For e it appears my microphone was off but now it should be fixed it appears my microphone yes it is fixed but now it should be fixed listen to that handsome man all right Minecraft M Minecraft Minecraft I meant to do a lot more I I just kind Of turned my brain off for a sec whoops I can’t close out of this and redo it whoops I uh well maybe it’ll be a good seed I meant to do a lot more than that like give it like a template or give it like coordinates or something else hi Jay you just Reminded me that I forgot to Ping the server I opened my [ __ ] phone I looked at it and then I just didn’t make sure you get your laundry done I need to get my laundry done but I’ve been neglecting it a sweet bro that’s just bad luck that’s just bad luck All right now we’re going to try what the [ __ ] is this just trying to play some mince ra for now huh there we go that was General yeah yeah templ what I was looking may you join us you are very welcome to join us but this will be a little bit difficult Or at least I’m hoping so oh yeah look at this this template is like four no not four three stories high [ __ ] Brady showed me these when he was over at my place not long ago he also showed me that this is just a worldwide jungle and I did not want That what I do want is to pull some nonsense and by that I mean [ __ ] I I actually don’t know what to decide part of me wants to do this cuz that looks [ __ ] hilarious and would also immediately result in my death I assume I mean there’s only one way to find Out I hate that the [ __ ] coordinates isn’t cheats there oh they took it out of cheats never mind I’d probably been different for a very long time yeah it’s right there this is well you know what nah got a Sky Block map I also have a Sky Block map my [ __ ] throat Dude what am I looking for what am I looking for oh okay it is on do I have any funny things to put on this no because this is my main oh yeah these are Cool yeah that’s it wait oh that said bat apis I about to say new bats coordinates a cheats bro that’s what I was thinking I could have sworn that it’s where they used to be though like I remember it never like turned the cheats stay on also no I don’t think I’m Sick I might have a cold cuz it’s [ __ ] cold and I’m not very well equipped to go out in the cold but besides that I should be nice and healthy I think it’s cuz I just [ __ ] woke up like an hour ago not even damn now that’s just a Mesa possibly even a bad land it’s very bad angry land oh there it is see I turn my render distance hella yeah I can see very far so this doesn’t really look like the deep dark which is what I was hoping for because I did not want to be spawned in the very Bottom of the world then again I hope this isn’t the whole world cuz this is looking like a huge Mesa biome or is this bad I don’t [ __ ] know all I know is it’s got the king of all trees and that’s what Matters oh you wanted to join did you get friended on my account or no Isn’t this you or am I wrong play Minecraft with a lot of people holy [ __ ] dude apparently I hit pause sometime in the way on the playback I have in front of my face what do you mean you’re almost There waiting patiently oh [ __ ] I thought my controller disconnected I’m waiting so patiently right Now TI I think I’m going to wait until Jay gives me some words Yeah I broke the full tree I did not mean to make two of these but I guess I have two now this will be fun you think I’ll find Stone I don’t oh you’re Right what was the uh you got to go further down like more I mean I can a lot further oh I hit Stone Sweet I think I’m on like top of a huge mountain My Level was 103 I was going to say yeah I feel like I’m really high up well let’s take a look at the sky really quick the clouds will tell me if that’s correct the clouds are still pretty decently high in the Sky but that also could be because they’re always pretty [ __ ] high in the sky I mean can’t you build up to the cloud I don’t remember oh wait I forgot the [ __ ] oh I have enough anyway you were not showing up for me veloc stone height limit changed height limit changed I mean That’s what I’m thinking there he is that’s the guy there he is what’s up bro absolutely styling get a load of this physique of a man complete kingly [ __ ] listen man we got to get the [ __ ] out of here we’re surrounded by Clay for Miles take these logs this crafting table Too like look at this kerbo is now lost give me the name give me the name give me your Name yeah can you VC the stream late as [ __ ] I can should bingus are you in here somewhere now or are you up here I’m going to assume you’ll just be able to see me let get some VC going jumping like genhat of the [ __ ] Are you still on the server Hil I feel like you are let me take a look see dude [ __ ] main chat this new Discord update is [ __ ] wild the one with the Mudkip yeah name in progress yeah I do see you right there yeah just come to [ __ ] General VC there he Is I’ll throw it on speaker yeah that stream was really [ __ ] up oh 100% I’m not surprised it goes through a PS4 you are also loud in here like my new skin I do like your new skin you want to [ __ ] tussle what the hell what what with the violence God damn why Is he got ears like horse she was a fairy see this spawn is like the worst uh this is a template for the deep dark not very deep oh my God it’s huge this entire place is huge holy [ __ ] it’s everywhere what the biome yeah is that The only oh there a jungle over here I guess I found a massive cave found a massive cave yeah come here hey there you are sry music oh world’s best connection know how to make Minecraft window I’m not sure if she’s on PC or she’s uh doing a switch thing I actually Don’t remember are you still on switch Jay no I not on switch I’m C on mobile oh I see are you playing Minecraft mobile eventually Minecraft Pocket Edition in this [ __ ] yep now that is [ __ ] awesome have a fun time I used to play uh oh there’s so Many [ __ ] zombies [ __ ] yeah this [ __ ] place is this is a really [ __ ] cave there’s an end too bro I’m going to die like it’s Java this is better kill like an ax [ __ ] what I bro’s pulling out an axe I wish I could Play on Java I my I can’t get any like recording software to work with my really bad PC yeah I I I tried to make a Minecraft like video it never works so yeah OBS just is really difficult to work with at least for new people if I have a good PC too It’s not even PC I’m just bad I don’t even know what I’m doing I’m just bad I mean [ __ ] sometimes it is the controller I know for a dummy fact it’s not the controller’s part felt on my part cuz I’m just not good at using that and also my computer is $500 yeah that’ll do it yeah that’ll do it there’s two end in this cave right now and I just looked at one well you’re a fool well you’re dead ran into the hole where my stuff was yeah I was going to say it accepted that with Grace what do I do about this Taking so much fall damage here there’s no food therez no like mobs spawn in this biome hold up I got a [ __ ] fishing I did this last time when I played Minecraft I got a fishing rod us and we left we migrated this will be a lot easier Because last time I did this we were under the [ __ ] ground and it still somehow worked trying to predict it or something slide it slide it slide it I need it then I need the [ __ ] furnaces also what I need oh right I forgot I had an apple I Killed the end and I got an end Pearl yo yo strs so you need a jav player I know right I’m might try to get a creeper expl oh there a creeper right ACR there is trying to get some iron I don’t see any iron though that’s the problem you See a creeper where oh yeah because we’re in Thea and the only thing that spawns is gold yeah I know I there’s iron in there but it’s like guarded I just got one piece I I was trying to mine iron a second ago but I was getting shot away from it We’re out here trying to excavate iron I’m that works I Mean oh [ __ ] okay I know I live in Rhode Island but who committed a crime this time there like four police car what the [ __ ] are you okay man yeah like that you started talking about it and then they slowly just came into your microphone I don’t care you’re playing Minecraft in the Cave looking for diamonds it’s funny I’m in the same cave looking for miners I will be right back I set up freaking why do you have a tree why do you have a tree on your back it’s a it’s like a giant tree she was bigger than the model of the player She does not want us to know yeah I thought she I hate dripstone caves there’s like nothing in them besides dripstone like ever like I know this sucks this sucks this sucks there’s a skeleton oh my God this sucks I need end’s looking at me again I’m G to die you can’t keep doing this to yourself [ __ ] can we go to a different place I don’t want to be here anymore this is a [ __ ] world I think I’m going to I think we’re going to go to a different yeah you I’m going to make a I’m going To use one of the yeah something different there there’s a good template in there that uh oh Jay’s fully gone my my favorite template all the time when I was like 10 it’s called stronghold below you spawn in a village and there’s like a stronghold right below it that’s true I had I did not know that templates were a thing until like just recently yeah cuz they’re not really prominent when you’re making a world yeah like you literally have to go fully to the seed and then it’s to the right on the top speaking of witch let me get this Going [ __ ] what else is good is the goddamn winding River and also the survival island is one one of my favorites I’ll do a normal one with no temp a normal world yes gotcha I’m still making it hard so I’m just saying with the Smith update In TF2 right now all the taunts are half off so I’m gon to spend like $100 on ta no I’ll be doing the exact same [ __ ] I’ve also recently gotten into marketplace.tf like everything’s so much cheaper oh yeah my uh my friend Brady is really into Marketplace and another time I’m like I’m going to get a key he’s like dude what are you doing just get it on Marketplace and I was like is that an external like I’m good he’s like dude you’re an idiot and I’m like yeah I know that’s I thought first like I don’t Really want to do that I like never mind cuz Conga is only five bucks on Marketplace TF it’s usually $20 imagine he has no idea what it usually is like Discord might be doing that [ __ ] thing so recently Discord has been like just dis allowing people to be heard by Me and I found to fix it I can do this did it fix well I’ve been able to hear you it fixed so I’ve been having mic issues with Discord and Discord specifically where it will just be like you know what I decided that you cannot hear each other Anymore it’s like disc C port’s like a divider between me and somebody else I feel like it just happened again most of the time I try to just wait it out because over time it’ll it’ll diminish and then I’ll be able to hear him again and it’ll it might even just Be like him talking and then it’ll just come in randomly yep there he goes he might do it himself did it work hello oh you can hear me I can now Discord is the best man yeah I know just fantastic has this been happening for you outside of you Calling me right now in the general chat no not at all actually I cannot believe it that means it’s probably a my phone issue I don’t I don’t understand what it could be though aity oh my God this is Jay calling in about the [ __ ] bombing Strike this is a good spawn we spawn a oak tree and there’s spru tree over there so I’m just go get one and we leave he’s going to go get a SE so we can repopulate the world Spruce exactly what I’m going to do I’m going to get a sapling and Leave I don’t understand how I touch water and then I immediately think to craft a boat because it’s like oh you unlock this recie because you touched [ __ ] water doesn’t make sense oh the fact that you cannot craft a boat until you touch Water I got a stick I don’t want to stick you should you should oh yeah my bad I forgot to jump in the water there we go y I legitimately was like why can’t I craft a bow where’s the where’s the recipe so dumb you could also just put It in the grid but like yeah I’m lazy I’ve Been Changed by this Democrat Minecraft this is the Minecraft that Democrats wanted you to play you like my Fan Cape I do like your fan cake cape the pane the panc cape oh dude what no way it’s Him dude it’s him right there look can I get your autograph kill him oh there’s another one over here beat his [ __ ] ass I tore his meat from his bones perfection on with our Voyage free mutton really on the floor with a piece ofay wo and there’s more there’s a ruin portal There’s a ruined portal what the hell wow three flints and Steels thanks wow America’s great three flint and Steels and four flints you guys want a flint and steel oh there’s two gold blocks we have IR oh dude if we had a bucket we could have [ __ ] finished this We no was a reaction oh what we have Flint Ste we can get cooked meat oh you’re right hold up there’s a chicken right here too me a chicken my bad I love this game this is great oh [ __ ] I forgot the boat Oh no I got to go back and get the Boat Jay’s popping in and out of the chat yep she cannot decide she’s indecisive she can’t decide I can’t [ __ ] stop thinking about that every now and then a really [ __ ] old song from like got 2010 not even come on dude come on dude there What do you think what do you think of Lego fortnite I have conflicting feelings about Lego fortnite I think it’s pretty boring I think it’s boring too but I think it has potential that makes me really sad I thought it was just going to be like Lego world like that one awesome Lego Game that was long I thought it was going to be fortnite with Lego characters yeah that would have been funny but no if they just be like worst Lego worlds with fortnite there not even guns L Minecraft what the [ __ ] did I welcome back two equally sized trees they Perfectly aligned to each other oh dude that’s beautiful this is something this says something about our society and this skin color difference anyway I’m going to get the oak tree really quick and then we’re going to leave there on fire um probably not considering the fact that they’re surrounded in the opposite of That why Real Men set water on fire app I hear cave noises I thought it was annoying I think it’s annoying but at the same time it helps you find caves when you’re just chilling on the surface you’ll hear it and you’ll just be like all right I’m going Down yeah I don’t know why I was going that way I meant to go this way I to play this game like 4:00 in the morning something honestly yeah that’s just the vibe though is just Minecraft hours why is that piece of gravel almost broken see That never mind it just looked like it was it did look like it was from far away have Bedrock tweaks on like XP bar is gay the XP bar is gay yeah it’s like rainbow and also I have full grass blocks for some reason that’s cool dude Oh [ __ ] that’s a [ __ ] Creek we should stop right here that look like a great spot stop bet hold up oh I’m just okay you should come back faster World Generation has been [ __ ] since like cave upate bro like what is this I have no idea I was looking at it a second Ago can I have a boat please I told you this oh oh map okay what you I’m going kill these cows uh 319 254 I found a village that I can’t see never mind I think that’s right over there I want to show Jay this [ __ ] [ __ ] turn turn fully around Jaden yeah I’m trying to navigate her towards us I see see him coming on the horizon creature of night got here J I [ __ ] put hey how we go to the [ __ ] Village and then get J cords from there yeah that way yeah this Way that way we shall go this I’m G some steak steak I’ve been cooking recently I cooked a mean ass steak that n dude you know I miss cooking because I [ __ ] love pasta and soup with all of my soul soan I love I’m not Italian and I love Italian Food that makes me a colonizer and I don’t care I take ick recipes y wheat that’s not wheat I’m blind that’s weed though That’s I love katees definitely not going over here for a particular reason I’m trying to catch up wow 54343 complete that nether portal I don’t want to but we can I don’t want to I mean that’s fair I didn’t get like [ __ ] out of that [ __ ] we Feld damn hey bro What you want a fresh new pair of solid steel slacks [ __ ] yeah I want a fresh new pair of son oh it was a blacksmith that’s what you were going for yeah and there a Lea worker okay but like do you want fresh d leather jacket Dam are you getting these off the Villagers or are you just finding these I’m finding them off the Villager houses I didn’t know they could just casually have leather armor I forgot about that we could definitely take this one of my favorite sources in the game it’s like really early really early game you Get a lot of it there’s more carrots are the [ __ ] best yeah I way the sunset Works in this game like come here huh like look that way looks looks like it’s getting kind of night out now turn around and witness the blood of the sun Wow do we kill the Iron Golem or do we let him live I’m going to I was going to Nuke him the second you looked away I’m not going to lie to you almost I have team red from Chone unknown Maps you guys want a map why do you have so many Maps Cartography yeah I’m down another map I bet they’re going to be like level one it’s going to be the worst yeah I’m going check they’re all opened already I don’t know they’re all opened five of the exact same level one map of this Village okay yeah never Mind here what I say my spawn point in the house before this Iron Golem [ __ ] wrecks me that’s not a bad idea actually we should sleep right now oh yeah damn you were not kidding about that tree get up [ __ ] I’ve been lagged by the Villager get out of here there’s monsters nearby Nonsense spider my we what Dude I’m sleeping let’s go you all sleeping somebody’s not oh it’s Mez like I’m trying to kill zombie dude you got to go to bed right now bro you got to go to bed dude I ked the mon I mon where up the bed and relocate I’m going to break the Bed and move away that’s exactly what I did I relocated I Ain [ __ ] with that it’s bedtime effective immediately sleeping on the sand of the beach there’s villagers like that their sleep uh animation is messed up so they’ll just I walked into the house and there’s a guy just on the floor Yeah you guys need food I have a lot of cooked meat oh do you have wheat creep cre bread and wheat yeah give me all of your wheat this instant okay I’m on I’m on the beach this guy’s on the beach see this treeo I know you’re so short too would you like Me to remove the tree no it’s fine it’s funny there so many animals hereo free food this is free food for like a week ni Gooby cuz I freaking Discord on my phone Discord is racist hate gay people confirm what do you think of this Mr farmer villager dude you’re you’re Cringe as [ __ ] I hate this farmer villager dude he’s gay did you kill the Iron Golem damn no I don’t know where it went I got this I see him I somehow got a pickaxe nice I don’t know how but I did do I need three or four blocks I Have six cooked steak and eight all right hold on I I need to hit him first I forgot [ __ ] clobber come here stain boy I SW ‘s a pickaxe dude mine him easiest [ __ ] in my life I love bullying the big strong and stupid I got from that holy [ __ ] Dude I would have busted if it gave us eight I thought you just let him on fire I but to cry you did not that time you did oh I saw the boat too Snapchat I turned Snapchat notifications off but I still get them they want you dude I Forgot the [ __ ] crafting table I know I don’t even care dude I’m making another one I we take a bed and then we just get out of this Village cuz it’s really boring I was going to say we got to keep moving they call me Native American the Way I Hunter and gather I don’t have any that’s probably a really good idea yeah yeah hey how’s it feel being stuck in a house loser [ __ ] get L of this guy you you blck the door with a furnace and a crafting table don’t mind forget the crafting Table some Red Dead [ __ ] right there don’t forget the quarter if you organize your inventory you’re like a serial [Applause] killer list I just got much of nonsense sword and a pickaxe easy [ __ ] dude give me you [ __ ] this fat bastard what I was making bone meal to Get wheat to give him cuz I have 19 and he takes 20 for an emerald and he just took it straight out of the [ __ ] fertilizer and used it this rat H I can’t [ __ ] believe this that big ass tree over there you see that oh my God like in the Distance yeah Jesus Christ there we go was not now it’s working I have the most helpful thing possibly in the world with like Bedrock tweaks so you know when you normally like interact with a villager to trade with it you can only see the first level yeah I can see the Whole list of Trades oh yeah I turned an experimental thing on oh no I don’t think I turned it on for this world but there’s an experimental thing for uh updating villager trades don’t do that please you know why you shouldn’t do that why why it it locks certain books to like biome Specific Librarians don’t do that it’s the worst thing ever biome specific Librarians yeah like you can only get mending from like jungle villagers and you can’t even get like Unbreaking three or protection four you can only get like three and two that’s so weird please I Hope they don’t put that in is it’s going to be experimental forever cuz they say people progress in the game too fast like boo [ __ ] whoo boo [ __ ] who dude we got to move we got to move I’m ansy we got to move okay so this guy sells a diamond Sword with sharpness two for 25 emeralds and a diamond act with Unbreaking two and sharpness two for 30 we could totally sit here and grind wheat and farming stuff and get the emeralds at the same time we set up here because this is a really nice spot like flat [ __ ] I Thought it was boring I mean it’s kind of boring but like it’s a good bu for house that’s true it’s boring but it’s IR responsible is true to explore that’s true that’s true it’s very flat as well in some Jaden stay in the game for more than 2 minutes Challenge oh my God I got to go to 690 hold onz I would be at the coordinance 690 69 69 is that way can you put your bed there what I don’t have a bed yet I need to NAB one really quick I will put my my bed at 690 420 Though okay so that would be right here I got to go a five block like whatever where the [ __ ] are the beds dude did you guys already clean this [ __ ] of beds I took one oh there’s one I found one I guess I must have just went into The two houses you guys went in right now is the coordinat 690 69420 I’m coming dude with the Vengeance right here on top of this dirt fill you just SL [Laughter] I have three wool now I want to get just the top block yep respawn Point Set I think I’ve spent $200 on fortnite v-bucks in the last month sounds right wait can you also set your respawn on that yeah we can all respawn at 690 69420 that’s we got to put our we got to build the house right here I was going To say we got to build the house right here oh I’ll start [ __ ] doing [ __ ] where the [ __ ] the I don’t have an axe [ __ ] off looks like an L we shouldn’t be using wood to build then I was going to say 690 69 420 why is the okay cuz that’s the Coordinate if you go up there that is exactly 690 69420 set the SP up there you got to build up cuz the won’t reach did you already made reach it oh it does reach oh it doesn’t it says it’s too far away when you jump for some reason that’s DB just going to prove him wrong like four times and I’m going to continue what I’m doing k now kelp what leg zeld giant ass back that’s true godam it oh by the way since you’re uh doing what you’re doing take all this wood thank you I’m going to go get a [ __ ] ton of kelp for uh temp fuel the SE um the bed is going to be awkwardly at like five blocks up so it’s going to be a really weird ceiling height it’s going to be like four block tall ceiling which is like no [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] no I got we should just put it on the 69 420 coordinate I’d say like not the not the exact y level we found the Holy Land put it right here that’s where the goes I got some green guy get out of here dude Jaden is in like the lag Dimension I would like to breathe I’m very decent at making Minecraft houses that’s I’m saying I am not not it’s a good thing when you have your male wife ass to do it for us let’s say we make the house like this also kind of decent but I love being [ __ ] speak English Here I am decent at making my gizmos and that is It you should make a elevator an elevator hell a you know like a 5×5 straight to the [ __ ] Ground do you have to cook kelp to make it uh Fuel uh yeah DED kelp you can also eat it for some reason it’s not very effective but you can’t eat it oh that’s kind of weird hold on this will this this will work this will work this will work this will work when did I hit F dude that’s weird I haven’t been able to see my chat box but it doesn’t matter what I have more beds nice D kelp is noten armor I’m killing him I want it nice also I’ve been lied to D is in fact not fuel but I that’s actually pretty cool Dro pants that’s kind of Weird broken but one you can have it if you want at the chest plate we we can get some armor for J oh I realiz I have leather pants I don’t need them I have iron pants I so I don’t need those what the [ __ ] sheep Yes I’m going to die dude I’m going to die dude I’m going to die dude I’m going to die dude get [ __ ] on oh there’s a skeleton in the fully golden armor too oh my god get him in the boat get him in the boat bro the Zombies are going to kill all of these villagers can you make it peaceful for like a I have cheat On please die okay he died he didn’t drop anything bro I’m devastated [ __ ] dude [ __ ] dude we should have locked some of these villagers in their houses no sleep sleep right now sleep where’s the bed right here the white one that’s not 69 69420 69420 that’s good Enough I will make a ladder of five blocks don’t [ __ ] test me don’t do it CU it’ll I don’t want four block tall ceilings on a house that’s what I’m saying I just lose activity no more microphones it just was not allowing me go in your house the hell was That that Bell sounded like your mother in bed how many Villers in this house one okay I will lock him in his house Villers in this house none okay this house stays open okay there’s a there’s two villagers in this house so we’re good they will be having the Sex there’s a child and a grown one so uh take those they don’t have the sex yeah string string uh no but none of them dropped anything I have been hiding like a little [ __ ] this whole game except for the one time I boat trapped a zombie Than you you said you got K right oh yeah hella I need my Poes dried kelp is not a [ __ ] fuel oh get the [ __ ] out of there yep oh man so how many makes a dried kill block a block four or nine are you there’s a second sheep over there I’m going to go attempt to find a cave dig straight down you won’t exactly I won’t do that because I don’t feel like it I’m I don’t really feel like it I don’t really one so many pumpkins it’s pumpkin time bro pum this is cancer it’s watching me like burn oak Logs are you burning oak logs and not like sticks yeah why fun why why are you burning logs make them into sticks you get more fuel sticks not planks yes sticks drop them all the way down it’s a stick or buttons actually do buttons buttons is not a bad Idea you get more probably be a shitty fuel source I wouldn’t how good is a dried Kel block oh it’s pretty [ __ ] good good but you get a lot of it it’s not bad at all what why would we have a saddle we just started got to conjure one Up Co oh my God real fuel it’s so hard to find for some reason I’m so glad I have or boarders on I would not have seen this I need to get or going you just gave me an achievement thanks who me yeah you what achievement I just got the achievement alternative fuel Oh I didn’t get it cuz I guess I’ve done this before you you’ve smelted Kel before made it into a block and Ed apparently I have and I apparently forgot completely how to do it so I had to ask you if I was doing it right there’s so many There’s so much coal I’m glad I have like a half a stack of coal yeah exactly half a stack of coal that’s awesome oh there’s more 35 coal and there’s more coal where is my shield oh I just could not see it making a hell hole oh my God there’s so Much weit the jackpot bro we getting out of black long with this one like change my Microsoft name like not include the take out but it never like Chang take out take out like just what Jaden I was digging for a dude sweet you’re digging for salmon I don’t Know what I heard that’s what I Stone digging for stone a stone digging for salmon here’s your iron by the way I’m not going to take it from you oh thank you I better check in the flim of her okay I have a stack in three coal I will be back Shortly this is great news and there’s more coal and there’s more coal his ass will not be back shortly I almost working pits I am leveled nine from only making Co like mining I have so much nice I’m making another furnace cuz I need it how do you guys feel about copper actually Being used so next update oh yeah doesn’t it have like yeah know what does it do there like doors and trap doors and [ __ ] now oh sweet so it’s like an iron alternative blocks that actually look cool and there’s like this light block that you can make different light levels And as soon as it is powered it will never turn off unless you break it that’s pretty cool [ __ ] though like all the block I think a single trap door is like six copper blocks damn damn to be fair you find Copper everywhere so inflation got heavy I mean yeah that’s True yeah Google Minecraft inflation Minecraft inflation yeah don’t Google that yeah don’t go that the concern thinking Jaden would I was going to say the thing if you didn’t so the hell hole is in business oh my God I broke some gravel and it revealed more coal I’m so happy right Now bro it’s having like a [ __ ] Gold Rush of straight coal I already have over a stack and a half and there’s just more mass amounts of coal H what’s seriously no I think she’s stuck in second coal from this little ass game that’s the coal cave Dude are got sent to the coal mine got sent to the coal mine it’s the [ __ ] song they played for uh the Amazon episode of South Park uh 16 Tons I shall help you big why is over here oh it’s mine it was all the way at the mountain where I was yeah really it’s a really shitty horse too yeah what just for that don’t murder got horse was slain deser it I can’t believe you’ve done This why is there a turtle on the River Bank just that you over there now to drown I’m [ __ ] stupid yeah that John’s just been chilling there this entire time he’s having a simp of vibe I about to say I have nowhere no idea where to go then I realize wait the Map no I don’t use the map for some reason I I have it but I have not used it I open I have’t open at all times so I can keep track of like your mother in her finding my iron pickax and Mining her Co what the [ __ ] are you Doing this is that’s my pit bro this is where we’re making the house why I thought the house was over here oh yeah I thought the house 669 well we need other things you know like a yard this will be part of the yard the hell hole exactly did you tapam this one’s Wor this is like player walking speed it is not it is much faster than my run oh my God I only tamed one really high and it has 13 Hearts so that’s like the only thing that’s good about it we should keep it for like breeding we should keep it from Breeding oh splash potions if oh you talking about the horse speed glitch yes yeah they fixed that like a while ago oh damn it that sucks damn this is a balling ass gate is my painting texture pack on no it’s not oh my God I want it on but I don’t know how To turn I have a texture plaque I have texture plaque I have a texture pack that that replaces a bunch of paintings with a bunch of custom images I put I know I remember I think you showed uh you middle world and you brought me there and then you showed me all the Images oh yeah I did that so funny I remember all of them like not all of them obviously but I remember a good few of them they’re beautiful oh I’m putting my entire life soul and hard work into making kelp press unassigned to Dismount thanks bro that’s like how in fortnite there’s A they make like a slot for an extra button for the shield yeah like so it just says Unbound charge yeah Unbound charge even though it’s just the sprint button they could have said that I remember I was sprinting with it and I was like dude You can charge with it no way I wish I could do that it’s Unbound I have enough buttons and then and then I sat there with my friend he was like are you [ __ ] high you are charging and I was like I guess that makes Sense Shield is kind of crazy I want to solo game with it Shield I know I almost want a solo game with with it I am Gathering kelp you sleep uh give me a sec uh fist fight I’m I’m currently in the Pacific why I just told you I’m sorry information already public Fornite Victory umbrella is like the worst [ __ ] I know with Enchanted what get oh my God he Dropped this will be enough for now damn my real life stomach [ __ ] hurts dude your real life stomach as opposed to my Minecraft stomach here is an arrow my friend I have arrows like thank you I really don’t want to use it that much oh my God I have an extra I’ll PL It in a chest or something yeah I’m I’m going to do I don’t even have a chest I was going to say there no one here has a chest nor do we have trees does anyone have saplings oh yeah I have the spruce sapling like the singular spru sapl oh Perfect throw that down right there hold on I’m [ __ ] spider really K I have string now oh I just got some oh my god well I have a double chest uh I need help oh my this go yippy dippy let’s go murder that Enderman ow dude ow dude hit Me I have another ender pearl I’m about to have another one come here boy oh I’m not I I was kidding I kid I’m going die help me please you got to get in the water bro you got to get in the water bro later he teleported he’s over here my Help no dude I need to cook my potatoes can you get your [ __ ] hold on I’m making more Some [ __ ] you this the way the future I’m make Co into block you get like one more per block [ __ ] yeah bro like nine like one block will give you 10 you know who else gives you 10 smell I’m going to put my bow in this chest oh the grass block Cool I forgot I have a lot of food on me any of you need food I have a lot of I have a lot of food as well I need we are just holding Cornucopia isn’t Jad a starving yeah hold up back I gra weed weed nice y y There’s so much food in the furnaces I got my Twitter account back that’s some I didn’t they do not want me back and I do not want them back to tou so uh I got banned off of Twitter for being a really cool guy me Too I said kill yourself I was gonna say I said kill yourself a few too many times am might offense I said it to people that were saying it first and I still got banned I just DM it to squonk like a year ago I got really Yeah they said poor squonk I just broke one of your plants whoopsies dare you I pride myself in being an absolute piece of [ __ ] playing this reminds me of the countless worlds that I just make for a single player just then proceed to max out everything then never play the World again I was going to say Minecraft is a game where you’re just like I want to play Minecraft you start a new world you do everything you leave you didn’t play Minecraft for like two months exactly oh my God this horse is like actually painfully slow oh my God what the Helling oh my God no that’s crazy look at this is Max jump height it’s it’s got 13 Hearts the only going I was going to say we haunted that [ __ ] we needed a skin for our [ __ ] new couch damn you want this almost broken golden chest plate here you Go check out this bow I just Found three punch one in Infinity is [ __ ] crazy for a skeleton drop that is crazy anyway yo the the tree is gone no ah I can’t believe this a changed woman I’m going to go get One Singular oak sapling oh never mind there’s one right here I’m just going To okay the tree has grown I love using tree has grown plant steroids I love plant steroids plant steroids I crush up the bones of my enemies to grow me trees there’s got to be like an indie game about that some [ __ ] but I don’t have one Moreful found in this giant hole oh Stone and and decorational blocks [ __ ] this is gone nowhere it’s going to go somewhere once we get underneath the Earth the point of it yeah the point of it is I made it this big is so we can staircase up and Down it while we make it then make a a [ __ ] uh elevator in the middle when it’s done that’d be cool but you know what you should do like every [ __ ] like 20 block every 20 blocks yeah say every 20 blocks as soon as we hit like Level 20 we should make like a floor so we can stop there that’s the idea like I’m going to start that at 40 I love you know what I don’t love about it that you can’t use it like Stone yeah but you can use Black Stone and stone for some reason Really yeah like Stone oh there’s more coal by the way I say get get many PS so you can literally just live in the nether you can exactly yeah more and dirt I hate how Dirt spawns underground it sucks I know it’s it’s kind of dumb I mean it makes sense but like Uh sitting here bitching now sitting here bitching nice it’s just me like every other Tuesday I was going to say I feel this oh fishing I just realized yes I don’t know I like the idea of sitting here bitching a lot more yeah but like helping us mine out This massive crer in the ground would be a lot more useful do you want to be a part of the cause look how far I got down already I know I’m just over here trying to above sea level why have we not found any cuz we’re going down a single Chunk make sure to stop at 40 stop at 40 you’re I’ve heard that’s good for iron a diorite I [ __ ] love diorite we come across every single colorful rock down here so far and dirt besides gr you haven’t found like oh no it’s right there [ __ ] dumbass hey hey legally blind Okay I thought you were just going to look this the case goes perfectly down to level 40 oh that’s awesome hold on I need another pickaxe I’m [ __ ] iron pickax broke I’m mad hold I’m going to make like 50 Stone pickaxes really quick and just shove them all down the Hole make a chest down there and just wait put level 40 I I might need one yes I’m going to make a double chest so we have more yay dude more saplings give me the I you call me streamer boy I don’t got but I will I appreciate the Defense all right hold on let me let me let me move this crafting table over so I can just Spam uh pickaxes down there amazing Peak fiction abolutely the horse is about to walk into the hole I saw that you [ __ ] pushed it no I was about to then I saw it Fall not even oh my God it’s fast I want it may have it thank you God damn down there theing hole it’s the horse I threw down there oh my God it’s so fast and it’s the high this the best horse like ever look at all the pickaxes Down here fast it jumps high it’s got 14 Hearts I think that’s oh look at this it doesn’t jump that high but it still jumps pretty high if we breed it with this one we’ll get a really good horse what does I forgot apples Bales oh hey Bales no that’s Llamas no wait still take ha BS though golden apples no wait no isn’t it golden carrots that they hold let’s try giving them Carrots okay golden carrot well hold on let’s try that Apple I have apples it’s apples no that’s that’s Health it’s not reading wait got a couple more times like one more all yeah did it’s just Tak me the inventory now yeah this probably gold cars I have seven obsidian does anybody have any More I do not no where the [ __ ] did you get obsidian from the blacksmith chest oh yep I’m going to put it on this island so you have to conly what the hell I just glitched out the movement that’s fun what did you do uh I was moving at full speed while Eating oh that’s awesome that being the regular game it was beautiful I I was literally just going down the [ __ ] uh fall I was like falling down the stairs and I started eating apples and I just noticed that my speed had not decreased at all you were falling no I stopped Falling and started walking flatly down here and it kept going we need three more pieces of obsidian to complete Port we can go get some obsidian from a [ __ ] uh getting a bucket we sleep no way too many can you come get some of these like pickaxes you Said you were going to chest up down here yeah who I say they’re all going to dis spawn I’m going to be very upset we just make the platform here and then just goes down after that down right here I guess for now yeah just throw it all in and then we Push it down somebody want toest up a teleporter oh what [Applause] the need a teleporter here nobody want to tter [ __ ] engine somebody just ran gave me the Heisenberg hat for free it was the greatest thing ever that’s beautiful nice the Heisenberg hat is the highest One like I want to give you something and he’s like I was like okay I just met him in like a 2472 for Server he’s like you want this I was like yes I can’t believe this no way I might have accidentally taken all of your experience I don’t understand Why I have a golden chest plate now her she took my chest Plate I also have your Shield I think what the hell I I never how do I not have the room for the things in my inventory I don’t know did you also die J I didn’t die I’m still alive no I died I thought I was the only one that Died I didn’t realize we both died right there that’s hilarious all right fing yes I apologize here’s an here’s an emerald for your time thank and your map my friend which I assume is this one back at Fry’s VR that so fun it is really fun my phone just at fun time Freddy He’s really annoying I want to get the VR game for f I’m getting the quest getting the quest three that’s a good idea what the stream’s going to be in a hole Yeah y I forgot he was still streaming I’ve got three viewers watching us the this hole it’s probably me someone Else well I mean it was one earlier then I jumped the two and then I jumped the three a staircase see we make a floor every 20 levels and we can put the chest on stair CU that’d be more better more table right there easy [ __ ] and put the chest in there’ll do This well they’re all still in the chest so you’re ready for pickaxe yay pickaxe I I grabbed none of them surprisingly up every single pickaxe yes put them all in the chest put them all in the chest we’re probably need light at some point right no I assume so By the way if you’re wondering I made 20 uh six pickaxes 26 pickax I used all the coal I had grabbed up until that point where did the slab come from oh that was me I don’t know like a random andite slab that was me we digging a hole Diggy Diggy Hole I’m Digging a hole that’s what I was thinking about too all of five each yeah one layer I’ve already modeled out down here sometime is this even like even like diameter of a hole I don’t think it is 5X five oh it is yeah it did look like it was I I started Skeleton in full Lea armor a zombie in full leather armor what is with the full Lea it’s fitting up bro just drop a helmet I want it I don’t have a helmet I like they updated Bedrock finally now you can Crouch underneath slabs and [ __ ] yeah you fat you fat [ __ ] One of my favorite TS2 voice lines that I recently stumbled across while dominating a demo man as soldier he’s like Scotland is not a real country and that’s that was it that’s all he said it’s more than that but that’s all he said in that time Scotland is not a real country it’s I love when he say [ __ ] like that there’s an iron sword in the water give me itun it’s a full iron sword that was just chilling in the water hey yeah that’s Lake Kia’s sword you picked it up and that [ __ ] Said I love me some leing gelda leing leg Legend of Helga [ __ ] of wow does anybody want an iron sword that I just found yeah in the water I would like an IR sword please sucks I got itel not you can take my stone sword if you don’t have a sword though Peace you should make yourself tools I know I should oh there’s gravel here we got to replace all of the stairs on this way down here h ah we’re stopping at 20 right yeah then we’re going to go to zero and we’re going to 20 oh I madees for this Ex the worst torch placement I’ve ever seen in my life [ __ ] fight [Applause] me don’t je I’m a dangerous man I play dangerous G break stone with a sword I don’t think I’m very wow nice somebody want to wrest teleporter around here imagine if you could make a Teleporter in MRA why I want te for Bedrock that’ be so cool like imagine it’s like it’s really expensive probably cost like an Eye of Ender or something and like a bunch of like that would make sense though if it cost an eye Ender yeah that’s kind of do they Teleport they teleport bread you they teleport bread what’s your question Soldier I a teleported greatest in this that be awesome fool you don’t have a pickax Yet there’s 28 oh are we pass the gravel now sweet we anyway I’m on the next level now hello Xavier welcome to the stream we’re we’re digging a fat hole we digging a hole I am dwarf I’m dley hole back in the good old days in Minecraft can you Join I don’t know it’s a good question Oh I thought I just [ __ ] lagged out after saying Thatu in my head what the [ __ ] Diggy Diggy Hole big Diggy Hole yep big Diggy Hole hole that doesn’t sound right my faite song dwarf and strip clubs now producing big Diggy Hole I think it’s time for a torch for the Deep slate we’re GNA have to mine yeah [ __ ] can you put a torch down partner be very fun y please please put down a don’t worry I got those [ __ ] fire fire I do appear to be on fire I I Appear to be on fire I do appear to be on I love all the like the random flame voice L of them not screaming I’m burning okay I have an idea for like a replacement for the getting down segment of This want actually almost perfect both I will throw this in the chest I appreciate the request ofier when I’m playing with the Friends The Lads oh [ __ ] human does anybody have wheat I have one well so do I so that’s a step in the right direction a [ __ ] yeah I kind of need like nine maybe there’s more over here I am lost I’m no good at this there we go I’m going to light up the village just in case there is more villagers that we could Salvage Salvage we could take them away got we should probably make a house First i’ say that’s the main priority right wait was there any hay bales at the Village not that I remember think so you can check again though I don’t see any there’s Ms I want the M can I have an emerald oh yep I got an emerald great cuz this wandering Trader Sells Bros beg in the streets some yo this guy’s got some Moss can I have some money give me money I want to buy his Moss need to buy this man’s Wares this man has Moss I require one just one Emerald wel I can never stop mining so we can Just make more does anybody have bones cuz I can just make more Mo uh no hey you know what we could do with the m make more Moss we could no yeah we could make more M no [ __ ] but like um we could put it in there like in the hole Bone it so replace St M we to break it a oh really yeah that’s what I said M yeah mle musole musle that’s not a bad idea considering I’m still breaking down here I took that person’s comper that’s very racist of you all of his in there no Dude yes not I kelp bro I spent so much time why am I kelp I’m go explor okay and because I don’t want to make any more food can you make it peaceful while I explore this [ __ ] guy [ __ ] this this [ __ ] I will be taking horse with Me he demands it this lap is wow we definitely want that we will eventually not really cuz we it’s kind of useless if we have villagers we don’t need lapis to enchant if we have villagers we don’t need lapis CU we just have books we don’t need that that’s True I still need iron for anv though oh yeah we there’s been no iron in that hole like at all yeah I’ve got gotten like a single piece of iron it might be time to start branching I was going I gave you the iron that you found yeah the two iron Yeah I love how fast this is I don’t love how much water there is around where we set up J then take just take a boat then no horse funny possibly sometime horse funny don’t go I hate you you guys never answer my question you want house What I’m surpris I can still see one of you guys name tags oh I think ano just cut as I said uh Vanessa possibly sometime oh oh hello there he is it’s nice sex you guys remember nice sex I remember nice sex don’t remember nice sex what I remember nice Sex know they were one of my regulars nice sex nice suck holy crap bro nice6 freaking sweet sex okay I found another Village I’m going to it nice another Village next to a very large hole nice shall we going to both of you sex can I please hear something good Oh my God there’s so many stones on a I thought you said edge for a minute and I furled my eyebrows what ises this librarian sell and can I kidnap him SES let’s see you selling kissies dude MTI oh dude I got to go wait you didn’t make it Peaceful right cu just sucked the Villager in the face yeah I did make it peaceful oh there you go I should totally turn it to hard now that you’re killing an I got four iron you get that peaceful so much more wheat the blood iron the blood of the Golem the blood of The Golem oh dude there’s a there’s a child here get on the pedestal my friend dude there’s a child that’s awesome there’s a there’s a little man no get on the pedestal get on get on the pedestal where you going bro there’s a flower forest and there’s a lot of Rabbits it’s like to see want me some rubber bits no dude you got to get on the pedestal now it’s pedestal time pedestal time for the baby cow I got a bunch of hay bales now why I love it get a lot of food like really fat you’re trapped you’re trapped you’re Trapped you’re trapped you’re trapped you’re trapped it sucks to be you it’s got to suck so bad to be you right now Jay come look at this guy get a load of them hold on let me let me help you up yeah I told you to stop doing Get a Lo of this [ __ ] guy little man ter he’s lucky I cannot set him on fire why is there path why does the bat look like that the bats got changed oh yeah they Chang yes why they’re already useless to begin with ambience I guess don’t do anything they’re ambion what for Damn that oh never mind I lied this is actually a pretty decent cave bro wasn’t taking prisoners with that one that was crazy excuse you by the way bless you uh [ __ ] please get we need more wood wood oh I didn’t bring any wood for a crafting table I’m just a [ __ ] idiot Oh my this guy are there trees around of this guy not bringing wood on his Excursion get of this freaking idiot oh my God is it Donald Trump hello Peter welcome to fortnite hello Peter welcome to fortnite there’s two boats having sex two boats having sex my muscles my muscles involuntary relief FX I think I will start uh slavery yay today’s topic slavery slavery I think I will put it over here I love make a hole and put a bunch of villagers in how did you know what I was going to do then then we’ll make we make after but Like I have to make the Villager [ __ ] hole so they can grow in numbers did you remember the birth Zone I do remember the birth Zone I just thought that right now that was [ __ ] great uh do you want a screenshot of that on my switch oh my God we’re making I think it was a creative SL survival world and we made like a giant v like hole in a mountain to make like a village in and I I made a big uh area for beds so they could all have like a place to sleep and have like a Population number that’s how villagers work they need beds to like exist in the village yeah and I we called it the birth Zone the funniest [ __ ] ever can we like use thing the birth Zone too we very much can name this the birth Zone too we can name this the birth the birthing Pit the area of sex sex Town USA population you area of sex sex AOE oh Jaden can you do me an honest and beloved favor and give me some like three ladders and bring them over here can villagers use letters no Villers not use to my Knowledge but I just put them one block off the floor I was going to say two ladders would suffice what kind of house is this oh that’s a smithing house it’s full of smithing I thought that was going to take a whole different turn was C right here I Smitty man ver jenin Benson I’m here 21 this will be the birthing pit Jaden I need thank God There You Go app welcome to the birthing pit how are you balls animations Birds had sex the birds have had sex that’s awesome no they don’t actually because it’s not how it works but they just laid Eggs she doesn’t know which one but one of them did apparently I forgot that she had a second bird was that Moss no way what was I here for what was I here for what was I here for my boat my boat I want my boat really Bad just me 90% of the time I exist why am I here what I what did I come here for why is there a librarian on top of that roof oh it’s connected to a cliff and he just jumped off J you just committed suicide epic style Nice I have four poer fish by the way narcotics in case you want to get nauseas I say that every time puffer fish are mentioned and not everybody will get that joke and it makes me sad Li it’s yeah it’s the Pink Guy lyrics narcotics if you want to get Nauseas all right I’m [ __ ] taking this [ __ ] come here bud it’s time to go to go I’m taking this villager he belongs to me now he belongs to got him I’m dying of Suffocation man yeah I have an Axe and a pickaxe now all Iron n I’m getting a lot of Iron well I’m [ __ ] boat traveling right now to leave this here nobody’s going to take it this is the most difficult thing no dude oh I I forgot I still have I’ve caused a Ruckus I need an adult maybe we don’t have a water bucket So I don’t know how I can help I can help or you can help me I just had a stroke with me I need you to break a path in front of me in that dirt barricade you just jumped over this is the first man of the birthing Pit the man of the man of birthing sex that’s what they call the God of War can I se defend thank you sex Defenders I just when you’re sh the boat I got It how did I forget you’re a fool it was a giant hole in the ground how did I forget where uh you’re a fool don’t call me c hey pal you’re just blowing from stupid town nine nine Speakman little bit I thought you were just going to hit me with nine I know German I was about to smack you verbally D cop means fool that’s pretty cool actually that reminds me I met a German kid and he was like you want to learn some German words I want to teach you some German words and I was like okay tell me some German Words and he imately taught me like three swear words and I was like that’s great one first things I learned how to say is [ __ ] you that was really funny what is [ __ ] you in German it’s like f yeah that’s that’s about it this villagers [ __ ] upset I need to get a Bell in here or something dude Villers are [ __ ] I they will be yeah I found gold I’m happy Dre it run from it all the same villager [ __ ] will always come through somebody else join the VC they leave I was going to say I thought nice sex was still here but apparently not Yeah nice we lost nice sex today fish fish fish fish is there two villagers in this one or just one I hope it goes out like a little bit it goes down to deep plate no that’s it really wow you know this cave actually sucked in the end it doesn’t even matter I tried to dude yes I’m the coolest dude yes I’m I I started to panic cuz I I I punched the Villager instead of the bed and he started running want some exp I have like freaking exp yards All Around Me In The Water your family yes I’m trying to come back to You they miss you ever since you’ve gone to Minecraft land and I’ll tell you all about it when I see you dude there’s a iron block those are so [ __ ] rare I’m so glad where’ you just find it y I found it in an iron vein you find like Find a massive iron ve oh you can find raw or blocks in veins yeah like I think it’s only I believe it is only iron and gold but there could be copper I’m not sure diamond diamond imag you to smel diamonds that would be the worst oh my God for an that is Good that’ll be good since I’m fing for books hold I need to move the Bell so they won’t they’ll stop running away or at least trying to put the B on in the hole I’m going to put the belt like under the ground in the hole so they can’t ring It in case there’s a threat they will all die Villers don’t ring the bell villagers will ring the bell if a raid happens yeah if a raid happens but there’s not going to be any raids anytime soon that’s what you think D no oh yep they all exist here Nowen we live here that’s literally what it is the Bell is spoken I’m so glad Villager News is making shorts now like it’s like a great thing to see like on your YouTube some real [ __ ] content finally some good [ __ ] food I’m [ __ ] tired of C 18 dumb ass I Hate he believes in having a job now what is the blacksmith table I forgot or the weaponsmith the weapon Smith is really yeah gotcha and that is made like I’m looking it up armor is the BL furnace and like the librarian like the light oh yeah I see things that do not Exist in my Restless dreams I see those things restless and my Restless jeans and your restless jeans nice Restless je they are they’re always moving my DRS my dreams won’t [ __ ] quit they’re running away I must create grindstone yall excited for the auto yes oh why I think it looks though like it’s Not really practical making massive scale Farms like an emerald Farm you know the block that’ be useful but not really super smelter what I want is a dual furnace that’s one block no what if you you got go to yeah what if you have what if you have to uh Important date with John F Kennedy on a specific date that I don’t know to make the joke with what if you what I’m trying to say is what if you have to Assassin the president right now excuse me I got to have sex with the president please let my Minecraft AFK I Must have G [ __ ] with joh F Kennedy must have G [ __ ] weird you’re weird you ever seen jnf Kennedy you’d be acting the same way right that man is a legend yes dude you don’t think you have you must one of the presid he got assassinated he was the guy that spoke like This did he actually yes is there any audio of him yes oh it’s full of porn ride myse to Victory I’m going to take my horse start raining as soon as I say that I hey wait what am I doing why am making a slave Hole when I can make two SL oh my God they finally fixed it you break theing table with with an accient you it with a pick oh they fixed it let’s go dude back to 69 I fish all right guys let’s go back to base 69 Thank the hell are you going man I’m looking for sand oh yeah s right here s oh possibly sometime mine laughter I got to go this it’s full of big and also okay true man I wish Minecraft could a 2d version with like bosses and Stuff yeah only well if I have the game for you I’ve got new followers no allar shut up Terraria is not real cuz I said Terraria is not not real it doesn’t exist never it’s like the Moy show just like shut up Santa you are not real Oh I kind of feel bad there’s a special EG kid in my school right I mean where is this coming from this it’s relat to something you just said about Santa right I was like I Santa isn’t real and then he heard me from across he was like he’s not oh no That’s that’s not good he up to Saye say psych right now visibly upset D you ruined his whole world everything just fell apart in that moment he was going to be one of Santa’s L’s when he grew up dude that’s a dream job exactly [ __ ] I need to I need to get my Get a new power cord my computer kind of like burnt the shitty Outlet I had sounds right yeah it’s not great like I showed this I showed up like a Blue Yeti mic to my grandpa he’s like you want that for Christmas I was like um yes Like what do you want that for Christmas [ __ ] dude show them full body next Dam yay I made a farmer I’m made children is that a desert no it’s just a lot of sand on a beach for some reason why why is there St Hills on a beach that Suck or go don’t go this way I hate you I hate you go that way it’s literally closer that bro go that way thank thank you go that way have you seen the new workshop ta for this season in TF2 for TF2 I have not set my computer up yet so I haven’t Been able to open that [ __ ] I’ll tell you them so there’s three of them one of them there’s actually only two I don’t remember the third one hold on Jaden Jaden’s trying to say something what are you trying to say J yeah what the hell Oh all right what were you saying let me see let me see let me see let me see are you making another hole oh no this is the Villager thing yeah beely honest now my horse is stuck in here oh that’s kind of cool what the hell Your you got to be kidding me Dude what you do he’s stuck in the hole bro get out don’t do it more you’re good free one of the out he’ll go back in don’t worry lifting that’s cool I can just levitate you want me to do that where you going bro where you going bro where You going bro where you going bro it where is he going dude all of these villagers are getting out how oh it’s a giant hole in the the breeder oh I see hold on the Bell over here is broken I just got to break all the stuff over here make a shelter for Them to sit under for the rain all right uh that’s what they’re looking for I have either there’s glass in the furnace all right the one that’s on probably yeah yeah yeah I got put my my iron in there dude he’s literally just looking for a bed to sleep in I don’t Understand is it even night time no go home dude where you going go but he three more glass go in there bro I have the three glass I forgot go to sleep okay he went to sleep the farmer sleeping yeah he’s uh the other guy’s coming to come sleep wait you can lead Them with food they there he’s going himself don’t worry I we got weapons Y what he sell hold on is it the we from over there it is yeah that’s awesome wait no it’s not it’s a different one Whatever same [ __ ] my friend go go cheeseburger boy come on why is There a cow in a what the [ __ ] get in there why is there a cow in here oh don’t kill him bro I’m stuck how could you do this he’s wait he’s an adult now it was a baby C before yeah go to sleep I don’t want to Sit yeah oh I got a [ __ ] ton of Le for that block going to say block it up for a minute I forgot that I needed to finish it before I let him in great timing sleep not going to lie the M Minecraft community on YouTube is just very like Requiring to play with each other I’ve the last three uh people that came in I’ve been like can I come play though which is cool as [ __ ] but like not right now damn okay I got 28 iron I’m making a full set of armor what do I need plate uh chest Plate you already got oh dude sweet I just got a text I I worded that really wrong uh [ __ ] my friend that is I’ve been waiting for is just asked if he was coming over or not I said yeah I’m going to say yes we’re GNA keep playing a bit Of MC because he’s GNA pop on and play with us because I have two controllers now screen yeah dude it’s be crazy it’s gonna be ass and it’s gonna be awesome my place homie awesome some awesome ass exactly he’s going get some diamonds dude I stole somebody’s boat that was parked on The shore I don’t know who it was but probably didn’t here there one right off the shore where our house is going to be sweet right here oh J do you have W up there what do you have wood up there if you could can you make a fence around this so things Don’t that works too I was going to say you can make fences but here [ __ ] take take some of this take some of this and take some of this and take some of this bro what kind of ship doesn’t have a chest oh the one that did not get any [ __ ] treasure Obviously they didn’t plunder anybody before they no no booty no riches is the fing table ever going to get use uh besides for villagers probably not maybe but there’s another one I see one over here I think it looks like one a million marks fences yeah and I need You to a million marks and then put them around the this second thing the one that doesn’t have the glass cuz I want to give it direct sunlight in a scout domination line for medic he calls medic a bag it’s really funny a de [Laughter] bag this I’m over shipwreck without a Chest [ __ ] to there’s in here treasure I’m taking it I don’t care thank you I got to tell Brady about that when he gets here holy [ __ ] a do bag it’s such a good lie I think good I’m pretty sure I’ve introduced you to radio as well you guys are my two TF2 Friends probably I mean that’s so funny dude that’s so funny that’s such a scout thing to say too oh yeah there is three tauns right so one of them is called morning merch it’s really funny they just all cry that’s yeah that’s in the community I saw that through the voting thing I Loved it yeah they’re so good that that one’s in the game now um there’s is there next snap cheers no yeah nextn was in the Halloween oh you’re right you’re right cheers got in though that’s [ __ ] great cheers got in and then R card it’s A scout he blows a whistle pulls a red car he’s like hit the bricks pal you’re done it’s a great [ __ ] L nice by the way jayen that’s [ __ ] beautiful it is a good [ __ ] one I’d be saying that [ __ ] when I’m playing VR Fighters hit the bricks pal you’re done hit the Bricks pal you’re done that’s not what I meant to place that’s fire not dirt he’s like what’s a you [ __ ] stupid every time he’s just freak [ __ ] it’s so good that’s beautiful down I’m just going to text BR and let him know that I am streaming because I don’t Think he is away you call him ACH bag yes you dech Bag I’m following that up with I love Scout TF2 uh it just come to my understanding that we need iron real bad I have a lot of iron two is all I ask for you you need two oh there some in the furnace you can take two if you want Put the rest oh really thanks all I know is that you’re not going to like steal all of it like some other certain people play M with squonk yeah no I’m you know that I’m a very civil man they’re [ __ ] annoying I don’t even talk to them anymore I don’t Talk to them anymore either they they they to join my [ __ ] fortnite lobbies and then when they do I turn my mic on and then I scream as loud as I can into my microphone until they leave I I [ __ ] un added them all on fortnite and Discord but they still DM Me sometimes CU they’re [ __ ] annoying as [ __ ] I uh dude they also [ __ ] like peed up my whole server so when I that I’m actually using it again I’m just like noticing in bits in pieces they also got really mad when I deleted that really old server of mine What the [ __ ] like one like this the Discord server yeah like boys or what the [ __ ] it was called oh yeah the boys a really old server that I that nobody cared about they got really mad when I deleted it for some reason I don’t understand That oh yeah what was the deal with Roby I don’t [ __ ] know they just didn’t like him for some reason but now they hang out with him every day they’re [ __ ] stupid they don’t make much sense not very often at least no they don’t make sense like at all like Ever they don’t really see like it it’s actually a beach no it’s it’s it’s a beach it’s not a desert I’m so mad let’s go to the beach Beach Peach H the bricks pal H the bricks pal it’s so [ __ ] good I’m going to buy all of those Taunts in like all of the other really good taunts that I don’t have like high five rock paper scissors kga kazasi cake like all oh kazatsky kick is a [ __ ] need of course it is it’s seven bucks right now [ __ ] steal what is it usually like 12 damn yes fictional dance in a Video game yeah $12 you can pay $12 to kick your little [ __ ] virtual feet I think everything on the iname man store is 50% off besides the brand new taunt that’s pretty cool but like let me give it to me straight here some guy that lived in Your house before you just left his stuff there and doesn’t want to take it back all right so I’m going to break it down for you what I’m what my situation is I think I’ve told you before I’m living with one of my high school friends and his this is his childhood Home his family moved out and that’s why I’m moving in or I I got to move in and right now it’s me but we plan to get like four more people in here tops right we can’t cuz a we don’t have the people yet and B [ __ ] his family needs to come by And get all of their belongings out of the house like they’re still their like Christian ass crosses being hung up and stuff they still got a big like cabinet of Fine China in the dining room like they have a lot of stuff that’s still here and mind you it would Be super [ __ ] empty without their stuff so I’m a little bit happy for it but at the same time my room the closet uh my room has a closet to like the very left and I have a lot of my clothes and stuff that is taking up a [ __ ] ton of Space yeah they still have like boxes and stuff like back there with like really old stuff they don’t even talk they don’t even like touch or probably even know about and we’ve been trying to like badge them to come get it not only that but like the rest of the stuff in The B the basement down here is [ __ ] filled there’s just so much stuff and none of it’s ours do they live like far away or they no they they’re living with uh what it is is uh his mother and his sisters moved out to go live with his mother’s new Boyfriend his mother’s new boyfriend yes in his house it’s something about how they don’t have the space just yet but [ __ ] we need the space to live like I need a space down here I need my space for the sole purpose of I have a lot of things that I Use I got a lot of random [ __ ] can you come get your stuff from my house please literally it’s also like I have clothes I have been living out of bags for months oh I can’t use the closets or like my dresser because a I don’t have The dresser drawers for it and B I can’t [ __ ] put it up anywhere you don’t have the drawers what huh I need to go get the drawers but there’s no point in going to get it if I don’t have the space for it it’s a good Point like just throw it all outside if they don’t come take it oh [ __ ] one real I’m just might but I like it’s his family so he’s not going to do that F that call this [ __ ] family and come down the next like week and take their [ __ ] come take your [ __ ] or it’s going in the dumpster just do that bro that’s what I would do I very much want to I just know that I very much cannot cuz it’s not my place like blow wh on the phone hit the bricks pal just like sell all their [ __ ] on Like Facebook Marketplace someone’s gonna buy that would be very beneficial for me too cuz I definitely need the cash at the moment what was I doing oh yeah I by the way have finally gotten [ __ ] to work down there’s they’re they’re both down there there’s only One I was just there there was both I only see a oh he’s underneath the bed okay for me they’re both in the beds oh let me see this [ __ ] oh yeah by the way my [ __ ] uh BR sent me a gift of scout that just opens up the heart thing like The Locking and it just says Jack manifold and that’s Scout laughing oh let me open up the [ __ ] main oh he’s under the bed yeah go sleep down there quick T this night so I can give them bread they can reproduce all right that’s why I also made a [ __ ] farming Area down here because uh they can reproduce by themselves this is number four uh maybe another time my friend I’m playing with my friends right now congrats of being the fourth person to come in and ask though the lad uh because I needed to move out of the way for this Great now we need to get out of here so they’ll have immense amounts of kids now watch why the birthing pit got its name wait for it they’re working they’re working they’re working they’re working oh he’s initiating he’s trying to pumped him off of the [ __ ] why am I watching This I’m watching the the Squidwards have Seck are they having Seck they’re refusing there we go yes now now watch they’re not going to stop until they have made enough bro why you weapons actually moving back and forth they’re not done dude they’re going to make [ __ ] I’m going to be honest we’re About to watch three more pop out oh my God I gave them 22 bread each I think they’ll be fine for a couple of hours we need to give them the beds though we need to get a sheep farm going there’s a bed in this chest oh sweet go place it and there’s Moread don’t give them more bread more bread there’s like 10 beds in there can stop teleporting bread there’s not 10 beds in there there’s [ __ ] five you’re about to put the six in the this part they’re [ __ ] in the farm now golly dude this reminds me of [ __ ] Scott Pilgrim blinds my trailer Lions trailer have you seen that [ __ ] I love Scott Pilgrim it’s so good no you must one of the b yellow one of the kids I’m thinking so okay yeah they are definitely ready to produce more children we just need more bed so I’m thinking we make another pit Somewhere for uh sheep we put sheep in it yeah run around with a pair of shears and get a she literally on three four five go get me a sh can make a circle I think that look more aesthetically can I make a circle he Says yeah sure hold on make a circle in the Minecraft hole want a shovel I’ll go make you an iron shovel that’ be would be appreciated considering how many [ __ ] holes I’m making this one only need to be two deep which is nice have one stick I have all The sticks ever thank you ask for one get one free deal here you you got two oh dude two shovels thanks Walmart twole sweet continue the like what’s going on here we’re making many holes in the ground that was just a bunch of connected circles that actually look Really [ __ ] cool yeah it’s like an anill yeah EXA like tunnels connecting all the circles what wait um leave this one grass block here so the grass go we’re making a sheep pen my bad leave that one grass I got don’t worry there’s one more there’s one down here okay we’re good oh Perfect there’s one down here this is deep enough dude no I’m oh I I I didn’t realize I it took me a second to like understand that you were replacing the floor get some I appre sheep definitely can’t climb ladders no I don’t think uh I’m going to make a trap Door why know you have wood on you no oh yeah hold on my bad here you Go what yeah than Bro oh yeah um look at I got to go to crafting table first like I’m G to send a picture of this too tell me this [ __ ] does not look cool in the crafting menu but it still looks awesome no let me take a look oh that’s actually is really cool What the [ __ ] the golden helmet is like a crown oh that’s cool uh was I do door where do you want the L at uh just [ __ ] on the middle one the edges this one right here move you can put all three you can put all three there going to be animals they Can’t climb letters they just like become players and they CL oh my god dude I’d be [ __ ] [ __ ] that be very very much y isn’t there a way to Tri trick animals and like mobs into falling through holes trap doors trap oh you’re right that’s not what I made the trap Doors for but actually that’s probably what we should use the trap doors for now think well let’s look for some ship oh I was G to put one on each Corner that isn’t the ladder so what the [ __ ] dude this game oh I found three sheep dude no Way you can also get some wheat and just lure them in I have one wheat that’s great that works okay two of them are white one’s black I got a reverse Oreo coming I hope that cow still alive by the time I get back the first thing du Lingo taught me had to say in German was beer I don’t know how to feel but he great source of Bones kill the Salmons in the river easy [ __ ] that’s real I wish more [ __ ] would drop bones right like imagine if every animal Dro bones not just fish for some reason That would make sense actual fertilizer would come from corpses right instead of just fish and skeletons what am I drowning from why am I drowning I’m above the water help get Lo of this guy he’s got AIDS oh my God that’s a big ass fish you see this you see giant ass salmon Dude this is [ __ ] goofy there we go in a bucket Larry we need whitear get bone meal for white Dy no what a smart guy Want all right we don’t take too kindly to different colors in our sheet pen priority our main priority is keeping them blacks out of our sheep pen somebody want to move that Gear Up got to move that gear up dude they’re [ __ ] E they’re [ __ ] how is there another Villager that managed to get out of this hole get back in the hole dude get back where you belong did he climb the ladder by pressing against it no um oh just push him in Easy [ __ ] that was another one that wasn’t even a part Of this Village but he is now oh he wasn’t how did he get here we just kidnapped him we have a second farmer now we need more beds yeah hold on anyone got a [ __ ] crap oh yeah we want weat cuz wheat’s more beneficial to Us and the Sheep I guess that’s what I meant damn I didn’t think of it that way I wish I had ax dude I have an ax would you to borrow it no I just needed for the one [ __ ] crafting table we’re replanting uh saplings yeah Hey yeah not around here it’s where the house is going to be break all these saplings yeah which break all the saplings that are around here so I can make the foundation for the house gotta three one two two three yeah I appreciate the iron ax by the way This thing Cuts like [ __ ] butter yep like iron tools are really good for how early game they are iron teals feel good to use iron heals feel [Laughter] listen English isn’t my first language my first language is [ __ ] first language is [ __ ] sorry I don’t speak smart it’s like the [ __ ] one like Sky’s Minecraft bit oh hey brick please tell me one of you get That oh yeah putting the Villager breeder right next to our house isn’t going to be a good idea cuz they’re going to be attracted to our beds in our only no it’ll be okay sorry if I leave the game but uh it’s all right there’s a kid sleeping on The floor in here this is the one that they bully the one like let me get a [ __ ] my [ __ ] throat okay what do you think of a 16inch pizza with three to not think you were going to say pizza what you think what do you think about a 16inch penis all Right 16inch pizza with three toppings and a 16 inch my sister just asked me who I was for Halloween I was sniper from Team Fortress oh my god did I tell you that I was oh me and my friends were going to beat the TF2 characters as well I was going to be Scout and suddenly we can’t hear it I love my microphone or not my microphone my [ __ ] audio just cuts so dumb what’s the TF2 what’s the TF2 who’s this TF2 guy who’s Fortress and why are the two of them d i a team yo check this out look at the Apple the audio cut again I’m just going to rely on myself for a second until it either fixes itself or I get upset wow I’m thinking about the [ __ ] face je or was it jeev I think it’s je clips of him like getting really angry and just going W oh we [ __ ] yeah I have that there we go now I can hear you again okay think she climb ladders there there was three in the pen to start with right yeah unless one of them despawned there’s a random sheep that just walked into it and now there’s three in there Already I don’t know okay you already broke the bottom one I was going to say just in case I put bals in the mine thing so you can just fall onto oh yeah doesn’t that like negate fall damage yeah like if you fall from I ha Max you can fall from under Nice oh by the way does anybody shears oh my god dude did anybody make shears no but did you want two iron for shears for my f no I wanted two iron for a bucket to make a [ __ ] Farm down there but you need three IR what you need three iron yeah I Already had a piece of iron anyway I’m taking two more pieces of iron okay we need to my I I might as well tell you now [ __ ] I’ve never played a game with a worse cursor system with the [ __ ] middle button I’m fighting my fingers trying to use it 90% of the time I’m going the wrong way my sister again okay thanks your sister just beeped at you bro my phone notification sound I’m tired of being the stupid ass default Samsung Sound dude what I forgot I think it is the Samsung that makes the [ __ ] the funny phone Notification yeah yeah that uh one of my friends that is a postman has that and he does never she’s never going to change it because every time it goes off we all take a minute to just lose our [ __ ] and continue with what we were doing it’s so loud it’s the loudest Samsung Notification it’s also just so [ __ ] hilarious wouldn’t ladders be more efficient for this uh mine here so we don’t have to use bubble elevator cuz that’s bubble elevators are cool [ __ ] you yeah but they take effort [ __ ] you’re right I didn’t think about that oh yeah effort you know what else doesn’t Take effort in time hey Bill and letter easy dude there we go she’s going to completely Miss [ __ ] I would have stoed you would have watched a grown man break down oh I just realized that there’s no torches in the Villager area so a zombie very much could just be like hello oh Yeah can you put torches there yeah that’s a good idea I probably should do that putting Ladders fortnite battle pass I’m gonna explode in a fiery ball I swear to God sorry no you’re good I wasn’t talking about you I just heard hail say something and it just triggered me to say that I don’t know my brain went offu tree yeah same thing big spruce trees exploding in a Fiery ball of blood yeah Yay another baby can be made yay more children y dude [ __ ] neither of you are going to understand the class or why I’m saying this but I had a culinary class in CHS like my high school and [ __ ] every time that we would go in to do our Class cuz instead of actually like cooking stuff we would just be like working the kitchen uh me and one of my friends would just go woo child labor woo like every single day and it pissed the teacher off so goddamn much really funny my mic audio Cut I had culinary bro I’ve had it twice I ad me as it like you wouldn’t understand what the class is and wouldn’t understand why I said that because our culinary class was run by a bad man my culinary class in middle school was run by a very angry woman named Miss Slaughter I’m not even [ __ ] kidding yeah I bet she specialized in meat-based cooking no surprisingly I think she was like a little bit vegetarian I was going to say no she was a very scary vegan bro I swear to God if I break this entire tree and start a single sapling I’m going to like explode I got to to do a video of [ __ ] fa J dude it’s I I’ve been thinking about it like all goddamn day I think I have it on my phone I’m going to send it in main chat while I break these rocks with my bare Hands I love breaking rocks with my bare hands where is there it is please look at that video why down there oh babies at 3 a.m. so funny it’s so funny it’s so funny look I need more bones I’ms you said two different things need more BS I need more W bro I I was at the thrift store not the thrift store like the [ __ ] like a flea market with my friend the other day right yeah and there was this boot that sold like Pokemon cards right that’s Pretty cool yeah and there was one that I really wanted I was going to buy it I was like yo [ __ ] after you done that can I use that b trying to get that card like I point to it it was an old man the old man Pro binder buy it and walk Away I can’t believe I don’t know what his deal was but he just did not want me to have Pokemon card he did not want you you specifically to have it you were not allowed Pokemon you guys have bones I just wasted all of them on a tree IED to grow It but there was like something in the way and I have them like all something in my ass why your SK so hey guys I got bone meal cuz I’m short I am very short that’s true as as somebody who used to go to school with Jay I can attest that She is incredibly short just like you I am very short hey hey I’m not short anymore I’m like five six I’m taller than my mom I’m still nearly a full like I’m nearly a foot taller than You you like my big ass tree oh my God just looked over I’m GNA mine it now it’s gonna take an hour but how did you make the big ass tree is that a big is that they got four it’s a big spruce tree it’s that’s awesome Dude this is going to be our Moss you know an efficiency 5 netherite axe can’t insta break a wooden plank why that’s D I don’t know but a golden a can efficiently failing I no none of the axes in the game can I think the only one that can do it like the only wood block can break Inantly it’s like a bookshelf that makes sense it’s n planks no it’s like six planks of wood and three books one plank of wood cannot be instantly broken U it’s like uh the the karate [ __ ] you can’t break a small block of wood by smacking it with your fist but If you spread the wood out like a [ __ ] ton of wood into a plank you can break it in half it’s surface tension bro for seven years that the worst [ __ ] like ever I can imagine imagine doing seven years of [ __ ] I’m kidding I apolog wor experience what Jay I apologize if you he in the Back oh your dad’s [ __ ] I understand got wood oh that’s actually pretty cool yeah it’s really hot imagine want to make a pizza oven with like P Depot bricks we’re fools we didn’t make grass Insurance grass Insurance in case the sheep eat every single piece of grass Down there we have to break the doors were for but I I put them on the edge hold on I made grass insurance it’s okay grass insurance you see that hole on the side over there yeah I see it yeah the grass is going to grow into There and then they can’t eat the grass over there but [ __ ] baby sheep the the BBC no baby sheep bro oh baby sheep these sounds really good though right now I can’t believe I just Mard baby sheep as the BBC maybe villager got to stop looking At me like that when when I come down here there’s going to be a lot less baby villagers down here you just threaten to commit genocide on I walk in I I get all the adults out of the room and I pull a [ __ ] what’s his name they’re [ __ ] already dude they [ __ ] like crazy okay I thought I had like a lot less I got a stack in 36 logs from that tree how does want to make a Le turn I have you have elter give it to me I’m gonna say please and then thank You then I’m going to say give it to me right there on the floor wow another chest thank you for doing that we kind of needed I have been doing nothing but optimizing only gave me 6 ladders that’s crazy I hear kittens what the [ __ ] spawn cats when they’re in a Village like that it’s the worst there he is what level do they have to be to give books yeah but there’s no creepers oh yeah I forgot it’s on Peaceful let me change that you not I’m gonna put on easy you not I you don’t have food dude there’s food [ __ ] Everywhere hey come here buddy check this out I was waiting for you to ask about this but I’m going to give them to you Now where oh is he in the hole he in the hole I’m in the hole I’m going to miss bro I don’t my fa my fault all right here look I was waiting for you to ask about these but he never did so my [ __ ] potatoes i l forgot About you picked them up you [ __ ] suck dude sorry man I didn’t see you in chat I can some Sam you what did you say Jay I want I want to be able to CH that I know right you can put a leash on one and bring around it would like fly Around with you like a balloon there’s so many cats just above the villagers I wish there way to prevent them SP they always get everywhere and sometimes them there is a way to prevent them from spawning pouring lava above the villagers that’s a good point but then It could actually evolve into an iron farm which we should definitely make that’s a good point oh yeah what uh get [ __ ] on by the way what stage of uh like where does the book show up for the librarian the ench book check after I get my where’s the Big hole again I forgot this guy where’s the big hole where’s the giant [ __ ] hole in the ground again I kind of for I was wondering I don’t have any people oning people to join my new SMP yeah dude man I would love to sometime I love mince raft yeah cost money what Realms yeah I don’t like how they cost cost money for the the guy that made it doesn’t it cost money for me good point like still cost money oh yeah I’m in like two different RS I just be jumping in your PS4 stream is mad delayed that’s true that’s very factual I don’t know how to fix that it’s it’s a money issue you see if I had this chest full of cobblestone achievement from justest alone nice achievement hunting World Imagine got a lad oh dude this farmer takes potatoes Poes postes are why are the bat ears so [ __ ] big I Hate they’re adorable bro there’s a constant issue with streaming probably change that they made that I actually like how it looks is the Vex I like how the Vex looks yeah they actually look like a that’s kind of what GL they change the like yeah the Vex look [ __ ] Weird they’re all like skinny potato literally I’m trying to get we’re trying to farm potatoes for [ __ ] um farming stuff like the farmer what there’s no fence gate there we don’t need one okay okay uh deathrider 2 is the only book this librarian okay so I’m guessing that you Can see what book he’ll have so I’m just going to yeah just keep breaking it and I’ll let go of bro let go of him bro we got wow I definitely want to pay 26 emeralds for curse of binding get the [ __ ] out of here get the [ __ ] out of These [ __ ] Rugrats get out of my way I’m cling I’m breaking this door it’s not needed and it’s making bank of potato real and no why’ you break it bro there’s more books oh I could have been mending you never know this has not books see see what Happens okay 15 for protection one and that’s it damn Cur binding is worth 700 emeralds true what are we going for oh mending for 12 uh that actually is like capable we can get another electron break it this guy it’ser three bro you don’t want to slide through the water like it’s Jello No I have a boat no I have a boat there’s nothing oh they’re sleeping oh what the [ __ ] dude you have to do this later [ __ ] wake him up [ __ ] that guy where is he dude put it down I don’t care which one he is put it down we’ll figure Out 44 emeralds for Quick Charge three and five for aqua affinity one that sucks oh does you just laid down you fat BD [ __ ] you fat bald bastard 33 for efficiency 5 we’re keeping that oh my [ __ ] god that’s awesome let’s go dude I’m fish up for name Tags there’s a [ __ ] cat up here oh it’s yours I to get it’s a good thing I realized it was yours I was about to Smite that [ __ ] into the new age the cat can give you a gift if you sleep with it’s standing wait actually was there another cat in Here should totally not eat a boat that’s true May going to go drink pinear and eat a boat our boy over here in chat is about to go drink pinear and eat a boat can we get some prayers for him that sounds like a great meal that’s boy dinner right There fine yo did you see that what I did it again is it just an apple thing probably but the cat gave me a potion of regeneration that’s pretty cool I I don’t think they can do that I be completely honest well I mean he just Did so you get [ __ ] proved wrong or something yeah this look look look look look look look look look mine H look no it’s not it’s yours what that sucks y [ __ ] you no you can just eat apples and move at high speeds I just smacked that kitten with ir sword Accident my kitten grabbed the cat food fell in the sink and ran out of the what the [ __ ] there was a creeper about to kill my ass it landed on the ha mail so it survived what happened there’s a creeper the cat was chasing the creeper into me it’s literally Stone pickaxes and [ __ ] Stone nice job [ __ ] [Laughter] wad I to say we just let it sit there wait for it to despawn but no Mr [ __ ] main character over here Mr main character what just happened uh I tried to become the new protagonist for the Indiana Jones movies and I [ __ ] Failed also I really got to ask how to [ __ ] your cat your no not your cat your baby kitten gang them Stu your baby kitten grabbed the cat food fell into the sink and then escaped first off how did your cat get out of the sink that was like a skate Park it’s like that’s like when you get stuck in the [ __ ] skate park uh like the now I’m not it’s a halfpipe like one of the pipe things and you just can’t like get the [ __ ] traction to go back up oh dude the grass insurance is working perfectly bro my kitten right [ __ ] small he’s an [ __ ] right he’s an [ __ ] scratch the side of my finger and it hurts like [ __ ] and I can’t bend the finger I feel that though you know what I scrash my finger on a cigarette Carton and those are like really hard to scratch on it’s [ __ ] Cardboard I’m so confused that’s fair this is a confusing time swich there’s four dude there’s four dude there’s four oh my God this chest time over here what the [ __ ] three and a half really the weirdest way to sort this [ __ ] try it give me it give me it right [ __ ] now thanks G I appreciate you damn it [ __ ] I tried to scoop that [ __ ] up immediately upon you saying that you had a trident bro I got Big Fork now you got Fork Big Fork big ass Fork I’m G to go get a toolsmith all right I’ll just keep Fishing for stuff then also I think you make a like turn with a bookshelf and slabs you didn’t know oh did you did you find one yeah I found one oh this guy sells a diamond axe and a diamond pickaxe with Unbreaking and efficiency one that’s Perfect see I’m GNA I’m just going roll really quickly to see if I can get a better pickaxe or next back my Unbreaking and diamonda tou keep going to [ __ ] with the fit what was it there he is there he is it’s him wait what that’s not the That’s not the kitten that we made it’s a different kitten ow you [ __ ] bones bone just murders them on the spot eting a charger cord for Desert CU it just makes you build different that’s true you remind me of my good friend MSC he slurps down tunic can and takes no names E why uh I don’t know he’s build different or something your friend get Head he might slurp down I must I must make as much money in the society I’ve created why was there a door on the ground over here my bad I said somebody go put that door on the house but I guess nobody I did not no we did not you Love eating rocks covered in pineur I do hey I think you forgot about the other door friend oh yeah I know oh I was supposed to go down to the market today get stuff for your flat cupcakes oh cup cockies sugarcane door sugarcane door sugar cane door Sorry or I can make four [ __ ] Le why is there a copper ingot in the water over there the drown dropped it oh I accidentally just made 60 [ __ ] slabs I don’t need 60 SL congratulations you played yourself it’s 44 now oh yeah how does one make there it is Flint Villager actually probably only do one at a time if I’m being entirely honest help wait there’s a wanding tra in here bro we need five emeralds sell Cherry saplings how the [ __ ] do you think we get Emeralds we have nothing to give the villagers yet we we have like no potatoes paper we paper that’s a good one I just harvested it I have 12 pieces of paper you have paper to 14 for impaling 13 for Unbreaking one we’re getting rid of you can you help me with the books Yeah any bones I have bones I have I have bone I have boneal no potato not many the famine can the stream here uh not well not very well you’re coming out of my phone yes I need the compost and all that we have to move fast before that [ __ ] Le leaves oh he’s not leaving anytime soon trust me they don’t like that’s true that’s a good point potato what like rocks that sell them rocks wait a Fletcher what the [ __ ] are we doing I I have a Fletcher table put it down I was coming to do That then you were like dude this guy has [ __ ] cherries he uh we have why you break Ito oh yeah why’ you break it bro we just need sticks does he do sticks does he do sticks he does do sticks we must chop wood now okay iald I have one Emerald more don’t worry I just made four stacks of sticks okay yeah F that’s it that’s it all right I have eight emeralds where’s the trader just buy the thing right there okay now help me with librarian hold on there is your leg turn I’m weing a cherry sapling out here So we can finally have we need to change the potato can one 12 forp one uh fire aspect one maybe we could change that okay okay I got a story for you like a story I just want to tell you something my friend’s making a potato launcher Nice 37 for rip three that’s too expensive it’s on the that’s cringe the mighty cherry tree 18 for projectile protection one and 19 for projectile protection one what a deal can you kill him can you kill him what a deal now mods execute him we sleep [ __ ] you mean should we sleep it’s Still daytime oh my dude what I think this one’s better hold on where’s the other librarian at oh noit this is the one I didn’t realize he had oh give me a second boys your aspect as well hey I’ll be right back my my Pal’s Here libr the paper and he’s like something I think I I’m here you want to play some Minecraft B not really not really no want to sit until the stream’s done then it shouldn’t be too long since you don’t want to play Minecraft sure is this our world or is your world we just made this oh you just want to play Minecraft Simple as that we got pot to smoking smash to play that’s why so accurate Though Wow Video Information
This video, titled ‘Minecraft in the early afternoon’, was uploaded by ~Velocistone~ on 2023-12-09 22:45:30. It has garnered 31 views and 1 likes. The duration of the video is 02:53:27 or 10407 seconds.
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