Insane RLCraft: Shira & Deme’s Wild Minecraft Adventure!

Cat RVE Happy New Year hello good to see all of you happy New Year happy 2024 I hope you’re all having a great day happy New Year guys um dude thank you for the 9 months DOA happy New Year super thank you Happy New Year hi [ __ ] uh it took me

A while to go live I won’t lie I wasn’t sure if I wanted to stream today cuz I I was a little tired and I um well my brother was setting up the rlcraft server for me cuz I randomly decided I want to play Minecraft um and that also

Took a bit but what’s what’s wrong with doing a late stream every now and then right lufer that burp was for you I hope my fumes just like choke you out um yeah Clint thank you for the three months happy New Year Minecraft W

[ __ ] yeah you know me I I I I cu the Minecraft every now and then and no vanilla either I am a [ __ ] gamer sweat are all craft or nothing oh socer boss than you the five gifted I’ve become an NA streamer no no

No no this this is a late late for me I actually I won’t lie I went to bed on New Year’s Eve I think I I took a nap at 8:00 p.m. cuz I was already so tired and then I went to bed at like 1:00 a.m.

After seeing all the fireworks I was like oh this is great but I’m I’m my bed kind of kind of looks greater right now I can see the fireworks in my dream and knocked out I [ __ ] knocked out man oh [ __ ] my music is kind of load rain huray let turn that [ __ ]

Down a bear tato thank you for the one year will I slay and girl boss in 2024 well I did in 2023 so I’ll just keep it up yeah I start up drinking until 4: I hope you guys aren’t too hung over from all the celebrating I drunk a lot to be

Fair I did drink a lot during New Year’s um but I just I couldn’t really get drunk and I felt like if I didn’t end up drinking more to get drunk I would just throw up I did not feel good that day I only had two bottles of wine I had

Two bottles of plum wine I love my plum wine will sleepy be here today probably Fu my model hold up sleepy yeah no um I think the main reason I wanted to stream today was just to play rlcraft um I just started up the server and invited all my friends so

Hopefully they’ll come and go they’ll join every now and then holy [ __ ] is my model going to connect or what I’m [ __ ] warm man I need to turn my AC on holy [ __ ] is my hello are you going to are work work there we go where is my AC remote what the

[ __ ] where’ it go no don’t make me sweat man [ __ ] it’s warm I wasn’t invited yeah get the [ __ ] get the hint bro long night thank you for subbing for one year and I thank you for hold up I need to look on Twitch for this one m m thank

You for the two months I said friends booer um why people happy one year of ho poo Shai for very POG R and peeps a thank you you know a nice I know a nice Bridge nearby I can tell you hold up let me quickly whiteless someone yeah bro I’ll happy New Year

Everyone bring oh masterp thank you for the gifted thank you laran I hope you had a good New Year’s I hope so what what did you guys get up to did you guys party with family friends watch streams play games Happy New Year’s rain can’t wait to see your content this food I’m

Burping there friends what share stream massive W drink and cry oh no it’s okay you all the bad vibes out before 2024 I hope you’re only up from here you celebrated with Shar that’s the best way to celebrate it yeah she did like a 24-hour stream or she tried she she got

A little sick after what kind of Christmas last New Year’s food do you have in the Netherlands [ __ ] man don’t bring that up that’s grim spite and hate fuel me honestly I won’t lie same thing here hold up recalibrating okay I think I think that’s kind of that works ol W true true

We did have those this year and the [ __ ] Apple fil um pastries those are really good uh Banger banging but yeah no it was it was New Year’s was kind of fun I think it was less busy this year than the previous years um cuz normally it’s like a war zone on the

Streets but I think every single year it’s been like a little bit less chaotic at least where I live which I don’t really mind that much uh sycosis think the four months mon a lot of peeps got fine oh [ __ ] I didn’t know it’s crazy R her love Captain thank for the

Two months thank you yeah know um with thecraft server though I just invited a few people that I thought would be down to play I hope to get a higher Peak than two players this time around cuz the last time I I did rlcraft it was legit just me and

Sher praying I have friends praying they’re there to play I’m so I’m so I’m so happy though I think Shar really wanted to play she she was like POG I love her oh crap sign me up and uh she’s probably going to play the moment I [ __ ] enter the

Game that’s like the one thing we always do together is play ourl Craft it’s our game let me go a little smaller who did I invite I don’t want to say just in case they don’t say yes it’ll be embarrassing I just gave people the link and I was

Like if you want to join you can try I hope the server is big enough though I’m a little worried about how it’s going to run um but if it runs fine I’ll probably invite some more people later is lethal company fun it’s so much fun I actually really want to play again

And do like um a money run to be fair I think the fun like the most fun it is wait what lethal company is the most fun when you’re just running around clueless and just [ __ ] around trolling and [ __ ] um but it does seem interesting to try

To get money I feel like it’s going to satisfy me to have like a big just one game where I just have so much money it just it’s like really satisfying to sell everything yeah had a new moons that’s kind of sick number go up M but but I don’t

Think I’d enjoy going for like high money runs all the time I just want to try it like once or twice and I’m like okay I got the feel for it back to [ __ ] around and causing chaos yeah no thank for the seven months honestly um during New Year’s Eve like

It wasn’t really Eve but like the morning of New Year’s Eve it wasn’t as chaotic as it used to be like at 10000 p.m. or 2: p.m. you’d like hear kids just blowing [ __ ] up everywhere but you kind of saw on stream already it was pretty quiet can I get Gary to play

Lethal I mean she played during mous tournament she did great by the way it’s been tame it’s also really cold you’re right mhm but yeah no my my New Year’s Eve was really fun I had food with my Grandma as well she was very cute I gave her my

Little plushy um cuz they had some extra and I forgot she was super Christian it before it lays EGS that months I I forgot she was Christian um so she was a little taking it back again remembering that my character is a demon with demon horns

And a tail but I I think she liked it I I think so yeah Latino Loki thank you for the p yeah might have been this owned but she she she’s like it’s weird cuz I can clearly see she’s like uncomfortable with the fact that I’m a demon girl but

She still laughs about it like she she kind of she’s kind of been chill recently I still can’t like [ __ ] forget when my dad was showing her my merch and it was the [ __ ] poster I have of me and numi uh straddling each other um like mimicking the jump King

End screen and she was like are you a lesbian like no no no no just friends it’s just it’s just the reference I almost got I’m kidding oh yeah no I think she almost had a heart attack that day we almost lost Grandma but but she’s still holding on

Strong very strong I just got to be careful what I show her I definitely had the [ __ ] ambulance ready this is the call ready on my phone Mr bite thank for the 2 months of tier three and to thank for the 15 months happy New Year show her my hemoroid she could probably Relate Hi D how you doing are you going to play in a bit or are you going to Eep I yeah I oh hexler than the five gifted I want to play with everyone but honestly I feel like it it probably be best if I took the sacrifice and grinded

The early game just so it can meet up and teleport to people cuz it’s it’s going to be ass to start rlcraft all together cuz we’re all split off and we cannot meet each other the start is pretty like solo grind unless you have a friend that can

Just like boost you or at least like set some way points for you hope 2024 goes good for you rain thanks for all the fun streams from last year can being your funny and Harding self dude I saw the clip of misg trying to talk to people and that’s literally

Going to [ __ ] be me that’s legit just me he was too scared to just talk to random people on the street he was like having an anxiety attack going like left and right back and forth to like try to say hi and he was like normally I don’t get normally I

Don’t get anxiety but but when it’s when it’s a PR and that’s legit going to be me I have and I do have social anxiety so it’s doomed I can try it but it’ll probably be like a one time thing I’m like H yeah never again also I [ __ ] hate thinking

About characters I do not want to think about a character give me one I’ll play it but if I have to like be creative myself it’s it’s doomed M of who you mean the camera guy basically should have cried wait what why see think of this 6

Months this will be my first time playing realcraft H you’re going to have so much fun it’s going to be really hard though yeah I S I cannot play normal Minecraft either it’s either I play arcraft or I just don’t Minecraft at all that’s the only way I enjoy like um

What’s it called survival gamescraft is just like um a really hard version of Minecraft where you have to take care of so many factors like um like temperature stuff all the mobs instakill you you have to like level your stats or you’re not going to be

Able to like build certain items or use certain swords it’s like it’s just really [ __ ] difficult literally Dark Souls Minecraft um Senpai what the [ __ ] name of the five Gifted Man why’ you do that literally paying to be my moderator it is very unpleasant but it’s

Really it’s a really fun grind for sure it feels really rewarding once you get stronger too oh one thing I am worried about is with the server with a lot of people on rlcraft is the [ __ ] dragons cuz there’s going to be so many dragons spawning cuz we’re all going to be just

Walking around I did um preload the world or at least it’s currently pre-loading pre generating how did stay I don’t know how it’ll be to staying with females very chaotic um I don’t know if that’s going to increase or decrease the spawn of dragons if it’s pre-loaded uh pocket thank you for the

21 months and kayada thank you for the 9 months how did it compare oh my God my M I’m getting mad why did the [ __ ] V Bridger have to kill me like this and now my other [ __ ] is just [ __ ] up it never works sorry I’m just mad I’m I’m nearing

My period I’m yeah I’m just so I can’t stop eating I can’t stop PMSing everything pisses me off [ __ ] man Tyro thank you for the five k to Delta thank you for the 20 thank you so much we such we’re actually like matching Cycles right now we’re sinking up

Um yeah no it was definitely different staying with men at the B&B it was really fun though it was really funny yeah the 10 gifted holy [ __ ] bro this hyp has been going on for a while um with Gary [ __ ] was like very chill organized just calm like it felt

Motherly it was like my little safe space and then when I was staying with the Fanboys every single time I walked downstairs they were up to some [ __ ] weird ass [ __ ] like legit sleepy would just randomly built a [ __ ] Fleshlight out of a Pringles can or they’re like

[ __ ] playing rugby with a water bottle or some [ __ ] it’s literally an an active War Zone in the Airbnb and everyone would blow up the [ __ ] toilet pain was on that [ __ ] two or three times a day just like [ __ ] and fighting for his life it was so it was

So good cuz every time we had Curry me and sleepy immediately had to take a [ __ ] so we were like [ __ ] running for the toilets and then cuz it hit us like a lot faster than it did everyone else and there two toilets in the Airbnb so me and sleepy immediate immediately go

Like dips and we just run for the toilet and we’re on that [ __ ] and then I just hear super like far away from the courner of being like is rain on the [ __ ] toilet too [ __ ] I got a [ __ ] and I’m like get C [ __ ] should have had faster reaction speeds yeah

That was it was good it was it was fun yeah know everyone blew that [ __ ] up it was it was great we H my [ __ ] together what the [ __ ] did I eat Curry literally Curry was the only thing that could get me this [ __ ] while I was in Japan probably cuz I

Didn’t really have any coffee normally Co coffee acts like my laxative beer thank you for subing at tier two thank you for three for three months that’s so sweet yeah know the moment I got home though I just started chugging coffee back to back again I was also breaking Gary’s toilet

True Gary’s toilet is really nice it’s nicer to [ __ ] at G’s especially cuz there aren’t that many people in the house so I feel less like watched or heard when I’m taking a [ __ ] like no one will notice that I’m just gone for 20 minutes I feel that yeah bro it’s

Like I I get performance anxiety while [ __ ] real bad so if there are people like outside of the toilet and I feel timed while taking a [ __ ] like I cannot spend like more than 3 minutes in the bathroom or they’re going to and know I’m [ __ ] and for some reason I’m

Embarrassed about it or at least I’m very aware which one do I prefer more coffee or tea both I don’t know I like both I think I prefer coffee cuz it’s a little faster to make but te is also really good I have my I I have my moments where

I prefer one over the other girls don’t [ __ ] [ __ ] guess I got to check down there coffee and tea have you ever mix them together Alex thank you for subbing yeah know the moment I got home from my trip I was just immediately on the bathroom I

Unleashed like hell on that toilet cuz I was just so constipated fatal BL thank you for the prime hey wait is is De sleeping it’s late for you right maybe maybe we just play tomorrow think what the [ __ ] are you crazy what the [ __ ] man you the

50 are you stupid you just started man literally 50 gifted talking just thinking advantage of the discount thank you actually it is smart you took care you’re responsible actually if you’re if you were going to spend that money on me already it’s better to do now so you’re saving money

You’re actually actively earning money by spending money right now cuz there is a 20 25% discount girl math you’re actively gaining money when you give me Subs but thank you for subing cor as always so stupid hi how’s my little grandlin I’m doing good Shea I hope you’ve been well thank

You for the 20 gifted washing money yeah you’re robbing me by subbing why would you want to rob me come on even the 30 gifted Delta sfty the two months you made you just made money no way just made money chat yeah yeah yeah and guys 25% discount if you gift

Four Subs 25 * 4 is 100% discount that math checks out right that’s yeah actually you should never trust um trust me when it comes to doing math at all you you’ve seen me take [ __ ] school school tests before it it’s pretty gri fair is little thing the five gifted 100% discount no

Way I passed that’s all that matters I did I did true I feel like my nose is congested as [ __ ] I couldn’t believe pet like you tried to add up how much loot was worth in Lethal company but all I had to do was right

Click and it it totaled it up you pity my accountant [ __ ] I have to mess with my account [ __ ] I think they’ve been waiting for like my my email for like a month [ __ ] my fault yeah that’s not great [ __ ] jail AR 2024 I mean if anything it

Just means I pay more taxes than I should cuz I’m not sending in my tax returns thank you for all the Bitties thank you pet I need to blow my no this model is pissing me off happy New Year Zan hope you’re having a

Good day I am I am a very chill day I just ate a lot of food doesn’t help like my period soon so I always eat a lot during my period cuz I’m just always hungry Peter they for the 10 gifted thank you um thank you so

Much yeah know I always eat a lot of food but then also it’s holiday season so I don’t feel guilty about eating a lot of food so I’m just I’m I’m [ __ ] expanding my stomach right now p ps kills me genuinely you have no clue man the pis is so bad for me

I I get like frustrated real quick I can normally I never get mad or angry I’m very patient okay maybe that was cope but still normally I’m a little better but on my period there’s no filters p is generally worse than the period itself I like getting my period

Cuz it just means the PMS is over who asked me and Demi are bonding here I do not appreciate you judging our conversation this is a private conversation chat stop listening try to game Buckshot roulette I’ve seen that like everywhere the sun it looks like inscription but I don’t I

Want to try it but I probably don’t want to play it for too long cuz I feel like it’s kind of the same thing it’s like maybe a 30 minute game at most yeah it’s really short just pause the stream while we talk about parot and

Mod I think I’m like judging from my PMS I might either be a week away or 3 days away M’s update the period Please rain Hur we actually are singing so hard oh my God D can we please play see us together later or like like tomorrow your period the kitchen to just

Like line up while we talk to randoms time call man I’m sorry it’s it’s just I like to share with you what goes on in my dayto day you’re down oh my God it’s going to be so fun I get so toxic on my period easy fix just get pregnant I

Think if you’re pregnant it actually makes PMS like cuz PMS is just your hormones being like really high and build up so pregnant is basically Perma PMS I think you’re like perap PMSing when you’re pregnant I’m pretty sure cuz your hormone levels are so high and I was on on the [ __ ] pill

For like 2 years as well uh when I was younger cuz my acne um and that also just made me like such a [ __ ] those two years I was such a [ __ ] like like actual pessing [ __ ] Perma I don’t think that’s how it works I don’t know for sure but I think

So am I pregnant yeah with our baby if you’ve been subbed for 9 months happy New Year I’ll believe that one chatter if they say it’s real it’s real I I’m I might be like a scientist or something Naza thank you for subing for six months yeah one

Guide one guide into thinking I’m right is a w to me I need to blow my nose hold up hold up hi rain no de nuts joke for once just wanted to say thanks for all the entertainment last year had a blast with this community hope to see you grow even

More next one rain her love I love receiving a heartfelt message as I’m just like cleaning my nostrils of all the gunk and snot and seeing it all just in one tissue ah thank you that was very heartfelt and I appreciate that why is sex ed so bad well that’s why I’m

Here [ __ ] wait I have to have sex to give sex ed actually awkward glad you’re not a teacher me too I do not want to deal with kids all Day P Master hormones drop really then why do they say I’m hormonal when I’m mad when my hormones are gone happy New Year a/ chat less than three I wanted to I remember when I say a while ago I’m done with free Bridger yeah free Bridger is pissing me off

Before it kept freezing although my YouTube studio is also freezing right now I don’t know why but they did an update while I was uh I was gone on my trip and I came back and all my Fe Bridger settings were fully just borked like it’s fully just not working anymore

So I just gave up on it for my new next model I’ll probably use it again if it’s fixed but right now everything’s just borked I hope my current rigger is not having a stroke and I hope it didn’t mess up anything they were doing but

They have been gone for a while so so maybe they’re crying themselves to sleep right now so sick of ethernet you’re switching to vitam vitamins like vitamin D T UPS than the Prime I have no idea what this is about me neither I just Yap sometimes I’m just stalling it’s another V Bridger thing oh does it do the same face tracking when will I use another one of my outfits I I used the other one yesterday yesterday I had this

One I don’t really to be fair I don’t really use this one I never use this one it’s a little it’s a little out there yeah but I feel guys we’re going to play Minecraft so this is the most like not revealing one yeah yeah yeah is sick though like verus did such

A good job bring it back stop being down bad streamer where’s our game play I’ll get to gaming soon I promise I promise dude the tell on this one is so sick though no look so pretty so yeah guys I’m like while we’re doing just chatting I’m actively just begging

Everyone in my DS to play with me please Trin me server please yeah uh I’ll probably I’ll probably play in a second though yeah I do have to check if um the we added a few mods not a lot though um just like voice chat and stuff I have to check if that

Works it might we have prox chat but I don’t know if it’s any good I I think Sharon might play a bit um I think sleepy is going to be on as well and then Me Maybe Dem if she wants to play Oh de DEA is in the game right now as

Well I did play tested a little bit like the server is up and running like people can join you’re testing things out okay let me go let me know how it goes proat is very good in Minecraft it has like special voice mods for inside

Caves I don’t know if I have that exact mod though my brother did everything for me who loves en counting subbed with this Prime POG thank you did I watch Gary Mak Emoji um I popped in when she taste tested it it kind of looked like beat up rice like I feel

Like I could have probably made a more like a finer texture just grabbing that [ __ ] and squeezing it with my hands it looked pretty Grim but it’s very fun though impress xdx it’s just cuz she didn’t have me to help her out she should have told me to stay with

With her I would have extended my flight if she was a little more direct about it cuz when you do like Mochi making you always have you see those videos where it’s always two guys one pounding one like wetting the wetting the [ __ ] R Al would definitely have [ __ ] beat up

My my my hand she would have definitely hit that [ __ ] with a hammer uh Press thank you for the new me hi I love you thank you for the 19 months chat did you see the upgraded pictures uh the updated the art that numi got us for our Discord profile pictures it’s so

Cute let me show it I have the full thing let me let me pull it up the cute froggy I think I showed it yesterday maybe but I’ll show it again it’s so cute look she commissioned um I think the same person that did our profile

Pictures from last year um to get us an updated one and it’s us and onesies cute Omni love it right me too yeah it’s adorable I just want to kiss her yeah so cute thank you new me for commissioning as well it means the world

To me I miss you I miss you what the [ __ ] we’ll see each other soon soon soon soon how many three more months oh [ __ ] that’s a while away their art is so adorable yeah Omni always makes the cutest vtuber art so far well maybe maybe I’ll be

Around actually maybe I can see you in 2 months I let you know your chat I like I I looked at my like flight or my uh my trip schedule my travel schedule and it it’s [ __ ] up right now it it kind of is looking like I’ll go to America to

[ __ ] go back home to go to Japan to go to America to go back home America again in the span of like 3 months I am worried I’m traveling I’m probably going to get burn out from traveling but I just really want to see my friends and do fun

Stuff s traveling Vlog Channel I actually could I am going to kill my my phone 1% problem it’s for work come on guys [ __ ] my [ __ ] relatability oh God I actually need to get a new iPhone streaming killed my battery on it didn’t sub to the story of the planet um

Actually I always pay to cover my missions does it even do anything it’s always like paid $10 to like fix your your emissions or something to cover it and I’m like sure whatever but does it actually do anything does it just go to a charity literally is it just there to

Make you feel like less bad about taking a flight getting scam they can’t lie about it [ __ ] I might just be handing them money they’re just tax rideos for Airlines how could they how does $10 theone I don’t know maybe cash like fixes it you just throw

It you just throw at the [ __ ] ozone and it’s like oh thank you got you bro I know Japan I [ __ ] heard about the earthquakes and [ __ ] uh paint and stuff are still in Japan and they had like really [ __ ] bad earthquakes as well I saw some videos it’s

Scary I hope everyone’s okay that’s very scary I think that’s like the worst one they’ve had in years got to secure the camera equipment yeah the first thing I asked when I was um messaging Gary if they were okay was like did the did the camera equipment

Survive I and then [ __ ] G said yeah no Ono would rather U me risk my life to save the equipment than the same sa I’m like M man I would do the same those cameras are expensive I’d kill myself if those broke the worst since 2011 yeah [ __ ] scary scary

Stuff can I do a typ racer warmup I did one before stream I already peaked it was at 121 words per minutes I can do it again let me show you my power monkey sleepy here 105 words per minute what me or H [ __ ] I was kind of good no

128 that’s even better than the one I did earlier I [ __ ] locked in I would have had a 140 if I didn’t choke real holy all that power is just tell people off in video games honestly I have more fun flaming people in team chat than I do playing the

Game hey I’m sleepy oh my God wait you said wait you were predicting 105 did I actually get did I hustle you wait where’s my money give me money I proved you wrong give me money 202 four good thank you so much for the 6 months hey up you said 105 you were

Wrong d i than you coming you owe me upwards of 12.5 mil okay I’ll I’ll let it slide this one time I’ll let it slide just this once all right um do have to pee but ads run in 16 minutes do I hold my piss in or do I pee and make coffee

Piss now run more ads I think I pee chat chat chat I think I take a pee break have some caffeine and then and then we play Minecraft okay then we start rlcraft the first rlcraft of this year I’m excited I I BRB yeah yeah yeah yeah bro what are you guys doing

Man are you dumb sleep’s going to good what did you did you [ __ ] coarse them in this baric 20 more baric thank you for the 40 gifted R thank for the five gifted dark CER thank you for subbing burn thank for the five thank you from some

Subs add some gooning wait you wanted to goon I fear you got hustle chat I think he would have done it for free all right chat it’s time to start playing rlcraft o I want to have my model like light up to the game hold up I need

Imersion uh am I dark right now that work oh I’m [ __ ] blue hello hello there rain start the auction I want to buy the Sleepy picture the Bulge one hey he’s going to have to put his own price on that one that’s not for me to

Share that [ __ ] was potent it was out there there’s a bulge variant of the him in a dress yeah baby we have the Bulge one we have the one of him wearing a night gown bro wanted to try out all my girly outfits wait you want me to sell the Bulge

One yeah bro [ __ ] that that one’s money what’s the damage how much are you going to ask for it where is it so I can avoid it well it’s probably locked behind a pay wall P’s at least 10K in your PayPal holy I don’t think that’s worth it chat I’ll be

Honest hello that’s my [ __ ] Wier well it’s not [ __ ] naked that’s like a full dick pick price that’s like 2K you’re being generous you are being generous [Laughter] here all right um let me hop in the game and then we can play RL crab capture capture is it where that I play

Minecraft and windown maybe oh my God I have friends online playing wait where’s video settings how can I full screen it where where’s full screen am I dumb oh it’s F1 [ __ ] you guys know F 11 oh it worked wait why is my why is my internet so bad interesting PG hello

Hello oh my God my [ __ ] push Talk Works huge what is the button to change push to talk those are map stuff push to talk should be it should be this no FN no 18 months with the jump queen and the gooning session with sleepy wide Among

Us gay sex what a day to start the year offing her rain HCK I’m happy for you um voice none let’s make it comma okay and then chat make push to talk um hello I think that should work all right wait why did my why did my map

Change when did I do that why is it so big if I die from a dragon I will end it IRL what the r wave what was that what did I just do how do I make you smaller oh I did it Nice all right well we ended I think I spawned here at a village which is pretty massive already cuz I can just Waypoint it point this game’s kind of loud though audio the [ __ ] the footsteps are loud as [ __ ] steal the stone I don’t think I can Pro streamer yes what about

It all right so basically I’ve played rlcraft a few times on stream already but it’s just Dark Souls Minecraft it’s really hard you’re going to have to like level a bunch with XP to be able to like build certain things to use certain equipment and armor um and that’s kind

Of going to be like the main thing we’re going to do for for this stream is just grind XP so we’re able to make stuff and do stuff um and probably do dungeons cuz that’s the easiest way to get Loot and progress holy all the stuff I can’t use use I am

Hacking I’m French I’m so sorry yeah we all kind of Spawn randomly right now um oh my God we won’t be able to sleep demma find a bed um we won’t really be able to play together until we get like potions and such we could use in-game voice chat um

If we make a party that’s one thing we could do but we’re not really together right now so I don’t think there’s a point am I using a shaders pack I think so am I not is it not work D I might need to do the [ __ ]

Tech of just leaving so he can sleep okay I’m getting pissed off oh my pink skin hey I just put everything in here for now I can probably make wooden tools and then also oh by the way I [ __ ] I lost the skin I made so I just randomly found

Someone like uh someone um online that made this skin of my old Avatar apparently someone commissioned it um and I was like oh [ __ ] works for me you snatch still that [ __ ] wow yeah is it really stealing if it’s yours exactly you get me let me make some stuff that I can

Use hi R how are you doing and happy New Year I’m doing good I don’t think I’ll get very far with wooden tools but it’s better than nothing me thinks D is the sun already Rising oh um I’m just trying to remember the controls really

Quickly so this is how I get to my skills and I need to level stuff from here I think the first few things I want to level is my defense and attack and then what else better questing I want to see yeah I can make a party here with all my

Friends what should I call it the sisters cuties cuties it’s so gay holy [ __ ] when there’s no else all around not cuties oh oh God [ __ ] I know what you meant the gooners Goon Squad that’s so gay so old oh I can just make a random one no M thank you for

Subbing or giting a sub is Dei back de you’re allowed to join back if you want to or whatever cat [ __ ] man All right so I think the first thing I got to do is level so maybe I find some stuff to dig up from farms cuz Farms are really good XP also there should be a lot of good loot in villages praying there is not a dragon nearby is that Yeah dragons are always near Villages is this a [ __ ] mob area why is it so scary what the [ __ ] oh oh [ __ ] not bad yeah I mean like it’s villagers are really nice but it just [ __ ] spawns dragons in like crazy so this definitely can’t me my permanent base or anything

Um okay where are the farms at oh wed my farming is too low I need wheat stuff oh there’s a dungeon right here that I can Farm that’s kind of massive this spawn is really good that’s I think that’s also like a mini dungeon I saw mini dungeon over there so

I can just grind levels wait where did Dee go is she not coming back did we bully her being like like L not bed bed poor you feel offended by that shoot normally in the upper chest there’s always a bone arrow so I want to get I need to make a lockpick really

Quickly Mr I think the four months where did I [ __ ] place my [ __ ] again uh where’s my house um h okay found it is it like that what the [ __ ] is that clay to lockpick oh [ __ ] I was so off oh okay that should be enough for the chest I [Laughter]

Hope my sense of direction is so bad holy there we go oh [ __ ] I only needed one [ __ ] B AR is already really it’s a really um really easy early game item to use for for fighting cuz you only need like one level in agility can I use

This oh I don’t think I want to wear this Min is four locational armor that’s a little more but barely that’s really bad crumbling quality that armor is just so [ __ ] it’s better than nothing but it’s yeah it’s really [ __ ] bad oh my God hold up oh wait am I going

To oh wait am I going to get attacked now I just wanted to hear the noise I’m sorry oh I might get attacked oh [ __ ] why did I do that I just want to hear the noise always mad I’m sorry are they waiting for me outside hey guys what’s up

Friendly [ __ ] I didn’t see nothing I guess we are friendly all right um I need agility yeah agility 2 um I need to kill something but I’m scared I feel like everything just beats my ass up right Now how far apart is Shar I have no clue is she going to join me or is she scared what the [ __ ] who’s that hello why the [ __ ] is her name like that what the I can’t even kick them oh she might not be having fun right

Now does not look like she’s having a good time should I just go down here I’m kind of scared too hello how’s it looking oh [ __ ] it’s so dark no I don’t want to uh nuh nuh-uh I am going to grind levels the [ __ ] way [ __ ] that [ __ ] is kind of me I’m

Dehydrated water I need water okay I almost thought I was going to get trapped in here is there anything up here or no it’s just a cool looking Tower no spawners oh dumb why do I have so many bows in my Inventory I can just kill animals baby some XP I just want to get two levels come down here [ __ ] okay got it a the dog can I tame it I need bones right [ __ ] let’s go to bed before the monsters spawn home is this way wait did I read in chat chat that

The Summoner staff got nerfed cuz I will cry if that’s the truth I really want to get my rat summons again did it actually get nerfed oh the Nerf was before that oh [ __ ] I still liked it dude it it took so long for me to get like the summoning though hold

Up I don’t think VC works right now so I’ll probably just chill at my Discord if anyone needs help or want to talk monster leave him alone oh my God oh my God ow am I going to die um hello I saved you you’re welcome that wasn’t a VC party wait what

I can do a VC party [ __ ] oh my God I need to cover that [ __ ] up man also I need healing oh all quests any I can do epic Bounty wait have never seen those before they look sick uncommon 22 blossoming leaves I think those are too hard does it give me any

XP Diamond hammer Amma do you think I’m made of that money bro I can my defense and then I am able to use the chain mael oh let me also my farming I should be able to get wheat oh my God why is this ship built like This hopefully there are good items but I think it’s all kind of dog I fear I even replanting the farm oh wait wait I’m an awful human being um there’s just nothing in these chests why are they so broke cake that’s pretty good is there a Blue Block no

Okay I just want to see one like blue chunk and then I’ll just [ __ ] Start Skydiving towards It what the [ __ ] is this sorry I need to exp spe bro is that enough for defense no I still need level four I need so many more levels oh my goodness any chests no nothing I can steal really man this looks pretty huge it’s like a blacksmithing place oh

Chest oh and a [ __ ] straddle I can um or sorry saddle could get a horse with that anything here no it’s all cosmetic look like my teammates any other ones No be mine okay never mind then oh lag Spike oh there’s wool here I can make some um bandages this all stuff I can’t use one Second well the [ __ ] I’m stacked uh kind of but I can’t really use any of it cuz my level is so low I’m going to make some string I think I need that much now we have bandages some here I probably do want to get a horse though

C okay let’s make this horse mine please dude this skin is actually kind of crazy though it loves me I don’t have armor to keep it safe though so GG oh this fairy can heal me give it a name chat you name it where’d it go please I wasn’t done I

Need healing I need healing I need healing Greg Dave Josh we can we can name it Dave Dave is kind of cute people people funy oh my God I hear monsters I’m scared Dave you’re not living long buddy I need to find loot and I really really really need to

Travel I need to find like those dungeon Towers oh [ __ ] I’m not high I don’t think I can do I’m lying oh oh oh run what I don’t mean what boot to agility I do have agility too [ __ ] wait don’t I [ __ ] I forgot [ __ ] 8hd man how could I forget my

Agility oh Dave I’m sorry you’re call me S man sorry Dave want some Meat I am kind of laggy I don’t know if the I I was like pre-loading chunks in I don’t know if it’s finished it might not be so I’m it could probably be lagging right now and then smoothing out later oh nice how could I [ __ ] forget agility

Bro okay let’s kill those [ __ ] over there stupid Krakens I am the Kraken Slayer actually SPS her ass oh [ __ ] oh where did that [ __ ] come from man yeah this is the only like big mod I added is the stupid uh gravestone mod because otherwise all your [ __ ] just

Explodes everywhere it just all falls on the [ __ ] floor and it’s super ass you think my horse is dead you’re still alive that [ __ ] came out of nowhere dude I’m so laggy it’s pissing me off [ __ ] XP well I’m fast as [ __ ] if K oh [ __ ] easy all right let’s go

Eep Dave is still [ __ ] standing or holding on strong um where is is my house my sense of direction is so bad uh house house house house found it go sleep oh hold up um h sorry I was read mm I think da might be playing but she [ __ ] hates earcraft thank

You put a marker on the house smart Um what’s the map button do I have a map button there’s so many controls map show full map is J it’s all like being used let’s just do AR rocket yeah okay can I get rid of this oh [ __ ] where am I staying right now I’m right here oh and then new one um temp home okay nice this music I’m not Ving I won’t lie let’s to adime

Open I need a little bit more of a chill Vibe hello sat or okay I need a level all right let’s go Dave so got lucky the [ __ ] uh villages in ourcraft are op as [ __ ] it has really good items always or did I spawned enough I guess we’ll never know oh I need to find like a big tower I can’t believe I haven’t seen one yet dad music might be the vibe honestly

I was thinking about that too is there actually a dad music playlist or do do I need to [ __ ] play my my five song playlist instead okay let’s see okay this might actually be the middle age of white dad music I kind of understand already I I don’t think this playlist Li to

Me uh-oh uhoh no not already bro we can’t we can’t we can’t we can’t H that way I don’t want to trigger it I don’t I don’t want to trigger it monk there’s already a dragon there what the [ __ ] yeah was your dragon yeah just roaming

Around there are a lot of dragons in this game and I don’t want to like trigger it at all oh a tower nice cuz I’m in a village right now so it’s going to just lock onto the village and kill everything this is like the best way to get Um XP it’s just to destroy spawners I have like the shittiest pickaxe ever though oh please I’m scared I’m scared this could be hell let’s level um up this and then oh [ __ ] I should have up my mining oh is this a little camp Oh this is cute as

[ __ ] I love these places so much I am very laggy oh sick I have a full set of armor at my base though oh this is going to piss me off oh [ __ ] these meds are huge I can’t use them though my magic is too low let me head back

Home really quickly and set a waypoint here for the dungeon where am I I’m over here wait dungon all right let’s head back hey what’s wrong what the [ __ ] here’s the girl Hello California oh my God it’s just this armor that’s just so loud I’ll turn it

I’ll turn it down for now until I switch armor theel California um can’t use any of this right I can use that one um I should be able to make maybe a shield see like mini Shield let’s make one what the is it everything but Oak wait what am I doing wrong oh this is oh [ __ ] silver

[ __ ] oh I have iron here now biggie right Shields are kind of massive uh made a shield and then what else should I focus on Luna thank you for subbing I’m just trying to remember all the [ __ ] I got to prep for uh oh I probably need a new better mining tool mining

A can I make a stone one oh it can Dude poor Shar just waiting for food to get here uh all right [ __ ] come here solo grinding for now uh let me take this Cobblestone yoink the Villager torches are also op cuz normally in our lcraft you can only

The Torches you craft you have to keep on with flint and steel which is ass but the the Villager torches always stay on yeah let me let me wow you with my Minecraft knowledge what’s up baby hi dude did what’s wrong you bad listen listen no I’m listening I was playing

Rlcraft right right yeah yeah yeah okay yeah block block no no give why block no give yeah is a block not giving me the block am I stupid were you trying to punch a tria so is that not normal I mean no no it makes sense it’s just our

Craft it’s really hard it’s really really hard are you are you trying to get one or are you trying to pick it up I’m trying to like I need I need wood Ser it’s what what you could do is you could just look for holy [ __ ] I you die

Already F I’m going to Cry GG dude dude I’m actually losing it I am losing it are you crazy I’m going a little bit crazy so what you got to do right is you either find a village and farm [ __ ] there cuz Villages always have wood and items or if you have to build it from

Scratch you’re going to have to pick up stones from the floor um you’re gonna get sticks you have to get sticks from um from the leaves even then I have no clue how how how you get like a crafting crafting bench oh I’m I’m seeing dinosaurs rainho

Oh my God R I’m seeing like actual I’m seeing a gigantic lizard kill it kill a [ __ ] it ran away it scared of me look at I oh [ __ ] you just that dominant huh yeah I’m Al it’s scared of me does anyone have a bed no you know what’s cool

Is it’s okay I will grind for all of us can you can you please leave the server for a second give me one second [ __ ] I’m not sleeping dude I had period blood in my screen for one second what the [ __ ] was that oh I got hit oh oh Mona you got period

Blood oh no I just got here just don’t get hurt silly [ __ ] arrow in my [ __ ] face I have to deal with a monster oh [ __ ] oh it’s foggy I can barely see no I’m didn’t mean to hang out no I’m sorry I’m sorry you think they they’ll forgive me right

For for hitting them it wasn’t anything personal I Pro I promise all right but basically the the what you got to do right oh my is you kind of just got to craft stuff and and level and wait how do I get a tree how

Do I get like wood I have no clue you just find a village bro it’s so much easier you find a village and then also you have to like level your agility and your attack and stuff otherwise you can’t use certain weapons and swords what is that I’m listening to like the Angels Whisper it’s throwing okay all right how did you they’re supposed to be nice did you try to hurt them for no reason what no stop stop I’m sorry I just want to level man I just want to level God I [ __ ] hate where I spawn I’m killing myself give me one

Second oh why are there blazes here man oh [ __ ] that’s kind of good how the [ __ ] [ __ ] stop where’s my [ __ ] sh am I going to die there’s too many oh there’s too many oh my God I really can’t drown I’m like Invincible or some [ __ ] Mona it’s a [ __ ] boss stay

Away okay surely now good SP I spawned at the sea no [ __ ] way why are there so many okay kill the boss stop okay never mind did not kill the boss yet almost almost I want your [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] where’s it coming from a BL I’m dead I’m dead whatever

Man you know villagers uh villagers are also really good cuz they have like way points where you can just right click him and then you kind of get like a Perma spawn there dude I had a magic mirror I’m so sad you did wait I’ve never seen one of those before that’s

Kind of huge Lo and then I died skeleto I’m spawning in the [ __ ] what is that what is that fairy [ __ ] rainbow fairy [ __ ] it’s like fairy maybe it’s telling me where to go I need to tell you where to go I think the fairies like telling me where to go

Oh the the fairies are [ __ ] evil oh got the loot run away spaw in the middle of [ __ ] nowhere I’m actually going to lose my [ __ ] marbles you’re doing great Sweethart oh [ __ ] oh my no way I have a full inventory of keys of keys key what the of the [ __ ] lag man stupid na server pain Americans XP grab run away a hot air balloon oh my God cute Kawaii wow it’s useless wow exciting my on just like

You get it that was an insult you’re going to what oh my god oh never mind wait yeah what the [ __ ] oh it’s a spawner how do I break a [ __ ] tree am I stupid am I the reason why I I have no clue how you get wood I won’t

Lie I I know how to make like items and [ __ ] and get sticks and stones but I don’t know how you make a crafting bench I honestly think you just have to RNG find it this isn’t Minecraft Dy what the [ __ ] am I playing then dumbass this is [ __ ]

Minecraft hello um actually you’re playing rlcraft which is really different from normal Minecraft it’s a lot harder um someone say it’s the Dark Souls of Minecraft rlcraft SS for real life Minecraft so yeah I’m just going to tank it oh happy sh fuing get off uhoh oh my legs are is what it

Is okay that was Next Level gaming [ __ ] yeah hit me again [ __ ] yeah try [ __ ] [ __ ] a I’m hearing zombies scary oh my God if you’re scared I can like hold your hand or something oh I found a dungeon Village real salvation oh my go oh my God finally my

Feet are burnt off I have no toes God seed look at God seed gold split oh my God o I got a diamond Already whatever man yeah look for a Way Stone I’m going to get the I’m going to get the you’re going to spawn the spawn the save now we need get lava and you get lava I need get the please what the [ __ ] gold get the gold trade it Trade It Aus what’s an

Aus I feel like I’m saying that so [ __ ] wrong you kind of make it sound like a slur bro what the [ __ ] is an Aus hello people B oh Hello Ki thank you before the 19 months my tumy they’re here [ __ ] Dragon no no no no no no no no no bud Dragon

BD with the spawner die yay yippe that’s anyway you [ __ ] Aus that sounds so [ __ ] up it’s actually [ __ ] up without saying a [Laughter] slur if I hit it will I die uh it’s basically like the Iron Golem but like more grave uh little cooler it’s like a Beyblade oh mother [ __ ] don’t

You dare I have so much wheat oh my God not my Minecraft server hello I get it I’m sorry it’s like an edgy joke I don’t know if you’d get it [ __ ] [ __ ] sorry sorry oh my feet my feet are gone he [ __ ] please put oh there’s a [ __ ] lock the [ __ ] are

You stay away I’m never going to get an axe I’m never going to get an axe it is what it is going um what’s wrong M yeah where am I why am I in ha what the [ __ ] is going on why am I hot what’s I mean [ __ ] no

The ball in the my ball is like it could be climate I think it’s climate you might be in like a warm town which kind of sucks this is so [ __ ] stupid you know this game sucks I I don’t know why people play it who’s sleeping you sleepy oh my God out

Gamed not today thank you are you sleeping yeah oh [ __ ] you guys waiting for me or [ __ ] I’m gone I’m done I’m sick of this on me way time where’s my where’s my horse um um you guys aren’t waiting for me or anything right um um you wouldn’t believe it

But what the [ __ ] am I getting shot am I me or you me oh thank God no I don’t care um oh look at the villagers they’re So [Laughter] holy [ __ ] I’m AIDS you cannot be laughing at that dude I’m only finding [ __ ] hoes I need a what’s wrong with hoes I need an axe I wouldn’t get [ __ ] wood probably find it hard why is it so hard what’s breathing on me I I’m

Hearing breathing I’m sorry my mouth is open oh oh [ __ ] no know you stop where is he shooting me from oh a crab if I die from this crab I will actually there there’s no there’s no there’s no no there’s no [ __ ] way I I a [ __ ] [ __ ] dude oh my God save Yi because I slept did you not hit the waste the the the Waypoint wait you can like TP to the way points yeah if you have multip mle you can use the you have to activate them and then you can TP uh to them later um from another way point you can

TP to another one I think a dragon’s nearby me oh [ __ ] I think this is it goodbye Village bye-bye I think this is my last life I have so many death markers at this stupid dungeon it’s like a [ __ ] rainbow just shooting in the sky what is

That oh my God look at that it’s like a Pokemon or a dinosaur or something wow what does that mean the one in the bottom left it’s like a plug and then has a slash what is that plug what is that yes is that what is that what is that

What is that I don’t understand oh my God stop why are you so a I watch on where V is the staircase V oh I found a oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh my God 20 [ __ ] spawns one quickly I’m going to actually [ __ ] rage okay massive where my days Oh my days where

The [ __ ] do I make an a pickaxe why why why is it so [ __ ] hard oh wait hi Shar she’s in the call oh Shar hi hi how’s crafting going uh it’s good I have a I I finally found a window so I’m not [ __ ] dying anymore holy sorry you’re all just so

Mad oh my God youting how cute I [ __ ] love ourcraft no no no please pleas oh I live right no do I make this block of blue I don’t no please please live please please please please please I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry dude oh this so [ __ ] hot dude

Why am I [ __ ] burning I’m I’m going to die I’m going to die it’s okay you have your spawn point right no why not oh my God this is it this is [ __ ] it CH by the way is the music okay or is it a little too loud oh dude I’m so I’m

So sad if I die right now I can already hear you go crazy where’s my oh there you are if I die right now it’s over it’s over some Ming away somebody please like backseat me why am I [ __ ] dying of the heat cuz the climate is hot do I just become

Naked but I’m already naked how could it be too hot you sit in water oh my God it’s the what is that thing in Minecraft it’s like [ __ ] me I’m such a loser Freddy Fazbear what sorry that was Cring oh I could go to the nether no way oh you mean nether portal wait is that not it or for now or no it’s the you don’t meet the requirements to use this item a [ __ ] shovel what are you on about I fear your IQ is just a little

Bit too low what the [ __ ] is going on Ian you should be used to it by now right I’ll kill you I will actually with what you’re too dumb to use any of the [ __ ] weapons [ __ ] my fist you must reach level five before a specialization sure um remove this oh my God

Sher I drank the water I thought you were done dying Sher what happened I just I just drank the water next to my house and then I just died dude you just died from everything what the [ __ ] what’s happening so easy to die I’m chilling

Bro dude I silver or I got iron unlocked life is good good for you wait so this is like an MMO um is it no I mean like technically what you have to do is you just the XP that you get you can just level up these skills

And depending on the skills you level up you can use like the tools so you can use like Stone I think Stone you can use normally but iron and everything is just locked behind the levels uh so you are forced to go through the whole system thingy thing instead of just using

Diamond and then finishing the game you kind of have to you know play a little bit longer and level up good God yeah no I love this game oh there tutorial yipp no [ __ ] way I what how I’ll probably see if I can just keep doing dungeons in hopes to find finding

Wormholes and then we can all meet and play together yay yay it’ll be okay it’ll be you okay this is insane dude how to do better quests number one but boss what I don’t understand what is this they have a wormhole mirror yeah the [ __ ] it it’s so lucky

You found that mirror the magic mirror but cuz you can’t craft it but you lost it I know I have a way point one of the way points is the Waypoint if you think about it true it’s on there did you do you still have the grave yeah oh it would be so

Huge it would be really crazy then if we’re like together we can use procs chat too big have a little village and then a dragon can come by and like destroy it I can’t wait to go live and play this game and didn’t see 12-year-olds back seating me they getting mad cuz playing

Game I should be making a web hook dude web hooks you’re legit just Spider-Man Dam you can make them really easily get wool what what what autism is strong with this one damn this tree is so thick what the [ __ ] why are you getting turned on by a

Tree bro no I mean it’s it’s hard it’s so hard no wait wait wait wait wait it’s because it’s is like so hard to like oh I can imagine it is [ __ ] oh my to break you know you know how it goes die launcher

Red oh it’s too much right now I want to go to bed oh what what what the [ __ ] just happened I I [ __ ] broke down a tree it fell and then the and then it didn’t like break break down to what I I literally did the timber it went like Timber and

Then no [ __ ] one comes out like I did the whole I was punching a [ __ ] one whole minute for a whole minute and punching obsidian it doesn’t it doesn’t dier I don’t [ __ ] get it you got to you got to use an axe I did the whole death animation [ __ ] the whole death

Animation can we can we sleep please yes yes ma’am I want to go to bed now yes ma’am give me one second I might put on some more like normal bgm cuz wise I’m going to get over stemmed I sleep like something like this bcore whoa this this is some my ass um

Sorry I’ve heard this song so many times what’s with you and penis when mus like how old how old are we question mark oh my God it’s morning yay good morning my God good morning sweetheart okay it’s time for me to get you some wormholes and then we can be together

Forever oh my God I’m so Excited oh I dropped my potatoes oh wait I just remember the music I want to listen to what am I hearing was that you what or the game what I swear to God I heard like breathing in my ear I was like for Dave oh this a fat

Ass wait you call me fat me I’m fat I mean [ __ ] you show that wrong dude I’m actually POG how do you how do you Rec W like genuinely genuine question genuine answerers only like wrong how do you make how Okay Okay genuine answers only okay

Okay how huh do you get items in the game have you tried finding item no without having to like Adventure like you know you start in the game you start yeah yeah yeah you start game like oh wow world so nice so next is what like

What’s the first thing that you have to do um what’s the what’s the plan it’s to get item and then kill the ender dragon and then you’re done that is so Exquisite just just grab the sto the stones from the floor [ __ ] hit the leaves until you

Get sticks and then I think you’re able to make stuff from that but I I don’t know how to like make a crafting bench or anything that so Exquisite I picked up a rock we are so up it’s it’s almost like I told you to do this like 30 minutes

Ago I got a rock oh [ __ ] what kind of town is this wa what the [ __ ] is this place oh holy this is a [ __ ] Fortress oh my yoink yoink yoink yoink mine mine Flint Slint slint oh my God can I live here I just realized I’m so sorry for calling you a fat ass I’m so used to playing with soil I do the same [ __ ] though dude I’m so used to playing with soil so I [ __ ] it just whipped out it’s

Whatever it’s it’s not like I’m insecurity I just realized I was like thinking about it why did I say that sl’s catching STS and he’s not even here jackass oopsies there’s so much loot here and I just don’t have the inventory to carry it all oh I got Flint oh my God OMG

Yipp yippe whoa what is that golden apple juice you discovered an EA the [ __ ] is an EA we should uh go up to and say hi the [ __ ] is a goddamn e ender portal what the [ __ ] looting two death right this all sounds good I don’t want

To yo what is this I got an axe I’m going to [ __ ] cry oh my God yay finally you’re not useless Allah oh my God thank you oh my God Armor oh my God I’m going to [ __ ] Where’s my pet dude I found an Ender portal thingy no joke real the actual ender portal the end I swear am I stupid the end like the dragon end like I I see it I literally like what is this where am I oh what the [ __ ] God I wish you could TV

To me so you could tell me a hidden hidden [ __ ] bar wa wait this is sick almanak okay let’s see if I can actually use axe let me see what is this production why do I hear demons I can make beer this place is

Sick oh my God this is going to be my first real Timber after I oh my God I’m actually I’m shaking I’m going to I’m going to chop down this tree the [ __ ] am I hearing what the [ __ ] just happened wait this place is sick and what the [ __ ] the

That has to be on purpose like no way you’re that stupid there’s no way there’s no way that’s actually in the game there’s no way there’s no way there’s no way is oh my God oh my God awkward I’m going to stay in this basement cuz it’s Underground

Safe from wagon there no way that just happened I tried so hard this look pretty good this wine oh my God the alcoholic dream I I got the wood sorry it’s okay oh my oh my god this is my first time getting Point why oh I can’t wear it’s

Poison please don’t die oh my God I’m like I’m so happy right Now whoa you could literally see Dr unlike the dinosaur hi don’t do anything with us arur whose name is Arur that’s how it sounded like this is all [ __ ] fire Shuler projectiles I think I’m going to die from the dragon I have like a really bad feeling right now I don’t know what it is a really bad and you should be fine like it’s right above me right now it’s right

Oh [ __ ] GG Goodbye Oh my God it’s circling around me it’s night time yet what’s happening I think I’m dead um you tried though why does everything kill you in this [ __ ] Game oh my God to get my items have to like go through the dragon again oh no oh no you didn’t fully lose it though right hopefully not I don’t think so ew [ __ ] R just ran across my [ __ ] field is it nighttime yet no I am hearing gremlin

It’s like sure he goes with me IRL is there a way to like can I stealth can I like is there stealth can I level up stealth so like the dragon don’t see me or I think you should just still clear of it man like don’t it is night time yay

Bedtime uh so did you guys we got oh good Str with because of you we were able to sleep thank you yeah no problem my inventory is so full there’s just just a burger for like 30 minutes I’m so happy I waited for like almost 1 and a half hours for that

Burger to arrive it was cold as [ __ ] but I ate it anyway [ __ ] you should have just playing and g a free Burger yeah but I know sorry speaking oh he so close to Salvation what the oh what the [ __ ] is this a torture chamber interesting

Oh my God I’m craving for pizza so bad Pizza didn’t you like no it’s not God we got to be careful on our PMS [Laughter] bro this going to be [Laughter] [Laughter] yo you should invite it’s all to play We Should I already wanted to play minecra him do you want me to message him yeah message him then he can just catch the stay head on I want to play our lcraft what the [ __ ] is this have you en played yet together uh

I don’t think so we’ve spoken before but we haven’t really played really I don’t think just don’t think he likes me very much I don’t know why I only have nice things to say to him you know how we met how uh zo [ __ ] back in 2019 he [ __ ] stream

SED me oh really IRL or in like in CS I was just remembered I think yeah no I I think I met zo at twitchcon or something I was like oh [ __ ] I’m so sorry for screaming holy [ __ ] that was so intense some some like some dinosaur [ __ ] poisoned me shot

Me me oh [ __ ] I found a fuing like yeah it was insane and now he’s like he’s dancing in front of me huh he’s taunting me he’s taunting me what the [ __ ] aren’t dinosaurs like generally peaceful no he has like an aura around him like he’s evil I dude he’s evil yo he’s

He’s he’s evil dude [ __ ] say kill it no I’m running away [ __ ] that hello you’re going to have to level up somehow this is not even a [ __ ] Tower I’m so dead dude how the [ __ ] do you play this [ __ ] game I’m going to actually lose it I’m

Going to lose my marel no it’s going to be okay just it I’m going to wait this is going to be a good Tower I might be able uh sh up yes what towers can you find wormal that again Cobblestone any I guess it’s really just it’s yeah it’s just any

Tower I found a cobblestone one that’s not afid but my [ __ ] might get eaten okay I don’t know I feel like uh there’s like the the towers that are broken down and those are the bad ones those are like the shitty ones right yeah yeah yeah but the ones that AR they’re good

Just just D okay this is so easy you’re just bad you just this is easy here hear me out you just bad okay so what you do right you you build yourself up on the side and then just destroy the spawners without even looking at them no no don’t

No no what are you doing no no no no you you go around the you go you go around you go around the tower and you build up on like the wall where the spawner is and then you just build up and kill a spawner and no problem okay if you say

So yes I’m going to die bless bless you sorry I have like a [ __ ] dad sneeze it’s so bad it just feels so good to be loud about it okay this lag actually might be a be back but I don’t really have blocks to build around

[ __ ] why is it so warm is it summer in the game it might be [ __ ] I call the whole [ __ ] guy here whoa what is this no dude I went downstairs to something and it was booby trapped everything wants to kill me it was booby trapped yeah was Lally [ __ ]

To toider fing [ __ ] what the [ __ ] is going on oh oh oh kill me woman [ __ ] what the [ __ ] kill me more kill me more I’m stressed sh I can’t do this no just bu what me K me Heal Me Heal Me heal me he Me Sorry you got This so small stupid Kraken guys just randomly gank up up me I didn’t even do anything [ __ ] your [ __ ] spawner do I have to right click to get the things on the ground what the we can we can Crouch aroundand them and then everything that’s on the floor will just so

Much oh big tips I forgot to breathe are you hungry it was a huge Gulf oh my God I thought it was your stomach turning thr in the ground wait can you not golf like the sound Gul thingy oh I can’t do it I need

Water am I going to die guys I’m kind of [Laughter] nervous I need to go to bed can I mark this on my map um dungeon for hello Dave it’s right behind me isn’t it oh I found like a a real thing a mine a mine do you think this is booby trap what it I need to get some some things I forgot to set a waypoint to the other base I had oh it’s right here oh my

God my sense of direction kind of the Goat uh zo is coming oh my God yipp bab I name white L can you say like the server thingy oh of course yay can I play [Laughter] No Rain ho Up N thank you oh bro I was going to have to figure out the install instructions wait hello hello hello hi

Good to see you how’s okay very hyper hi zo hi hello hello what I am down to play I just need like like 20 minutes and I’ll I’ll be right back I just uh 20 minutes listen I need to quickly do 20 minutes why just order no no no what

You bro it’s all about food all the time okay all right believe it or not this s about food for me I just got to take care of a few things real fast okay I died because of you [ __ ] [ __ ] Dy what is with this hostility

No because of you like I died because of you that sounds like a skilly shoe no I of you I’m not to playing like 20 minutes yeah is that cool I I killed somebody all right cool thank you much love zo yeah much love no wait I actually killed something

Oh my God oh my God oh my God this is my my first kill in it’s your first kill yeah how good job congratulations you did so well I’m so proud of you you’re a gamer do you know thank you thank you [ __ ] villager is holding me

Hostage wait let me out you have no idea how much sorry it’s my period I don’t mean to screen it was just scary I was scared I saw their torture chamber and I’ve seen what they’ve done to other people [ __ ] I forgot to bring a lck guys

Uh just quick question so so you’re not allowed to to make oak wood to make it planks what have thought just thought you want to make planks you have to put the do logs down and then right left right or left click with an axe on top of it okay how about

Sticks how do I make sticks um I think you put it in a crafting bench [ __ ] keep your shovel away from me oh I don’t want to get br oh [ __ ] [ __ ] no my legs my legs uh-oh that’s not good kill me Please why the [ __ ] does she always run away like she heals you for two seconds and then she just flies she’s a little shy I think a [ __ ] [ __ ] woman all right guys I could have stick oh really oh my God I made a knife I made a knife I’m going to

Shake oh my God I’m actually you have no idea how long it took me I know trust me I know actually I got I got a knife I got a knife fin me holy [ __ ] [ __ ] oh stop it I just heard like there’s no water here what the [ __ ] was that sorry up

Who’s ringing the bells what why am I he yo I’m hearing the crazy [ __ ] right now please heal oh I don’t have legs please please I don’t have legs I don’t have Arms thank you chat thank you chatter oh my God I got PL fiber can you believe it can you believe that Oh God I’m such a [ __ ] gamer it’s insane I should open a case to celebrate oh my God bro why does this guy look a dumpy oh [ __ ] stream if you open a case please stream it I can’t open it myself yeah I think this is it I really feel

The knife coming in the gloves actually I’ve been looking for new gloves what the [ __ ] a a tree monster came up from the [ __ ] leaves what is going on what is going on this is not normally oh everything scares me in this world no please I need healing I need healing I’m actually going to lose my l Hold on make a new one dude that’s I’m hello does it look like I’m full health woman oh my God a golden nymph do you think if I kill it it’s going to like give me stuff gold means it’s we

Right I don’t know yeah yeah no it doesn’t mean that but I think it’s just for summoning the color I don’t know I don’t know Happy New Year happy New Year let me check if anyone needs to be can you believe it guys it’s 202 4 sorry I had to check the holy [Laughter] Str Jesus Christ that was a little concerning I won’t lie sorry I’m poisoned for 40 seconds I made a Hatchet I made a hatchet Guys I’m really leveling up in this world dude I’m I’m I’m shaking I’m so glad I’m so happy for you I’m so happy Timber don’t stand on was so wait this still didn’t give me wood what the [ __ ] what’s what’s this [ __ ] Dil oh my God I did get It life is good life is so good life is amazing I I’m so happy for you the Paras happy right now right before I went to do anything now I can just go back home and do absolutely nothing the parasites wow yeah the parasites man so oh my God I’m like the happiest

Person in the alive right now I feel like I’m going to get wrinkles from fting so [Laughter] hard don’t you don’t you [ __ ] dare yeah get dodged [ __ ] fight fight each other what the [ __ ] is your problem [ __ ] get the [ __ ] out of here I’m going

To [ __ ] kill you right now oh dog armor oh no don’t tell your parents please don’t tell your parents oh no it’s over it’s over it’s so over I don’t know if I want to deal with this right now you don’t see me you don’t see

Me um I think it came back with reinforcement oh my [ __ ] God I’m listening to some AIDS [ __ ] cat music The Chap chy chy choa choa doy doy da it’s probably in this playlist wait where the [ __ ] is my [Laughter] Horse It’s so Dark I’m eaing me too whatever man ah life is so [ __ ] good zombie crouching whoa why is it moving like that whoa he’s hitting like he’s dancing and [ __ ] ow he just made you achievement Monster Hunter good job good job good job [ __ ] crap no please don’t kill me

Please don’t kill me please don’t kill me stop stop walking stop walking stop don’t do anything stop walking just stop walking just don’t move what is happening what is happening oh my God God oh my God oh my God oh my God oh my god dude dude I am fighting like you

Okay that’s just I don’t know man like like you know I don’t know man how do you how do you D how can you do that how does that happen I don’t I don’t care do better uh I mean uh you got this no listen to me listen to me listen to

Me I swear to God I’m not bad no no you’re not you’re not I see no I I see Improvement you have only died uh like two time is the past 2 minutes so it’s it’s better dude I got [ __ ] jumped no trust me I got [ __ ] jumped dude I got

Jumped what can I do about that thoughts reactions like dude [ __ ] mother [ __ ] [ __ ] got it no but for real they like kind of jump me so it’s really not my fault you drowned I no no sorry just like I don’t know how it’s like I I would understand oh yeah I was

Slain by zombie but why I want to be that person but like I just killed something I want be that person but I’m pretty good at this game oh I got a silver chest plate wow you don’t have the requirements to use it I got Stone Katana

What sorry you’re so good these guys need to learn a thing from dude I’m going to die I’m Jump wait you got make a loot pcks in this game waa guys how is it adventuring by the way how’s it like I’m drwing my shirt right now oh kind that’ss great how’s it going for you you sound um like you’re having so much fun I am having so much fun n

Venom what is n Venom everything is so this game is so fun I’m having so much fun I can’t use a [ __ ] shovel what the [ __ ] what shovel is it iron that’s what we did you get sword for man let me remove it let me remove

It y me hello I’m so excited for tomorrow I’m so excited to sleep you want to sleep and uh no I mean in game not in real life what time is it for you though um it’s like 5:20 a.m. Jesus what everybody’s around the world what can I

Say and I’m across it this is worldwide didn’t that done that he what it is whoa that sounds like a bird thank you I don’t know where I’m going with that I’m tired man in real life I want food random Waypoint PMS moment I’m so hungry right

Now I want pizza so bad make some pizza bro no no no I can no don’t say that make pizza no oh don’t say that don’t say that don’t say that no so [ __ ] hungry I’m buying [Applause] Pizza bro this [ __ ] this D’s so stupidly hard I need a different cat playlist chat is this the [ __ ] look maxing song what the [ __ ] when does it end when does it end oh dude I really want to play CS oh Shir do you play CS I never played CS before

Really no well maybe once but not really knowingly I guess it’s just been so long oh yeah it is CS2 now yes I never played that either but that’s because it’s new yeah [ __ ] I should have brought more lockpicks and I [ __ ] I keep tugging away all the [ __ ] I need my

Lockpicks my [ __ ] saw where was that mirror dude I think I lost it forever what you lose the mirror probably stop I got no scope bro I know the I know the Waypoint I know where I know where it is the [ __ ] I di out of

Nowhere oh I love the first 3 hours of just leveling ourcraft to be able to do anything is this a full Funk playlist [ __ ] like [ __ ] man just in a dungeon vibing out and then all of a sudden the skeleton just drops on my head and just insta [ __ ] no scopes me

Oh what’s a coordinates 9,000 5,000 quickly destroy the [ __ ] uhoh happy New Year rain you okay I got to pee I I pee time oh God pee time PE time I will be right back all uh chat I will be right be um I’ll put on uh a cute song I know where

To find should I keep their do you want to listen to their screaming in the background sure okay uh let me find a different playlist though is it night see speed get night time yeah yeah am I go to sleep e yes I didn’t die sh are you proud of

Me what are ARL craic gamer D I ate something and I like you know when I when when I eat there like this this this you know the food goes down my fruit and then my body starts producing like slime in my fruit and it just

Sticks there and then I just you know like minutes after I still have it so right now it’s constantly like you know and I don’t know is that a condition I don’t know I’ve always had it it’s so annoying like I just ate and I can’t speak properly cuz every few seconds I’m

Like that is in I’ve never heard that really oh God okay well I’m sorry for sharing that then no like that’s interesting though I I just I just don’t know why that’s happening it’s it’s such a weird thing that just really annoys me because I just want to talk you

Know but yeah maybe there’s like there’s a name for it I don’t know I I never really I just thought it was normal people cough after eating a full meal do you cough or is it just more of like a it’s not really yeah it’s not really a

Cough it’s more like it’s stuck in my throat you know I said reflex maybe is it acid reflex you too wait was it what’s an acid reflex it’s just that you feel like gas [ __ ] coming up in your throat no no no it’s like it’s like you

Know like you know like is that the saying when you have like a frog in your throat oh yeah like fle you have FL in your like yeah yeah that’s what it is that’s that’s what it feels like it’s really annoying same thing with not actual FL that’s so

Interesting I get so much fun too it like comes up through my nose when I’m talking too much yeah I have that too my God that’s sorry okay I have made every single Flint thingy I’ve leveled up uh bur think the to eat thank you back yes back Loxy thank

You [ __ ] but I just got to find find like uh one Wormhole maybe two for you guys mhm then we can all come together and live together in a happy Happy where the [ __ ] oh my thing is up here let’s see this is the new one I think 2.9.3 there are still Wormhole potions right oh my God I finally leveled up I can I can maybe I can look at how to make them otherwise see yeah you need IE have

Ender to make it oh wait that’s kind of easy but then you need like a potion [ __ ] thing to bre as well F this one oh you need magic you need to LEL it um do you know if the Cobblestone the Moss Cobblestone thing without like broken parts has a

Boss uh I don’t think so oh I don’t know uhoh no no no no no no no no [ __ ] my grave is ho way on the top it’s going to be [Laughter] destroyed I should have doubted you well I wasn’t even finishing my sentence and you already standing there to be fed

And I don’t think so I think no matter what I would have said uh yeah my loot my loot my loot everything will be fine as long as the top doesn’t [ __ ] get destroyed it only crumbles once he’s fully I haven’t even looted the entire building yet no why am I so stupid

Shoot there was chest with locks on him that I stillo wanted tol no it’s okay I mean you know you have to kill him for oh something happened sorry 50 seconds oh my God I my first coal oh is the server lagging now man no no no what [ __ ] go down go

Down I’m so mad I’m so mad dude this game is actually so [ __ ] it’s just a lot of cheesing it’s [ __ ] up yeah I love it you like pain though yeah well no oh oh no guess what guess he’s not trying to cheat power said no the only way can’t get anywhere this

Game is to cheat oh that Tower had like no wormholes too so I did all of that for nothing oh you did for the XP no I guess I don’t really need more XP though not right now I’m like full silver full silver could be Diamond though could be dragon armor oh dragon

Armor diamond block do I greed [ __ ] it I greed [ __ ] it picked up everything with the diamond block it’s trying to give me a stroke wait I got a notification SA like it’s pitch black you’re most likely going to die you should not be in the

Pitch it’s like uh don’t stop you don’t be in the dark all the way you die oh [ __ ] what I got a Rec I got a wormhole I found one but it was worth it oh my God guys I can visit one of you wait what is your what is your

Location who wants to say hi is anyone near a wormhole um how does it look like or not a wormhole is anyone near a portal thing like a Are You The Village The Village one yes exactly I’ll C you D it cuz you’re the clueless one um I am what the [ __ ] is

That a give me one second take your time holy [ __ ] the [ __ ] okay uh I’m right next to the spawning thingy the Waypoint thing yeah hold up let me empty my inventory real quick do I need to do anything uh no you just stay there okay hold

Up oh my God I got my f Favorite Music Des I have Ender I can make an XP book uh give me a second yay XP oh just say byy it just stay there hold up I’ll go back I’ll go back do I not have a crafting bench

Here you have a crafting bench where you are yeah I’m by a village coming I’m not Useless except me Hello whoa you’re so animated what the [ __ ] sh can you hear me G I’m still wearing the ESS n hello hello can you hear me no oh let me like can you not hear me game let me let me select the system thingies okay talk to me now

Hello oh I hear you how what’s a button does it have like voice effects or I think the stuned is caps I think so I don’t know how do I how do I do it how do I likeit hello oh my God wait wait hold up let me defen hi

Hi oh it’s actually working what the [ __ ] oh my God and I can like walk away so you can shut the [ __ ] up okay all right well well hello hello am I loud no only when you’re like next to me like yeah you know what I mean you’re

Okay what oh zoil I’m going to mute because of soil hello oh sorry I’m just trying me and the [ __ ] aame how how do I uh join well if you look at the install instructions there are some uh mod you might need to install right away and then also I’m

Going to need your name to White list to you otherwise you’re not allowed into my Minecraft server okay there’s too many instructions what is this can someone read Fu just download it can someone read it out to me read it what there’s pictures okay wait right okay you’re stressing me out I’m

Sleeping what me see okay I’m downloading it hooray hooray is all time is it fore uh 9:40 p.m. wait where are you United Kingdom not you I’m kidding oh my God I’m in this misso how is your New Year’s uh my New Year’s was very uneventful but it was nice did you well

Uh no nothing like weird no because like I I I always ask that I always don’t make a [ __ ] weird I always ask that he didn’t ask me that yeah how was your ear year rainho it was good it was just classic Dutch New Year blew everything

Up do you do yeah that’s that’s really yeah it’s like it’s a full on war zone every time Philippines actually I actually hear any fireworks at all really is it illegal or something no I think I just live in a very like like weird location there’s not really any way you can

Really do that what’s the location [Laughter] kidding like I live right okay yeah never mind I like bro I live near Ocean like there’s like no way you can like do them really right yeah I why are you trying to dox me just joking I’m not allowed to be like a

Little silly or like what’s going on no you’re being really silly oh my God it’s hot as [ __ ] hair them I know I need to keep going in water I’m going back home this [ __ ] so ass okay it was fun goodbye bye bye wait what wait I can’t go

Home uhoh wait what oh no oh um do I need more XP you’re going to be stuck in this hell ho wait it says three plus yeah that means anything above three I have four is not enough no oh no or seven what does just tell

Me I don’t know I mean how far away are you go to the water you have to go to the water you spawn so close now you know exactly how I feel you know okay this looks like a dragon spawn is it Dragon nearby yeah maybe a little bit just a

Few just’s a few I fear I might have wasted my resources coming here why oh I’m going to get eaten by something oh I got grapes can I like make wine or something so how is my place how how do you like it it’s lovely really

Really I I love being in the desert next to dragons No Loot you left Dave the horse there’s literally nothing here yeah Welcome to My Island thank you Peach for the prime I literally anywhere I go I just there it’s just all the it’s the desert and there’s nowhere I can Farm XP to go home there’s literally nothing here World welcome to you’re welcome welcome I want to go home please out of Here okay I I’m mad I’m going to tweak oh my I just had sticky keys oopsies turn that [ __ ] off I’m I’m not turning it off I’m stripping Down no I have a recoil poison potion but because I set my spawn at her place uh it’s going to recall me to my recent like W uh Waypoint so it’s just doomed to do life I just realized my my experience in ARL craft is probably like so [ __ ] cuz

Of the where I spawned I’m so glad you brought me here D oh yeah really yeah really oh I made a boat I’m going to go out in an adventure and leave forever what is this place my screen is just Perma red cuz I’m so warm I’m sorry there’s a purple

Desert oh yeah that has like book worms sometimes what book worms they eat your books and then they make the books better oh but e only sometimes treasure what the I see my way point I have no clue how far away it oh seven te km oh hypothermia oh

Lovely oh I’m and I’m dehydrated lovely whoa what is this something is under the water and like there’s so many like stuff in it what is this I can’t wait to die what is this Castle I found a castle like nearby maybe you’ll like it whoa what is

This how do I know I’m going to like a dungeon or whatever how do you know yeah um are you going in it um maybe oh what am I doing what is this oh it’s the color I become when I take damage how the [ __ ] do I put up my

Dehydration please let this be enough for me to go home I I love it here I swear but where do I send you my um my in- game name the wish list zoil okie dokie the wish list oh wa no the thingy you know you know what I mean

Oh I put my name wow I’m so tal are you in GTP Zo huh are you in GT RP yeah oh I haven’t really played much it’s kind of fun uh it’s kind of made me realize that I’m really not a social person and that I actually fear human

Interaction God I don’t want to play that’s literally why I don’t even want to like Jesse was like uh you can maybe join and whatever and I’m like uh I don’t know yeah it’s scary like I feel like I actually 17,000 me away it’s not even as scary in

Real lifeon I hear a dragon I hear a dragon no I feel that I see the dragon I just feel like because of RP has having so much like if you don’t do it right then yeah I guess yeah that’s probably it I’ve only played RL CRA like one time

So I’m about to die over and over and over and over and over I am miserable are you far in though we we started like 3 hours ago how like we got levels right now we’re just farming levels so we can like do stuff yeah I don’t know how you

Progress in this I’m going to be honest it’s just find a village and then do dungeons and just die a lot until you’re like TI of quab all right let me see uh I what the [ __ ] is this I thought this was a grave what if I just kill a

Dragon that must give me enough XP to go home join if gay wait I’m not white listed did you do like K sensitive name uh no and that might be it then you have any c um caps lock your name or uh no there’s no caps it’s just it’s

Just all lowercase I think wait let me go into like a single player world and check is it it it’s zoy or something like that no I have two accounts but I’m definitely on this account two I’m kidding I got banned on Hypixel I got it

Wait was there Z did I mess up yeah okay I making me waste all my time and effort I suck I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry oh my God are you going to join the server do you like boys wait oh my God I’m not gay then you can’t ruin the server oh

Wait I’m the white listed anyway so I’m saved you are though right you try I Um yeah I wait I am what guys I can’t Jo it says fail to log in I can’t join what the [ __ ] I’m not bro guys what does it mean when your your eyesight is like [ __ ] broken you’re thirsty oh oh I’m so thirsty how do I drink water Tryan how did I drink water what the [ __ ] it’s just a capital z Dragon literally kill Yourself oh my God you like oh I might have shot myself I’m in by the way the server is in America and none of us are in America why yeah why is it actually in America I thought there were be more Americans oh I’ve never met you before

Shir uh where are you from Hello I’m from Germany oh nice to meet you hello what the [ __ ] so everybody really isn’t from America what the [ __ ] is this [ __ ] I’m in the [ __ ] freezing Tundra oh my God what is that it’s a [ __ ] a bco going to say like a

S no I didn’t a wo I’m dying to a [ __ ] wendo just saying like the silly words bco oh my God wait there’s a purple [ __ ] on fire that means if I kill him I’m going to get 20 levels of XP let game changing then I can go

Home oh my God I have to kill him I have to kill him I have to kill him I want to go home I want to go home please I don’t even know what’s going on please let go guys please please please please please go to sleep no go to sleep

With go to sleep now no cuz I need to kill this stupid skeleton so I get enough levels to get out of this godam desert your spa sucks what is going on I’m so lost what is that I just got picked up by a [ __ ] Pidgeot what the [ __ ] is going

On okay okay okay okay okay oh my God oh my God massive oh when is all becoming a YouTuber oh yeah do can you like commission like a YouTuber so you can one day do it me yeah for fun uh why not wait I never said anything a

Vtu I never even thought about it oh wait is everyone here YouTubers yes that’s cool I’m for that okay why did he say it like that that was kind of what why did he say it like that I I’m an ally I just never thought about it I

Just really never thought about it that’s all promise promise I am it sounds so convincing what’s going on I’m getting chased by shrimp I don’t know to play I just want to get into a house man where there’s no beds anywhere where just sleep yeah the ghost [Laughter]

Is sleep on a [ __ ] log I know best what is that how do you live in such poverty oh okay that’s a creeper Joel just kill yourself again and again until like you actually have a nice spawn oh okay well it would be nice if I could see something but I’m

Literally just in now there’s noed anywhere did you destroy them all on purpose in here oh my God me Dad can you please do you want me to log out yeah yes there you go I think there’s dragons around me yeah no that’s why I want to get out of

Here what the [ __ ] I am getting the [ __ ] out of here [ __ ] what the [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh my God this is so pretty at a waterfall [ __ ] swear wa that’s enough thank God I’m out of here [ __ ] okay so like if I wanted to progress and get like a toll of some

Kind how do I do that again do I have to like bash a rock on something oh no I don’t remember it’s been like 2 years since I played this what the [ __ ] it wasn’t even near me [ __ ] [ __ ] yes I’ll do that thanks guys fcking [ __ ] so like you can I

Mean it depends it depends you can like uh pick up and then uh uh punch three leaves and you get sticks and then you make a big Stone out of the small stones yep yeah I remember now thank you yeah yeah that’s all I need technically you can also make

Like Flint tools to chop down your first tree but you can also just find a village and just steal their [ __ ] oh okay thank you what the [ __ ] y the thing from Harry Potter is [ __ ] me what the thing from Harry Potter the the one that like sucks your soul out or

Some [ __ ] oh the dementor expecto p trom my God okay you noce [ __ ] that so good don’t ever do that [Laughter] again oh man this is a great group guys oh my God found a heart container I just got sucked congratulations without me I’m losing to a gy oh Jin

Jin you losing to a [Laughter] JY sorry my fault are you serious no the J’s just writing themselves at this point conditioned me I’m so sorry it’s all her fault so hungry oh I found something cool I’m so hungry food where’s the F where the f [ __ ] is my why is there so

Much Velociraptors what the [ __ ] is going On I found like a mine I don’t know what this is maybe a m no not that don’t tell dream [Laughter] you what is going on are you [Laughter] good oh my God keep it slush where the [ __ ] is my horse keep passing all for real oh d

Babe babe where are you how do I just kill myself oh my God I have like 20 different reasons or reasons way everything I need help someone euthanized me I don’t know just just like jump just there you go not that hard is it I’m under the

Ocean do it today I’m too sleep deprived I got the L go sorry young man young man young man uh my horse is gone left me like my parents Did just being pulled in by two lovely ladies on a Rock You Wish what is this they just lights siren song this is a toxic Relationship dude are you all right what is going on I’m not I’m not having a good time what is going on this is the beginning of rlcraft right here it’s just pain what the [ __ ] my boat just [ __ ] what the [ __ ] oh found TOS finally I was G with why do you sound

More British what’s going on huh no I swear to God sometimes you sound more British it’s pissing me off I think it’s after you [ __ ] said expect poning expecto patronum I love that movie all of them actually wow you like Harry Potter um I’m sorry I can say I you never SE I

Can’t say that no she can’t comment on it why political climate oh okay but like oh okay oh think about that guess I’m cancelled I cannot believe what happened holy [ __ ] what if I just Dragon requirement to use a bow and arrow are you [ __ ] it’s legit Just One XP point I’m going

To actually wait you like Twilight rainho yeah oh me too I love I love um I love um Twilight what team are you really yeah I’m team uh Team Jacob sure yeah the the I want to be a werewolf no people werewolf Lally no no listen I the

Imprinting thing is kind of weird but listen No but the guy who kissed someone against her will wait but is crazy list l i don’t agree with that part I just listen yeah maybe stay quiet on that one okay well um oh no hey guys hi don’t for good he’s har

Potter Ally no I’m a Ally Then Ally I think that wor than herc case what is going on wait so what is going on with Harry Potter right now it’s cuz of the Au being like a you know a mean person oh bad mean mean person

Czy it’s just a little you know tempish sometimes meanie Panini she really really mean the author is not an ally [ __ ] [Laughter] sake why am I being attacked by an aist big castle oh my God wait oh if you guys have a Teleport potion there’s like this massive dungeon we can do what’s

Potion like I just man how do you level up J question you only you go to a dungeon and then with dungeon you destroy spawner and spawner give XP how to destroy spawner um you grab pickaxe and [ __ ] my pickaxe broke no way can I wear um if you’re high enough

Level how do I do that [ __ ] cold you can only wear leather at the beginning okay I found a nymph H la la you’re so weird it’s cold what is this oh if I die here it’s going to be ass to get back up here oh I don’t think these things

Attack you right the uh arasur I can just kill this thing a got to do nothing about it ancient fishing rod fishing rod do oh it’s cold It’s So Co AAR recipal what knowledge of death what does that mean but time whoa I can pick the skull or the whoa what is that whoa oh are you able to like level some yeah did you guys sleep the first time Yeah I want to go home ancient vo the [ __ ] is that attacked by bun no really oh go sorry no you guys are bullies I why am I here I’m sorry dude I just what are your coordinates so I can get to you guys um um it’s X5 uh 90 Z minus

10,160 oh I’m actually close to you actually yeah oh you’re not going to be close to me then x what x 10,000 right minus 10,000 oh never [Laughter] mind well there goes there goes that I he Dragon f might be needed yeah yeah yeah I think I’ve got everything here yes yes sir

[Laughter] momm why does everything look like [ __ ] I need a drink are you thirsty yeah everything looking like like deep fried yeah that happened to me too I was so thirsty just kill yourself no I drank from the river oh and now my my water is green I think I’m infected oh

No it’s going to burn when I pee good that’s not good uhoh ouch ouch I want to make my web shooter he Spider-Man I can be what how uh look up web it’s really easy to make web shooter web Shooter oh wait how is that easy to make are you trolling no it’s easy I don’t even see Web Shooter wait what web oh web hook sorry yeah that is not easy you need launcher prototype oh yeah you just make it with some buttons and some Redstone stuff oh that’s pretty easy

Yeah it’s just a little web you need a web you can make that from uh wool oh easy I don’t know if you’re sarcastic or not no that’s easy yeah I’m never sarcastic I actually don’t know how to be okay fair enough is it because you’re

Spectrum or oh god oh it’s a spectrum love we’re all on it okay so no it’s not cuz I’m on the Spectrum I’m just asking little defensive am I not allowed to ask my bad no you’re allowed to ask my fault oh I got a fishing

Rod big wait an ion fishing can I even use that ion wait what the [ __ ] level eight it’s level eight ion iron how do you say iron iron iron I say wrong though iron iron iron so hard you run where get it you guys are so silly it’s such a silly silly

Group thank you how did you come up with that with what silly group this silly group yeah um I guess you know I just invited my friends and I just attract very silly people that’s cool cuz I’m a little silly sometimes How the [ __ ] do I do this I’m going everyone is like 20K blocks away from me Jesus I think D you might be close as oil oh really coordinates my coordinance is [ __ ] how do I see that [ __ ] again f three it’s on the top right of the map

Oh I’m in uhga 661 and then oh so600 and then 7,000 z Oh when’re opposite corners of the world you know 700 and then negative 800 oh like literal opposites well I guess so good luck with that [ __ ] yeah this is not oh my God oh my God oh my God I’m being

Attacked tell them stop they don’t ever stop what they don’t ever listen how does that make you feel the victim M why do you feel like you’re a victim uh that’s a good question guess because think about that oh oh and do you think they don’t listen to you cuz there’s a reason

Or yeah yeah think about that the people who I align with what do you mean by that I need a rock what you mean by that bro bless you oh it was a little intense was that was really strong I think my dad’s thing is very serious

Oh right right right right so I break spawners oh that’s I just remember I just remember okay I make a pickaxe I remember My oh my God there’s a Minecraft song in this playlist I just picked up a [ __ ] squid you you just pick it up wait really put down what the [ __ ] I’m keeping is me I don’t care okay crazy statement wild his name is General taking it with me holy [ __ ] bro it’s a

Squid I don’t need consent from a squid um wait that s SC you to decide that the man is taking a squid hostage this is a odd OD Behavior quite frankly I don’t care Oh interesting how do you think that squid would feel now I’m going to do my own

Thing I hate you I actually hate you how long could it survive out of water why why are you asking that he’s mine um I’m bringing him to you dami oh yeah mhm thank you I actually put I don’t know how to drop it oh wait you shift right click and you

Can pick it up no way is that for any animal [ __ ] I need bones where did my bones go become bone who’s growling at me sorry what’s the difference between a hatchet and a axxe I think a hatchet has a shorter like handle I see interesting quite interesting how do

I what the [ __ ] what the [ __ ] why is there a Reaper coming for me dude what does he want me do you guys ever have the fantasy of like a ghost [ __ ] you yeah you SE scary movie too you know what I’m talking about have you seen that one scene in scary oh

Scary crazy I don’t think I’ve seen that one oh the one where oh she’s on the walls and on the the ceiling and [ __ ] Bro oh yeah yeah yeah like I mean I’ve never thought about it like personally but that’d be fun just like you wake up and randomly your dick’s getting sucked

And you just don’t see anything you just feel it yeah like I’d probably still think I’m Dreaming to be [Laughter] honest my friend oh man oh I got parasites oh no oh wait why did I go to bed I need to kill [ __ ] skeletons um what’s happening Miss clops is

Den what what are you saying bone you saw me I stole 18 wool don’t you need that for webs um you can use it for webs better you need it for your weapon launcher I I I’m already making mine oh okay yeah I’m going of how do I drink gaming the her Thing how do I drink this water how the [ __ ] do I do this oh my God I got it wait guys look at this uh-huh wait I’m looking I don’t see you oh how do I unhook wait where am I wait what can I undo it okay unhook un un hug me

Wait why is this control oh Q loosen left click boost up oh [ __ ] what the [ __ ] I just dropped uh L real unhook oh left and then [ __ ] is it a w champ what what’s the W CH is it just W or is it l wait [ __ ] I missed paers give me your

Armor holy chat you saw that uhoh where is it on fire dragon I was going to Signal what is that a dragon is that Dragon I’m learning booster oh booster oh my God omj this booster I’m dead I’m dead I’m dead I’m yeah boo said hello what the [ __ ] is that oh almost

Died holy [ __ ] my life just flashed before my eyes I was mining coal and a [ __ ] like big black Golem just like popped up and start killing me [Laughter] what do I do where’d it go oh my God [ __ ] I just lost all my [ __ ] [ __ ] going great [Applause]

Guys the way you said that dude hit me I do I have two [Applause] bases why are [ __ ] skeletons like [ __ ] legol legol where is that coming from oh my God I can unlock hats hold up for for moment why is this Village so hot C ears children’s [ __ ] game leg you’re so giggly Debbie oh c I’m sleep deprived you little

Giggler it’s 6:00 a.m. I usually sleep at 4:00 a.m. but I’m a little bit oh my God what a rebel that’s a wild child I need other cute hats let jump I’m parasitic what I don’t get my [ __ ] XP back what [ __ ] if I kill no no how do I get back

There oh you son of a [ __ ] Companion Cube cu no [ __ ] way I lost to parasites kind of bad wait how do I even see I don’t know what my last death is did I pick up the the Hat sock stick why is a [ __ ] skeleton like exactly like

[ __ ] this curve the arrows around the [ __ ] thing Yes actually C and arrows [ __ ] stream snipers I just don’t know where my horse went oh looks like my dead bud is uh 18,000 miles away wow wait does that mean you’re closer to Me Maybe hold in it time 7,000 2,8

Oh my God I dug straight down I’m such a rebel I’m actually going to lose it if I die one more time I swear to God oh my God I see more horse I lost it all Dave there you are I missed you oh my God they have a cute sign area oh Sorry is zombie going to like [ __ ] spawn when when when when Jesus [ __ ] Christ Jesus sorry have you started call oh loot why is he crouching freaking me out Golem the [ __ ] zombies are crouching what would your qu Um I don’t know Z your mini map on the right oh negative 800 7,000 around there or yeah I think the best way is just to do dungeons and find wormholes to get closer and then we can warm yeah yeah yeah yeah why am I teleport so bad should I server restart I’m

Teleporting yeah yeah it’s bad it’s actually while we restart I’m going to [ __ ] all and end stream I am very tired oh okay okay I’ll be right back take care thank you a dragon all right chat I am EP as [ __ ] I’m so epe so uh I’m probably going to leave it

There for um for stream cuz it’s also very late past my bedtime but I hope you enjoyed the little chill grinding stream I just wanted to go live today um and play some games so that’s just exactly what I did yeah yeah yeah but thank you for

Being here thank you for hanging out um I’ll probably stream either tomorrow or the day after I’ll let you know on Discord beforehand when I go live super funny stream oh I’m glad I’m excited to play more arcraft with friends I I think it’s a really fun

Group and a lot of different time zones too so hopefully we’re just going to always have some people to play with all right I’m going to read uh Lena cuz she’s playing my favorite [ __ ] game ever um and I think you’ll have a lot of fun at

Lena’s but I probably going to take a small break a little nappy and maybe grind off stream see what happens all right see you guys later bye-bye Byebye