Insane Warden Skibidi Toilet Adventure: 100 Days till Survival!

On day 1, I rose out of the ground  as a baby Warden Skibidi Toilet! “Whoa, this is one of the weirdest  creatures I’ve ever been! Still,   six hearts, I better play it safe…” Suddenly, a Gorilla came rumbling  towards me across the plains. “Invader! Invader! You’re not meant to be here!”

That didn’t sound like a welcome wagon,   so I turned my porcelain tail  and ran off at massive speeds. That just rang the alarm bell, though:   More Gorillas came charging in,  forming a dangerous chase party. I climbed further up the plateau, managing to  lose the Gorillas. But the chase exhausted me.

“I really spawned into the wrong area  here. What’s going on out here? I feel   like there’s something I’m forgetting…  But I can’t remember what I forgot!” BOOM! The ground next to me exploded, and an even  bigger, stronger Gorilla crawled out of the hole.

“Freeze right there. You move one step, and I’ll  destroy you. Want to live? Follow me. Or else!”  On day 2, the Big Gorilla  led me across the plateau. “Whatever you think I did, I  didn’t do it. I swear! I’m a   completely innocent warden skibidi toilet.”

“Look, kid, I don’t trust wardens, and I  don’t trust whatever a ‘skibidi toilet’   is. Want this to go smoothly? All you’ve  gotta do is literally everything I say.” “Well, I guess that’s a  pretty compelling argument…”

He took me to some kind of outpost near the top  of the plateau. Leading me through the complex,   they eventually threw me into  a dark, dingy cell in the back. “You better behave, toilet boy, or  you’re gonna get yourself flushed!”

Lucky for me, I wasn’t alone in the cell. There  was a squat little Mungus waiting in there for me. “Hey, Mungus, I’m Zozo. What are you in here for?” “Somebody accused me of being an  imposter, even though I’m not!   It’s a unique form of discrimination  that we Munguses need to deal with.”

“Oh, that’s horrible! A similar thing happened  to me. I don’t even really know why I’m here.” “You’re certainly not gonna find your  memories here in some goofy Gorilla   prison! We’ve gotta get out of here. Do  Skibidi Toilets have any special powers?” “I don’t know… But Wardens sure do!”

That’s when I remembered how to Warden  Shriek, and used it to bust down the wall   to our cell. Mungus and I escaped, running  off in different directions into the night. “Now I can start working on getting my memories  back, and finding out why I’m really here!” 

On day 3, I continued wandering  through the Plateau, trying my   best to avoid any angry Gorillas who  wouldn’t be happy that I’d escaped. “In the epic battle of gorilla vs toilet,  I personally wouldn’t bet on the toilet.” But rather than a Gorilla,  

I instead encountered some cows – Which  made me realize I’m soon gonna get hungry! Using my high-precision warden shrieks,   I blasted one of the cows, then swooped  in to take my fill of the delicious beef.

“Okay, that’s something I know about myself now –  I enjoy tasty meat! Just have to cook it first!” I heard a rattling behind me and turned. There  was a gang of skeletons coming towards me! “Oh no, skeletons don’t have any  meat on them at all. I’m doomed!”

With my Warden Shriek still recharging, I was  defenseless and outnumbered. But before the   skeletons could get me, a huge lightning  bolt came down and destroyed them all. “Oh my gosh, what just happened!?” That’s when I turned and saw him: The  glorious sight of a tall man with a  

TV set for a head. He’d fired the  lightning bolt and saved my life. “Come with me if you want to not die!” From day 4 to day 5, I followed the  TV Man into the shattered glaciers,   a freezing and treacherous biome. “Man, anyone who lives here must be one tough  

Cookie. I can feel my bones  rattling inside my toilet!” We arrived at an equally cool pad where the TV Man   must have lived. It was easily one  of the hippest homes I’d ever seen. “Thank you again for saving my life, TV Man! I’m  Zozo. What could I possibly do to repay you?”

“The name’s Ray. Cathode Ray. And it’s no biggie.   I save people all the time – I’m  a hero, it’s kind of my thing.” “That’s awesome, Ray. Could I be a hero, just  like you? I don’t know what exactly I am,   so maybe a hero would be a cool thing to become.”

“I’ve got it pretty covered,  little toilet. But maybe,   with some training, you  could have some potential.” “Training! Yes! I can move in with you, and–” “With me!? No, no, no, little fella,  Cathode Ray rolls alone. Here,   take these and go make yourself a  place. We’ll talk in a couple days.”

Cathode Ray, the TV Man, gave me my first  set of stone tools and a stone sword. I   left his base and ventured further up  the treacherous shattered glaciers. When I found some solid ground on top   of a mountain I was curious to  find warped trees here as well!

“This must be a sign! They look blue just like  me! This is it, This is the location for my base!” I mined enough material to start  building myself a pretty basic house,   with one bedroom and a furnace so  I could finally cook these steaks.

“Nothing is better than a warm piece of  steak! This place isn’t much, but it’s mine!” “Not for long, you stinky toilet!” I turned and saw that one of the Gorilla  Guards had somehow followed me here. He   wasn’t interested in conversation – He wanted  to fight and I needed to defend myself.

When he ran in, I blasted him with my Warden   Shriek, and then finished him  off with my stone sword skills. That gave me enough XP to  level up, becoming a bigger,   more combat-effective Warden Toilet, with  14 hearts and an in-built fireball cannon!

“Oh yeah! Now I’m looking fire!” From day 6 to day 8, I was heading   back to tell Cathode Ray about the new  power I’d gained – But in the process,   I ran into my old prison buddy, Mungus!

“Hey, Mungus, how have things been swinging  for you? I didn’t expect to see you out here.” “Been better, man. Everywhere I go,   people keep thinking I’m an imposter! It’s  really starting to affect my self-esteem.” “That’s terrible, Mungus. I wonder why  people around here are so distrusting…”

I continued on to Cathode Ray  and asked him the same question. “It doesn’t surprise me to hear that, Zozo.  Y’know, there are a lot of folks out there   who really can’t be trusted. It’s why my  work as a hero is so incredibly valuable.” “How can I start doing valuable hero work,  

Ray? I can shoot fireballs now,  and I want to prove myself.” “If you go to the Stony Peaks,  you’ll find a deadly Yak who’s   been causing a lot of trouble for the  locals. You may be perfectly suited   to this job – Send a Warden Toilet to  defeat a Warden Toilet, I always say!”

“Of course, Ray! Thank you for this  opportunity, I won’t let you down!” With my new mission, I set off across  the glaciers towards the Stony Peaks.  From day 9 to day 10, I first made my way  out to the Stony Peaks. It was a terrain  

So harsh and unforgiving it made the  Shattered Glacier seem downright cozy. I was constantly paranoid that with one wrong  move, I’d fall over and get injured or worse. But after carefully navigating the  difficult slopes of the Stony Peaks,   I saw the monstrous Yak in the distance.  I drew my sword and carefully approached.

“Time for a surprise attack…” I shot a fireball at the vicious  Yak. It turned, ready to attack. “TRAITOR! Perish for your treachery!” I fought the creature with my  sword, but it was really strong,   knocking a bunch of hearts off of me.

In the end, I shot another fireball  at the monster and it blew him off   the edge of the cliff! He was gone, but  it left me badly injured in the process. “Oh no… I don’t know if I’m  gonna make it out of here…”

But a friend of mine was about to come in  clutch. That’s right – Mungus had found me. “Zozo! I heard someone was in trouble.  I never knew it’d be you. Here,   take this healing potion and some  steaks, you look like you need it.” I truly did. I took the potion and was healed.

“Thank you, Mungus, I really appreciate  that. What are you doing out here?” “Something’s going on, Zozo, something big.  Want to come with me and help look into it all?” “I would, but first, I need  to go tell my mentor about my  

Victory here today. I’m on the up and up!” From day 11 to day 12, I returned to Cathode   Ray, excited to tell him about my victory  against the diabolical Warden Toilet Spider. “Well done, little toilet dude. You’ve proven  that you’ve got the makings of a hero in you.”

“Thank you, Ray, it’s an  honor to hear that from you.” “For your next step on the road to heroism,   I have another challenge for you, even deeper  into the dark shadows of the Stony Peaks:   I need you to find and destroy the Hell Rat. It’s  every bit as frightening as the name suggests.”

“Yeesh. That sounds pretty scary.” “That it is, my friend, that it is.  I recommend you upgrade your armor   and weaponry. Good heroes don’t take chances.” “Good advice, Ray!” I scoured the Shattered Glaciar until I found  a deep mining cavern. I searched inside,  

Getting deeper and deeper into the  dark, until I found a dusty old crate. Inside was exactly what I needed: Some pieces of  iron armor, an iron sword, and an iron pickaxe. “The miners must have left this  behind when the place was abandoned…” I didn’t get to keep my  new gear pristine for long,  

Cause soon enough, the mine was  crawling with Gorilla Guards. “You never should have come here!” But I wasn’t as weak as I used to be. I held my   own against the Gorillas until  they were forced to retreat. “Nobody defeats a hero!” From day 13 to day 15, I returned to  

The stony peaks with my new iron weapons and armor  plating, ready to take on the terrifying Hell Rat. I searched high and low for the Hell Rat’s nest,   terrified that at any moment it might pop out and  destroy me, just like Cathode Ray had told me.

But when I eventually found a cute  little hut and inside I was astonished   to find… the Hell Rat! But it didn’t  seem threatening and scary at all! It seemed like a pretty innocent,  if slightly strange-looking, rat. “Hey, you don’t seem particularly hellish.  Why do they call you the Hell Rat?”

“Oh, it’s because I come from Hell,   the unincorporated community in  Livingston County, Michigan!” “Oh. I suppose that does answer  a lot. But not why Cathode Ray   sent me here. Sorry for bothering you, Mr. Rat.” I could smell a rat – and it wasn’t the  Hell Rat. I needed to make my way back  

To the Shattered Glaciers, with no time to waste!  From day 16 to day 19, I returned to the  cold, lonely world of the Shattered Glacier. “Cathode Ray has some serious questions  to answer. Sending me to hassle innocent   rats from Michigan doesn’t seem  like something a hero would do!”

But when I arrived at Ray’s pad,  it was empty. Not a soul in sight. Until I heard footsteps behind  me. I panicked and turned around,   only to see Mungus standing right behind me. “Mungus!? What are you doing here?”

“I was just about to ask you the same thing! I’ve  been tracking the imposter who’s been causing   trouble across the server, and whom everyone  keeps blaming me for! All signs point to here.” “Here? That’s impossible… But… Oh no…  The Hell Rat! He’s in terrible danger!” Before Mungus could ask any follow-up questions,  

I high-tailed it out of the Shattered Glaciar  and made my way back to the Stony Peaks. When I arrived, I searched desperately for  the place where I’d found the Hell Rat. But   by the time I did, it was too late. Just  Cathode Ray standing in an empty crater. “Ray!? What have you done?”

“What you were too weak to do, apparently!  You can’t even stomp some silly rat?” “Why would I want to? He was innocent.” “Innocent is just a point of view. Who’s  innocent, really? I’m sure he did something,   at some point, that made him  deserve getting vaporized by me.”

“If that’s how you think, then  you’re not a hero at all!” “I am a hero, Zozo, and if you’re against me,   that can only mean you’re a villain!  Let me show you what I do to villains!” Cathode Ray summoned up a huge lightning  bolt, and before I could do anything,  

He fired it at me – And everything went black. From day 20 to day 22, I finally woke up,   my damaged toilet body lying among the  broken stone of the peaks around me. Somehow, I’d survived. “Why didn’t Cathode Ray completely destroy me?” “Because I stopped him.”

I turned and saw my old prison  friend, Mungus, walking towards me. “What? You’re the first person  who believed in me. You think   I’d let that TV-headed creep destroy you? No way.” “I can’t believe he used me like that. I  thought he was a hero. I thought I was a hero!”

“You still can be, Zozo. Let’s  go back to your base. Together,   we can defeat this guy, and show  the world who he really is!” “You’re right, Mungus. It’s the only way!” We went back to my base, and we tore down  the old base so We had enough space for  

The new build! I mined up enough  raw materials to construct a new   building with a room for Mungus to stay  at – Complete with a bed and a couch. “You can’t really tell what this place will  be, so make sure to watch a bit longer to  

Find out as I will finish this base!” From day 23 to day 26, I returned to   the Savanna Plateau, wanting to see  everything with a fresh perspective. “Everything with Cathode Ray has  got me reconsidering my whole life…” But I didn’t have time to brood:  

I saw an Undead Ostrich getting chased  around by a terrifying Dark Manticore. “Wait, this looks like a situation where  I can prove myself as a real hero!” I stormed in, blasting fireballs and  warden shrieks at the Dark Manticore   while the Undead Ostrich was out  of the picture. It didn’t take  

Long for the Manticore to relent, and  I finished it off with my iron sword. Afterwards, the Undead Ostrich came  out of hiding and approached me. “You saved my life! That was so heroic!” “Thank you! I’m trying my best…  Despite not having a great teacher.”

“Your best saved me. So in exchange, here, take  some of my power and ascend to greater heights!” The Ostrich fired an energy blast at  me, and I felt myself getting bigger   and stronger. Soon enough, I had 26  hearts, and a new ability: Smash!

I tested it out, smashing a huge  crazy crater into the ground. “Okay, this will be useful later!” From day 27 to day 31, while heading back   across the Savanna Plateau towards the Shattered  Glacier, I encountered a group of chickens. “Mmmm. Even a Warden Skibidi Toilet  enjoys some nice fried chicken.”

I lured the chickens back  into the shattered glacier   and decided I need to built a pen for them. Before I could do that I decided to finish up  the rest of the base So I can put them in just  

The right spot! I poured my heart and soul  into it. I just hope none flushes it down! “You can’t deny the resemblance is  uncanny! If you think it looks good   make sure to subscribe so you  see my other amazing builds!” As I was taking in the views  the Mungus approached me.

“Great work, Zozo! Some chicken  is exactly what we need. Also,   speaking of food, I took the liberty of making  us a pantry. We can store excess chicken there!” I looked and saw the well-stocked pantry and  fully equipped kitchen that Mungus had created.

“Great job to you too, Mungus, this  base is coming along nicely now!” Meanwhile, back in Cathode  Ray’s icy-chill pad of evil,   he was consulting with his most  powerful henchman – The Speaker Head. “So you see, Speaker Head, this Zozo  needs to be destroyed for the greater  

Good. We can’t have a good world with  that skibidi warden MENACE in it.” “Of course, Mr. Ray. Everybody  wants to rule the world,   but you’re the only one who  I’d trust to see it through.” “Then go out there and do  what needs to be done. He’s  

The only thing standing in the way of our plans.”  From day 32 to day 35, I returned once again  to the Savanna Pleatua. More specifically,   I returned to the Gorilla base  where I’d first been imprisoned. “If I thought these guys were evil  while I thought Cathode Ray was good,  

Then maybe I had the wrong idea all along.” When I arrived at the Gorilla base,   the huge Gorilla who’d first  captured me appeared to stand guard. “You’ve got some nerve coming back here,   toilet! After everything you’ve done,  I ought to destroy you right now!”

“Wait, wait! I was misled,  and I think you were misled,   too! I’m on your side. Let me  speak to the Boss Gorilla.” “Hmmm. The Boss Gorilla isn’t  actually a Gorilla. Come with me;   if you try anything funny, I’ll hammer  you into the ground like a tent peg!”

The Big Gorilla directed me inside.  I followed his instructions down the   hallway, until I saw the strangest  thing: A floating redstone cube. “My goodness… Who are you?” “Me? I am the cube of wisdom. The source of all  good and righteous knowledge. And if you had  

Spoken to me earlier, I could have told you that  Cathode Ray the TV Man was nothing but a sham.” “Yes, I’m sorry, I know that now.  He’s a villain who believes he’s   a hero. But I want to be a real hero.  Together, between me, my friend Mungus,  

And you and your Gorilla forces,  we can take down this monster!” “That’s the wisest thing  you’ve said all day, Zozo.”  From day 36 to day 39, knowing the  danger of the threats against me,   I searched the Shattered Glacier yet again  until I found another abandoned cave. I searched deep within,  

Until I found some more abandoned pieces  of iron armor, which I quickly equipped. Using my smash power to bust  through the stone further,   I found a small vein of diamonds,  which I mined with my iron pickaxe.

“Not enough to make anything yet, but these will  come in real handy when I find more of them!” I returned to my base with my spoils, where  Mungus was waiting for me with good news. “Zozo! I crafted some weapons for you while you   were gone – Javelins! They  should be super effective!”

“Oh that’s awesome, Mungus! This will make me  an even more formidable opponent at long range!” I left the edge of my base to  practice my throwing skills   with my new selection of javelins,  when suddenly, a Gibbon approached. “BE NOT AFRAID!” “Don’t worry, I wasn’t.”

“Oh. Okay. Uhhh… I’m an envoy from the  primate kingdom, My master, the cube,   wishes to speak to you at a secure location in the  Twilight Valley. You must journey there at once!” It sounded like there was no time  to delay. I turned tail and made  

My way in the direction of the Twilight Valley.  From day 40 to day 43, I arrived in the  spooky and mysterious Twilight Valley. Following the instructions  given to me by the Gibbon,   I found a small shack where the Redstone  Cube of Wisdom was waiting for me.

“What’s up, Mr. Cube? Why so cloak  and dagger? Is everything okay?” “There’s an urgent matter that must be  attended to, Zozo. My spies in Cathode   Ray’s inner circle tell me that he’s dispatched  one of his most dangerous agents: Speaker Head.” “What’s so dangerous about him?”

“He’s a highly skilled and lethal warrior, he’s  absolutely loyal to Cathode Ray and his cause,   and he absolutely hates Skibidi  Toilets. I must leave now, Zozo,   but stay safe. You are in grave danger.” The Redstone Cube teleported away –  leaving me alone in the Twilight Valley. Or so I thought!

The shack exploded, and the Speaker Head  was standing there, wielding a huge sword. “There you are! Time to meet your doom,  Toilet! All for freedom and for pleasure!” Without delay, I started firing my Warden Shrieks  and Fireballs at him. But there was no effect.

He ran at me with his sword and  devastated me with one strike.   All I could do was turn and run for my life. “I’ll get you, Zozo! Nothing ever lasts forever!” From day 44 to day 49, I was resting and   recovering at my base from my  encounter with Speaker Head.

“I was lucky to get out of there alive. Speaker  Head wasn’t planning on taking prisoners…” He was every bit as terrifying as  the Redstone Cube suggested. So it   made sense that the Redstone Cube would  appear next to me in my time of need!

“You weren’t kidding, Cube, that  Speaker Head guy is a real demon.” “Be that as it may, I believe  I have a solution for you,   Zozo. A weapon that may be capable of destroying  that diabolical false hero once and for all.” “I’m all ears!”

“A blowgun, an ancient tribal weapon  wielded by a great warrior. It’s said   to have special powers when used by  a true hero in the name of justice.” “That sounds perfect! Where can I get it?” “I’m not sure yet, you will need to seek  out the information. Return to the Stony  

Peaks and seek out other wise creatures. They  will give you the knowledge that you seek.”  From day 50 to day 53, I had  fully recovered from the stress   of my battle with Speaker Head. I  ventured out into the Stony Peaks,   wanting to find the wise creatures  that the Redstone Cube had spoken of.

“I’m lucky I don’t have legs, or they’d  be getting really tired right about now.” When I’d reached the highest  peaks of the Stony… Well,   Peaks, I found a wise, old  Spider Pig waiting for me. “Welcome, my son. I am the great Spider Pig,  who sits at the center of the cosmic web of  

Knowledge. I can answer but one question of every  person. What is your question, Warden Toilet?” “I seek the power to defeat evil. Where  can I find the legendary ancient blowgun?” “It will not be easy, my boy. The blowgun lies in  the Chamber of Destiny, deep inside the Sythian  

Torrids. It is guarded by a terrible beast, you  will need to be incredibly strong to fight it.” “A terrible beast. Great. For a second there, I  was worried this whole thing would be too easy.”  From day 54 to day 57, I  returned to the Savanna Plateau,  

Hoping to share everything I’d  learned with the Redstone Cube. But on the way, I was intercepted by a  familiar and terrifying foe: Speaker Head! “Well, well, well, if it isn’t my  least favorite warden toilet, Zozo!” “Speaker Head!? What are you doing here?” “I’ve been listening to you.  All the way since the Spider  

Pig. My master wants me to collect  intelligence on you and everything   you’re doing. But I won’t even need that  information if I destroy you right here!” I threw some javelins at him and tried to hit him  with my fireballs, but he was still too strong. “My turn!”

He pulled out a Destroyer, and with one whack,   blasted a huge crater in the earth. I  was lucky to have escaped with my life. Meanwhile, back at his base in  the Shattered Glacier, Cathode   Ray was receiving the information  that Speaker Head had stolen.

“The Sythian Torrids. Interesting. Then  it means the blowgun must be guarded by   the High Reaver – Perhaps I’ll let Zozo deal  with that one. He can always use the practice…”  From day 58 to day 62, I was at my base,   having at least survived a second  encounter with the Speaker Head.

“I need some kind of advantage.  I can’t afford to let him get   the jump on me again – I might not be so lucky.” I was pulled out of my  pessimistic thoughts by Mungus,   who strolled over to me with obvious excitement.

“Zozo! I’ve been working hard building things  while you were gone. I’ve added in a little yard,   a bathroom and a new crafting  area, complete with a furnace!” “Oh, that’s genius, Mungus! Just the  thing I needed. If I want some new gear,   I’m gonna need to forge it myself!”

With this in mind, I went back to the  same mining cavern I’d visited before,   and dug even deeper into the darkness,   using my smash power to go deeper a lot  faster than I would with just a pickaxe. Eventually, I found an even  richer vein of diamonds,  

And harvested as many as I possibly could. Then, I took them back to the base and  put Mungus’ crafting room to good use.   I forged myself a diamond sword, a diamond  pickaxe, and a few pieces of diamond armor.

“Now I’m a force to be reckoned with!” From day 63 to day 66, I heard a   great crackling outside my base, like  something of immense power had arrived. I walked outside the base  and saw the Redstone Cube   of Wisdom waiting for me on my decorative toilet.

“Zozo, it is time. We must travel together  to the edge of the Shattered Glacier. There,   we can find the portal to the Sythian Torrids,   where the sacred blowgun awaits the arrival  of its prophesied user. That, Zozo, is you.” “Then we have no time to waste! Lead the way!”

I followed the floating cube across the Shattered   Glacier until eventually we reached  the impressive-looking portal stand. “Something is wrong, Zozo.  The portal… It isn’t active.” “Then what do we do?” “Keep searching. There must be some kind  of key. Someone out there has it. We just  

Need to get our hands on it! Well, we  don’t have hands, but you get the idea.”  From day 67 to day 70, while waiting and  planning my next steps on the toilet,   I was visited by someone I hadn’t had the  best relationship with: The Big Gorilla.

“Zozo, you know I wouldn’t come to you if I  wasn’t desperate, but some unknown force has been   fighting my men in the Twilight Valley while we  try to search for the key to the Sythian Torrids.” “And I’m guessing you want me  to come in there and fight it?”

“Yeah, pretty much, but you  better not gloat about it.” Because I’m a nice guy, I didn’t  gloat. Just flushed the toilet   and made a beeline for the Twilight Valley,   where I saw what had been giving the Gorillas so  much trouble: A cosmically powerful Shiba Inu.

“BE GONE, INTRUDER! YOU WILL NEVER GET  YOUR HANDS ON THE KEY! LEAVE MY VALLEY!” “Wait, listen to me–” “IF YOU USE THIS KEY FOR EVIL, I WILL–” “LISTEN! I’m not here to do evil, I’m here to stop   it. You said something about a key –  Is it the key to the Sythian Torrids?”

“Yes. The very same.” “Good. I seek the blowgun  from the Chamber of Destiny.” “For what purpose do you seek it?” “I wish to obtain the blowgun, and use it  to defeat the evil known as Cathode Ray.” “That… Is a noble goal. The key is yours;  if you misuse it, I’ll destroy you myself.”

The Shiba Inu disappeared,   leaving behind a magical-looking  key, which I immediately picked up. “I’m one step closer to completing my quest!”  From day 71 to day 74, I was returning to my  base, excited to tell Mungus about the key.

But I had bigger things on my mind: Speaker  Head was back, and he was destroying my base. “You’re too late, Zozo! I know  everything – You can’t stop us now!” “I can tell you’re a Speaker  Head even from a distance,   cause you’re such an annoying loudmouth!”

“Don’t get mad, Zozo, get even  – If you’re brave enough! I’ll   be waiting near Ray’s pad. Come get some, loser!” Speaker Head laughed and disappeared. Then,  Mungus came out of hiding to speak to me. “How did he cause this much damage, Mungus?” “He used his Destroyer. It’s  an incredibly powerful weapon.”

“Darn, that man is such a thorn in my side!” “It doesn’t need to be all bad, Zozo.  Maybe if you go and destroy Speaker Head,   you’ll get his Destroyer, then you can use it  in the Sythian Torrids to get the blowgun!”

“That’s a great idea, Mungus. But are  you sure you’ll be okay here alone?” “I can handle myself, Zozo, I’ll  rebuild the base while you’re gone.” “Then it looks like we’ve got a plan!” Little did I know, all of this was  part of Cathode Ray’s grand plan.

“Once he’s dispatched dear Speaker Head… He’ll be  strong enough to enter the Sythian Torrids. Then,   the blowgun will be mine, and nothing  will be able to stop me! Hahahaha!”  From day 75 to day 78, I was preparing  for the battle with Speaker Head,  

When the Redstone Cube of Wisdom came  to impart some of his trademark wisdom. “Fight hard out there, Zozo,  we’re all counting on you!” “Thanks, Redstone Cube!…is that it?” And then he left. From day 79 to day 84,   I wasted no time in charging to the  dark depths of the Shattered Glacier.

“Speaker Head! You will face me in single combat!” That was clearly enough to summon him,   because Speaker Head immediately  appeared. It was almost too perfect. “Ready to be destroyed, Zozo? Well,  clearly you are, since you’re here!” “Please stop talking. I’d rather just fight!”

I charged at Speaker Head, wielding my  diamond sword. But even with the aid   of my powers, I was still hopelessly outmatched. “Face it, Zozo, you’re doomed. You can’t beat me!” That’s when I suddenly felt a surge of energy  coming up from the key the Shiba Inu gave me.  

The power to fight against evil. I evolved into  a Warden Spider Skibiti Toilet! I was bigger,   stronger and suddenly had 100 hearts,  and the ability to shoot lasers! Speaker Head was so shocked. “What!? No! You can’t do that!” “Seems like I can. Bye-bye, Speaker Head!”

With a super-charged blast of my laser attack,  Speaker Head was destroyed, once and for all. In his place was the Destroyer,  which I picked up immediately. “Just you and me now, Ray.” From day 85 to day 89, I returned to the base with  

The Destroyer and the key. And with 100 hearts,  I was finally ready to go to the Sythian Torrids. “I’m ready to do this, Mungus!” “I’m so glad, Zozo, and  look, I repaired the base!” I turned and saw that Mungus  was true to his words:  

The base had been rebuilt.  Everything was coming up roses. “The one thing left to do is  go claim the blowgun. Then,   we can defeat Cathode Ray  and end all this horror!” My heart filled with determination, I made  my way towards the portal standing deep in  

The Shattered Glaciers and used my key to open it. “Sythian Torrids, here I come!” I immediately felt the dark, dry heat  of the Torrids on the other side. It   was a sinister place, filled with molten  lava and strange, unknown structures. After hours of wandering, I found a large,  

Distinct structure that must  have been the Chamber of Destiny. “There’s the Chamber. Let’s go see the Beast…” I walked into the chamber, which was  deceptively quiet at first… Until a huge,   terrifying High Reaver leaped out! “Oh, there’s the beast!”

It took everything to be able to defeat the  High Reaver. The blade of my diamond sword,   my fireballs, my javelins, my laser  eyes, and of course, the Destroyer. It was a hard battle, and I lost  plenty of hearts, but in the end,  

The High Reaver was defeated – And  the blowgun was left on the ground. “Cathode Ray, you’ve got a big storm coming.”  From day 90 to day 94, I left the Chamber of  Destiny with the Blowgun in hand. With this,   I’d finally be able to destroy  Cathode Ray once and for all.

But before I could find my way to  the portal, I was hit by a lightning   that completely paralyzed me from the neck  down. The blowgun fell out onto the floor. “Oh no! Who could have done this!?” Unsurprisingly, Cathode Ray emerged from  the darkness. He had total power over me.

“So it has come to this. You know, Zozo,   we could have worked well together. Imagine the  heroics we would have accomplished together.” “You’ve never done anything heroic in your life.   Ray. You’re just a villain  who’s lying to himself.”

“You’re going to regret this, Zozo. If you’re  not with me, then you’re my enemy. I’d destroy   you right now, but I want you to live long  enough to see my revenge play out in full.” While I couldn’t move, he  built a stone cage around me,  

Trapping me within. By the time I could  move again, Cathode Ray was long gone.  From day 95 to day 97, I tried different  methods to bust down the walls of the prison   that Cathode Ray had built around me. Out of  all the powerups only the destroyer worked!

But there was no time to waste –  I needed get back to the Savanna   Plateau immediately and warn  the Redstone Cube of Wisdom! When I was back in the Overworld, I ran as  fast as I could until I reached the plateau.

But I wasn’t fast enough. The Gorilla  Outpost base had been left in ruins,   and all the Gorillas were gone. All that was left  was the heavily injured Redstone Cube of Wisdom. “Zozo… Cathode Ray went on a Cathode  Rampage… He’s cleaning house,   trying to destroy everyone he can.”

“Oh no, this is all my fault, I gave  him the blowgun. He’ll be invincible!” “He has one weakness, Zozo. Because he has a TV  for a head, he doesn’t have a mouth, so he can’t  

Actually use the blowgun. Get it back, Zozo, and  use it to bring Ray’s reign of terror to an end!” The Redstone Cube passed away, leaving  me alone on the cold and dusty plateau.  On day 98, I made a beeline back to  my base. I needed to warn Mungus,  

So he didn’t end up like the Gorillas  or the Redstone Cube of Wisdom. When I saw the state of my base, I feared  I was too late: Everything Mungus and I   had worked on was destroyed. Cathode  Ray had almost annihilated the base.

“Oh no! Did he destroy Mungus just  like he destroyed the Redstone Cube?” To my immense relief, Mungus  emerged from the rubble. “Please. I’m a lot harder to destroy than that.” “Mungus! You’re alive!” “Cathode Ray was so focused on angrily destroying  our base that he didn’t even notice me.”

“That’s one small relief. But Cathode Ray still  has the blowgun. I can’t defeat him without it.” “Don’t worry, Zozo. I have a plan. Let’s go to   Ray’s pad together. I’ve got my own  score to settle. You distract him,   I’ll steal back the blowgun. Then, you  can finish him off, once and for all!”

“That sounds like a plan to me, Mungus!”  On day 99, Mungus and I ventured deep into the  Shattered Glacier to execute our cunning plan. We arrived outside Cathode Ray’s pad  and shared some final encouraging words. “You can do this, Mungus, I’ll  keep his attention on me.” “See you on the other side, buddy.”

Mungus snuck into the base. When he was gone,   I shot my fire balls at Cathode Ray’s  base. He immediately stormed outside. “Revenge, then? I figured you’d come out  here after you saw what I did to your   base and your worthless friends. At least  now I can finish you once and for all.”

“Yeah, you can do that, Ray, but  you’ll need to catch me first.” I ran as fast as I could as Cathode Ray chased me,   shooting lightning after me. I ran until I’d  lost him, then made a beeline back to the base. I met Mungus outside Ray’s  pad. He gave me the blowgun.

“Finish this, Zozo.” And with that, he fled into the  forest, leaving me alone at Ray’s pad.  On day 100, I used my fireballs and  laser beams to wreak destruction on   Cathode Ray’s base. I blew up  walls, and annihilated rooms,   and with the Destroyer, I smashed  a huge crater into the ground.

And using my own smash ability,  I annihilated everything I could,   sending his whole kingdom crashing down around me. “I’m gonna do what you did to  me! And to the Redstone Cube,   and all those Gorillas! I’ll  leave you with nothing!” All the noise attracted Cathode  Ray himself, who stormed in,  

Ready to fight wielding a massive sword! “You worthless little bidet! My perfect pad…  How could you ruin it like this? I am a hero–” “How many times do I need to tell  you that there’s nothing heroic   about you? You’re just a big, cruel  bully who wants people to like him!”

“And it’s clear you’re not going to like me.  So I may as well destroy you, you villain!” The battle began. Cathode Ray was strong, but now,   I was ready to face him. I threw in  javelins and blasted fireballs. I hit  

Him with laser beams and warden shrieks,  and even whacked him with the Destroyer. “No! This is impossible!” For the finishing blow, I pulled out  my blowgun, channeling all the power   of the Redstone Cube. With one blast, the  scourge of Cathode Ray was finally destroyed. “The only hero here is me!”