Insane Speedrun: Beating Minecraft in 100x Speed!

In case you don’t understand what a 100 times speed mean here I have a simple zombie now for demonstration purposes I have resistance six this is what it’s going to be like to play Minecraft bro how do you this challenge is ridiculous you see any mob at all

You’re just instantly dead don’t even get me started on the ender dragon or for heaven’s sakes baby hoglins never in my life have I been merked so hard by a baby I have to beat the game like this I think game plan stay in the trees until it just barely

Turns day they’re under me they’re under me we got to parkour on the trees I kind of want to check out that ruined portal okay okay that’s just un that’s unlucky oh there’s another skeleton no burn oh my gosh it’s night again I got

To get in a hole okay I think I’m safe oh oh wait I can spam click though and it actually kills him dude okay that’s actually kind of sick oh my gosh okay stop stop okay I got to be very careful of drowns this fire is actually kind of clutch golden apples

I’ll take it I don’t know how I got such a lucky spawn but if there’s one video I needed it for it was this one I’m going to use this lava to make a nether portal I just need some iron and then we can we

Can go now’s the tricky part I got to I got to get in the boat without drowning cuz that happens so fast doors are going to be our friend I got to not drown don’t drown no I was placing the door bro it’s just a game of

RNG this is G this is like my fourth wooden axe wait my items are going to despawn aren’t They are you that was so fast okay yes yes dude seven iron that’s all we need don’t die I think we have everything we need to enter the nether which is actually kind of crazy this seed is ridiculous I do need some gravel though which I’m kind of

Dude you watch the gravel watch this we have flint and steel um boom dude we made a portal we actually in a good time too oh my gosh wait my stuff is going to despawn no no no no no no no no no are you kidding I

Was gone for 30 seconds and everything is despawned I mean I guess we check out the nether I kind I kind of want to oh my that goes fast yeah things weren’t going so well I had no game plan I mean I need to go to the nether for blaze

Rods but I had zero things in my inventory so I decided it was probably wise to make some sort of base or hidey-hole whatever you want to call it really this would be so much nicer if I could mine fast to I don’t even know

What to do bro I can’t remember the last time I made a hidey hole like this but welcome to the Abode we got a chest with some extra supplies a furnace that I haven’t used yet and we’re just waiting for it to turn day which it just did the

Sun stop stop wait does that mean things will smell extra fast too oh my gosh it does wait that’s actually kind of nice I like how we made it to the Nether and yet I’m still hiding out here for the past like four nights like how are we

Supposed to fight blazes dude even if we get fire resistance does the fire resistance just last like no time at all did that sand just fall instantly sand is now a teleporting block I don’t know what to do maybe maybe we just make a tunnel all the way to our nether

Portal we’re already on day 29 that’s ridiculous oh I’m actually kind of scared of the water how do we make a tunnel through all this like oh I’m going to die doing this bro that might work oh yeah this is how we build the tunnel we’re going to have to build a

Tunnel like this because I can’t I literally can’t stand out in the water for more than a second second wait I actually kind of like this this is kind of sick oh okay maybe not that sick can I I can do this why do I love this tunnel so

Much okay I mean I have rotten FL dude what did you see how fast I ate that wait that’s actually so nice oh we made it now that I had a safe way to enter the nether I needed one of two things a Bastion or Fortress I went out in search

Of a fortress first but I ran into a couple of skeletons which I did find you can actually PVP cuz we can technically attack faster it it’s just very difficult to do and I still ended up dying many times no no no no no no wa wa that’s my safe haven dude these

Creepers are insane I did get a bit of good luck though one night I saw an Ender oh wait my first ender pearl wait that was actually crazy and so with new found confidence I went off into the nether in search of a fork no oh my oh my Gosh it’s day 81 oh my God and finally I found one although my footage it it did corrupt a lot so you’re probably going to be seeing a PowerPoint right about now but up in the top right corner you could you can just see a fortress unfortunately I died on the way there

And not only do we have corrupt video files but it got so much worse I started getting spawn camped he’s spawn camping he’s spawn camping this isn’t fair are you guys seeing what I’m going through oh we’re seeing it all right all right corrupted video files are almost over

But the last corrupt thing I want to show is this a freeze frame of me killing a sheep this was the most important thing I did see those three pieces of wool boom bed dying to a zombie let me introduce you to a fancy new technology called sleeping through

The night sleeping was unbelievably helpful and I got a couple more pieces of iron to help me hopefully kill some blazes I got a shield so I’m hoping that’s enough oh the gold armor came in clutch bro what’s up dude he’s flying they’re actually just flying oh my oh oh where there it

Is oh my Gosh dude how am I supposed to fight these blazes I mean this is freaking sick as heck but you know I’m going to die you hear all those oh there’s one down there oh he disappeared Perfect all right I’m maneuvering my way over bro what do I Do actually what do I do oh oh no oh my gosh bro that’s insane wait wait wait wait wait I need a Strata where oh my gosh I got one holy crap oh what a Pro Gamer move I just got do that like six more times let me rephrase that I need like six more blaze rods to beat the game but every time I tried to you know walk back to my

House with the blaze rods I I would just Die oh it’s day 163 wow I was really struggling to figure out how to kill even one more blaz let alone transporting seven rods back to my house dude ah you would not believe the amount of stone pickaxes I made every time I died I would basically get a fresh new

Ax and pickaxe then run back into the nether hope I can kill one Blaze and make it all the way back without dying once which clearly was not working as a strategy one time I did manage to get a Magma Cube which is what you need to

Make fire resistance potions but then I realized they would last basically zero time I would have to use two blaze rods to craft it and I was not a fan of that but then one time when I entered the nether I noticed all of the zombified piglins were gathering at one spot

Actually the highest spot they could path find to I’ve seen something like this before it took me a second to find the video something involving Cookie Clicker but on a channel called Whit Stone Jazz there was a video talking about this exact mechanic creatures in Minecraft seem to

Have a knack for climbing up and getting themselves stuck on cliffsides so I wrote a python script to actually go through like run some calculations and figure out the video described exactly what I was seeing and it was a breakthrough moment because up until this point I had been digging holes

Hoping the blazes would pathfind down because it’s not going on right now but when the game is running a 100 times faster you cannot build a normal blaze farm my new theory was this if I made a hole slightly higher than the blaze spawner eventually all of the blaze

Would pathfind to this point now it probably wouldn’t go as fast as this here but if the game is running a 100 times faster I mean who’s to say it wouldn’t be that efficient wa oh I did it I did it I made a mob grinder

Bro dude no no I a piglin oh I was celebrating so hard dude all right okay what is this I come out of my tunnel see these two guys just chilling charge oh that just did not work what’s even worse is because this guy was like so close to

My home Port portal he was not despawning I took my last piece of gold armor and finally got rid of him it was things like this that I had to deal with all over the place eventually Though are you yeah I was still having trouble getting to and from The Fortress dude I hate doing that and it was even worse oh my gosh actual terrible update it’s Halloween the zombies have pumpkins on their head they don’t despawn they don’t despawn freaking screw Halloween dude I want to go out

Outside there’s another one dude insta kill it’s an insta kill he has an axe he has an axe he has an axe I what am I supposed to do he doesn’t even despawn I was out late chopping trees one night one night okay that time I survived longer than one

Hit oh my gosh oh my gosh dig a hole dig a hole no dude this is I had to spawn on top of a pillar to get out of the death get destroyed help get in the hole get in the hole get in the hole get in the hole

You know what we need to do we’re going to make a whole bunch of pillars so that if we die again hopefully we spawn on one of these and the mobs can’t get to us I got to remember to sleep every night Halloween actually terrible I can’t think of anything worse that could

Happen also we’re on day 266 if you are curious I jumped over that you won’t believe how many tries is taking to get back here aha aha die blazes no you he stole it get back here come back here you no always the babies always the babies this is

Actually the first time I’ve walked the path backwards every other time I have died I really hope we can make it back no I started mining is this video just going to be a compilation of me dying seriously I’m asking please let me know if it is cuz I don’t know what the

Else heck it is going to be but I can’t get my blaze rods back I lost track of how many times I killed blazes tried to run back on my path home and died but eventually we finally finally yeah yes dude 10 blaze rods okay surely that’s enough for the whole video

All right next on the agenda is get some ender pearls and I think we’re going to do that by trading with villagers because we can trade really really fast like watch this I can make a sugar cane Farm bigger than the world has ever seen and it’s only going to take like a

Handful of minutes this is where we start to take advantage of the tick Speed most things so far have been painful this is going to be so nice Oh no I got to get to the bed get to the bed get to the bed get get to the bed

Okay this is so nice so peaceful I’m just planting crops not dying a piglin who needs an automatic sugarcane farm when you have tick speed 2,000 also just for posterity we we got all the blaze rods by day 330 yeah definitely my slowest speedrun ever you know what

After long consideration I think it’s time we make a bucket last couple pieces of iron I know I know but I’m about to turn this whole thing into a field of sugar canane it’s not a swash the Promise and then if we’re hungry we just uh we eat real quick oh my gosh it’s actually getting fun now for so long it was just pain you know what I’m feeling so good I’m going to repair the creeper hole not all of them cuz I I don’t have

That many block but this is just a huge step I have the luxury to make my place look better and you know what to celebrate I’m I’m going to build a storage Silo cuz I can now look I know it’s not the best looking storage Silo

Probably not even top 10 but it is a storage Silo and I’m proud of it I think I have enough sugarcane I mean all I need to do is buy what 12 ender pearls it’s day 404 that’s kind of funny actually and we’re about to see if we

Can buy our ender pearls aha day 406 it only took us 2 days to get to the Village not really it was like a 1 minute walk but you know so I need to get a librarian villager now I’ve been kind of dreading this I need to get a

Bookshelf to trade my sugar can but to get a bookshelf I need to kill a cow have you seen how fast these cows are they’ve been eating like some mutant speed grass pink sheep what oh I see a cow come here cow come here come here

Cow no it was so close stop oh I sent that guy flying he’s too fast how am I supposed to kill him wait wait I have a strap I actually have a strap all right now grow how long does this take to grow oh my gosh dude the sun’s going down so

Fast grow grow grow man this really just shows how pathetic crops are when they don’t have water look how fast the sun is moving we almost there dude it’s been like 3 days hey it is day 415 that took forever also I don’t know if I’ve mentioned this

Before but the lower your render distance the faster the game goes just because it has less data to speed up so I’m actually limited by how fast my PC is and what my settings are I guess all right master plan off hand and the wheat wait this is actually kind of sick you

Can finally Sprint and Lead cows boom I would like to offer you a Job oh look at that wait that’s actually so sick 60 emeralds okay I need a cleric now is there a cleric com hello no I’ll take the broom stand though dude that zombie just murdered something it killed an Ender wait that’s it’s actually so sick thank you sir you guys saw that

Right all right thank you for the purchases I appreciate it can I get some ender pearls up in here okay this is it this is it this is the trade it’s either ender pearls or no ender pearls ender pearls dude I’m so happy right now I’m so happy this took so long

Who knew the solution was just trade with villagers wait wait wait wait wait this is Ender’s work surely right I’ve never oh my gosh I definitely didn’t do this wait this is actually kind of cool I’ve never really seen Enderman griefing to this extent 16 pearls yo that was actually way easier

Than I thought okay okay I’m going to get a little bit more sugarcan cuz there’s one last thing I think we should all right you sir arrows all right I’m just going to oh three stacks of arrows that’s to well maybe that isn’t too much actually I definitely want a lot of bows

Too just cuz I think it’s it’s probably wise to set up like a respawn position right in front of the end with with like some bows and arrows I think I’m terrified to throw our eye dude it’s GNA go like lightning speed where did it go oh my gosh it went

This way okay – 169.50 that’s our angle I’m going to wait for the sun to set and then we’ll boat across the water if it’s in the ocean though that’s going to be bad all right I’m going to throw another eye here I think dude it’s so fast all right all

Right all right I think we’re actually pretty close but it’s going in the water dude this is actually really bad wait the thought with the sand is we drop it kind of like make an air tube straight down to the bottom of the seaf Flor and then we can start Mining and honestly

That’s my only idea because we just drown if we go in the water all right I’m going to throw another eye oh my gosh wait it’s like here I found a really shallow piece of kelp over there so we’ve built up I’m bridging over to where we need to be and

Then I just drop a lot of sand wait I can actually just Spam this this wait that’s actually so nice oh wait dude people draining Ocean Monuments are going to be so jealous look at that and then and then we have a way down wait this is actually so sick all right

There’s the bottom of the seafloor I can’t let any water come in though otherwise I’m dead oh see that’s why I’m scared that water almost just killed us bro my calculations are correct which I’m hoping they are this should be the spot we dig down to the

Stronghold yes oh my gosh we found it holy okay okay let’s recoup let’s recoup let’s make a little make a little box of safety here um I’m setting up a little little temporary Camp how do I do this without dying torch down torch down I really need some more torches bro Jump scare oh my God I can’t believe I live that I have a feeling progress is going to be very slow in this stronghold I I might have to sneak into the portal room cuz I I doubt I doubt I can handle a silverfish spawner yeah yeah I hear the silverfish

You see that in the subtitles spawner portal room is this way all right need to be very careful all right we can reach the spawner think we’re good to block it off okay now that we have a safe path to the portal room I feel comfortable bringing

In the eyes and actually filling it in wait if we have a bow does that mean I can oh yes dude this end fight is going to be so fun easy bro wait that’s so cool all righty all righty all righty all righty I think honestly I’m going to

Say it I think this end fight is going to be Easy okay who whoa whoa okay um well maybe it’s not so easy maybe maybe maybe it’s not so easy okay I got to go o okay H oh okay well I got one more block yes I’m making progress sure I had placed a few blocks but it was really

Not working this is just footage of me repeatedly entering the end and repeatedly dying I needed a new strategy oh maybe maybe the Strat is Pearl to this island and like just block myself off so the dragon can’t see me that actually might work need to go

In go there yes yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah okay I think I was right I think I was right now the priority is try and like Shield the platform from view of the Dragon it’s day 500 by the way I think we’re at the level of the platform and I

Don’t know how to do it no I was dying like crazy I had to be fast yeah like that like that like that what the dragon’s destroying my platform bro okay Co we made it first priority is definitely replacing all of our Cobblestone with endstone though cuz the

Dragon can break all blocks except endstone and obsidian okay so I’m digging a tunnel towards the center of the island cuz I have a plan to maybe kill the dragon we look at the F3 screen we can see that our xaxis is 59 58 57 the center fountain with the Bedrock is

At zero I believe that’s going to be like one of the only places you can hurt the Dragon oh here it is I’m going to try poking a hole here so maybe I can just shoot through oh my gosh did you see that I saw the Dragon for a second I don’t know

If we can make this bow shot I’m going to have to be quick though I think the dragon will see me yeah dang dude that was so fast the dragon was way harder than I was anticipating and to make matters worse my items would despawn

Every time I died so I booted up a creative world to test out some ideas I had no clue how I was going to kill this thing okay first of all I just want to see what the dragon has actually been looking like oh yeah that’s crazy I’m

Wondering if the dragon can ever hurt us through like stairs if we can aim like this okay never mind I I sort of have a strat to maybe climb the pillars so we’re on the the wall of a pillar and we sort see like it just doesn’t work I was

Experimenting a lot using Pistons to try to make Pathways to shoot the crystals building up above the dragon but nothing was working see I’ve been trying to do this use pistons to like shove blocks in no way that I can make a ladder go to

The top of each pillar but even if I manage to do this the dragon will be flying so fast that eventually it’s going to hit me I don’t even have enough time to climb to the top of this Tower which left me one option root for shooting the crystals before the dragon

Kills me oh I got one the problem is that I would die and lose all my arrows and bow because things despawn so fast to combat this I started using a hopper for each Obsidian Tower I painstakingly mined behind the pillar placed a hopper beneath my feet and open the roof to

Shoot the crystal until I either die trying or hit the crystal if I died I could simply reather my items from the hopper and try Again got it got it got it got it got it got got got I think that I think that’s the last one holy I think that might actually be the last one I just need to kill the dragon now I hadn’t tested killing the dragon

Before and this was my only hope I was going to dig a 30 Block deep hole hide at the bottom and pray that I had enough a arrows to hit the dragon being so far underground the idea was that the dragon wouldn’t be able to see me but my arrows

Would have just enough height to reach the fountain which is where statistically the dragon spends the most time I was going to Brute Force this thing and use as many arrows as it Took oh we’re doing damage and I died well I died to an Enderman though that’s fine dude okay that was so Lame holy crap it’s almost dead no a that’s what I was scared of oh my gosh it was almost done the network of tunnels I dug through the endstone all with stone pickaxes was about to finally pay Off yes yes oh my gosh give give me a pickaxe give me a pickaxe I’m freaking out of this world oh my gosh I did It