BR and they find some diamonds some bread and ac130 wa what3 is in the air uh this one was legit what’s this a button oh my God it’s her please don’t hurt me I’m begging wait what idea fake Minecraft speedruns are hilarious because they’re terrible at hiding the fact that they cheated these Are the funniest fake Minecraft speedruns this speedrun looks normal but it’s not they spawn in find a village and get some hay then the speedrunner starts punching this tree and there’s a very unusual series of cuts where in a matter of seconds we go from the tree to The inventory to a crafting table nothing seems different but just wait this is their cheating warm-up as they approach an iron golem it sounds like they’re doing breathing exercises to physically prepare for the battle the only problem here is that they bu two blocks up not three so the Golem can Still hit them but just watch totally legit so they make some food and iron pickaxe and a bucket but hang on a second did you catch that when they make their iron pickaxe they use up all of their iron and after a very subtle cut they suddenly have four iron Ingots out of thin air either this guy is a magician or he’s the worst cheater in the world but I honestly don’t know he could be a magician watch this according to my calculations if I mine down this spot I will fall into gravel I look at that I’m assuming this was the Same luck that dream had in his speedruns too the speedrunner crafts flint and steel and begins looting the Villager houses and again did you see what just happened if I replay the last few seconds in slow motion there is another slly cut from this goofy goober and this guy’s middle name must be Creative mode because you can just barely see that they changed their game mode again well inside this chest is nothing spectacular just a hunk of emeralds which begs the question why did they go in creative mode well these next few moments are the goofiest speedrun strats of all time all right let’s see What this guy has to trade this guy’s username is Slinky but he should honestly consider changing it to stinky you saw it here first the world’s first one in a million villager trade and with their newly found diamonds they craft full diamond armor and tools as if the Speed run wasn’t already bad enough you were about to witness the worst acting of all time oh oh no we’re floting down a hole uh oh wait wait what what’s the speedrunner fell into a huge cave filled with literally every resource needed to make a Nether Portal so naturally they Attempt to make a portal emphasis on attempt oh come on and I kid you not they actually wasted time on the clock watching a nether portal tutorial you want to find AA here this is just so embarrassing after lots of practice though of course the speedrunner successfully builds a nether Port wait a second I would literally rather have explosive diarrhea than continue to watch this horrible speedrun whether we like it or not the speedrunner is in the nether now and I think they’re going to try and channel some of that dream luck from earlier because they start to mine into a random Wall of Netherrack and watch what happens oh my goodness SK just found the nether fortress what in tarnation so the speedrunner explores the nether fortress and finds a blaze spawner after waiting a very long time for The Blaze to spawn I guess they just couldn’t wait any Longer as the speedrun is cut and they receive a special delivery of a whopping 64 blaze rods Santa came early this year what a miracle and if you were to ask me if the speedrun gets worse just watch this next cut they’re in a totally different area and they suddenly have 23 Gold ingots so the speedrunner throws the gold at the piglins to trade and they get exactly 16 ender pearls for each trade there is a 2.18% chance of getting two to four ender pearls to get 16 pearls from four gold ingots this guy must be the luckiest man on Earth or his Name is Drew let’s go back to the another portal now uh I’m going to be honest I can actually the nether portal so I just made this one whenever you feel like you’ve hit a low in life just remember this speedrun exists now that the speedrunner is back in the Overworld They craft eyes ofender and attempt locating the stronghold they dig straight down into the stronghold finding the portal room filling the frame and entering the end when in the end the speedrunner displays their extreme agility and skill by doing this ender pearl clutch D it they break the End crystals And once again the speedrunner shows off their skills and raw talents by doing a water bucket clutch all right all right guys with all of the end crystals destroyed and only 10 seconds left of the speedrun video let’s guess how the speedrun is going to end will the Speedrunner propose to the Ender Dragon throw a meatball at Minecraft Steve or legally change his name to Gooby illegally all right I just like that guys we have killed the end well that was definitely the most speedrun of all time this speedrunner spawns in a jungle Biome then they use their elyra to fly afterwards they beat an illiger raade and ride a mine cart to the stronghold then the speedrunner climbs in the wall and shoots a bunch of arrows wait this is the wrong footage this speedrun actually made me really hungry just Watch and you’ll see they spawn on appears to be the roof of a villager house correction a weaponsmith house but uh for some reason this block is just missing this must be a chunk error so the speedrunner enters the weapon Smith house and opens this chest it wasn’t a Chunk error if I had a penny for every time I’ve had to watch a speedrunner get full netherite armor I’d have enough pennies to give to every single one of my subscribers also I just have to point out listen to what the speedrunner calls the totem of in dying full netherite Armor and whatever that is that weird looking ogre thing from here on out I will only refer to totems as weird looking ogre things the speedrunner equips their newly found armor but watch closely and see if you notice what happens here yeah there is a very subtle Cut to the speedrun which is made evident by the fact that their timer malfunctioned back to 0 seconds either there’s a new update that allows hay to grow or this guy’s a big stinky cheater because the hay in front of him has seemingly multiplied so the speedrunner Collects this hay then they follow the path leaving the village wait why are they staring at this wall yet another cut in the speedrun and come come on man did you think I wouldn’t notice you change the ha of golden apples if you’re wondering if this gets worse spoiler Alert it it does they turn around and there’s an unusually tall nether portal that just pooped itself into existence I guess staring at walls is the best and newest speedrun strategy now the speedrunner steps into their portal making great time and enters the nether uh this is not the nether was there a New update I didn’t hear about we should honestly start a GoFundMe page for the speedrunner because I think their computer is just broken their timer doesn’t work their nether portal malfunctioned what next the the speedrunner jumps down this hole and luckily they do find a working nether portal depending on your definition of Working so they enter their bootleg Nether and it’s got everything the real nether would have Blaze lava a magical frog wizard yeah you’re probably wondering how they get 65 blaze rods Mikey roll the clip if you look into the lava everything just to druple right has It worked it’s worked yes the frog has spawn the mighty frog after the speedrunner gets their blaze rods from the miraculous toad you can probably notice their nether portal is just suddenly working again so they enter it and before I show you this next part where do you think it’s going to take Them just just take a wild guess the nether the Overworld McDonald’s oh man how did this speedrunner know I love McDonald’s yeah I get a Big Mac with large fries and a chocolate mix okay sorry back to the speed run they get eyes ofender Portal frames and a beef Patty from the Villager I mean McDonald’s employee and the speed Runner tries to build an end portal emphasis on tries they try building their portal again successfully entering the the end and the rest of the speedrun is pretty standard stuff you know they go into creative mode their timer malfunctions For the 50th time and they beat the game in a whopping 3.82 seconds now that that’s over I’m going to go get some McDonald’s this speedrun I have so many questions they immediately go underground to mine for diamonds and what do you know they find diamonds but they discover an unusual Bedrock chasm In front of them so the speedrunner explores this area finding a mysterious hole leading to the void is that the void or a block they jump into the hole and uh Minecraft is looking a little different here is this a new update to the game or am I missing some I’ve Clearly missed some big updates to the game Video Information
This video, titled ‘Mob Talker React to Hilarious Fake Minecraft Speedrun by Ayundaru (part 2)’, was uploaded by JHENNELLEAXE IL CREDO DELL’ASSASSINO on 2023-12-21 03:23:41. It has garnered 12545 views and 560 likes. The duration of the video is 00:08:39 or 519 seconds.
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