Insane! The Easiest Hardcore 1.19 Minecraft Iron Farm!

I’ve been informed that apparently this is an iron farm on minecraft java edition and it looks way simpler than i ever expected so in today’s episode it’s really hardcore we are gonna be building my first ever java edition iron farm since the village and pillage update and discovering and

Learning all about the villager mechanics of which i know absolutely nothing i’m a bedrock player playing on java so this is gonna be kind of fun bruno also blackmailed me into building hammond iron farm and i don’t actually have any proper footage of that because it was while i was streaming and i

Forgot to hit record so enjoy a little bit of uh hodgepodge footage bruno’s online engine and slack yay wait bruno’s right over here i can go say hi to him right now wait you’re making a baby hopper for your baby eater what we have proxim brock’s voice we have proximity

Voice how do i turn this on hold on we can talk to bruno i don’t even need to join discord you’re right here hi bruno i can yes i’m right here [Laughter] i just logged in over there what is this this is my baby eater man it’s a baby

Oh oh all the way up there oh you have a villager breeder up there yes but here is where i’m going to process the baby so i need i’m right now i’m about to build a baby hopper okay i got just the babies that came away from over there

I thought it would be fun to just get the babies down that’s great yeah we gotta do something with this cliff don’t we well i was actually gonna do similar stuff tonight i have no idea how iron farms work but that was that was gonna

Be my plan it’s built an iron farm okay i think we already have kind of two but you can make another one if you feel like this we can never have never have too much iron never never have too much content i mean too much

I mean yeah too much too much iron can’t do it yeah that’s an iron farm right over there okay i might just copy that another one right over there right next to that could have two one them is can you do that on java yeah yeah you can you can

You can stack as many as you want that’s really dumb i love it what if we have an iron farm district right there like [Laughter] everyone built their own iron farm yeah that would be great okay so do you need some iron for that hopper or something is that do we need

To make an iron form first um yes yes yes yes yes okay i’m gonna go make you an iron farm okay that one was built by gem though by jim fire she she doesn’t let me take the iron she’s oh you can’t take the iron oh

That’s so rude i need to go and build one she’s not sharing with you oh my god okay i’m gonna build you an iron farm bruno i’m gonna build you an iron man thank you so much silent you’re the best man yeah yeah yeah that’s a lie no it’s not that’s that

Okay bye love you bye right so we need to go find ourselves a village and get ourselves a couple of villagers to kickstart this iron farm and i need to do it soon that way bruno doesn’t get upset at me so about 45 minutes of exploring later we

Finally found a village it was already raided but there was a villager here now moving villagers is actually a little bit more difficult on java edition because you can’t put leads on boats so you can only really take back one villager at a time unless you feel like

Curing zombie villagers but we did end up getting one and i have plans on how we’re gonna get our second one so of course a lot of other people at spawn have their own a villager tech like breeders and iron farms and stuff but i want my own homegrown wild harvested

Villagers this is actually a really nice little cove right here that goes into a big cave system as well i definitely want to check that out maybe that’d be a good way to get down to diamond level or something but until then we have an iron farm to build yeah

Ignore those guys they’re just smug they’re just smug don’t worry about them sir profession this villager you are great in every way now please wait here for three to five business days until i figure out how to build a dive farm on java edition bro

This is all it takes to build an iron farm you don’t even need workstations literally like this is a wow okay okay java edition i see how you being okay mojang i see your shenanigans you pull one over here this could literally be from anyone a toddler could design this

A baby that doesn’t even know how to play roblox could design this this is oh my god i’m i’m running i’m flying away in shame everybody also yeah that’s the free cam thingy it’s it’s not actual flight it’s just like it’s kind of it’s kind of like spectator mode uh but using

Just one account i’m in bruno’s house now you can’t speed up or slow down your flight and you can’t teleport to people but you can’t poke around can i like just totally go inside of this i can bruh free cam is so cheaty okay enough of that enough of that

Convenient please take box let’s see i need some potats i need some bread beet roots okay i’m gonna take those ew i unlocked a recipe oh man i don’t want that i was gonna compost them yeah i just need a couple of these things so that we can make ourselves a couple of

Villagers look how many villagers bruno has i need to catch up what is that that’s like a whole group what bro he’s got like forty thousand he wouldn’t even notice if i stole some he’s not even online right now i need to be more evil uh but i’m not

Gonna be evil i’m just gonna take my one villager that i rightfully got from for myself and i’m gonna borrow this guy and we’re gonna have ourselves another villager out of the the two that’s that’s how it’s gonna work okay these are the two villagers we need to

Keep track of which one is which and uh i need to get beds so that there’s enough for them to wait if they’re down here does that mean that all these guys count towards the bed count how does it work do you need more beds than villagers on java edition

Because i know on bedrock you need more beds than villagers i’m not sure what the case is for java though for all i know you don’t even need beds it could just be the wild west out here anything could go basically yoink yoink how much is that four more six okay great goodbye

I don’t know who sheep those were run away so apparently on java edition you just need four beds to breed like infinity villagers and i don’t know how i feel about that i mean i feel like that’s kind of super awesome but also like bedrock edition you need

One bed per villager because bedrock edition is stuck in the olden days where nothing matters and everything’s based on door mechanics so if you guys would pick up les bread that i got from jen and then make a baby mega better it’s about the time right is this how that works i don’t

Know he’s a farmer become the farmer come on you can reach that one they do not need workstations on java to breed what even is this it’s literally completely different on bedrock and java unacceptable okay yeah those guys are linked to it it’s quite literally as different as you can possibly get

Between bedrock and java there is no parody whatsoever no wonder everybody’s always so confused about everything i’m confused and i allegedly know what i’m doing i do know that allegedly the villagers only link to workstations that they can actually reach which is like fantastic so allegedly

These two should be in perfect hands to have workstation be linked to and become profession right they’re staring into their eyes they hate each other oh they’re making up they’re setting aside their differences they’re throwing together cobblestone i feel like we have progress here i refuse

To watch a tutorial on how to build an iron farm i refuse it i shall figure this out if it takes me three hours okay you know what this is fine villagers are equally infuriating on both java and bedrock at least we have that in common they are just the worst everywhere as

Long as they’re not too easy for java edition i am fine with them being terrible on bedrock they just can’t be like easy because it’s just not allowed you know it’s just simply not allowed why would you become a farmer you have one job in life are

You traded with or something what is your problem you’re shaking your head at me sir i don’t like you at all you’re rude and you sell beetroots now i thought we had a good thing going but apparently not they’re doing the thing okay this isn’t

Too bad i just i just had to vent some frustrations they’re staring lovingly into each other’s eyes it literally just pops out and it bounces off the bed oh my god that’s a java thing babies bounce on beds i totally forgot about that they jump on the bed why can’t we have that

Nice thing on bedrock edition they literally jump on the bed we need we need parody features we need parody we mean we need this on bedrock engine that’s the dumbest thing i’ve ever seen why is this in the game i love it so much since this guy is actually doing his job

You’re my villager you you’re you’re just a terrible villager the baby the baby’s mine too i’m taking the the person who does things and i’m taking the kid and i’m leaving to make my own iron farm goodbye he’s in the composter okay i love it java edition is great

Everybody you should play java edition why because it’s fantastic you got babies jumping on beds you can’t get any better than that that was hilarious i love that okay we got a couple of naming items from our community members this is the first diamond pickaxe of the season

And we are naming it the almighty pickaxe of derp very nice you can see total durability on bedrock edition are on java i tell i forgot about that you don’t even need a weird texture pack that lags out your entire game that’s great uh we’re also gonna be naming another thing

I think you can see where this is going [Laughter] don’t worry about it don’t worry about it it’s all good it’s all good can i not put it right there i want to put it right there there we go we’ll leave him up there for now he’s comfortable he’s

Nice and warm don’t worry about it so we need a little bit of nether wood just so the uh the lava doesn’t burn down the whole thing i can’t think of any alternatives right now because fire spread is turned on is the issue typically we just use whatever we want

But yeah fire spread’s turned on we could just modify the design or we could completely copy what you know is built right there and just have it built right there and then we could have two right next to each other and that would be really funny and i think we’re gonna do that

Let’s see how terrible the nether is we need to go deeper yes oh this is convenient okay we literally just need like this okay i’m so scared of the nether guys okay that’s all we need from the nether bye this place sucks that’s all we needed for another that

Was such an anticlimactic nether trip we don’t need anything from another just like a couple fence gates i could have gotten one entire log less and been fine that was such a stressful another trip guys i don’t i don’t think i ever want to go back there to be honest

I don’t think i don’t think i ever want to go back there that was that was terrifying i might never recover from this okay you want to know the best thing about java edition there we go this is great uh i’m just emptying out this uh storage chest for whoever owns

The siren farm i think it was jen uh that way it’s not like overflowing and wasting iron and stuff because that would be silly you could just place a bed like mid air even though it’s not barely supported on this you don’t even need to have a support underneath the

Bed at all you can just play some midair maybe that’s the thing on bedrock too but what that’s not right that’s not right at all this shatters my world my entire world is shattered gone demolished bro you and you can sleep under water that’s not a la oh my god

Bedrock player plays java edition figures out how nice minecraft can be shocking ain’t no support for that magic floating bet look at this do i even need to like i think you got a crouch but like yeah what amazing literally magic i’m a wizard guys i knew it i’m

Expecting my my letter any day now gonna go off to hogwarts the iron farm is coming along great and as you can see it is absolutely beautiful an absolute work of art i uh turn off my cobblestone into slabs so this is this is what we got to work

With right now i can build purely out of slabs it’s the new minecraft challenge it’s great are you just gonna pathfind straight over to here if so that would be great no i need you to actually go on to the platform sir i need i need you to go on no on to

The okay filter path finding still sucks oh my god he jumped out of that that’s impressive actually and he went back in the water oh so i did not intend to find out the hard way how i was gonna get these guys up here they’re just chilling out in the water i

Mean it’s a great day for the beach but you know i wasn’t planning on giving these guys a swimming with the dolphins thing right now so if you could please go back on to the platform sir stay within the bounds of the tour that would be great go back onto the

Platform okay you know what you’re gonna you’re just gonna be painful you need to you need to get your feet out of the water i know it’s 75 degrees out and the water is beautiful and crisp and clear on those dolphins but no it’s not the

Time for a vacation it’s time for iron farm okay go go go go go go go go go go go go go go all the way up all the way up all the way up go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go

All the way up go go go go go go go go go a little bit more go go go go go i swear if you go backwards at all during this entire no don’t go backwards don’t the hill go go go this is the most efficient way to

Move villagers i assure you i’ve tested this it is scientifically proven that this is the best way to move villagers go go go go go all the way up the stairs all the way up the stairs do it all the way up the stairs thank you i’m out of

Rails that’s my only minecart if you crouch you can’t push you around as much because entities put push each other on ben are on java i’m getting my versions confused now i don’t even know which one’s called which anymore i’m still a very informed and professional person and i know how to

Build everything correctly i think i i think i know why they invented power rails i think i found out the reason guys you can do it you can get a boat inside of a mine cart this is great oh and then i can ride it too no

This is terrible which one’s inside of which right now is the boat inside the minecart yes it is okay oh my god where is it going what are you doing go please go where i need you to go that works really well you guys take way too much effort and you’re amazing okay

This is silly i want to go down the ladder not not up i’m bobbing up in the water okay yep both these guys got food and instantly getting babies uh i think the babies are a block tall so so they shouldn’t be able to escape through the slabs or anything

And then we just need to get three more little guys in here and i believe once they’re adults uh that’s probably when you can get iron golems i doubt babies count but maybe it depends on how easy they want this to be okay we has one baby jumping on a bed

And there’s a five minute cool down between breeds right because that’s still thing on bedrock there’s no cooldown there’s just like rapid fire babies out everywhere all over the place too many babies give these guys a little bit of a roof so they don’t get shot by lightning

Just popping into the nether for a bit of lava and we should have some right here yeah there we go okay so we put our oxolotto down over there and then we take our lava and we’re good to go quick little trip to the nether all we need

Okay well this is kind of where the iron farm is at right now we got the three villagers up here this took an extremely long time even though such a basic thing but everything’s slower when you’re like super early game and you have literally nothing at all and now we got four

Villagers we’re just waiting for that fifth one to get bred up and then we should get iron golems and we have iron golems already i thought they had to grow up into adults but no we literally have like three babies up there and we already have globes you could probably

Do this with like all babies this is so stupidly easy and look at that we already have half a stack of iron this thing has been running for like no time flat absolutely amazing we got two of these things right next to each other they can both get golems at one time it

Is just way too easy why is it so easy on java it’s such a pain to do this on bedrock edition but look at this you don’t even need a tutorial for this you could just look at it and automatically know how to build it if you get a

Neighbor do you think it’s weird that the person put a window into your own house if you let’s say you have a neighbor that lives next door and you have a common wall if your neighbor puts puts a window on that wall will you say that’s weird no i think that’s perfectly

Normal it just means that they like you okay because i would like some privacy maybe well are you are you mad that i moved in right next to you and then put a window between our houses i’m not it’s not mad it’s not exactly the feeling

It just it was like okay this guy hey Like just by his own decision he installed a window in my house that also happens to be pointing towards his house yes speaking of i guess the iron farm is working well if you guys added like more double chests to it yeah i added more chest because it was overflowing it just

Got built last night that’s crazy yep this is java silent we got real iron farms here wow that’s amazing wow like you guys have to stack 10 villagers to get the villages together yeah and you got to do the workstations and you got to do the the

Beds and yeah it’s a whole mess over there this is so much iron tell me this entire thing is full okay it’s not but there’s a lot i realized that i just completely left the conversation because of uh proximity voice yeah by the way you told me that you were

Building the you build it the iron fan for me right so it technically uh it will be under my possession if i had the concept of of property uh well you see the thing is you weren’t online so i stole it from you yeah i’m doing i’m doing a special kind of

Playthrough you could say it’s a personal challenge thing okay where i’m playing without the concept of of property okay so that is my iron farm it you may say it’s my iron farm but that that string of characters doesn’t make sense in my brain so i’m just gonna go

And take the arrow whenever i want it yes our iron form there’s a reason it produces red flowers you know i like it because floyd can actually sing like so i could actually sing the proper lyrics to that yeah yeah he knows it he knows it by heart

Bruno as a gift from me to you here is an entire stack of iron blocks because apparently you get that in like 30 seconds here again this means nothing that he does not understand what properties yeah i just does he understand ooh shiny bling bling

Yeah you gave me stuff okay i have it in my inventory now yes that’s it yes it is yours you can you you can understand the concept of he understands concept of personal possession not the concept of uh private property i have a zombie i just need

Somebody to get me in netherword i send ricky roy on that quest but i don’t know if he actually ended up going i think we should state it as our goal to have ricky roy going to the netherlands for a fortress yeah she’s alive still so

That’s how i can tell that he probably didn’t go to the netherlands okay he’s currently online asking chat how’s the fortress searching going ricky let’s see cheat over here okay i’m gonna check what he’s up to are you cheating no i will never wait too no he just died oops

I guess he’s not going to the nether ricky somehow this is your fault the fortress [Laughter] okay folks lead the crap out of this entire interaction i’ll look for it oh no did we just get him killed i know i it was me actually i asked him

To go look for it earlier and i think he was in the nether could you say you own your hands bruno rapidly going from the concept of property does not exist to the concept of morality does not exist kind of who’s gonna go to the fortress i feel like you’re a professional i

Think you should go bruno yeah i think i should go too i think i’m already running away so that i don’t have to do it okay but i’ll okay okay no no we can’t i can go into a tunnel right here what do you guys think

No wait no but i need blaze roots i need blazers you only need blaze rods yes but wait can’t you buy the tipped arrows from a fletcher you can but like it yeah you need to get super lucky silent isn’t there for coming out like show you yeah yeah

Yeah get the cheating resource back you don’t need to go the nether no one needs to go the nether we can all live through today ricky could have been alive he could have been alive man you killed him enough to die you killed him oh wait i just realized something

Ricky just died yeah are you gonna wait hold on i i caught dibs no [Laughter] feel free to use yeah i’m gonna take the pearls we’re telling it oh emmet the shards redstone lapis get out of the way it wouldn’t it can all engrave robin if we actually found a grey this is more of like this is just rubbing his house like i’m not saying

That bruno didn’t convince him to go into the nether specifically so he can like rummage for his frugal stuff as i know why you added a window here silent i’m very grateful you did oh wait so you can steal my stuff hold on hey you don’t want gunpowder

Man we we are not missing a beat like as soon as he’s dead not even five minutes later we’re like hey does he have a whole bunch of stuff over here i took his gold i literally took all his gold no i got something on me now yeah you

Want some more gold you need that for the big ones here you go i’ll throw it into yeah i need that for the feelings for the golden apple go into your house go go go go go go go go go go go go go okay there you go we have a window

Specifically for this purpose there you go want some deep slate here you go there’s a bag okay he’s just throwing trash on me now come on i keep the diploid though i just mind it does i got like a good 20 stacks of it over here this is great thanks ricky

We appreciate you let me see this is all my property it’s all the stuff i own get out of here oh more gold i’m gonna i’m gonna use your furnaces i i i just took your brewing stand why okay that’s not valuable yes it is give me that back obsidian what what okay

What do you have over here oh you got so much copper look at this oh you got a diamond oh nice thing hey yeah there we go okay you put it out sorry hey hey wait where did you get that it was on the ball from ricky yeah you got it

Actually yeah how the hell did he she he went to another enough you’ve already got enough pigmen uh monuments bastions to get picked up one he raided one and funding in the first chest wait i have already assigned but i’m gonna remove all this this is my idea oh wow our house

Our house our house i don’t like that it’s see-through though that’s not like some privacy no privacy bruto’s chat’s calling his vultures [Laughter] that’s that’s the experience you know multiplayer hacker server guys i like that’s how it works yeah if i die i would just like you to know that i’m

Willing all of my stuff to the ricky roy does ricky have any dyes i need to make his rfp sign a little bit nicer for him all right paper key boy broken heart so yeah the iron farm is officially done and working and it produces way too much

Iron okay it produces six iron but that’s still a lot of iron and actually you know what i’m gonna take all of this and we’re going to compost it all that way we have some bone meal supply because bone meal is like incredibly helpful in all the ways and shapes and

Forms i am so surprised at the sheer number of small things that are different between bedrock edition and java there’s honestly quite a lot and it’s uh it’s kind of impressive that they made so many differences between the games so i hope that you enjoyed today’s episode a truly hardcore let me

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