The Frog man is funny war pugs today we’re going to be checking out restarting Minecraft ever every death and I’ve never played Minecraft and I’m proud to make that statement I have not got caught up into Minecraft just not okay so with that being said I’m all the more Willing to watch people suffer Agony and pain while playing this game namely because I don’t understand it and also because well I’m a jerk like that I guess but martencito pants has put out his latest video and we are going to be sitting here enjoying it so we have set The mood lighting for the green frog men we will give the boat and let us enjoy ourselves guys emergency or pants links are gonna be in the description down below if you have not checked them out before his Just Cause 3 Spade runs are absolute Classics and you should see them as soon As possible until then let’s watch this video like And subscribe if you guys haven’t already here we go hello again welcome back yes you and I have met in a bit of a pickle 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ender dragon and finish the game okay as you can imagine this did not go down as smoothly as one might have hoped So why do no take you back to the start of this terrible Adventure yes let us begin day one to make this challenge a bit more interesting we had installed the voice chat box So before the others got on Tristan and I did a few practice runs to test it out we didn’t think we’d actually finish it and of course we did not practice run number one we got our bearings mine some iron waddled around a bit and found the entrance to This cave but Tristan inexplicably decided to jump into this water are we doing this doing it attempt two we did pretty much the exact same thing and well watch this watch this watch the Speed speed hack right go like this attempt three yeah portal went on through and Tristan at The very first opportunity [Laughter] fell into a lava lick attempt five I got brutally assaulted by piglets and attempt six I’m not brutally assaulted by pigments which concluded our preliminary attempts now on to the main event yes which I assure you would only be getting much worse Okay for real this time day one attempt one let’s go our sport location for today was this beachy jungly sort of place okay check tools check Flinders steel check animals burning in their own plants we had absolutely no plan so why not do some sightseeing oh look at that that’s A cool Lake I like that Lake this looks this reminds me of Brazil yeah what okay yeah I haven’t seen any gang Warfare yet generally things were going well now remember we had absolutely no plans when the sun inevitably set and the mobs inevitably spawned we had no choice but to run away And hide in a cave in this cave is where we hatched our plan for the base all right you guys you guys can go mining we’re gonna build for the lighthouse like here okay this is a terrible Supply because of the lighthouse by the way what you [ __ ] idiot uh maybe this Isn’t the best spot for a lighthouse so how about uh here oh Tristan and my friend Arlo were clearly not interested hey guys your Lighthouse looks like [ __ ] [Laughter] Now despite them insulting our beautiful lighthouse I later joined them in a mining Expedition okay without iron armor people can die from all sorts of very silly things so getting some for everybody was our first priority and of course we always need diamonds I found diamonds who doesn’t love some good old diamonds Where are you guys uh hello oh no I will admit to not having the best sense of direction particularly in Minecraft Caves so when I went one way and Arlo interesting with the other I got lost hello hello caves are spookier with proximity chat one moment you’re good you’re talking and the next Silence just you and the minds yes and your thoughts your thoughts betray you oh boys boys I found you guys once I found them again we surfaced and went our separate ways nice I returned to the lighthouse and they returned to their own spot across the water the lighthouse had come along Quite nicely and Tristan was even kind enough to gift us a clock now you know when it’s night and day no no I know really it’s night time damn Ben however not content with this gift decided to follow them and track down this mystery base they were hiding you yeah I Followed their vase was uh rather unremarkable they did have these one of which was filled with stuff oh naturally stole it chest man now Tristan isn’t exactly one to take things lying down no Ben had gone too far this time yes making things even worse I did this Is building mine How big no the crops oh my God I’m sorry now it wasn’t all bad sure I had sunk all of Tristan’s prize possessions to the bottom of the ocean yeah but it led us down to a cool underwater cave very nice which we utilized the door method I Don’t know how people die in like underwater caving Expeditions just bring a freaking door you imbecile just bring a door this little underwater cave went quite deep deep enough in fact but I found some diamonds what is the door method and as we all know nothing bad ever happens after finding diamonds no Nothing nothing would Oh my God Now you may be thinking damn it’s Tristan guy is an [ __ ] and killed Paul innocent Ben In Cold Blood yes well uh you’d be right that wouldn’t be an accurate retelling of events okay now watch closely Tristan’s tell me tell me more sneaks into the lighthouse places His first TNT it explodes sticks his second TNT down it also explodes and sticks his third TNT down now watch Ben closely watch the cogs turn in this man’s head has a decision to make escape the explosion or defend the lighthouse and fight off Tristan Ben okay chose neither of these options He walked into the TNT and removed all his armor framing Tristan in his own suicide you’re an absolute rat bastard attempt number two let’s go to the beginning of our deterioration yes Village check Bell check [ __ ] it check [ __ ] it let’s go to the nether so We went to the nello who’s going to the nether a good idea no no I could just someone was gonna fall in a pool of Barbara and die lucky for me though no one fell in a pool of lava and died instead our friends Tobias and Nathan in their infinite smooth Braid wisdom decided to try and break the Overworld portal which wouldn’t have actually done anything and even better during this process they died attempt three devices died to a creeper again oh my God [ __ ] Tobias attempt four for a spawn wood check tools Check Yes really big hole check race the bottom Attempt five you know what’s better than beating the game picking a direction at random and just running away do it we went extremely fast way too fast to speak coherently so fast We went mole mode and found this cool floating island thing where my friend Stephen whose name I cannot show for legal reasons did this [Laughter] that’s right I spice instead of doing something productive we ran towards the I spice biome and built some boats boats and then suddenly my friend Jackie Good game felon died attempt seven we were getting tired and Tristan in particular was somewhat losing his mind excuse me I guess Bruce trees are four by four these Bruce trees so you know what staircase yes if you’re wondering why we’re building a staircase instead of finishing the game it’s decades [Laughter] He’d just die but instead of restarting staircase Stephen is also building a that’s all the reason you ever need competing wood stick asexual bubble coffee soon staircase which resulted in predictable Shenanigans and these are hit Stephen off yeah you’re gonna have to make the jump across are we gonna fight yet Ben then made the regrettable mistake of looking at an Enderman what the hell let’s go oh my God it’s so chill up here it’s just playing like the the music uh kill real chill like the music uh chill [Laughter] Save me what the hell bro oh my [ __ ] god and okay that’s enough day one was over and for all the rest we died in under 10 minutes our highest Milestone was reaching the nether okay sort of this was definitely well harder than I thought it would be Yeah and so we move on to day two day two day two did not start off well no attempt eight a swamp spawn we found this cool Sandy Mountain thing a little bit of quarrying and collectively decided this place sucks but I think we have to migrate guys it Was time to find a promising new land yeah before we knew it on the horizon was promising new land seeing our promising new land had this to say this is promising new land however would later states that this land was not promising we continued and before we Knew it promising new land so of course wood check tools chip cave check did you guys [ __ ] hear that did you guys see that it sounds like somebody’s breaking in yes Tobias someone was breaking in Japan another swamp sport I have this this would kill me this will kill my soul it Would absolutely Devour the very essence of my being until I was nothing more than Shadow remnants of Sanity I would die attempting this like so hats off to him because I couldn’t do this I would lose my mind But now Quarry time [Laughter] It’s the hiccup nerve oh my God the hiccups oh my God at the bottom of our tunnel we had found this funky underwater cave in which we utilized the door method once again well most of us used it everyone except for my friend Simon a swamp sport immediately we had good Vibes from this one I’m getting good vibes from this Martin I’m getting good vibes from this we had spawned next to a village which is always a good thing oh you know what else is a good thing eight hours of sleep and wait are a bunch of Sleepy boys I’ve got three birds guys we were like damn Sheamus you must suck everyone knows you know just punch a Golem that’s what we all thought but upon reviewing the replay footage the truth was revealed oh foreign [Applause] Attempt 11. nothing of Interest happened with friends like these you don’t really need enemies very boring I got lost for like 10 minutes and then City died to a zombie way off screen step 12. amaze amazing you know what I don’t like Mesa spawns Tobias fist fight yep Attempt 13. trying to slow things down I decided to build a nice house yes right under this house the boys had found an eye in vain and collected about 600 iron oh I’ll be honest I got quite invested in this world yeah in a house a lot of Resources lots of food but then Tristan into The Nether oh on his own oh why would you do this Tristan you know I’m making a video right like if you just die in the Nether and then we have to restart and I get zero footage from Justin At this point my soul collapses and I wanna die just why oh my God why why 14. a good classic Forest sword I could just tell in this world big things were on the way twice I’ll look at usually I’m getting Whimsical vibes from this so of course we completed our checklist Would check tools check Stone check Martin I can quit mining stone at any time I swear this big hill thing had a bunch of iron on it so he collected it and turned it into armor amazingly it had been 10 minutes and no one had died ah Yet the main group had split into a few smaller groups some of whom had gone down mining so I took the guys I was with and ventured down into the caves to find them down in the caves we didn’t find them but we did find this that’s dirty um Make a sound and they’ll hear if one of these guys shrieks a few too many times well we’ll leave that for later this particular deep dark biome we navigated around as carefully as possible making sure not to trip [Applause] um making sure not there we go to trip any Shriekers we then found some of the other guys and we’re like yeah and turned around on the surface things had come along nicely I would have loved to express this but I uh did to the the [ __ ] um with the the uh Well um yeah um this sounds like me trying to speak English on any given day for any given reason this is this is what it sounds like the pain I feel when I speak the English language is incomprehensible that wasn’t even a word anyway Cindy came back for the mines With a good Bounty of obsidian so we built a portal all went through now believe me I did not want to be here the nether is full of these guys and these guys and worst of all these guys one wrong move by anyone and all of our Progress would be lost we were here for blaze rods and to find blaze rods we’d have to find a fortress so first things first let’s walk around in circles for 20 minutes and get lost guys I think we lost we neatly fell a few times oh my God but managed to find Ourselves a warped Forest oh okay this is a good there’s a good spot for killing Enderman actually yes Mart it a good spot for killing lots of Enderman oh like this horrible sound Miserables okay we have enough in the pearls let’s get those blaze rods yeah we still hadn’t found their nether Fortress which called for walking around in circles for another 20 minutes so he walked around in circles and would you look at that a fortress oh nice to get this far it had taken us literally all day and I was stressing the [ __ ] out on top of that it Was getting late so we made our way back slowly and carefully to the nether portal okay I was dying a few times in the process and had a good old chill back and face Tobias nice master had constructed quite the establishment a nice house some farmland and a little chapel There’s a Zombie pigment at the church guys inshallah he’s finding God the world was good great tomorrow we’d go to the stronghold and kill that Ender Dragon nice and so for the rest of the night we fished what Minecraft Bud Lights without it it’s not realistic except not [ __ ] ambulent [ __ ] one o’clock on A Monday look at us down there having a good old time just fishing talking [ __ ] all’s well when does it go wrong when does it go bad wrong too well this right here is Steven okay Stephen bit of a prank stop a joke stop it’s not Tristan this time at least and he’s come up with an epic prank if you reel someone in while you’re above them it shoots them up in the air very funny Stephen but Stephen be careful that’s quite high up it would sure be an awful awful shame if [Applause] hello [Applause] oh no oh my God And the sports you feel the Sandy certainly become unravel at this point my soul begins my soul is past collapse it is compressed down into the shape and size of a black hole it has become the singularity The Event Horizon of my rage has spread through The known Galaxy and I just wanna die of Stephen and uh we ended the day on that note well we got further than day one but not by much well day three day three here we come day three started much the same as day two with plenty of abject failures it seemed To me that getting a good run going was exceptionally difficult from Snee creepers to surprise holes to Tristan’s TNT and Stevens rather unfortunate prank things we’re looking Grim yes Hahaha [Laughter] Oh my God Oh my God I would cry I would die inside there’s no way day four there is legitimately no way that this could happen I could not play this I could not do this I would lose my damn mind I would lose it I would not have Any sanity left after day one my sanity would be gone or attempt twenty nine at this point we were feeling a little spent if we didn’t win soon everyone was gonna lose interest attempt 29 was our first ever Jungle spawn jungle beats all at me well I Think you know the drill by now next to our jungle spawn was a vast desert which we decided would be a great spot for our base and even better next to this great spot was this cool cave oh so you know we did cave stuff for like half an hour Ah it’s so foot off oh no no it’s not safe it’s not safe go back once the cave stuff had been completed I dug to the surface and searched for our base again it didn’t take long to find it because of the followed the TNT cocked this most curious the explosive [ __ ] this contraption oh my God he fell for the oldest trick in the book and what do you know it was never time this time another team was smaller and more experienced Nick had even brought his parrot oh this parrot really [ __ ] chill now spawn in The nether uh sucked but once we dug our way out we found this open area and we found this Bastion Now cast your mind back for me real quick remember how I was brutally assaulted by piglens during our practice runs oh yeah that was inside a bastard and the assaulters were These Guys these guys are not normal piglets they’re piglet brutes naturally I wanted nothing to do with this place right there was a warped Forest right next to Sebastian so while we murdered Enderman for their pearls we just looked at it hmm maybe there was something cool inside maybe perhaps I got a good feeling there’s a looting sword in that other chest now sure I wasn’t that Keen on going in but look exposed chest surely we could get something from it what’s the point of killing the dragon if you’re not even gonna do it with some Tim’s on man you Know what Sydney you’re right yes what is the point of killing a dragon without Tim’s we chose this chest as our Target let’s knock on up to it and busted it open Sydney was in fact rewarded with Tim’s in the form of a fortune 3 pickaxe nice Once we collected our pearls and poked the Bastion a bit more it was Fortress time now the Fortress itself sure it’s dangerous but the journey to get to the Fortress was Far dangerous everywhere narrow passages over Lava Lakes this horrible Basalt biome and sadly for Nick his parrot was not up to The challenge no oh no oh no Polly the parent is gone not chicken nugget Aid aimlessly searching around in the nether is never a fun experience luckily it didn’t take that long for me to spot the corner of another Fortress way off in the distance guys I found another Fortress reaching it was extremely treacherous oh my God how close I was just then but once we got there collecting the blaze rods was simple and easy there you go with that our nether travels were over Sydney had brought enough obsidian for a backup portal Which would be nice and we all went on through we had traveled a fair distance in the nether so our Overworld portal plonked us a good 3 000 blocks away from base in a cave I’ve got three thousand blocks that we of course traveled on our travels Sydney found a goat horn Nick found the sick horse and I no that is a nice horse was stressing the [ __ ] out yes could this be it we have reached this point before and you know Stephen had done his thing yes this time I wasn’t taking any chances would be as stacked as possible I made some Preparations the others got their supplies together and our 12 strong group set out to find the stronghold yes at night with Mobs everywhere oh uh just getting to the stronghold was quite the journey and on that journey I was getting more stressed and more stressed yes and more stressed yes if a Single person pulled a silly one on us all of this work would be for nothing yes we maneuvered over the mountains raced along the rivers and before we knew it the ender eyes were pointing backwards holy [ __ ] was this it after 29 attempts we could Finally see the light at the end of the tunnel once I was what’s gonna happen certain we’re in the right spot we dug a staircase down and what do you know we were here I could taste victory yeah and after a few minutes of searching it’s going to happen The great misery is upon us but we still weren’t ready I wanted everyone to have Enchanted gear and strongholds have libraries filled with bookcases yay ideal for enchanting so we set off to find a library and this is where it all came apart you see we had made the crucial mistake of leaving The portal room unguarded only for about a minute but that’s all it took now sure you might say what do you mean unguarded Tristan and Steven are right there to deal with any threats no Tristan and Stephen were not dealing with any threats Tristan and Stephen ah When I came back into the portal room there was a lot of [ __ ] course a [ __ ] Killers is those two odd a very suspicious giggling and a mysterious button in the ceiling lots of giggling and a mysterious ceiling button pressing this button seemed like a really bad idea yes this deductive Reasoning however eluded a particular member of our group no no At this point this is this is just cause for assault and battery this is just cause for salt and bad I’m just saying you should not have done this this is ju oh God no I wouldn’t want to kill somebody day five yeah as the sun set on our Fourth day our weary bodies and shattered Souls bore the weight of countless failures our eyes once filled with determination now reflect the scars of disappointment the wounds of defeat markets anyway today was day five and we had reached attempt 30 30. Christ we began attempt 30 marooned in the middle of this vast Desert lovely an entire world of sand seeing as there weren’t any trees we had no choice but to pick a direction at random and start walking oh my God 10 seconds of walking later a village appeared on the horizon with extreme efficiency we ransacked all our houses Stole all their beds beat their own gone to death and left refusing to elaborate any further this Village uh sucked so we headed off deeper into the Sandy Abyss in search of supplies roughly five minutes of searching later we found that Oasis and another Village these fellas had clearly spent their entire lives Working the Farms amassing themselves an impressive supply of wheat yes naturally we stole all of it all of their wheat and I stole a dead Bush Cactus clay dead guys I have a dead bush in my adventure as nighttime rolled in bringing with it this incredible Aurora we stuck down our Pill for beds and had a wonderful night’s sleep Nick had gone off on some travels and discovered a third Village in the desert so of course we traveled to the third Village in the desert oh Sydney you want to see this cool trick yeah yeah throw your uh pickaxe on The cactus and it turns into a diamond pickaxe don’t do it saves just not at the village is he he just [ __ ] wait what happened to it this Village had a good vibe to it after after a couple of days of this I I would legitimately been doing dickish Things too so I don’t blame him not at all not in the slightest let’s go I like the cut of its jib so we bestowed upon it our greatest honor of stealing everything yes villagers and living there ourselves we chose this wonderful headquarters and expanded the top of it To accommodate our needs like AF uh cactus really big but they almost died oh my God okay we had a base now to the mines Beneath The Village was a network of flooded caves rich in iron coal lapis glow squids once again our trusty doors made themselves immensely useful deeper Into the cave we got iron got diamonds and got obsidian well that’s enough mining back to base back to base we got straight to it built another portal and went on through like how big desert biome in the oval I have never played this game and I’m so glad I didn’t Because if stuff like this happened I would lose my mind it would be gone boiled our nether portal spawned us nearer and then the portal spawned Us near a huge Basalt Delta resulting in one of the coolest Nethers I’ve ever seen so we got to work I chose a direction and we Started traversing over the basalt it was definitely cool looking but traversing over it with dangerous and a huge pain luckily the Fortress was very close once we’d reached our Blaze Rod quota we traversed back over the basalt and to the Warped forest for our mandatory Pearl farming session this time we Remembered the boat method oh what is the boat method this okay [ __ ] idiot absolute fool if someone’s trying to attack you you just throw a boat down boat and then they they get stuck in the boat they’re like oh simply just throw a canoe at them once we’ve thrown sufficient canoes at The local Enderman population and fulfilled our Pell quota it was time for a graceful exit Okay well as graceful as one could be while being chased by a mob his boss courtesy of Sydney’s questionable diplomatic abilities it’s showtime okay back at base zero Dilly dallying took place well except For placing all this close enough for some reason we collected our things and before we knew it it was stronghold time I threw the first Ender eye and we set off the desert was big but we reached the end of it pretty quickly which gave way to a war motion his floor covered Sea pickles look at all those sea pickles down there man absolutely wonderful honestly oh I’m [ __ ] I’ve been for a seasickle right now we travel the Seas through forests and jungles leaving uh come on the eyes were pointing down straight down it was time we tunneled down found The stronghold found the portal room and found the library for enchanting our items yes before jumping in I gave the boys a rousing speech all right the hype speak uh the hype space would probably entail something to the effect of don’t you dare don’t you dare do anything Stupid it is this Ender Dragon we’re gonna beat its ass he’s a [ __ ] future dog bro well I’m fully motivated aren’t you place the eyes into the portal and we jumped on through our strategy was simple lots and lots of water Jojo oh They’re gonna get it they’re gonna get it They are going to Hit his ass Oh my God Laughs don’t tell me he got killed ah [ __ ] [Laughter] Okay foreign I couldn’t play this I I couldn’t there’d be no way for me to I would lose everything of sanity I do not have the tolerance for this kind of stuff the sheer fact that he has the mental fortitude to put up with this garbage she just put up with this garbage You know what better man than I because I would I would have done like I would lose friends over this in a very very rapid matter um this there’s a to be continued on this I was sitting there looking at it like I’ve never played Minecraft I can see The appeal though I can really see the appeal I’ve seen things that people have made Minecraft including a fully a full-size Gloriana class Battleship which was cool as hell to look at by the way but a game like that I just I never saw the appeal of it I never started in it Um and it’s it’s one of those things where it’s time invested equals reward um so for me with with my limited time I can’t do much of kills me inside um guys Martin Cedar pants is the throg and he is funny okay the Frog man is quite funny I’m looking on the screen I’m seeing beating Just Cause 3 with a steering wheel and that’s already making my soul just ache in pain I don’t see how he does this kind of stuff I don’t see how he does this because if I did this for any length of time I Would die inside so fast if you like this guys go check out Martin City pants he is hilarious and just the man has patience that is just saintly because if especially when you take a look at his um Just Cause 3 um playthroughs where he attempted to do Speed running like you’re looking at hours upon hours of gameplay they can be screwed up by one simple mistake I don’t have that in me and things like this five straight days of gameplay they could be screwed up by one single mistake or one single oversight I can’t I would lose it it I my my mind would Fray like And subscribe if you guys haven’t already I have merch by Valk and patreon Discord all the other kind of stuff in the description down below go check those links out if you’d like to support The channel though the easiest way to do that is just hit the like button leave a comment down below throw a brick at me if you want to that’s fine a couple more bricks and I can build the house out of my brickhead anyhow guys I Hope you had fun I know I did frog man is funny and I’m an old bag I’ll catch you guys next time like seriously at 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