Insane School Day at Yandere High (Minecraft)

Cool Ms oh cool Ms I’m upstairs s I’m getting ready I have something to say to you hey man I have something to say are you ready what I’m ready Happy New Year’s happy New Year high five y yipp yipp okay I got you a special New Year’s

Gift another gift it’s your favorite thing it’s a cat clock well that’s actually pretty good cuz I am late to a lot of things that’s because you’re a lazy cat you’re a little lazy cat boy well no mainly just cuz my watch broke oh well there you go

I knew that your watch broke I don’t know if I’m the one who broke it but now I got you this little cat thing so what is your gift to me for New Year’s you do New Year’s gifts I thought we did gifts over Christmas we did gifts

Over Christmas you do gifts over New Year you do gifts over all the different times you always have to be giving gifts at all times I I have something then did uh here uh uh uh you can have this toy we stole from the mall lots of toys that

They can her name is Penelope oh Penelope yes very sweet well let’s let’s head on over to school did you get the class schedule for today no we got yes I have it we have a culinary class with Tom the cook is our first class so we

Haven’t we haven’t been to school in a while because of the holidays because of all the Christmas and all that great stuff what about what about our club did we finally get signed up for the clubs uh yes we’re going to the culinary thing cuz we signed up for the look at what

The hell is this by the way what is this do you see these giant these I don’t know what the heck they are these giant Hoops I guess this is one one of something some kind of event it seems to circle the enti to do you

See that yeah what the it goes literally everywhere what is this they’re like the jellyfishing Nets it’s attached to the the top of the school there yeah there’s like a platform up there what the heck okay that’s cool that’s that’s probably one of the classes okay we have Lil

Class whose class is that maybe that’s Lilith maybe it’s for Lilith class I feel like that’s a liliy thing okay so wait I have to check my locker hold on SP a minute you’ve got you’ve got ghost gumbus is is haunting you again he’s kind of just very adamant about I’m out

Of charms I used all my charms to make him go away for the holidays Happy New Year happy New Year got thank you Grim thank you he’s so Lov you’ve got a ghost just wishing you the happy new year he went from I want to kill you to happy I think he still

Wants to kill you he still wants to kill you he just can’t you still want to kill me grimus I do okay it’s just just because he’s a ghost he can’t really do anything he can’t influence anything he just kind of has to like haunt you and like follow behind you’re just you’re

Just upset you’re just upset and here you can’t do anything I can’t do anything but neither can you skill issue hi owl ow happy New Year owl I got you a gift for New Year it’s a unicorn yeah yeah wait what the fu I got you a New

Year’s gift shut up Co thank you that’s the gift I got you no it’s not it’s a different gift and I was very thoughtful and I got it for you thank you Sam you’re welcome hugs hugs yay what are your New Year’s resolutions guys wait let’s as we walk to class let’s talk

About our New Year’s resolutions New Year’s I want more I want more crabs scribers on crab Tu you got you got a crab 2 to K oh yeah our kissing crab tube account yeah wait what we made it we made a kissing crab tube account we

Did yes that’s what we talked about on Christmas day that we were going to make a kissing crab okay wait where are we going joking I don’t know I thought we going made the account okay wait wait wait wait the first class the first class is culinary class where the hell

Is the culinary class does no one know where the goddamn class is it’s over there is it up there where is it you guys are going the wrong way no one knows where the class is we’re all confused is it on the third floor everyone’s running around around frantically like headless chicken okay

It’s over here here it is like headless chicken look at that a nice pastry well who’s the teacher uh Tom the toad okay here welcome to my class let’s sit down let’s sit down welcome to my class today we are we will be getting uh um required requirements to make a special soup

We’re making soup okay guess make sure to take a lot a look at all of the special effects there are okay we’re making soup we’re making soup special tyes special effect soup of speed jump happiness despair confusion and hatred okay hold cookies okay so I I I

See all the different soups do these soups make us feel these emotions I follow me to the magical Park to get these special items oh oh okay yeah it makes sense it makes sense cuz whenever you want to make a soup you always got to go to the magical Park

Isn’t that right Coan what what wait are we on the back side of the school yeah have you never been back here I’ve not been back here has this been added I don’t remember this has always been here owl this has always been here okay all you have to acquire are some mushrooms

Both red and brown BR ones in order to make special soups okay so which items make which soups that’s very important information we need we need this information so we’re just Gathering the mushrooms we need you we need both okay okay so what are what are you saying

That we need to do are we just Gathering mushrooms is that all we is that I think we’re Gathering the mushrooms now oh here we go I got some gather some mushrooms I got some mushrooms here little mushrooms for me uh I don’t know where they are

Pick up mushrooms oh eat the mushro I’m strong so I have gathered the mushrooms from wait wa wa wait head back to class when you’re done wait are we just Gathering mushrooms where’s the brown where’s the brown we don’t have any brown ones uh is it Just Two Types

Mushro we need brown we need brown mushrooms okay where are the brown mushrooms bunch I found some I found some I found some oh I’m strong how are there different types of way to wait wait wait wait wait they all provide different effects but the there’s seven effects but two different materials you

Need different mushroom combos Sam but there’s only two therefore there could only be like two combos no there’s more you got to give it like an an aspect ratio I feel like I should be gathering these flowers too maybe these flowers are helpful come on Sam listen to the

Teacher gez there’s only two different combos that doesn’t make the it mathematically doesn’t make any freaking sense two different mushrooms you add five Brown mushroom how many different combinations of of red and brown can you make besides the one combination of red and well it depends on the ratio it’s

How many mushrooms you put in for mushroom this feasibly doesn’t make any sense but I’m going to go with it okay we’re we’re collecting mushroom mushroom okay only one only got one mushroom I also gathered you only got one mushroom I gathered a bunch of uh flowers as well

Because I feel like don’t question the magic of the toad okay that’s true that’s true I should just shut up and stop trying to make logic out of things yeah you just want an excuse to pick flowers now students give me the materials in order to make the soup all

Right just throw them at you we’re not making it ourselves why wouldn’t we make it ourselves because he’s going to do his toad magic he’s going to do it for us what’s the point of learning how make he’s teaching us Sam okay jeez why we

Why do we go to school we let me cook okay we just run around and grab some mushrooms and then watch you do it let him Cook Sam let him cook let him cook we need to cook Jesse we need to cook who’s Jesse it’s a Breaking Bad

Reference have you not seen breaking bad I I we didn’t have a lot of TV in the orphanage oh okay okay he says H now he’s making he’s making the he made it for me do I yeah I want some I got a soup of Despair I got a soup of

Confusion is he just giving us the soups I think he just gargled them around in his mouth and then spit them into different bowls for us oh why did he give me the despair one did you want to trade but yours is confusion what did

You get what did you get what did you get uh I let me check let me check I got super speed drink it what the drink it we’ll see what happens drink it drink it drink it drink it drink it drink it drink it drink it drink it drink it

Drink it drink it drink it it drink it drink it drink it drink it drink it yay never do you get speed wow speed that’s amazing look at her go okay looks like it looks like the the the soups work God I’m going out of control oh my God she’s just loing

It okay okay take a chill pill get we need a we need a soup of chill pill we need soup of chill pill cuz I the soup of confusion with her soup of speed she just got if I give her a soup of confusion and she drinks the soup of

Speed she’ll just be like a bird locked in a glass box and just start running into smashing into window Jesus I saw that happen once a bird flew into the window while I was driving and it died in front of me what what yeah cuz

It flew into the window now you just G me you gave me the PTSD of remembering that thanks for I’m sorry my did you bring up my trauma I don’t know what I didn’t know you had trauma you such a nice guy all time okay now to conclude

Class we have homework to go and give cookies to staff and students in this town we have to give people cookies this amazing class oh let’s go yeah this is awesome someone just busted a hole in the freaking ground I’m getting all the cookies let’s go take all the cookies

Don’t worry I’ll deliver them all don’t worry I’ll deliver them all like Girl Scouts hold on I have to I have to give this girl a cookie hold on wait lady that I know I don’t know your name took all the cookies I took all the I gave I

Gave that girl at the Christmas party a cookie s good job cookie is that rzz yes i r Girls by giving them okay what’s the next class what’s next class raisin uh we need to go to culture class with lth which is on floor two yeah I like Lilith’s class you o

Wait wait are you going to still like L Class A lot well you have that other girl that you’re also liking girl well I can I can have options should I tell her should I tell her that you have options no don’t tell her don’t why you want to have options

Gois gobis this is our spot go you’re in a freaking spot you over biting ow ow ow just move why does he have my head why does he have my head what is that about that is weird he he made a mask with my face on you made a mask with

Your face on that is weird you’re a very weird person get the out of the shot get out of the shot grimus we need those freaking charms we need those freaking his ass is on fire but he doesn’t feel it cuz he’s a ghou he a G

Oh what what wait there’s an ocelot in the center of the class here did did we notice that an ocelot was teaching class oh and what is class going to be today are we transforming into animals I hope I get to be that sounds so cool I mean I

Mean owl’s already in yeah I’m going to become a full owl she’s so cool stop lusting over all the different women she’s so cool you can’t be this way you need to make it you need to be decisive oh you need to be decisive okay l i can

I can have you can have multiple have both I Can Dream okay for today’s class we shall be flying brooms and I especially fuse these brooms with magic so that you’ll be able to fly what does it have to do with the cat transformation I don’t think why were

You a cat why were you a cat was that related to anything don’t mind it sweetheart she’s just some some some unrelated uh line is happening she’s doing side quests and I want to know what that whole cat thing is about what the hell is funny dude what the whole

What is that whole cat thing is about she’s she’s doing some well maybe she was experimenting to get cat lives oh oh maybe she’s trying to understand you cool M yeah cuz she likes me see just look into everything and then like rephrase it to what we want okay wait br

Oh I want red I want red ooh I got purple o wait wait wait Sam Sam yes take a sip of this take a sip of this confusion soup take a sip take a zip in your mouth in your mouth oh where am I going where am I going I’m all confused I’m

Confused oh this is really hard to this is hard to drive Co I’m crashing I’m crashing I’m crashing why did you do this why did you do this this is so hard to freaking try I’m back I’m coming back it wore off it wore off oh my God are you okay yes

Where are you I’m fine I’m fine okay we should oh this is so freaking hard to drive oh my God okay okay okay okay wow to do that okay hold up hold up wa you say we shall uh be doing three laps around the course whoever wins gets a

Game crab and some games that go along with it and as well you get a hunx hunger M let’s go okay so we’re doing a race did we all line up for the race I’m ready to go you steer let me let me give you some advice you you guys you steer

With with like looking you steer with looking your like where you look is where you’re going to go uh okay oh okay oh boy oh we’re moving we’re moving we’re moving ready oh we ready yeah go oh going we’re going we’re going I miss the Hoops already oh there we go there

We go I’m in second place I’m actually doing pretty well cutting it in you’re right behind me I feel like this is quidd from Harry Potter this is so cool look at that ooh and I got to go down okay go down oh I’m couching you

Sam no you cheated how how cheat how did they get up there so quickly you cheated oh wow gobis you literally or Gordon missed one Gordon go back laps who the hell is Gordon we have many laps I don’t remember Gordon in our class it’s three

Laps three laps I’m on my second yes all right this is my second I’m doing pretty good I’m going oh my God I’m almost in first place I’m literally almost in first can I can I punch fizzy can I punch her dude n is light you cheating pieces of human feal matter you’re

Cheating you all I’m going to I’m going to beat him like this I’m winning though I’m in first oh God damn it I was in first for a second I’m I’m in first right now you literally skipped a freaking hoop Co no I did you skipped a ho one more lap

One more lap let’s go you I on my screen it looks like you’re skipping Hoops I’m not I’m going through them I’m in first place I’m in first place no I’m in first place I’m in first place I’m literally right next to you I’m literally right

Next to you ah oh God they’re cutting they’re cutting Corners up there those guys are cheating Lighty and N are cheating all right last last lap Sam I’m going to win I’m going to win I’m going to win I’m ahead of you right now I’m landing I’m landing I’m landing I’m

Landing I’m is it Landing do wa I’m done I’m done I’m done oh I won I beat you wait wa wait Lilith Lilith chooses who won who won I have no idea who won I have no idea I landed Sam won he landed first no way no way cool me I’m wasting a

Life I’m ready to go I don’t want to lose get I’m out of here one two y s oh my God push he’s literally dead K gobis literally pushed him off that was murder wait wait kman should have like another life right he’s got a few more lives he’ll come

Back Lilith you need to resurrect K he died Lilith resurrect him L do a resurrection ‘s going to have a panic attack do a resurrection do a res she’s having a panic attack she’s having a panic attack summon him summon him she’s literally freaking out she’s going manic

She’s going full on full on manic Lilith there oh god oh Jesus she did lightning bolt did that did that bring coet back where is he did that bring him back it did it yay we did it that that’s you’re on like six lives now Co I don’t

Know why you manifested losing a life I I didn’t lose one you didn’t lose one I’m pretty sure that that definitely constitutes losing a freaking life no my eyes didn’t change so I didn’t lose one oh you CH you change eyes you get a different eye color okay well anyways

The the uh uh bell rang right I think next class okay wait wait I didn’t know that you you get a different eye color whenever you lose a life that’s interesting yeah it’s weird I used to have blue eyes that’s coolit lore oh did you really wait I didn’t notice that

Before did you actually yeah okay wait we need to go lunch not when I met you it was before I met you yeah no I think Lilith got me in time before I bit the B to totally lost to life uh let’s go down to get some so I’m still at eight I

Think okay did I die any other times I don’t know maybe you’re the one who’s got to keep track of that not me oh well I don’t really know ooh well all I have to eat are the cookies and my soup of Despair I have some F should I should I

Should I try the soup of Despair should we sit back here yeah let’s see what happens like I’m going to get real depressed it’s going to get real emo back here wait we not we’re not sitting with owl owl come sit with us freaking move

Grimus owl’s not ow hi owl do you want to watch me drink the soup of Despair oh she’s still traumatized by watching you fall TI your doom owl do you want do you want a fish yeah okay hold on I’m going to do what you do I’m going to do what you do

All right all right open wide oh he’s feeding you he’s feeding you what am I witnessing right now thank you oh I got to claim a reward wait Shai what’s my reward oh she gave me a reward don’t take it owl owl took my reward you stole it you’re a goddamn reward stealer

You’re a reward stealer okay thank you there you go okay I’ll I’ll open this later I’ll keep it as a surprise okay okay so I’m going to try out my super of Despair it’s probably going to get real emo in here are you guys ready all right

It’s going to get I’m ready wait wait should I TR the cool kids that sit in the back of the cafeteria and smoke pot in America no I don’t want to smoke do it what is what is life what is the meaning what is the meaning of life it’s

All pointless it’s all pointless and stupid life life doesn’t even matter I maybe I’m going to use up one of my lives like K used up his oh no don’t do that please you’ve only no s you’ve only got one do it I’m going to do it I’m despair right now You’ only

Got one of them what does it even matter it doesn’t even matter anymore like we’re all going to die anyways right we all going to die anyways right so I just might as well I might as well do it now I’m going to drown myself here listen to

My iPod listen to my iPod I’m playing My Chemical Romance it will make you feel better oh that does make me feel better I like my chemical makes me does def does make me feel better nothing really matters I don’t know how the song

Goes all right it wore off it wore off I I don’t want to kill myself anymore what I don’t know how this song goes I don’t listen to My Chemical room we got to go to next class we got to go to next class I die man I don’t want to live

Anymore okay gym class let’s go we going to gym okay we got got me uh sir what is this serent gay sissies s what is that word I’m dis what does it say Sergeant Sergeant I’m freaking dyslexic godamn my sergeant and okay oh that’s your line Sam

Sissies no I’m over here at the sergeants everyone picked the sergeant line ah I’ll be honest I’ll be honest you’re a I’ll be honest where’s the freaking teacher where’s the Goddamn teacher is there no teacher wait oh I see a name I see a name that’s the

Teacher Admiral M Admiral Muller oh we have where’s where’s where’s K where’s cros we we literally have a different gym teacher every single gym class it’s a different gym teacher teacher which one are you Kratos left oh interesting coming back did he get K better adventur wait wait don’t you

Remember he got killed by Thor or something he no but then he came back oh yeah okay yeah so he must be on an adventure he’s probably uh with his Boy The Boy The Boy okay what’s the class Muller welcome to uh gym class mini Cadets

Okay okay why does he look like a burn victim his face why is everyone missing an eye everyone is missing an eye there’s some kind of eye who hurt you sir there’s some kind of eye Thief you are all worthless waste of Flesh I am here to whip you all into shape okay

Then we’ll be going through the trenches in a shootout and capturing our enemy’s flag ooh okay we’re playing capture the flag and we’re doing a shootout that’s great I love guns now go change like the pieces of Filth y so we got to go change

Into to our uh we got to go into the change wait Sam you went into the Sissy’s locker room I’m going into the solders locker room it’s over here solders locker room is the Girl locker should we go the lock this is the soldiers let’s go in should I go into

The girls locker room welcome fellow soldiers it’s oh boy oh boy I think we’re in the wrong one this is not right this is not right let’s go back they labed wrong they’re labeled wrong they La it literally shows a Boy icon okay let’s get dressed but it said in

Surgeons you going to take a little bath I got to bathe real quick take c not like water uh I’m a special exception my Human Side likes water okay okay I’m going to change okay get my grimus is trying to drown me I have changed you

Have not also oh we’ve all got our outfits on look at me I’m witness my power let’s go let’s do the class now okay now head outside soldiers okay we’re heading outside we are going we are going outside we are going to do the thing ooh oh W should marching this look

At this we should do one of those like we should do like one of those Soldier marching song okay let’s do you know any yes tell me the song okay let’s do uh uh uh what is it the the the the one where they jump out of the plane uh How does

It go I don’t freaking know why am I how am I supposed to goddamn know and he ain’t going to jump no I don’t know this song how am I supposed to what a hell of a way to die gory gory what a hell of a way to are we what are

We doing are we I don’t know I’m waiting for the freaking teacher okay I found these flags in the back of an Alleyway right emo s okay what are we doing what do you tell me what we’re doing for the class what are we doing all right

Maggots I will be deciding your team captains okay oh very cool you you will get to pick every member for your team okay mhm so it’s like a One V one but team style you must lead bravely so for the whatever that is Owl me me you lead

So you’re the you’re the team captain owl and then who’s the second team captain and the rainb the rainbow team yes will be bravely led by Sam oh amazing amazing because you’re kind of ugly but I trust your skills the how is being ugly mean you’re you’re I don’t even

Understand the correlation between the fact I’m ugly okay whatever don’t question it Kon I’m trying to make logic with what the hell you’re goddamn saying you just insulted me for no reason yes pick pick me and put put me on a a team with the girl that I like the girl that

I like put us on teams okay okay okay so who gets the pick first who who who pick first get pick first iow will pick first oh yeah yeah yeah yeah pick me wait you just said that to me Co man you wanted me to pick first I’m I’m ensuring that I

Get on with the girl okay okay okay okay okay owl owl get you see the girl over there with the blue hair yeah yeah I see her she’s cool she’s cool in the name of true love pick me and then pick her yes

Yes yes I will do it I I will who’s okay do do do your first pick comment okay so I’ll do my I’ll do my first pick I’ll do my first pick I pick Katie the I pick Katie I picked Katie you’re on my team hey kumit

You I’m getting a bow I’m getting a bow I’m B okay I will you you pick I will you pick I’m not good with this thing kati’s on my team cool you’re going to shoot Katie you’re going to shoot Katie you’re going to shoot Katie she’s on my

Team I will pick your freaking teammate I I pick Nova okay I pick fizzy I will pick oh oh I need keep picking I got pick picking uh I pick uh gooy okay I pick vud I pick vud I pick Marshall I pick Prim Prim IAI I pick

Pom I pick uh Mimi I pick Gordon who the hell is Gordon I literally don’t remember a Gordon this is so that means we get Tom Tom got picked last come on Gordon you got you’re on my team Gordon I was at James birthday I don’t remember

Gordon this is so bizarre it’s like I literally don’t remember Gordon who the that tiny dog boy just bit my get away grimus you’re so freaking annoying all right let’s let’s play this game I’m going to kill kman I’m going to kill you I’m going get you Los fre lives

Going to kill both of you all right ow we need we need a we need a we need aam speech begins Inspire us owl Inspire us give us a speech okay everyone we’re going to war against the rainbow team that’s led by oh where rbow team I don’t

Know whatever flag that is over there this is embarrassing okay when do we start when do we start on my mark set go oh he’s he’s pvping me I’m I hit someone oh my God oh my God oh my God I’m actually getting hit come here Sam come

Here you little son of a o get headshotted get headshotted make the versus it’s supposed to be about love Target him Target Sam he’s being a dick yeah oh my God he’s really good at that am I hit oh I’m actually getting some good hits I’m going to get you freaking

Killed how they have shields how does Shai Shai have a goddamn Shield she’s a magician ow I’m actually going to freaking die have we lost anyone Mimi died moving in on the right I’m moving in on the right they’re pushing we’re push push push push push

Move in on them move in on them go be move move I need my teammates move in with me move in with me I’m going for the flag get Coan he’s rushing oh we got him the idiot the idiot we’re moving in guys we’re moving in swarm them swarm

Them leave no survivors get owl get the leader cut off the head cut off the head oh my God oh my God I’m actually going to die I’m actually going to die round two no you can’t come back you can’t come back that’s cheating there was no rules against it

All SP oh my God for alive ow ow run out I’m going for their flag round three you how many times have you died I’ve got nine lives baby I’m actually doing so well freaking Christ help me get goo help me get gois cat rolles get gois for me get

Gois oh I died freaking K killed me that’s bull that’s bull you have you died like four times that doesn’t count we won we won someone take their flag and win someone take their flag and win we definitely won that kum’s a cheater no I’ve got nine lives yeah you’re going

To use up all of your lives in a little gym class game no stupid did we win did we take their flag and win uh yeah looks like we have the flag fizzy has the flag over here we won ha for some reason I just I

Can’t hit fizzy for some it just it doesn’t because you’re bad it’s probably a skill issue it’s a skill issue it’s probably totally not team I declare the winner Sam’s team yay I’ve been winning everything I’ve been winning literally every single class I’ve been winning every single class dude okay what do we

Win something what what your face is disg cheating is disgusting you have homor disgusting 50 pushups I can’t oh my God that’s I ain’t doing anything okay still shooting at me what about that what about this Gordon guy the the bell ring the bell ring let’s go next class okay next wait wait

What’s the last class theater class ooh I love theater theater class is the best I love the well that teacher is so ugly and weird dude he’s like the ugliest guy theat class he is disturbingly ugly wait theater class literally is invisible how do you know what he looks

Like are you telling me that a guy like that isn’t ugly when he hides his face maybe he’s handsome maybe he’s too beautiful and he hides his face because he’s so he’s got he got an ugly personality too how do you know this well he keeps getting us though what’s this

You I don’t know he always kind of knows things about us too Sam it’s kind of weird he is a little weird he is a little I wonder who what his true identity is because he’s clearly hiding something hello class why are you all covered in arrows well because we were

Shooting each other wouldn’t you like to know ugly guy okay what are we doing for class what are we doing for class okay class today we have a special activity I’m assuming we’re doing a scene we’re going to be acting that’s literally every class we do that every class and I

Assume that you’re going to call cool mitt and ey up because that’s how that’s what you do every single time I’m going to pick my new favorite students oh see who’s the new favorite oh drum roll yay that’s what you do every time okay what are we what are we doing what

Are we doing what’s the scene do we have to get changed do you have outfits for us I actually okay oh oh they fit well okay they do I don’t know what’s the scene my boys will be acting out a scene from my favorite film uh Lan Hector just

Switched the first two letters around all right and that’s not the name of the movie that’s the name of the character Silence of the Lamb is the I don’t know this one you never why am I am I am ibor be Hannibal I want to be Hannibal Lector Silence of the hector

That’s literally not the scene am I Hannibal Lector in the scene you can be Hector I’m Hector let’s go who who’s he damn it Hannibal Hector how does he get the names wrong that’s literally not even the freaking script it’s Lecter not Hector you you freaking why am

Clarice why don’t you want to be Clarice you’re a good Clarice she’s she’s horrible in that movie what they get an Academy Award yeah but not for her Oh I thought she did a good job okay well you can show her up and do a better job you

Show her up I’m going to do a better job I’m going to be the best you know what you know what Sam what if I went and and doled myself up real quick yeah go dll yourself up you I want you to look like a Rube I want you to look I’m going

Myself up I’m going to do it he’s going to get does anybody have all right Sam I’m ready are you ready are you ready I’m all I’m all dled up here I here I come amazing oh my God they are the classic every loves to see it the most beautiful girl

In the universe that’s just glorious it’s glorious thank you Coan learn from the best Coan learn from the best we yeah you’re doing your classic draft don’t don’t Brent might be around you don’t want to accident he’s your boyfriend though yeah I guess so okay

Shall we do the scene yes uh let me get into my my stage person hello I have girl hello how that’s how you’re going to do the Clarice voice wait I thought you going to upstage the actor from the movie and your attempt is to do the Clarice voice I’m a beautiful

Woman okay do this do your bit you start the scene you start the scene all right here I go Dr Lector my name is CL Sterling may I speak with you you’re in to check Crawford’s aren’t you I can I see your ID Closer Closer please you interrupted my

Freaking line closer please I’m sorry my ID your idid is about to expire you’re not really FBI are you I am conet trainee Jack Crawford sent me a training yes I am here to learn from you h Jack must be busy chasing the new one

Buffalo Bill do you know why he called why he’s called Buffalo Bill tell me please the newspapers won’t say I’ll tell you if you look at this form okay give me the form you put you put the little form right here give me the little form here

You go put it in there pick the form there you go show me the form you could have it pretty cool uh I think it’s your line it started as a bad joke at Kansas City homicide they said this one likes the skin of the

Women he finds o why do you think this one takes their skins please thrill me with your wisdom don’t freaking interrupt my line I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry it’s exitting moreal Killers SK some sort of trophy I didn’t no because you ate yours that’s creepy amazing everyone freaking

Clap everyone clap this is the best day in my life that was such a good job everyone needs to CL so beautiful amazing recorded he refilmed it that was a he was right up my ass that hold that was weird how do I get out of here

Someone has to let me out thank you yay Beautiful film okay good job Sam and cool so Sam there there’s a lot of makeup on I I think I should just leave it on leave it on no you sure yes yeah you look great you look great you look it’s just it’s

Just cold in here I don’t that’s because the freaking dress is ripped we’ve already gone over this you know you know how sweaty that dress is where where I slap your ass where whoa okay now you have a good day class class I don’t know how I feel about that

It’s like that it’s like that that that key and peel skit Slap Ass every time I see your ass I got to slap it I got to slap it that’s touching my ass dude I got the SL I got the I got the The Slap Ass how would you feel if we slapped

Your ass Sam I mean if you had if you had a compulsion to slap my ass then I wouldn’t I wouldn’t mind cuz I understand them cheek I’d understand I would understand don’t you run from me slap my ass was that the end of the day

Yeah we went through all the classes pry get back here Sam I want my Slap Ass no don’t slap my ass from me Slap Ass me that ass have you seen that skit where he slaps everyone’s ass in the locker room no you haven’t seen ke and Peele do

You not know ke and Peele I know who ke and peel is I didn’t know there was a slap they did a whole episode about a guy who’s just addicted to slapping people’s asses it’s amazing slap slap he goes Slap Ass Slap Ass okay well that was a lovely day that

Was wait why are you what are you following us Al I don’t I don’t know were you going to were you going to come hang out with us is that you just follow us yeah we didn’t invite you oh okay but you can come you can come now feel bed

Just follow us follow but don’t touch anything don’t touch play some some game c we don’t want your girl germs on anything fly you have to fly you’re not allowed to touch the floor fly fly fly there you come on there you go let’s play some game CRA you’re kind of

Abusive yay game crap