INSANE! Surviving Phasmophobia with Minecraft Shoes

Hey hey everybody down here everybody down here hey get down gaging and whatnot I got shut up I got some trading to do with all you f folks I gotta tell you what what folks so follow me follow me all right what what all this equip

Shut up I’m GNA tell you what all this equipment does all right first we got here we got here we got a video camera see the video camera is going to help you locate ghost orbs want to know what ghost orbs are what are ghost orbs I’m not telling you just

K I’ll tell you there’s a little there little orbs that the ghosts leave behind that come in or for talk like that that make sense to you yeah I know what I’m talking about next we got a book see what you g to do

With this book you g to put it down on the floor Who’s Laughing who laughing at me that’s me I’m not laughing sir yeah that’s what I thought you got to put it down on the floor you can put it down on the floor and the

Ghost is going to going to write it you going to write some some things in it that you going to go oh I’m a ghost I’m Bo Little Ghost it’s going to be crazy crazy yeah yeah yeah I know what I’m talking about got to reiterate that now

This this is a this is a this is um this a ghost box right see going to help you communicate with the ghost you going to have conversations meaningful conversations about life your wife left you yeah what anyway right here we got we got this UV light this little glow stick

Right here now this right here it’s go it’s going to help you it’s going to help you do a lot of things such as locate fingerprints yeah that’s all I got anyway we got this dot projector it’s going see this one’s crazy cuz I I used

It last night in my in my kitchen kitchen I used this it’s crazy so I put down right right and all of a sudden I seen the silhouette of a ghost it was crazy no no way so you going to see some Silhouettes I’m pretty sure I mean I’m sure ghost uh

Next anyway we got this camera just it’s a camera okay anyway we got we got this EMF reader now this is the most important thing right here this going to help you know when you close to The Ghost and once you get an EMF 5 right

There once it all lights up that’s when you know you in the same room as the ghost right there okay that’s any questions no I’m scared no no questions no so you must got it down packed huh yeah yeah well I read manual so you know we professionals we

Know what we’re doing nerd what I’m also a professional so I I get it I understand and you got see here’s your job all right you got to use all this equipment to find three pieces of evidence so we can prove to the public that ghost are real cuz they are yeah

Yeah let’s go I see I see it in my kitchen last night wait I have a question I have a question what’s your question um how much are we getting paid for this I can’t disclose that information until the job’s done okay okay guys I’m ready let’s

Go yeah let’s go yeah get out of my face you delinquents what if we die wait what if we die what if you uh you signed the contract what what contract what cont go go be free be free no okay guys I’m so [Applause] nervous I can’t believe you made it I’m scared

Scared all right you guys go sech upstairs the do yeah we got to go look for evidence guys yeah I guess we can close the are you okay what’s happening I’m scared I’m scared I’m sorry why are you here okay how about you two go search upstairs and then sudden I will search

You become the manager that’s right tell the people what to do okay I’m sorry what is that I don’t I don’t stop it’s my headband covered it’s cover I do see that what are you talking about e it’s falling on your ear e no that’s my oh that’s my ear talking

About come on now okay well we’re gonna split up guys all right you guys go upstairs in a minute yeah all right hi guys scream if you see anything you guys hear me you hear me yeah hello hello here echo echo anyways the [ __ ] that weirdo

He’s so weird so weird so weird so weird wait so AR I guess just look for evidence she said what the [ __ ] is that look at that what the wait did you hear that yeah the door close the door oh my God I don’t know if I want to go in

Here it’s a little bit compact in there I don’t know it looks a little weird shut up I can’t [ __ ] see shut up it can clearly see us what is shutting up going to do what the [ __ ] is wrong with up she passed out you wake her up

Out someone punch her awake wake up wa wake go oh my God God you I want my mommy oh my God dud singing you guys I got to kicked down the door flop I can’t be in here anymore oh my what do we do what do we do what do we do open the manual EV in the basement to the basement wait where’s Roby behind well see we’re safe we’re safe in sound get out we’re going to have to go back up there eventually

Guys dark down here I can’t see anything down here where’s your clothes what uniform I ate my uniform I ate them I’m a ghost I did it I did it professionally till I got locked down here in this dingy Dusty basement oh um I’ve been down here for years

Years recognize this old AKA multiple um nobody recognizes me okay guess I’m lonely forever a minute some I remember you you remember me was that your dad or something no he’s not grandpa I don’t have no kids hold on is he your friend back to my memory wait Tri Daddy I don’t

Remember a lot of things you got have to remind God I’m getting so emotional right now is that your Su I don’t know who you are I thought you died prob that a lot of people probably thought I died but I survived by eating

The rat in the in the walls ew and your uniform did you like and my uniform I got desperate are you going to eat us it depends depends it depends what the hey I’m not hungry right now I’m not hungry right now and I got a lot of rats to go

Around I see you all in a bit of a pickle yeah we’re in a pickle I like pickles a little bit of a pickle you seem to be Ghost Hunters like myself I had that uniform once let me touch the Fab let me let me remember what I once had all let your

Friend touch you let me touch the fabric oh no R me got I’m a nice old man I got been down here for 757 years oh yeah I do have equipment you got equipment if you if you look for equipment yeah uh let me get let me dip into my secret equipment

Chest to show you all the equipment I got now this I got this thing right here I got this lighter I got this V camera I got this i got this triod i got this i got this the glow in the dark stick I black flash M light three of them and

Four of them and five of them and six why flashlight thank you guys pass oh I have all of them here take that now wait like you you guys going to help me get out of here we will we will get that I’m so lonely and old all right human food

Yeah you know what I think we’re ready I don’t have to eat rats anymore I think we’re ready to catch this ghost this ghost can’t have nothing on us yeah let’s I’ll just be here for you yeah wait he should come up with us like no

You come on I’m can get him we’re friends right we’re friends I can come with Y you’re not g to eat us right sure okay guys I figured out to turn the lights on come up oh wow oh my God it’s so bright look come on Old Man there buttons

Oh my God there’s buttons okay so what now evidence since we actually have your equipment okay I feel like how about you go upstairs with the old I don’t want to be around him he’s weird okay I’ll go upstairs with why would you say that about me new best friend I don’t know

Your name I don’t know your name scrs Buster scrubs Buster scrubs scrubs okay Buster scrubs Come on let’s go with Buster scrubs upstairs Buster scrs have fun okay let’s go anyway help me oh man I hope nothing bad happened to them yeah anyway so what item did you get um I got a flashlight a lighter spear box and do projector what did you get I got a EMF

Reader and a flashlight guys the ghost is beating up the old man he beat him up and he’s like in the floor right now him wrong way my knees my knees stop y him stop stop it stop it please Mercy Mercy stop it my my intestines his my vital organ

Witnessing a murder is that hard have any last words before you die what it’s so hard to talk well speak on it hurry up you got to find the three pieces of evidence what before I die not before I die after I Die My Legacy my legacy see I’m my oh

My God he’s came in my chest in no don’t die oh he died he’s dead how could you oh no I’m really sad on nothing stop being a little baby we just found a piece of evidence stop complaining realized my friend died I just it really just hit me just now bro

Nobody cares stop being emo no like we way back we go way guarantee you not go way shut the [ __ ] up and stop talking to me you don’t know about us we were best friends back in the day and that fo was like 60 years older than you

Bro like like were you a baby when you wereing out just looks like that looks like that he just looks like how found fingerprint in the evidence book guys I think we should check the body for evidence what thebody again I’m just going to go check you’re weird hey you better watch out

Oh my God he was massacred look at him he’s just dead that’s kind of scared my god well that’s you n don’t so don’t suck oh my God is it working is it working I don’t see [ __ ] are we supposed to guys what do we do everybody Run a thing oh my God uh did you guys ask it to play oh Sh try to play hide and seek don’t break the press the get me the [ __ ] out of here oh my God oh my