Insane Surprise: US Presidents in Modded Minecraft 72 – Ice Cream Shop

All right Gamers welcome back to another epic episode of modded Minecraft I think today I’m just going to explore the new modded end Dimension and hopefully find one of those n city ships so I can get an elytra oh by the way sleepy Joe you

Know how one of the mods adds a bunch of cursed food items that attack all of us yeah what about it well apparently it adds an ice cream shop what really that’s awesome but uh where the hell is it I don’t know you’re just going to have to find it somewhere

Randomly in the world come on man you can’t just blueball me like that I thought you had coordinates to one or some well I don’t so suck it up buttercup Hey Barry you still owe me a netherite block for defeating all the Twilight Forest bosses first yeah yeah

I’ll get to it well hurry it up I need some better armor and tools bro we literally have close to 400 mods installed I’m sure there are tools in armor much better than netherite I’m sure there is but a deal is a deal Barry stop calling me Berry but you

Should love berries since you’re always sucking on Michelle’s berries Jesus Christ George I ought to come to Texas and slap you silly until your cowboy hat falls off whoa dude I know you’re feeling kinky but I’m just not into like that well Joe is always into the does that even mean cuz you’re

Always eating when you slip on a blade of grass I remember the one time we thought you had some leftover chocolate ice cream on your cheek but it was actually a dog turd from one of your dogs trying to be like you and all over the place in the

White house uh how about we just appreciate that everyone has their own unique way of leaving their Mark even if it involves a little mess here and there so let’s keep things clean and focus on the issues that really matter sounds like you hooked up chat GPT to your

teleprompter sleepy Joe that is entirely true uh wait a minute I meant to say that was entirely false and you’re entirely an idiot everything Joe does is half-ass I’m surprised he’s even able to be an entire idiot shut your mouth George how about your fat mama

Shut her legs cuz she’s wide open just like the southern border the Border isn’t that wide open it’s only uh Texas and I think Utah that has the borders or something holy ball sacks you’re stupid damn it no ancient debris what’s the method you’re using to find ancient

Debris Barrack I’m using beds why don’t you use a ton of TNT cuz I don’t have a ton of TNT jackass Obama not having TNT what is this an alternate universe shut up George what the double jump the does that mean oh I can double jump

Wow Joe I’m surprised you came to that conclusion after being told you can double jump well I don’t know it could have just been an achievement or uh maybe just a phrase and you know not actually make me double jump okay so they are obviously giving you double the amount of stupid pills

Today wait what the oh I the Iron Golem killed those weird ass cubes that sent me a threatening letter last episode what weird cubes the white slime looking asses that destroyed all our bases a few episodes ago uh anyways I forgot they were planning an attack on

Me or something why would white slimes attack you I don’t know ask Donald he’s the one that keeps installing strange ass mods it’s from the me Alliance mod which introduces a powerful faction that operates like players by building structures or exploring terrain and fighting whoever gets in their way and since sleepy Joe

Loves having people invade our Southern border he would surely love this mod since it adds unique creatures that invade the Minecraft world come on man we playing Minecraft there’s no need to bring up you know things from real life like that border or whatever let’s just

Have fun Joe you are literally the most grumpy person on this server well only when something stupid happens in the game correction you’re the one that does stupid things in the game like that time you thought you could tame a creeper since you believed in making friends

With even the explosive kind baric is the one that loves being friends with the explosive kind shut the hell up you old sack of turds oh a creeper aw man damn it the blew up my house but that’s Bar’s job bro will you quit it with the damn explosive jokes will you

Quit exploding when Michelle shoves that hot dog up your ass oh my gosh you’re so immature Joe well he does talk like a 5-year-old so maybe he gets the immaturity pass no he talks like a person who has mastered the art of headbutting door frames and how suffers

The consequences of said art you guys wait what the oh my God I found it I found the ice cream shop congrat your relations Joe holy this is so cool it’s about damn time they added ice cream shops to the game no I don’t have any emeralds to buy

Ice cream this sucks well then go get emeralds you didn’t think ice cream would be free did you well I mean Jill always brings home ice cream for me and I don’t have to pay for it so why can’t it be as easy as that speaking of things being easy it’s the complete

Opposite of being easy when trying to be as stupid as you shut up you orange dildo oh I guess I’m going to have to go find a stupid Village and do some stupid trades with stupid villagers it’s all just so dumb I think I’m going to

Replace all the wood in my house with this cool glowing Mr wood planks so much better than the boring fur planks oh by the way how’s it going baric with the whole finding neite thing it’s going pretty hey you know maybe if you just beat all the Twilight Forest bosses before me you

Wouldn’t have to be finding netherite shut the ever living up you know it was an unfair race with you knowing the final steps to the final boss which is just a technicality of it not even being a finished boss care to have some water with that salt you

George let’s go I thought I was never going to find an n city it’s like trying to find one of Joe’s brain cells got more than you oh yeah then what’s the capital of Oklahoma um purple come on bro stop trolling okay I was just joking it’s uh uh um the capital of

Oak Holmes is the capital that is named after the city honestly Donald that’s not even funny we all know Joe doesn’t know the capital of anything not even the capital that he sleeps in it’s way too predictable to ask Joe random random and then him spewing the most

Garbled answer I guess you’re right but why did you say random twice because Joe’s answers are just that random that’s very true oh what the is that um okay it doesn’t burn me holy that’s cursed what’s cursed this blue liquid creates nether when interacting with lava shouldn’t you be

Finding neite for me yeah yeah yeah I’m trying just hold your damn horses Cowboy let’s go I can now fly higher than Hunter you would have to fly pretty high then you guys joking about my son is really starting to piss me off just make sure to not piss your pants

Cuz the the other side of your diaper is already stained from all the that comes out of your ass speaking of asses shut up Donald well what the is this oh let’s go I found some kind of weird tropical jungle village now I can get some emeralds and buy some

Goddamn ice cream how about you buy some goddamn dementia pills I already got them I just can’t remember to actually take him let’s go I finally found some goddamn ancient debris well at least it was two pieces great now you just got to find about 34

More 30 4 ain’t no way I’m doing that come on Barry we had a deal we did but if I do recall the deal there were no time requirements which means I could wait until the year 2027 to give you your netherite block don’t be a dick like Michelle’s genitalia I’m going to

Have to go with baric on this one that there was technically no time requirement you’re seriously not going to back me up on this one the whole Twilight Forest race prank was your idea yeah and it was an epic idea but I don’t give a about you getting a neite

Block that’s you and Barrack’s problem I hate you guys so much and baric does the opposite of hating guys shut the up Joe o all I got to do is give this guy some clay and I’ll get emeralds that’s Loki a really good trade to be honest as

If you know what a good trade is what’s that supposed to mean well you know because of your trade policies and whatnot oh really so what are my trade policies um well you had that one thing that uh um oh you know the thing and then I lost my train of thought you

Never had it shut up you big dildo oh there’s an evil plant trying to eat me that plant must not be able to smell things cuz if it could it would be hauling ass the moment it sniffed your filled diaper your insults are as Rusty as your

Stupid Texas ranch how about I bring a breath of fresh air and competence to clear out the stench of your past administration Joe I know you have to read off your teleprompter to insult us but let’s be real you’re the one in need of confidence no you’re the one in need

Of confidence George no you I don’t think your conversation is going anywhere you boneheads let’s go finally finished my God dang roof after it being destroyed for four episodes hey you’re supposed to be getting ancient debris already told you I can wait until 2027 to do that if I so pleased you’re

So annoying all right now where’s that with the clay trade uh no oh there we go what the ah I’m being attacked by assault Shaker all right give me my godamn ice cream yay and I’ll get that thing too I’m definitely going to have to come

Back to this great place if only America could be a great place under your Administration shut up you Orange num skull huh oh crap now there’s a bun coming after me that’s ironic cuz you would think a bun would go after Donald due to all the burgers he has eaten just

This month you not my fault burgers are as delicious as your mama’s Jesus Christ okay guys so going to that ice cream shop made my crave some ice cream so I’m going to head out and eat some ice cream so I’ll talk to you tomorrow when are

You not craving ice cream Joe whenever I look at a pick of Michelle cuz that makes me loose all of my appetite you know what maybe I should send you a pick of Michelle just in spite oh God please don’t I beg of you just did

Oh I can’t tell if that was him vomiting or his Pants