All right single player wait let me see this world when you and they’re dropping your sex tip china see e money and deo collab ign giving that new batman a 10 out of 10. i don’t know this looking like movie of the year bro gonna watch this [ __ ] With my boys thursday i hope you and your girl enjoy it yo bro i cannot wait i am not getting on twitter or instagram speaking of instagram i posted a new picture and i said a hundred thousand likes bro that’s the first time i got a hundred thousand shout out to y’all [ __ ] bro that’s my point rg my bad i keep edging out of it i keep tapping out of only music yo thank you for all the gifts too i appreciate it either god that’s not you dumbass hey perk head terminator thank you for the four months do i need to change anything Before i start reesing off uh what is the minecraft center somebody give me the minecraft sentence lower chunks worst chunks chunk builder threaded which one which one do i lower what do i lure it to oh wait wait wait wait wait wait wait you talking about this one right here This one right here the first one i’m in hold on let me do this i like this screen when i play games pc and pc games it’s more clear shadows yes daddy what the [ __ ] is smooth lining there we go way better way better right this [ __ ] is way better why didn’t Nobody ever tell me this okay wrong world i barely get to use my sub because of you fat nosed [ __ ] yo yo all right let me make sure i got everything everything right i gotta focus i’m locked day of 4l crossed fingers okay can somebody tell me the first thing that i Have to do if you die you gotta shave your mustache every time i die five gifted okay i’m sorry if you skip a little bit i don’t i don’t know why let me see it shouldn’t lag though we good are we locked all right start the timer match 500 gifted for sub mode off 100 get it for sub mode off 50 gifted for some mode off i’ll lower the price all right what do i build with this how do i i put my block in you how do i build how do i build how do i build I don’t play minecraft pc how do i build yo bruce i go to college at morehouse and want you on a podcast check your dms please bro god bless i ain’t going cap i seen a group of y’all more house [ __ ] uh like recently That’s fire i try to i’ll try to find it i just got some uh i just got some real settings from a real crafter bro i’m telling you i could be anything i put my mind to if i actually try hard this [ __ ] i could beat it I pause the music i exit out of the music my bad oh my god hardcore cool and all but hold on let me reopen it minecraft okay whoever put those settings can you put those settings again you said changes to fast and then eight please put those settings again bro Change graphics to fast and low render distance to eight okay yo can somebody remember that i’m nervous bro my hand’s sweating that’s how i know i’m like nervous but i know i could do it [ __ ] bro my shoulder been hurting too all right song quest back on my back skip this baby Yo i don’t see nobody putting the message it’s just [ __ ] playing songs put it on fast and then put what on eight hey bruce is the music loud enough hey thank you for the wait so my 10 000 bits when you see a green mob run up to it it Drops loot on death thank you render distance eight thank you bro only [ __ ] helping me clouds don’t need to be fancy there we go hello brucifer would you consider or be interested taking part in bbc naked yoga with sexy french boys with fake watch yo for some reason my ducky w doesn’t Doesn’t run on command so maz i’m gonna need y’all to note that all right this is a real speed run bruce who can i say the n word i’m visibly white but my dad is moroccan and armenian and my mom is armenian also can you shake the task to push ice dude shut The [ __ ] up talking to me [ __ ] how the [ __ ] i make a crafting table okay i’m learning swallow my nut pls quick question bruce who do you think is the best batman actor kristen bill until i see the movie hey bruce we revived pop smoke in the cs Go and valor and vc in your discord no team eat my dick yes we in csgo valor and call [ __ ] i don’t give a [ __ ] [ __ ] love the hair bruce hmph you know that was a hundred dollar donation my bad bro wait the discord [ __ ] this what’s that 100 donation or y’all trolling Don’t go oh it’s 10k [ __ ] five months or so much love i’m gonna be honest bro i would rather put a nail under my big toe and kick a door before ever going to my discord i’m sorry bro get your cloud somewhere else man i appreciate the 10k biz though man nine Months i really could have made a whole ass child in that time my d.o cloud is precious sorry it’s like a it’s like a virgin wait until marriage I get up what’s up with all this [ __ ] young boy in here Okay i’m gonna land in the water you’re right are you aware that you’re one of the nominees [ __ ] up How do i respond The [ __ ] is this therapy [ __ ] get in the spirit [ __ ] can i say the n-word i’m mexican thought how many of y’all have beat this game on hardcore trying to call me a dumbass so i gotta play this [ __ ] like it’s literally real life like it’s real life Like i have to be um bro i gotta learn how to play on p i’m gonna play this [ __ ] on stream can i play off stream or is that cheating no i’m gonna be honest i might get addicted to this [ __ ] is this addicting Yes i knew it i knew it bro because if i wasn’t a dick i would have just hopped off right after i died but i know minecraft i know i could beat this [ __ ] good songs good tunes all right y’all can take the shout out to someone the [ __ ] song request is Full anyway morning time that know me best i feel like me and taylor might still have sex why i made that [ __ ] famous i made that [ __ ] famous for all the girls that got [ __ ] from kanye west if you see him in the streets give him kaye’s best wife they mad they Ain’t famous a man in the store trying to try his best but he just can’t seem to get kanye fresh but we still here famous yeah we still heard fans i’ve loved Sexy please [Laughter] this is not the time to play man cows around i need food bro i’m going to die how are you using them oh whoa whoa whoa i’m getting somewhere what the [ __ ] All these birch trees can i use these for wood too you’re [ __ ] this game isn’t built for [ __ ] idiots that was hurtful hey y’all let me know if y’all see somebody them [ __ ] be coming out of nowhere bro yo change my title to minecraft fastest minecraft time speed whoa wrong thing There we go how do i make six yo okay i made sticks oh got it excuse me oh my god thank you come here [ __ ] butthole smile why the [ __ ] it took so long for that car to die what is that is that a bee oh yeah come here low yo my sword High check inventory there you go oh yellow [ __ ] get that [ __ ] up oh yellow [ __ ] get that [ __ ] up oh yeah what you get that [ __ ] out too little [ __ ] yeah okay i need a bed right no no no no Oh [ __ ] wrong screen oh [ __ ] i was trying to tab out so i could run bro and it changed my [ __ ] okay i think we straight no we straight we straight we go we we we good we good get a furnace hold on let me go get this cow Yo i know i’m being i know i’m playing like a noob i don’t got my skin if i die i gotta put a skin on yo why they don’t die as quick as they do on ps4 or ps5 or like what why they don’t die So like hit it once i have to admit i’ve busted massive massive loads to you huh bruce am i gay that’s weird oh i see it take three hits but if you spam it and take more who the [ __ ] thought that would make sense yo i need to eat some meat I gotta be careful too i gotta wash my back i watched my son play this the music is fine but i have no clue how to play good luck little dude you all forgot minecraft got fire music to beat my dick to my parents having sex Is that weird like has anyone else in deo done that or just me type [ __ ] because i don’t like to think i’m tuning out all donations chat y’all y’all read them i’m focused i’m not reading nothing i’m not even responding to nothing because if i die it’s over Bruce let me see if i can help you no first you’re gonna make a wooden axe and pickaxe okay if you hold down shift when you craft it will make it quickly in place in your inventory if you don’t make a house before night dig into a Hill eat to heal okay night is bs okay so okay boy i was gonna say who the [ __ ] pulling up on me no more deaths i need to stop running i i need to i just need to walk everywhere guys greetings should i make a bed or does it not matter Oh my god [ __ ] man and some [ __ ] talk about my music what the [ __ ] is this the little bar when you swing lets you know when you can hit again that [ __ ] was so garbage bro oh my god that bar was garbage i [ __ ] with busy too but that [ __ ] was garbage If that is him why would i make a house why would i make a house bro it don’t matter right click it oh my god you [ __ ] are geniuses okay so we need more spruce how i’m doing so far is this fun to watch is it only fun to watch because i’m ass I feel like i only like watching me play games because i’m bad at games bro i’m finally catching on i’m not bad at every game i played on i’m only bad at certain games like [ __ ] like this they gotta be old are you serious happy five months bruce love you no Hey bruce monkey balls do i do i need to make an x like should i make one hella keller doing better than this bs well helen keller couldn’t see or read so i’m doing better in general so you can [ __ ] off how the [ __ ] do i make a wooden ass with X watch out for them tall black [ __ ] don’t look at them either they get angry i know that i know that i know that yo chad night time bro i can’t bro it’s so much like a bro this [ __ ] is [ __ ] with my brain bro i got it also oh clothing line dropper Me Oh yeah 18 months max all right let me get right hey stop calling okay i feel like i can actually get far on this and actually almost beat it suck my saggy nuts you [ __ ] burger i can only make a shovel why why can i only make a shovel these You got to upgrade your kit gangi make a wooden pickaxe open the crafting table and put three wood oh yeah cross the top and two sticks down the middle and then go collect stone to get cobblestone and making your weapons out of stone makes them stronger it didn’t give me nothing Love you bruce bloody too w all right i’m set let me let me let me let me i’m not even gonna go outside i need to make a bed i need to make a bed huh a bed a bed yeah a queens bed look down and working hard Like it’s a bad thing [ __ ] i’m the last man standing if you ask me i was just broke not long ago it feel like last week remember [ __ ] in their benzes rise past me i to make a bed i have wool and y’all probably bros is somebody in Here probably thinking i’m i’m playing but i’m dead ass serious be in the crafting table [ __ ] talking about some be the crafting table what are you talking bro i’m being the [ __ ] i’m doing the crafting table bro bruce ray jones iii you have been selected as the us Military reward three planes means you must shake ass and bounce on some dick when told to oh i got one call me weird again before me and my albuquerque [ __ ] run in your [ __ ] and punch a [ __ ] hole through your chest like you was [ __ ] iron man [ __ ] we don’t play Man i love how the [ __ ] do i put the bed down oh [ __ ] i’m on the beef hold on run it up gonna defense keep my thing with me gotta keep on getting this money and i know i’m on my way to better days so [ __ ] hey they wanna see me and my Great helen keller myth cause ain’t no way that blind and death [ __ ] wrote a book what’s the next step my god remember that song bruce used to play it started like can’t fall asleep i seen some [ __ ] in my dreams you gotta get out in the open stay out The areas with a bunch of trees bro i don’t have stone for a furnace bro stop sucking my dick mgl watch a tutorial this [ __ ] hurt to watch your [ __ ] stupid and don’t talk back either what the [ __ ] is you speaking to [ __ ] i’ll talk back to you what up whatever The [ __ ] i want to what is this what’d that do oh that was a uh a little um uh the red suit for the blood i wore my brown pants stream hashtag real stinker did i pick it up this is hurting me [ __ ] god damn when the [ __ ] was it When the [ __ ] was was a [ __ ] cow this fast nigga’s running like you seen [ __ ] bow bro what the [ __ ] when’s the next day or fall so i love you keep doing what you do people hey thank you no i’m planning to see like a pro right Now dig straight down you could fall into lava or a cave and die Animal abuse shut the [ __ ] up love you bruce lock the [ __ ] broods that was kind of stupid kyle was in here what’d he say what that big head ass [ __ ] say bro it’s like i can’t i can’t pay attention to the chat while playing this because anything can happen at any time Play play minecraft we should play the single player and right click to pick up the whole stack of items yo shout out to the helpers man not scared to help i’m gonna be honest that erod [ __ ] just suck i’m doing perfectly fine okay y’all said after that make a furnace right I got one i got cold too i can cook my meats please don’t eat zombie meat plus you do need a house to not get killed by a creeper love you gangy i got stone stone stone pickaxes now in axis bruce can you say davey in the [ __ ] baby are you a [ __ ] Don’t play with him [ __ ] don’t play oh let me grab them fat balls for the one time love you bruce everything you craft has to be planks three planks on the bottom and three wool on the middle makes a bed you can sleep through the night cooking food is better for you Oh [ __ ] you’re right damn i didn’t cook that food okay hold on hold on okay okay you’re right i’m at the i’m at the setup shop right here y’all think right here is a good area yes i know no why why isn’t it in a good area why why not I’m not listening to you i don’t need y’all you know you can use the search bar to find items i didn’t know that bro thank you yo d4k thank you for the 10 gifted yo cole burns so fast bro just put that [ __ ] in there the [ __ ] oh i mentioned my boss Can you tell a lot he just covered my get themselves too by the way hey i just want to take a moment to tell you how much you have really helped me i appreciate you helping me realizing how much money i was [ __ ] wasting on your blackouts [Laughter] you’re not It seems like you relapse [ __ ] because you just gave me a dollar he’ll be here still oh [ __ ] i don’t want no problem bro okay what do i do after this these [ __ ] really some crafters okay you never really know what bees be on for real bro they just be on [ __ ] Uh iron huh [ __ ] collect stone with your pickaxe to upgrade your weapons and you’ll be able to cook your food i cook i’m cooking my food already [ __ ] you late [ __ ] i think i’m able to mechanically move the way i want to move because of my ducky keyboard and my logitech g pro Wireless but that’s just my guess i wasn’t really a pc gamer yo where the [ __ ] are these bees coming from oh [ __ ] question mark why the [ __ ] these bees look like arthur come on almost done me and my shooters from new hampshire [ __ ] albuquerque oh [ __ ] really keep This piece no lego bruce watch out we coming for you too daddy that [ __ ] said him in his game keep the peace no lego okay well i’ve seen all y’all [ __ ] get robbed at the chevron then these chickens weak as [ __ ] y’all ain’t gonna kept the [ __ ] Helping me i know y’all [ __ ] is the type of [ __ ] that remind the teacher y’all got homework listen find the village or had homework but thank you for the help though [ __ ] losers this ain’t school [ __ ] but i appreciate it but [ __ ] okay i’m not in the open though Oh [ __ ] it’s turning night wait streams for the month of february is night bad though it’s isn’t it crazy how i only stream 38 hours this morning i’m still one of the best my bad that sounded a little narcissistic i’m sorry my [ __ ] don’t boost my ego just call me a [ __ ] gangsters What the [ __ ] hey d thank you for the fight i get it where do i go where do i go where do i go i know i’m about to go bro they like really don’t [ __ ] care bro like [ __ ] ain’t finn talk back now watch a Tutorial now shut the [ __ ] up to ask in all these damn questions hey rick you lucky this game and [ __ ] save my life [ __ ] or you’ll still be getting robbed every day now how the [ __ ] i put there we go hey thank you for the 13 months excuse me Jump while hitting animals with your sword to critical hit it makes it quicker to kill yo thank you bro thank you for the bit see see see bro it’s a quick cleaner not gonna lie Is yo just a heads up you have to make a portal go to a world get blaze rods and ender pearls craft ender pearls and blaze rods use the ender eye to get to the end portal and go through and kill the dragon and destroy its heel crystals so good luck [ __ ] And i’ma beat it to have an aneurysm watching you play this dusty ass game ffr yo d4k with the 25 get the subs wait y’all seen a boat blue boat what do you mean do i have a job do i have a job yet oh my god it is a boat I’m on that [ __ ] like that [ __ ] from uh oh [ __ ] we hit the mother lode hayley [ __ ] [ __ ] mike watches in the crib to avoid mobs spawning in and outside for the same also you can make cold blocks by filling all the slots with coal it burns slower that’s it These [ __ ] lame bro thank you for the 25 get that deep okay how many female viewers do you think you have is snowing in here what the [ __ ] is that that’s not snow i got to have it yo mc’s used to make dumb long ass songs can y’all skip this [ __ ] bro Davey and get inflamed in his group chat now because of your [ __ ] bro minecraft is actually very like draining but it’s like i love to grind bro cause i don’t know i don’t know how to explain the ground should i go down here oh my god iron Should i feel like if i go down here i’m gonna find diamonds hey twins You scary as [ __ ] little man just buzzing yo what is this green [ __ ] just for me what was i supposed to do You can make charcoal in the furnace w the planks and raw logs if you don’t want to go into a mine boy y’all getting me too ahead of myself i don’t even know what the [ __ ] the next step is from baltimore psych fuckball tomorrow why do i need to build a house though Bro Okay i have a little bit of iron i gotta melt some down shift and right click to move items faster okay thank you y’all are so helpful chad that’s why y’all deserve all the subs and get this others in the world i don’t know from who but not me Or you could just use twitch promise point prime oh yeah bruh said jump so i can get a critical hit on they ass come here fat ass that [ __ ] don’t work so what’s the hardest part about this dinosaurs oh my god look it’s california is that another one of those things right Oh my god no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no my north carolina [ __ ] really get down oh my god i found a cave though oh my god i found a cave i want to punch the [ __ ] sped out of your dumbass no [ __ ] Oh my god [ __ ] make a server so we’ll all complain she oh my god bro that was not even my fault bro [ __ ] oh my god bro they fooled me okay no i understand no rule number one rule number one don’t feel down [ __ ] bro oh my god i just did so much Bro i just did so much bro they work a bees they get [ __ ] done yo [ __ ] the [ __ ] the song request i gotta listen to the minecraft music i gotta change my skin i gotta i gotta i gotta change my minecraft skin there’s no way that i’m Going out this bad bro there’s just no way it’s it’s the music it’s the gangster music bro that’s what it is it’s the gangster music trolled by a one-legged hamster on a wheel ain’t it what the [ __ ] there we go um there we go where the music letter p in square there we Go all right how do i go back quit the game if you read this your buns yo zami what if i just banned you right now huh what if i just banned you what if i just banned you that’s what i thought what the [ __ ] is this Me and my del ware [ __ ] really get down we would press you new york [ __ ] and watch out bruce you next daddy bro i’m gonna be honest i haven’t heard of delaware in forever [ __ ] so like i didn’t even know y’all [ __ ] still existed out there y’all boys doing good y’all need Another [ __ ] yearly food supply what the [ __ ] y’all are literally unknown to earth stick to reacting you don’t know how to play minecraft you idiot don’t you ever ever ever now i have to beat this no now i have to be this no no no i’m Not going to play i’m not going to play regular i’m going to be i’m going to be hardcore watch i’m going to practice off stream watch watch okay no because i’m actually a variety gamer i just fell back a little bit it’s all good watch i can beat this before anybody i will Really play this [ __ ] off stream on stream every single day until i beat it i don’t give a [ __ ] i will some way put this at the end of the stream or whatever stream it is then when i stream and i will play it until i [ __ ] beat It every time i don’t care i will practice i would do practice runs i will actually become a minecraft speedrunner does anyone in chat remember the song bruce used to play it used to start like can’t fall asleep i seen some [ __ ] in my dreams i’ve been looking for it for Quite some time boy don’t nobody know what the [ __ ] you is talking about what are you talking about i hate when the [ __ ] sacks that pay the [ __ ] up nose like wait bruh i fell asleep in my dreams bro what [Laughter] yo bruce can you say tim tim rogers you A [ __ ] ass [ __ ] hey y’all crack me up who the [ __ ] is tim tim rogers all right be quiet serious mo for real damn head [Laughter] yo bruce let me make you a skinny goated with that [ __ ] bro i got hella skins on my crowd bro i just joined and got four s [ __ ] that’ll happen ah bro i didn’t know this [ __ ] was gonna be this hardcore this [ __ ] is [ __ ] hardcore sex in my [ __ ] why don’t we just all play together cuz i don’t [ __ ] wanna play with you [ __ ] ass [ __ ] you lonely [ __ ] how about that maybe i want to play by myself Mushroom suit yo where my music at though need to come in and lay the smackdown on yo ass live on stream just get good and you won’t have tea screamed our mass p brain ass kelp for brains ass [ __ ] give it a minute it turns on automatically does it turn On when i deserve it please for the love of all that is holy let me help you it care if it’s a skype call a discord or a [ __ ] letter through usps i cannot stand this anymore you didn’t want somebody to talk to lonely ass [ __ ] everybody point that [ __ ] get no [ __ ] pointing at that [ __ ] and laugh please let me help you skype call whatever i just want a friend lonely ass [ __ ] [ __ ] you [ __ ] ass [ __ ] minecraft and imma beat this [ __ ] this [ __ ] is easy it’s a children’s game bro i just don’t know i never i’ve never [ __ ] tried to beat The ender dragon he won’t buy a house in real life and he won’t build a house in the game bro got house phobia what bro what the [ __ ] do y’all be talking about okay i’m actually gonna like speed run this bruce say c3 a [ __ ] [ __ ] this and chris paul you a [ __ ] [ __ ] how about that leave me alone the [ __ ] am i doing come on bruce there we go get this started bruce get it started yeah there we go i’m learning i’m learning it’s a scary sight i learn fast i learn fast bruce i love the confidence but there is Absolutely no way you beat it on hardcore i had daughters all my life you feel me i know what it feel to be doubted i know i i i know how to feel when i’m doubted it just fuels me it’s obese [ __ ] we not having food shortages in delaware get off our dick You fat nose not knowing how to play minecraft ass [ __ ] i just feel like if y’all was really on my side y’all will be on my side Can i eat that can i eat these come on that cow’s my [ __ ] twin man rp my [ __ ] twin Always why the [ __ ] these trees so goddamn thick though you can tell when the little [ __ ] sleepy start spewing straight [ __ ] i do the same when i’m sleeping so i can’t laugh at that is that another boat no how long y’all think it’s going to take Me to beat this same length my whole life i bet i love you too taco to be honest i say like three streams cause y’all don’t really want me to get good at this [ __ ] because then it’s not gonna be funny anymore because if i do and then if i beat it Then it’s gonna be like damn he beat it bruce him back i love you i need to find some uh some stone or matter of fact i need some more trees wait where’s my crab table i left it oh my god that was a new move minecraft ass geek I see cash off in that ass the [ __ ] am i doing happy whatever months brucey pooh emblazoned thanks for telling me that okay what do i need bruce bruce i instigated a fight between two freshmen yesterday and now one of them [ __ ] is in the icu what do i do hey Just prepare for your karma [ __ ] that’s all i can say cause it’s coming what is that fire oh my god last donner cause i know kelly stretch but you build a house to keep your stuff in you won’t win don’t dig down hide at night because the mobs would jump you if You want you can call me t he and i’ll help 67 i’ll dm you come here pep [ __ ] the opef a point the [ __ ] up fatty when did i download the california skin pack i don’t know oh my god can you shout out my quadrille p washington boy [ __ ] you Hey any fat people in here get up get like upset when i say like anything about that hey bud i came into my son’s room and he was crying because you called him a fats to keep up with that and imma come see you Now my son my fault your son a fat [ __ ] why can’t he come see me can he walk badass my [ __ ] damn i love brucey yo run okay i got everything i’m pretty sure okay what do i need i got food i need happy seven months How are your mental gang stone i need stone i’m good what about you oh yeah can i is this stone stop [ __ ] the weak assads how much money y’all think minecraft made what’s good bruce what’s up what the [ __ ] is my minecraft music yo where am i this [ __ ] world sucks dick finally Are you serious we all know when you get off stream you’re more lonely than batman when his dead parents die backpack smoking so good right now wow brother that was a [ __ ] low blow man all right anyways oh my god i got to build a new crafting Table 12 months and ain’t never said my name [ __ ] you [ __ ] damn i just missed it god damn my fault bro yo koku thank you for the 13 months thank you for the 12 months though bro i bet i missed it damn [ __ ] big 13. how The [ __ ] did this pork chop get cooked i don’t even have a furnace yet see y’all i’m already doing [ __ ] way faster i just got to learn that’s it bro y’all [ __ ] never took a [ __ ] passive test without studying just gotta learn bro that’s it it’s easy If you went gay theoretically how big would you take it excuse me no code to be honest bro i feel like four is enough he look at all these [ __ ] losers saying facts little dick losers ldls little dick [ __ ] losers you know what’s crazy bro i follow some do [ __ ] and if y’all Keep putting them dumb ass [ __ ] tweets on my timelines talking about some four inches is enough stop retweeting that lame ass [ __ ] you [ __ ] cook the [ __ ] is wrong with you dumbass she’s lying for impressions you look dick dumbass like what the [ __ ] bro i be having a block [ __ ] all that bro I block everybody that tweet like that i don’t give a [ __ ] men or women big potato they get blocked bro all that retweet for good luck to find a hundred dollars shut the [ __ ] up and get a job bro twitter been pissing me off lately what the [ __ ] is that w What the [ __ ] what is this what oh my god this is the run hurry hurry hey bruce can you do me a favor and say isaiah rogers you a [ __ ] ass [ __ ] this [ __ ] take a long [ __ ] time what the [ __ ] five months dad what oh my god cp3 Now say [ __ ] c3 lil [ __ ] curse of vanishing yo we gotta hurry up will this work this [ __ ] got no dedication nor drive to continue to play i don’t have a bed bro what about you stinky grouper oh [ __ ] oh it was just the floor the floor is lava kids Okay where am i going high for tonight i think up here is fine like how the [ __ ] do i got two hands right now oh my [ __ ] god bruce yo how do i take it cycle you big how do i take this from my other hand oh i see I think i’m good right here hold on you know this [ __ ] remind me uh [ __ ] remind me a movie like i forgot what the movie was oh like that [ __ ] that was stuck in that um mark wahlberg i think uh i think i’m good right here okay let’s just wait go back Why would i go back i beat this game when i was 9 years old and you as a 42 year old man can’t even get an iron pickaxe you should be begging me for my help you sour cream-brained ass [ __ ] you beat this game because your parents had the Autistic version on your xbox 360. you [ __ ] loser shut up dumb [ __ ] i’m beating it the real way on pc since when tf did you play minecraft this is a men’s game [ __ ] get it right and today you know what bro [ __ ] all that hot and [ __ ] well never mind I’ll take that back completely hey yo 260 pounds bad for fifth grade i think i have potential for the nba no way okay 452 pounds in the fifth grade potential for the nba [ __ ] you mean a sumo wrestler crushed fingers fat ass no [ __ ] nba potential [ __ ] Got the potential of a [ __ ] pro eater yo so what do i need to um love you i need to find sheep bro they didn’t spawn no sheep in here last time it was easy to get a bed that’s really what i need huh a bed yeah for sure i need a bed I need to hide right now i’m moving stupid i’m moving way too stupid no i like this [ __ ] because it’s a different type of [ __ ] scenario every time what if i get kyra speedy to train me pause or not throw some mustard everywhere i [ __ ] go y’all think he would be down Oh my god theo twerk guild wars twerk video twerk oh [ __ ] how am i gonna get you for being on carlos dick yo aaron the don thank you for the resub bro i hate nighttime in minecraft it makes me feel like i gotta i gotta go to sleep Or [ __ ] remind me of the jackson five what about him how do i remind you of the jackson five because i’m black hmm i’m trying to think i’m not gonna lie it’s taking you four weeks tops aka a month or you might not beat it at all if We being honest can i get a facts in the chat nobody’s agreeing with you you’re a [ __ ] loser you ran from palm uh king and got [ __ ] horse seeming dipped on you [ __ ] you [ __ ] loser you’re the laughing stock in school nobody [ __ ] likes you Stop trying to get stop trying to get up bro stop trying to persuade a chat with donations and [ __ ] bro today i got you right [ __ ] nobody knows like nobody cares bro i know i’m gonna beat it bro like i don’t care how long it takes as Long as i beat it that don’t matter it took [ __ ] how long do you think it took the first dude to beat this [ __ ] [ __ ] you you long hair daddy murphy how you come up with that one i just remembered the scene from jackass bro oh no that was pig semen I don’t know how i came up with horse what the [ __ ] the sheep said sleep how the [ __ ] the sheep sleep when i’m supposed to be counting them this game not making sense dog what the [ __ ] say yes if bruce has a fatty oh my god bro Shut the [ __ ] up i’m trying to sleep what if i just give up is it worth it to give up would i be a [ __ ] if i gave up jokes don’t get to me cause i hate being fat but food is so good when im high so it Is what is you feel me okay can somebody start to pull should i give up yes yo please vote yes please bro please please bro please please yo ma’s make a po please please bro please oh bro i feel like i got i feel like When i beat this it’s going to be like a [ __ ] memorial day bro like it’s going that’s going to be the day bruce thanks for being my favorite streamer and putting me on to mys keith hey no problem man i made him did you know calling other people fat Like we won’t push the nose off the side of the mountain and oh my god okay one more run but this time i’m gonna get somewhere then i’m gonna save it part four i gotta get ahead and then save that’s what i have to do bro i have to come back to it Right Go i feel like playing uh competitive um damn forward i feel like i’m playing competitive mortal kombat bro yes sir play it do it all right after this run what is up needle dick where the [ __ ] did that just come from like yo it’s march 1st we made it to march Y’all bruce are you really gonna let of children’s video game humble you is that what we’re supposed to expect from our streamer you want 27 000 people to watch you fail you want our entertainment to be at the expense of your dignity beat them that’s true that’s true that is true That is [ __ ] true that is [ __ ] true that’s true that is [ __ ] true i can’t oh my god almost leaked something like come on look at this world like what you know what i can’t complain twin [ __ ] god turn water in the wine facts that mean i can do anything watch me work Look at this spent what watch me work watch how far i get count down actually actually tommy on this right here yo leo wee-wee brucey eight months bruce but you are hilariously stupidly thank you for the eight months you can put a timer in game speed run this say less How do i do it how do i do it options accessibility settings dom follows a app okay not in the game okay yo you [ __ ] up my run relax Four inches does that mean i have a chance brucey question mark do i I ain’t gonna lie bro coming home from school i start my first console that i ever had online on was xbox 360. because i found 20 in my neighbor’s yard and i went and bought gold with that and all i played was mw2 trickshotting in minecraft and my first gamertag when I changed my gamertag i had enough money for that it was fluff it’s crazy i was a [ __ ] geek man nah if he wasn’t trick shotting you wasn’t a cool ass [ __ ] what the [ __ ] don’t forget to make armor and a shield and always try to upgrade your weapons i Ain’t gonna cap i gotta ask my mama what happened to my xbox she probably pawned that [ __ ] damn you had an og tag naw my name was fluffs it was like fluff with two z’s [ __ ] was gay [Laughter] yo it’s no animals on this [ __ ] [ __ ] said i was a ninja defused type of [ __ ] i hated [ __ ] like you i hated [ __ ] who ran around with tomahawks and [ __ ] who ninja defused and then recorded it like bro this biome sucks [ __ ] balls hold on hi bruce you really a [ __ ] ass [ __ ] Long say [ __ ] c3 not cp3 dumb [ __ ] pls daddy [ __ ] [ __ ] supreme problems how about that fault [ __ ] see how that [ __ ] flipped leave me alone what the [ __ ] what the [ __ ] shut up [ __ ] just [ __ ] set up a base somewhere mine a whole bunch of [ __ ] and collect Until you get enough to fight the ender dragon yes sir sorry sir how you gonna play like a sped kid then yell at us and not listen to us when we literally telling you what to do so how about you shut up and listen to us you French [ __ ] you rob is better than you i would hope that [ __ ] 27 year old gamer is better than me what the [ __ ] [ __ ] been playing it this is my first day why the [ __ ] are you on my dick he played this [ __ ] way more than me man Get tf out the forest you in this [ __ ] playing round like you tarzan you [ __ ] cantaloupe you getting on my damn nose [Laughter] all right my bad i’m done playing for real serious okay i see coal up there should i get the call up there go in this cave Oh i’m getting blessed right now you gotta sleep or a phantom finner kill you and you can’t run away what the [ __ ] oh oh my god i can’t win for [ __ ] losing bro matter of fact i’m fighting that [ __ ] where he at this is my cave [ __ ] my cave My cave my [ __ ] cave back to what the [ __ ] i was doing all right boom bruce archibald bartholomew when you open a chest or isn’t getting food out of the furnace all of the stuff to your inventory press left shift i got a ducky where is that where’s left Shift y’all gotta understand i’m not on the full keyboard bro i’m gonna 50 there we go you can mine without a cave to find [ __ ] stop being [ __ ] stupid my fat arsanti would figure this [ __ ] out faster well yeah i bet she would she’ll do [ __ ] she don’t do [ __ ] But sit around in her rascal all day she would have time to play this [ __ ] game [ __ ] go let’s go that’s not even iron you’ve been on this [ __ ] talking crazy like a [ __ ] won’t make that call plea don’t make that car bro i been living lavish bruh please You make that call this over for me man it’s like i’m gonna have to hit the restart button like i’m playing hardcore in real life that [ __ ] gonna put me in the depression man let me have it what’s good bruce and taylor okay i got i need this cold cause i Gotta cook my food that i don’t have yet let’s go deeper i’m in this [ __ ] k [ __ ] oh [ __ ] this is probably one of the worst things i could do but it could turn into the best things thank my 21 months you french bastard thank you for the 21 months dad I’m about to handle this [ __ ] hello bruce this is the father of marcus he told me you said his grandma has 20-pound ankles and uses a hamster wheel to get around i’ll have you know his grandma he’s up and walking and perfectly fine stop with the low blows man [Laughter] yo i’m hungry Can you say was up to my cousin his name isaiah hey what’s good isaiah you’re a [ __ ] i’m just playing my fault okay let me know when y’all see a cow pig chicken fox cat can these kill me can i eat these yo this [ __ ] look [ __ ] stupid i’m About to kill it hey bruce i getting my first car in a couple weeks [ __ ] is fast god damn g37 get infinity you look like you used to work at good burger looking [ __ ] crap that [ __ ] was so lame i left oh my god look chad mommy what the [ __ ] up [ __ ] [ __ ] up with all that oink [ __ ] ning got jumped [ __ ] up without that oink oink [ __ ] god damn [ __ ] [ __ ] okay this little [ __ ] think he untouchable [ __ ] and i’ma let your brother live so he could grieve and slide and get his [ __ ] killed too i love you bruce ladies you’re Hilariously stupid lol you donated that twice he just said damn [Laughter] what the [ __ ] okay okay okay whoa whoa okay let me stop laughing hey [ __ ] is about to get real serious real fast okay boom got everything i need cobblestone come on come on come on come on okay like this We put this down [ __ ] got gunned down by a [ __ ] with absolutely zero muscle mass and no eyes you’re wasting all of your crafting channels donations stick to edates p brains donkey [ __ ] this is not a death this is not a death right here this is not a death uh bro The thing is i call my god yes it is no it’s not i’m gonna find some i’m gonna watch this there we go i love you digging down ain’t always bad bro trust it’s a 50 50. bruce was really chilling eating popcorn and watching dicks on the big screen bro The jackass movie was good yo what my [ __ ] hello oh chad can you play gta 4 after minecraft pls okay i got it let me get some of this stone out the way to be honest for a beginner i think i’m doing good not to to my own horn or anything i Think i’m doing pretty well hello bruce this is the father of marcus he told me you said his grandma has 20 pound ankles and uses a hamster wheel to get around please stop he is your biggest fan i do not approve young buck dumb ass [ __ ] donated two dollars to Tell me the same thing you got dementia oh man dumb [ __ ] i heard you the first time [ __ ] you and your mama yo [ __ ] you thought this was now watch this if you don’t beat it this run you’re gay um here we go should i go up Let me make sure i got all my this is giving me light down here i like it diamond [ __ ] was broke kf but not to be honest bro what’s up after four years why would i go up bro this is pretty roomy all i need is a bed but whoa what the [ __ ] Oh no i need torches damn i like i like the light i don’t like the dark let me get one of those there we go i made torches there we go so bruce you just gone let minecraft [ __ ] you like that you long head [ __ ] joker it’s pretty spacious This is not abandoned come train tonight he won’t come train tonight okay at least you know who who i am after years of me going home from uh middle school watching his videos watching crew craft man the good old days speedy h2o delirious that dj [ __ ] um and the fat one I don’t know if he’s still fat my bad if you’re not love you brucey man don’t what the [ __ ] them videos bro yeah jehovah is in um in in sidearms man 21 months those are real crafters i don’t know who these new [ __ ] is i’m just saying I don’t know who these new [ __ ] i’m not dissing the new [ __ ] i’m just saying they the new [ __ ] not touching the old [ __ ] hey just saying just saying miz what’s up i don’t know who sunday is yo you see i’m almost to 20k subs you want to help with that or no Not this much understandable taxes tax season i get it next month what you mean not this month though it’s not yo you have problems bro you actually have problems so let me get this straight i don’t want to put i don’t want to put laws on your name But why you haven’t sent out a prayer for ukraine tweet i love you mane do you not support ukraine you’re making otk look bad just saying bro i’m just the outside dude looking in i love you does minecraft dead bro who is the who is the new the new what’s it called yo Oh my god d 50 gifted oh wait did the [ __ ] reset did the gift leaderboard reset now you upgraded to week when you thank you for the 50 gifted no you know i don’t know what you’re talking about thank you bro i ain’t gonna cap chat that’s y’all daddy for tonight Everybody say thank you 20k i still got to do a 24 hour too thank you so much bro i appreciate it for real [ __ ] crazy why i get more love playing minecraft i’m about to play this [ __ ] what the [ __ ] do this game automatically just make everybody peaceful and show love Been subbed for a year let me jiggle that [ __ ] bro let me jiggle that [ __ ] man bro coming home from school hopping on minecraft with the boys nothing like it bruce you’re not welcomed in massachusetts if i catch you lacking i’m going to introduce your neck onto the pavement biscuit eating [ __ ] Yo we all threaten me it’s so funny bro it’s like that one episode when spongebob was getting punched and he was just laughing finally hit a year because y’all literally wouldn’t even confront your middle school bullies y’all [ __ ] are [ __ ] it’s still nighttime much love bruce and chat theo heart the audio I’ve never been bullied if i was bullied i would tell y’all because i’m that open but i never was love you daddy I didn’t get beat up by a girl neither high bruce high i actually whooped her ass i was nine So now when i say that i bought a girl and i whipped her ass because she kicked dirt in my sister’s face my sister was like five years old like history month that’s the only reason i fought her deal sad only reason other than i’ve never nah I feel like that was the only reason for a valid fight with a girl i whipped her ass what the [ __ ] ngl i wanna buy ter mustache and whisperdale ah how haven’t you not built the house bro why do y’all keep telling me to build a house i don’t need this is hardcore What are y’all talking about d4k thank you for the 10 [ __ ] gifted bro i appreciate you thank you now you got you okay bro you got money bro mcdonald’s thank you a hundred in total if you marinate it in cheese and put it with a cider barbecue sauce it bus I’m gonna be honest i [ __ ] this [ __ ] completely up by like and put some light in here it’s kind of getting scary in here scary terry y’all think monsters gonna drop in here no big ass glob of lava gonna fall on you oh the gift leaderboard reset in a bit Leaderboard reset i think in the morning i think i don’t know if it didn’t already because it is march 1st right A mule fell off i mean got banned for 30 days didn’t he i know some of y’all [ __ ] seen that [ __ ] named ben and was like no he was gonna gift me what happened [ __ ] out of here let me see what’s going on on the outside world never mind the heart cleo heart Almost it’s almost on look at all the geeks getting mad pushing their glasses up smelling likes because you don’t know what you doing turn down the music no turn during turn down your four uh four watt sentence on your computer it should like like hear better [ __ ] was waiting for them look at this [ __ ] he was weighing on your whole ass [ __ ] look at you now [ __ ] [ __ ] i respect your grind bro thank you i appreciate that man where the [ __ ] am i going where the [ __ ] am i going [ __ ] always Child about his ducky but i never hear no quacking i’d summoned yo wrister gemini thank you for the 25 gifted [ __ ] [ __ ] always talking about his ducky but i never hear quacking something going on you dumb [ __ ] a keyboard ass there we go almost all i lost my [ __ ] where’d my [ __ ] go Oh i got my [ __ ] do i okay [ __ ] yo if you get gifted by anybody that gets us up make sure you thank them personally no it’s raining that little pig finna become sasuke and mercas in a couple years i can’t wait yo chunky thank you for the three gifted I appreciate you thank you so much thank you for the twist promise too oh yeah y’all probably got choice prime subs make sure y’all use them here your twitch prime probably uh [ __ ] uh ran out on shrewd and ninja and that mischief [ __ ] use it here love you bruce sanders i I don’t know what to do bro the rain throws me off they doing this on purpose wanna say what’s up to my girl i know she’d be in the streams too chad what is my next step i can’t wait to see you this saturday princess what is what is the next step bed Mine you [ __ ] oh [ __ ] i’m in the snow oh my god i thought that was like a creeper about to explode i’m gonna be honest this [ __ ] world is garbage there’s no animals it’s no bees it’s nothing where the [ __ ] am i hold on whoa that [ __ ] look dumb cool i’m gonna Go down here hold on oh [ __ ] okay hold on i know what to do i know what to do ain’t no gods you can pray to in minecraft wish you the best of luck [ __ ] oh [ __ ] [ __ ] tv’s Somebody said you blow in from stupid town [ __ ] oh my god Video Information
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