Insane VR Multiplayer in Minecraft VR!!! 🔥

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Up just going to have to like wait a minute wait a moment [ __ ] does this sometimes just like there we go I need to the is it working uh I mean I hear like muffled [ __ ] oh I’m going to have to watch that part later okay why gray why okay

Gray oh like you had didn’t have tracking yet put it on it just like wow nothing all right bangers and piss let me get my uh let me get my VR on yeah we’re just going to ignore what I just said what what did you say nothing don’t

Worry about it in Mash no no hi welcome welcome to the [ __ ] show well I mean obviously ready it uh yeah there we go you could tell I’m livez my phone just went off cuz that’s twitch Mobile Live dashboard [ __ ] in my face because I can’t turn it off twitch mobile for me

To oh yeah techar is live cool live oh yeah oh yeah I I didn’t notice what he was doing yeah he was doing some s stream I was busy whacking off not not literally metaphor I I mean yeah if say that like how the [ __ ] what did he mean by metaphorically

Don’t worry about him Z will you mute one of your mics I’m like no no [ __ ] you okay [ __ ] you Baltimore like I need to find a way to like control cuz they have like half a second of delay between them right yeah yeah the um the foam thing is completely

Gone yeah like the the mod mic no longer has a total like foam pop filter thingy I mean it’s fine hopefully it sounds okay yeah I mean just don’t like breathe in it General like Direction you’ll be fine yeah it sounds fine it’s completely wait what if I do

This I I don’t even know what you just did I rubbed the mic I don’t do that it might throw up on you what the [ __ ] are you saying yeah anyways here we are again to do that Minecraft stream that we were trying to do last week but the weather decided

Nuh-uh for both first day first day it was me then the next day it was you yeah and then like we had like yeah because we had a [ __ ] nor Easter oh wait no that was after yeah yeah well first it was like it was raining here and I had too much packet

Loss and then and then you were [ __ ] you got like snowed out or in or whatever yeah it was it was a pretty bad storm that one a lot of down [ __ ] oh yeah I was supposed to make a video of like the uh the ocean it was like

Turning oh wow like super high U some some buildings in Portland were actually lost a historic fishing docks were destroyed it was a pretty serious ocean oh damn yeah yeah that must have been some uh those must have been some serious waves huh oh yeah yeah I I’ll show you the pictures

Later the Road got like washed out just like rocks everywhere oh God it’s just pretty bad let’s see multier it’s like when the uh the flooding happened in uh where the [ __ ] was it I don’t remember where oh yeah up over in California right like there were

[ __ ] there was like a whole Road just it was like gone where’ the road go yeah yeah that ain’t good hi why is my arm on the floor oh there it is yeah CU they cuz they got like a metric butt ton of rain it was like an

Entire Year’s rain in one day or like a few days the the uh the the infrastructure just couldn’t handle the runoff no there we go yeah yeah um our our River held but it was the highest I’ve ever seen it Jesus that’s good yeah I mean considering the river is in your

Backyard gee I hope it doesn’t [ __ ] overflow yeah we’re not in the flood zone thank God H uh it was very weird because we had the norter we had well over a foot of snow holy [ __ ] and then oh God it hit 50 on Wednesday and then

It was pouring rain so all that snow immediately melted off combine this with astronomical high tides and the snowter that just ripped through here yeah there’s a lot of [ __ ] happened just like we’re and then uh and then we decided snow squall yesterday I just like it’s not over yet all right

Minecraft Vince raft yeah basically like there was no [ __ ] way a stream was happening after all that right your internet was unstable your [ __ ] uh your power was unstable yeah and the whole town was kind of like problematic yeah I just I just stayed home I didn’t even go to work that

Day I had to understandable had to keep an eye on the house All right good news is my VR headset isn’t like 1 million volume this time does that sometimes like when Windows just decides despite the fact that I have the volume set at 20% it’s going to act as if it set at 100% it did that the last time with the

With the failed stream that I’m just not going to like cut in here at all because it was complete waste it was 30 minutes of nothing yeah I just came on the server and like [ __ ] around like a little bit like you know like hey guys fart and balls

Poop you know I was watching a Minecraft video today it was like no no my Minecraft I was watching like a I was watching a a halflife meme compilation video and the clip of Joel when he was doing the halflife Sven co-op with the monkey in it and it was one where it

Like he played the the first couple rips of Bad to the Bone and then it backed off and then you just hear Joel wheezing it was just like it was just weird to come across Joel in a m compilation completely unrelated to everything else like a half compilation here’s this

[ __ ] clip of Joel taking a [ __ ] it’s like why what are you Joel taking of [ __ ] metaphor iing so don’t ask why I’m just like why why you say this what do you you mean by this ouch oh yeah my UI is right in the corner ow you’re inside the armor

Stand help I become the armor stand hey I’m actually in here too what the [ __ ] no what did I just do this is my home now I got just walk through the yes I can okay so is that not solid I guess not H what though it’s an

Entity whoopsie daisies we just put this back um how do I uh oh [ __ ] me they’re they’re actually entities like hang on here let me show you yeah oh what I didn’t know water did that what do you mean like I said the armor stand is an

Entity you know I think I kind of like it better over here what well yeah but it’s backwards and like offset no that’s fine you hitting me do it in a purpose yeah it is very easy to do isn’t it oh cool oh cool the packet loss is back uh

Oh how am I doing okay so far what’s my yeah what the the pack got lost from last week you know yeah that song’s pretty jarring isn’t it just I just I I I don’t hear anything it’s just it’s so early quiet besides the two of us and all I just

Hear like this [ __ ] thob music and like what the [ __ ] [ __ ] throbing [ __ ] techno dick [ __ ] [ __ ] throbing German [ __ ] techno right yeah so do we have more baked potatoes in storage cuz I’m getting low on baked potatoes oh yeah we should we should have a whole shite load oh nice here we

Go all right let’s top off my stack I I like why am I able to do this excuse me who oh wait are you like physically punching it or something or Oh no you’re doing this yeah but I walked into it like it didn’t like what

Are you doing up there get down from there oh okay enough of that [ __ ] hi welome to Tech [ __ ] clicks on a bell for two hours the Stream we easily amused just how it is with us where’s my chat God damn it desktop plus I’m going to piss all over you

Settings here we go I’m lame anyway all right uh it’s is it it’s penis right I’m going to break this pipe no I’m not penis oh yeah I think I have that really hit hidden [Laughter] that was a jump attack what do you mean this video is unavailable

What hey I got a bot tech oh cool I got him I got I have the chat on I couldn’t see I got him I got him I got him I got him hey what’s up what’s up wait wait do I have mod Powers I

Thought you did no yeah there we go got it I can’t do it from in VR so you you have a better setup than I do thank you yeah because I have your stream open in Vivaldi which is just on my dashboard well yeah I mean the thing

Is like I only have the one [ __ ] well okay you know technically I do have the 4K I can put the stuff up on the dasboard there tech tech be advised your stream is frozen I don’t know if that’s me or you uh yeah I’ve refreshed it I see like a

Frame of me a while ago like what is this what the [ __ ] what my look like okay God damn it my stream’s normal it’s only been like that for a moment it just happened when I activated desktop plus I think oh okay thank you for letting me

Know it uh [ __ ] um yeah no problem I your stream open I activated the desktop Plus profile and it like minimized Minecraft thank you [ __ ] Jank ass software yeah yeah I’m hooked into Minecraft via g game capture so that like that could [ __ ] and live under everything you know like window no but

It doesn’t render if it’s minimized yeah it’s not minimized just like under the vdi window like they Coexist on my it’s have full screen no because I have a 1440p monitor I run the game at 1080p oh yeah okay that makes sense yeah like

Yeah yeah we tried I only have I only I only have a tedp monit so it’s just like all or nothing yeah if I want the full resolution it has to be ma it has to be full screen which means that you can’t click on other

Things or it gets minimized I I could probably get that borderless window mod and would like Solve IT minimizing you know but as long as it stays open it’s fine it should be it should it should stay open cuz like don’t break the door just bunching it

Damn it [ __ ] it all right here’s our boats all right what the [ __ ] were we doing last time good question what the [ __ ] were good question I mean we’ve got like full diamond armor uh oh yeah don’t forget we can repair this [ __ ] in the uh Anvil yep

Yeah I oh yeah my butt Sparkle is working this yeah yeah everything’s working deck you I forgot to mention you have the headset and the ash so yeah the ass [ __ ] I mean your ass is [ __ ] ass what did I say the ass [ __ ] hey what’s this

Oh Le lanterns are cool I want to just like grab it it’s so big wow yeah everything just look bigger V are it’s gigantic all right uh you know we should prod some potions I think uh I think if we’re going to explore the nether we should have some [ __ ] like uh fire

Resistance potions don’t you think okay I can’t scroll this with the [ __ ] slide bar still for some reason think that work do we have any Nether wart oh wait no we don’t because uh we haven’t found a nether fortress [ __ ] yeah we’re we can’t bre potions CU we

Need Nether wart you have to make awkward potions like the base for everything else yeah hey why is there a fence missing here can you fix this there’s two of them missing what the [ __ ] there’s one missing over here what happens that I [ __ ] up when I bu this no

The end don’t pick up fences they only pick up like grass I don’t think you hooked it up because we just noticed it now how do we not like noticed it before I I don’t know God damn it I typed an F2 in I I don’t know what

Happened here there’s just two pieces of fence missing that I got it it oh [ __ ] it’s too bad about the better clouds mod yeah it wasn’t this was in the last like this was in the previous failed stream but uh we we tried to use the better clouds mod it turns out it

Runs like [ __ ] in VR better clouds more like N flouds More like garbage Longs in the trash no it runs fine on like desktop it it’s just like you put it in VR for some reason it makes your frame rate like two yeah because because it’s probably doing

All sorts of like weird like draw calls and [ __ ] like it’s it’s got to multiply that and [ __ ] itself yeah well I thought it would like know I mean it has to be uploading the geometry to like a v a Vertex buffer but it’s probably doing it in some inefficient

Way where are we going did you fixed the fences oh yeah you did yeah yeah I where are we going though I’m I’m fallowing you I don’t know where I’m going I’m just wandering around that’s it I’m blocking this up cuz I I guess um I

Guess we need to explore the Nether and find a fortress right yes but our our nether spawn is like garbage gabage is this a sneak button yeah this a sneak button wasn’t it the yeah a is it that Z is it is it a yeah it’s a cuz B is on

Yeah only had his headset fory the camera is working yeah camera the the the headset oh cool you can’t see it on the stream sorry bothering you but I want to offer a promotion of your channel viewers followers views chatbots Etc the price is lower than any competitor and

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You but will it make you feel better I don’t know that voice I hate that why did I do that did you know you can make hanging signs by the way yeah you can make hanging signs they like mount on the ceiling uh how do I do this oops uh you need stripped

Logs oh you have to you I’m not stripping by log hey a sword man oh [ __ ] whoops sorry going to say uh you’re stabbing yourself in the face earlier cuz you’re just like hold on wait just like H sword go haha pickaxe go diamond pickaxe well yeah these are

Just plain old Diamond Pickaxes these aren’t worth like repairing do we have an anvil no we don’t even we don’t even have an anvil what are we doing we have the we have the iron to make one yeah [ __ ] like get that [ __ ] where is it oops well I found the Birch

[ __ ] iron block here we go block of iron give me four of those the soul torch Anvil all right I made an anvil oh I guess I made one too many blocks of iron there’s only three that’s fine just put this Ang back in there all right Sam Didn’t didn’t hurt me that much uh oh no don’t don’t drop it again it damages it put it somewhere why are you sticking the Anvil in your face this is funny name yeah well I mean don’t don’t like repair your regular ass diamond pickaxe you remember you can repair with

Materials though not just like duplicates of pickaxes oh yeah new climb claws I did spot those yeah it look like we saw last time but you know we got to properly show them off right cuz you know last stream was kind of a Wash it’s just a new model they function the same but now they don’t look like [ __ ] shears yeah yeah they look like actual claws is great I’m going to touch a tips chat I’m going to do it here you go I’m going to do it too we did a similar joke didn’t

We yeah I think so yeah yeah yeah oh no mine just like I just shoved my like mine into each other yeah look like [ __ ] no don’t you hit me with that that’s going to hurt it’s going to hurt spider it’s a regular [ __ ] crossbow it’s got

No enchants on it I will enchant your destiny we should make an enchanting table I have like 40 levels we got to make theck we got to make we got to make the bookshelves right I thought you’re going to say [ __ ] B yes [ __ ] so we need like a whole bunch of

Wood how much wood do we have L uh hey Sam you think we could go uh chop some trees yeah yeah I gu oh it’s nighttime though wo wo just turn night okay okay find go in the bed come on you don’t have to wor it that

Way have I go in the bed what there we go oops all right what all B that ah [ __ ] punched you with a crossbow oh yeah I just use that to get around fences because it’s just it’s oh yeah we don’t even need a gate we have

[ __ ] yeah it’s just it’s just so much more silly us why do we even install a gate it’s pointless do you care what kind of wood it is or no it doesn’t matter there’s a bookshelves cool you can chop down all the Birch and or Oak you want we should probably replant some

Like I mean that’s where these all came from was my plantings oh okay where’s my water yeah wood oh yeah wood you you like watching me chop the wood CH oh I’m mining the crafter sorry I I don’t know what that is miny crafter miny crafter I see why this game is

Popular with you KY name because you like brown bricks in Minecraft mik is never going to live that one down isn’t he no no not at all I love how he tried to pass it off as like serious like commentary was like Mike no you you you you [ __ ] up me

Well now he like no well now he like flipped his now now he flipped it the other way around now he’s like oh no no it was totally ironic and like yeah sure buddy no it was not it was not like you could tell because he got so just own

Listen just own up to it just say like yeah I thought it was funny and I know it’s stupid whatever I mean I mean he does say that have to try to [ __ ] save faith I don’t care it’s just funny [Laughter] dude feels like he’s got to defend

Himself I about defending but I know about def have three stacks of kelite yeah why is it just a diamond sword in here yeah I I offer no answers I just say yeah a bunch like that scene in The Iron Giant hey yeah you’re right I I might I

Might need to take [ __ ] scrolling off of the trackpad it’s just it’s so scuffed oh yeah it might be a good idea yeah it’s it’s a little yank if you know if you get my my my it’s too it’s it’s just kind of like you touch the trackpad at all and it’s

Like like I can’t rightclick stuff in my inventory or in the terminal because I’m scrolling the terminal up and down as I’m trying to do it like I can do this like in the dash for right now uh we got to go over to now playing controller

Bindings I don’t want to mess with this default [ __ ] I’ll fine custom i w let me custom okay here we go edit the spinding but what if God was one of us just a slab scroll okay we’re going to delete that one Doug I’ll save a personal binding

I love how I lose hearing when I look up all right I got rid of the scrolling there you go that was quick and easy now I just use the uh analog stick to scroll what about Mr Kink it’s still a little bit weird like it doesn’t

Like it’s hard to do one scroll knot you you tend to do like two of them yeah at minimum but it works better than the [ __ ] trackpad which is literally like if I just put my thumb on it it’s like yeah it’s a little bit uh yeah I can’t control that at

All can’t can’t troll that at all I agree I uh I I I Unbound it it’s gone okay so we need paper Sam why is there a fence here what the I missed I forgot about that I I didn’t God damn it you you screwed up the dirt path too

Yeah did you hear me say oops earlier that’s now you now you see why when I can see why I still don’t I still don’t understand what happened to those fences like the [ __ ] that’s what I want to know uh maybe direct lightning strikes does can could that happen well

The chunks aren’t loaded oh wait yeah they are yeah they are absolutely are all the time man yeah I wonder if it was I wonder if it was like a fire but would wouldn’t our whole staircase burn down no because it would might it might only burn the object to directly hit because

It does start a fire but the rain doesn’t always oh yeah the rain it spreading yeah so maybe that’s what happened I think that’s exactly what it is it’s just being direct it’s like it’s start like when you don’t have enough like uh lightning rod shit’ll just start getting

Hit yeah which is exactly what happened to me like recently what you were playing 30 Valley again on the steam deck yeah go yeah I got a [ __ ] oh my God it’s so echoey in here what the [ __ ] oh yeah I love the uh like the Reverb excuse me

Jesus let’s see rotten flesh we obviously need that get some dirt in there there we go the logs oh hey the sounds are all muffled inside oh yeah inside the house ooh I he keep doing that wait I can’t hear it at all what oh

Yeah it does get muffled yeah oh no I think it’s just because I’m too far away wait so can you hear this no get a little closer to the house I do but it’s muffled until I come AC around here then I can hear clearly that’s so [ __ ] weird man yeah sound Physics cuz I could hear the cows like through the house when I was inside but it’s all muffled you know I just hear oh yeah I just hear fly hear it it’s like it’s like oh eggs why do I have so many eggs Jesus Christ bone blocks every time I have to

Do the yell into the mic J I have to physically take my head headset off all right do we have enough do we Harvest enough sugar can yet have to make all the paper we need where is the sugar cane ready to be harvested there it

Is don’t don’t alarm chat I just walked into a wall oh all right sorry I’m drinking coffee there we go Al I’ve learned you can’t put uh you you can’t put Infinity on a crossbow huh yeah so so it’s the drawback at the crossbow interesting

Yeah but you can put it on a regular bow I need uh do we have leather uh in good Supply yeah we should should have plenty all right here we go I mean if not I can always go [ __ ] some more cows I me cause more cows the [ __ ] you know what I

Mean yeah they’re looking like they when excuse me I’m going to need more leather than this yeah yeah all right I’m on it don’t wor to the cows I don’t think we have very many you got to you got to like make more cows I know that’s

That’s exactly what I’m doing they just I have to wait for them to like you know the yeah I mean I admittedly this um the family trees is going to be all like Twisted but whatever we have plenty of chickens though it’s 5 minutes by the Way the before you can uh before you can breed the animals Again so like yeah you might want to just uh come back to that in a in a bit I don’t even answer you I just like start chicken eggs little chickens pop out I don’t even say anything it’s wonderful I think um should we go somewhere else in the world and like

Should we explore and find other cows and just murder them yeah yeah that is entirely an option it’s not like we’re going to bring them all back I want to do like level 30 enchants cuz they’re the only ones that are really worth it you know yeah yeah

Exactly but we need 15 bookshelves to accomplish that you know maybe we had to better take the boat Tech instead of that I’m just trying to go across the water like I don’t need the [ __ ] boat to cross a river yeah well I got teleportation [ __ ] you oh yeah that’s a

Good point doesn’t seem to work underwater there we go it does it just what only works if the water shell uh right I’m feeling fantastic hey hey hey great sorry watch that video again I see a cow oh wait that’s a horse where does this go I’m trying to wow

Nowhere wow it’s so dark in here hey there’s a horse chickens yeah we’re looking for cows not horses I know but you you mentioned seeing a horse I sheep I spotted the horse there’s several horses around here don’t murder the Sheep either we want the wool just use shears yeah can I

Use the climbing gloves yes yes yes beautiful the just shears I mean they don’t look like shears anymore yeah but they are still shears whoa what is this cave yeah we did find this cave didn’t we that’s that that zombie is after [ __ ] what sorry why is he after that what do you

Mean you know my dog your hot dog sorry I’m think hogy ow I took Dage oh good raining got to get wet wet spider bite SP bite hurt why am I taking so much fall damage oh my o thunderstorm why am I taking so much fall damage in a

[ __ ] like diamond armor anyways oh you know what I think you need to have like for protection enchant if you want to reduce fall damage yeah there’s a specific enchant for it yeah no no well there’s feather falling to like specifically reduce fall damage but I think also the general protection

Enchant reduces fall damage oh God this creeper you seem to be having gusts I keep scoring head shots do you hear that that clang noise that’s a head shot yeah yeah holy crap what what is this admittedly this is a little creepy middle of the night my ass is

Itchy okay one of those is through I see cows wow it’s still Takes Two Hits From a diamond [ __ ] use an axe wait it has to be a diamond axe though actually you know if you jump get and get a crit with an iron axe it one

Hits right but I have a diamond sword yeah axes do more damage than swords they just hit slower let there’s a longer cool down whoa yeah that that lightning bolt hit right right in right next to me what okay it was within 5 [Applause] ft creeper get you got

Him the crossbow does a lot of damage it does yeah got to get quick charge on it the grass is so [ __ ] tall here Jesus I can’t see [ __ ] oh good he’s accurate on you ah never mind I’m sorry did I miss the skeleton and hit something behind it

Instead I think you hit a horse did I oh no yeah [ __ ] that’s not yeah clip that oh no what have I done can you oh no let’s see any more cows I think we’re just going to have to breed them Sam uh Fu [ __ ] them to one

Him what did he mean by this I love how teleporting like resets the sound what oh yeah it’s because the sound effects are coming from like the where the particles are yeah I remember when Notch talked about that too he actually explained it like in a blog

Post and I thought it was the weirdest [ __ ] ever I’m like why just make a global no because it makes the sound like localized yeah no no I see it now but like the rain coming from around you and not just inside of your head like

Like back then I was like what the [ __ ] you talking about me it’s like it’s not thunderstorming anymore haven’t heard any lightning Stakes it’s just raining pissing [ __ ] yeah don’t look up it ruins the up cool it ruins the illusion I didn’t hit you with anything he you

Did potato hit me with your fist yeah you hit me with a potato why did you do that cuz it’s funny oh I don’t think there’s any more [ __ ] cows out here we’re just going to have to go breed him it’s probably been 5 minutes um oh I guess it is still

Thunderstorming hey I don’t remember there being raindrops on the water cool no there always was I think really oh you’re talking about that raindrop yeah that’s part of visuality it’s one of the mods that we added yeah okay cool you talking about the little circles yeah

Yeah actual R yeah yeah what the part of the mod hey I’m Runing the horse Hey where’s my like way points did I accidentally toggle them off hang [Applause] on which button opens the radio menu here we home’s that way yeah but I’ve lost the way points [ __ ]

S waving my hand in your face God damn it is there any way to likejust the sensitivity in that wayo beacons are on did I accidentally like hide all the way points hang on uh way points oh yeah they’re all hidden what the hell I must have pressed some key that toggles off

All way points when I was testing stuff oop o oops hey I spawned the camera how do I take a [ __ ] here we go take a [ __ ] let’s see why can’t I see the camera oh I didn’t actually I swap me Rie ah there it is all right I’ve got uh

I’ve got my way points back yeah let’s go for an adventure third person what oh Yeah sh [ __ ] oh yeah leg you see that Arrow whiz by you no I I shot the skeleton but you already killed it well I just killed a sheep oh oh that was a sheep [ __ ] thought that’s a I mean I was Sho I was aiming for the zombie but oh that was

Nearby oh I see it too yeah oh [ __ ] I lost you again there you are I’m just going towards the house yeah I know you are but I keep losing anxiety like getting distracted we got to build something nicer than the shack at some point ooh oh yeah don’t do it smoke all

Over The Lava it’ll be really funny oh God don’t get don’t get punched in by this guy that’ll be just as funny okay no it wouldn’t no we wouldn’t lose our items so it’s all oh yeah yeah but we lose the experience no got keep inventory on oh SW we nothing you just

Die that’s the consequence wow you got to make it back to where you were you you get put back at your bed that that is the punishment for dying yeah lightning just like like going off right it’s like Terraria yeah on normal modad yeah some Min are inconvenience but you don’t drop your

Item well I mean you do if you want to oh yeah you can put it on uh medium core and then you drop your items right yes yes sir but I don’t know I think that playing Terraria on medium core is a bit much like Terraria is like you you have

To spend like you know a lot of time grinding for some in-game item and then you can just lose it all if you’re on medium core and that’s kind of H I don’t think I’d want to play like that this end is having a great time yeah I I

Heard him take you got an arrow sticking out of your like left arm don’t worry about it it’s fine say but a flesh wound he’s got shot in the hand boy I love it yeah I got nothing oh yeah right inside my head I’m just uh I’m just putting loot

Away I should probably do that [ __ ] a [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] wait I’m making the enchanting table backwards [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] oh sh my nuga my nuggets what yogurt you know I did the enchanting table backwards I put the books where the diamonds go and I put

The diamond on top like wait a minute that worked made like a funnel yeah all right I got an made me L seed why I can enchant nothing because I don’t have lapis in my inventory larus it has no bookshelves I don’t think you can enchant anything uh yeah no you can enchant

Without bookshelf it’s just you don’t you don’t get much good all right where we going to put this we got to have 15 bookshelves for max level much and I know the sh we need like a 5 by three space for it uh I don’t know like we could just

Expand true want to put behind the house though what if you just put it over here like the side of the yard I think this is a perfect spot this is like exactly five blocks by three blocks I agree I’ll get started oh you don’t got to dig anything it’s already

Done unless you’re want to bit like put it into the oh okay started punching the rock yeah we can put we can we can dig it in a bit I think this will be good that Reverb yeah oh yeah hello oh yeah I forgot I did this oh nice and Reverb in

Here how do you get out oh right no climb CL no this how you get out oh you just jump and teleport all right uh how’s that cow breeding going Sam uh they’re breeding yeah the chickens are doing real good too which might we might want to expand

The wheat farm a little bit where’s the hoe hey would you call me [ __ ] do we have a hoe yeah hoe no we don’t actually have a hoe but how did we we have did bre I it broke yeah I think I broke it at some point oops I [ __ ] my

P there that should be enough got to just plant that there we go that’ll be good and go seeds why do we have like 2,000 [ __ ] seeds like what is this [ __ ] uh don’t worry about it how did we end up with so many seeds forhead 4K head hey

Music wow for me hasn’t just started Bop there we go b b going need 45 books thank you okay I got 33 we have to breed up those cows I guess I’ll just put this in storage for now yeah I can only like make them [ __ ] so many

Times yeah just do we have in storage enough I’m GNA bring a stack for [ __ ] I’ll put the enchanting table away for now too sweet I put this wood away do we have sticks yeah I’m bring you some of those all right let’s go to the nether see if we can find a

Fortress that’s going to be a pretty critical step right what if I pove [ __ ] welcome to Grass oh here we are oh right I forgot about this yeah you mean the shear drop yeah Mama Mia that’s right the that’s vodka that’s right the lava is it yeah yeah that’s just lava down

There pretty cool huh oh I don’t like it I think we had a better way like if we go this way oh it freaks me out uh don’t we have like a didn’t we dig like a tunnel here we are yeah yeah hold on let me see in the map why is

There an Ender in it oh they’re everywhere did uh just don’t like don’t don’t don’t no no what Don’t Wake Daddy you’re really echoey oh why’ you break I heard you break something you’re echoing and muffled because of the tunnel he what is that like thumping I here stop breaking parts of the

Tunnel it’s is funny to me okay why do why do I not have any torches there we go Jesus Christ God’s sake oh God your armor is so bright why do you need torches it’s the nether like bright ambient light well it’s not that bright but you know what I

Mean it’s not bright in here de how far is this oh very far check your uh map can’t see [ __ ] in the map see zoom in is it really 700 M zo in yep zoom in Jesus Christ why did we take this tunnel so

Long [ __ ] you we need to we need to make one of them like ice highways with a boat you know like you find uh blue ice and then you you put it on the T on the floor of the tunnel and you can ride a boat through it really

Fast wait I see a torch maybe that means something it means I [ __ ] myself no never mind it’s just a torch I mean yes one of us probably just threw it there for funny funions if you will who it’s just Pig Vin yeah yeah yeah I just they they they just spawned

Into existence right before my eyes what you want to worry about are piglins oh those [ __ ] things yeah yeah don’t go into a Bastion they’re not fun I mean you can find uh netherite upgrade templates in the Bastion but yeah that’s where piglins spawn they won’t let you Looting their chests if

You wear gold AR if you wear a piece of gold armor the piglins won’t like immediately aggro you huh actually okay yeah they they they’re pacified by you wearing gold but if you break any gold blocks or loot their chests they’ll get pissed off at you again right

Yeah okay we got to be getting close to the end of the tunnel right I think I see the uh I think I see the end really we’re we the nether though how could we be seeing the the end trademark oh okay there’s a turn and

Then we get to the actual end of this I see light I see the light at the end of the tunnel oh never mind that was just a chunk that didn’t load place the torch I’m sticking my head into the wall hi funny who admittedly we probably shouldn’t

Have built this staircase out of a nether but yeah and with absolutely no like safe rails or like anything really just sort of like hanging in M [ __ ] me oh God yeah that’s what I’m talking about don’t let it shoot the staircase oh congratulations they didn’t shoot the staircase sh my

Face oh no Dam on fire this ain’t good [ __ ] why get over here it’s not the only one it’s flying away guess I don’t want anything to do with us oh I found the other one oh God the echoing oh yeah [ __ ] how did that Miss oh right over what the

[ __ ] what okay that should have hit what the [ __ ] man oh boy oh God there’s another one there’s another one o nice got him well I just got returned to Sender yeah you you hit the [ __ ] Fireball right the [ __ ] fire yeah right as it shot it

Amazing that was awesome hey te her buddies over here what oh the piglins yeah don’t worry about them we looking for nether fortress M Soul F yeah you watch out for the lava and the fire and like everything else in here that can kill you but you know like that

Skeleton it’s weird how there’s still skeletons what what hit me oh [ __ ] skeletons spawn in oh God you okay oh yeah skeletons spawn in the [ __ ] uh Soul Sand biome Soul Sand valy oh cool yeah oh boy yeah lava oh no what I heard the gas oh [ __ ] yeah

This is dangerous here it could like knock the floor out from under we don’t know how thin that is pretty thin probably I’m not going to Hazard a guess I’m not going to risk that oh man what is this [ __ ] dude where are we going to find a

Fortress in this place all right um can we cross over over here cross over that was just completely bad got him oh nice I want his arrows can I not teleport onto Soul Sand oh dude this is [ __ ] garbage I I think it’s too far why can’t you teleport onto

Soul Sand you can it’s just I think it’s too far no it’s not [ __ ] too far it was too far yes it was not teleport up your mom’s Cooter I farted what o I do love the ambiances kind of like reminds me of like Zelda Dungeon music you know

Yeah I like the blue fire when it’s on Soul hand speak is zeld nice b a cool more [ __ ] lava Jes my favorite I’m about to just [ __ ] kill myself I’m sick of this stupid nether generation where’s the Fortress oh well there goes that gas tier there a fortress here oh is this

Magma slimes over there yeah look at this nonsense what is all that on there and why is the fog so close I can’t see like five [ __ ] feet in front of me I swear to God yeah yeah I know right Jesus going to [ __ ] him

Up uh no I think we can leave those skeletons alone let’s go over this way I think I see a path oh all right thank you for the arrows how many do I have two ah good oh yeah you might need a might resupply there that’s I was killing the Chens actually

Storage this whole time without making any arrows oh God we have pack loss we have climb CL sort of kind of we can climb down this safely and we can climb back up when we need to return yeah remember how we did this we we went like really far we we went like

Really far in the over world and then we made a new portal wow what is this [ __ ] yeah is it me or you that has packet l oh [ __ ] I oh I’m dropping tons of fre every night now I swear like I can’t stream at night anymore stream

Early huh and we can’t stream early because reasons yeah you’re busy who what is this ash biome and yeah and uh why is my friend right dog [ __ ] uh yeah mine too oh this is oh this is a did I just hear like the Geer counter yeah

Deltas this is not playable oh my God I am getting like 20 [ __ ] frames like what the yeah same um this is this is [ __ ] [ __ ] dog and dog [ __ ] I need I need to get out of there it’s too many particle effects oh and I am dring all the [ __ ] okay

Um options video settings performance so I’m dropping all I turn off oh here we go Advanced [ __ ] [ __ ] what the is it that bad oh wait no I don’t have any arrows [ __ ] yeah yep that’s bad got him yeah wait you yeah you were you were lagging really bad yeah can I eat

Or you just ate on my end yeah now I did oh boy oh man and that that that [ __ ] biome is like oh there’s too many particle effects my frame rate is terrible like what is going on if I get near this biome oh God just it bombs our machine so

Why too many particles yeah yeah can you see this it’s un oh man I am I am a [ __ ] right now huh let’s see performance um 7300 drop frames oh man wonder which one of these zero kilobits per second this is an awesome looking cave though well hey people on YouTube ain’t

Going to see nothing I wonder if any of these graphic settings would reduce those particles are suffering though particles uh let’s okay let’s try decreased particles enable sorry Sor this and no it’s still bad I don’t like standing here what is this is thisal menus okay let’s try a minimal particles

Then Tech this my dri all right performance fixed you just got to set the game to minimal particles oh come on I need like a I think we might need to get a mod for like granular particle settings so we can just turn off like these cuz they’re really bad for some

Reason this is a this is not navigable terrain not really I hate I hate basal Deltas they’re [ __ ] you can’t go through you’re honestly better off just digging through it [ __ ] teleportation VR is so cheesy I love it yeah uh I mean yeah it’s especially useful since like it’s kind of hard to

Pull off Precision jumps in VR yeah yeah oh boy oh boy oh boy oh come I laging oh [ __ ] skeleton’s already dead I know yeah I’m lagging oh man oh man it’s bad now Jesus oh [ __ ] I stepped in the fire oh Bo we got a box of fire around

Me it’s like I’m lagging in the game too it’s like all of spectrum just [ __ ] the bed like I don’t get it it only happens when I stream the [ __ ] it’s like even even the game starts lagging like yeah what’s like what happens this is me except for me it’s just like Packa

Loss it it’s not like it specifically happens when I correlated why does it always happen when you stream though that’s [ __ ] weird and [ __ ] oh [ __ ] Slim’s after me oh you manag to get over there wait I’m just t iess we can actually like go through this place now that we have uh

[ __ ] like playable frame rates again look at the little guy get [ __ ] you can teleport into the lava be careful I got a valid teleport pointing into the lava I I saw that I yeah it’s like why oh because the teleport algorithm doesn’t really K I don’t like this Magma Cube hanging

Out here o but I also don’t want to multiply him uh like if we kill him then you’ll turn into more magma cubes and if there’s more mag cubes that means I’m going to come what I don’t really want to go through this area this is just scuffed yeah no

This is kind of like [ __ ] and I’m like like nervous cuz my I’m I keep like snapping back cuz my internet’s being [ __ ] again oh heck yeah I I know and okay we’re good I think I mean maybe it’ll clear up I come on I wasn’t anywhere near the

Lava what if we like climb down there this might be a little sketchy eat eat [Laughter] please yeah the uh like when I was trying to play the other night right the last time right no because like I just think like how funny would it be if I go hey Tech easy

And then I just jump P you just see me fall my death Sor I just like I had to weigh the convenience one great I’m just back in the Soul Sand biome but you know what maybe I’m on a different part of it now so this is like better quote unquote hey more

Lava woo lava Co fell right in it too no I found like another Lava Lake that’s just another impassible [ __ ] [ __ ] I lost you I’m over here I I I’m in the Soul Sand biome Sam just use the map [ __ ] that you know what I’m a I’m

Damn near driller man in deep rocket La I’m like you know what point A to point B is a straight line [Laughter] baby I really do love that game though and it the more the more I play driller that exactly what I do is I just just drill through the Earth that’s what

You’re meant to do well yeah when hard to reach last spot no it’s when it comes yeah when it comes time to return to the drop pod what’s that the drop pod is in a straight line from here all right heck that’s a lot of enemies look at all mag

Cubes look at them all I’m mostly afraid of getting knocked into lava by them Yeah yeah you’re not really meant to use the right click action in VR it just kind of makes it weird I like the noise it makes all right what are we do what are we going to do like this is not this not do are we going to have to

Climb along the [ __ ] like wall over here continuing survival maybe okay I can I can make it over here oh and then and then I think um I think we can use this uh the The Climb claws to just do some really sketchy [ __ ] oh man I like I like where this

Is going I don’t oh I’m right over The Lava you know maybe it’s a good thing like you turned off death consequences because now we have a fast travel method yeah no this is the reason why I did that death consequence Tru consequences [ __ ] I S I looked down

Don’t look down don’t look down Sam you know like we said sketchy [ __ ] this was not quite what I had in mind yeah what sorry oh this is so sketchy oh man I got to go on the ceiling there’s no way over H okay like we got to go up we got

To get to the ceiling to cross a [ __ ] this is this is [ __ ] cooked pick there’s nowhere to go yeah you have to go up yeah you go up and over and you got to do it like [ __ ] monkey bars [ __ ] H we got to go down we’re getting to the

Other side of that [ __ ] like you see that that place over there like in front of me yeah blow me that’s where we’re going I’m good I’m good I don’t want to blow you I said below me no I don’t want to do that blow me shut your [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh no

Sam not recovering from that one Sam a s 743 tried to swim in lava I it it I it made the the thing it click for a second but then the game lagged and I just I just the next thing I know I’m falling oh yeah I’m back right where you think I

Am you can yeah you’re back at your bed oh but now I can breathe [ __ ] all right well you can watch my stream for the moment I guess yeah see what you missed which is apparently as far as I can tell so far a whole lot of [ __ ] nothing

Wow okay is this working there we go now we can watch chat stream together chat yeah now we can watch text stream together chat you can watch chat stream whoa it’s nothing hey hey hey Tech you have a first time chatter and Sh says uh they should make

It so you can eat big dirt piles eat big piles of dirt in Minecraft oh trust me why even better we eat [ __ ] instead like I just did yeah my bad I’m I’m [ __ ] terrible at paying attention to the chat I check all the time but like

Nobody yeah I need to keep an eye on it nobody says anything in mine yeah same that’s why I that keep an eye on it cuz I just nobody says anything so I just forget to check it cuz it’s nothing to read every time I do it’s like unsatisfying making the cows come

Home wait speaking of making the cows come hold on where’s my weat oh no I can’t see their like particles anymore cuz I turned them all off [ __ ] I can’t see the hearts oh yeah you can probably turn the particles back up it’s just that [ __ ] one biome

Let’s see if we can get a mod that gives us like more granular particle settings like OptiFine does uh particles all okay applying cool Sam there’s nothing over here like forget this [ __ ] yeah yeah I didn’t work out did it no no what a [ __ ] did you die it was funny yeah I

Just I jumped in lava I way back I was like man [ __ ] this maybe we can find somewhere from the other portal maybe if we go down Uh if we go down to like the fungus biome you know why is it always like every time I go into The Nether that’s when the like the stream shits like I don’t get it almost every time every time I don’t know is it cuz it’s like downloading the

Uh no I I don’t think it has anything to do with the nether it’s just it just coincidence just keep taing yeah because it’s download in the chunks like no because wouldn’t it be like [ __ ] with the Overworld too no by tick I don’t know I figured [ __ ] it just eat the fall

Damage I agree I wanted to get down here wow eat stuff the potato in your gut there you go yeah Sor I was yell out my character like the hunger bar wasn’t quite gone yet but it wasn’t there was no saturation so like I wasn’t healing

Right away and I’m just like no eat the [ __ ] potato yeah saturation is required to heal basically what the [ __ ] I can’t teleport down there the hell no but I can do this see it just doesn’t grip sometimes I swear to God mushrooms break all the things oh great now that my inventory

With [ __ ] oh yeah the GRE the green mushrooms you find here can ward off hoglands not piglins hoglands the um the like non-sentient ones oh okay so so what if you just hold non sentient What’s um Sapient yeah nons Sapient okay yeah these things the ones that look like pigs

Oh the ones that look [ __ ] there there are a piglins over there by the way several of them I wouldn’t go that direction I I’ve got the potato got the mushroom can I eat the mushroom no the mushroom won’t ward off the piglins only the huglin

Oh so I what you’re saying is I can’t crank my hog yeah Jesus sketchy jumps my expertise oh yeah I can do this nice don’t smash the [ __ ] floor I was trying to grab onto something didn’t work why is there no fortresses around here oh no there’s a [ __ ] piglin over

There you hear that armor crackle of my ass what what H do you mean you need me in the ass you need me in the ass why am I trying to eat my sword what what hot tourist destinations what do you mean you visited every biome in the nether oh [ __ ]

Cool the [ __ ] like achievement music May me paused I’m like oh God like I thought a boss was appearing or something Jesus where’s my drink this a cool looking that is a [ __ ] cool looking area here’s my drink oh he’s a deep throating in real

Life what yeah I can do that too yeah yeah keep in mind Crimson forests are where uh piglins spawn so also nether waste all right let’s go over here see what we got all right we going have to bust out the climb claws [ __ ] me [ __ ] me m wow

Nothing dude what is this nether that M this sucks yeah ne’s been kind of dog dooo has it well I mean not dog doooo it’s just like we’re not we’re not we’re looking for something very specific and we’re not getting it hey I died same yeah okay how do I way over

There here it is get up in there up way points uh where’s my death point there you are turn that off cool playing by the pools and I just can’t get out of let’s try uh let’s try this methodology to get up instead of instead of okay what is that

Noise can’t tell if the random noises I’m hearing is like the the world or is there something coming after us no it’s just the world there’s all kinds of ambient sounds in the nether I’m not used to it I remember the the nether one it was just Netherrack [ __ ] that’s all you

Got [ __ ] yeah yeah no Nether fortresses those later like I’m talking about like the 1.0 release oh yeah 2 yeah yeah where it was just like nether is here and it’s just like two blocks in like a whole new biome and it’s like cool yeah and there wasn’t really

Anything to do in it but like hey look nether rck yeah like uh he didn’t even really add the new Mobs yet like he added those later like like yeah no I thought I thought Zombie Pigmen were in after an update but the initial right when it came out released didn’t have

Them I there was no new Mobs if I remember oh H yeah yeah the zombie pigman came quick but like the fortresses and like the the New Black spine Edition skeletons Rel later black spine Edition skeletons what do you mean it’s quite literal if you think about it black spines oh yeah Wither Skeleton oh [ __ ] okay where’s those a baby it doesn’t they don’t they don’t attack the hogins will attack but the mushroom will word it on it doesn’t work you need to place it I don’t know the oh what the [ __ ] is that thing there’s like a real ass hog over there

That’s that’s the hoglin this is a piglin that’s a hoglin oh cool they don’t like these little mushrooms though they don’t like the they don’t like the fungus so if you stand your fungus they Ward them off yeah see he ran away okay still keeping this on my H bar

Yeah you need to place it for it to work it it doesn’t work if it’s just in your hand so we can’t you shove this up my ass no I don’t like those noises it’s fine I Sam here we go it’s working yeah good [ __ ] keep keep uh keep

Those as we’re going through here you’re going to need to place them every so often oh [ __ ] oh god oh [ __ ] Jesus Christ for diamond armor oh [ __ ] gu me now okay I’m I’m nearly dead here what is this horror game [ __ ] like we like what going on

Here Jesus all right uh get your grain fungus out if you insist yeah what do you think of that [ __ ] what do you think of this I really don’t like it yeah all right let’s go this way I’m going to kill one what uh oh I I think I’m again oh

God also why did my phone go off okay cool someone went live uh problem I don’t know where you went I went up the tree I’m right over here yeah I [ __ ] up um never mind we’re good yeah know you’re going the right way this is so cheesy I should be able

To do this yeah I love it what I’m aongus oh I just hear the sounds of like hoglins yeah I see him down there they’re after the oh look at that guy look at his he’s got to crossbow watch out yeah I pushing me around here dead what I’m sending me weird messages

Oh don’t worry about that hoglin he can’t get to us no uh do I have enough Cobblestone to get us up there I hate these noises I like that one though that like he’s like confused he’s like what where’ they go they literally teleported out of here it’s just like

[ __ ] it’s like the Dragon Ball Z meme where they’re just like and they’re just like behind the other guy you know yeah like the get those muss damn it I only have three of these things by the way oh there’s a baby huh he see us I he’s he’s he’s not

Hostile right now maybe it’s not hostile because it has the baby could be I’ve still got it primed and ready to shoot though if wait don’t worry about that that’s a Zombie Pigman yeah I see it that’s a over there oh don’t worry about

It oh was it oh put it over there yeah so you finally added that yeah I got the like raw voice line yeah good from the files yeah you’re we’re trying to do the same thing we’re just going across the trees get out of my face well we’re back the regular Nast nether

Here uh for a moment I see another fungus biome across the way uh but I’m trying to get this [ __ ] I see a I see a pigling down there ready go oh well but I’m playing by the pool why are you playing by the pool I don’t know cuz it’s

Funny the fungus biome is nice the piglins don’t spawn here H yeah this is cool look get more of these what that is basalt Deltas I do not want to go there oh not again yeah like terrible biome oh god oh no Sam what oh no y more

Piglins eat my ass what the f yeah you you got got boxed in oh God there’s a lot sh um oh let’s not get any other’s way here hey I got a crossbow out of it suck dick a nice shot [ __ ] Co the sounds are really cool at

The uh [ __ ] sounds physics mod oh yeah yeah oh yeah cool I can’t make it across this [ __ ] I don’t have enough Cobblestone left yeah awesome well you just oh wait I know what I can do I have just enough Cobblestone to make like a diving

Board over to the the Nether on the other side you ready keep in we have an enemy across the in the way that’s fine we’ll just shoot him with the crossbow yeah I am I am completely out of arrows don’t miss don’t wh don’t okay there you

Go how many arrows do I have let’s see 22 all right all right Sam here we go uh ow I probably should have healed first [Laughter] yeah we fine oh made it oh [ __ ] didn’t make that one what what happened Sam oh well according to the death screen it says I fell from

A high place Z I think I died it says you it said you DN make another jump I don’t understand it was only one jump I didn’t make another jump I just kept going I didn’t my finger just kept I F I didn’t expect her to be

A fall immediately after oh I was trying to follow you and I wasn’t paying attention I just fell off God damn it Sam I’m not going to watch that oh yo look at what that thing is I I want that you can ride those things can ride this guy across the lava

Come on where uh I want to get this guy can you come over here buddy come on can can ride my [ __ ] what are you talking about the hell is that thing it’s one of the things I don’t I don’t remember what the name of it is but you can write it what

The hell it and it walks across lava as you can see so the [ __ ] huh if you’ll just get close enough man the nether is different come on buddy come on little guy there any no not that way no no no this way this way come

On there needs to be a like a multiple uh layers of the U of UI mod what do you mean both you hot bars would be nice is what I’m going to say you know how in stard Valley you could just yeah like I know that’s not a general

Yeah like you can how you can how you can like shift your um your your inventory rows into your hot bar yeah I don’t have a big enough hot bar is what I’m trying to say is yeah you don’t know that I’m here proba make some arrows might be a mod for that

Me and my penis what what sorry I’m no money take a loone what may me take a well if you have no money you got to take yeah subverting my expectations where is the arrows search where is the Lamb sauce There Is Arrow come on come over here I want to

Ride you God damn it he won’t he won’t come towards me I want to take you to a want to take you to a [ __ ] I don’t really [ __ ] neighbors do well I don’t want to stand around and wait for him to randomly Wander over here this is taking

Forever should I just try to be funny and jump down to him yes I risk it 5.4% my frames have been dropped oh amazing 16k wait he’s over here oh cool I am like uh massively lagging I guess I’m dead oh yeah I got uh I got bullshitted it didn’t

Um it didn’t right click the guy for some [ __ ] reason all right cool okay oh welcome this has not been a very fruitful stream where’s another Fortress where what the [ __ ] we then like all over the place and there’s not a single [ __ ] one where’s the lamp

Sauce all right back to square one we as opposed to square two now Square two [ __ ] just sucks [ __ ] I prefer to be in square one to square two cuz at least in square one there’s like the option of taking a different path once you’re in square two you’re just stuck on wherever you’re currently going oh no I didn’t look at you shitthead get out of here oh you got an Enderman

Agro somehow where is he damn it oh he’s directly underneath me all right want to go that way I see more of the the lava walking guys I’m going to go this way through this fungal forest and or whatever this is called uh warped Forest is what it’s actually

Called and I’m going to see if I can find anything on the other side of it oh wow guess what I found Sam you’re not going to [ __ ] believe it more lava is it stuff am I lagging again yo this is [ __ ] like the worst generation I’ve ever seen

Like where’s the Fortress man where’s the yeah yeah it’s pretty bad I found a Bastion B where’s the where’s the paper towels I was think I should just do like me watch [ __ ] streams like you know like Mike does like like maybe I’ll just do like

An hourong stream like one day this week where I just play like guest the game because I have a backl about 500 games to get through yeah that would be fun I am I was playing last night I got quite a few of them but there was quite a few of

Them I couldn’t get [ __ ] stupid what am I doing oh what are you doing dick I right clicked instead of let trying to break a mushroom and all I do is build [ __ ] Cobblestone I love that oh uh oh uh are you sneaking by any chance no cool I am

So far away from you then awesome yeah you’re just going to have to use the stream to figure out where I am here’s my coordinates no I see you I zoomed out oh how am I going to get over there oh yeah that’s right we have like because we

Have Journey map on the server it actually shows you my location anywhere in the world oh that’s good that’s great God damn it I’ve got I’m going the wrong way yeah know I went through the the Warped Forest well I’m in the Warped forest and I’m warping my coock right now and I

Still sorry oh my God it’s more [ __ ] gravel actually we do uh we might need some Flint why do we need Flint yeah I was going to make a start start start that’s why we need more FL [ __ ] you trademark patent that [ __ ] you patent it but before you know what you

Had you p over here starts pounding the table maybe I can ride one yeah that scene is not in the book Anyway come on let me right click your ass God damn it and I’m playing but [ __ ] see I you know you know while you were waiting for

Your Internet to stabilize I just listen to like five red box I how do I ride these guys never mind I so high right now I thought you could ride these [ __ ] you can ride my [ __ ] what are you doing oh those things yeah I thought you could ride

Them just just fall on it what that’s not how that works oh yeah maybe not uh don’t do you need a saddle maybe oh yeah maybe don’t we have some Saddles yeah do we I thought we got at least one you know I have no idea Tech

You know I couldn’t find you so I’m just drilling through the world what wo it’s probably a better option at this point um you say that but what the [ __ ] what yeah this is not better option at all um uh oh I lost you did you just die or something no I’m

Right here I’m sneaking go into your uh you un go into your go into your settings and turn that off okay uh Journey map or yeah yeah yeah Journey go open the full screen map then hit options options and then you go under uh no you go under Advanced options and you

Turn off uh hide sneaking entities son of a [ __ ] son of the [ __ ] son of the [ __ ] yeah I’m nowhere near you and I and my my uh drill through the world like method it just drilled me out into like nonsense how yeah this ain’t good to ride My they’re called Striders how to ride a rip it off l or funus on a stick is needed a controller Strider okay you need the saddle it yeah H and you need a warp fungus on a stick which I’m assuming you make by combining a warped fungus with a

Stick oh this ain’t going to work oh it’s a good thing we turn on keep inventory cuz like look at all middle with the gas out there just use Cobblestone like don’t use weak materials that gas cobone [ __ ] get cobblestone then where uh the Cobblestone storage oh [ __ ] you’re

Nut damn it I keep losing gas ti no I’m not all right I’m on fire oh what is this weird rumbling noise I’m hearing getting gas TI is so [ __ ] difficult yeah yeah cuz they just fall into lava yeah it’s it’s it’s kind of neat to

Have an enemy that like drops an item where there’s like 80% lava around at all times yeah the great mechanic oh yeah good good that’s good game design right there yeah I mean it is all right well I guess I’m going to come back and get a and my

I’m like breaking my diamond armor though in the process of doing this don’t let your diamond armor fully Break by the way like it’s cheaper to repair it than it is to make a new diamond armor because of the material cost like one Diamond repairs it by

25% you can pair my nut what the the [ __ ] what am I raging again oh yeah yes you are I don’t know what’s happen I I’ve got turn I I literally turned around because I just lagged I went the whole length of the tunnel godamn it I am I am winging

Wieners yeah this has not been a a very uh what is this stream what what has this stream been so far just scuffed Nether world generation and uh you lagging a lot awesome good quality content right here yeah this is what we come this is what you come here for right Folks what are you doing yeah what welcome back BR dude your diamond armor oh no that’s not the problem oh I’m lagging so bad I broke a block in the house and then nothing happened the good news I st and stacks of Netherrack cuz [ __ ]

Amazing uh okay so so do we have a saddle no we don’t have a saddle can we make a saddle no we can’t make a saddle all right that the wow good now no I can’t understand anything you’re saying can you [ __ ] the cows going on my internet I don’t know

Man it’s [ __ ] annoying though isn’t it thought it was for me the other night there’s not even anything going on the storm’s over okay we had some snow squalls but still Jesus yeah I uh I don’t know man oh good yeah great Sam a zombie just went to the nether

What tried to walk towards me ATT the spider can climb yeah know [ __ ] de the spider can climb yeah I knew this I’m G the zombie go through the portal what’s hurting what what’s hurting me uh the zombie so bad like the zombie yeah he was like up your ass you’re like

You were right next to him not am I hey what the brou what what um he’s still me oh cool you died of oh this is great I didn’t SP going to say sorry hit myself in the face with the potato [Laughter] want to see [ __ ] [ __ ] not the pumpkin

I’m I’m over here and like I’m being hit what oh wow that is a lot of lag I knew that that one was you going on the recording lat because it’s just like there is like nonukan time happening over over here yeah nonukan time that’s

What it feels like like i i i i r up with you I hit you I go behind you then I start taking damage and then I see the hit finally connect on your with you oh no you got the seeds Sam the chicken’s got out Y and

K have a lot in here just kill them really no no no we want the chickens [ __ ] fine D we have plenty in here Jesus Christ look at them All I don’t think I can uh do anything else the eggs here what the hell was that [ __ ] oh hey there’s a creeper out there oh neat hey let’s uh I need need to get the again hey let’s see if the creeper can affect creeper can what let’s see if the

Creeper can uh effectiv TR the cross yeah let’s go let’s go near the creeper with my lag this would be a good idea no don’t do that you’re just going to make a hole in the ground he he’s coming oh I better better nail him oh [ __ ] get [ __ ]

I didn’t even see the arrow go did he explode hey watch this you missed well you’re welcome for the arrow thank you and did I miss this time yeah smart ass oh yeah completely why is there cow out here I don’t know that is amazing that is amazing

Le [ __ ] punch it with a [Applause] potato my sword what is this [ __ ] weird cave that I found in here what the [ __ ] oh my God it’s so long this a huge cave on me now I I know I found like a weird one of those like it’s like

The generation went diagonal in loopy oh yeah yeah those are new they’re like crevices yeah yeah I found a that it’s not far from our house there’s a lot of grass in here where’s my pickax stuck they can they can be entrances to much larger caves H although given that we’ve

Already explored a lot of the Cave System into this house it probably just leaves the same place look wow this far ways [ __ ] yeah lag death sound yeah Lag hey I found coal oops Oops why is he saying oops I’m just uh St stuff away all right right is any even trying to watch this live I hope not you just you just want to like cancel your stream and let me do the streaming this time 36,000 Dro frames Tech it’s up to it’s up to

10% yeah you might you might just you might just have to do this one like it’s just it’s just getting worse and worse and worse and worse what if you just stop what if you just stop streaming but keep recording and this one’s just going to be like a half offline

Stream I don’t think that’ll solve it like it’s it’s I should totally have the bandwidth to support streaming six megabits upload no yeah what if Minecraft lagging drop your upload speed to 4 megabits Sam no no we tried that Tech I’m seeing the the the the the [ __ ] like the

Stream will bottom at zero it’s all of like my internet is dropping entirely well yeah but the fact that you’re trying to push out stream frames probably also like cons it probably like consumes the available bandwidth and then it can’t push any more frames so if

You just stop trying to push as much frames so what what if you drop it to four megabits see if that helps you can change the bit rate while you’re live so yeah I know I know well okay not with desktop plus I’m not oh right you don’t have desktop plus running as

Admin no I do but it just it just if if you capture a window and then have it off to the side it doesn’t just open up like a new window on top of it you got go into the desktop view yeah can I like piss please than can you piss yeah 4

Megabits that megabytes my ass megabytes my ass megabytes all right does four megabits help at all about to see your voice your voice sounds better now Ma like you’ve immediately stopped dropping packets in Mumble but I don’t know if that was just coincidence uh yeah it seems a bit more

Stable now excuse me H yeah I don’t know man you might just have to do 720p and 4 megabits from now on cuz it just can’t [ __ ] be stable it’s always around it’s always around this time too like like every time I do the bandwidth test it’s okay for hours

Yeah well you’re at like peak times right and your uh your town unfortunately has a narrow pipe I think is is didn’t us to do this before H time is it I think uh Spectrum I think spectrum’s infrastructure is just [ __ ] yeah it really is [ __ ] hell it’s getting worse

That’s the it was good for a long time I heard a little bit of P drops I don’t know if that was you or me how are you looking you stable or dropping frames again well I’m up to 40,000 so what do you think well yeah but I mean is it is

It still are you dropping frames again uh delayed give a second I don’t see it though yeah I don’t see it hello okay piggy I mean is the game playable let find out can you hear me yes and yes all right well maybe we’re better now well let’s find out we see

Here and I oh can I I mean hey you’re actually climbing on my screen I just Frozen in place what what anyway no I’m fixing it break a single block and walk away and like [ __ ] you the piggy we got we got carrots like like we

Can I do I do like the way that they [ __ ] run around in circles and you punch them oh yeah yeah they start panicking um what are those things oh yeah those are the oh yeah [ __ ] pillagers ignore those [ __ ] but ignore okay they they see us they definitely know we’re here but they’re just like we’re not close enough to aggro them I guess that’s a that’s a Pillager Patrol H villager yeah it’s like a villager only they have pills well I think they’re illagers and

This Pillager is like a subass of illager yeah yeah that’s exactly what cuz there’s also like Killers Millers villagers uh Zagers okay no I’m making all that [ __ ] up say like what do you thought like what this crap coming out of your mouth like what are you saying mate [ __ ] you

Talking about mate don’t forget about you’re getting don’t forget about Li lers [ __ ] ow this took out zero of my hearts open the please there we Go me I am all right so I we need a saddle cuz at this point I think the only way that we’re going to [ __ ] find a fortress is to hop on one of those uh Striders and find our way across the lava so somewhere else Sil sters they Ain Marlin silt Striders th th this ain’t [ __ ] [ __ ] Star Wars the [ __ ] a th all right so where do we find saddles dungeon loot right and fishing yeah all right can you all right Sam go fishing soor excuse me but what what was that [ __ ] thing that I just stepped on thumb

Tack it felt like there’s a clicky pen ow it’s the wrong side yeah I I’m pretty sure piece of wood in the grass on my carpet I think I’ve got leg brain damage or something you know I will never get over the fact that you tried to like you

You were trying to like push the clicky part of the pen and you said you like J thumb into the pen tip yeah yeah I just stabbed myself with it’s great use clicky pin ah it’s the wrong side we have it in the soundboard play it I

Can I’m in I’m in VR Tech I don’t have control over Linux from here all right that’s it then I’m going to bring this bell all right uh so can you make a fishing rod and uh go see if you can catch us a saddle yep working on it see I got I’ve

Got the rod here we go okay I’m going to go fishing see there make sure you do it in make sure you do it in open water it’s got to be 5×5 and two blocks deep so just like go to this open part of the river over here or something

Okay me just here we go wait hold on hold on I’m going fish it in the nether have you gone fishing in a while it’s like have you gone fishing since like 1.7 you know how the new fishing mechanics work uh you hit the button when you hear the noise right no it’s

Different now you’ll see don’t hit me with it so I can’t just flick in real like n no unfortunately we don’t have room scale fishing yep that should do as long as it gets far enough out no no you’ll see you’ll see oh I can hear the I can feel the

Haptics what is going on over there come on some’s got to bite Here It Comes Who whoa oh I see and got you yep [ __ ] whoa immediately no no you’re not cast far enough out recast that oh I like the noises if you if you’re if you’re not in Open Water you

Only get junk loot all right you got to be in Open Water you got to be in what the game considers Open Water to uh get the treasure loot yeah in case you’re wondering I am sitting down probably it’s probably not obvious though I’m sitting down too cool yeah

Well yeah I mean dropping to four megabit seems to have helped at least right which is surprising me because I’m supposed to have 12 up yeah cool huh what the [ __ ] like I just dropped the two megabits and now all of a sudden it’s stable the whole

Thing you dropped two megabits or four megabits no I dropped it by two megabits two four yes but no the fact I dropped it by two I I should have 12 up excuse me H um I I’ll get that zombie hang on oh what I’m sorry why why did that sound muffled cuz

His feet were under the water the game seems the sound physics mod seems to consider it by like where the uh oh yeah no it’s because it comes from where the sound origin is like it’s calculated by that but the thing is like Minecraft’s kind of silly and puts the

Sound at the end of these feet not not its oh right yeah that makes because it just puts it at the entity’s position and its position is at its feet looks like that’s the origin of the entity it’s the feat so oh no I’m lagging yeah lagging bad there it’s still

Happening when I watch the internet when it gets real bad it drops to zero like kilobit deck it just drops everything so it’s not I got the story [ __ ] sake you know I this might be easier just the ocean boat come on no no cuz then you’ll get harassed by

Drown am I lagging bad or something like it just nothing happened when I push the button you cast it when I caught the fish I mean it what the [ __ ] are you doing what you all right no I was um I hit the mic the mod mic go

We you know I can see the real I can see fish in the water but then like the I’m also catching invisible [ __ ] it’s weird yeah there we go oh [ __ ] what do I got two raw [ __ ] and two raw salmon God sorry 18 naked C booys in Rain Ranch thring hard

Cut two best friends pillow princess what was that like parody version where it was all like girls just love the pillow fight or some [ __ ] oh yeah there was like a girl version puffer fish oh yeah you can use this to make slow falling po itions look at this

Goofy mother no no not slow falling potions water breathing potions look at this goofy [ __ ] hey can I eat it oh yes I can don’t eat it it’s not advisable I’m doing it I’m doing it just kiding it’s potato am I am I am I dropping again maybe I don’t know no

Jesus all right I’m going to go back to the Nether and try to find some other [ __ ] at least in the meantime cool you try to find us a saddle so we can ride a Strider fishing for saddle I’m sure there’s better ways to do this but this is also

Fun you can’t craft Saddles so I don’t really know of a better way I could have I did did we not get one from a chest when we were in the dungeon no I don’t know I don’t see any saddles in our storage [ __ ] could SW we got

One I have to rewatch The footage there you go think this is a better place to fish yeah I mean I thought maybe we had one from like a dungeon or abandoned M shaft chest Loop but I guess we don’t I couldn’t see any I didn’t see anything under storage so

H apologize for the lack of sound yet it’s very quiet game yeah but don’t worry you will hear every single lip smack and snort from me because the vr’s headset is extremely sensitive you know the microphones I mean Tech I can’t talk like I I should concerning I think I’ve gone

Like what am I doing I don’t know what what are you doing did you hear the the noises I was making I heard something like the [ __ ] did I just pick up I guess may you mumble wasn’t picking it up no Mumble does filter out a lot of that

[ __ ] I don’t like the noises the squids make oh God that’s freaky damn o what did I just pick up a stick amazing what do you mean I picked up a stick stick you yeah you fish up sticks so if I like Pick Up Sticks

Fish if I make a whole bundle of sticks like uh do we call that what the [ __ ] oh I have lagging massively now cool oh good you too I just I just had a big lag Spike uh oh you don’t have to worry about food why is my Joel’s alive very

Dreamy hey what the [ __ ] does that [Applause] say very dreamy SE separ what I think he’s lost his goddamn marbles oh speaking of marbles oh we have drowners zarth yeah I don’t know what he’s talking about that’s not thought it was just sephar you’re doing the yeah you’re doing the meme

On accident because that’s how he spelled it that’s how you spell it isn’t it okay hold on wa or did he actually spell it like did he actually spell it with like the with like the mem pronunciation s e p h i r o t h l a t h

Separo like what the [ __ ] what is this word’s doing a f it’s not it’s not even Joel I completely missed oh this goddamn Lowes VR camera I can’t read [ __ ] on my watch no [ __ ] like and I hate just taking my headset off to like read something you know just hey what

Hey thank you sorry I’d go to cast and you know you know how sensitive the [ __ ] trackpads are yeah so it’s like cast and then it would just reset mid cast like over and over again until finally I got it how did I fish up a little you know

Whatever I’m not going to yeah you fish up L pads it’s one of the loot items all right I need to stop sitting down cuz I keep sneaking I can’t keep my head high enough have to not sneak I just fish a bone this is just

Like s Valley yeah just fish up [ __ ] except the stupid ass mini game well we modded that out so yeah you know I never M I never minded the mini game but yeah I got real beans at times yeah I I couldn’t I absolutely could not it gave me aa

Yeah I I couldn’t do the fishing in stardy Valley I mean if yeah not for everyone I mean even I despise that mini game with a passion it is the worst fishing mini game I’ve ever played well then you haven’t played the the one in Twilight Princess you’re right I

Haven’t okay that one’s that one’s actually pretty good stop taking the piss I’ll take your piss wait I mean no all right it’s time to do some climbing I guess ah there’s the music nice I don’t even know which one is playing for you that’s that’s actually the one

That’s playing what the [ __ ] oh nice the [ __ ] did I ESP that [ __ ] I I think that’s the one that’s playing yeah it’s the one that it sounds like a a music box in the beginning I think that’s it if you were watching my stream you

Would have had like a [ __ ] [ __ ] oh God oh God I I am watching your stream now what the [ __ ] are you doing tech oh great like I’m I’m still fishing with like the dashboard up and I can’t control it Jesus Christ oh my God you almost

Fell okay how real time is this [ __ ] okay yeah I’m far back I I almost fell in the lava yeah I I saw you almost get hogland how far back I am yeah let’s see I was I just finished running from the hogins sorry Chad U let me uh just there

We go now you can see what I’m looking at hear myself looping oh [ __ ] no stop I’m toggling like third person and [ __ ] yeah third person in the nether woo hey the butt sparkles yeah they work in third person look at that it’s kind of cool yeah but I made

Them so they don’t render in first person cuz they were really distracting yeah um you know I could make your stream go on my hand I’m not going to do that though yeah it’s too much effort well it’s too much effort I just I’m worried about cluttering my arms

That’s a weird St clut your [ __ ] I wish someone would what what oh know oh I’ve missed like five [ __ ] oh you keep missing the the missing you keep missing the the real ends because lag yeah yeah look no I no well no because I keep having dashboard up oh well stop having

The dashboard while you have the real cast out hold on like what are you doing grabbing my thing grabbing pills grabing me grabing Lewis grabing Lewis I don’t want to claim that did I ever like share with you like that new grounds for like remix of like the Left 4 Dead characters I

Don’t know I don’t remember if you did or not oh my God Sam what I found it I finally found found a [ __ ] Fortress oh my God you did I see it what the [ __ ] yeah you found a blaze and everything look at that okay oh no there a wiow

Skeleton I don’t think he can get to me though no wait he definitely does have a way to get to me I’m going to just pass away from that yeah I’m just do I look like one of them do I look like one of them go

Down I wonder if I could play that on the stream yeah why not there’s no like copyright uh let me just uh Fortress for f wait Tetris all right I made a waypoint for the Fortress you know we’re not going made a way for the Fortress Fess Fortress you know I can

Print out a custom Tetris game oh okay it’s it’s right there Whatever it’s close enough o five head like I’m catching a lot of all right listen buddy how did I get an Unbreaking three power four bow with curse he dro the Blaze Rod give me that [ __ ] like what does curse of oh no something’s going on Tex stream

Hoglin oh that’s what was going on Woo oh [ __ ] now leave me alone dude never hey got I he got I mute my mic on command yeah yeah sweet surprised surprisingly easy to do with like like the new dashboard give surprising now playing what is that oh no I know exactly what that so right now I have caught four

Ston eight raw Cod three a stick Three Rod flesh a lily pad a bone and then a this [ __ ] weird bow oh I God I found the blaze spawner nothing happened what oh am I lagging again I’m going to put down some torches just to Mark the path through here to the blaze

Spawner I swear the game’s lagging sometimes how do I bring up the profile um not the profile if you’re mov don’t like jittery it’s not lagging yeah but jig but you’re not GNA like Garner anything useful from the profiler going to be honest yeah I just wanted player

List yeah that’s kind of what I expecting why do I have two bars OBS lagging oh you’re talking about like your uh OBS stopped lagging but I’m still having server lag once in a while yeah weird like I’m missing fishing uh I’m missing fishes because of this H shooting

Balance shooting streams just entire strings of Hope and determination you got that one watch Cod it’s almost like a cape of cod if you will what the yeah that was a bad joke I’m well you were in The Fortress Jesus hey I found a spawner too nice

Yeah think I found a cave out here uh-oh I gu [ __ ] I got a fish skeleton yeah dead what dead got to get them head shot you know Oh I thought you said you were dead not him oh no I didn’t get [ __ ] insta killed by a Wither skel have diamond armor

Dude yeah but your health was a little low no it isn’t what was I got like six heart son I can’t [ __ ] on the Sher you can’t [ __ ] whybe you should get that checked out well on the sh you got your pisser fixed don’t tell me now you got to get

Your [ __ ] [ __ ] fixed too jeez I remember there was one time I yeah it was when I was really sick I took a [ __ ] so big like I I I I legitimately had an anal Fisher for a while the [ __ ] like I I had to wait for that to

Heal wait this might be uh NE what the [ __ ] there’s like fishes hanging out over here because like every now and then the fish will just go over my head okay what another W room got it oh great I’ve got wither got withered that got withered yeah Freddy got

Withered yeah it was around the corner snuck up on me [ __ ] my ass and my ass as in the donkey the donkey how the donkey get like thekey monkey this is I’m too tired for aration I did find that wh TM andd that I like watched years ago or it’s just like Arnold

Noises Arnold noises yeah that’s there is no other explanation de I think that’s what it’s called too remember YTM yeah remember electricity ding dong hello [ __ ] which is weird too because bunch of dead ends who built this place where the [ __ ] it built this place with the bathrooms second floor third

Shelf the bathrooms on the Shelf what does that even mean what make any sense yeah what it’s what they call their Alco I don’t know what to tell you oh my God why are there three weather skeletons over there cuz they love you I’m getting on my crossbow for

This oh yes recommended channels brutal loose US Marine yeah it’s a good Channel I’m sorry who is this US Marine Channel hold F oh no oh yes what happened oh that’s just piss all right there’s the blaze spawner okay what is happening flying ass coock is going on

Here no not the found my device eat [ __ ] no just go back to the sorry I you have to forgive me I am struggling with with with desktop plus right now why can’t you make a new tab why can’t you make a new tab why can’t you make a new

Tab are you having trouble why can’t you make a new tab why like what okay cool I was able to make a new tab with Jon Mike Awesome I get to watch him for a while what’s he doing oh he’s doing the wish shopping thing with Chad okay now

Open the tech jar stream open This I Swear like more they St when they break it it’s almost like you should switch to a better browser like Firefox yeah I’m no I’m honestly think ping a brave in this no don’t it’s also based on Chrome it’s going to have the same problems as

Vol [ __ ] if you want to avoid all the stupid chromium isms you need to switch to Firefox I mean I do have it installed on both machines I’ve been using it as my main browser are my Windows machine works well oh yeah well we’re grinding Firefox I I almost exclusively

Use Firefox on the Linux because it just works better you know but I need to for some to sink then I [ __ ] myself what so we’re both just grinding right now yeah well I just wanted to get a few blaze rods I’m going to head back now

You blazing it up hey I got a saddle when did I get a saddle what it works son of a [ __ ] I told you it was in the loot tables for fishing yeah I I don’t know when I don’t know when I got it I’ve been too busy

[ __ ] myself I don’t know I’m sorry I got to stop saying that I know all right I’m back wait was doomed to fall what do you mean what hold on what did that say I think it’s because I died of fall damage in in lava oh here we

Go and then it paste oh what hey I’m sorry what what is this nonsense Samer 743 says- 0.0.0.0 d. d 0.0.0 d 0.0 it it should shut up okay good oops Dam it Yeah no what like like what is this coordinate nonsense in my goddamn inventory coordinate nonsense in your inventory what yeah like why do I have like negative 0.0 in my clipboard so I can’t talk today I’m sorry I don’t I don’t know what this is I think I’ve got full autism like a

Number I think I’ve gotten FL I don’t know I don’t know how I don’t know maybe it was like a configuration file I didn’t open any configuration files dude I don’t know F oh God tech tech I’m Tech I’m sitting down in the middle of cows again well yeah because I’m feeding them

And they’re [ __ ] that’s why yeah I know but like the noises through the [ __ ] wall I’m just hearing like these muff like yeah Tech we’ve got a lot of cows in here want leather you might want to think about getting some you know what I mean

Yeah cuz the cow’s Jesus look at them all yeah don’t worry about like loing out the chickens we got plenty Of [ __ ] I need to use my axxe for this and my axe I’m damaging the baby cows yeah try not to do that yeah look at that my network stabilized y okay so now what I’m going to do is put it at 12 megabits and we’ll see what

Happens put it at some astronomical number where it can never hit it i’ I’ve tried that I’m like yeah what happens there’s OBS just eyes it’s just like no I can’t hit I’m sorry I’m not going to trans [ __ ] [ __ ] you all right let’s see is this enough

Leather 33 44 okay I need one more leather wait hold on damn it what do you mean you only dropped beef oh what the [ __ ] anyway what is this Marine thing this is [ __ ] this is [ __ ] what the [ __ ] worst cow loot okay no no okay you got

To get these chickens back in s too many got out God damn it uh where’s my seeds you know what I I can get seeds there we go I got seeds come on there’s one over here see I wish I had more hot bar there we go

All right come on come on there that’s like one up there and then one got over here somewhere yeah I got him I got him he’s coming is he over there is he over there I don’t know where he went he wandered off in some other side of the [ __ ]

Property I got I got one following me there should be two maybe it’s over here no where is he yeah where is he you sure yeah there were two that got out I wanded down the stairs it’s outside the fence oh oh well you know I just killed that one no get it

Back we have plenty like watch I’ll just I’ll make more Watch you know actually I got both of them here oh yeah you open the fence that’s why Yeah I broke the fence um okay I’m going to teleport inside no no over here you little [ __ ] come on can you thank you there we go and now

It’s watch it [ __ ] I only murdered most of the adult cows so it’s just yeah yeah I’m just in like the thick of it right now I got the Lea I need though you know you know even though like the shock of the VR like has has

Kind of like worn off by now they still look absolutely massive like when I’m like sitting in my chair like this all right let’s see uh book no that’s not book you know I’ve downloaded I didn’t even need the leather oh well yep I’ve downloaded a couple Minecraft models I have to try

Printing some I got us some Nether wart and blaze rods as well I don’t know how I’m going to print the creeper though like that’s just it’s going to suck it’s like I could try to print color or I could try to print it monochrome and they just paint it I’m

Not sure which [ __ ] that’s like to make it pixel accur it’s going to be a nightmare apparently we don’t have enough planks in stock we makes some Oak planks no not Spruce planks there we go well [ __ ] sun’s coming up look at that Sunrise the kill of Sunrise I I don’t R anymore all right where’s the enchanting table out here Sal is wa no no I put it in the sword because we didn’t have like proper use for it yet now now we Do oh sorry excuse me touch hey what’s this big [ __ ] like thing that goes down here what is this oh what this oh yeah I forgot like we made like a little like cave entrance for ourselves yeah it goes all the way down oh yeah it goes all the way down all right

Um oh yeah don’t tell anybody that the corners are not actually uh bookshelves sh doesn’t need to be right like that’s just pointless no it does need 15 bookshelves within the range yeah yeah yeah here’s this area okay all right I’m going to enchant this diamond

Pickaxe and see what I get I don’t have lapis uh we I know he picks them up oh yeah we have a bunch of storage yeah thought so I just didn’t have it in my inventory no I don’t put the [ __ ] oh that doesn’t go there a this looks even better in in

VR there we go co Fortune three oh [ __ ] right out the gate what the [ __ ] are you kidding me and efficieny 4 hell yeah dude sorry he wa I think we have like a brand new diamond sword sit in the storage so they made one by accident I’m thinking I’ve got my hand

On my pants enchant that got anything you want to enchant Unbreaking three sharpness three all right I’ve got my wiener don’t forget you can enchant books too though that’s you’re going to get like random enchants that way so you might get [ __ ] that’s not even what you want

So do I have this bow that I just repaired with a curse with Unbreaking three power four but also curse of Vanishing what is that a man what’s the that’s useless that makes it garbage because it means when you die it disappears what is it on well it’s I got Unbreaking three

Power four and cursive okay yeah on a bow yeah but cursive van so it vanishes it disappears forever when you die so yeah cuz they knew people were we’re we’re going to turn off the uh drop item on death thing so they’re like ha we’re going to get them

Anyway well yeah but that’s um that’s just a random loot enchant you don’t you can’t get that from the enchanting table it only comes from like loot items oh so I have this really so it’s almost like a power up this bow just don’t die

Forehead yeah you can get a bow that you can get a bow with those enchant that doesn’t have curs of Vanishing what if I [ __ ] what if you just enchant your bow what if I just come over over there and do exactly that yes should I enchant my crossbow or my

Armor I think I should enchant my armor I’m going to enchant my chest plate see what I get Thor two protection four nice there we go thank you enchant my pants protection four Unbreaking three nice and I think I could do one more enchant Helmet or boots

I like how the book follows me hel boots yes I I I would say boots you want to go want to get that feather Vault whoa nice protection three depth Strider three Unbreaking 3 I can walk fast underwater now oh [ __ ] I could do a level two enchant on

My uh helmet see what I get power four oh [ __ ] yeah speaking of Fire rection two lame bow bow power four well there we go got it okay now let’s see what like what can I get for my diamond sword here Unbreaking three yes sharpness two

Maybe how do I back I guess I don’t know what do you how do you what like re re re re uh you want to roll you can yeah you can make a grind Stone grind Stone disenchant items yeah oh [ __ ] okay it’s what that does we just

Need uh we need to make stone slabs do we have smooth Stone going to take the Sharpness what can I get for diamond pickaxe efficiency 4 yes please okay okay my iron ax nearly destroyed uh what am I missing to be able to make this I thought it was I thought it was stone slabs to make a grindstone aqu smoo stone slabs he 30 levels for That it’s going to have to do oh I needed to put in my inventory I’m silly section yeah I don’t know it’ll do blast protection okay Unbreaking yeah ooh protection to and Unbreaking all right here Sam if you want to uh roll your enchants I’m going to roll my helmet enchant it’s

Grindstone scared me protection two all right no actually I’m going to keep gu I’ll take it I can’t I can’t expect much for a nice I can’t expect much for a level two enchant hey Tech you want to test that uh armor out I got power four here yeah no that’s not let’s

Not hey want to see me break this uh pickaxe [ __ ] don’t don’t break the axe I mean the what is wrong with me Tech I don’t know I can’t I can’t talk right tonight think I’ve got pbls I’m going to enchant this iron accent and there’s

Nothing you can do about it don’t do that to waste your do a level one enchant see what you get efficiency one cool yeah only really level three enchants are actually worth it a sharpness to efficiency four with a diamond pickaxe is actually really Nice I still got 21 levels Jesus nice yeah but you have to be level 30 to be able to do level three enchant yes you got to grind up some more levels what if grind was one of us what What what am I saying can I enchant this not uh the um spy glass oh of course you can’t what about the fishing rod oh that does actually Lear one lure two or Unbreaking uh I need to be level 30 uh where can I get lots of experience really quickly uh skeleton

Spawners spers you don’t have any AR you broke them all you shouldn’t have breaken them you shouldn’t have broken the spawners in our dungeons you could have turned them into mob Grinders now you tell me well yeah I don’t know why you did that I don’t know that does my default

Go all you had to all you had to do is light them up all you had to do was put torch on the spawner and stop the spawns that’s it I’m enchanting the climbing claws oh well uh the other way to get a lot of experience is to is to fish

Sam which is funny because that’s what I want to enchant in the first place oh you want to enchant your fishing rod yeah the the best the best thing to have is uh mending Unbreaking three lure three or is it lure two I don’t remember luck of the C3 and like

Something else fishing rod it basically means that like the rod will never break cuz you it’ll repair itself from the XP that’s what mending does oh okay and the luck of the C3 increases your loot and lure makes it so that the uh the time to wait for a fish to bite is

Reduced cool kind of what I expected so you can fish faster and you get better stuff what is going on with this squid over here and then you install an auto fishing mod and you just leave the game going for a few hours and you set up a

Hopper and pick up all the items and you come back and you have a giant chest full of [ __ ] including like really good enchanted books beautiful it’s the most uh broken way to farm good enchantments huh because because it’s really easy to automate fishing since all you need to

Do is install a client side mod that automatically casts the rod out and then reels it in with the fish bites beautiful that’s this is what people do so I’m fishing but I also see fish in the river because they’re just kind of hanging out yeah those are irrelevant

Yeah yeah I know it’s just a weird dichotomy here it’s like what what would be cool is if you could like actually fish fish like in like Animal Crossing you see like the the or something it’s kind of what’s going on here but not quite I mean yeah you like the

Particles yeah this is more uh yeah no this is more stard Valley logic than oh what happened what how did what oh damn it I swapped hands how oh yeah that looks good yeah I don’t understand why the um why the ash particles in the basalt

Delta does make the game Run like [ __ ] in VR yeah just probably overloading draw calls or something yeah must be particles are apparently still not very optimized you going to like the reads h i don’t need to harvest them right now yeah you want to see something we have enough paper watch this

Like I know I know what the sound queue is I I don’t even need fishing like just just like in stard Valley just listen for it get out get out of there great I’m fishing techar there we go great you picked up the item no F what the [ __ ] when did I get

Leather boots okay oh didn’t work here it comes n you didn’t you didn’t hook me try again yeah I don’t think that works that no try again all right too short you you didn’t cast far enough what what excuse me what no yeah do it again what do you

Mean right well there goes that yeah they break really fast you have to make more that’s why you want to get a mending Rod right right the goodness is you can fish up vending rods so once you find one just use that like once you once you find aing

Rod you’re basically set like you can just use it cuz the XP from fishing Will Repair the rod for you let’s see fishing rod there we go and then um Oh that’s oh no tech tech you you realize you really shouldn’t have like told me about this God damn it stop

Breaking your fishing rod on my face it’s funny though what you know one of these days I’m just going to pull you right off a mountain Tech these like nether tendrils are getting really tall getting taller look at the size of these things holy [ __ ] are they swaying

No Illusion the way the sky was moving it was [ __ ] me what are they I want to break one at the bottom but I’m not going to Jesus St going on an Adventure why am I allowed to do this hey not with a sword here I got a puffer fish for you cool what God damn it you switched items that’s it stop you’re breaking your rod on my face what the [ __ ] what I I heard a

Zombie yeah it’s on it’s drawn in in the water over here beautiful God I just barely hear it what the [ __ ] what a drowner oh the zombie became drowned that’s how that happens oh okay don’t worry he can’t hurt you yeah know he’s agroed on you anyway God it really does sound water

Log listen to him Jesus Christ oh no D he he sees me oh great I got a bow oh [ __ ] little [Applause] zombie all right come on oh boy oh boy yeah the the the sword with sharpness too does a lot of damage oh that’s a lot of

Damage not even nearby you’re way over there what are you doing way over there being funny what are you doing hold on I got oh I see third now you’re [ __ ] spying on me with the spy glass great all right Welcome to our home Tour I’m just copying your bit now stealing my bit oh it’s a good bit go ahead like s scared me [Laughter] Jesus cool I see it’s a creeper over there hey I wonder hey want to see if I can oneshot the creeper um where is it oh you already got it

Oh yeah no oh godam I just realized what I’m doing I’m just holding I’m still I’m holding the camera down here look at the stream it’s just yeah ground it’s upside down and everything look at this he the audience can’t see [ __ ] heck holy crap I’m like going everywhere with this

Aren’t I yeah I know I see that oh my God he’s holding together he don’t look too bad Jesus Christ if you got motion sickness go [ __ ] yourself just [Laughter] kidding oh yeah new from Prime View all prime gaming oh Jesus Christ calm down oh wait yeah know I’m delayed

Right Jesus oh [ __ ] I’m I’m trying to look at my uh stream on Twitch but it’s like I I’m going to need to I’m going to need to see that when you upload it to YouTube that’s going to be holy [ __ ] yeah it was bad man oh my [ __ ] god that

Is that is horrendous you can’t see a goddamn thing this is quality stream content right here but it’s not insane all right I’m putting this [ __ ] into The Nether Portal yeah I’ve been dumping my gar all right chat you’re going to the nether without me wait can you no no no you

Can’t send the [ __ ] camera to the nether it’s not a real entity oh my it’s fake my eye made it up all right welcome to the portrait mode Stream go all right guys welome to Tik Tok wait let me flip this the other way he CH want to see my sword got the welcome to my welcome to my Tik Tok video where Sam is gonna just stand here and do absolutely nothing you’re you’re going to have to

Rotate the video Sideways yourself I can’t do it oh God it looks like what happens when you die in halflife you know it’s right at that angle or was yeah user death imminent ah fish imminent I like to point out that I F one more per view wait it’s not level there we

Go great now it’s completely upside down good job why why is this so much fun is fun all right chat check out this flower you can’t see anything cuz my [ __ ] legs are so fat what the hell why is the model so big what the [ __ ] oh

No it’s the hand it’s inside the camera that’s it I’m sticking the camera in the ground oh man I look at this I can [ __ ] see the caves holy [ __ ] I got to see this I can uh I can look through the world with this wow this is cheating yeah very but

Fun look at that holy [ __ ] yeah you have no idea what I’m looking at can you oh what is happening with tech who what is all that hey what happens I do this what what am I looking at oh I think it’s just in the fog what the oh my

God oh yeah that yeah that’s good that’s that’s really good what am I in like the crawling pose yeah and you’re everything is going everywhere I hey what do I see over there oh I think it’s a glow squid Neat and where you going oh creeper Funny all right [ __ ] what is going on I don’t know I’m just lost it just up [Laughter] my music though well it’s this I’ll put it over there look at these old fishies look at these sons of [ __ ] sorry sometimes as VR streams just evolve into this don’t they well it’s Minecraft specifically

Because it’s just the way that if we if we’re playing VR we’d be doing the same exact Bullit you know what I mean true it’s just just now some of it’s easier to do like smacking you you yeah although yeah I’m pretty sure last time I figured out you can do this with

Players I just kept trying to like knock you off cliffs I think I remember doing that yeah just because we have PVP on oh right the the fishing B are not punching each other yeah because at some point you turned off pnm a punch but I figured out you could still like grapple

On the other plan with the fishing rod nowadays I punching on because we know not to be like stupid with it yeah it’s all happens though it’s funny oh oh boy yeah what am I um all right yeah I searched for ass I don’t know what I’m

Doing I want to make uh potions so I need blaze rods why is there fishing rod crafting recipe in here I need more potatoes oh nice packet loss Hecker loss Nether wart here we go all right do that got a lot of bow storage hey wait

We have a bottle of enchanting what is it uh just an XP bottle keep it for funny cuz they’re rare whoa what’s going on with my don’t throw it don’t don’t throw the bottle of enchanting it’s funny it’s a rare item you got to keep

It I’m going to drink it you can’t drink it you just throw it okay it’s a throwable all right uh bottle bio what the [ __ ] oh okay we need glass hey we have a mending crossbow I just search for the recipe that what the hell a crossbow

Nice yeah I don’t know when when we got that but we have it all right whoa can’t see you all right let’s see Boy it’s raining that was perfectly timed with me repairing my sword what the potion brewing that sounds cool oh great I need to I think I need to press F3 and t uh why cuz I need to reload the resources ah right so I just made I

Think I I think I just pressed F3 and T on some other [ __ ] windows this is Minecraft is not where my mouse [Applause] is all right there we go what are you doing caring all your armor yeah I figured it was they’re getting there so that’s a little better cool we’re going

To have to find more diamonds I guess yeah we got about 10 left we got 13 great raining actually wouldn’t be easier to fish right now that is that not a thing yeah rain helps fishing cool I’m going to fish with the roof of the yeah all right great we have eight diamonds

Left now you know how come I wasn’t doing this from the start like I’d be assaulted by the mobs a lot L if I just fish from up here true right yeah yeah I get it Like Rain particles don’t Li the game but [ __ ] Ash particles do yeah is that weird that

It’s got to be some some sort of optimization problem well I mean obviously yeah yeah yeah there was a water W sort of statement wouldn’t it yeah I’ll try this way man this stick is sensitive [ __ ] distracted by the sticks Yak [ __ ] yeah all right I made some awkward

Potions now what kind of potions should we make oh I know I’ve got my I’ve got I don’t know how we have so much magma cream but I’m going to make a fire resistance potion bch might be useful right maybe what uh what else do you think it’ be handy a bucket of

[ __ ] great I got a lily pad I think uh get some red stone and extend that fire resistance potion to 8 minutes so yeah like anything to help us if you can make a potion to make a survive the lava like that would make that that a lot easier that’s what the fire

Resistance potion does cool well there we go it makes youan to Lava nautilus shell excuse me what is what’s something I don’t really know to be honest something to do with the something or rather oh okay cool what yeah I see you up there yeah we got

To get like uh we got to get like looting swords then we can go really get some [ __ ] we need ender pearls right well I got one earlier well yeah but if we want to find the nether fortress the or the um the stronghold rather we found another

Fortress I don’t really know how to get back to it but we’ll figure it out oh yeah you fish up bowls for some [ __ ] reason did you not like Rec it I did I just don’t know how we’re going to get back to it terrain is balls yeah we figure that one out

Just dig through the thing or another what are you doing up there I don’t know thinking uh What potions we should make thinking about got fire resistance what else should we get what do you think would be useful stuff I’m helpful I can’t think of anything man uh is feather falling an

Option I just the Health Restoration how about that Health Restoration yeah I can make healing potions yeah yeah I mean you know I can’t make regenerations that needs requires gas TI oh wait we actually have gas TI yeah no I know we what do you think be better though

Regeneration or instant healing probably regeneration right yeah yeah it’s my guess now the question is do you want the gener the Regeneration to be this is the wrong VAR stand do you want the Regeneration to be uh faster but less time or slower but more time well considering these potions when

When we’re in the [ __ ] probably faster yeah I can make regeneration two which lasts for only 45 seconds or I can make an extended regeneration which lasts for several minutes yeah I’m thinking of like we would only check a health potion when we’re like getting wrecked so true we

Could also make some instant healing potions yeah so probably both then no wait potion the base potion of regeneration lasts 45 seconds oh and if I enhance it with Glowstone I think it also lasts 45 seconds but is uh no I think lasts 22 and 1/2 seconds but has a uh a faster

Regeneration glowstone extend glowstone enhances a potion Redstone extends a potion cool yeah I I I kind of remember the mechanic it’s been a while though yeah okay so regeneration to only lasts for 22 seconds right okay o baby a [ __ ] I can make healing potions what was the item for those again I

Forgot uh oh it’s golden carrot well we got carrot and we’ve got golden nuggets so you know hey wart oh yeah you fish up name tags I’m telling you the kind of [ __ ] you get from fishing is like damn what is going on with the distance between

Nice stop that Jesus he changing my 2 mm stop it you having trouble yeah the [ __ ] index was sliding it weird oh [ __ ] me oh yeah uh go geted yeah that’s caused by insomnia you haven’t slept for 3 days what yeah is that what’s on on yeah entering a bed

Will reset the insomnia timer you don’t actually have to sleep although we can to get rid of the rain and the Phantoms being cuz it’s night but just entering the bed we’ll reset it oh cool it’s still raining oh no never mind yeah it’s going

Away ier 743 says H HS picado I don’t think you can uh extend an instant healing potion just watched them blow up it’s like a one time effect so you can do is enhance it what did the text of speech say piz aado what I typed in pis Sam Baker 743 says minus

0.0 let’s see Tech says HS HS picado what Saker 743 says Saker 743 oh [ __ ] no I forgot what did I make I made a potion of night vision by accident what did I just do I combined glowstone with a what I thought was so wait is golden carrot not

Uh night vision huh yeah is golden carrot not how you do a uh uh I guess not a healing potion yeah no I didn’t do the glowstone yet all I did was make a potion to night vision yeah well I don’t remember what makes a healing potion I thought no isn’t it

Like an eye of spider or something no makes a poison potion poison okay so wrong idea wrong way right idea wrong way what the [ __ ] makes a healing potion [ __ ] I thought it was golden carrots my chair is all [ __ ] up in an awkward potion hey Google how do you make a healing

Potion in mince raft great hey Google how do I make an instant health potion in Minecraft hey Google how do I fist oh it’s right it’s a glistering melon oh that was it I don’t think we have melons do we I mean I mean I’m not supposed to no we aren’t farming melons we should be though we have some melon seeds yeah no

I I mentioned making melons before we just never Did well oh we got potatoes so like we didn’t yeah no but we need yeah but we need melons for uh you know I’ve got your melons right here we got we need melons for the uh potions of healing but do we need copper that’s a building material so not

Really unless you’re going to build stuff out of copper it’s pretty neat it oxidizes I don’t know if you know that what it actually like yeah if you leave it out in the air it uh it slowly oxidizes and turns green really huh yeah kind of

NE okay let’s see uh I need my hoe is G isg Ho what you be jho no that’s what I typed in the Search D what’s go go go there’s a pig just hanging out like a cliff What oh I’m getting tired ah might be about that time then huh yeah it’s getting hard for me to keep my head up to be honest with you of course I’m still sort of recovering from surgery here I’m just getting used to work again I’m not used to physical [ __ ] go God damn

It well I’ve been sitting down the whole time cuz my feet started hurting hey really guess you really just can’t stand it why I’m sitting down yes yes hey I’ve got this name tag what don’t name [ __ ] what hold on did the mushroom make a

Noise when you put it down yeah it makes a funny sound yeah like Parts it’s funny can come here what come here no you can’t you have to you first you have to put that in an anvil to give it a name don’t just right click something with it if you

Insist remember anything you name tag will never despawn so like if you name tag a hostile mob and then you can put the Hostile mom in a boat to pacify it unless it’s a skeleton of course did you know that if you get an iller with a crossbow and then you uh

You get him you get his cross you get him to like shoot you enough times that he breaks his crossbow then uh he’ll be like pacified and you can just have him you just have like a man yeah you just just get him in a boat and then he won’t despawn and

Then you just have a man you just have like this weird guy just hanging out all the time great yeah them some potato are yeah I already harvested them again okay not quite ready yeah I harvested them so there’s a bunch of raw potatoes I didn’t cook yet

Well we need a few good T but I got some melons planted here so watch ters precious okay um oh [ __ ] we still have like stacks of baked Pudu though ah we only got 46 what do you mean well I mean I just took some I mean

I yeah I had to take some I’ll put the glowstone dust away for now so we have night vision potions now because I I made an oopsie yeah I saw that so wait what does golden carrot on its own do I think it um makes you [ __ ] yourself I don’t know

Ah oh this Farmland doesn’t like have water oops oh yeah water only goes out so many blocks oh excuse Me sorry all the [ __ ] noises yeah well they’re like all muffled through the [ __ ] wall too so which is kind of nice it means I don’t have to listen to it when I’m in here and it’s it’s funny all right I need my goo again all right take a look

Up uh I can’t right now I’m trying to type periods and commas until did I just drop [ __ ] Birchwood no I picked up Oak planks what the [ __ ] uh we don’t have 2,000 seeds we have like 200 I misread the number no you picked up an O Oak plank because I just

I just knocked the hole in the house oh God damn it well I put that plank away so now I thought it was now I got to get it out [ __ ] [ __ ] no actually hold on I’m going to make a skylight um what okay where’s the

Glass wait we don’t have a skylight it’s just Stone what do you me Skylight that’s the joke you know what fine that’s the joke hey I’m going to go make the cows [ __ ] I’m going to go make the cows come home yeah make the cows [ __ ] until

We have like the pen just stuffed with cow to the point where it’s non-stop Collision noises yes I like this plan ah yes the best view ever wait let me put this away okay I oh man what a view Sam oh man okay I got it okay let

Me you know it does look nice from up here wow I can look at Stone and dirt whatever I want Co it is funny though it’s like yeah all right oh yeah to get out of the controller binding dashboard I’m still uh holding the weed aren’t I yeah yeah

Then they’re little no wait wait wait put the weed away for a sec let the cows scatter come out the fence R [ __ ] all right now put now pull the weed out again they just instantly like try to like Rush yeah yeah they turn into like a big pile okay put it

Away instantly they’re just like okay whatever then you pull it out again come on Yeah come on I I see the teleporter you [ __ ] no no pull the no pull the weed out why to do it over there that is so [ __ ] funny yeah and they’ll just follow me around with L yeah they’ll follow you off a cliff yeah they would

Too okay did I miss anyone guess not Jesus Christ one of my favorite Minecraft mechanics that was the only way you could lead animals around before you had actual leads oh yeah yeah I always for about leads yeah you make them with slime balls and

String yeah I can’t uh I can’t make a m anymore but I can make him follow me they’re instantly they all like turn their heads like yeah I am just I am I am swimming in cow right now this is yeah no I’m inside of one okay nice cuz it’s just

Like out all of a sudden here they go oh God let me join you wall I’m just in cow right now what the [ __ ] is this oh god oh [ __ ] hit one oh God oh God get out of Here oh oh the game lagged me how does the bell sound from inside y sounds sounds properly muffled I can still hear it though it’s surprisingly clear gu it’s louder you I mean I hear music huh I can see the world through the through the Bell through the

Crosshair what yeah if I put the Crosshair over the Bell it like the Bell doesn’t render behind the Crosshair that’s weird yeah look at that yeah interesting I think it has to do with like I think the Crosshair is being rendered before the tile entities or something h

What I don’t think it’s that the Bell is actually like transparent through the thing I think it’s just that the uh I think the Crosser is being rendered before the bell and oh I think the Crosshair is being rendered before the bell and that means that it’s taking on

Like the inverted colors from the stuff that’s behind the bow you know yeah it’s exactly what’s going on cuz the blending mode is set up to make the Crosshair be like inverted from whatever color it’s against in order to make it more visible huh it’s a new moon

Tonight huh yeah oh I learned something else um if you’re trying to farm slime balls you want to go to a swamp during a full moon oh do we have any nearby not that I know of could probably look at the I don’t think we’ve even seen a

Swamp well no I know we’ve been near a swamp I know we’ve been in a swamp where was that I think so yeah yeah been near so look at how far we [ __ ] Jes [ __ ] oh yeah here’s a swamp it’s only [ __ ] like forever kilometers away

That’s what I mean yeah Jesus Christ man we went so far and then we went back how get back yeah I know it’s like four K away from here this ridiculous like how are we ever going to get to that swamp yeah we got back by going through

The nether like this just keeps going and going and go we went all the way out to like 8 and a half kilm and then right down in here somewhere on this little island we made a little Shack and a portal yeah there it is there’s the shack remember the remember

The little uh temp Shack that we made yeah yeah that was fun Kum slime cave this has like a web map by the way like if you turn that on in the options and you can go to um your local host in your web browser oh and uh that the web map

Actually lets you zoom out further than the in-game one does oo yeah okay that does sound cool yeah oh oh here comes a zombie oh no oh no the oh no the creeper get that one shot everything now was great oh zombie oh Sam there’s another creeper [ __ ]

[ __ ] damn it no how are we going to get up there now [ __ ] [ __ ] uh like this there we go oh no there’s another one oh [ __ ] only got climbing claws that was weird I know I hit him with the arrow just didn’t do any damage yeah their explosion resistance is greatly reduced

For for VR players because oh yeah we did that because distance is like really hard to compare to like vanilla like everything feels like actually really far away yeah which I have commented on when I’m breaking blocks that seem way outside of the region which I should you

Know yeah but they’re not they’re actually like pretty similar to the vanilla reach no it’s EXA almost exactly the same but it doesn’t feel like that because the sense of scale is completely as sked yeah so we made creeper distance like less because it feels like they’re

Further away than they should be due to the scale of V yeah cuz otherwise people were just like exploding creepers every single time they’d be like way too close to them yeah yeah also the room scale sweeping doesn’t really uh the room scale sweeping no when you oh The Swinging yeah

SW it’s weird I don’t think I’m high anymore but I can’t talk I think I’m tired yeah hey it’s time to call it I think this is brain Rod hours it’s not that late it’s only 10:00 yeah but I get up at 600 yeah I get up Real okay I we stream for a couple hours yeah three hours you know that’s a good [ __ ] stream hey you know how the you know how these VR streams are this thing [ __ ] hurts your face after a few hours yeah these are never too long although we’ve had some [ __ ] like 5

Like Walkabout streams before Yeah all right well potato fight potato fight potato fight oh y i I couldn’t figure how to do it uh hey look I’m back in the nether all right well this has been a good stream after we things actually working you know we uh the stream started a little bit later than we

Intended because well welcome to the void yeah because um right as we were about to start streaming uh the server host my my server host decided to do like [ __ ] maintenance or something so it was just they were having technical problems out the RS but that eventually resolved

Itself oh so we actually got to do this stream tonight I need I need to do more of my like regular streams you know yep I need to I still need to finish s [ __ ] it’s been like two months and then uh oh yeah I’m going to stream [ __ ] Spyro because it’s year

The it’s the Year of the Dragon oh cool I’m going to stream the whole reignited trilogy there you go yeah yeah yeah that just runs great on the deck by the way cuz yeah apparently 2024 is the year of the dragon so you know really only seems appropriate yeah of course yeah

Yeah maybe I’ll check him out although I’d want to stream the original first I don’t know a [ __ ] the original Trilogy is just it’s like better in every way it it really is just it looks beautiful it still plays just as good as the original if not slightly better can you hear

This I making that happx go I mean really the only reason I say the only reason I say to play I would say to ever play the original as if you’re just nostalgic for it which I mean fair enough I just like the visuals yeah but the cool thing about

The Reed Trilogy too is you get to have the old music or the new music the re fur you’re going to be jerking off the entire time what that was a sorry that was uncolor I mean you know you know the meme about the dragon daddies they do

Look a little uh yiffy oh yeah if you catch my no I mean there’s a reason why people yeah like you you didn’t have to make him so uh I mean that’s just I mean honestly I could feel like that’s just the way dragons are I mean to be fair they have

The deer [ __ ] in Spyro 3 so I mean I guess it all evens out you know I mean this is just this is just what happens when you turn clothes off this is just what happens when you make anthropomorphic characters no matter what people are going to jerk off to

It that being said I yeah I don’t know I don’t never mind I like it’s inevitable I had nothing and nothing all right uh on that note I’m going to end this stream see you guys next time with probably more VR [ __ ] this week but soon I should

[ __ ] yeah you stream something else once Jesus Christ yeah but soon I’m going to get back to my [ __ ] regular streaming I think that’s where I’m at at this point it’s like yeah we’ll see I don’t know yeah I need to finish s and then Spyro I gotta play am2r at some

Point oh yeah eeko really wants me to do that I mean they’ it’s really updated so I mean like now’s the best time to play it than ever because it’s just the fans have even though you know the the original got dmca the fans have kept it going and they’ve vastly improved it

That’s if Nintendo everything they can actually take down a like you can like you can play it in wide screen with like full 120 FPS if you [ __ ] wanted to now it doesn’t matter oh sick yeah because it was three game you know also yes it runs great on the steam deck of

Course it [ __ ] does it’s open source well no well no [ __ ] it’s also [ __ ] like 2D Sprites like if it didn’t run well on the deck I think there’s something wrong with the hardware yeah but I mean like it just I got it up and running with like no effort so it runs

On Linux now too the original did only have like a Windows build right well no it’s still it’s still only a Windows build but it just oh it just runs through proton okay cool proton just eats it you know it’s like yeah no problem good job

Val I mean it’s great when it works and then it’s bit of a frustration when it doesn’t that’s if a game doesn’t work then yeah you’ve got your work cut out for you but you know yeah that’s getting rare and rare so nice yeah the deck is

Great oh God I get one but I just don’t have a justifiable reason for it I wouldn’t really use it yeah I it’s cool Hardware though oh yeah no it’s it’s I’m getting to the point now where it’s there there are days when I just don’t

Want to even be at my computer so it’s great I can just take the deck [ __ ] [ __ ] wherever I want like I have my you’ve seen my entertainment center just go and hang on the couch for a while it’s great yeah nice and then you got

The uh the monitor there to hook it up have a bigger screen with the speakers well I wanted to use the TV but I can’t get the color space to work so oh yeah the colors all [ __ ] up that’s weird thanks TCL it’s not it’s also valve for

Not allowing you to Output the uh limited or full RGB color gam yeah even thewit set it to limited range yeah there’s no controller why the deck not have an option to change it to limited range have people mentioned this it’s yeah it’s supposed to be automatic as I

Said I can get the color to correct itself if I lower the resolution yeah in my experience automatic only works some of the time because it relies on the display like correctly reporting information which well you know it doesn’t always happen I’m okay I got to get this headset off

It’s wrapped around my chair yeah I’m gonna I’m G to stop the stream now all right see y’all later yeah more stuff coming soon yeah see next time penis