Insane! Watch Aphmau Teach Her Baby to Swim!

My adorable minecraft babies are learning to swim today so me and my friends take them out to a lake to learn but when mischief happens trouble is sure to follow kenny and my friends teaching babies how to swim or will we all sink oh and be sure to

Swim away to hit that subscribe button all right so you girls are going to love this lake trust me all right it’s going to be the best place you’ve ever oh look who’s here all right hold on one second all right give me a second all right okay all

Right girls come on it’s time to get out all right i got you baby hey everybody oh you brought the whole family here I know uh so how so what are you doing here pierce are you swimming yeah just chilling out you know i got myself a little setup over here take a look you know just nice little patch of pierce right here you got a grill You go swimming oh my goodness okay all right so let me set up this oh all right let me set up this area and then the baby crib with baby umbrella all right so that way we don’t get any sunburn or anything i’ll pick you up and we’ll put you right

In the crib there we go okay all right perfect all right all right wait what okay all right okay it’s okay don’t worry all right it’ll be fine don’t worry you’re okay all right i got some floaties right in my inventory here and here here’s a potato to calm you down

Okay are they good yeah i’m gonna put the i’m gonna it’s okay no no i’m gonna put the floaties on but you know what this made me realize something what she doesn’t know how to swim all right oh we’re gonna have to fix that all right so we gotta get you

We’re gonna get you to swim okay baby we’re gonna get that done today no problem no okay yeah we’re gonna get you to swim come on let’s go put your floaties on and then we’re gonna get you in the water it’s all gonna be good just don’t jump in the

Water without your floaties again please oh please okay all right she’s got her floaties on everything looks perfectly fine all right watching when we get to the lake who’s that um hey hey perfect [Laughter] oh [Applause] we were here to enjoy the water you know and some sun but i guess someone else had other ideas apparently so we’re learning swimming just so you know yeah swimming in i guess getting a new motorbike at some yeah point hey i’ll tell you since the weather’s so nice

Water is crystal clear how about we build up a camp you know yeah let’s see kauai chen here’s yours and aphmau here is yours let’s put this on the smoldering remains there we go beautiful i’m gonna put mine up here too like this looks like a better spot there

We go all right so baby we’re gonna teach you how to swim okay all right so first off let me teach you a lesson because i’m probably the best swimmer here so wait did you say you’re the best swimmer yeah i’m the best excuse me yes

I i’m the best swimmer here okay she’s the best sitter apparently i find if you think you’re the best swimmer how about you go out and show me your best swimming i think i will after i finish this one more piece of button then i absolutely will

Uh isn’t eating before something bad oh come on i’m gonna be fine the whole thing’s a myth i’ve eaten plenty of times before swimming possibly probably anyway i’m going i’ll see you later okay you know what ah just to show you how good of a swimmer i am i’m gonna go

Out to the middle of the lake first oh no all right follow me follow me let’s make sure babies okay baby’s all good [Laughter] Is you didn’t even help me for that i’m sure there you go okay i got it you know jeez get up there well why did you save me like that i didn’t need that i was doing great on my own that’s a really good example just putting that out there okay okay

You know at least i’m setting an example all right well i’m gonna set a good example okay not only for babies but for quite [ __ ] annoyed too look at them they’re scared yeah i mean think of what could have happened to you yeah pierce i was doing

Great all right my those cries for help we’re merely just a distraction to keep the dolphin away all right okay all right you know what there must be an ocean nearby so how about you go get a tall drink of water because obviously you’re gonna need some okay son all

Right let’s get going come on come on i’m not even thirsty well fine okay all right uh noah what you doing up there oh just making some soup coming along real nice okay good good good and my baby’s okay oh look she’s standing up she’s learning okay all right so you

Need to learn all right and what we’re gonna do is we gotta figure out how to teach you how to swim okay um so let’s see uh kwai chan we have some good teachers here not pierce though let’s make sure pierce is uh not here i think where’d he go maybe one

Looking for his bike okay all right so so baby let’s go ahead and teach you how to swim okay so oh teach you how people how to swim huh oh what do we got there oh this is uh okay i was thinking about the words that you

Were telling me about like you know not setting a good example or something like that so i figured hey why not set a good example for you to buy having a kid of my own wait pierce that’s a chicken that’s not a kid oh this your kid had a kid i think

[ __ ] it’s uh it’s more bang for your buck right there is what that is uh but hey hey wait that’s chicken pierce that excuse me man that’s a chicken don’t you dare talk to me or my son ever again oh my goodness all right so you know what all right

Guys we need to put on okay so look we need to put on some sunscreen right we got this potion of fire resistance okay so noi we’re gonna put on some sunscreen okay take that okay there we go all right thank you perfect yeah we’ll put on some sunscreen

There you go there you go baby come here come on put some sunscreen let’s put some applause there we go give me a rupee good but not what pierce here take some sunscreen put some on next no no no no no no no no no i’ll take this but no

Thank you ma’am why we’re just gonna go in the water where the sun can’t get us no worries about that at all here’s your chicken that’s really sensitive to heat okay you want to oh my goodness she gets me in the water it’s fine it’s fine all right fine you

Know what that’s your chin that’s your kid quote unquote kid kid go ahead all right all right so uh let’s get you inside the water all right so let’s just want to come in oh no oh okay um look it’s splishy looking splashy it’s really good

Okay all right this is taking too long you know how you know how you learn how to swim yeah i’ll show you the same way that my grandpa taught me how to swim uh-huh no she doesn’t like that okay you know what we’re going okay um All right i’ve got the chicken okay oh my god okay chicken come on come on come on come on oh my gosh all right i got the chicken i got the chicken come on someone’s gonna figure it out okay all right give enough time you know what here noy just take the

Chicken and just make sure the chicken okay put the chicken in flavor pierce yeah you should kiss your chicken okay look she’s fine she’s doing much better okay yeah and she’d be doing better if you gave rupert enough time to actually learn how to swim okay all right so

Maybe you can teach him how to swim on your own time but she makes you really upset see the chicken in the water okay all right all right well you go home i’m gonna go get some more food fine you go get some more food just don’t eat before going in

Check on your little sister okay she’s good oh baby not that one you gotta go sit on mine okay oh you know what go ahead and sit on pierce because it’s okay you know there you go there you go all right so sitting on pierces uh where where did pierce’s son Can go talk to you for a sec about something what happened what happened uh so yeah i was just making our fish soup and uh Oh my god nothing is that really rupert is that really rupert what happened he talked about the pot while i was trying to make the soup guys we got to find a new chicken oh my god uh yeah we need to do it quick because pierce is gonna

Flip okay uh keep them distracted all right we’re gonna go find another chicken you guys just keep them distracted okay what’s going on how’s everything going guys i’m gonna go really good yeah we’ll make some mutton gumbo oh great yeah it’ll be fantastic oh hey that smells pretty good what do you

Got cooking up here i’m gonna go out first i’m gonna go out for jet ski baby you stay there baby you stay there gotta let learn to let go of your baby as they’re growing chicken come on Okay would you like this would you let this small child over here walk on the road oh no it’s okay baby don’t cry pierce you’re bullied i’m gonna go find rupert all right okay you gotta do your job all right hey pierce i found i thought i found rupert peters i found

Rupert isn’t it look okay yeah we went out for a jet ski you know just uh just uh yeah that’s what we did we’re not for a little jet ski he never goes jet skiing with me yeah well it’s all right pop it back yeah there he is there he is look see

See that’s him i’m gonna put him in his crib and he’ll never see oh that’s it’s it is it’s rupert right rupert uh huh why are you guys acting so weird all as well rupert is back up hey where you going rupert come back come back where are you going hey hey

Goodbye all right let’s uh let’s let’s let’s let’s just sit on the thing okay let’s go yeah oh rupert you classic y’all used to play it hard to get i get it oh this is so nice i love oh linda’s doing just this is so much fun pierce stay away

From me i saw what happened to your bike your body i know that’s why i’m sitting closer to you and away from noi oh okay blended in with the lake yeah i’m sorry that i had my bike uh not moving go towards the lake so sorry about this fierce almost hit me

Oh my god sorry i was letting grouper drive for a second the dolphin is back guys oh Some of nature’s majesty today if you don’t know oh my god she looks like she’s having a good time okay all right it’s fine it’s like dolphin giving up a bit oh my god the dolphins block the dolphin okay okay oh swimming just a little bit all

Well that’s a relief yeah look oh look piercy i got my baby back isn’t that nice yeah no it’s so cool it’s a shame that you’re a bad parent for letting it happen the first place wow wow pierce i can’t believe that oh my god wow i’m just saying i’m not the only

Person who can set a bad example here just just saying wow pierce you know oh my god uh pierce what at least i know that i don’t learn from my mistakes so that Uh here’s your tutorial pierce rupert okay i guess oh my god okay okay he doesn’t even know that that’s not rupert that’s that’s rupert two oh my god what do you mean rupert too uh nothing rupert’s too cool that’s exactly what i know that and also it’s ryan the

Dolphin he’s too cool for school okay baby go down our baby and grip okay that’s so good all right there we go oh go one thing of bubbly pop here you go hey what what did you what did you give her oh just give her a little bit of soda

What’s up oh don’t no don’t you dare drink hey pass that up just like she is absolutely weird yeah it’s all yours drink it drink it she drank it oh my god oh she gets carbonated okay geez oh god okay all right really quick all right so here don’t

Don’t bubble me let me let me let me burp you real quick okay just stop jumping out of my hand my goodness oh no oh pierce she’s got it there we go don’t give her any soda again oh my god oh my god nice smell before i start drinking milk

Oh my goodness okay all right seriously abuse okay doesn’t it all right baby i’m gonna show you how to swim okay all right so you gotta swim just like this okay splish splash okay splish splash and go a little bit slower all right and this is a little bit better than pierce

I can do just a little bit okay i’m just pushing excuse me i have an excellent swimmer i’ll have you know yeah then why did you drown before okay i’m just putting that out there too i was trying to knock that dolphin into suspicion okay it didn’t work

All right so see this is how you swim very gracefully i’m just a very fast swimmer okay and this is how you avoid arrows oh my god wow wow pierce i can’t believe faster off i’ll swim faster i can’t believe you know i’m coming i’m coming over there

Wow okay pierce i i seriously can’t believe you i just why am i such a bad shot yeah pierce oh my god fine you know what pierce how about you show me how about you show me how you’re going no don’t do dare don’t do it how about

You show me how you swim then okay of course absolutely absurd as i said he’s so jealous of the water all right look at him swim okay hey we see it’s all the hips you got to get those hips really moving yeah i know the other way you know what

Here how about we play his own game and you got to make sure you do it in laps right you go one way and then you go the other way and then you go up and you go down and whoa whoa that bow i have some arrows too you know

Half out you know people wouldn’t have happened if you weren’t emotionally short excuse me i am not short i am emotionally tall strong and kind of sad sometimes don’t worry this is i’m just getting the fish that are trying to get you the piranhas that are in there

Oh protest huh they realized that we were swimming in the amazon what what what’s going on oh oh oh my god part of my plan all along oh my god she went to go save you let’s do it again hey come on go get him go save him go

Let’s see let’s see if she’s practicing all right go pretend like you’re drowning okay okay okay this is pretty cute all right fire it up oh my god oh my gosh baby you did it oh i’m so glad my plan worked that well really was that actually your plan all

Right of course all right let’s go come on baby let’s go do your first drive okay don’t you mean her first dive no not her first dive i mean i mean drive we’re going to steal your car bye what you can drive baby okay

Okay so you know what i think would be a good activity we could do all together okay so what we could do to build up your confidence before you go swimming is we can make sand castles and have a little sand castle building competition hey competition i know right so i

Started whoever builds the best sand castle wins five diamonds how about that five diamonds you’re on all right let’s do it let’s do it ready and here we go here we go ready go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go

Go go go go go go oh look look at hers hers is so good too oh yeah it’s pretty nice if you like boxes i guess wow you know what you are a box pierce just putting that out there i think she just called you up here yeah you are pretty square

Appears just put that out there so guys i think we’re pretty much good for right now let’s see we got so far she’s she’s a prodigy guys she’s she’s a prodigy all right so this is mine mine is okay but hers is really good so good

Let’s see what yours is all right a box with oh look at this you got like a little working on it did i see this is pretty good kawaii copied you but that’s okay what did not copy me i’ll have Guys i i think something’s wrong with pierce can you hear me down there i said i won whatever you say honey you do you girl you good look at you oh honey you’re doing so he’s doing so good oh honey oh no oh wait you can see the

Results okay oh my gosh okay beautiful okay you know what we have water in the baby division uh my baby has one look at hers look how beautiful it is it’s got a little moon everything is so cute beside the baby’s division no you’re not in the

Baby division you’re in the adult yeah okay all right and then the adult edition you know what i can’t vote for myself noy has won okay there we go what noise we need or excuse me i have the greatest the greatest sandcastle i don’t know what he talked about here

Said no that’s really piercing the sky right there well congratulations on being the winner um every oh my goodness okay question you can’t be no hold on i like you’re thinking you’re quite sad but i think i got one better yeah [Laughter] yay don’t do what they did please don’t

Do what they did oh my goodness