve heard like different [ __ ] you know I’ve heard like people are going to be um like Amazon is talking about just just basically abandoning twitch I don’t know I’ve heard mixed stuff coming up about twitch and Amazon and YouTube even I don’t I

Don’t know man the whole streaming landscape it just seems like a [ __ ] war zone at this point hopefully some of this stuff doesn’t really come to uh come to be but I mean if it happens it happens I mean it would suck it’s a good day to be a YouTube streamer I know

Right I know I’m just basically um going ahead and just streaming on all of them for now so that way hopefully maybe we grow on all of them Amazon doesn’t support twitch anyways because it’s they keep trying to make movies that bomb oh yeah yeah true

True but it’s and it sucks too because I would love to be able to watch like Reacher and [ __ ] on um on Twitch you know for like a watch along but I don’t think you can I don’t think uh I don’t think Amazon allows that [ __ ] or at least for uh for

Reacher cuz they would be uh yeah I’m sure they wouldn because they want more people to actually have twitch prime or Amazon Prime so that way they can watch all the uh the Amazon exclusives God damn it as long as I don’t lose my [ __ ]

Hell yeah no no God damn it just give me a string of the same [ __ ] so that way I’m not breaking my hand on some Cobble that would suck yeah the Amazon doesn’t support twitch so how you doing today twig what you been up to Twig meet rder rder is the person

That is helping me with my God [ __ ] damn it okay well uh I don’t know where to go hold on hold on I want to get my roof over my head at least that’s what I just want I am very rude yes you are you’re the rudest [ __ ] that I’ve ever

Met you are a terrible person rudder and I hope that you know that my goodness she makes me cry every day every time I try to talk to rder rter uh rter just kind of goes like just yes sir rder just like immediate just says what the [ __ ] do you want Nico and

Then I and then I cry a little bit and then I go like uh and I go into my corner and I just kind of like sit there and think about what I said and I’m like what what did I say to make rter so hate

Me so much and then I can’t think of it and then I just kind of think about it more and more every day and then eventually um it just kind of bursts out and I just yell at Rutter for no reason I don’t know why like [ __ ] you Rooter

You’re always the source of my problems it’s nobody else but you uh wait [ __ ] I [ __ ] that up there we go wait wait so if I close this off do you think the mobs will start spawning or do mobs only Spawn from the Block I just I don’t really know at this

Point I don’t like where my house is I want to move it or at least move it back a little bit yeah no I want to move it back because it’s too close to my block it’s too close to the almighty block this this block right here the one that

Decides my fate whether I live or die this one it it even decides if I have a house or not that’s how powerful this block is it just says you know I don’t think you deserve food right now I don’t think you I don’t think you deserve a roof over

Your head like [ __ ] okay thanks block jeez and then sometimes oh it also decides if I even get companionship you know I just hope that I can at least get like a a [ __ ] um another Trader or an animal if I could get an animal I would at least have a

Friend that’s all I want in this life in this lonely lonely life of Minecraft one block just want a friend that’s all I need that’s like the Quest right now that’s our main quest just to try to get a permanent friend one that won’t leave me one that won’t decide hey you know

What there’s a one block person somewhere else in this uh in this game I’m going to go visit them instead you got to name them I will as soon as I like can get a name tag cuz I need to get a name tag don’t I before I can actually name

Them or can or is that how it works do you not treat people like animals is that not how this works in this game cuz I thought that was like the rules of Minecraft I don’t know how it works in Sky Block okay okay wait does is that how it works in regular

Minecraft cuz I will make sure that I get a name tag at some point in time cuz I know a chest will spawn somewhere at some point point in time yeah really say you have to name them but but you do you just do it do

You just like just straight up just say hey here’s a name enjoy it or do you have to like uh get a name tag for them and like clip it to their ear or some [ __ ] you know like a cow that would suck dude that’s got to be the worst [ __ ] life

Imaginable you have to put the name tag in the Anvil and then oh my God where does the name tag go does it like straight up you just do you actually treat them like [ __ ] cattle and just and just like clip it to their ear dude being a Minecraft Villager has

To be the worst existence imaginable it’s like all you want to do as a villager right is just live your life but then all of a sudden Here Comes [ __ ] Steve yeah here comes Steve just out of nowhere he’s coming out of the [ __ ] Woodworks and he’s just like he just

Runs up on your village I mean sure you say he saves you and everything from the Invaders but but then all of a sudden Steve just like takes over your village and then forces everybody to have sex Steve just wants you to breed I don’t know man man you don’t

Know what the B what my basement look oh my God no I’ve actually had that before like a long time ago I was playing with some friends right [ __ ] was that I thought I heard something am I just hearing things oh my God the loneliness is getting to me holy

[ __ ] no but um anyway uh as I was saying we had like a bunch of people that were in the basement and we’ve had we tried so many times to try to get the one um I can’t remember which enchantment it is um I can’t remember what it does either

I think it was like [ __ ] what is it um Unbreaking we were trying to get Unbreaking we couldn’t [ __ ] get it wait in the basement yes in the basement that’s where we kept our villagers not only did we keep the villagers in the basement but we also made them

Breed no I had this like um I also had this like house or um I was on another server and I went I took over a village I made it to where uh a singular house was only able to like hold two villagers and I made them [ __ ] the entire

Time that was all they did just had my breeding villagers I kind of want to build that here too can I make the Traders [ __ ] that would be some [ __ ] what the [ __ ] that I come in on uh wait you come in on one of my streams

And you wonder what the [ __ ] you come in on Jay are you okay do you need do we need to talk about some stuff I think you’re kind of out of the loop we’re going to have to I guess we’re going to have to hang out more or

Something like that you know you and me chilling another trador what the f I don’t have any rotten flesh I haven’t had a single [ __ ] zombie uh I could get gunpowder though I’m going do that thank you for the gunpowder too bad you don’t have any name

Tags bro if I had name tags right now that would be sick all right we’ll put that one there I do have more trees though like I could put is he trying to wait is he checking out my house get the [ __ ] out of my house you’re going to leave me anyway [ __ ]

Just leave just do it now okay you know what you know what you know what know what I need a I need a door I need a [ __ ] door right now hey [ __ ] don’t don’t push me dick weed all right there we go there’s our first door all

Right woo look it’s basically looking like a house it’s very close it’s very it’s getting very um very close to actually looking like a livable place that’s my my goal is to be able to have something yo iron okay all right more oh [ __ ] more Iron Coal yeah let’s go we’re getting

The best [ __ ] hot coal all right so uh I don’t know what to do here we got iron oh we should make a furnace yeah there we go okay we got a furnace uh it’s not not that it’s really going to need it for cooking or anything like

That cuz it doesn’t really seem like we’re going to be needing anything for cooking Nico won the one uh one the blocka yeah dude this is it this is Peak uh this is Peak gotcha right here this one [ __ ] block that’s all it is the best part is

I don’t have to pay for it see that’s the difference between genin and Minecraft Minecraft is also a gotcha but are you [ __ ] kidding me bro seriously no [ __ ] what dude how did I die oh my God this is [ __ ] man it’s some [ __ ] I call Cap I call Cap your

Honor and I that was uh that wasn’t that wasn’t not a uh that wasn’t actually my first run that was just a uh no no no no no no no no no no it’s not a real run it wasn’t a real run this what you just the

Got you got no I didn’t oh wait maybe I did [ __ ] you but um no no no it that was just a um uh this is my this is my first hun oh [ __ ] everything’s still here wait what what I didn’t think everybody would still be here I thought it would like oh

I lost all my [ __ ] oh [ __ ] I lost all my [ __ ] oh [ __ ] I can’t do anything oh no oh right know I can no it’s fine it’s fine all I got to do is just destroy my house it’s a good thing I started building a house I

Guess [ __ ] man I lost my trees too and the [ __ ] that I just bought from this guy man this some [ __ ] but it’s not over yet we still got uh we still have enough [ __ ] okay uh I don’t have enough yet wait wait wait I have more trees

Okay you are going to go right here and then you know what [ __ ] this one as well we’re going to put this one over uh here perfect they may be a little bit off but that’s okay it doesn’t matter maybe it’s because I crouched oh maybe that’s the issue maybe it’s

Because I [ __ ] crouched maybe you’re not supposed to crouch get the [ __ ] out of my way villager I will smack the [ __ ] out of you you know what [ __ ] you get out of here get the [ __ ] out of here you think you can hide from me in my own house no

[ __ ] you think you have anywhere to hide no really [ __ ] you give me some give me some experience points come here that’s all they need from you that’s all the use you have is experience at least I think he gives experience right or is that like not a thing oh

[ __ ] it isn’t a thing wait impostor I got a [ __ ] achievement wait what hold up what oh can I see that wait wait advancements um progress where’s impostor at oh yeah that no there it is oh just straight up kill a villager oh my God it’s an Among Us reference what the [ __ ]

All right then whatever wait okay I can do with this yes oh my God it’s not over yet [ __ ] it’s not over yet but I am sad though that I don’t have any um Iron left anymore that sucks oh my God yes please oh [ __ ] well I got to just use my

Fist until then we’ll get there we’ll get there don’t worry my God more iron I didn’t even see oh wait wait oh this isn’t working oh [ __ ] this isn’t going to work [ __ ] man I should have made a goddamn box I had so much [ __ ]

No okay okay all right new goal make a box it’s not just my house cuz I’m going to have to destroy this um I’m going to have to destroy this this [ __ ] it’s not going to work yep there it goes goodbye goodbye iron oh that’s so

Painful [ __ ] man that is so painful to do no don’t give me another iron please just give me another Cobblestone I beg of you more Cobblestone okay okay I’ll take those those are fine Cole we we take that we take that um we take that and put it

Straight into the first cuz I don’t want to [ __ ] up oh dude okay I think I know what it was I think one of those um one of those like trees or whatever the [ __ ] it was oh thank God I think one of those uh not the

Trees but the leaves the leaves was it and I was crouching and so it made me um it made me phase through the the leaves so it kind of [ __ ] me up that way okay oh thank God there we go we’re back in this [ __ ] artificial why you stressed out what’s going

On you want to talk about it after IRL Stu be [ __ ] you up oh [ __ ] you need a nap go take a nap yeah go take go take a nap real quick be your ASMR okay I’ll be your ASMR welcome to Minecraft wait I need to

Turn myself up a little bit uhuh hold on hold on uh hold on where’s my thing at oh there it is I got it I got it okay wait I don’t know okay no we’re good we’re good okay I artificial thanks for joining us today in Minecraft um I’m just doing the one

Block challenge trying to make sure that I can uh survive and I totally didn’t die once already uh you want some you want to hear the clicky clack on my keyboard There You Go Keyboard ASMR you want want to do you want to I got to turn that [ __ ] off oh

[ __ ] wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait let me turn it s down a little bit yeah that’s too high um so one thing I am have to do real quick I have to turn off my AC my AC is a tad bit too

Loud oh my goodness oh oh [ __ ] uh hold on we’re going to do a uh we’re going to do some uh drinking Asm more yeah drinking let’s go I’m going to take my uh I’m going to take my water bottle I’m going to turn up the gain a lot I’ll

Tear up the game a lot man you can’t [ __ ] hear it sorry I didn’t mean to be so loud okay okay okay okay man you couldn’t hear I need to get myself an actual like ASMR microphone one day one one day we’ll do that cuz I actually

Would wouldn’t mind trying to do some like ASMR content it seems kind of like interesting and um but I I just don’t know I’m scared I’m scared I don’t want to try new things I’m scared you guys would have to be there for me okay cuz I don’t

Know like it would be uh it’s so intimidating I don’t know like just trying new content in general is just I don’t know it’s so intimidating right like I want to do it but at the same time I just kind of get this thing into my brain where it’s just

Kind of like man should I even try it should I just should I do it I don’t know if it’ll work I don’t know if I can like put myself through that what if nobody comes you know what if I try to like um what

If I try to like do um I mean I did the cooking [ __ ] and there was actually quite a bit of few people that came for that um and that was like my first time ever doing it so I was pretty happy about that Viller what’s up bro oh [ __ ]

Uh [ __ ] man I want the Cherry sapling man that would have been so cool here but no of course not I don’t have any [ __ ] dirt cuz I didn’t die cuz I totally didn’t die earlier yeah yeah yeah they also have potatoes [ __ ] man wait I’m missing something here hold

On a second hold on we need to go ahead and make a [ __ ] box right now all right um do read that make that and then all the way around and box okay you be my savior hold my [ __ ] wait wait wait not that one uh all

My blocks though I I just I get the [ __ ] out of my way move [ __ ] um I don’t want to like fall again I don’t want that same [ __ ] to happen cuz that was just the worst imaginable pain Without Love Get Enough [ __ ] off D came up and grabbed my ass like

Sorry sir no I I am totally spoken for so no bad villager bad I’m not down bad for villagers anyway you know I may be lonely on this godforsaken plane but I’m not that [ __ ] desperate G G man when are we going to go a chicken or

Something [ __ ] got to get all my mud blocks back too I would love to have a chicken mhm that is the best friend chicken is like the ultimate best friend material in Minecraft at least if you think that anything else like a wolf you think a wolf is best

Friend no you think a you think a [ __ ] a cat is a best friend no the cat hates you all right the cat despises you no a chicken they’re forever they look at you they like they’ll see you for you right and then even then just to show their appreciation they’ll leave an

Egg for you there that’s some like grade A that’s like the best um possible way that anybody can ever say I trust you like like who else is going to leave you with they’re young right really [ __ ] don’t close my door I don’t know of any other animal

That would willingly leave it’s young for you to care for for you to do whatever as you see fit other than a chicken right I mean sure you can always take the uh take other animals away from their litter and [ __ ] like that but why would you do that you

Monster you know at least with the chicken and their eggs they can hatch and they can see you you know you’re the first thing they ever see you know it’s just so surreal it’s the most surreal thing you could ever have in a life no but I guess it is true though

That some animals like they don’t even have their eyes open until like a certain age but you know we don’t think about that don’t think about that just re my tree is a tree nice I’m going to let it grow I’m going to let it keep

Going I don’t want it to I don’t want it to uh to chop it down just yet but thank God I’ve got more wood I love having wood what is the best thing in this game you can do so much [ __ ] with wood you can build houses with wood you

Can uh you can smack people with your wood you can especially villagers [ __ ] you villager you can um you can make you can make weapons out of your wood your wood is the Ultimate Weapon bro you can H what else can you do um oh you can fish with it

Y yep yep you can fish with it which we’re not going to be doing here I mean it would be cool if I could fish and all oh dude you got a potato this just like show oh you [ __ ] [ __ ] you get out of my face how dare you raise your prices on

Me you [ __ ] I know it happens whenever you like uh you punch him but still [ __ ] him he just deserved it he got in the way like multiple times like why wouldn’t I punch him it’s just like anybody else you know hey tank play what’s up dude it’s just

Like anybody else if somebody gets in my way right of course I’m going to punch them you know punching is just like the the best way to say get the [ __ ] out of the way without saying anything you know I don’t want to be rude I don’t want to be rude and tell

Somebody to get the [ __ ] out of away you know I’d rather just like sock them in the jaw and then they’ll get the me they’ll get the memo they’ll know doing good today feels like it’s a good day to play Retro Game a [ __ ] what Retro Game you thinking [ __ ] out of

Here no what Retro Game you thinking about cuz my retro game for the day is Minecraft this is the uh this is the one Retro Game to end all retro games I guess I’ll just [ __ ] go here screw it the game I think is a is a called the

Scheme I’ve never heard of it oh [ __ ] that ain’t going to work it’ll work for dirt but I can’t do it with this I can’t do the I can’t do it with wood [ __ ] I need to get myself an axe again God damn it I can’t wait to get my first diamond

That would be so awesome it’s a pc88 game from Japan so yeah it’s not very well known okay so that makes that makes more sense though yeah I’ve never um I’ve never really been uh that much of a retro game player like the only times I really played any

Retro games is whenever somebody suggested it to me and I streamed it that’s pretty much it I I’ve never really like done it to just to like just to do it on my own for my own Leisure it’s always been um I mean any game is kind of like that anymore nowadays it’s

Like once you start streaming you kind of like get addicted to it and then you’re just kind of like man you know I kind of want to just go ahead and stream everything that I play now here here I am today I’m playing Minecraft not just any Minecraft Minecraft where you have to

Hit a singular Block in order to get things you want oh my God God damn it is your favorite FM composer ended up purchasing uh the Remake soundtrack because uh yuzo Koso um made the music oh nice nice dude I never pay attention I’m bad okay when it come back

To you won’t be alone alone thank you I got yeah no it’s um I’ve had like uh what was I even saying [ __ ] I don’t remember oh yeah I never pay attention towards credits like whenever the credits come on I just kind of like forget even what’s going

On and I just kind of like um I skim through all of it or I just let the game like go and I’ll just like go take a [ __ ] or go get some food or something like that and then I come back and the credits are over I did that the other

Day for Yakuza and uh um I um I didn’t realize there was [ __ ] after the credits oops my bad I I raided before that and everything too but why the [ __ ] did they got to make credits so long yuzo is the best known for a street

Of R streight of Rage dude I know that one okay I have actually heard of that game um beat him up games is something that I used to play a long time have you ever heard of fighting force that was like one of the first be

Beat them up games I ever really played fighting force was my [ __ ] Bro the very first one too dude I should play that I it’s like maybe if I got like super big maybe if I got like super big then I would do it because you know if you’re big and

You’re kind of like playing stuff that nobody knows about nobody’s nobody’s going to find you unless you’re like doing uh unless you’re like unless you like posted on YouTube and and then eventually maybe somebody will find it cuz he just make like a video out of it and so

Apple and then um that’s actually what I’m going to plan on doing pretty soon I was going to be hiring somebody to do like editing and [ __ ] and that’s going to be uh cuz I I want to expand I want to expand right eggs saves save eggs

Yes always save the eggs eggs you are best but um I’m planning on doing a whole bunch of like uh getting videos edited by this guy on Fiverr and um I’m hoping that it happens pretty soon because he’s going to be taking his exams pretty soon and they

Are he said like after the 21st is when he’s going to be free so I I don’t know like how fast he’s actually going to get it done I didn’t really look um I think it’s like maybe a week you’re going to get a guy to edit

You and make you [ __ ] make [ __ ] for you [ __ ] yeah dude [ __ ] yeah I don’t edit I would like to I wouldn’t mind like trying to edit but I I am so I my ADHD is like terrible when it comes to anything like editing and stuff I can’t sit still long

Enough to actually um edit a video for anything especially when I’m just like watching myself like I it’s so weird okay so like whenever I try to watch myself um I can’t get myself to start watching myself but then when I start watching myself I like watching myself

And I’m just like what the [ __ ] why am I like this am I just like what am I scared of I don’t know what I’m scared of dude this [ __ ] keeps pushing me around I don’t know what I’m like scared of when it comes to just like watching

Myself it’s so I yeah I don’t get it like um there’s got to be like a a thing that’s called that you’re not alone bro oh thank God yeah because I know Rooter she edits her own videos and everything but oh wait did I get my [ __ ] oh I think I did wait

Wait wait how much iron do I have oh maybe I have enough maybe I can make an iron pickaxe yeah I’m going to do that even though I’m still going to use like Cobblestone and [ __ ] uh I do really want to have make sure uh I have like a lot

Of some some iron uh ore and [ __ ] like that on there I need all that stuff oh I’m finally making something oh my God progress damn 24 yeah we got a lot dude we got plenty at this point wait what am I missing here oh yep these wait I need sticks ah

[ __ ] all right um I’ll take all these 32 sticks [ __ ] and then we just need more pickaxes too I just want to make sure that I have a ton of pickaxes and I think I’m a sword out of iron as well [ __ ] [ __ ] you’re not I know

You’re not staying around why don’t you just leave already you know what don’t you [ __ ] shut the door in my face [ __ ] [ __ ] you and now we have light too but I don’t think the sapling is going to grow I think it’s too close to the other

Tree dude this is such a good stream now I’m uh I don’t get time out of the corner for spamming like other streams ah you’re fine I mean you’re like the only person talking anyway so I don’t really get give a [ __ ] um honestly like if you like to have if you

Like to talk a lot in the chat I I endorse it like honestly like just go at it talk as much as you want say whatever you want to say well not whatever and there’s still some there’s still limits there is still limits now you were talking well [ __ ] welcome yoi how you

Doing bud also who evening to you too all right uh what am I looking for again oh wait I want to make more pickaxes just in case I need to make sure that I have plenty I need more I need more pickaxes uh I think I’m good on the the

The other [ __ ] though but I want to get this done before I do anything else I was about to say [ __ ] no you can say [ __ ] I don’t care you can say [ __ ] all you want just not like uh just none of those like uh no racial

Slurs uh as long as it’s like relatively respectful I mean I don’t care if you curse I know most people don’t view like cursing as respectful fridge oh my God most people don’t view uh cursing as like respectful but honestly don’t give a [ __ ] cuz I curse all the time so that

Would just make me a [ __ ] hypocrite you know like I can’t just be like oh my God I can curse but you shouldn’t curse in chat don’t do that what’s wrong with you n no no I don’t I’m not going to be like that guy what the [ __ ] wait you

Again wait where the where is he oh he’s on my house come here [ __ ] let me see what you got all right dirt for trees Oak saplings um what the hell is that melum never heard of that Spore Blossom oh I do have enough for that though dude I could totally get

This [ __ ] I don’t have any bones though I want the cow I need the cow what are you saying swearing as fine as an objective but not like oh yeah yeah not if you’re like not if you’re using it in an abusive way stay [ __ ] family friend exactly how the

[ __ ] you dare how the [ __ ] dare you not be familyfriendly this is a [ __ ] familyfriendly stream [ __ ] you don’t like it get the [ __ ] out there we go [ __ ] I I thought I was going to [ __ ] myself over there right mhm M saying swearing is fine as an

Objective but not as a noun he he do not use swear to insult yeah exactly oh my god I didn’t even read exactly what you said but then all I went back and reread it cuz I was like wait a minute he probably said the same

[ __ ] I have an issue with that sometimes like whenever I’m reading chat I just kind of SK I skim through sometimes right um which it’s kind of harmful but also it’s kind of helpful at the same time cuz majority of the time I kind of

Get the full um the full text of the of whatever somebody’s trying to say like at the very beginning um but other times I kind of [ __ ] myself kind of [ __ ] them over if I [ __ ] myself over too and I just completely say the wrong [ __ ] I’m

Like wait a minute wait a minute maybe I should reread maybe I should go back and actually read get the full context of what the hell was going on cuz then I just get out of the loop more more please give me when am I going

To rank up I need to rank up now how many mo how many like blocks is it before we actually rank in in up rank up in this about that you actually said said s 27 times wait [ __ ] [ __ ] which one I don’t know what you’re trying to

Say what do you mean you trying you counting my swear words oh my God I’m going to have to cut back on the sties yeah no more saries I will make sure I am friendly friendly okay um there was actually something we were talking about with one of my friends he said

That we should have that as a challenge we should try to have a familyfriendly stream um I kind of want to do that actually uh but if I accidentally say like [ __ ] or [ __ ] or something like that then I have to end stream I almost want to do that just

Like straight up um the very first like just go as long as I possibly can um and do it like an endurance stream but if I say anything that is not familyfriendly yeah if I say [ __ ] then I’ll um I’ll just immediately end stream

And I have to say and I just like go on to the next day like nope sorry guys I accidentally sweared cover your ears children shit’s about to get hectic imagine doing a stream then randomly the whole stream starts spamming uh hi YouTube short yeah yeah I

Wish oh [ __ ] what the hell wait what did I do you want my dirt you can’t have my dirt you can’t have it I’m sorry Prometheus what’s up dude how you doing buddy Prometheus what the get the [ __ ] away from my ass what are you doing why are

You trying to come up on me like that and try to make some friendly [ __ ] time with me huh what you getting a little too friendly up on my little [ __ ] platform here buddy all right you little dickweed okay you want to you want to jump I’ll push you

[ __ ] push them off I’m going to need to get the [ __ ] out get out of my place get off of my home you put your he did nty things to me and I don’t like it leave me now I can go cry I don’t I don’t even have a

Shower man he did naughty things to me and I don’t like this why man guess I can just get back to work I’ll just get back to work I guess I I’m going to start like standing with my back against the wall dude oh man I don’t want the villagers anymore I’m

Traumatized oh there’s so much trauma some of the other villagers try to do the same [ __ ] they did the same thing to me like they didn’t even like they didn’t even ask me be like hey is this okay wa no they they just kind of like stuck their

Finger in my butt and I just I just had to take it it sucked thank you thank you my Soldier my Soldier took a beating I need I need all the salutes I could possibly get can I get some salutes in chat for for the for the Lost soldier that we have

Today oh my God thank God we’re getting so much Cobblestone though villagers are evil dude they’re terrible it’s like they don’t even ask they just say hey uh I see you’re bending over might if I uh work my Way yes sir I do mind very much for you to work your way in please go away it’s time to expand dudes okay a little bit further I want to go further here you serve zero purpose in life you should Now respond no no not responding responding

Not right now I serve plenty of purpose yeah go for it do it do it clip it I can’t wait oh [ __ ] where did this mud come from wait why do I have mud I didn’t want mud buy mud um wait if I step in mud okay hold

On what is mud like if you step in it nothing it’s just like any other block never mind okay so I need to expand out here a little bit head yay thank you I need to put those on there I’ll make sure to actually put like head pads and [ __ ] on

There um how do they do that do they just do it through vtube Studio or is there like something else that they do cuz I know there’s like a um I’m G to have to look it up I’ll just look it up on YouTube it’s either that or I’ll ask

Somebody about it but more times than not don’t do it no I will do it I need to do it I want to have more interactivity especially for the people on um like YouTube not YouTube God damn it I wish YouTube would actually add more interactivity that would be nice that

Would be really nice don’t search it on YouTube why not wait wait why why wait why are you saying this what’s wrong what’s wrong with searching it on YouTube is there something that’s not very wholesome is there something that I needs to like we [ __ ] we need to have

Like a come to Jesus talk about I mean I would just like ask somebody but I like to find the information myself before I try to ask anybody anything that’s like what I was going to say yeah I’m just confused I just don’t know I don’t know why I wouldn’t want to

Search it on YouTube I’m so I don’t know uh I’m sorry I mean if uh I mean to Indian people but each uh T says hello my friend today we’ll be uh doing the Doro oh my God I’m part Indian actually I actually am I’m like I’m like a lot of different

Things it’s weird I’m uh I’m a huge mixture and it’s really uh it’s really disorienting sometimes cuz it’s like have you ever had those times where um you uh okay so say you’re like you’re trying to finish somewhere right and you’re trying to find people that you

Kind of like relate to in a way but you can’t really relate I’m don’t leave me don’t leave me I’m sorry I think it means to say uh go oh okay got you got you got you I hope not I hope not but uh oops what am I doing I don’t

No I need more [ __ ] though and don’t Crouch no crouching now if it is if it is if you’re saying that kind of stuff with um if you’re trying to say that kind of stuff through different languages please don’t don’t tell me what to do oh okay okay

Oh oh no no no yeah okay no I’ve read that oh yeah that’s that’s not even different language it just kind of [ __ ] like um they’re doing English but like with an accent that’s what it is okay you had me concerned for a second in noi oh that freaked me out

Don’t do that don’t do that I am very gullible sometimes especially when I’m not paying attention that’s right chat I said it I’m not paying attention to you you know what you know what not anymore broken English yeah yeah yeah understandable understandable I did have somebody do

That though a while for a little while um they would say different things right but they would say how dare you how dare you how dare I how dare you sir how dare you yeah exactly how dare no now you’re so dumb oh yeah what are you going to do cancel me on

Twitter yeah go ahead cancel me on Twitter bro make me famous I I wish um someday I kind of wish that somebody would do that to me you know like [ __ ] cancel me on Twitter I like what what is that going to do even yeah yeah what what is that

Going to do nothing nothing people are going to know my name that’s exactly what it’s going to do n um no but the uh what what was I thinking I’m getting hungry can be arranged hey yo Prometheus yo you want to have a Twitter fight bro all right done we’re having a Twitter

Fight right now I’ll go post on Twitter at this very moment letting everybody know on Twitter how much of a bottom you are yeah that’s right that’s right if I do it first you know if I do it first there’s no way you can like try to come back with that

MH you’re going to have to think of someone else something else you’re going to have to like call me a top or something like oh yeah maybe a bottom but but you’re such a top you’re love zero perfect no bad all right anyway I guess you know how how to how a

Bottom is light exactly bro exactly you know I’ve had a deal with bottoms before you’re not the first you’re not the first one nuh no I’m not I am not a fan booy thank you very much wait till you see my new model dude

I am so hyped oh my God I’m so [ __ ] hyped I’m ready for it I’m need it in my life right now takes one to know that’s not how this works sir it does not work that that that way this is not this is not grade school we’re not on the playground right

Now Prometheus this is grown grown people talk okay if we’re going to talk about it we’re going to talk about it like men like men swear word ASMR [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] piss ass uh there was another thing that came to mind I was like wait maybe I should not say

That um uh let’s see anything else there’s um there’s some other words I could think of I guess uh [ __ ] uh yeah dude imagine you remember when you were a kid right and then you learned your first swear word dude okay what was the first swear word that your parents ever

Let you use the first one that I ever had that they I guess they considered a swear word was like crap or something like that that’s the only thing I could say I could only say crap or like hell but it kind of spiraled out of control from

There oh no nuts and not that’s a that’s not that’s not a swear word that’s a derogatory term so we’re going to stay away from that one no derogatory marks please okay I’m back I had a shower well welcome back uh not stinky anymore man I can’t believe Rutter’s not stinky

Anymore good job rder so proud of you oh hell ninja crap ninja hell crap wait what the [ __ ] minus F seriously wait how old were you when you ever you were allowed to actually say that because wait is your first language no no no like you’re from the US right

Your first language is uh is English right you still stay wow my God tell how it is just just tell Rutter how it is oh my God I guess it’s uh too late it’s too late Rooter can’t deny it anymore still stink GNA have to go back and take

Another shower at least I’m getting grass now finally [ __ ] it’s been a while since I’ve seen any grass late around here wait wait you are from no don’t I don’t really need to know exactly where you’re from unless you really don’t mind sharing I I I’m not going to stop you um

The one thing I will say though is keep your ages to yourself I don’t want to know I don’t need to know the YouTube algorithm actually oh you’re from China oh oh that’s cool no the um the YouTube like analytics will tell me who watches my

Streams so honestly I don’t care to know about anybody’s age to be honest it’s to me it’s irr relevant the only time that age has any relevance for me is like um well I mean romantic yeah sure but I’m not here to try to get with anybody a

Billion years old wow rder how are you not dead how are you not just in a box right now um the only other time that has any relevance to me is like uh collabing right like but even then I don’t really care as long as you say um I don’t need

To know exact all I need to know is are you above 18 or below 18 and depending on their answer is probably where I’m going to say okay well I don’t think I can collab with you I don’t think I should collab with you and if you’re wondering above 18 is

Where I would feel most comfortable collabing with somebody right you are above good good I don’t mind that yeah cuz I don’t want to feel like I have to censor myself you know your content is oh my God no no no no no don’t I I I don’t think anybody’s

Content is like [ __ ] for the most part um there has been some times where I’m just kind of like man this content does not resonate with me but um I’ve had times where I I thought my content like didn’t really resonate with myself like I try to watch something that I thought

Uh was good that a friend edited for me and then I looked back on it me looking at my own content then I looked back on it I was like man this video isn’t really resonating with me and it’s sad too because uh I think it’s mostly just because the um

Like this the editing style right it’s so hard for me sometimes to really find anybody that I think really fits my personality wise cuz that’s one of the main things I really look for in people that are editing videos is like does their editing Style Match my chaotic

Personality and if it does and then we’re good to go we are set and we are going to make sweet sweet love uh content together we’re going to make sweet content yeah yep yep yep are are we talking about everything except from the idea of the actual stream oh uh

Because the idea of the actual stream is me slapping a [ __ ] block over and over that’s the actual idea that’s the idea of the stream I’m just like this is Minecraft itself is like a [ __ ] chatting stream okay that’s Minecraft like I can go all day just talking about random

[ __ ] other than just like [ __ ] oh I’m placing Block Stone look at this guys uh I I got all tons of grass uh growing everywhere is that cool uh I’ve got I’ve got dirt blocks behind my house I got a door and it opens my [Laughter] God all right what what the [ __ ] am I doing anymore I don’t know okay hold let’s go here um what the [ __ ] was I saying what were we even talking about before I went off of the the other tangent I don’t even remember welcome to my streams where I just end

Up going off on this random ass tangents sometimes it doesn’t even have anything to do with the game sometimes I don’t know Leia I’m so confused I’m just here man dude I don’t know what’s going on anymore I just work here I just work here bro Minecraft updates are like uh new

Wood two years later oh my god dude did you see they added Birch to the game yo crazy I’m good at spelling words N you’re fine don’t worry about it dude I don’t remember what’s the newest thing that’s that came into Minecraft anyway like I don’t [ __ ]

Remember the the newest thing I think it was like the wardens and [ __ ] oh yeah the big ass mines where like well we’re not going to get any of those here but I I would love to play Minecraft with a lot of people sniffers wait sniffers the [ __ ] are

Those wait wait that’s an actual that’s a mob that just recently got added seriously got to go fish eating my cat oh my God I know who you are egg I know who you are but still anyway I thought sniffers were newer are they not playing Minecraft anymore I

Feel that though I normally don’t play Minecraft unless I have like people to play with likeit I I want a server sniff shut up [ __ ] off promethus Prometheus how dare you you have to have nuts before you can say that wa you have a rter I mean you have

A server router I was about to say if you have a router server I’ll join your server I’ll play on your server wait is it like is it open to like a [ __ ] ton of people though I do have a router server and a server and a

Server router oh my God but um is it like what so is it like open to just like the public like um it it’s open to a lot of my friends but uh but not view okay okay I that makes me a little bit more comfortable

Then because I I like I like hanging out out with people and I like hanging out with viewers and I want to I Really I need to Rebrand the Discord a little bit more um because we’re going to be doing some different [ __ ] okay we’re having a lot

Of [ __ ] done um we’re going to have different different uh different Avatar everything everything is going to be new including my name um then not my not my attitude my attitude is going to be the same old me you got Discord I do it’s actually in the uh description wait [ __ ] oh you’re

On uh vream uh I’ll fix that I will fix that very soon I’ll make sure to actually put that on the uh description for now on in uh I just haven’t done any descriptions on vream wait I need to just copy and paste that’s that’s all I really got to do as

Far as descriptions go on there it’s okay but does it have a Max thing on vream is it maxed out to a certain degree uh like for how many letters you can have in the description I know some places are like that no no what is your cat gone did

Your did your bird eat your cat or did your like did your frog eat your uh homework wait what am I doing there we go Leia Leia if you’re for since you’re from China dude I I really want to learn Mandarin so bad I want to learn Mandarin

But I’m trying to like learn Japanese first I am so like behind I’m so behind on trying to do anything with it I need to get it all together like I’m working on uh Japanese but I then I wanted to learn uh Korean and then I then I wanted

To learn Chinese but I heard it’s actually easier to do it diet uh Diana’s viewers made fun of eggs how how dare how dare they I’m going to have a word with die yep I’m going to have a word die he he can’t get away with this you

Know what I’m going to show him how to beat an egg I’m kidding I’m kidding okay I’m not going to beat you egg that’s why you’re better now you will never now you will get re a Revenge yes I will be I will avenge you egg mhm

Mhm hey yo hey what’s up dude what do you got for me get off my roof my roof too high is he G to hurt himself oh no he’s good all right so what do you got for me dude we can get cactus hey yo I’m cracking ew don’t

Crack ew not in chat not in front of my new visitor bro the [ __ ] all right slime ball diamond I don’t have any slime all right um Cobble wait that’s gravel pumpkin seed dude I don’t have enough [ __ ] Dirk this sucks what the [ __ ] what do you

Mean no no no wait wait whoa what’s going on I I don’t understand I me as long as you don’t crack in front of my new visitor that’s kind of kind of weird dude hold on I’m scared to actually get this one going oh [ __ ] it’s actually good okay

Cool we got it we’re good we’re fine damn it it’s time to stop what did egg say I really hope he didn’t say anything too weird [ __ ] all right uh so we got another one now I did have a egg just egg I love it

I not know you don’t know oh that’s fine then it’s okay it’s okay I mean you know if if anything happens in chat Rutter’s here you know if anything too bka happens then we can always just let roter handle it I know you don’t have to it’s fine I

Don’t care if you handle it or not you’re just you just have the role you’re just there to look pretty only in YouTube though yeah yeah yeah only in YouTube there’s a big guy eating me oh no oh no can just tell him to put you

Down oh dude douse yourself in like in uh in a ton of hot sauce yeah yeah then he’ll never eat you ever again he won’t he won’t eat you right especially if you like d yourself in ghost pepper sauce just don’t get in your eyes oh my God okay so the weirdest

Thing that ever happened to me as far as like eating out a restaurant or anything anything like that um was one time right I was eating Ramen and it was like spicy Ramen too I uh I was just eating it up right and I love spicy food I absolutely

Adore spicy food I was just going in on it but then all of a sudden I slurped a little bit too hard and the noodle came up and slapped me in the eye and I had all this [ __ ] spice in my goddamn eye and I was started to cry

I I didn’t like Ball but I was trying to get it all out and I was trying to like rub it out of my out of my eye right but the dude um the people that were there at the at the restaurant cuz I was eating um cuz it’s a Japanese restaurant

Right they’re not Japanese but but it was a Japanese restaurant and they were looking at me it’s like too spicy and I was like no [ __ ] nood will slap me in the eye and I was like I was asking them for a paper not a paper

Towel a um I was asking them for a uh a washcloth for the longest time I was like please just give me a wash CL please and then they finally uh they finally got me one and I was get the [ __ ] out of here stop walking in front

Of me dickweed and then um so I was finally able to actually try to do it but it did not work it did not it wasn’t good I know no oh no but the um it didn’t work very well I was still in so much pain it

Sucked but then I finally after after like what seemed like an eternity it finally subsided the pain finally subsided and I was able to actually like chill and not worry about my eye falling out unlike rder Rutter’s eyes fall out all the [ __ ] time oh by the way rout I was kind of

Thinking about something I don’t know um oh wait wait wait uh I don’t know if you’ve started on the color at all can’t help it I know I know I don’t know if you started on the coloring at all did have you started on that at all I know you were working on

Uh you were doing vex’s like get the [ __ ] out of here [ __ ] stop standing in front of me you [ __ ] I’m tired of everybody walking their [ __ ] happy ass in front of me thinking that they’re cool [ __ ] when I’m just trying to work okay now I’m done

Sorry for my Outburst I um I don’t know what came over me I just I just don’t like when people interrupt me you know you speedrunning vex’s model super quick because I wanted to uh test the new lean oh dude wait you’re putting that in oh that’s

Sick dude the U the Leaning I do like the Leaning I don’t know if the person that I’m going to be getting for the rigging is going um I don’t know if we’re going to be doing that I didn’t really see that I do like how flowy they

Are um but I I just I don’t know B2 bling is super easy I’m uh not going to you’re not going to lie I don’t know what the oh not even going to lie okay okay I’m kind of wondering uh rter if you did so say like in rigging right are

You uh how do you get the is there like a file that comes on for a rig that was previous and If you hired somebody else to kind of like add to it can you do that is there like a save file or some [ __ ] that comes with the

Model for the uh for that for that rigging shows how much I know about rigging right yeah there is oh [ __ ] yo damn I’m smart I I didn’t know I didn’t even know [ __ ] I’m smart I’m smarter than I thought I was [ __ ] I need to like go back to

College some artist charge more to have access to the file oh okay okay I mean that makes sense I guess um but I don’t know I mean the putting the lean in on there would be pretty [ __ ] cool you know that’d be pretty nice oh so is uh so is vex’s

Model going to have the lean or are you trying to like do it on your own first so you can understand it more or or just like practice more with it you love the lean I want to see it yeah model has the Le oh nice

Nice yeah I would really like to check that out I want to do uh go back to school I don’t want to okay I I was at school for a while for a little while I went to school um I will say right now it was too easy

I got so [ __ ] bored dude okay like if things are too easy I get really [ __ ] bored and school it was mind- numbing almost like I didn’t even study for like any of my [ __ ] never had the lean before yeah no but the the like I never had to study

For any of my [ __ ] and then what happened whenever I uh went to go take my test I passed you know I passed I I don’t know I don’t remember exactly how far how much I passed though um but a lot of it was just [ __ ] participation

And [ __ ] and then especially my art course I had an art course it wasn’t like you know actually drawing and [ __ ] like that it was like art appreciation or some [ __ ] like that um it was so [ __ ] uh I don’t know that’s why I’m not really going because I don’t even

Know if I want to be a game developer anymore I like I thought about it and I I don’t know I just want to be an Entertainer that’s all I want to do I want to entertain people on the internet God damn and feel like I’m making somebody’s day you know that’s

What I want to do I don’t want to go to school and make games for people I want to I want to stay here and I want to be an anime boy on the internet that is my goal in life hey who knows maybe I’ll make it into vjo one

Day maybe after I debut again cuz then I’ll have a cuz then I’ll feel like I’ll have a model catboy I mean I guess I’ll technically be a catboy yeah the new model is going to be a little bit different like a lot different than the previous model before

Especially this one it’s going to be really different to this model as well um for one it’s going to have color I know right crazy color no way no [ __ ] way you me to tell me most vtuber models have [ __ ] color bro that’s crazy oh God damn it that’s

Crazy I can’t believe this [ __ ] all right I need to expand oh thank God my tree is big now right so [ __ ] me wait I didn’t want that I keep putting the mud down I don’t want [ __ ] mud I want dirt bro give me more dirt wait oh

[ __ ] neckl I maybe possibly I mean there’s there still probably going to be that theme honestly I just like um I don’t want to be like a full on um you know with cat ears and everything like that it’s that’s something that’s going to be a lot

Different I want to build up I want to go somewhere like here yeah we’re going to do that a little bit I want to I just want different stuff I’m so tired I it’s just flat and boring I don’t want it boring implied cat boy yeah implied cat

Boy and then I want like I want to start like building up that way yeah there we go this is going to look good it’s going to be good I’m going to have such a large world it’s going to be massive half capat boy I mean

Maybe I guess we’ll just have to see whenever it’s uh done you know it’s going to it’s going to be a little bit we’re shooting for maybe a couple months uh there’s a lot of things I have to do though there’s a lot a lot a lot a

Lot a lot of things that have to happen before I’m able to actually um do you know anything else uh so we’re we’re going to get there we’ll get there cuz the first step is uh getting the character sheet done and then after that’s done everything else will start

Falling into place we start getting the model done uh I get emotes done I’m going to need to get emotes I really need emotes my uh at least on Twitch because I can’t have emotes right now on I can’t have emotes on vream and I can’t have emotes on on YouTube either because

Um for one YouTube you need to be partner uh and we can’t I can’t I can’t get partner right now because we need more watch hours still I’ve been losing watch hours I have been losing watch hours so please please if you if you would be so

Kind make sure to just put all my videos into a playlist and then and then uh watch them all let’s let’s Farm These watch hours please I I beg of you I’m so my my watch hours are falling you’re so they’re going so low I I’m I’m shriveling

Away M 78 SS oh my God I meany if you do that [ __ ] it do it can do hey thank you yeah and um and V stream I can’t have emotes just hey one block Trader [ __ ] you’re you’re 42 feet hey yo no but the uh what the [ __ ] is this hold on

What is that oh is that toughed I think that’s toughed I haven’t seen that yet I don’t know what the next thing is isn’t there like a wait where the hell does it find doesn’t there like a a a block level up Thing I I have never seen the a thing that says anything about leveling up in a block get the [ __ ] away from me what do you even have oh he does apples I had an apple that sucks Cobblestone I’m not giving you my Cobblestone that [ __ ] is

Precious there’s no way I can part with any of my [ __ ] Cobblestone for one what is this that what is that hold on oh that’s Granite oh it’s diorite never mind that’s diorite whoops my bad I thought it was tough but that shit’s below are you [ __ ] kidding you’re the

Second mother [ __ ] to come up and [ __ ] me in the ass all right buddy I’m so sick of villagers in their [ __ ] why do they keep doing this to me no means no thank you very much oh God okay let’s keep going you know no it’s okay it’s okay N I

Um I don’t know man there’s like oh oh oh oh right right I forgot what I was talking about before I got [ __ ] in the ass all of a sudden before that villager just straight up violated me uh I need to get 100 um I need to get 100 uh

Follows on vream that way I can have um that way I can have emotes on vream yeah that’s what I need we’re at like 48 right now some [ __ ] like that I think I think wait wait Prometheus what what am I at right now if can you see

That cuz I have no idea I haven’t heard my thing go off either so nobody’s followed just yet just yet we’ll get it eventually maybe one day some poor soul will stumble across my stream and they’ll be like the [ __ ] am I watching and I’ll just say penis fart that’s what you’re watching

Watching Sir 43 a [ __ ] yeah so we’re not we’re not quite halfway there yet we’re getting close getting close oh my God I don’t know what the [ __ ] grab wait what is this oh okay that’s a stone I wish I could like go a little

Bit lower is there a way I can like put a block underneath cuz I would like to have it to where I um there has to be right there has to be hold on I want to see if I can actually make this block go underneath I don’t know if there’s a way

To do that I don’t think you can can you oh wait wait wait no wait wait wait no wait [ __ ] no I had it I had it for a second wait wait wait wait can I do that I I don’t know I don’t know if I can man I want to try I

Guess [ __ ] man how do I make make a block go underneath I really want that I don’t want to be I want it to be like level with me you know what I’m saying I guess I could do like jump I could jump and then put a block underneath

It I mean that’s kind of cheating though it is kind of cheating but you’re I’m your Kami Oshi yay I love being somebody’s Oshi so that means like whenever I leave or if I leave you know I’m not going to say I’m leaving but if I ever leave

Somebody’s going to be sad that I’m leaving yay maybe I I don’t know dude I don’t know I don’t know if this will work wait oh thank God uh there a way can I just like maybe like no oh it’s not working oh maybe it’s just

Because my uh my mouse is kind of [ __ ] okay yeah that shit’s not going to work easier way to do it there is an easier way to do how the [ __ ] do I do it teach me PR ways Prometheus I need to know cuz I would honestly like to have

It to where I’m a little bit lower do I just make stairs wait can I make [ __ ] stairs oh wait I should make stairs is it stairs please tell me it’s stairs because I’m about to make them all right we got Stairs [ __ ] we got [ __ ]

Stairs a [ __ ] [ __ ] oh wait oh wait this actually might be it build a platform from Perimeter wait what oh wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute wait no wait yes yes yeah oh oh wait wait wait wait I can

Make a PL yeah no I could do that thing oh [ __ ] yes oh hell yeah oh wait I’m on the wrong thing [ __ ] okay uh how do I make a how do I make a plank make me laugh yay like as I make somebody’s day oh that’s not right I mean I guess

That could work yeah I don’t know uh that’s a stick I don’t want that wait that’s not right oh wait I’m so [ __ ] dumb okay there we go I did it yay I [ __ ] did it what’s up fry how you doing buddy what’s you been up to frog there we

Go there we go bro crafting bro I’m Minecrafting my dude [ __ ] that don’t work uh um wait wait wait wait can I oh wait can I just like go a little bit lower yeah wait wait can I what happens if I put a block down no okay that won’t work [ __ ] um

Uh okay the next thing I need to do is stairs uh maybe stairs that don’t work God damn it that’ll [ __ ] work okay so uh wait can I just do stairs here like that will that go down that that don’t work okay never mind [ __ ] okay well I had it in my brain

But it’s not working [ __ ] don’t work like that my bad my [ __ ] bad oh damn it um so what happens if I do wait a minute wait a minute wait wait wait hold on let’s get that one out of the way wait a minute oh you’re right wait I can’t oh I

Can’t make ladder I I didn’t think about ladder actually hold on but I’m scared dude what if I [ __ ] up I don’t have water oh [ __ ] your boy needs to make a bucket bro oh I didn’t think about the bucket oh [ __ ] okay all right Buck that’s a mine cart that’s a

Cauldron okay that’s not right there we go there’s the bucket I got the bucket let’s go um yeah but how do I fill water out from rain um if I put a cauldron down would it fill up with water if it’s just out in the rain would it do that I’m G try

That I I I’m I’m like learning here do a rain dance bro bro I ain’t got no rain dance it ain’t me use book what [ __ ] book what [ __ ] book we talking about I want to make a cauldron anyway because I think it’ll be useful a little bit a

Little bit useful um put that up put that up I don’t know anything else I really need right now uh cauldron time [ __ ] that’s right that’ll fill up with the water I know it will like a it’s like a rain barrel oh [ __ ] man I should have got

That water bucket from earlier God damn it that sucks I didn’t think I would need it bro I didn’t even think about it I saw the water bucket on one of the vendors I was like bro his bucket no I don’t need no piss bucket no oh wait never mind

I thought it was going to fall it scared me for a second I saw that [ __ ] I was like no please please don’t go anywhere D what if I had spider webs that would be sick I just want to go I just want to

Make it I want to make it like a shrine you know I need the block Shrine that’s going to be the best thing to do right now cck what’s up what’s croing what’s crocking crocking pretty good my dude what’s up with you my dude how you doing what you been up to lately

Kook Kook K I always say your name [ __ ] wrong dude it’s krooka gamer right now I am playing uh the one block challenge and I’m just trying to [ __ ] uh make it to where I can go a little bit lower cuz I really really want to like go down a tiny bit just

Just a little bit you know I I just need to go uh one more down and I can’t do it with stairs apparently like I tried to make it go down uh with the stairs on the other part but that didn’t work very well so yeah oh

Well um so now I’m just kind of like I just want rain I need rain to happen right now I didn’t even think about it before um whenever the uh um the water or the the rain was coming now much is Gran and genin for some gems and sending

Ryden chogan oh wait did she come out again cuz I haven’t played genin for a hot minute I need to reinstall it on my PC yeah this PC does not have genin at the moment what is that wait is that snow oh no it’s Clay oh nice wait what can I make with

Clay actually me too yeah I need to get it I need to get back on there honestly I love genin I haven’t played it in say uh when was the last time I played genin oh my God she’s oh my God no oh yo Mia dude I

Need my yo Mia cons I haven’t gotten any yet I tried to get some cons on the last time that she was out um but it didn’t work I did get Ayo last time though but I need to get right Shogun it’s been years oh my God I know it’s been years

Since I’ve seen you too frog I haven’t seen you in so long wait wait wait wait dude come here please tell me you have water [ __ ] you’re useless to me you’re [ __ ] useless how dare you chii dude I actually never got chii um until I wish I only got chii when Wishing on

The standard Banner oh [ __ ] no nobody ever ruined my Petty the only person that ever ruined my Petty was actually Jean [ __ ] that [ __ ] [ __ ] Jean oh DEA too de ruined my pity as well [ __ ] [ __ ] man this dick doesn’t have anything either you know what [ __ ] out of here get out you

Don’t have [ __ ] that I need [ __ ] I don’t need you has selling cookies he doesn’t have [ __ ] cookies I don’t want to like talk to him now because he’s going to hate me come here [ __ ] D those are slime balls those are he has a [ __ ]

Cat bro I can’t even do anything with I don’t have any [ __ ] gold man this sucks he has a [ __ ] cat I want the cat damn it [ __ ] out of here you’re useless to me [ __ ] all right next time next time I want to get to where we can actually

Start smelting gold the cat I know the cat is lost the dream is dead the dream of having a friend that is like our ultimate goal right now I I don’t give a [ __ ] about um I give less of a [ __ ] about trying to

Lower this [ __ ] than i d that I am like having a friend I I am so alone up here and every time that I get a villager up here they just leave me like come on what the hell like what the what what’s the sense in

That you can’t just leave me like I I trapped them I gave them um attention you know I talk to them and then they just [ __ ] leave like what’s up with that dude it’s like that one friend who only comes over to for food right it’s like they come for the food

And then they leave it’s like the [ __ ] you’re not what about my needs what about you know like uh hanging out with me bro I mean I I know I’m an uh I know I’m an introvert and [ __ ] like that and I would like to be alone but I you know

Sometimes having another human around is kind of nice right it’s kind of nice you know her food is where is it not here I’m starving I wish it was here but yeah it’s not here my my dude uh you could make it though you could make it

Then you could bring it to me and then I can eat it mhm nothing is more satisfying than feeding me if you want to uh if you want me to stay for a party or if you want me to go anywhere just uh just let me know that

You’re going to feed me and and I’ll will go yeah dude I’ll go buy you a car you know I will go with you to a car dealership to help buy a car if you feed me that’s all it requires just a smidgen of food what yeah yeah if you needs help

Buying a car from a car dealership I got you okay you know as long as you give me like food or something like that I’ll go with you and then I’ll make sure that you get the best deal possible the absolute best deal you’ll be you’ll be swimming in loads and like

Um I’ll make sure that they don’t give you that [ __ ] stupid ass Gap right you don’t want to like Gap is Gap is that [ __ ] that they sell you that like you never really use because like nobody really [ __ ] um unless you’re like super unlucky or just are really [ __ ] at

Driving I don’t really know anybody that is able to actually use it you buy me a Tesla I’ll buy you a water burger oh hell yeah let’s go that’s a fair trade I think it’s a fair trade Chichi is a five star yeah Chichi is a five star wait did you not know

That n chii is the um the most hated five star be mainly because she is on the standard banner and she seems to be the most uh the most um what’s the word common the the most common five star to ruin your pity on any of the [ __ ] us

The any of the uh event banners that’s what I’m looking for on any of the event banners she is the one that most people dread getting and a lot of people have her at C6 I do not I do not have a Chi-Chi at C6 I kind of wish I did

Though I thought she was a fourstar for some reason nah bro nope try to uh frament but I get tarag dude oh my God I know the feels dude there has been so many times where I tried to go for a fourstar but I ended up getting a five

Star instead I was like what the [ __ ] I’ve gotten so many four stars because cuz you know that’s just how pity [ __ ] works in there but as soon as I um I I don’t I never get the fourstar that I want and then whenever I’m trying to go like for the fourstar

That I want it turns into like a goddamn um a five star I’m like bro what the hell I’m not trying to get him tinari I got tinari on his St on his Banner when he came first came out and then after that I got tinari in the standard Banner

But yeah I haven’t se one so I I’ve never gotten him on any of the event banners there’s been very few of the five stars that I’ve actually gotten I’ve gotten Mona a couple times so oh okay so ruin my pity is Jean and Mona

Gan and Mona and DEA those are the only ones everybody else I’m I’m pretty much cool with I really don’t care U Moss block diay I’m just going to pretty much put everything in here for the most part I need water please rain please come where’s hea when you need

Him I need hea to come here so he can like help me uh with getting some rain I don’t know it’s whatever he’ll come eventually I guess um man I wish there was a way you don’t have you don’t have Chi-Chi I mean I don’t I don’t put it I

Don’t blame you really I I I don’t I didn’t have Chi for the longest time she was actually one of the the uh the past uh the past few like five stars that I actually got I have not really been um pulling as much as I used

To I I’ve been um I’ve been investing my money in stocks so I can’t really just go out and and um and put all my money into a gotcha game oh [ __ ] wait I need to make another box yeah I have been I have been very uh

Uh what’s the word I’m looking for um responsible I’ve been very responsible with my Ms it has been very enlightening and a very uh rewarding experience uh going after stocks and [ __ ] so I am uh I I’m working on it I’m working on it’s not the money-making

Machine that it is quite yet but it’ll get there right but get this I actually got Ryden Shogun on my first 10 roll and then a banner came in like uh instant Ryden Shogun I was praying for dude okay so that happened to me one time only one

Time um there was one time I got a double Neu and then on uh Nita’s Banner the very first 10 roll that I did as you should yeah the very first 10 roll that I did on Nita’s Banner it um it gave me a Nita so I was like brah

What is this luck dude streamer luck sometimes is real double NE yeah double [ __ ] NE on the same 10 roll at the very start it was crazy dude I was like what the hell I wish like uh I wish my luck was that good every other time like for real

Dude I would have so many [ __ ] um like c1s if that [ __ ] would to actually happen it’s like it’s like bro Mi hoyo dude I’m streaming I’m streaming the game just let me get the five stars okay you know that’s what people come to see right they come to see the five

Stars when’s the next rain going to come it feels like it’s been forever since we had rain I don’t I don’t know if rain even exists anymore what is rain wait okay I need to build my house out um we’ll grab that one and we’ll

Grab that one and then we will up and then we’ll put this in there and this one there whoop There we go dude it reminds me I need to uh about na’vi cuz he actually got like the three riding Shogun when he was wishing really oh [ __ ] damn that’s sick

Though we are just going to I’m going to build out my house right now it’s been a while since I’ve actually built this [ __ ] out so I need to [ __ ] do something about it that looks pretty good I like that damn it got I get rid of this one no dicks in

My house not today I need a [ __ ] house [ __ ] if my house has a dick then I’ll feel very uncomfortable there we go staff nasty thank you so much welcome everybody how y’all doing to today welcome welcome staff how was your stream hope you had a great day sorry I

Kind of kind I kind of can’t like go out and I still need to do the uh I need to fix some like shout out commands and [ __ ] but thank you so much well howdy well howdy to you too partner yeah I got to fix [ __ ] I still

Don’t have some things working I uh I I feel bad welcome to my one block challenge I’m slowly making my way it’s it’s getting there okay it’s getting there I totally did not die once already death is not a issue it’s a non-issue okay death doesn’t exist in this world I’m

Going to keep those open wait wait a minute I want one big window I like the aggravated boy aggravate boy wait aggravate boy are you talking about God damn it who are you talking about there’s a man I can’t think of who who you’re talking about right

Now played some fortnite ah [ __ ] dude I actually started to get back into fortnite it’s pretty uh I don’t know I feel I feel like I have uh relapsed it’s been it’s a it’s a weird time I mean I’m just mostly playing with friends anyway so I haven’t streamed it

Just yet I kind of want to wa I kind of want to wait for snake to come out I want to get snake bro I need Solid Snake in fortnite but anyway I got to say this is the fun funny thing I did when I was uh

Praying for Ry and Shogun I just put the the summoning music on poke of Pokemon gold silver right before I thought it would be help and it did oh nice the last time that I wished for uh I did like a wishing ritual um the wishing ritual that I did for a five

Star was actually listening to nii Sanji uh debut debut um debut music I think the one the only time that I had got one it was on God se’s all and I tried on other stuff first um you know like oh God damn it I tried on like uh Diamond

City Lights didn’t [ __ ] work I tried on something else I can’t remember what it was but then I tried on God SE all and it [ __ ] worked I’m like yes I found it I found the song that I need to listen to whenever I’m wishing the main

Part of the stream was a buckshot roulette because the game looks so fun what is Buckshot roulette like is that like a mode that’s inside of fortnite I know fortnite has like put a whole bunch of um nice yeah I know fortnite has like put a whole bunch of [ __ ] in their game

Now like as far as um instead of like is as far as like racing and some other just modes they’re kind of ending up like for uh like Roblox in a way s it’s its own game oh okay oh was on the the new game with the NPC duel like

Inscription oh wait in huh inscription wait wait what what’s inscription um oh wait no wait you’re talking about [ __ ] uh fortnite okay I think I don’t know I’m dumb I don’t know what’s going on anymore I’m so lost please help me guide me please I I need some

Guidance wait where the hell am I water please I need water look how empty my cauldron is it’s so empty oh uhoh sticky keys oh [ __ ] uh I’m going have to disable that I forgot about that I can’t spam shift is all friend inscription is a

Card game oh wait inscription is it on steam or anything like that where’s it from heck W shut up sticky keys is a [ __ ] bro I I I need to disable that I didn’t think about it before I’m kind of scared of the blood I

Feel like I’m just going to sink in and I’m going to fall through um but I had this I had the sticky keys disabled on the other thing I’m surprised you haven’t heard of inscription yeah I know I haven’t at least I don’t know what it is I might

Have heard about it before and ignored it I might have just like um like it might have been in like passing you know like I just heard somebody talking about it but I never really actually went out and sought it uh sought it out for myself it just kind of

Like it was just a thing you know just a thing that existed that I didn’t really have any um desire to learn about there’s quite a few things that are like that and I kind of wish I wasn’t that way I need to change I need to change I

Want to change a little bit like that you know um I wish I was a little bit more uh I wish I could study more you know kind of it’s a card game card battle game kind of it’s against AI but there’s like good lore and stuff oh okay

I’m going have to check it out then I’ll make sure rud to remind me because I will forget right after stream is over I’ll be like man what was that thing I was going to look at again oh yeah inscription all right I forgot please I need to fill this [ __ ]

Out I feel like I’m going to have to start using uh not dirt uh because I don’t know if I’m going to get any dirt block anytime soon I feel like I like I’ve run my course of dirt blocks thank you rder I can always count on you unless

The times I can’t unless the you know those times arise where I I I probably shouldn’t count on you um like uh trying to think like like getting me food right since you’re like you’re like States over like a [ __ ] ton of States over or if you’re like on a trip or something

Or or or um or or you know like or shifty is like hungry and then you can feed him instead of me and then and then I die only if you don’t only if I don’t forget to oh [ __ ] damn it this sucks I guess that kind of sucks though too

Right like two forgetful people trying to remind each other to do something hey did you remember to do that thing and and then it’s just like oh wait what thing you don’t remember no do you no no I sure don’t sorry man sucks to not remember anything it’s almost like being drunk

But you know not drunk just awake that’s what I don’t know if you don’t have short-term memory or if you don’t have like memory troubles I I I I love you and I wish I could be like you um but I got memory troubles and it

Sucks how do you get so how did you get so cool um it’s called uh it’s called a birth right I don’t know um I don’t know I don’t I think I’m like I think I’m just kind of like you know average I think I’m just an average Joe you know

I’m just here doing silly things on the internet wishing I was a cool person and then um and then some people tell me it’s like hey you’re pretty cool you know that and I’m like no way and they’ll be like yeah way I’m like thanks for the validation

Bro no speaking of the speaking of validation I actually like thought of a meme earlier I saw something on the um on this like meme generator I’m going to post it later probably after stream but um ah man it’s something that like all guys kind of like like you know um

Because honestly we’re kind of simple you know you tell us you tell us we look nice today and then we’ll be like I don’t know if they’re just being nice or if they want to [ __ ] me I’m not really sure I’m not used to getting this kind of

Attention that’s just how all guys minds work I don’t know some people are lucky enough to not to be able to get that way you know both huh both huh what oh oh oh maybe I mean you know if you’re really really lucky if you’re like a super

Lucky person then I guess it could be both but uh good luck good luck on um on that one I guess so like I don’t know there’s been times where I kind of thought you know maybe they wanted to like do things you know with me but it turned then I asked

Them cuz they were being like super flarity right and I actually talked about this with somebody else on their stream well I wasn’t on their stream but I was in their chat and we were talking about how girls will like flirt with other girls and the girl that I was

Talking to she’s lesbian right so she’s kind of gets confused right too right see it’s not just guys like lesbians get that [ __ ] too ah my dude please tell me you have a bucket of water oh my God it’s a sniffer egg bro it has a [ __ ] sniffer egg oh that’s

Sick with no water this sucks this [ __ ] sucks dude you suck jungle sapling I can’t do anything with this what is the sniffer even look like I told you sniffers were real I didn’t think they were real I thought you were just High you’re the first vtuber I watch a [ __ ]

Let’s go sniff a France sniff a nut let’s go sniff my nuts all right I can’t do anything with you dude I need you to leave there’s like literally I have a bucket don’t you get close to me don’t you look at me that way [ __ ] do you want what do you

Want why is he staring so intently at me what normally they just kind of like walk around but this one’s just really eyeballing the [ __ ] out of me um all right uh you stay don’t [ __ ] me okay I swear to God I already had it kill two of your friends two of the

People before you they I had to murder them why because they stuck a thumb at my butt and I didn’t like it all right get out away from get away from me I don’t want to look at you I don’t want to see your face [ __ ] [ __ ] squared word looking

Ass do you want money you know bring me some [ __ ] that I can actually use how about that bring me some water Make It Rain or something I don’t know don’t you dare get behind me yeah yeah yeah you get in that corner and act like you’re not doing anything

Uhhuh that’s how the others were too you know what you guys you villagers are all the same they want one thing and it’s [ __ ] disgusting can’t believe villagers bro God damn it there we go come on bring It shake my head I know right can’t believe these people why are they like

This why are villagers like this it’s like they came up behind me and like sniffed my neck I’m like bro what okay calm the [ __ ] down there homie that reminds me of that [ __ ] meme oh my God the goddamn Joe Biden meme you know when he’s like s he’s like

Behind somebody and looks like he’s like sniffing the [ __ ] out of them and they’re [ __ ] scared as shitless I’m like yeah that was basically me oh my god oh that I need to get that drawn oh [ __ ] I need to get that drawn out dude yeah if you um if you ever think

About it get me drawn like that get out of my house [ __ ] you don’t even live here I live here I I tried to give one of your people a house but they decided nah that’s not good enough oh need make like a uh I need to make an infinite water source

Too oh but I can’t do that unless I have two buckets right [ __ ] yeah I don’t think I can do that I think I need like a different water source and then I can like oh but if this fills up from the rain and then I take the but

Oh okay okay I’m thinking I’m thinking I’m smart I’m smart I got ideas you know I just got to you know let them I just got to enact them I just need um a time a time in a place and the uh the means the resources to do

It does this place even rain it does it does it has rained a few times but it seems like the past couple days it hasn’t been wanting to rain I don’t know why it’s like the one time that I have the thing that I need in order to get

Rain and water I uh it’s not raining [ __ ] out of here right so uh what is something else I need [ __ ] it I’m just going to keep going God damn it oh [ __ ] I need to grab another thing uh pickaxe need grab another pickaxe I need to make some more pickaxes

Too God damn it more [ __ ] mud will you take mud can I can I sell you mud what do you think he does with the mud after he like after you sell it to him does he just like [ __ ] play around in it or something takes like a

Mud bath oh my God villagers just takes a mud bath if you just give him mud he rubs it all over him as soon as you give it to him like yes thank you for the Mud give me that thank you yeah it’s funny because I know like Leia the first time you ever came to me was on YouTube yeah cuz um that like at that time I wasn’t even doing Tik Tok I was just like streaming on YouTube like straight up nothing but but every other

Time I um and then every other time I just kind of like some later on I started doing stuff on on Tik Tok and streaming on Tik Tok which I should honestly do again but I haven’t been doing it because oh man I don’t know I

Don’t even know if I have a stream key anymore on there I’m G to have to re request it it’s been I’m so traumatized I can’t deal with these [ __ ] guys here I can’t deal okay so far so good oh dude that needs to be the new um

If I get something like drawn like that uh if nobody else does it you know like the um cool way sir if nobody else does that I’m going to I’m going to be over here okay I I want to be away from him coming up behind me I just don’t feel

Right you found me in genin oh [ __ ] did you but did you really I know like on uh genin I sometimes have my uh God damn it you got in the [ __ ] way you know what [ __ ] out of here that wasn’t my fault okay it wasn’t

My fault I didn’t mean to hit him he walked in front of it all right please don’t call the police I don’t need the police here right now they I I mean he well there’s no Witnesses anymore he can’t they can’t even get their statement um

But uh so now I I’m actually safe cool cool I’m safe every other time was self-defense like but no no well actually yeah yeah yeah yeah every other time was self-defense I have never killed a villager on purpose okay every like um and that last time that was actually

Technically self-defense too because he did walk in front of my fist okay he just he just showed up what’s the number for Minecraft Minecraft police um I think it’s I think it’s uh uh 911 try 911 please I need to make sure that my phone isn’t listening have you guys ever had that

Issue where you’re um 145 I mean maybe or no it’s 404 yeah eror it’s like eror code 404 that’s the that’s the uh that’s the uh Minecraft police but have you ever like uh accidentally said 911 or some [ __ ] like that in front of your phone and then

It’s started calling it I I don’t know if I’ve ever had that I have accidentally butt dialed 9911 before and it sucks they called me back too and apparently my brother has an issue with that [ __ ] too he um he like was in his bed right and he was just

[ __ ] oh God he was just like sleeping and apparently he start he dials in his sleep so he’s dialed 911 a few times and they uh they call him back and wake him up it’s like sleepwalking but you know a little bit different oh my goodness so much [ __ ] come on

Block where the [ __ ] is my rain dude I need rain where the hell is it oh my God how does he how does one even expl I have no idea dude I guess he just told him sorry I dial in my sleep cuz isn’t it like um isn’t it like I

Don’t know if it’s like illegal to like dial 911 and then like not have an actual emergency is that illegal I don’t know laws at least not all of them I know some as long as they pertain to me cuz then I um yeah it’s a federal

Crime to call them if you have no Emer yeah that’s what I thought dude one time I remember um I called 911 because I thought somebody was like screaming for help and [ __ ] and it sound it really did sound like that maybe it was like a skin walker or

Something but honestly I think it was just a goat I think it was just a goat dude cuz I know like uh goat screams a lot and they kind of sound like human a little bit um even even that [ __ ] goat meme right that one goat meme where they’re oh wait

Um yeah no I did yeah I thought it I thought somebody was like yelling for help at somebody else’s property I’m pretty sure that’s only if you purposely call 911 to [ __ ] with yeah that’s what I thought what about that one guy oh my god oh [ __ ] wasn’t there somebody who

Called 911 and they like uh oh [ __ ] oh hi uh you got anything for me bud why would I need that I don’t need lava I don’t I don’t even need obsidian wait wait what happens if we go to the NE what happens then I don’t I don’t have enough I don’t

Have enough iron for that [ __ ] though like I’m so I’m kind of curious what happens if you actually go to the nether in one in the Sky Block you make a portal I should be able to but I’m not I don’t have enough um I don’t have enough iron to trade I don’t

Think let me see I I don’t know if I’m going to have enough uh um uh how many how many obsidian do you need to make a portal uh fall into the void yeah that’s what I was kind of thinking actually [ __ ] I’m going to have to wait that’ll be another thing for

Another day we’ll just have to we’ll just have to keep on going and hope to God that maybe we one day we get the obsidian again or if I can find another lava bucket and then um nine I think okay I know there are some mods I can make it oh

Redstone oh Redstone I need to upgrade wait do I have one I I do not actually okay well fine [ __ ] it I will just go ahead and make one then there how about that yeah I need a better I need a better pickaxe for this [ __ ] oh I don’t I can’t make a

I can’t I can’t mine the uh other thing anyway 10 uh oh you need 10 wait you need 10 of the uh Whatchamacallit the the [ __ ] other [ __ ] I can’t think oh my brain my brain not working brain don’t work overly complicated nice oh uh 10 of the uh of the obsidian

[ __ ] wait what’s 10 * 8 80 it’s 80 I know 80 okay so I need 80 silver do I have oh not silver iron do I have 80 iron I do have 80 iron I can buy enough I can buy it actually um hi dude so I need

10 wait does he only have one how many can I buy how many can I wait can I put this one in there a you [ __ ] I can only buy four no okay that’s fine I guess whatever okay I’ll deal with it I’ll just put it away it’s whatever so

Disappointing yeah that means we’re going to need uh six more then so you’re useless to me now uh wait he’s got magma blocks oh [ __ ] coal dude um I can’t do anything with you you’re going to have to [ __ ] off goodbye what you [ __ ]

Goodbye I hate how he looked at me as he was falling oh my god oh it’s got a [ __ ] oh I forgot I even enabled that hey what’s up cash how you doing today bud welcome welcome holy [ __ ] gold oh yes finally bro finally some

Gold oh oh my god I’ve been waiting for this day this long long time of no gold and then I finally have it now all I need is just get another V another villager to come yeah that that that will actually take the stuff as gold diamonds are better I’m sure they are

But I can’t get diamonds right away this is the one block challenge my dude um but I the gold is actually in this game in this game mode is uh basically a currency that you would use for um for getting like other stuff you know like from the villagers that show

Up because the villagers they they will show up every now and then whenever you um you keep hitting the [ __ ] out of this block yeah so welcome to the challenge we just talk we just talk [ __ ] about whatever we’re doing and then [ __ ] wait for a villager to show up or just a

Better thing all together I I bought these uh obsidian from the Villager so I really want to go to the nether I want to see what happens in this game mode if you go to the Nether and oh [ __ ] God damn it what the [ __ ] man no son of a

[ __ ] H should we just start over I don’t want to [ __ ] man I don’t know what happened that sucks [ __ ] you m that’s why you don’t stand on that [ __ ] Block it’s it’s unavoidable though because you have to stand on that block at the very beginning to be able to do

Anything it sucks but it’s so scary [ __ ] more iron see that’s why I put all this [ __ ] [Laughter] away yep good good thinking me I’m glad I’m like seven steps ahead of this [ __ ] game are you okay no [ __ ] I’m dead I’m [ __ ] dead dude okay I do have enough iron right oh

Yeah I got plenty of iron oh yeah I just don’t want to get [ __ ] over again man I’m missing out on cold wait oh thank God I have my bucket I have my bucket and my obsidian good thing I didn’t carry my obsidian on me [ __ ] that would have sucked

Also on one black challenge are you supposed to start over if you die I’m pretty sure that’s supposed to be a thing but I’m not doing it I might have to like I might have to do it I I I don’t think those should count I don’t think those will really

Count though I think it should only count if I like die like get pushed off the edge by a mob or a or if I like die to a mob instead of like falling through the [ __ ] block that you’re supposed to hit in order to get [ __ ] I think it’s

Not I don’t think that I don’t think that counts yeah that doesn’t count all right the next time I die if as long as it’s not because of this [ __ ] block I will quit to the main menu and I will end stream it will we will then

Start over we will start the [ __ ] over I just wish I had water God damn it give me water pleas need water oh dude I could have used the the bucket of lava in the in The Cauldron as well hey isn’t there a way to get like infinite

Cobblestone like how do you do that isn’t it oh wait don’t you like um don’t you like put lava in there and then oh [ __ ] I don’t know you’re supposed to have like a waterfall or some [ __ ] above it too and it gives you like infinite cobblestone I don’t I

Don’t know how to do it I’m not sure how to set it up oh let’s see what am I doing I need my iron pickaxe oldest trick in the book that’s what I thought wasn’t sure though I’ve never done it look it up I’ll look it up later

Um oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] did I no dude I [ __ ] up I had so much iron on me son of a [ __ ] I lost it all I lost all that [ __ ] iron oh no oh well it’s whatever I’m going to make a sword I’m going to

Make a sword just so I have my protection again I had protection earlier oh wait no I didn’t okay never mind um I’m going to put you away for right now and I’m going to put you away yeah just do all that [ __ ] why not get everything out of

My inventory that I don’t want to lose oh [ __ ] me and I lost gold too God damn it that sucks bro the hell was that wait what is this oh this is more mud [ __ ] more mud uh uh goddamn mud give me something good let’s bring

It in here come on give me some rain give me a water block what if I get a water block can you get a water Block in this cuz like all the blocks that come up are just extremely random right so like if you get a water

Block I do I just get it with my bucket I guess I just get it with my [ __ ] bucket what if you can’t water blocks yeah I mean yeah they’re in blocks right then it would just flow yeah I don’t know I don’t know if that would work I don’t even know if

That going to happen at all I don’t know if that can happen I doubt it I doubt that it could even happen because like um I was like what would you do it’s like what if you what would happen if you did that if you got a uh

Water block at the very [ __ ] beginning you would just [ __ ] die there you would have no way of actually like doing anything you would have to reset everything maybe you just like go until um you just well I mean part of this thing is survival but uh I think we kind of

[ __ ] that over already that’s kind of not uh it’s kind of done my dude but um I think what I’m supposed to do is if I die I’m supposed to start all over um which maybe if I die again we might we’ll might go ahead and just do

That but I don’t know man like it’s letting me respawn I thought it would respawn and just get rid of everything you know I thought the game would automatically make it to where I would not be able to have any of the [ __ ] that I had left you know not only that it’s

Not spawning me it didn’t spawn me on top of that block it spawned me like on top of my [ __ ] house last time which I thought was [ __ ] weird I thought it was really weird and I’m surprised I haven’t seen an animal yet oh it’s

Bronze I don’t think I need any I don’t think I need the iron pickaxe for that right or the uh yeah iron I’m pretty sure yeah no I don’t need the iron pickaxe for that the bronze or oh God I’m so not trusting of this block I

Keep stepping on it and I just I get scared at the uh just at the thought of even sitting there for a second if there’s this whole entire experience has honestly been kind of traumatic both between falling through the block that you’re supposed to mine and then also these guys

Showing up and [ __ ] me in the ass I it’s it sucks okay it [ __ ] sucks and I haven’t had a dirt block in a while dirt’s kind of precious I I don’t have any dirt blocks anymore um I can get bones uh I can get

Bone meal and a camel but I don’t have anything for diamonds you think you uh you broke the game or got unfortunate luck with this run I think it’s just really bad luck that’s honestly what I’m thinking and it’s surprising so like maybe if you didn’t have any tools

Whatsoever if you died and then you didn’t have any [ __ ] tools to be able to do anything with the uh block I think that’s kind of like when your run is really actually over I think I don’t know I don’t know but I think I just had bad

Luck and I don’t think I should really uh stop because of a I think that’s a glitch probably with the mod [ __ ] me I need to kill him he needs to die die [ __ ] get the [ __ ] oh come on God damn it I wish they would just fall

Off [ __ ] hey don’t you dare go into my house [ __ ] yeah that’s right oh [ __ ] I I didn’t think I actually killed him oopsie my bad uh Corpse I don’t know what you’re talking about there’s no corpse here I don’t I don’t think there’s a corpse in my uh anywhere near my property sir that’s uh no no no no no police no police please we don’t need them they they do they don’t need to come okay everything is

Fine oh my God okay I don’t even think of was actually standing on top of the block last time I dieded I think I was like off to the side of it like right here and then it thought I was on top of the block and I just [ __ ]

Died don’t get too close come on Nico you can do this just just just chill just chill make sure that you are precise and accurate in what you were getting okay yes it’s all a matter of luck and skill me falling is totally not not a

Skill issue that was a glitch okay it was a glitch keeper going one more come on next block is going to be an awesome block [ __ ] it’s mud godd damn mud ah I don’t I don’t need any of that [ __ ] man [ __ ] I’ll take that though God

Damn it mud why am I still getting mud like why can’t I just get what the [ __ ] is that wait what is that is that is that is that wool wait was that [ __ ] wool hold on a second oh no it’s m never mind

Ah damn I got my hopes up it really got my hopes up dude that sucks damn okay okay okay a lot of coal [ __ ] God damn what am I going to get something other than Cole I swear I’ve been a good boy this year Cobblestone I’ll take it I’ll take

It we might have to oh wait there’s a there’s a yeah yeah yeah dirt I take dirt I’ll take dirt like dirt all day [ __ ] I need to I need to expand my dude I wish I could expand faster I don’t know what I’ve been a good boy can’t

Tell me otherwise you know I kept track of my own na naughty and nice list yeah I I made sure that why I didn’t get any presents this year N I got presents dude I got a [ __ ] um what I got this year for Christmas was actually a uh an air fryer

I still haven’t used it dude I need to use it so bad but I haven’t like thought about what I want to use it on like I could do the uh like some french fries or some [ __ ] like that but I don’t know man it’s just it’s just yeah it’s so

Nice and it’s [ __ ] massive too is is huge wait I um we’ve been meaning it’s just kind of sitting in my in the corner of my uh my room right now by my closet because I I don’t have anywhere to put it I I honestly have nowhere to put it right

Now where the [ __ ] is the rain at dude it hasn’t rained in ages I just oh no like come on do something pour on me [ __ ] you Zeus come on Zeus strike me down you [ __ ] you can’t do [ __ ] yeah you’re not sending any rain my way yeah you can’t even send

Lightning yeah you’re a you’re a wuss that’s right Zeus I’m talking [ __ ] yeah he ain’t going to retaliate Zeus ain’t about it my dude he ain’t about that life I just hope I don’t you know get struck by lightning that would suck hey hey frog chill chill bro what

Did I do what did I do to you why you hit me bro what the hell oh [ __ ] did I just get flint wait a minute uh uh oh oh no that’s coal where the [ __ ] is the Flint that’s Cobblestone diorite wait what did I get I thought I got Flint for a

Second who did that I don’t know it totally doesn’t say frog on it or anything uh I’m thinking it was probably Leia pretty sure Zeus did that wow [ __ ] Zeus coming in on my stream and just throwing [ __ ] in my face what an [ __ ] I can’t believe he would stoop so

Low like instead of actually shooting me with lightning bolts wow come on come on yeah zusu needs to stop being a coward make his way down here right yeah right down here into my Minecraft game I thought it was Flint what the [ __ ] am I even grabbing what sounds like

Is that what the [ __ ] is that it’s is it just dirt is that all it is oh no it’s Clay oh that’s that’s what it is okay okay the only Speedster thank you so much for the follow welcome to the stream my dude thank you thank you there’s a follow on Twitch a

[ __ ] default Minecraft skin hey yeah we are actually yeah default we default Boys in this [ __ ] I have got no skins I need skins I’m going to wait though until like uh to get skin made for uh whenever I do my rebranding and [ __ ] cuz you know

I don’t want to get a skin made I mean I’m sure they’re not like super they’re not expensive like at all but I um i’ rather just kind of like wait um I I think I think Vex made me one a while back but I don’t remember where the file

Is for it I’m G to have to ask him again for it but I’m pretty sure they did one uh 2.0 Nico coming soon yeah dude uh we’re looking at hopefully doing March I don’t know for certain um but we’re also going to try to do

Like some uh some covers and [ __ ] before then and or even like to have like four release afterwards um and I’m pretty excited for it I can’t wait dude I am I’ve been wanting to sing for the longest time and I did sing a little bit but it wasn’t

Much and um it was the uh the the uh the sweatpack hair one the strong wins it was fine I liked seeing it but I just didn’t know it completely and I should just go ahead and actually do a cover for it I um and get like super loud with it right

You know actually get loud with it but it’s the uh we did the I did the will ston one cuz he did like the he did all the the uh the [ __ ] what is it called translation he did all the translation and stuff or he got somebody

To do it and sang it that way you sing I’m need the Cal now oh no oh no I’m sorry you can’t have it right now you’re going to have to wait like everybody else yeah you love the will sets and covers yeah dude I want to sing it I

Want to do my own uh my own cover of the English version that he did for that his lyrics are amazing I didn’t even know about him like honestly I didn’t know about him until um until somebody mentioned mened his the uh the the the sweat back hair

One like other than that or actually maybe I found it no okay I found it I found it I did not look at the name of who it was and then somebody mentioned it wasn’t that me no I wait was it I don’t [ __ ] remember I you mentioned the actual song

I know I remember that you’re the one you kind of like told me to uh check that song out and like do it because it was popular um but then I found the the the English version of it and I kind of thought about that because I asked you

To sing it for the audition yeah true true yeah which I should go back and resing it I should actually do a full song of it and hire a mixer yeah we need to get a mixer especially since I have a really good good mic now like there’s no

There’s no um there’s no excuse there’s no excuse for me not to do an actual full cover for it especially since I like to sing anyway right I’m just so nervous like whenever I record [ __ ] I get nervous as [ __ ] I don’t know what it is I is it it’s like

I got some kind of like fear that I just need to get over and I do the same thing every time that I like um try to audition for anything it’s just like it’s just so nerve-wracking I don’t know I don’t know rter do you ever have

That I just I just want to know if it’s like not just a me thing you know oh my God we do we’ve gone for three hours already holy [ __ ] give me this no you don’t get that [ __ ] I guess it’s just me thanks [Laughter] scer it’s all right it’s all right I’ll

Get over my fear my lost audition I had a bunch of green screens explosions too uh to it oh yeah for that was for the Kawa one wasn’t it speaking of Kawa rest in peace Kawa well they’re not actually dead but still they’re not they’re not a talent agency anymore unfortunately maybe one

Day B teni oh okay okay got you gotta gotta I don’t know what I want to do for another audition I don’t it’s going to be a little while before I think I be a for I audition again like I want to at least get a cover out and then audition

To something again I think I’m too violent for vtuber agency still I don’t think so I think you’re all right like I think maybe for the adoption style agencies but that’s a thing too uh a lot of people don’t want to go for like the new lifestyle agencies because they don’t

Want to like lose their they don’t want to lose their IP you know I guess that’s a thing but me personally I don’t give a [ __ ] I don’t give a [ __ ] dude I don’t give a damn you could take everything I don’t give a damn as long as I’m doing what I

Love it’s fine everything is a and then it turns out and then uh and then it turns out that I don’t really actually want to do it and then uh no but I really do but then it turns out like I graduate and then I go to like

Vjo dude there’s been so many they basically uh people have been talking about like vjo being like the uh the [ __ ] refuge for vtubers that are graduating right like from bigger agencies and [ __ ] it’s crazy because they had to be honest though it seems like a lot of

Agencies just take money so I’ve accepted it yeah pretty much at least the smaller ones though like it seems to me I can’t wait for dude I saw that I I watched that video earlier with iron Mouse they was talking about mat Pat and somebody was like yeah Matt Pat is going

To be joining vjo like brah did if he actually did that if Matt Pat became a [ __ ] vtuber he would be the first vtuber to like graduate from a uh his like face cam Matt Pat graduated from being himself That’s crazy dude it’s crazy basically the first PNG tuber he’s

Ba he’s basically the first PNG tuber oh true true true I mean there was a time way back before they even called PNG tubers that vtuber not vtu that people would just straight up use a PNG in place of themselves and then nobody called it a PNG tuber they just called

It um they just they just called it no face cam that’s all it was it wasn’t actually there was actually nothing oh my dude what’s up where’s he at up there wait is he up there mother [ __ ] is he inside my house who the [ __ ] wait where is he he’s on the

Tree what the [ __ ] dude how the [ __ ] am I supposed to get up there hold on a second all right all right I know I know well this is the way this is my life now this is my [ __ ] life hey what’s going on how’s it going

What you got for me he’s got gold he’s got a [ __ ] cow oh dude uh I don’t know I don’t know if I want to do that I mean on one hand I could have a friend oh wait wait dude I need more dirt

Anyway d i I think I should do that I think I should get the Slime balls like get like six I’ll get six iron get some slime balls and then buy the dirt cuz I need more dirt I’m kind of low on dirt not going to lie I’ll be right back my dude

He wants to follow me I guess he could I don’t think he’s going to be able to jump from there if he does jump from there I would be surprised o [ __ ] I almost killed myself that would have been the end of the [ __ ] run dude all right uh oh God damn

It um oh he is kind of coming though okay anyway um what do I need here I need iron I need six iron 1 2 3 four five that’s six I’m almost miscounted um uh I’ll take put all this [ __ ] away oh no wait I need still need that still need that

One and then I’ll God damn it give me the dirt my dude give me the dirt come on there we go maybe I should just build a [ __ ] um a ladder or something for him right okay cool cool now you take this I’ll take your slime balls and then I’ll

Give you your slime balls back and I’ll take the dirt thank you thank you all right enjoy your time on my tree cuz I don’t care this is where you live now congratulations you live in a [ __ ] tree don’t die don’t die don’t kill myself okay good

Uh I’ll use this one I suppose it’s almost it’s almost done anyway just keep going with it oh [ __ ] can’t do that oh my God my back is actually starting to hurt I’m kind of I’m not shrimping but oh sitting in my chair is kind of

Being a pain of the ass I think I need to probably save it and then we’ll continue this a little bit later because I’m getting [ __ ] tired so thank you guys for stopping by I’m I’m going to go ahead and start this a little bit later on like maybe of quite a bit

Later maybe like a maybe like another week or two I I don’t know that’s I might work this in to like um another schedule within the next couple weeks but I need to see what I want to play and stuff like that so stay for the raid please please please please stay for

Raids um that’s if anybody’s here I don’t know I have no idea anymore so I hardly ever look at that [ __ ] um so guys thank you so much I I will be make sure to leave a like on the video um leave a like on the videos make sure to

Subscribe if you’re new also follow and um and also subscribe and follow to my other stuff as well like Twitter I okay you you’ll find a lot of [ __ ] on Twitter I’m starting to I’m starting to post more and you actually um Twitter will also be the first place you’ll see my

New model so yeah of course thank you for stream thank you for coming frog oh uh by the way uh I’m thinking about possibly whenever we do or do like the red debut um I’m pretty much pretty certain that I’m only going to stream it on YouTube

I’m pretty certain so I don’t know I got to ask my manager first which yes I do have a manager which you should have seen if you saw in the thing but I probably will only stream it on YouTube I really need those watch hours got to

Have them watch hours my dude I won’t be able to get the YouTube Partner with without them I still need like over 900 cuz I’ve been losing them hours quite a bit because of those unexpected breaks yeah yeah so have a wonderful night thank you guys Bye-bye yeah let me let me mute this [ __ ] o [ __ ] I just noticed nobody said anything but uh you guys have not been listening to the game volume the entire [ __ ] time wow nobody said [ __ ] God [ __ ] three and a half hour or 3 hours in no game volume [ __ ] okay bye

We can still hear your voice though yeah that’s at least one thing