Insane plot twist in Cakeyflames’ Minecraft journey!!

Into my great adventure went to chop some trees and couldn’t figure out how to make wood what the heck am I doing but I figured out the basics of actually using my mouse and crafted a full set of wood toen after some healthy chicken murder I was going up in the world and

Nothing could stop me I then jumped into water and started drowning to death dying help me help I mean I lived though so it’s all good I walked in to a village after a healthy bit of murder die Reuben I have to make a decision the stakes of the world is on

This do we murder the villagers well I decided to go for a healthy Middle Ground Rob them I robbed the village but there was one problem I am the blindest person known to mankind and didn’t see the melon seed right there but it wasn’t all bad as I found some coal but there

Was a problem this villager refused to trade with me so I did what anyone would and burned that Village down Wait no that’s later in the video what I actually did was using my big brain speed running tactics decided to kill the iron gold using that thing where you

Go high up now what I didn’t realize was that Iron Golems have really big freaking arms and I got immediately one tapped now usually you’d think oh yeah I could just go back and uh grab my stuff slight problem with that Knight had set

And I was in a little bit of a pickup or a large pickle anyway it doesn’t it matter how big the pickle is I started my Great Escape running through the Skelly bones and all his monster friends egg egg egg I had made it but my success

Was shortlived as while I was walking through the village this decided to start chasing me and little Minecraft fact these guys run at superon Sonic duck speeds but I already gone through adult zombies and there were way more of them so I started sprinting as fast as I

Could I threw my egg right at the little sucker’s face but nothing happened skeletons were shooting at me and time was running out before my stuff despawned I then thought about building up and uh started getting some dirt this was my fatal mistake and death took me

But I didn’t give up I made an absolute genius play forcing a creeper to blow up giving me 123 which was definitely planned and I totally didn’t want to run away so I started running again you know I’m starting to see a Pat in here with

All the running but this time I had dirt and I managed to climb back up to my stuff where I was originally brutally murdered by this demon of an iron golem so I decided to sleep for the night and broke into a villager’s house and took a

Nice nap I also got a smack of nostalgia in the face from the music so that was pretty cool I then muted it cuz I got to put my own music over it so I can Tokyo Drift Skelly bones I still wasn’t happy with how the Iron Golem treated me though so I

Decided to do the exact same Strat that failed miserably last time and for some reason I died how could that happen how could I die picked up my Loot and decided to leave the village in a tearful goodby I stole all their seed so they’re going to

Die from Hunger now ha but while adventuring I spotted something a mountain in the far distance so I decided as any sane person would to make a one block bridge and then make the first story of my house on top of the mountain scw fall damage we know that

Won’t ever affect me wait wait wait fall damage let’s talk this through I ventured up the mountain and found where I would soon call home my Godlike Powers haven’t kicked in yet so I sadly have to go chop down some trees but thanks to the magic of editing I can snap my

Fingers and boom house built now I was very happy with my house but I still had goals and the first one was I got to get full iron armor so I crafted my stone tools and set off on an adventure and it didn’t take long to find iron since it

Was literally in my walls or the mountains walls but I own this mountain now so it’s my walls I own this mountain I managed to gain a whole 12 ingots from it a little bit of what we need uh by about 236,000 bits of raw iron but you

Know we’re getting there we’re going to make it in a couple of years I collected some wood and decided to attack some bees for food because I’m smart like that go I’ll roll you but when coming back home I noticed a Ravine and the sense of adventure led me in so I jumped

Right into the deadly Ravine with no concern for my well-being and oh my God was this an amazing idea since in there was a m shaft that’s right baby I can name a sheep Jeb if I find a name tag uh-huh that’s right I got a name tag and

Rails I freaking love rails but best of all I got bread I even found some sweet sweet iron which was a godsend but there was one slight problem I am completely lost now well you might think oh just build up well my answer to that is no so

Anyway then I saw my eternal enemy a baby wait no no not that baby this baby a baby zombie God I wouldn’t make a baby my eternal Enemy No this baby zombie had a taste for blood and decided to attack me while I had no armor and while I

Basically had the entire continent resources in my inventory so I couldn’t afford to die I fought valiantly against this baby zombie but in the end death took me I raced back into the Ravine trying to find my stuff again searching but alas I died too far into inside the

Mines and nothing could be found and in the end I was murdered by a cave spider the three goals are going to have to wait since I had more important things to do villager murder Cat come come look at this this is your owner right there it isn’t it your owner going

To die come with me my cat of oh my so let’s just place a bit more lava in this universe I’m a God Set on fire burn burn burn oh yo said on fire do you think this violates the Geneva Convention experiment over CL dismissed that oh well I’ll leave them do you want me to kill the child or you I’ll go first you want me to kill you child dies

Then but how did you survive that F God damn get in there jump oh dang I was trying to do that homelander scene but no no no no let’s try that again jump no bye-bye [Applause] oh my God hey there kiddo you hiding in the corner you think you’re some boy leave

I’m I am trying to place more Withers in here and you’re being very inconsiderate must cover all the lands with the lava Goodbye subscribe so I make money subscribe so you get more bad gaming content