Insane Quiff Takes Over SMP with 1M Villagers!

I’ve recruited over one million villages and using them i only have four hours to take down this smp and here’s why oh hey cliff how’s it going just wanted to pop by real quick to let you know that the purge starts in three minutes we have your whole villager farm surrounded and

As soon as it starts you can say goodbye to everything you own including your life is this why i’m trapped in here that’s kind of stupid don’t you think well i mean it was an illegal villager farm right kipley yeah how’s it illegal no

How is it illegal if i kind of come on come on you’re just trying to kill me this is this is teaming maybe you should just read the rules next time maybe just learn to read in general man okay okay nice nice and i’ve got money fatigue

What do you have under here uh don’t worry about it you should be safe in here for the next few minutes i’ll be back in a few minutes and kill you this is this is not what i want what they’re leaving it’s being surrounded right now and i currently have money fatigue which

Makes me think that underneath this is the elder guardian with mining fatigue and only a few minutes the purge is starting they can kill me so i need to think fast i can’t break cobwebs i have nothing in my inventory i was caught off guard i was minding my own business when

I fell into a trap this says bw i don’t know what this means but okay bread water bones by the time this might finish is they’re gonna be back if i bone milk can i not bone meal the floor what’s down here i can’t really break

This either wait can i break this i can’t break this i now have a pot am i able to like trip off the pot and like squeeze through no oh i’ve lot okay now i’ve got the pot wait i have an idea the

Pot acts as a block so if i was just put the pot here if i was put a sapling here the plan i have is if i was to bone meal the tree it would theoretically push me through using the pot and i’d escape

This has to work right now oh i’m so 100 iq oh my god it’s been long enough purge is started let’s go kill him come on i should still be stuck down after narrowly escaping those two i made my way to the villager farm only to find that it’s been completely destroyed with

One villager remaining what have they done to my villager farm how are you still alive luckily there seems to be no one around i need an army and i need you to be part of it so i think i’m gonna tame the villager first there you go are

You tamed if i move will you follow me oh he follows me now with the last villager recruited i needed 1 million more to get my revenge so i needed emeralds to tame more villagers i need more emeralds to get more of you so i

Want to test them if i was to throw you cobblestone build what you think would bring those emeralds and the villagers already start building i have no idea why it’s building but with the villager now having work i needed information on where the villagers were so i set up

Shop wait what is this this seems a little bit sus oh my god it’s a pitfall trap this entire marketplace is a scam to kill someone after finding out this was a trap i decided to hijack this marketplace and sell my own loot yo luffler uh guess what what you’re dead

Oh my god oh my god oh oh my god oh my bro why did i suddenly get attacked for no reason i did nothing wrong it turns out i totally forgot about the purge everyone was killing anyone on site and that was the biggest target okay what did he actually drop

Sci okay signs i’ve got signs diamond gear well someone’s full trap worked and i got a lot of redstone materials i don’t know why but i know he need to make my way up now after getting back to the top i wanted to test my look would

Someone fall for this again oh man quiff i see over there i’m not okay yeah yeah cool this is a load of crap dude look at this oh my god i knew it this is really just sad quiff you gotta find a new one you’re an idiot luckily luffa had a

Fishing rod yeah maybe i don’t test my look with this after collecting his loot i made my way to the villager bro was he made i don’t know what this is but he ran out of blocks wait i want to test this i throw him blocks right now will

He continue building whatever this is okay perfect turns out while i was gone he decided to build the slot machine to get emeralds now since this is the purge if i used to play the slot machine people would come and kill me but i have an idea maybe this will work if this

Villager can build he can wear gear so i throw him all this gear right now oh my i don’t know what’s going on but i’m not gonna question it the villagers on this smp are a little bit broken but now with a god i was ready to open this up yo

What’s this dude what’s this what’s that okay back up listen i know it’s the purge and if you want to fight i’m ready whoa what is this it’s it’s the last villager you didn’t kill oh all right let’s just do this man i got emeralds

You take emeralds i i do i need emeralds that’s what i put in the discord so you put the emeralds in and as you can see it’s made out of glass so there’s no scamming no cheating no funny business okay i put one emerald in there okay one

Enrolled i’ll click it for one time okay yeah you see so i lost you’ve lost you’re supposed to land three in a row for it to win all right well if i lose one and i’ll lose another one then i wouldn’t win the next one it’s fine all

Right you put no one in i’m gonna click the button there you go and i’m wishing you the best look villager watch out if he brings out a sword we attack him yeah it doesn’t you haven’t won yeah i’m gonna win this one it’s funny this is

Fun okay one more i’m only giving you one more i put 15 emeralds in there with him going all in i set the machine on repeat joining all his emeralds all right this is your last one it seems like you’ve been pretty lucky and you’ve lost this is a scam bro this this

Casino’s a scout it’s glass there’s no scamming involved i’m telling you this is a scam we got 50 emeralds from him 58 emeralds equals 58 villagers so if i leave the villager on guard anyone that walks in will get attacked or i’ll be notified so with the casino secured i’ve

Run off to find other villagers oh my god they didn’t capture these villages which means i have 40 emeralds so if i was just throw one to each of you i should be able to tame every single one of these guys i spent over four minutes taming the villagers until i had an

Entire army oh my god look at these guys this is insane i’ve got one more emerald and that’s just for you i know you’re looking at me i secured my army but i got notifications someone invaded my casino i couldn’t let the first villager die so i ran all the way back what’s

Stopping me from killing you right now listen i promise you you don’t want to do that i know it’s the purge but this these villagers will kill you that’s all i’m going to say if you’re a tester we can wait where’d you get villagers from

I thought we killed them all it does not matter listen i want you to gamble right now with all the emeralds you have came here to kill you man but i guess you know let’s just prolong it a little bit maybe if i win then i won’t kill you

Okay deal okay and there we go look at that and what’s that does it mean i win no you didn’t win so that means i can kill you right what do you mean oh dude what is this oh my god oh my god attack him attack him wait what attack games oh my

God they killed him villagers are op and i got free for emeralds blocks which is equivalent to 500 emeralds oh my and now i’ve got some op loot now with all the emeralds in the world i needed to recruit every single villager someone told me she’d been hoarding my villagers

And why do i hurt villages underneath here come on that oh my god what is this before anyone comes back and kills me i’m gonna give all these villagers emeralds which will make them do my bidding and i can start creating my own army so take all these emeralds this is

Perfect this is perfect okay this this is getting a little hectic but after taming them i still have so many emeralds from rga but the problem is i also need to hide these guys i’ve created a fraction of my army but i needed a million at this point it was

Time to assign leaders recently if i was to give him a stack of emeralds and also this villager stack of emeralds this one in here a stack of emeralds they should have fairly become leaders and take control of this entire population so if i close this i don’t know how they’re

Going to make them breed a day goes by and the villagers are breeding with each other from having only 1 000 by the end of the day they had over 50 000 the villagers have stopped breeding which only means one thing that server entity cap has broken someone else is creating

An army and once that pets off there’s more entities and i can continue building my one million skeletons i have a redstone torch and the first building is now gone goodbye i’m gonna tame you free villager come here same thing over here i blow them all up another one buys

The dust after spending 10 minutes blowing up every base the entity cap was gone and the villagers continued breeding it seems like the tables have turned everyone’s hiding inside the fortress me alone i can’t do this but they are not ready for this army look at

This there’s so many oh my fps is dying there’s more villages that i can see they’re all out render distance too what is this we’re gonna attack the fortress let’s rush this now time to rush in break all this villagers rush with me everyone invade let’s go oh my god okay

I see that name tags i see their name tags they’ll just find them we need we’ve taken over the fortress oh my god my fps is dying but why is there a village you’re placing tt what is going on why is there a villager place in tnt

I didn’t sign up for this oh my god this is crazy guys should we think of like a plan or something in case he actually shows up with an army like this could be really really bad oh my god this is what you get this building

Guys this is that oh my god look at this this is insane they’re trying to climb the wall they’re shooting there’s chanting oh my god they’re evading the path i made is fine oh my god look where they came from where did they even cook from shepard shepard just died

Oh michael was shot by the god one million villagers took over a fortress this smp is mine there’s no purge left