for
e
I think he was trying to say with this
treasure I summoned
Nappa but I think he ended up putting he
end up put RPA hey Sterling what’s going
on
man oh that’s cool where’ you get that
thumbnail from I made
it so you’re defending me is what you’re
doing
what you’re in front of me with the
diamond sword yes I’m defending I was
going to do the one where I like put my
hand back
problem was like maybe not I was like
never mind no wants to join but he wants
to cause problems who wants to join what
so maybe not no his name is no oh no
wants to join he said I want to join and
cause problems I’m
like maybe
not do you need D you need my new phone
casee today I’m going to post in J oh
sweet yeah definitely do that Red
Zone for the skull oh
Jesus it may accidentally what I’m sorry
I can’t see that oh let me get let me
host the world sorry I’ve been haven’t
done this maybe accidentally for us too
what do you mean for us
to hello oh yeah I saw I’m not ready yet
apparently it’s a lot of like sweetness
to it what are you talking about it’s my
aunt’s birthday today so my dad was
going to give me a cupcake that had um
like caramel on it or something and I
didn’t want it right now because it’s
way too sweet I tried the little like
the piece of caramel off of it and my
God I still taste it lights keeps
meowing in my channel what do I do about
this yeah lights does that too just meow
I don’t how I don’t know how to feel
about what do I do about this might
accidentally bring lure to the base and
also so I can’t hear anyone else oh crap
okay oh wow you’re such a bad streamer
dude you should just give up
no I have two audios I have two separate
audios I have my normal audio and then I
have my gaming audio I only use my
gaming one whenever I’m like solo Oh
yeah because makes the it makes the
audio sound better yeah oh definitely at
least for like on stream it sounds
normal i d is acting more like an old
man like he doesn’t understand
technology
anymore bro I mean bro plays darkers
literally the oldest game in
existence I used to make video games for
a coding class you understand I know
about my fair share of code I know how
to open up your own browser and make you
type something that you didn’t want to
type oh yeah you know what I can make
[ __ ] because I can eat and my body
produces poop so take that e no play
better than any code you can write your
code take a [ __ ] I don’t think so dude
no said yeah I can hear the other guy oh
wow
rude doesn’t he know I made the Discord
no you mean I made the Discord don’t
even try you made you created the
Discord I end up making it how’s it
going glad you guys are
here yes I do want to check out beat see
the beat and baloney song please I’m not
going to sing the meat and baloney song
that is a oh my God that’s a [ __ ]
sick phone case holy [ __ ] dude dude my
game is laging from it rendering in
everything I like it a lot lights okay
so who all here has watched my SEO
video I did actually and I actually
enjoyed it I love seeing you get kicked
around dude I [ __ ] dude the way that
[ __ ] drop kicked me at that one
part pissed me off so bad it’s not oh my
God I was ready to oh
I was so mad I up my um I also increased
my thing my
backpack so we need to do that also I
figured out I figured out we need lots
of leather because that’s like the only
way to actually like increase our
backpack size okay so we need horses are
we going to start the skull thing today
are we going to go down to the base if
we can if we get diamond armor and go
over there honestly that’s up to you I
I’m fine with
it I think we could but at the same time
it’s very risky also where did you go to
the mountains no I took off to the
Villager Outpost to see if they had any
horses and they do I killed one of them
already
okay mayor may not have forgot that you
posted that video it’s all right you
don’t have to watch it if it’s okay I
was just [ __ ] with you
guys I
was SEC video Yeah was stupid segma I
thought it was going to do so well cuz
as soon as I posted it like literally
within the next 10 minutes it was
already at four views and then it
literally didn’t move until uh till this
morning it stagnated at it stagnated at
four views and I was like what I’ve had
videos like that there’s videos where
like they’ll hit like 20 sub or like 20
20 uh views and then like there’s like
my other videos that hit like four yeah
and those are like the well edited
videos too and it makes me so angry
because I’m like really I put so much
work into this like it’s always the
videos that like I don’t edit that
people watch the most I’m like are you
you serious yeah I mean I didn’t even do
a lot of did you find any leather cuz I
can’t find any I have five leather on me
so okay well can you hand me a
p back yeah I I’ll give it to
you all right PE it for back at the base
by the way where you at um I am off
surrounding but I’ll come back actually
can you hand me two pieces I free and
forgot I made the crafting upgrade no
yeah I can make you a crafting upgrade
and exchange I was
have the okay well I just need two
pieces yeah peaked at 4 and then um I
woke up this morning cuz I checked it
last night before I went to bed cuz I
was like oh man it’s still at 4: maybe
everybody just doesn’t want to watch it
I woke up to 17 I was like yes watch it
it’s great yes I finally I finally
started recording like two separate
instances of OBS so I can move my face
cam however I want during the editing
process and it just makes
so much better it just it looks it looks
better I notic that like you moved your
face cam during like the cut scene I
don’t know why I moved it away so you
could see it so you could like see more
an AI YouTuber that takes no effort by
the Creator gets thousand more views
dude that’s the one thing that’s always
kind of pissed me off is I saw a video
like a short and stuff on
YouTube and it was like you know like a
million likes and I was like oh my God
what is this and you know what it is
it’s a little
kid with a green screen watching a video
that went viral on Tik Tok and you have
no idea he’s there until the last bit
and he just pops his little face up and
then it’s done 3 million views or three
two million likes whatever for a little
kid who just screen recorded and popped
his face in at the last second I’m like
what what are you talking about yeah
that’s kind of why I started going doing
live streams Live in Chile cuz wanted
people to like see like like the fullon
like reaction time of like what exactly
happens instead of me just like snipping
it down to size he was saying um he said
that they watch it because they get to
see people having raw fun and no editing
shown I’m like that makes sense what are
you talking about because I try I start
doing that now yeah I mean I like
streaming I love streaming it takes away
all the editing that I have to do and I
can inter I’ve always wanted to do
streaming because I love immediate
feedback to from people
she’s lying no I really do I love
immediate feedback I hate having to go
through the editing process and then
like wait you know two days for a video
to get like a comment just for me to be
like hey thank you how are you doing
like well that’s kind of weird and then
they never respond yeah then they’re
like this guy responded to me [ __ ]
block
report that yeah this is why I hate
green screen so do I dude I’ve seen like
five of those videos within like the
past week of just there was also
well dude green screen kids are the
worst it was green screen kid they get
clout bro they get so many subscribers
just by putting their face in the bottom
left hand corner I’m like dude you’re
[ __ ] six and you have all these put
down your bag and let’s go to sleep all
right Riz training
order R training
order D I
need dude I got stung by a bee earlier
bro and now my finger hurts
it’s like my left pointer finger it
sucks if you’re actually going to make
it’s the key that I it’s the finger that
I use to click D so whenever I click
down on D it hurts oh when you click
down on your
D ow
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ow I like how the damage indicator just
showed if you’re going to make content
do something that’s actually serious
that’s why I hate reaction content
creators I wanted to do like little
little reactions like uh well not
reactions I would say more like I I kind
of want to do like a cringe reaction
because I feel like that would be
funny but like if I made my entire
Channel around reactions yeah I hate
that kind of [ __ ] if you’re just like a
one off or two off reacting to something
and you otherwise other than that you
make your own content like we
do I don’t see that’s like that’s fine
yeah but if you’re like you’re entire
channel is based off green like I’ll
never do a green screen
obviously oh heck no dude bro the day
you catch me doing a green screen is the
day that like I’m like not even a person
anymore and I got cloned oh you I
thought you already
were wait no wait a
minute wait a second let me go way over
the hell over here oh there’s Village oh
yeah I’m going to TP over here at least
give credit to the videos yeah in cring
videos I could definitely provide well
the thing what I was going to
do is I was going to watch the videos
with the like if it was on Tik Tok it
has the creators stuff on it already
because it’s directly from it and that’s
what I was going to do cuz I you know
I’ll give credit all day long I’m not
going to take their content but like I
just I love reacting to them because
they just I physically feel like I’m
going to like rip something out of my
body that I shouldn’t rip out
if that makes sense excuse me yeah
basically what should I get rid of
spider eye or rabbit
hide oh I have seeds in my pockets I
don’t need
that thanks for the Leather by the way
oh yeah F do take that that shows some
cringey ass videos and adds to skeleton
following me at the end that I would
love to do those I would like to do it I
don’t know if I can because I don’t know
the like ramifications of like what you
can and can’t do on there but hey red
come here what is that you want okay
wait red okay A Child all what sorry I’m
killing a kid I need a question I what
my bad Fred I need an I need a question
answered okay you need me to come over
there do you want no I’m asking do you
want your backpack to be able to craft
stuff in or do you want a bigger storage
for your
backpack uh probably bigger storage I
can make bigger storage I have a
crafting table on me at all times
anyways so no I have the little like
stamp that you need to make the little
crafting all right if you come back I’ll
have your stuff ready all right I’m
going to kill this um I don’t even
really need to kill this guy but I will
just
because oh but then you need oh wait uh
while you’re out go ahead and grab some
leather because you’re going to need it
do that okay I’ll look for some I was
going to kill this
um Iron Golem but we already have way we
have more than enough iron
already um I’m not seeing anything near
me that gives off any of that so I’m
just going to come
up okay I’m going to set this as my
weight I can make this it’s just how
much do I
have not enough okay whatever oh yeah
here you
go if you have a piece of leather then
you need that in order to be able to
upgrade your
backpack oh yeah I already had one of
these oh
well now you have another one oh yeah
[ __ ] um let me just do this up real
quick and then all
right just do this why did you just Dro
me
I didn’t mean to drop you anything but I
dropped something something I dropped
something so I can put my bag down on
the ground cuz my bag oh your string
Jesus my what 64
string no I only had
two well now there’s 64 oh [ __ ] oh God
okay yeah so how do I do this up so much
for one piece of stream all right so you
need one piece of leather one or your
backpack and and that upgrade you need
to put inside the crafting bench what
did you just drop feathers I don’t have
any leather can you give me
one I have two but I need those for
something oh yeah no whenever you need
it it’s fine but when I need it yeah I
get I’ll go find you leather here I I’ll
do it I’ll do it I’ll do it my goddamn
I’ll do it my [ __ ] self how about
that you’re such a whiny
baby I got it R hold
I just like fly
away soon we’ll be able to do that
hopefully yeah we should find some Le
pill drop no I’m gonna do it don’t you
worry about me Fam I’m already at where
I’m at I don’t know where it is but I’m
here there is no cows or horses around
here there’s zombies out here for some
reason but no nothing else squid
cat all I heard was you’re just go and
then
lost
Pig I is like a horse or a cow and then
I can hello cow I see you over here I’m
going to teleport right on top of you oh
I guess I went a little too
high up [ __ ] thank
you can you guess what he gave me
not what I
wanted he gave you just beef yeah he
just gave me beef oh thanks totally
needed that I need to make a chest oh
dude I look like a samurai
man oh my goodness and it’s better than
iron
baby I look goofy I know but chill out
I’m not not even looking at you that
makes you feel any
better well
look what am I doing here you
ready what look at this
transformation sorry I’m not looking I
don’t know why I made
that chill I’m trying to get my [ __ ]
what do you think of the armor C uh it
looks great what does it look like
trying to free up some space so I can do
this
[ __ ]
Buble that in there I’ll test you seven
rotten flesh in payment for hitting
you oh you just I know you won’t let it
happen again so let’s just keep it at
that all right look look oh you look
like a you know what you look like you
look like a chicken like a rooster with
that helmet
on look like a rooster okay hey I’m
sorry to bum your balls but you know you
look like a freak did you just say bum
my
balls you’re gonna what to my huh sorry
to sorry to bust your balls
man okay don’t worry about it did you
hear that um wait did you hear that
Turkish quandel Dingle got a
res that was a real person hey proy
how’s it going man what I excuse me it’s
Sterling I don’t know what he’s talking
about but I believe him wa you don’t
like Sterling no he just says random
[ __ ] [ __ ] out of nowhere that has no
context or
anything Sterling you’re more than
welcome to join balls your bus like what
you’re GNA balls My bust sorry to he
ball my how we get two blast furnaces
and another furnace I have those in my
inventory that I need to jump out oh a
lot of horses [ __ ] yeah I’m going to
kill the [ __ ] out of you
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you oh yeah
leather how much leather do I
need no Sigma Sigma ball buster 42 oh
okay how’s your through
now excuse me how’s my what how’s
what no we’re not getting into the brain
rot [ __ ] again
today we’re not doing it I can’t handle
the bra Rod again okay how do I how do I
do this all what do we got to do we need
to go bu I need to no I need to upgrade
my thing you said it’s the iron thing uh
yeah you go into this little smithing
table right here and then you um oh
smithing table you put the yeah and then
you put the uh the backpack the iron or
not the iron yeah the iron upgrade and
the piece of leather and then you get an
upgraded
backpack and then gold is next and then
I think it’s Emerald then diamond and
then that’s it okay sweet all
right no it’s Diamond then netherite and
then the crafting upgrade or you can add
the crafting up upgrade whenever you
need it to skon no I am gonis my bad
Wiki possessed me that’s fair throat
how’s my throat my throat’s fine I
haven’t is this a weird joke I can’t
tell I haven’t had anything wrong with
my throat so I’m scared of what you mean
by
that um my apples I need my wood good
I’m keep this on
me these
um I need we need more food for
sure well you want to go hunting or do
you want to go mining yes we need
diamonds how do
I oh and probably some more iron yeah we
definitely need no we do not need any
more
iron why you have a lot of iron dude I
have two stacks still of iron I don’t
think we need that oh I’ve been like
I’ve been using my iron for stuff yeah
you haven’t yeah we’re going to sleep
all right I guess we’re gonna go mine
for diamonds then since we need diamonds
to make better armor once we get diamond
armor I think that’s whenever we can
actually go to like the skull place and
not die definitely yeah I’m definitely a
gooner don’t worry guys I goon all the
time some call me the king of
gooning please shut
up okay okay um
God hey what the
[ __ ] you ass hey shut up what do you
want me to do sit here in silence while
my while viewers stare at me while I’m
doing nothing I got at least be
entertaining they probably like staring
at you I doubt it St Sterling where did
you teleport to a Pillager
Outpost God what are you obsessed with
me jeez let me live my life no I thought
we were going to go mining I told you
you can go you can go do that I’m gonna
get food and then I’ll meet up with you
later because we need food bad okay well
then I’m going to go get food what the
[ __ ] I’m getting food for both of us you
go mining that’s literally what I just
said I’m getting food oh so okay well
I’ll I’ll just go [ __ ] myself I
guess that’s the one thing I hate about
Minecraft is when I feel like I
everything I do is for no
reason it is for a reason I’m sorry some
turtles on the shore if you want to you
can go kill them no don’t get food do
they want find out no yeah sure uh I
knew you going red confessed we got him
boys but of course who isn’t gooning
when watching red
stream I only Edge I don’t bust dude
what is gooning bro I need to know
gooning is no I hear everyone in my
school say that they’re gooning and I
don’t know what that
means I’ll leave it to Sterling I think
of Moon I think of like the henchman
from
Spider-Man no um it’s a it’s kind of
like edging it’s a lot like edging
actually it’s kind of the same thing
Jesus uh I’ll let Sterling explain it
Sterling I don’t think I want Sterling
to explain it you want Sterling to
explain gooning to you I promise I don’t
think I Sterling such fools cannot
comprehend of goon injur she being
released for me right now oh my God oh
my God he said if I bust now it’ll be
Nagasaki all over
again oh yeah Liv it’s just an extreme
form of
edge oh wait cool Damian’s on isn’t that
uh
Chile that’s Chile yep okay I thought so
oh [ __ ] hey Jill whenever you join the
skull isn’t going to be like already
like starting
yet so just letting you know also you
got to invite him if you want him to
join oh right I haven’t yet have I oh no
we haven’t even invited what’s his name
because he didn’t want to or he wasn’t
on yet uh oh yeah
Wiki yep wow you forget our friend
Wiki’s name don’t worry Wiki I’d never
forget trying remember I was trying to
see if I could remember his actual name
but I don’t think he told us his actual
name I call you Zach from time to time
who the [ __ ] is Zach has he told us his
actual name I don’t even know I don’t
think
so um Today class we will learn the
difference between gooning and edging so
you don’t get confused goon right now
son of a [ __ ] guys qu call I would call
you Z but I can’t because then that’s
too similar to
D yeah I had a conversation myself in
the shower earlier not today but I think
yesterday and I was like I wonder why I
call him D and I was like it just makes
more sense because I don’t I don’t feel
like saying your full name of either one
and I was like oh I could call him Dom
torto but some people just call me Dom
that’s that’s why some would just call
me dumb I thought about it but I just
like saying D’s just rolls better off
the tongue or you can say rolls better
on the tongue oh yeah I bet yeah I bet
it does roll good on the tongue huh R
get it like a
dick ability to search and go to images
no oh [ __ ] we hit 270 oh [ __ ] who
subscribed man I wish my notifications
worked more whoever subscribed thank you
very much streamlabs notifications
really don’t work
they like work every once in a while the
only thing that streamlabs is good for
me for is to like see chat and be able
to like actually figure out like what’s
going
on
definitely they’re um trying to get them
to like send you a notification like the
last one I have is money tips from three
days ago and then before that was 10
days
ago what is that is that a
dragon is that the Grim
Reaper Sterling
oh my God I own a samurai I just got the
notification of my pH I own a
samurai huh red I own a samurai you own
a
samurai he’s like a dog that’s kind of
racist he looks like a he looks like a
dog but he is like a lion or something
what are you talking
about I don’t know it’s called a kamanu
and there’s more we’ve been Ming with
those haven’t we I own another
dog oh can I not three of them I want
three of them I want five of them can I
not cook food in a blast furnace I own
three of them wasn’t me oh really
Sterling it wasn’t
you I three kumanu look at that
[ __ ] not Sterling though let me
get thatu or whatever the heck it’s
called damn are you gonna focus’s the
Tanuki what’s the Tanuki anyways it’s
you Sterling no I will not concentrate
anymore not you I’m what what are you
talking about concentrate you talking to
me oh I thought you said D can you
concentrate I said no no said uh I’m
excited because I have I have newly
found pets you hear that guys Samurai
are pets damn those are
humans you want me no it’s not it’s
actually a dog canceling they look like
lions they look like sun Lions I’ve
killed like four of those things Al I’m
killing this
Tanuki get him sick them sick
them you see how he talks to people like
they’re animals cancel D today
cancel cancel D was just trying to start
a champ my
chat about to yep probably just going to
yeah where are
you I’m on top of the mountain in the
flower biome or that giant thing that
has like a bunch of like yellow Speckles
on it oh the one right next to us or the
big
one the there you are yeah I see you oh
hey yeah this was my next idea look at
them
yeah you know yeah I’ve killed a few of
these
already yeah and I I now own three of
them yeah I’m gonna kill them I now own
three of these guys if you do they will
all attack you and I don’t know how much
damage they do so they can’t do [ __ ]
against me sir I am literally him
anyways I’m GNA I wanted to punch you
but I just now remember that my dogs
would just attack you so I probably
shouldn’t do that yeah if you want your
dogs to still be alive you shouldn’t do
that all right they’re all going to stay
on kamanu island I’m I’m officially
naming This kamu Island open mouth I
don’t want to open my mouth anymore
since you just said you’re going to
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goon all right where are we going um are
we gooning or are we just mining we need
to go M no we need to go cook we need to
go cook we need to cook yeah I’m
cooking let me cook dude I’m cooking so
hard right
now oh I left iron in here that’s why I
don’t have another
that’ll do
it that’ll get you son that will do it
all right I’m gonna start wearing my
steel
armor oh yeah baby okay so how do I make
steel answer so okay I have an answer
all right so you put iron in blast
furnace not like raw iron like actual
like full-on ingot in Blast Furnace it
only works inside blast furnace it will
not work inside normal furnace I just
tried it earlier
okay so it goes as fast as a furnace
whenever you put iron in it so be
warning about that so it’s going to take
a
while it’ll take a few minutes yeah okay
I put 51 in there for like for like 10
pieces it should take like at least like
two minutes come outside we ain’t about
to goon you I’m just going to see like
four guys out there with like unbuckled
uh belts and just be like wait a minute
you guys stay the hell out
there you better goon out there you’re
not gooning in here
why am I talking about this what did you
guys why are you guys making me talk
about this I may need to
relog what’s
that right I’m gonna reog I don’t know
what that is but
okay I’m gonna leave and I’m gonna join
back the mood is back lights hey buddy
sometimes I wish I could moderate you
red now why would you want to do that
I’m a pretty I’m I’m a pretty PG guy you
know I watch what comes out of my mouth
and what goes
in my most of my messages aren’t getting
moderated either lights is gone or I’ve
been a good
boy I think you’ve been doing good
Sterling I I’ll give you that one you’ve
been doing good I’m not going to say
you’ve
been oh man I spoke too soon he didn’t
he said he was typing that before lights
came
back it’s so
[Laughter]
funny H this is the [ __ ] we’re getting
kid stop fooling around this is what I’m
getting
chat hey red you might want to make a
smoker don’t tell me what to
do cuz I’m now cooking my food at Mack
10 speed oh you’re cooking right
now Jesse we need to
cook can I please
um no yes okay okay sweet no I only need
one uh yeah no okay you need five I got
Ito no bloop uh bloop no bloop blo no no
no guys he’s being mean to
me
no no okay I need
to you ready for this D uh you not
ready uh I don’t blame you it’s GNA be
pretty
scary let me get my my legs oh yeah and
my my
feet yeah and then please shut up and
then look at me [ __ ] I look so
much cooler than you I
want look how cool I
look look how cool I look guys
I would but I’m looking at crafting
recipes wow didn’t ask look how cool
this is you said look at me and I said
no I said guys I’m talking about my
friends not you I’ve got a katana on my
side oh yeah I don’t know what an is but
I want it sorry uh invite me Pooky oh do
you want Chile to come
in sure sorry jul chili and um oh wait
make Liv and chili or
a recording peeps on Discord that way
you can join our uh thing I forgot about
that I can’t you have to do it I
remember you can make people rolls I
gave you that perm I gave you that perm
sir don’t you come in here acting like
you’re some cool
guy can you do it please how do I do
this just click on his name and then
there should be like a little like thing
like says like add roll and then like
you just add it to his rooll oh rolls
okay and then and you said recording
peeps okay all right uh you should be
able to join the recording oh my God
queso open your mouth I have a burger
where do you see queso at I swear to God
this thing is freaking massive holy
[ __ ] where’d you find that it’s called
an
odachi I combined it with my Scythe it
was two uh steel ingots and I combined
it with my scthe it got rid of like man
I still haven’t asked
four got like
of um attack speed but it still has the
same damage and I think it has more
Jesus
ow wakashi hey that did like no damage
almost
what Ohi oh you got the odachi what the
[ __ ] is oh ODI I see it I’m G to
probably which one do I want oh I want
the
[ __ ] I don’t know how to make like
any of these other uh the OB flame I
don’t know what the hell that is oh we
got to have a oh spe stor Jesus
Christ this is the katana that we
have netherite
Katana
ni all right I need to stop I’m get
canell God I wish
all right dick not like I’m going to use
that or anything but whatever you can
have it it’s not like it’s mine no [ __ ]
me I
guess God oh my God R you’re such a
baby cry about
it I got an I got an eye of cuz I looked
at it no actually I didn’t look at it I
just [ __ ] punched
it watch me use my Ain’t No Way hold up
I got to install beta you got to be a
beta about the SC is streaming hello I
think I just increased my range on this
weapon oh
crap nice okay can you hit it oh you’re
the one to say that when you swung twice
and missed both times but yeah no I
can’t hit it I hit it twice you
literally didn’t I don’t know who the
[ __ ] kind of screen you’re looking at
unless you’re unless you’re playing this
[ __ ] on a [ __ ] what are those the
Game Boy screen you didn’t hit [ __ ] my
boy
ni guys can we cancel um
D
wow just canc you know what you know you
know what buddy oh you know what you
know what
buddy I got the damage indicator from
the
ow guys he’s still talking why is he
doing truce truce truce truce truce what
you mean truce I haven’t done
anything oops no
oh all right I’m gonna go to
sleep
tick so how was your guys days how was
your how was everybody’s days how was
your guys’s days yeah I [ __ ] that one
up didn’t
I Chile’s uh becoming a beta that’s kind
of weird Chile you can also join the
recording
um Discord chat oh did you add him yeah
I added him a while ago just wanted to
say it again okay in case you didn’t
hear
me
uh oh my God guys we’re sleeping through
this
night thank you Jesus Christ
oh nice that I’m looking at this Ender’s
eyes and he has no idea I’m doing it oh
he’s I can’t look his are you gooning
right now I’m gooning so hard
oh
[ __ ] hey bud what you
do no oh God he got me oh crap
ah
nice red he’s
standing n nice I wonder if I can throw
a shuriken at him hold on wait hold on
wait let him come towards me
let oh my God he freaking stepped in the
water like an idiot no a I
missed [ __ ] nce
shut up ni he’s got five
Hearts oh my God wait this actually has
like so much range shove wheat up his
what what are we shoving up uh
apparently we’re shoving wheat up
somewhere on oh I can pick up the
shurikens
how look
watch how’d you do it is it just because
it’s you eat yeah I think it’s cuz I
threw it I think it’s cuz I threw it I
was like [ __ ] you I’m not eating [ __ ] oh
thanks yeah eat the sh again you can’t
throw it at me though otherwise it gets
used well obviously silly
goose um that’s the
village I want to go explore more of the
map I’m going to go do that you go mine
hello here I’m going to give you some
iron and then you can make yourself some
armor what do you mean I already did and
whatever else you want have you giving
him iron Oh I thought you were talking
to me I was like did you not see my
armor so cool come here come here come
here 36 iron right
here you’re only G him 30
Dam I have evolved my final form Damen
ran off I guess he doesn’t want the iron
domain expansion Eternal skoi Jesus
Christ
yes I’m sorry I’ll
stop Co Damian
20 okay there you go I op I oped you
uh
Chile can you go mine can you go do
something useful while I get food I’m
waiting for you I told you to go do it
while I get more
food one of us has we already have food
we’re going to run out we have to eat it
no we’re
not commit
die die oh look you said see
it what the thing the big thing the uh
place that has the
totems hold on wait I want to come see
you know the Woodland mansion
that oh wait there’s a woodland Mansion
yeah shut
up oh no I hit
him no one can know he gave me a map no
he didn’t he gave me a straw
hat he [ __ ] straw crazy kid how
are you is lying if config isn’t
modified the skull cord isn’t even that
bad honestly oh can you show us that
trick that thick cucumber in your fridge
I’m going to try I don’t know what
you’re talking
about I don’t know what a cucumber a
kakumba is but I do not where’s the’s
where’s this Woodland mansion that you
speak of just TP to me you’ll find it
y oh my God he’s being racist again guys
meain expansion I’m sorry that you don’t
that does not mean that hey yeah it does
you don’t know more like oh my God you
be in here I well yeah I’m [ __ ] in
here exploring why what did you think I
was just going to do just look at it
from the outside not
a that’s probably
why oh [ __ ] these guys
Hurt No I thought they
tickled you were died to a
Vex I’m sorry at least I’m [ __ ] doing
something holy [ __ ] that
hurts I teleported to
damany H you got
that I gotta go mining like you
said I got to go mining like you said
hey I’mma tickle you Destroyer that’s
scary bro oh yeah suck my dick you can
join VC by the way you you can join the
recording VC by the way if you want to
talk to us he probably is he probably
just isn’t talking you know how he is oh
yeah that’s right I forgot yeah he
usually does sorry he doesn’t talk too
much oh I got a totem of D make it seem
like a bad thing [ __ ] yeah baby oh yeah
buddy let’s go somebody somebody pinched
me I’m kissing wait a minute
what um someone pitched me I’m kissing I
enact the sacr command Exile throw D
in in a domain expansion I can’t tell
you what it says
you’ll be angry what does it say can’t
tell
you say it oh my girlfriend just told me
I got my 90day uh evaluation turns out
I’m just [ __ ] at my
job that’s
sad then why are you laughing
at cuz it’s funny excuse me no I’m just
kidding where did I die at oh [ __ ]
that’s the oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh bro I
think that’s a
Vindicator I think that’s a
[Music]
Vindicator ah you love me you love
MEAP oh I’m dead oh hey I can hear uh
chil yeah he talks from time to time I
don’t remember asking you specifically
but God are not good bro I’m just saying
why I don’t know the UI is just bad and
the way you upgrade them is kind of just
weird when in previous versions you
don’t need to upgrade them what are you
talking
about he talking about tr’s backpack
being bad oh yeah also I think like 90%
of my new armor just ended up like dying
in
lava my pants and my boots survived my
chest plate and helmet died can you send
us that red Mo’s better than women pause
you guys know what I’m about oh probably
not the best that
you
[ __ ] no my odachi died oh my
God why do my pickax have to motherucker
dude can I please just get my [ __ ]
story
perhaps I have to just no my old is dead
it died in the lav
I heard a bunch of things just burn in
the lava and surprisingly my half my
armor survived and then my freaking
um what was it my uh sword is now gone
my
ODI are you ins out of a cave
Daman [ __ ] Okay I’m tping to you
real
quick I got to smell more ores
is just like PR like you think it’s
cheatting I don’t care for it I mean
I’ll I mean I’ll turn it on from time to
time but I prefer to play with it off we
died a
lot well I died because I ended up just
digging down too far anime we 100% he’s
an anime weave dude has never seen I’m
kid go ahead and say it why do I have an
ocelot Travelers
backpack because of me oh is this yours
oh okay that makes sense I had a totem B
I was the one who got it so it’s fine
fair you okay
buddy I don’t even know how to use this
map
though
what how does this
work that’s how works okay yeah you can
just kind of like teleport wherever we
decided to keep this since we enjoy
doing this as well so we have at least
something to balance it out what do you
mean
oh yeah right I forgot I said
that
ithy
Katana they’re just [ __ ] looking at
me I get it a I tried sniping you with
my shuriken and it it didn’t work I
missed oh no that’s a skill issue
bro not entirely sure what to do
here I’m realizing that the shuriken
sounds exactly like the whenever you
throw
it so they don’t have to add
new that’s all I [ __ ] hear from these
[ __ ] get wait from me you stole
my steel found more [ __ ] yeah yeah
buddy that if I kill you right now
you’ll drop steel
no can I get out of this I guess I can
at some point oh there’s the entrance
sweet get [ __ ]
I don’t even remember what 90% like
totally
Lim Wiki sick yeah we
know he says he has like some sort of
like stomach virus or something I don’t
know he doesn’t even sound sick but I’m
going to Pi his word for
it well even so School kind of gets in
the way of things so I don’t blame him
only if you don’t know what you’re doing
really busy with
up okay he does I’m gonna just like
teleport randomly to like some random
location hope that I can find like
horses or
cows because I need more leather cuz my
freaking OD she
died I lost all my wood has so much oh
cow two cow three cows
I think I have to take a big old
dump again what do you mean again I
haven’t taken a [ __ ]
today since I’ve been home you that’s
fair yeah yeah four cows not since I’ve
been home I need to go
home well at least leave the game
running just get somewhere box up and
you’ll be all right no I meant like I
need to go get like d this is the
ship I need food
bad why I thought you said you had food
I did and then I died I got a [ __ ] I’ll
be back in a second yeah yeah watch brow
take your camera with you okay guys you
guys want to you guys want to watch me
take a
[ __ ] no they said prably not hey they
said it not me hey uh do you recognize
the name
enenra can’t say I do is it racist okay
no it’s just something that’s on the
mini map and I don’t know what it is and
it kind of makes me think it’s that
spider lady thing that you said was like
hurting you a lot in the cave all right
well uh I’ll continue this conversation
in a second I’m about to [ __ ] my pants
so okay okay sweet oh my God I have to
[ __ ] Red’s always pooping on stream that
is true I gotta [ __ ] okay it’s not my
fault that my body needs The Expelled D
Shi probably oh it’s 100% oh it’s 100 %
your
fault God I’m such a good friend to
him all right uh let’s see I need two
gold
nuggets two leather and some
sticks ah how do I make the
handle three nuggets one stick and two
leather two
leather did you just steal his food no I
found some stuff by a pill person oh oh
yeah you found stuff
buddy it’s not like you did Al why
didn’t you take my offer on the iron
okay well I accidentally hit you okay
well
oh my shield died too that’s
great man I suck at aiming bro
especially whenever it
lags these swords are so expensive yeah
they
are cost me like an arm and a leg just
to be able to upgrade the dang
thing but they’re nice I got to give it
that
well I have enough steel do you want
um do you want a chest plate or do you
want a sword I already have
boots well what do you want I don’t
care you don’t care okay well then
you’re getting the sword
three
nuggets you think sound is a bit loud
okay well then I’ll turn down the sound
here in a minute
Katana or
ODI ODI has more damage but it doesn’t
do it doesn’t it has like 4% attack
speed gone a katana does less damage
like seven damage but it has two attack
speed I’m just going to give you a
katana and two pieces of Steel
because that’s all it takes to upgrade
it to an ODI can I have uh two iron
please like actual like generic iron
yeah sure three
iron okay for some reason the uh from
Divine Weaponry the katanas are like
better than those katas in every way
except for like attack I just like these
ones because I just like these ones
because they look
cool that’s
fair that they still do as good damage
as like a sword I’m a very fast [ __ ]
so if that makes you guys feel any
better yeah I don’t think I’d rather
hear you say that um so I don’t know how
these ones are actually better in every
way the iron one does eight damage I
mean I know the diamond one’s better and
the netherite too but so I was on
my anyways continue before I can speak I
guess well you I was actually talking
first I’m about to
die and I so want to hit you right now
and just kill you but I won’t I’ll be
nice where did all your food go by the
way dude I told you I died and it’s
gone the Epic Samana is so much
durability the Samurai Katana uhuh
anyways I saw this meme on Instagram
while I was taking a big old poop how do
you check
durability and you know what I I deaf in
them I can’t [ __ ] stand to hear his
voice anyways my meme that I saw it was
really funny I think it was like a
grinder uh conversation or it was a it
looked like grinder I mean it looked
like Tinder um anyways uh so so it was
like obviously one of those
conversations it was like hey do you
want to go on a date with me it was
really funny because he said do you want
to go on a date with me to my
cousin’s um what is that thing
circumcision and the other person was
like like damn I love a casual uh date
he was like oh it’s going to be super
casual this is like the fourth one damn
thing keeps growing back that oh my God
that [ __ ] was so
funny like he keeps growing back you’ve
had four of
these oh
[ __ ]
no it’s
coming where okay I got go
home all right actually wait why did I
do that why don’t I just turn on my my
master volume it wasn’t even a Reddit
story that’s the funny thing it was just
a straight meme I had to mute dein so I
could tell my [ __ ] story because Mr
blabber over shut the hell
up well I’m sorry no I’m not telling you
anymore can you come help me get my
stuff back D oh Dam it no cuz you said
I’m apparently Mr blabber mouth
it’s not it’s not a bad thing to be a
blabber mouth it’s okay that you talk a
lot it’s good for streaming you got it
buddy so you’ll come help
me uh I don’t remember saying that I
have Spirit Stone to collect buddy you
have
what Spirit Stone it’s something that we
need for certain crafting recipes oh hey
uh here’s your OT back by the way
my also lot back not you I wasn’t
talking to you since you want to be me
and not help me [ __ ] I’ll go help you
what do you need I need to go we need
you need to teleport to the location
though so I can telep to so I can
teleport back to you okay give me like 5
Seconds okay
TP oh
[ __ ] I’m not spawning into like
a I spawn into the death trap you didn’t
spawn in it you walked in it so that’s
your fault uh but if you could just get
them to like run away from there God I
think I’m dead I’m dead oh man why’ you
I don’t have a shield anymore mine
burned why’d you go off and die like
that oh
[ __ ] oh hey stop moving so I can
actually
tort a great I’m dead thanks man you why
did you spawn on me I literally didn’t
say anything because I can’t teleport
anywhere else but you yes you can
there’s a oh that’s your [ __ ] I would
teleport right on top of the building
you can just do
it good lure them away from my things
ah well could you do it too domain
expansion twist is wiener red I see your
stuff you need to just grab it so he can
get out of
here and I think I know our issue is
these dang evokers yeah yeah I think I
know our issue too they keep killing us
baby let’s go oh [ __ ] nuts oh [ __ ]
nuts get juked idiot die you missed
idiot I got my I got my helmet yes no
give me the tot give me the totem put
the totem in my hand put the totem in my
hand I’ll die but I won’t even care cuz
I got absorption baby oh I’m
dead well how that work
out it actually kind of worked out
pretty good liar cuz I killed off two of
the evoker but at the same time it
costed me those um I got your steel
helmet by the
way why I ran to try and get my stuff
and I got some of your stuff so I
thought okay well hey if it makes you
feel any better I got your one of your
things everything else is still there
hey if it makes you feel any better I
need my stuff to be able to fight off
these
guys oh so now you’re in my these stupid
vexes are just going to keep killing me
and waste my armor
dur oh God and there’s another one
come back here [ __ ] [ __ ]
shoot NES they’re [ __ ] chasing the
[ __ ] out of me oh get juked idiot red
please go grab your things what do you
think I’ve been trying to do that’s why
I called you to help not grabbing your
things oh yeah let me go with the
[ __ ] 900 vexes and try to
grab you see what happens when I listen
to D nothing good it’s either you slap
it on Peaceful or something oh yeah I
may end up having to do
that it’s a good idea oh I just saw you
running by oh that’s a great idea uh hey
could you run the other way
okay oh thanks man just slap it on
Peaceful oh okay yeah I’m going to have
to slap it on
Peaceful um how do I do that again oh
difficult there we go okay difficulty
set to hard
oh Jesus
Christ oh here’s all my stuff I was
wondering where this part was oh here’s
all my
stuff where’s my helmet helmet I died I
don’t know where the [ __ ] is
at you said you had it I did and then I
died do you not understand how death
Works where did you die in here
obviously go down to the very first
floor it’s down there in here oh now
you’re now being a dick you heard you
should have heard what I said so I’m
being mean because I’m not going I’m not
going to repeat what I said I told you
where it’s at told you exact location
too downstairs at the back downstairs at
the back at the back where’s the
back let’s see where’s the entrance go
the other way that’s probably where the
back is I don’t know where the entrance
red I just go to the first floor and
you’ll see it I promise you just
Destroyer insults are literally yours
you’re just going to have to do some
kind of problem solving yourself okay
can’t do everything for you I am trying
to do problem solving and how did you
find diamonds I I found a chest I found
a chest that had a diamond chest plate
in it and it had one of those smithing
table smithing templates to do the um
Vex armor trim so I’m wiid widling right
now red I can’t find my helmet worth
crap are you’re you’re not the are you
at the first floor
yet yes I’m at the first floor I’m
trying to find the
back so if you got at the first floor
you know where the entrance
is yeah I’m at the entrance now I’m
trying to head towards the back and I
don’t know where it is you’re
going oh man I found I found all your we
mismatch of stuff holy [ __ ] this dude
hel I don’t know oh man I don’t know
about there’s like a whole like mish
mash of your stuff over here like iron
and we’re going to have to go through it
together I’m guessing all the Iron’s
yours man that’s crazy since I didn’t
really have any iron I had mine my
backpack
um I don’t know why you had a wood
pickaxe but that’s not mine I don’t know
where that came
from so where’s my the rest of my
armor that’s a good question I think
it’s upstairs
do you need wait what were you wearing
iron armor no I was wearing my uh cool
armor oh hey look now I can see
durabilities oh
Anvil we need that it’s damag but it
works yeah we definitely need that uh
fart in your breathing machine oh my God
Sterling I think you’re going to I think
we’re going to have to take you to like
some kind some place WTF what happened
some place that you you need to go
somewhere somewhere
on something in my
[Music]
ass something in no
wa should I grab these
books uh
sure okay I know we need these for
enchantment tables
I got mending bookie nice keep that John
we’re gonna need it need a mend mending
heck yeah
dude why is this guy so [ __ ]
aggressive Jes just realiz
that jails that’s sick I love jail they
have jails that hold um
aays that holds what I think that’s what
they’re called Alay
L that’s what they’re called I think the
ravagers are mutate or mutated villager
o flame but then he going to feed the
Gremlins in Cross place that is
terrifying that you never
mind I’m sorry what did you say I’m
sorry I was trying to paying attention
to my flame book oh sorry it’s
classified information only me and him
can talk about
it red red do you have a torch no that’s
what I’ve been that’s what I’ve been
hoping to find it’s just a random one
I’m idiot I’m idiot there’s a torch up
top yeah it’s okay I found it I
literally as soon as you said do you
have a torch I was like oh yeah I’m
looking for that and I looked up and I
saw it on there I was like oh there it
is yeah there’s a torch
man now I need to find my other [ __ ]
that’s probably despawned by
now is if you need me to repay you in
terms of like your stuff then I can it’s
not a big deal what do you mean by that
you going to like go into creative or
something like I can give you like some
like old iron armor that like I used to
have that way you can at least have
something on your body no I have a full
set of what I need I just want my
Samurai armor that I just made but
somebody told me I had to go in here
so was there a lava flask in here a
what a lava FL lava flask what the [ __ ]
is
that like was there like a manmade like
potion bottle in here that had like a
that looked like it had like a bunch of
like lava stored inside I have no idea
honestly I’m quite confused about what
the hell it would
even well certain Woodland Mansions have
like a lava flask gigantic and in like
the center of it has a diamond
block man there’s a CH chicken what’s in
the
chicken I don’t know but I find out uh I
think it’s it’s not Hollow in the
chicken yeah it’s not Hollow it’s um oh
right here it is a little bit isn’t it
oh it is yeah okay let’s see what’s up
in here nothing thinking the
chicken
ow ah damn it this oh okay it’s not
Hollow should I drink the fluid in my
stick should you excuse me is a
hard
maybe I mean hard maybe like I probably
do not drink the liquid inside of a glow
stick it probably won’t do anything um
yes it will it’s hardcore chemicals
it’ll probably taste a little funny
that’s about it you’ll be fine a little
funny and you’ll be like Spider-Man
probably you know
what hey if you do it fast enough you
may meet
Spider-Man SP man I don’t think we’re
allowed to say that yeah why’d you say
that well because he said it he didn’t
say
anything yeah he did I didn’t hear him
say
anything uhhuh he typed
it there’s pumpkins and melons he I’ll
trade you here hey dude I’ll trade you
uh my chain Mill chest plate for your
diamond chest plate
you said
what so I chain I’ll trade you my chain
Mill chest plate for your diamond chest
plate that’s a terrible trade I’d rather
do a lot of bad things aade that is
terrible I would rather spit on my foot
and have an old man give me a massage
then do that
what even he said it what I would rather
suck my own
toe and I mean get all the gunk out e e
yeah he’s going to make he’s going to be
make a wish yeah
exactly oh wait there’s a third
story are you an idiot oh this is where
we were fighting oh we’ve been there the
whole
time well I wasn’t I was on the second
story no you were on the third story for
most of the
time was I that’s where we did all the
fighting chicken should be Hollow oh
yeah chicken’s not
I figured that one out yeah I don’t know
where any of my [ __ ] [ __ ] is that’s
stupid mad now all right well I wish we
could have the freaking or spawn mod bro
Big Bertha would be such a great weapon
to have during the skull mod I’m G to go
home okay I’m home me too I am going to
make more armor I guess um I bet you
don’t know who Big Bertha
is that is a golf club that my dad used
to
have really yeah it was called Big
Bera oh well big Bera is actually a
Minecraft weapon oh dude this is sick
gigantic red sword oh that’s so cool I
should make these I don’t have nearly
enough rubies for that
though
H can I do
anything or spawn was the thing still I
would so be playing that mod diamond
ninja mask oh
forgot there was
ninjas cloth yeah ninjas sounds pretty
good cloth is just wool I have
a huh oh yeah I have some wool I’m going
make some Ninja
[ __ ]
okay I’m gonna go to sleep and then I’m
gonna go mine actually because we need
to do that thank
God
[ __ ] um Iron Ninja
blink oh why did I get the helmet
[ __ ] why was helmet less expensive no
cuz I already have my cool
helmet no does it do more durability or
does it have more does it do more
durability does it do more dur dumbest
thing you’ve ever said oh yeah and
stupid
sorry okay I got that hey um red can you
come here real quick
nope red look how [ __ ] weird my face
looks ow oh my in the water smack you in
the water you’re going to start drowning
yes I know now what all right can you
come real quick can you stand like right
here
no I need a picture for a
thumbnail why stop hitting me I’m going
to hit you with my
odachi he blocked me in
stop hitting
me I’m GNA critical hit you can I even
put on
boots oh big birth was the name my dad
smoker oh cool um oh red oh God he’s
back red can you come me real quick and
stand like right here
okay I need a picture for a thumbnail
hey let me let me Flex on a little bit
walk towards over a little bit let me
fle all right right about there with my
emeralds you’re so [ __ ] funny God I
hope I actually I actually do want to
make wait I actually take like a
screenshot with if I can wait how do I
make how do I do this I forget what the
button is oh my
God what button is it I F forgot going
to have to take a picture of my ass
Green Man can’t do anything else for you
better be
your over
there
[ __ ] better be glad I don’t have that
[ __ ] Katana
anymore oh that sounded
bad
ow okay yeah I don’t know what’s wrong
with the stone um
like the stone stuff is like kind of
just like screwed over I’m not sure why
do you have per
chance
no I’m just kidding what do you have
what do you need
[ __ ] um what did you do I’m trying to do
something shut
up um I was going to ask if you
had oh that’s cool I can’t even no I
can’t enter your backpack never mind
what was I going to ask you have you
tried climbing walls yet gold no I
haven’t had a chance guess I have gold
but try climbing
walls do you see a wall try climbing
walls try yes I do oh it’s not on my
back yet oh
really oh my God he can’t climb wall oh
wait go into your backpack real quick
click B and then you got to activate the
build
oh in your backpack goofy I did as oh
there he goes oh what I’m literally him
himothy go yeah I need gold nuggets for
um the thing well then turn them into
gold nuggets wow you’re just not going
to stop
talking well I’m sorry okay I’ll start
listening
hello okay do you have a do you have a
piece of Leather by by chance uh no I
don’t oh my God I can’t ask this guy for
anything I got my I gave you four gold I
got my PhD today stands for pretty huge
dick dick H I love those animals animals
oh yeah the deer
yes are they deer or are they something
different I just [ __ ] what chat
was just like got [ __ ] ladders
everywhere their names are spelled di di
right I think yeah they’re
deer are they a form of deer or they
yeah they’re like they’re like an analou
that kind of deal they’re like a form of
a
deer oh okay cuz I always got confused
cuz I was always thinking of like a dick
dick to be like a dick a random no a p
thought it was just like some like form
that like tried to like mimic a deer but
like it looked like crap big old [ __ ] or
something no so I need one
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leather
um guess I gota go
check some of this
[ __ ] okay well there’s none over here uh
I’ll go over here I haven’t been over
here a lot yet Pig sheep horse hores a
big old
pis how much iron do we need or any at
all uh probably not
much just get whatever yeah yes suck myy
whatever I can yeah just whatever you
want for real bro you know I think I
need to start making those new bows also
each one of those bows by the way has
different ability like the gold bow can
shoot faster like I think the iron bow
can shoot I think two arrows at the same
time pretty cool
stuff red is uh red is a
deigma oh what did you just call me a
deigma a migma oh God skull hello okay I
don’t need any of that I can just uh
blink I’m sorry is that the
Fortress
probably oh B old no that’s an ancient
city oh my good told you that sometimes
when you laugh you sound like Woody the
Woodpecker no I don’t think
so I don’t think you want to go explore
an ancient city but probably sure isn’t
that the uh scary thing
yeah it’s a big giant thing big giant
scary thing where you can all like die
sweet yeah let’s do
it wait hold on oh God hello well hold
on I’m going to place a waypoint here
cuz I need to um oh I had two gold in my
well
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look there and then I need to check and
see if I have
um I’ll just where does this land me
okay this kind of just lands me
somewhere near okay I need to make a way
point at
house I have two spider
eyes okay
thanks God I need so going through
that I’m
sorry Damian why did you go into
spectator
loyalty and Lear I don’t need any of
those get in oh well that makes sense um
what game mode is that I don’t need a
name tag don’t need a saddle I may need
a saddle actually I I’ll chunk this and
I’ll put this oh God Damian why did you
do that you summoned the
warden oh [ __ ] right oh oh yeah
whoopsie whoopsie
are you just going to stay inside
spectator mode then Damian I think we
should take him out no okay I am not
gonna go fight that I will crap myself
right here now no not him can’t Point
loyalty on a hoe do
that oh what the
fuckie because you can’t throw it
no
because oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] hold on I’ll be
right back I’ll be right back okay oh
[ __ ] [ __ ] oh God okay I’m
back how do I get out of this
[ __ ] oh what is that what are you let’s
teleport on top of it o what is this big
old piece of
penish blink oh oh it’s one of these um
Japanese houses that’s right okay a
blanket oh damn it Diamond horse armor
uh thank
you and
coal anything else more coal I’ll take
that for sure more
gunpowder all
righty um
H
oh about what that is oh it’s a big ass
Village
sweet dude I love being able to [ __ ]
teleport this makes everything so much
faster were those gold ore
Corners yeah I was wondering about that
actually it kind of oh sorry I just
started climbing a wall shut
up oh let me get out of here here oh my
gosh look how cool that
looks oh they have a hot tub here
blue I don’t know if those were gold or
corners
but I
um what do what does holy [ __ ] oh okay
H oh guys look it’s the
eclipse kind
of oh [ __ ] oh sweet four wardens oh
no
Dam silly
me ah
oh nine ore in one that’s sick let’s see
oh
[ __ ]
um let’s
see
oh block of raw gold that’s
neat not entirely sure what it is
but I’m going to mine it for sure
okay I need an iron
pck
[ __ ] that’s nice nice to have nine and
one I don’t think it’s nine and one but
that would be really good if there was
nine in
one oh
hello Mr spider what is down what is
down there nothing oh you going to get
me you going to get me I can climb up a
wall too
[ __ ] [ __ ] get
wrecked E I haven’t said that in so
long uh let’s go here what’s up here ah
[ __ ]
nuts
pigs must meet your maker
ow oh
[ __ ] you’re just going to be a [ __ ]
[ __ ] about everything aren’t you Mr
skeleton
oh test it uncraft the block okay I have
to test it
now let’s let’s put it to the test what
happens oh you’re right it is N9 in one
it’s nine it’s basically just a um Iron
Block but gold
block sweet I thought it was but I’ve
never seen block of raw gold usually
it’s just gold
block guess that’s why they put it like
that so you don’t
know let’s go kill these horses rock
copper block looks like beans really
I see how much like beans they look
like they’re going to remember this day
in history as the great horse
Massacre dude I bet uh what’s his name
what’s the guy um that discovered the
Paul Riv maybe he’s the one that was
like the British are coming the British
are coming isn’t he that guy he would
hate to see is cuz he totally loves
horses just cuz he was on
one um what the
[Music]
sigma I’m going to cry when I get off
here from I just
GH you guys make me
GH
the I can feel the sigma gring inside me
e oh
meat yes two meat too oh God that’s so
good should I sleep
here you’re not allowed here oh hello
sleep through the night it was an
Upstate I
think you can compress ores into blocks
oh I’m glad it’s not roaming off on me
me too I’m oh
oh oh good job
Damian okay now what do I do I want to
keep exploring I do not need to go here
again we’ve already explored everything
there there is an island that seems
neat
oh it feels like home
and you guys say I’m bad about leaving
chat the’s been gone for a lot longer
than I’ve ever been gone
so what do you mean sure that sounded
pretty hey chat let’s kill Destroyer for
the thumbnail o it’s a good
idea he’d come back
pissed trying to think of a reason why
he’s
dead kill him with my poop scissors
you’re what you’re what oh I
forgot oh so cool now that I can climb
[ __ ]
ow uh
oh chat let’s stre Tri all his gear and
then leave him in the
nether that would be oh you guys are
devious little guys aren’t you
report
me oh that’s [ __ ] weird okay
whatever maybe I should go into a cave
that seems like fun let’s do that let’s
get into a
cave uh this one looks enough
you are a dangerous man
Damian sh Mr
Chile I don’t know if I want to trust
you around
like normal people of
society put this man in a psych
immediately
[ __ ]
[ __ ] okay
where the [ __ ] am
I don’t you have a backpack use it for
the love of katas I am using it that’s
the bad part it’s filled up
too I have a lot of [ __ ]
okay oh yeah
[ __ ] I don’t need this carpet I don’t
need the carpet and I don’t need that oh
well didn’t want to do
that um don’t need
grandite okay son of a [ __ ] can you get
the [ __ ] out of my
H Oh I thought he was going to oh okay
we should force him fight Sterling would
be fun to
watch damn how long is D going to be
gone
what is bro
doing I apologize on his behalf because
obviously he’s doing something extremely
important because he hates you guys
unlike me I only leave because I have to
[ __ ] smooth Bessel
he’s getting a full Spot
Treatment
oh he’s got to he’s probably getting
them H my eye twitched the uh what is it
called the happy
ending forgot I can
just oh
than righty this cave is deep there’s
some gold oh oh
ow ow no [ __ ] way you hit
me this is a big oh is this this is red
stone is that red no this is is
Ruby all right
[ __ ] oh I think they hit each
other
yes turn on him no not
me uh sure I’ll take
some okay [ __ ] finally
Jesus welome to the hell diver dude I
really want to play hell diver still
okay okay let me fill that
out there we
go now I have rubies in here
already okay we should release a horde
for fun Z is so in no I would but I kind
of want to do this one
um we didn’t we did the other one non
legit so it’s like this is our last
chance kind of not really our last
chance but I’m waiting for D to get back
so we can call it or
something all there you are Jesus Christ
dude what were you doing my streamlabs
crashed I ended up leaving to go use the
bathroom I come back my streamlabs
crashed so I tried clicking out of it
because it was still going live on my
phone
but then my entire computer froze and it
blacked out so then I had to hold the
power button kill my computer and then
bring it back yeah a
laptop I was uh it’s not even the laptop
dude streamlabs just hates me for some
reason also not and now lunar client is
trying to set up again and I don’t need
you to set up again not to like burst
any bubbles or like freak you out or
anything but there’s four wardens
near um you you can think M can’t come
up to the surface so we’re okay for now
no he spawned them on the
surface no I’m just kidding why I’m just
kidding I don’t know I was just talking
[ __ ] and you say you want to do this
legit I did that’s why when he was like
should we
um do go ahead and like start for fun
yeah I know no not kill you for fun not
that part that part is just normal um he
wanted to do the um skull thing and I
was like no I kind of want to wait
so we like have enough no because I want
to do it legitly where we can just like
go down to like the actual structure and
start it because you can start it
manually that’s what I’m talking about I
just don’t know
how okay well I guess [ __ ] me red go
legitimately beat his ass I heard you
right bro does never never lets anybody
get any kind of talking through you
don’t understand what it’s like to
activate it without
knowing that is true oh I’m getting off
by the way d
right now yeah it’s already eight so
yeah
probably oh okay well then I just re
just started up live stream for nothing
yeah I was kind of that’s why I was like
H so are you actually going to get off
or probably I was supposed to get off
I’m supposed to get off at 8 so I can
have like a normal well then I’ll thing
lapis I’m going to mess around a little
bit more though but I don’t know if it’s
going to be enough for you to start
streaming it may just be like 5 10
minutes that oh I deleted it oh you
already deleted it all
right yeah I’m going to eat and come
back to the house and then I’ll call
it me uh lights is in here and I think
Sterling is still in
here that’s about it
we got the boys in here sorry
man
huh sorry for never mind oh
okay yeah all it is now is just iron and
gold I haven’t found a single piece of
diamond oh no
silver
uh want to find diamond beforehand but
you got to be on tomorrow or what yeah
I’ll be on tomorrow don’t worry about
that all right well then that that makes
me at least a little bit more
enthusiastic about tomorrow yeah I’ll be
on from fig 7:45 to 8 my bad I’m just
kidding go ahead sorry I keep sorry I
keep overt talking you man no you’re not
I’m just [ __ ] with you dude I found
diamonds oh [ __ ] yeah dude finally
that’s all I wanted to find I’m watching
your stream right now oh you are
yeah I decided not to go ahead and join
back since the moment I probably join
back you’ll probably end up ending it so
honestly probably yeah I’m just goingon
to watch I’m just going to grab these
and should I like go you should probably
wait you should probably make a waypoint
in that cave yeah you know that’s
probably a good idea I’ll put it right
here so you’re going to be on tomorrow
but you got stuff to do Friday I assume
uh I don’t actually know yet for that
says I still have something do you want
to continue this or you going to do your
Securo thing on Friday no if if I can if
I have like Friday where I have a good
amount of time I’ll come on here and do
it I want to do Securo like you going to
pick up those diamonds buddy yeah I
already did didn’t I or I Le okay was
about to say [ __ ] wait hold on wait wait
you might have missed one shouldn’t
have I can just go back to the thing
wait holdie you’re creating the Waypoint
yeah and there’s only wheat season and
redstone dust yeah okay no you grabbed
the second one yeah never mind yeah I
was wondering about that okay uh
no dick maybe your home address maybe
your home address since I’ve been a good
boy Smith or Sterling I’m not going to
give you I almost call I call him by his
last name being Norman having but
Sterling you’re not getting my IP
address Unthinkable the since you’re
here tell us your IP address or maybe
your home Sterling if you have a
computer then we’ll allow you to play
with us if you want as long as you don’t
like destroy
everything I don’t know Sterling’s uh I
think he’s got to be good a little bit
more n I’d like to what are we going to
do about this server thing are we going
to like buy a realm for like normal
Minecraft or are we going to like just
like buy a server for modded Minecraft I
was thinking we buy a realm for like
when we want to do like a normal
Minecraft or if we want to do like a
Hardcore Minecraft
series or if we can’t do hardcore on the
realm I don’t think or maybe or we can
do like a um that could be the one we
can do like a mini game where we can
have like chat do
a uh Hunger Games we could do that yeah
obviously when we get to the point we
think
can I think uh for a realm only like
eight people can join or maybe 16 I
don’t know Dam that’s
it yeah but that means that me and you
will be in like spectator mode and we’ll
just be like going around watching the
like people run around do hungry and
stuff like me and you will set it up
beforehand we’ll start it off like one
day I would be able to play with y’all
but I but y’all probably play late in
the day and by the time you guys stream
I’m ready for bed sorry yeah sorry but
we start at like five sometimes but like
that’s kind of difficult if we were
gonna do like a thing where we try to
get the subscribers to like hang out and
do some stuff we would do it like on a
Saturday or Sunday midday so we know
everybody’s like free we wouldn’t do it
just like on a random Thursday or
Tuesday night you know and obviously we
you know what I want to do try to get as
many people on board as to win they’re
available yeah you want to know what I
want to try to do what’s that I want to
try to do like those uh 100 players
versus like something or like there’s
like 25 people in each colony and like
there’s like four different colonies
around like the map and then like we me
and you just go around spectating and
seeing what’s going on I would weit like
commentary
definitely like we have like a 100 days
or whatever that like they have to like
survive and like me and you will just
like record like hours of footage and
like cut it down into like three hour
videos people like that kind of stuff so
for some reason
anyway yeah I mean it just would take
[ __ ] forever to do
it yeah but we could probably get a
couple million views from doing it a
couple million Jesus and I enjoy the
idea of doing
it can’t believe you’d say a couple
million I don’t know about maybe I mean
have you seen the 100 players
versus I mean yeah I have but at the
same time it’s like it’s a [ __ ] lot
of
views you know 100 players simulate
civilization yeah something like that
like yeah it cracks like 23 million
views depending on who you are I’m
sure 23 million 3 3.6 million hold on on
I’m not done yet 14 million 2.1
million I know yeah but that’s still
cool to think about very I mean I would
still definitely do it if it was like
that kind of what we what could be I
would take the
chance that could grow exponentially I
still want to see people I still want to
see people go at War I do too with each
other like we have like the last day we
have to like put like a special little
thing like they have to do otherwise
they will be purged and die by like TNT
rain or
something I could definitely see doing
that all right oh hey I mean if it’s
like less than
like it won’t lag at all but like if
it’s more then
proba I never tried it but oh they going
to hundreds of hours of
footage that’s a good idea or that’s a
good thing D is very good at editing
so we would probably split it up between
us one person does like this section the
other person does this one you know all
right I’m about to pull in not pull in
I’m about
to pop 200 players simulate The Lion
King all right I’m about to call it
so Julie damn it you came at the right
when I was ending it but Julian thanks
for coming in as well um he Pro well
yeah lights Sterling thank you uh we had
a few he’ll be stream man have a good
night thank you Sterling I appreciate it
uh Titan hope you have a good night too
man Titan thank you pry thank you what
are you doing why are you hitting me you
need to get
out Damian over here okay I
oh oh crossy ass oh what the
heck oh I see the drip on YouTube
oh okay all right um but yeah thank you
pry
and living or chilly yeah I know man I’m
sorry usually I would be on for a little
bit longer but I got to get up early
tomorrow we got a package coming in and
I got to be up and at work to be able to
get off in time I don’t want it sitting
out side for too
long it’s like a $400
package all right but uh I hope you guys
have a good rest of your night and a
good rest of is a new a new graphics
card no it’s a than
litter cat smells like [ __ ] and we’ve
been debating on getting a $400 for a
cat litter no the litter box that we
wanted is $800
but I was like we’re not paying why it’s
supposedly it’s the last one you’ll ever
get and it’s like the most low
maintenance with no like smell or
anything and we’ve been struggling a lot
with that and I want people to come to
the house to be able to
breathe plus it takes up the guest
bathroom so I don’t want people to have
to go into if they come over and have to
you know pee or [ __ ] or something they
don’t have to go next to a cat litter
box with piss and [ __ ] in
it
so is Julie and the guy who we played
with on that one video or like that one
parasite mod or no no Julian comes into
streams 800 for a [ __ ] box yeah it’s
insane
dude I did not buy that
one uh Julian came from uh Blaze’s
streams uh he he was over there first oh
no
it’s I think it’s Geral oh Gerald yeah I
call him Geral when he’s in there
because it’s funny but no yeah his name
is Gerald
okay where is he coming back from I
think UK he’s back but I think he’s been
working oh he’s back yeah oh okay man as
soon as I go to end it we get five
people in the chat son of a [ __ ] we’ve
had like we’ve had two on here for the
past like 20 minutes that’s why I was
going to end it care to start [ __ ]
like a human or else I know right I
might get that for
myself Sterling if you sent me a video
of you getting into a litter robot I
would be very
what’s the word concerned not concerned
impressed I’d be more impressed than
anything um so with every with all the
five people in the chat I’m sorry this
is going to be the end of the stream uh
if you are new here and you would like
to see more of me you can watch the viod
and I just posted a sakiro video you can
go watch but consider subscribing um
anyways all right I’m going to get off
this I hope you guys enjoyed and I’ll
see yall in the next stream or video I
post
bye damn
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